Pleasure Punisher I've been feeling pretty pent up recently, I honestly love that frustration of needing to jerk off. I don't really have the willpower to make it last more than a month though, I always end up blowing it when I'm trying to edge myself. I found a potential solution when I was browsing some kink forums on the dark web. I might have to buy one some time... --- Are you a dom with a disobedient submissive? Are you a sub who wants to give more power to your dominant? Hell, maybe you just want to have a fun time while you're stuck on your own? Try our new Pleasure Punisher! Our newest product uses precise electrical impulses to measure your pleasure and shock you accordingly, but this isn't just any old shock! The Pleasure Punisher's control is so fine that it can cause irritation, pain, forced orgasms, ruined orgasms, overstimulation, edging, pleasure withdrawal or even cause physical damage! Although it is worn either around a penis or inside a vagina, the Pleasure Punisher is capable of affecting the whole body! Full body shock? Lung paralysis? Bladder triggering? Electrical burns? All that and more! The Pleasure Punisher can be set to a number of triggers and can record detailed analysis. You're able to modify the inputs as you see fit, but out of the box you're able to sense sexual pleasure and orgasms. Just with these two inputs alone, you can punish the wearer's orgasms with as much pain as the pleasure they've received! (Warning! Default settings incur painful electric shocks on orgasm which increase in severity with prolonged stimulation. Edging in excess of 8 hours with the default settings will result in asphyxiation, electrocution and death upon orgasm. Edging over 6 hours can still result in torturous or deadly consequences) Here are some of the happy comments we've received during the first month of launch: "I used to jerk off all the time against my master's wishes, now I don't have to worry about my urges because I can't feel anything!" - PainPupPiet "My slave isn't allowed pleasurable orgasms anymore. It's so fun to watch them cum and try desperately to feel any pleasure" - Mistress Mina "My toy wets itself every time it even thinks about sex. I'm sure it'll stop being funny sooner or later, but it's already a month since I bought it" - Dr Douche "I'm just using the default mode, but I'm already having a lot of fun. My master says he'll edge me for 4 hours tomorrow, I can't wait to see how much it hurts when I cum! It's so tempting to edge for an extra hour or two..." - Bunnifox Buttslut "I'm really impressed by the randomness features. So far I've been made itchy, burned, pissed myself and cum in public. I'm going to try using it for sleep deprivation tonight, I'll be recording it live on xxxxxxxx.xxx/xxxxxxx from 2am if you want to join the stream" - xxxxxxx "I've been looking for a quick and easy way to dispose of my most eager snufftoys, but I never imagined I could snuff them so quickly with such a tiny device! I can't tell you how many 'people' paid me to just stick it on/in them and throw away the body" - Demon Damon "I actually just use this to masturbate. It's set to work like a hands-free handjob but it knows all the right spots and doesn't need any lube. It helps me edge for way longer, too. You should see how much pre and cum I make!" - Horsecock Henry "My boyfriend has kind of a small dick, but it turns out I can use this to change the way my body reacts so it feels like he's huge. I've been gradually raising the settings, it's like I'm a size queen without cheating or buying dildos!" - Daisy "My master and mistresses took my penis, made me null. They said I wasn't suffering enough, so they sewed this onto my smooth spot and made it feel like I'm permanently erect. I constantly feel like I need to grab my dick, but it's just not there anymore. It sucks. 10/10" - Dave the Dickless "The technology in this thing doesn't make any sense. Why and how is such space-age tech being used in a sex toy?!" - Anonymouse You might be wondering "how does this work?". That's simple! You're the battery for the Pleasure Punisher, it merely manipulates the energies in your body. Simply set it up, put it on/in the wearer, then let it do its job indefinitely! Order now and we'll even give you a 6 year warranty for free! (Warning: removal or deactivation of the Pleasure Punisher requires the use of the Pleasure Punisher Remover, sold separately. Reprogramming the Pleasure Punisher while in use is not possible without the use of the Pleasure Punisher Remover. Attempting to remove, deactivate or reprogram the Pleasure Punisher while in use may lead to a short circuit of the wearer's synaptic connections resulting in brain damage, paralysis, agony and/or death. Includes a USB type-c cable for reprogramming, an activator shock stick, voucher for 20% off of a Pleasure Punisher Remover and a size adjustment tool for differently sized genitalia. We are not responsible for your use of this product in any way. Test subjects for the Pleasure Punisher can be purchased at snuffsluts.com for 75% off using the voucher code SFFRR1NGSLT5. Sadists can be hired at painpals.com for 25% off using the voucher code G0FUKYRS3LF. Wireless Pleasure Punisher Reprogrammer currently in beta and, although it is available for purchase, it currently has no security safeguards and is heavily prone to hacking.)