A Horny’s Sex Ed

The “Question”… and the “Answer”

What a night it was, when I asked my dad The Question… and the answer he gave me.

“Dad...”

“Whatsa matter, Horny?”

I always smiled when he called me that. I was still a kid, and my horn was really small. But Dad told me that it would grow, and called me “Horny” to remind me that mine could grow bigger than his. I had a better diet just to make sure of that! Of course, I still had fast food and junk, like any kid would.

He got me in such a good mood that I just asked, “Where did I come from?”

Dad stared for a while, then laughed. “Finally, eh? OK, sit down!”

I sat down beside him in the couch. He started explaining right away. “Remember nature has all sort of crazy stuff?”

“Yeah!” He always showed me a lot of funny stuff!

“Well, that’s one of them.” He said while he took off his belt. “You came out of your mom!”

I just stared at him like, “No way…”

“I’m not lying, Horny! Wanna know what’s crazier?”

Of course I wanna! “Yeah?”

“I made you inside her! Whadda ya think of that?!”

Now THAT was crazy. “…HOW??”

Dad opened his pants and pulled out his HUGE dick. “With this! Ain’t that crazy?”

“…NO WAY…”

“Oh Yes! Look…” he said when grabbed it. “… you just don’t pee with this. First, you get it like this… ” He started rubbing and shaking it, until it got all straight and hard, and bigger than it already was. “…and NO, it doesn’t hurt. Just don’t drink anything to get it like this, or it’s gonna hurt BAD!”

Dad kinda scared me with that warning, but he always warned as soon as he felt it right, like telling me about hard-ons right there. I nodded a bit, still staring at the stiff dick. I don’t know when the heck did I get off the couch, but there I was, staring at the gray meat club, just an inch or two from my horn.

“OK, first you get it like this, right?” After I nodded, he went on rubbing and rubbing. “Well, after you get it like this, you stick it in the mom’s…”

Dad never lets on that he wants you to guess. So it took me even longer to realize what the answer was.“……Cunt??”

“Right!” Dad praised me as he kept going. “Almost all animals fuck to have kids… But that’s called SEX, OK? That’s how you call it in public.”

“Sex is putting it in a cunt, right.”

“Yeah, but you don’t just put it there!” Dad told me when he started grunting and groaning, without stopping rubbing his dick.  “You got to work it in there, kinda like this…”

That’s when he put his hands together around his dick and started fucking them! He was moaning and groaning even more, so I asked him. “…Does that hurt?” 

“Oh, hell no… I’m noisy ’cause it’s REALLY good. You gotta try it next year.”

“Why next year?!”

“That’s when I started. If you wanna try…go ahead.”

“Really?”

“Nothing wrong with it…”

So I did. I slipped down my pants and undies, and started get it hard. I was so glad to see it work…

“Hey, Horny! Look…!” Dad started yelling as he worked it full on. “You gotta… work it to get… THIS!” He grunted as he shot a hell of a white stream right there!

All that white stuff fell on Dad, and it looked to me like butter or something. “What’s that?!”

“…Cum…” Dad said as he caught his breath. “It’s called sperm… You know…”

I finished it for him. “In public, it’s sperm.” 

“Good boy…” Dad said when he finally settled down. “You know, you don’t have to hurry with a cunt, or she won’t have fun!”

“Like playing?”

“Not quite. At least not that often.” Dad seemed to think if he should keep explaining. “You’ll understand later.” Sure; I knew I could always ask if I needed to.

“Next year?”

“MUCH later!” He was really serious with that, so I was sure that I had BETTER wait a LONG time before I could ‘play’ like that. So I nodded a big YES to Dad, and he smiled.  “Now I think I’m gonna finish here…”

“You ain’t done yet??”

“Hell, no! We rhinos can shoot 10 times or more. Now I’m gonna finish it off!”

“Me, too?”

“Well, I don’t know how many YOU can, since you’re a kid…” I was kind worried, now could I really ‘play’ like Dad could when I grew up? It must have shown in my face, ’cause he told me.  “OK, let’s try it!”

