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It's that's not bad enough they meet a fearsome dragon too! Oh boy, I hope this doesn't end badly for them...^^;\n\nWritten by me @oddkao\n\nThe story idea was created by :icondollz08:","description_bbcode_parsed":"A little side story request for someone I know on DA

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The story idea was created by :icondollz08:","writing":"A Smoking Behind\n\n(This is a story request for dollz08. Thank you to dollz08 for being so patient with my slowness. It contains panties, burning butts, cartoon type humor, exposed butts, mooning, silliness, a swear or two,a naughty joke, wedgies and weirdness. I hope you enjoy and tell me what you think.)\n\n{All characters involved in this story belong to me.^^ I manged to settle on a title. Yay!}\n\n\n-A Smoking Behind-\n\nOne nice day Charm and Hari decided to go out for a nice walk and ended up lost in a jungle. Trees as far as the eye could see with no clear path to freedom visible. Charm and Hari both have backpack on their backs.\n\n“So...whose idea was it to go walking without a map again?” Charm asked sarcastically.\n\n“Come on Charm! How long are you going to keep blaming me for us getting lost out here?” Hari yelled.\n\n“...again, whose idea was it to go walking with out a map again? Said Charm as she glares at Hari.\n\nHari sighs and drops her head with her ears drooping.\n\n“Mine...I thought my phone would get reception out here..” Hari said with regret in her voice..\n\n“Hmm hm, that’s what I thought.” said Charm as she nods her head. Now, come on. Let’s get back to wandering aimlessly.\n\n“Charm!” yelled Hari as she dives at Charm’s fee and wraps her arms around her legs.\n“I’m sorry I got us lost! Don’t hate me for it! Don’t hate your bunny! Please?” said Hari dramatically. “Charm? Charmy?”\n\nCharm grins suddenly.\n\n“...Don’t hate me cuz I’m beautiful.” said Charm with a snicker.\n\n“Not funny! Charm!” yelled Hari.\n\n“Relax. Did I hate you after you tricked me into mooning Rocky? Said Charm.\n\n“No...you didn’t. In my defense I was trying to help you see that he likes you.” said Hari.\n\n“He-He does not...besides! How does showing him my butt prove that!” yelled Charm with her face all red.\n\nHari holds up one finger as she talks.\n\n“Simple, by showing him you bum bum, we would get to see if the mere sight of you butt could make cause a “rise” in Rocky’s pan-OWWWWW!” said Hari until Charm interrupted her with a wedgie. Charm yanks Hari’s cookie print panties up over her head whil Hari’s kneed buckle from the pain.\n\n“That’s enough, I don’t want to hear anymore of your plan, got it?” said Charm, annoyed.\n\n“Got it...so much pain...you’re hurting my buns...my bunny buns...” said Hari, straining from the pain.\n\nCharm lets go of Hari’s panties and they snap back into her skirt.\n\n“Good. Now, which way should we go? Left or Right?” Charm asked pointing one arm to the left and one arm to the right.\n\n“Hmm...” said Hari as she thinks.Suddenly she notices Charm’s pants are sagging a little from when Hari was pulling on them, some of her panties are exposed. “Hey Charm...are you a brony?” \n\nCharm blushes.\n\n“Wh-What? No! I don’t even know what that is! Is it a dude brownie or something? Ha haa!” said Charm as she laughs nervously.\n\n“Riiiight...how bout we go left miss “dude brownie.”\n\n“Awesome! Lets go!” said Charm as she runs off and trips and falls with her butt up in the air exposing her Fluttershy panties. She then quickly gets up and pulls her shirt down. “You saw nothing!” yelled Charm embarrassed.\n\n“Hee hee hee. Right, didn’t see a thing...hm?” Harri giggled as she turns and see a little green dragon sleeping on a pile of green leaves. The dragon is resting with it’s eyes shut.\n\n“Woah...cute lizard...” said Hari is awe, staring at the little dragon with her jaw hanging. Suddenly her skirt falls down exposing her cookie panties and the words sweetness written on the back of them but she doesn’t even notice.\n\nCharm comes ver and lifts Hari’s skirt up for her.\n\n“You really need a belt...or a smaller skirt. What are you staring at-” said Charm as she looks at the dragon. “That ain’t no lizard...that’s a dragon!...In a jungle? The heck?