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KEVIN SMITH. that guy only made two good movies in his life, CLERKS and MALLRATS. clerks is more memorable because its budget was less than pocket change and turned into an instant cult classic. i don't like it, but i respect it fdor what it is, a little train that could. and mallrats, mallrats is funny, not as funny as the big lebowsky, but, the damn thing is enjoyable. also, stan lee cameo, nuff said.\n\nbut, kevin smith back then, is not kevin smith today. today's kevin smith give us crap like TUSK, RED STATE, YOGA HOSERS...that's the kevin smith we got leading the he-man sequel series project. all red lights went crazy when i heard that. there was no way in heaven or earth this could have gone well. it was a train wreck, and we knew it was going to happen.\n\ni was on a tik tok live session today. and i decided to open netflix and watch all five episodes of the series while drawing, so i could have a better opinion of the series, based upon my personal experience.\n\nyou know when your mother told you when you were a kid that eating shit or licking a plugged in iron was bad? you never tried any of those things, right? (and if you did...you need help, anyways.) we should all have known what we were getting from this series when we started to see teela being the most promoted character...teela. gets more publicity and promotion on a he-man series...than he-man. please, think about it. right then. the woke alarms blared in my head. basically, i had some NETFLIX SHE RA flashbacks. and, oh yes, i will compare both series. stay here, this is gonna get good.\n\nso...season 1 (oh yes, this thing is supposed to continue, folks, smith has big plans for this massacre.) is 5 episodes long. so. using my 5 episodes rule (which says that, if a series does not catch me on the forst 5 episodes, it will not catch me at all.) can't be used here. so, whatever, i watched it all.\n\nthe sequence of things i like and dislike about this series is huge. but, i will only mention the most noticeable ones.\n\nCHARACTER DESIGN: well...the designs are exactly the same style as the 2002 series. if they have sold this as a sequel to that series. i'd have enjoyed it...nah, i can't even finish that. i'd still hate it, but not as much as i do now, cus now, this crap, is canon from filmation's classic series. ANYWAYS...character designs. they are the best of the series. very good designs, amazing color palette, the backgorund arts are perfect. if this series was an artbook instead of a story. i'd buy 10 copies of it. that good it is visually.\n\nMUSIC: generic, forgetable, bland, empty...and generic again.\n\nCHARACTER DEVELOPMENT: teela has a black token girlfriend. moving on.\n\nSTORY: teela is rey from star wars, orko and fisto die, he-man is almost irrelevant on his own series. nothing really important happens, the final episode's cliffhanger is more a WTF and WHY?? moment than the OH SHIT!! moment cliffhangers are supposed to be.\n\nORKO'S DEATH: so...orko. they actually made him likeable, gave him a speck of personality. he was more than comic relief...and then they killed him off. he is dead. gone, kaput.\n\nyou know what he-man revelation reminds me of: DIGIMON TRI. revelation has the same flaws and fails digimon tri had back then.\n\nA SUPPOSED CELEBRATION PROJECT AIMED TO PLEASE FANS AND NEWCOMERS ALIKE\nA NEW STORY, WITH MORE ACTION AND ADVENTURE\nCHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND UNIVERSE EXPANSION\n\nand, like digimon tri...revelation failed at each and every of those things. heck... they even made to orko what tri did to leomon! YOU LIKE ORKO NOW? HE IS COOL, RIGHT? HE IS FUNNY AND ACTUALLY A PART OF THE TEAM...WELL, FUCK OFF, HE IS DEAD, BECAUSE TROPES MUST BE FED.\n\nseriously, these 5 episodes of revelation gave me so many digimon tri flashbacks, amazing how smith could gather so much bad writing in so little space.\n\nand, i know what you will say, WE MUST WAIT FOR SEASON 2, THEY SURE HAVE A PLAN TO MAKE THINGS BETTER AND GIVE US A GREAT FINALE. well...here's the thing.\n\nWHY BOTHER WATCHING A 10 EPISODES SERIES, WHICH HAS ONLY 5 GOOD EPISODES AND THE OTHER 5 EPISODES ARE CRAP?