It was the night before Easter, and snug in her bed, lay poor Mae who wished she was sleeping instead.
But try as she might, Mae stayed wide awake, staring up at the ceiling awaiting the new day to break.
Suddenly, outside the window a light started to glow - Surely that wasn’t there a moment ago!
She dashed to the window and opened it wide, and stood there amazed as the light came inside!
It was a magnificent cock, shiny and gold –politely closing the window so the little one wouldn’t get cold.
Mae looked on in awe, and exclaimed “Who are you, Sir?” – the cock did reply “I’m the Easter Rooster!”
“Easter Rooster?” She quizzed “That sounds kinda funny… Aren’t eggs delivered by the Easter Bunny?”
“Well, you’re right about that,” The cock said with a coo “And for Easter this year, that bunny is you!”
“Th-that bunny is me?” Mae cried with a shock, “B-but I don’t have any eggs!” she confessed to the cock.
“Not yet you don’t.” The rooster said with a cluck, “To get all the eggs, we just need to fuck!”
“So lie down and relax, let’s have some fun! We can do it over and over till the rise of the sun!”
So Mae laid down on the bed, spreading her legs, “I guess if you say so, but it’s a weird way to get eggs.”
“You say that now,” the cock said, smiling with glee, “It will make sense in the end, don’t worry, you’ll see!”

And so they fucked, for most of the night – Over and over, it was such a sight!
First from behind, then her on top, humping and screwing for hours nonstop!
The Cock came Once, and then Twice, and Finally a Third, making a mess as the bunny was filled by the bird.
He came so damn much, Mae’s tummy did ache, but she came a lot too, with a quiver and quake.
Exhausted at last, the pair came to rest, gasping and panting in their little love nest.

Mae Watched and she waited… but no eggs appeared! After all of that fucking… something seemed weird.
“We still have no eggs,” she said “Even after all of that mayhem.” The rooster replied “Don’t worry, we will! … After you’ve laid them!”
“Wait, L-Lay all the eggs?” she said with a squeal, She didn’t know laying the eggs was a part of the deal!
“Yes! And from all the fucking we've done, I’ll wager you’ll lay about a hundred and one! And I do hope you’re ready, because here they all come!”
“BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAY EGGS!!!”  Mae let out in a scream – waking herself up… it was all just a dream!
She collapsed back into her bed, and let out a sigh of relief…
“That was one crazy dream… too much to believe.”

Though tired she was, her Easter was fun…
But when she counted her eggs… there were one hundred… and one.