\nWait it dragons are real...why can’t I find a real pokemon...”\n\nCharm scratches her head.\n\n“I must...communicate with it! Hello little draggy!”said Hari as she pokes the dragon in the nose.\n\n“Why does it sound like you’re trying to insult a drag queen...” said Charm.\n\nThe dragon opens it’s eyes and sees Hari’s big smile in his face.\n\n“Hi there mister dragon! Do you know how to get out of this jungle?” Hari asked.\nThe dragon scowls at Hari and blows smoke in her face.\n\nHari coughs, choking on the smoke.\n\n“ACK! What’s his problem?” said Hari.\n\n“Maybe he didn’t agree with your face.” said Charm with a snicker.\n\n“Hey, stop being mean other wise-” said Hari as she tickles Charm’s belly. It’s the tickle for you.\n\n“Ahh! Alright! I’ll be nice! No tickle! Stop!” said Charm, laughing loudly.\n\n“Okay! This dragon done made me mad and I just got a nasty idea.” said Hari as she grins and turns around puts her but in the dragon’s face.\n\n“What, you gonna fart at him or something?” said Charm as she messes with her hair.\n\n“No! Jeez Charm. Give me some credit. I have some class.” said Hari, offended.\n\n“Easy bunny girl. My mistake. What are you gonna do then? Charm asked.\n\n“I’m gonna moon him!” said Hari with her tongue sticking out and a silly look on her face.\n\nCharm face palms and falls into a sitting position, legs folded.\n\n“What is brain on strike or something?” said Charm.\n\nHari giggles as she pulls down her skirt and panties exposing her shiny blue butt.\n\n“Charmy? Can I get a SHING sound effect? Please?” Hari asked.\n\nCharm blinks a few time with an annoyed frown on her face.\n\n“...Shing...” said Charm with no feeling in it at all.\n\n“Thank you! Hey spyro reject! Check out my buns! Hot and fresh baby!” yelled Hari as she bumps her butt into the dragon’s nose.\n\nThe dragon wakes up and it’s jaw drops with one of it’s eyes twitching as it stares at Hari’s big blue butt in it’s face.\n\nHari wiggles her behind taunting the dragon.\n\n“Hey lizard! How ya like my buns! Hee hee! Big blue marshmallow!” Hari taunted with a giggle while the dragon’s face turns red with anger and steams starts coming out of it’s nose.\n\n“Anything to add Charm?” Hari asked.\n\n“Add? What do you want me to say? Dat ass? What is this, youtube?” said Charm as she rubs one of her feet.\n\n“That’ll do. Alright, shows over. Let’s go. My butt’s getting cold.” said Hari as she pulled her skirt and undies back and and walked over to Charm.\n\nThe dragon is still angry, clenching it’s teeth.\n\n“Finally, c’mon. My panda’s intuition says we should go this way.” said Charm pointing at a sign on a tree that reads “This way back to the city morons.”\n\n“Seriously? Panda’s intuition?” said Hari tapping her foot while giving Charm an annoyed look.\n\n“Hey, you try explaining where that sign came from all of a sudden. Onward. Charm’s gotta go and she does not like squatting in the wilderness.” said Charm as she starts walking.\n\n“Said the panda.” Hari added as she catches up to Charm and walks along side her.\n\nThe two friends head off down a dirt path through the jungle, meanwhile the little dragon is cooking up a big temper. The dragon growls as his his eyes turn a bright red. He lifts his head up and fires a stream of fireballs up into the air in a fit of rage then he leaps off his makeshift bed of leaves and dashes off into the jungle, vanishing within the trees and leaves.\n\nThe wildlife all come running out of the foliage with fireballs chasing after them. The little dragon them bursts out of the trees flying through the air at an amazing speed, soaring in the direction Charm and Hari went in.\n\nLater, Charm is walking while watching Hari as she hops aroung Charm happily.\n\n“You are such a bunny.” said Charm.\n\n“Oh yeah, I’ve seen how much you can really eat. At the buffet, you are such a panda no matter how slim you are. Naaaa!” said Hari as she sticks her tongue out at Charm.\n\n“Hmm...fair enough.” said Charm shrugging her shoulders. \n\nJust then, a group of animals all dash past Charm and Hari in a panic.\n\n“Did you see that just now?” asked Hari as she stops hopping.