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Floppsy69: Hayden! Didn’t expect to see you on.
IcicleBlade14: Hi Saff, yeah I know. Today was… a lot.
Floppsy69: After hearing about Kaylee, I’m surprised Derrik hadn’t bitten your head off.
IcicleBlade14: No, he didn’t.
Floppsy69: But I saw him marching you out of the campus. What happened?
IcicleBlade14: You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
Floppsy69: Try me, Frosty Fox.
IcicleBlade14: Please don’t call me that.
Floppsy69: You’re the one leaning into the whole ice thing. That username?
IcicleBlade14: It’s legacy, kinda when I was on my first MMOs.
Floppsy69: And you always could’ve picked something new. You’re not in middle school anymore.
IcicleBlade14: Says Floppsy69.
Floppsy69: My username fits me, and 69 is always funny, and rabbits are horny.
IcicleBlade14: I suppose…
Floppsy69: Well?
IcicleBlade14: Well what?
Floppsy69: What happened with Derrik?
IcicleBlade14: Okay, if I tell you, promise not to tell anyone.
Floppsy69: You know me, Hay. My lips are sealed.
IcicleBlade14: I mean it. If word got out, Derrik probably will probably tear my throat out.
Floppsy69: Okay, okay. I promise. Just let me know, he didn’t beat you up, did he?
IcicleBlade14: Derrik and Kaylee invited me into a threeway.
Floppsy69: Very funny, Hay. What really happened.
IcicleBlade14: I mean it. Derrik took me to their apartment and apparently they wanted me to be their number three. I don’t know why, exactly, but apparently Kaylee had been keeping an eye on me.
Floppsy69: On nerdy frosty fox? The guy who is probably the least their type.
IcicleBlade14: I was surprised too, but apparently I’m not the first, but they said they want to do so again sometime.
Floppsy69: OK, now I know this is all bullshit.
IcicleBlade14: What’s that supposed to mean?
Floppsy69: Well you’re not really know to be the type of guy to sleep around. To be honest, you’re kinda the typical virgin.
IcicleBlade14: Ouch.
Floppsy69: I’m just being honest. The girls kinda think you’re not really boyfriend stuff. Don’t get me wrong, you’re cute, but not really one to take initiative.
IcicleBlade14: You think I’m cute.
Floppsy69: You’re getting sidetracked. So apparently you ended up being the top jock and his hot girl’s fuck toy for an evening?
IcicleBlade14: I did my own share, too. Pretty sure I impressed.
Floppsy69: Well someone’s come back with a lot of self-confidence.
IcicleBlade14: Well I learned a couple of things.
Floppsy69: Oh yeah? Go on, spill the details.
IcicleBlade14: You’re being really weird tonight, Saff.
Floppsy69: I’m a bunny, doofus. You know we’re all secretly super horny 24/7.
IcicleBlade14: I thought that was just one of those stereotypes.
Floppsy69: Well there’s some truth behind such things. Now give me the deets.
IcicleBlade14: Well Kaylee’s a total dom. She’s in charge of the relationship, and somehow those boobs are natural.
Floppsy69: So she wears leather and has whips? Kinky.
IcicleBlade14: Not that level, I think. It was fairly vanilla in that sense, but she liked my tongue play.
Floppsy69: So the Frosty Fox is good with his tongue? Good to know :-p
IcicleBlade14: Hey, if I can make the succubus of the seniors wet, I think I’ve got some credit.
Floppsy69: Fair. How about Derrik? He show you what a real man is like?
IcicleBlade14: Kinda? I mean, he was pretty in control though Kaylee held the reins.
Floppsy69: Are the rumours true then?
IcicleBlade14: Which rumours?
Floppsy69: Come on, GAY-den. You know everyone says he’s hung like a horse. We’ve seen what he’s packing in that singlet.
IcicleBlade14: Yeah, I guess he’s pretty huge, really thick. Also I’m not gay, I’m bi.
Floppsy69: I was joking, Hayden. Still, I guess you had a lot to make up for if that’s what Kaylee’s used to.
IcicleBlade14: Well that’s the funny thing. Turns out I’m bigger.
Floppsy69: Okay, now you’re making shit up.
IcicleBlade14: I’m not. I promised I’d tell you, and when have I lied to you?
Floppsy69: Well that is a fair point. But I’m pretty sure his package is a bit more “defined” than yours.
IcicleBlade14: You’ve been checking out our packages.
Floppsy69: Come on, you think it’s only guys who check people out?
IcicleBlade14: Noted. But no, turns out I’ve got a few inches on him, it’s just that we’re a little different down there.
Floppsy69: How so?
IcicleBlade14: Promise not to tell anyone? 
Floppsy69: Dude, I already promised that.
IcicleBlade14: This is personal, Saff.
Floppsy69: Fine, pinky swear.
IcicleBlade14: Well Derrik’s got a pretty big one, but mine’s bigger hard because it’s… feral.
Floppsy69: Ah, so you’re a real grower.
IcicleBlade14: You’re not grossed out by that?
Floppsy69: Why would I be? 
IcicleBlade14: Well they’re strange, kinda a bit too primal.
Floppsy69: A dick’s a dick. But really, you’re bigger than the big man on campus?
IcicleBlade14: Is it that hard to believe.
Floppsy69: Kinda. You did just come back with all these stories of grandeur after looking like you were on death’s row last I saw you. Without proof, I can’t really believe it.
IcicleBlade14: You want proof?
Floppsy69: You don’t need to. We can keep talking about this amazing fantasy of yours, it’s pretty hot still.
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Floppsy69: What the hell, Hay?
IcicleBlade14: You said you wanted proof.
Floppsy69: Yeah, I didn’t ask for a porn screenshot.
IcicleBlade14: It isn’t. You can see my rucksack next to my leg and the busted lock on this shitty desk.
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IcicleBlade14: Saffron?
Floppsy69: So you really are telling the truth.
IcicleBlade14: Of course I am. Why would I lie?
Floppsy69: Why didn’t you tell me you were packing a footlong monster between your legs?
IcicleBlade14: It’s not something appropriate for normal conversation. Also it’s not quite a foot long, but close enough.
Floppsy69: I thought you’d be flaunting it everywhere. You could seriously get some nympho chick or himbo on that thing if you showed it off.
IcicleBlade14: That’s not really me though. I get that online it’s easier to talk about these things, but I’m not really comfortable chatting about it, especially since it’s feral.
Floppsy69: Hayden, I’m pretty sure that whole feral thing is a really old thing. Our generation is over that, you’re born with what you’re born with. We’re not caging people up for being gay, or having different fur tones. Pretty sure having a slightly different shaped dick isn’t going to stop people from enjoying sexy times with you. Heck, I’d love to try a feral dick that size.
IcicleBlade14: Umm, Saff? Are you saying what I think you’re saying?
Floppsy69: Forget that last bit. I may’ve had five cans in.
IcicleBlade14: I thought they banned alcohol in dorms.
Floppsy69: No one listens to that rule. Let’s pick this up tomorrow.
IcicleBlade14: Sure, but remember your promise. No telling anyone.
Floppsy69: Promise, Mr. Hung
IcicleBlade14: I think I preferred Frosty Fox.
Floppsy69: It might grow on you ;-)
IcicleBlade14: That’s it, I’m signing off. Enjoy the hangover tomorrow.
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