\n\noh yeah, netflix she-ra did that too, SEASON 1 OF THAT SERIES IS AMONG THE THINGS I HATE THE MOST WHEN IT COMES TO ANIMATION, DEAR LORD, I LOATH THAT THING. but...somehow, no idea how, they managed to make the rest of the series likeable, and give us a very, very good finale. 1 terrible first season, and 4 amazing ones, with a great finale, yeah, i can take that. that's acceptable, not good, acceptable. but...revelation. I HAVE NO ACTUAL IDEA HOW THEY WILL MANAGE TO REPAIR ALL THE MESS ESTABLISHED BY THIS FIRST SEASON...and we are supposed to wait at leasy 6 months for it? HELL NO, KEVIN SMITH, your crappy woke series aint worth my patience.\n\nso, yeah...revelation is THE FORCE AWAKENS, but with teela instead of rey. we are forced to like teela because she is a \"strong woman \" (so strong she needs to be saved by other characters every three senconds...BUT SHE IS STRONG, DAMMIT.)\n\nLEMME PUT IT THIS WAY...the only way i can see the next season of this series saving the first one and giving us something we might enjoy...implies time travel, the \"it was all a dream\" trope...or both. that bad is the the set up left by season 1 of this series for its second season.\n\nand, as i always say...\n\nIF YOU ENJOYED THE SERIES, IF YOU LIKED IT, IF IT WAS FUN FOR YOU, KUDOS, CONGRATULATIONS AND CELEBRATIONS, IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO LIKE WHAT YOU LIKE. this rant is not against your likes or dislikes, it's against nostalgia milking, woke media and kevin smith...three things that spell doom for any project.\n\n\nand now. to wait for the cgi he-man series, LET'S FREAKIN HOPE IT'S GOOD. cus...at this point...it can be HE-MAN ROAR or HE-MAN GO!\n\nanyways, see you around.","description_bbcode_parsed":"said nobody.
listen. from day 1, i knew this thing would be a flop. i just knew it. and there's only one reason why this show was doomed to fail. KEVIN SMITH. that guy only made two good movies in his life, CLERKS and MALLRATS. clerks is more memorable because its budget was less than pocket change and turned into an instant cult classic. i don't like it, but i respect it fdor what it is, a little train that could. and mallrats, mallrats is funny, not as funny as the big lebowsky, but, the damn thing is enjoyable. also, stan lee cameo, nuff said.
but, kevin smith back then, is not kevin smith today. today's kevin smith give us crap like TUSK, RED STATE, YOGA HOSERS...that's the kevin smith we got leading the he-man sequel series project. all red lights went crazy when i heard that. there was no way in heaven or earth this could have gone well. it was a train wreck, and we knew it was going to happen.
i was on a tik tok live session today. and i decided to open netflix and watch all five episodes of the series while drawing, so i could have a better opinion of the series, based upon my personal experience.
you know when your mother told you when you were a kid that eating shit or licking a plugged in iron was bad? you never tried any of those things, right? (and if you did...you need help, anyways.) we should all have known what we were getting from this series when we started to see teela being the most promoted character...teela. gets more publicity and promotion on a he-man series...than he-man. please, think about it. right then. the woke alarms blared in my head. basically, i had some NETFLIX SHE RA flashbacks. and, oh yes, i will compare both series. stay here, this is gonna get good.
so...season 1 (oh yes, this thing is supposed to continue, folks, smith has big plans for this massacre.) is 5 episodes long. so. using my 5 episodes rule (which says that, if a series does not catch me on the forst 5 episodes, it will not catch me at all.) can't be used here. so, whatever, i watched it all.
the sequence of things i like and dislike about this series is huge. but, i will only mention the most noticeable ones.
CHARACTER DESIGN: well...the designs are exactly the same style as the 2002 series. if they have sold this as a sequel to that series. i'd have enjoyed it...nah, i can't even finish that. i'd still hate it, but not as much as i do now, cus now, this crap, is canon from filmation's classic series. ANYWAYS...character designs. they are the best of the series. very good designs, amazing color palette, the backgorund arts are perfect. if this series was an artbook instead of a story. i'd buy 10 copies of it. that good it is visually.