\n\n“What A group of non anthropomorphic animals running for their lives? Totally, That crap still blows my mind. Four legged? What are we? Freaks of nature or something? I saw a feral panda in the zoo one time and almost wet myself.” said Charm.\n\n“No no no, I meant the big shadow.” said Hari.\n\n“Shadow? What shadow?” Charm asked.\n\nHari points to a huge shadow as circling them. Hari point’s up at a giant dragon figure up in the sky?\n\n“Look! It’s godzilla!” Hari screamed as she grabs on to Charm shaking.\n\n“He can’t fly!” said Charm.\n\n“Oh...Charzard then!” Hari screamed, still shaking.\n\n“BS! I don’t even have a pokeball!” said Charm.\n\n“Oh who cares what it is, we are gonna die!” yelled Hari as she sticks her head into the ground leaving her butt sticking up in the air.\n\n“So this is the bunny mating call.” Charm joked.\n\n“Shut up!” yelled Hari, her voice muffled by the dirt while Charm snickers.\n\nSuddenly a ring of fireballs rain down around Charm and Hari with mini explosions.\n\n“Crap! It is a Charzard! Why don’t I have any balls?!” Charm yelled as she fell on her knees.\n\n“You’re a girl remember?” yelled Hari with her head still in the ground.\n\n“Not funny!” yelled Charm.\n\nSuddenly the shadow starts getting bigger and bigger. Charm starts shaking in fear as the figure closes in. Charm covers her eyes as the figure lands on the ground with a loud earth shaking boom.\n\n“Well...this is not going to end well...” said Charm as she slowly opens her eyes and sees the little dragon from before glaring at her and Hari still full of rage and smoke seeping from it’s nostrils.\n\n“What the what?! Hari! Remember that dragon you mooned with tha blue ham of yours? He’s back annnnn he’s pissed...” said Charm.\n\n“He is?! Ha! Tell I said to kiss my bu-” Hari started but get’s interrupted as the little dragon spits out a fireball that’s bigger than he is and blasts Hari’s butt, burning through her skirt and panties.\n\n“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” screamed Hari as she leaps high in the air holding her burned butt.\n\n“Woah! Dude’s got mad fire skills! I wonder if wouldn’t mind becoming a pet.” said Charm.\n\nHari lands on her bottom and bounces around on it with smoke blowing off it.\n\n“Oooooh! That hurts so much! Why me?!” yelped Hari as she bounces.\n\n“Because you mooned a temperamental dragon. Duh.” said Charm.\n\nThe dragon nods then points to Charm and moves his claw around in a circle, telling her to turn around.\n\n“What you gonna burn me too? What did I do?” Charm asked upset.\n\nThe dragon roars.\n\n“Guilty by association? You douche!” yelled Charm. Can you at least point us to the exit?\n\nThe dragon steps to the side of the and point’s to the path behind him.\n\n“There, that’s more like it. Now...Hari?” said Charm.\n\n“Y-Yeah Charmy?” said Hari rubbing her singed butt.\n\n“RUNNNNNNNNN!” screamed Charm.\n\nCharm and Hari take off running as fast as they can but soon as they pas the little dragon he grins and runs after them breathing out huge flames, roasting Charm and Hari’s butts as they run, screaming in pain, they’re butts bright red from the fire and their faces red form the embarrassment.\n\n“Damn it Hari I knew your butt would get us in trouble!” Charm yelled.\n\n“He’s roasting my marshmallow! Ahhhhh!” Hari screamed.\n\nThe dragon them spits out a huge fireball that hitd Charm and Hari, sending them flying through the air screaming with black smoke trail following their butts. The two of them fly out of the jungle and into the city, vanishing in the distance.\n\nThe little dragon grins, finally satisfied and lays down and goes back to sleep. Still smiling happily.\n\nLater in the day Seri and Rocky dump one last big bag of ice into a kiddie pool full of ice cubes.\n\n“Okay, that’s the last bag.” said Rocky.\n\n“Alrighty, hop stick yo buns inside! Hee hee.” said Seri with a giggle.\n\nHari and Charm both sit on the edge of the pool and put their bright red butts into the ice and immediately start creating steam. They both sigh in relief as their behinds cool down.\n\n“Ahhh...very funny Seri..” said Hari.\n\n“Never been so happy yo have ice in my life...jeez...”\n\n“Sorry, I couldn’t resist. At least it’s helping though.” said Seri.