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Sanjay the cat had been in jail a little over a year now. Seth the Raccoon had had enough. He was going to take matters into his own hands. He ran and jumped into the Chesapeake Bay. He swam all the way to the Wales, got out of the ocean, and made his was to Her Majesty's Prison for Sex Offenders. All the fucking niggers keeping him captive were going to pay.\n\nThe raccoon is outfitted with an ArmaLite AR-18 equipped with an under-barrel Masterkey shotgun attachment with incendiary rounds, Otero Thermal 2x optic, muzzle break, long barrel, heavy stock, 60 round extended magazine, Fast Motion Laser attachment & 5.56 Nato FMJ rounds. Two fully automatic Stechkin APS pistols equipped with muzzle breaks, long barrels, 60 round extended mags, & 9X18MM Makarov FMJ rounds. Two katanas, 5 combat axes, 5 concussion grenades & a Tabun gas mine.\n\nSeth approaches the front door, and walks right in.\n\n\"Do you have an appointment today...\", some pencil-neck secretary attempts to say before Seth extends his arm with handgun equipped and pulls the trigger once. The cock sucking faggot's head explodes into gore, blood and brains splattering on the wall behind him.\n\n\"GODDAMN TERRORIST!\" Shouts a nearby security guard. Said guard attempts to draw out his Walther PPk security pistol but is blasted in the chest with an incendiary Masterkey round. His heart cates fire and explodes. \n\nA wave of armed guards descend the stairs to the hallway on the right of the secretary's desk. Seth palms a concussion grenade and tosses it down the hall, they stumble all around as the blast erupts with epic awesomeness. \n\nWith the dumb niggers on the ground rolling around, Seth Aims the AR-18 at the fuckers and empties and entire 60 round clip into the hoard. All dead within seconds.\n\nSeth traverses up the stairs to cell A8 (the cell in which Sanjay the cat is being held captive). The cellblock is empty aside from the prisoners behind bars. Seth guesses this is due to the cowardness of the anti-cubophile cock sucking guards. \n\nSeth approaches the keypad designed for releasing cell A8, when suddenly the Warden, a fat fucking slob with English beer running down his neck stumbles out of his den to attempt to act cool before his inevitable execution. \n\n\"Hey!\" He attempts to say as he wields his Webley top-break revolver.\n\n8 incendiary shotgun rounds are emptied into his body in rapid succession, his whole body lights on fire. Seth leaves this fucktard to burn on the floor as he opens the cell with his paw.\n\nSanjay & Seth snog & frot passionately for several moments, when the roof of the sordid establishment comes clean off, the based couple look up as a helicopter with cables attached to the roof suddenly flies upward, allowing for an avenue of quick escape. \n\nThe furry loves climb onto the edge of the prison walls as the wait a few seconds for the helicopter to swing back around. It's non other than their only friend from Russia \"Popov\" taking them away from that place and to live happily ever after in the Russian wilderness. ", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "It was June 2026. Sanjay the cat had been in jail a little over a year now. Seth the Raccoon had had enough. He was going to take matters into his own hands. He ran and jumped into the Chesapeake Bay. He swam all the way to the Wales, got out of the ocean, and made his was to Her Majesty's Prison for Sex Offenders. All the fucking niggers keeping him captive were going to pay.

The raccoon is outfitted with an ArmaLite AR-18 equipped with an under-barrel Masterkey shotgun attachment with incendiary rounds, Otero Thermal 2x optic, muzzle break, long barrel, heavy stock, 60 round extended magazine, Fast Motion Laser attachment & 5.56 Nato FMJ rounds. Two fully automatic Stechkin APS pistols equipped with muzzle breaks, long barrels, 60 round extended mags, & 9X18MM Makarov FMJ rounds. Two katanas, 5 combat axes, 5 concussion grenades & a Tabun gas mine.

Seth approaches the front door, and walks right in.

"Do you have an appointment today...", some pencil-neck secretary attempts to say before Seth extends his arm with handgun equipped and pulls the trigger once. The cock sucking faggot's head explodes into gore, blood and brains splattering on the wall behind him.

"GODDAMN TERRORIST!" Shouts a nearby security guard. Said guard attempts to draw out his Walther PPk security pistol but is blasted in the chest with an incendiary Masterkey round. His heart cates fire and explodes.

A wave of armed guards descend the stairs to the hallway on the right of the secretary's desk. Seth palms a concussion grenade and tosses it down the hall, they stumble all around as the blast erupts with epic awesomeness.

With the dumb niggers on the ground rolling around, Seth Aims the AR-18 at the fuckers and empties and entire 60 round clip into the hoard. All dead within seconds.

Seth traverses up the stairs to cell A8 (the cell in which Sanjay the cat is being held captive). The cellblock is empty aside from the prisoners behind bars. Seth guesses this is due to the cowardness of the anti-cubophile cock sucking guards.

Seth approaches the keypad designed for releasing cell A8, when suddenly the Warden, a fat fucking slob with English beer running down his neck stumbles out of his den to attempt to act cool before his inevitable execution.

"Hey!" He attempts to say as he wields his Webley top-break revolver.

8 incendiary shotgun rounds are emptied into his body in rapid succession, his whole body lights on fire. Seth leaves this fucktard to burn on the floor as he opens the cell with his paw.

Sanjay & Seth snog & frot passionately for several moments, when the roof of the sordid establishment comes clean off, the based couple look up as a helicopter with cables attached to the roof suddenly flies upward, allowing for an avenue of quick escape.

The furry loves climb onto the edge of the prison walls as the wait a few seconds for the helicopter to swing back around. It's non other than their only friend from Russia "Popov" taking them away from that place and to live happily ever after in the Russian wilderness. ", "pools_count": 0, "title": "Retribution", "deleted": "f", "public": "t", "mimetype": "text/plain", "pagecount": "1", "rating_id": "2", "rating_name": "Adult", "ratings": [ { "content_tag_id": "5", "name": "Strong Violence", "description": "Strong violence, blood, serious injury or death", "rating_id": "2" } ], "submission_type_id": "12", "type_name": "Writing - Document", "guest_block": "t", "friends_only": "f", "comments_count": "1", "views": "19" }