And he made room for me in the couch. I left my clothes on the floor and sat back on the couch. 

“Just go ahead and have fun, and you’ll be shooting cum when you gotta!”

“…OK…”

“And you don’t have to hurry, OK? Sometimes you come soon, sometimes not; sometimes a lot, sometimes a little, like when you sneeze and pee.”  

“But you pee when you drink a lot and your bladder’s full!”

“And you come a lot when your balls are full!”

“…and how do you fill them?”

“It’s natural.” Dad said. If he had said anything, I probably would have tried it! “Let’s quit talking and jerk off, OK?”

I agreed, and on we started rubbing our dicks again. I kept checking out Dad’s huge dick, and checking if mine was dripping anything. Dad’s was dripping more cum, and I wanted to drip too! I was panting already, and I watched my belly go up and down, and I noticed my little nipples were really hard!

Dad started getting sweaty when he groaned, “Horny…count them… Here’s TWO! OOHHH…!”

That shot went clean on the floor, halfway to the TV! That’s when my dick started stirring up. I clenched my teeth and grunted when I shot my first load.

“Go ahead and be loud, son… no one’s listening!”

Dad shot two more by the time I managed a second shot. I looked at him and saw him take a hand off his dick and put it between his legs. He moaned a bit when he noticed me staring. “…You DO clean up your ass, right?”

Well, of course I DO! I answered, “Yeah! I ain’t a bum!” He’s told me again and again to wash myself right, so I don’t stink and people don’t smell you wrong, and so on. You get the message eventually!

“Well… go ahead and… put your finger there.” He told me as he fingered himself.  “It feels good…and it’ll make you cum more!”

He was so spread, and enjoying it so much, that I did I, too. I kinda twitched and wiggled at first, ’cause it was kinda weird, but I got the spot and I really liked it! For a moment I just fingered myself, letting go of my dick to hold my leg, until I shot again. We were down to a 3-5 score, with Dad on the lead.

We kept jerking off for about an hour, with Dad coaching me with all the tricks he knew.

“Work your balls a bit… but don’t squeeze them, ’cuz that’ll hurt!” Dad, I know what a wedgie is… 4-6

“Play with… your nipples too…” that got us tied at 7

My eight shot was my last; it kinda hurt by then, but I was REALLY satisfied, too! I was all full of sweat and cum, so I felt like taking a bath. Dad was beating me at 9 and still at it, so I got off the couch and took ONE step when Dad called to me.

“Hey! Get me… a long… toy in the TV drawer!”

A LONG TOY??? 

Well, I looked for it. I found a long, black, DICK-like thing, and I showed it to him.

“Yeah, that’s the one! It’s called… dildo, and you put it… here.” He said while pulling his finger out if his ass to point at the hole with it.  “Wanna try?”

With something THIS BIG! “No way!”

“MY ass, silly kid!” Dad laughed as he could.  “Put it in there!”

I worried a bit. If I hurt him, my butt would be red for days! So I gave him the dildo. “Your toy.”

BUT…I was curious, so instead of going to the bathroom, I stood right there before Dad.  He had worked his ass so much that the dildo’s head slid right in! Dad let go of his dick, grabbed hold of one leg and started shoving that black thing up his ass. I was SO amazed when I realized that Dad was FUCKING HIMSELF! I couldn’t even laugh! I mean, how many times people had told him to do that?

Dad moaned A LOT more now. “Ahhhh…” he was pumping that dildo up his ass like he was pumping for oil.

 “Aaaaaaaa…AAAHHHH…!” He was real loud when he came for the tenth, last time. I barely noticed I was hard again. Dad may have noticed, too. But he was too busy catching his breath and enjoying his orgasm to say much.

“When you are old enough… you get your own.”

A birthday gift? Maybe…

With my question answered, and a new game to play, I left for the bathroom. About a month later they gave a Sex Ed speech at school. By then I had told all my friends about all I knew, so we had no problem asking about the other stuff.

The teacher fainted. Silly lady…

Next Chapter…yep, there’ll be one!

By Ramsey276@gmail.com