\n\n“You two okay? I still can’t believe you mooned a giant dragon, Hari. You’re lucky to be alive. He could’ve ate you.” said Rocky. \n\n“Giant dragon?” said Charm as she raised an eyebrow to Hari.\n\n“Sush! Just go with it! You wanna tell them we got roasted by a little baby dragon?” said Hari in a whisper.\n\n“...Good point. Yeah, that jerk was huge, Rocky. Big as a house.” Said Charm while Hari’s nods in agreement.\n\n“Well, I hope you learned your lesson, Hari.” said Seri.\n\n“Yep! No more mooning dragons!” said Hari. “He cooked my cookie panties...\n\n“So you’re saying he...baked them?” said Charm with a snicker.\n\nEveryone laughs at Charm’s silly joke.\n\n“Fine, yes he baked them okay?” said Hari.\n\nCharm puts her arm around Hari’s shoulder.\n\n“Couldn’t resist.” said Charm with a grin.\n“There you two chumps are! How dare you sneak off on a fun walk without me! We may be enemies but even foes treat each other with SOME respect! Jerks!” said Nazz as she stomps in wearing her backpack. “Now you weirdos are soaking your booties? Lame!”\n\n“Lame? Nazz you-” Hari starts.\n\n“REALLY need to go to this cool secret spot in the jungle we found. It’s like the hottest place EVER! Right guys?” said Charm.\n\nEveryone catch on and starts nodding their heads in agreement.\n\n“Very hot.” said Rocky.\n\n“Flaming even.” added Seri.\n\n“The hottest place ever!” said Hari ecstatically. \n\n“Yeah? Hot huh? Fine, tell me where it is. You punks owe me that much.” said Nazz tapping her foot impatiently.\n\n“Just head deep into the jungle until you phone GPS stops working and you’ll see just what we mean.” said Charm with an innocent smile on her face.\n\n“Alright, I’ll go now. I’d invite you two to come with me but the butt soaking thing is weirding me out so no. Bye bye, losers.” said Nazz as she leaves.\n\n“You sure that was safe? What if she gets eaten?” said Rocky\n\n“No worries dude. That dragon just has a temper. I don’t think he eats anyone, he just likes a little revenge. That’s all.” said Charm as she puts her arm around Hari’s shoulder.\n\n“Waoh! You and you butts melted the ice and now the water feels like a hot tub!” said Seri surprised.\n\n“Ooh! Anybody want a soak?” Hari asked smiling.\n\n“Wh-With girls? Uh...I don’t thin I can-” Rocky started but Charm pushes him in.\n\n“Relax rocky. Not like we’re getting nude. Just enjoy the water and try not to think about the fact that it was warmed by our butts okay?” said Charm.\n\n“We’re not getting nude?” said Hari, already half undressed with her skirt down and her shit halfway off over her head.\n\nRocky nods his head then pulls Charm in.\n\n“Okay, you win Charm.” said Rocky with a laugh.\n\nCharm laughs as well while Seri and Hari jump in the pool as well. The four friends enjoy the pool fun together as the sun starts to set.\n\nLater that evening, Nazz is roaming through the jungle holding her phone.\n\n“Well the GPS is dead so wheres this hot spot they were talking about?” said Nazz as she walks. \n\nNazz keeps walking and sends up stepping on a little tail. It’s the little dragon from before. He leaps up and roars in pain then he turns around and glare at Nazz with his teeth clenched.\n\n“Hmm? The heck do you want, shrimpy? What are you a distant cousin of that fake super hero Tundara? Said Nazz as she bends down and plucks the little dragon in his nose.\n\nThe dragon’s eyes turn red from anger as he breathes out an explosion of fire that sends Nazz soaring up into the air screaming above the jungle with her butt on fire. The fire burns through her skirt and even burns her feathers as she flies through the air with her red butt.\n\n“AHHHHHHHH! Charm I’m going to kill you!” screamed Nazz as she falls back down to earth.\n\nMeanwhile back at the house, Charm, Rocky, Seri, and Hari are all relaxing in the living room wrapped in towels. Charm starts sniffing the air.\n\n“What’s wrong Charm?” Hari asked.\n\n“...Nothing. Say, you smell that?” Charm asked.\n\n“Smell what?” Hari asked.\n\n“Roast duck.” said Charm with a grin as she looks and see Nazz falling out of the sky through the window while Hari giggles.\n\nThe End ","writing_bbcode_parsed":"A Smoking Behind