MUSIC: generic, forgetable, bland, empty...and generic again.
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT: teela has a black token girlfriend. moving on.
STORY: teela is rey from star wars, orko and fisto die, he-man is almost irrelevant on his own series. nothing really important happens, the final episode's cliffhanger is more a WTF and WHY?? moment than the OH SHIT!! moment cliffhangers are supposed to be.
ORKO'S DEATH: so...orko. they actually made him likeable, gave him a speck of personality. he was more than comic relief...and then they killed him off. he is dead. gone, kaput.
you know what he-man revelation reminds me of: DIGIMON TRI. revelation has the same flaws and fails digimon tri had back then.
A SUPPOSED CELEBRATION PROJECT AIMED TO PLEASE FANS AND NEWCOMERS ALIKE
A NEW STORY, WITH MORE ACTION AND ADVENTURE
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND UNIVERSE EXPANSION
and, like digimon tri...revelation failed at each and every of those things. heck... they even made to orko what tri did to leomon! YOU LIKE ORKO NOW? HE IS COOL, RIGHT? HE IS FUNNY AND ACTUALLY A PART OF THE TEAM...WELL, FUCK OFF, HE IS DEAD, BECAUSE TROPES MUST BE FED.
seriously, these 5 episodes of revelation gave me so many digimon tri flashbacks, amazing how smith could gather so much bad writing in so little space.
and, i know what you will say, WE MUST WAIT FOR SEASON 2, THEY SURE HAVE A PLAN TO MAKE THINGS BETTER AND GIVE US A GREAT FINALE. well...here's the thing.
WHY BOTHER WATCHING A 10 EPISODES SERIES, WHICH HAS ONLY 5 GOOD EPISODES AND THE OTHER 5 EPISODES ARE CRAP?
oh yeah, netflix she-ra did that too, SEASON 1 OF THAT SERIES IS AMONG THE THINGS I HATE THE MOST WHEN IT COMES TO ANIMATION, DEAR LORD, I LOATH THAT THING. but...somehow, no idea how, they managed to make the rest of the series likeable, and give us a very, very good finale. 1 terrible first season, and 4 amazing ones, with a great finale, yeah, i can take that. that's acceptable, not good, acceptable. but...revelation. I HAVE NO ACTUAL IDEA HOW THEY WILL MANAGE TO REPAIR ALL THE MESS ESTABLISHED BY THIS FIRST SEASON...and we are supposed to wait at leasy 6 months for it? HELL NO, KEVIN SMITH, your crappy woke series aint worth my patience.
so, yeah...revelation is THE FORCE AWAKENS, but with teela instead of rey. we are forced to like teela because she is a "strong woman " (so strong she needs to be saved by other characters every three senconds...BUT SHE IS STRONG, DAMMIT.)
LEMME PUT IT THIS WAY...the only way i can see the next season of this series saving the first one and giving us something we might enjoy...implies time travel, the "it was all a dream" trope...or both. that bad is the the set up left by season 1 of this series for its second season.
and, as i always say...
IF YOU ENJOYED THE SERIES, IF YOU LIKED IT, IF IT WAS FUN FOR YOU, KUDOS, CONGRATULATIONS AND CELEBRATIONS, IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO LIKE WHAT YOU LIKE. this rant is not against your likes or dislikes, it's against nostalgia milking, woke media and kevin smith...three things that spell doom for any project.
and now. to wait for the cgi he-man series, LET'S FREAKIN HOPE IT'S GOOD. cus...at this point...it can be HE-MAN ROAR or HE-MAN GO!
anyways, see you around.","writing":"","writing_bbcode_parsed":"","pools_count":0,"title":"so...HE-MAN REVELATION failed...what a surprise.","deleted":"f","public":"t","mimetype":"image/jpeg","pagecount":"1","rating_id":"0","rating_name":"General","ratings":[],"submission_type_id":"1","type_name":"Picture/Pinup","guest_block":"f","friends_only":"f","comments_count":"19","views":"108"}