(This is a story request for dollz08. Thank you to dollz08 for being so patient with my slowness. It contains panties, burning butts, cartoon type humor, exposed butts, mooning, silliness, a swear or two,a naughty joke, wedgies and weirdness. I hope you enjoy and tell me what you think.)

{All characters involved in this story belong to me.^^ I manged to settle on a title. Yay!}


-A Smoking Behind-

One nice day Charm and Hari decided to go out for a nice walk and ended up lost in a jungle. Trees as far as the eye could see with no clear path to freedom visible. Charm and Hari both have backpack on their backs.

“So...whose idea was it to go walking without a map again?” Charm asked sarcastically.

“Come on Charm! How long are you going to keep blaming me for us getting lost out here?” Hari yelled.

“...again, whose idea was it to go walking with out a map again? Said Charm as she glares at Hari.

Hari sighs and drops her head with her ears drooping.

“Mine...I thought my phone would get reception out here..” Hari said with regret in her voice..

“Hmm hm, that’s what I thought.” said Charm as she nods her head. Now, come on. Let’s get back to wandering aimlessly.

“Charm!” yelled Hari as she dives at Charm’s fee and wraps her arms around her legs.
“I’m sorry I got us lost! Don’t hate me for it! Don’t hate your bunny! Please?” said Hari dramatically. “Charm? Charmy?”

Charm grins suddenly.

“...Don’t hate me cuz I’m beautiful.” said Charm with a snicker.

“Not funny! Charm!” yelled Hari.

“Relax. Did I hate you after you tricked me into mooning Rocky? Said Charm.

“No...you didn’t. In my defense I was trying to help you see that he likes you.” said Hari.

“He-He does not...besides! How does showing him my butt prove that!” yelled Charm with her face all red.

Hari holds up one finger as she talks.

“Simple, by showing him you bum bum, we would get to see if the mere sight of you butt could make cause a “rise” in Rocky’s pan-OWWWWW!” said Hari until Charm interrupted her with a wedgie. Charm yanks Hari’s cookie print panties up over her head whil Hari’s kneed buckle from the pain.

“That’s enough, I don’t want to hear anymore of your plan, got it?” said Charm, annoyed.

“Got it...so much pain...you’re hurting my buns...my bunny buns...” said Hari, straining from the pain.

Charm lets go of Hari’s panties and they snap back into her skirt.

“Good. Now, which way should we go? Left or Right?” Charm asked pointing one arm to the left and one arm to the right.

“Hmm...” said Hari as she thinks.Suddenly she notices Charm’s pants are sagging a little from when Hari was pulling on them, some of her panties are exposed. “Hey Charm...are you a brony?”

Charm blushes.

“Wh-What? No! I don’t even know what that is! Is it a dude brownie or something? Ha haa!” said Charm as she laughs nervously.

“Riiiight...how bout we go left miss “dude brownie.”

“Awesome! Lets go!” said Charm as she runs off and trips and falls with her butt up in the air exposing her Fluttershy panties. She then quickly gets up and pulls her shirt down. “You saw nothing!” yelled Charm embarrassed.

“Hee hee hee. Right, didn’t see a thing...hm?” Harri giggled as she turns and see a little green dragon sleeping on a pile of green leaves. The dragon is resting with it’s eyes shut.

“Woah...cute lizard...” said Hari is awe, staring at the little dragon with her jaw hanging. Suddenly her skirt falls down exposing her cookie panties and the words sweetness written on the back of them but she doesn’t even notice.

Charm comes ver and lifts Hari’s skirt up for her.

“You really need a belt...or a smaller skirt. What are you staring at-” said Charm as she looks at the dragon. “That ain’t no lizard...that’s a dragon!...In a jungle? The heck?
Wait it dragons are real...why can’t I find a real pokemon...”

Charm scratches her head.

“I must...communicate with it! Hello little draggy!”said Hari as she pokes the dragon in the nose.

“Why does it sound like you’re trying to insult a drag queen...” said Charm.

The dragon opens it’s eyes and sees Hari’s big smile in his face.

“Hi there mister dragon! Do you know how to get out of this jungle?” Hari asked.
The dragon scowls at Hari and blows smoke in her face.

Hari coughs, choking on the smoke.

“ACK! What’s his problem?” said Hari.

“Maybe he didn’t agree with your face.” said Charm with a snicker.

“Hey, stop being mean other wise-” said Hari as she tickles Charm’s belly. It’s the tickle for you.

“Ahh! Alright! I’ll be nice! No tickle! Stop!” said Charm, laughing loudly.

“Okay! This dragon done made me mad and I just got a nasty idea.” said Hari as she grins and turns around puts her but in the dragon’s face.

“What, you gonna fart at him or something?” said Charm as she messes with her hair.

“No! Jeez Charm. Give me some credit. I have some class.” said Hari, offended.

“Easy bunny girl. My mistake. What are you gonna do then? Charm asked.

“I’m gonna moon him!” said Hari with her tongue sticking out and a silly look on her face.

Charm face palms and falls into a sitting position, legs folded.

“What is brain on strike or something?” said Charm.

Hari giggles as she pulls down her skirt and panties exposing her shiny blue butt.

“Charmy? Can I get a SHING sound effect? Please?” Hari asked.

Charm blinks a few time with an annoyed frown on her face.

“...Shing...” said Charm with no feeling in it at all.

“Thank you! Hey spyro reject! Check out my buns! Hot and fresh baby!” yelled Hari as she bumps her butt into the dragon’s nose.

The dragon wakes up and it’s jaw drops with one of it’s eyes twitching as it stares at Hari’s big blue butt in it’s face.

Hari wiggles her behind taunting the dragon.

“Hey lizard! How ya like my buns! Hee hee! Big blue marshmallow!” Hari taunted with a giggle while the dragon’s face turns red with anger and steams starts coming out of it’s nose.

“Anything to add Charm?” Hari asked.

“Add? What do you want me to say? Dat ass? What is this, youtube?” said Charm as she rubs one of her feet.

“That’ll do. Alright, shows over. Let’s go. My butt’s getting cold.” said Hari as she pulled her skirt and undies back and and walked over to Charm.

The dragon is still angry, clenching it’s teeth.

“Finally, c’mon. My panda’s intuition says we should go this way.” said Charm pointing at a sign on a tree that reads “This way back to the city morons.”

“Seriously? Panda’s intuition?” said Hari tapping her foot while giving Charm an annoyed look.

“Hey, you try explaining where that sign came from all of a sudden. Onward. Charm’s gotta go and she does not like squatting in the wilderness.” said Charm as she starts walking.

“Said the panda.” Hari added as she catches up to Charm and walks along side her.

The two friends head off down a dirt path through the jungle, meanwhile the little dragon is cooking up a big temper. The dragon growls as his his eyes turn a bright red. He lifts his head up and fires a stream of fireballs up into the air in a fit of rage then he leaps off his makeshift bed of leaves and dashes off into the jungle, vanishing within the trees and leaves.

The wildlife all come running out of the foliage with fireballs chasing after them. The little dragon them bursts out of the trees flying through the air at an amazing speed, soaring in the direction Charm and Hari went in.

Later, Charm is walking while watching Hari as she hops aroung Charm happily.

“You are such a bunny.” said Charm.

“Oh yeah, I’ve seen how much you can really eat. At the buffet, you are such a panda no matter how slim you are. Naaaa!” said Hari as she sticks her tongue out at Charm.

“Hmm...fair enough.” said Charm shrugging her shoulders.

Just then, a group of animals all dash past Charm and Hari in a panic.

“Did you see that just now?” asked Hari as she stops hopping.

“What A group of non anthropomorphic animals running for their lives? Totally, That crap still blows my mind. Four legged? What are we? Freaks of nature or something? I saw a feral panda in the zoo one time and almost wet myself.” said Charm.

“No no no, I meant the big shadow.” said Hari.

“Shadow? What shadow?” Charm asked.

Hari points to a huge shadow as circling them. Hari point’s up at a giant dragon figure up in the sky?

“Look! It’s godzilla!” Hari screamed as she grabs on to Charm shaking.

“He can’t fly!” said Charm.

“Oh...Charzard then!” Hari screamed, still shaking.

“BS! I don’t even have a pokeball!” said Charm.

“Oh who cares what it is, we are gonna die!” yelled Hari as she sticks her head into the ground leaving her butt sticking up in the air.

“So this is the bunny mating call.” Charm joked.

“Shut up!” yelled Hari, her voice muffled by the dirt while Charm snickers.

Suddenly a ring of fireballs rain down around Charm and Hari with mini explosions.

“Crap! It is a Charzard! Why don’t I have any balls?!” Charm yelled as she fell on her knees.

“You’re a girl remember?” yelled Hari with her head still in the ground.

“Not funny!” yelled Charm.

Suddenly the shadow starts getting bigger and bigger. Charm starts shaking in fear as the figure closes in. Charm covers her eyes as the figure lands on the ground with a loud earth shaking boom.

“Well...this is not going to end well...” said Charm as she slowly opens her eyes and sees the little dragon from before glaring at her and Hari still full of rage and smoke seeping from it’s nostrils.

“What the what?! Hari! Remember that dragon you mooned with tha blue ham of yours? He’s back annnnn he’s pissed...” said Charm.

“He is?! Ha! Tell I said to kiss my bu-” Hari started but get’s interrupted as the little dragon spits out a fireball that’s bigger than he is and blasts Hari’s butt, burning through her skirt and panties.

“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” screamed Hari as she leaps high in the air holding her burned butt.

“Woah! Dude’s got mad fire skills! I wonder if wouldn’t mind becoming a pet.” said Charm.

Hari lands on her bottom and bounces around on it with smoke blowing off it.

“Oooooh! That hurts so much! Why me?!” yelped Hari as she bounces.

“Because you mooned a temperamental dragon. Duh.” said Charm.

The dragon nods then points to Charm and moves his claw around in a circle, telling her to turn around.

“What you gonna burn me too? What did I do?” Charm asked upset.

The dragon roars.

“Guilty by association? You douche!” yelled Charm. Can you at least point us to the exit?

The dragon steps to the side of the and point’s to the path behind him.

“There, that’s more like it. Now...Hari?” said Charm.

“Y-Yeah Charmy?” said Hari rubbing her singed butt.

“RUNNNNNNNNN!” screamed Charm.

Charm and Hari take off running as fast as they can but soon as they pas the little dragon he grins and runs after them breathing out huge flames, roasting Charm and Hari’s butts as they run, screaming in pain, they’re butts bright red from the fire and their faces red form the embarrassment.

“Damn it Hari I knew your butt would get us in trouble!” Charm yelled.

“He’s roasting my marshmallow! Ahhhhh!” Hari screamed.

The dragon them spits out a huge fireball that hitd Charm and Hari, sending them flying through the air screaming with black smoke trail following their butts. The two of them fly out of the jungle and into the city, vanishing in the distance.

The little dragon grins, finally satisfied and lays down and goes back to sleep. Still smiling happily.

Later in the day Seri and Rocky dump one last big bag of ice into a kiddie pool full of ice cubes.

“Okay, that’s the last bag.” said Rocky.

“Alrighty, hop stick yo buns inside! Hee hee.” said Seri with a giggle.

Hari and Charm both sit on the edge of the pool and put their bright red butts into the ice and immediately start creating steam. They both sigh in relief as their behinds cool down.

“Ahhh...very funny Seri..” said Hari.

“Never been so happy yo have ice in my life...jeez...”

“Sorry, I couldn’t resist. At least it’s helping though.” said Seri.

“You two okay? I still can’t believe you mooned a giant dragon, Hari. You’re lucky to be alive. He could’ve ate you.” said Rocky.

“Giant dragon?” said Charm as she raised an eyebrow to Hari.

“Sush! Just go with it! You wanna tell them we got roasted by a little baby dragon?” said Hari in a whisper.

“...Good point. Yeah, that jerk was huge, Rocky. Big as a house.” Said Charm while Hari’s nods in agreement.

“Well, I hope you learned your lesson, Hari.” said Seri.

“Yep! No more mooning dragons!” said Hari. “He cooked my cookie panties...

“So you’re saying he...baked them?” said Charm with a snicker.

Everyone laughs at Charm’s silly joke.

“Fine, yes he baked them okay?” said Hari.

Charm puts her arm around Hari’s shoulder.

“Couldn’t resist.” said Charm with a grin.
“There you two chumps are! How dare you sneak off on a fun walk without me! We may be enemies but even foes treat each other with SOME respect! Jerks!” said Nazz as she stomps in wearing her backpack. “Now you weirdos are soaking your booties? Lame!”

“Lame? Nazz you-” Hari starts.

“REALLY need to go to this cool secret spot in the jungle we found. It’s like the hottest place EVER! Right guys?” said Charm.

Everyone catch on and starts nodding their heads in agreement.

“Very hot.” said Rocky.

“Flaming even.” added Seri.

“The hottest place ever!” said Hari ecstatically.

“Yeah? Hot huh? Fine, tell me where it is. You punks owe me that much.” said Nazz tapping her foot impatiently.

“Just head deep into the jungle until you phone GPS stops working and you’ll see just what we mean.” said Charm with an innocent smile on her face.

“Alright, I’ll go now. I’d invite you two to come with me but the butt soaking thing is weirding me out so no. Bye bye, losers.” said Nazz as she leaves.

“You sure that was safe? What if she gets eaten?” said Rocky

“No worries dude. That dragon just has a temper. I don’t think he eats anyone, he just likes a little revenge. That’s all.” said Charm as she puts her arm around Hari’s shoulder.

“Waoh! You and you butts melted the ice and now the water feels like a hot tub!” said Seri surprised.

“Ooh! Anybody want a soak?” Hari asked smiling.

“Wh-With girls? Uh...I don’t thin I can-” Rocky started but Charm pushes him in.

“Relax rocky. Not like we’re getting nude. Just enjoy the water and try not to think about the fact that it was warmed by our butts okay?” said Charm.

“We’re not getting nude?” said Hari, already half undressed with her skirt down and her shit halfway off over her head.

Rocky nods his head then pulls Charm in.

“Okay, you win Charm.” said Rocky with a laugh.

Charm laughs as well while Seri and Hari jump in the pool as well. The four friends enjoy the pool fun together as the sun starts to set.

Later that evening, Nazz is roaming through the jungle holding her phone.

“Well the GPS is dead so wheres this hot spot they were talking about?” said Nazz as she walks.

Nazz keeps walking and sends up stepping on a little tail. It’s the little dragon from before. He leaps up and roars in pain then he turns around and glare at Nazz with his teeth clenched.

“Hmm? The heck do you want, shrimpy? What are you a distant cousin of that fake super hero Tundara? Said Nazz as she bends down and plucks the little dragon in his nose.

The dragon’s eyes turn red from anger as he breathes out an explosion of fire that sends Nazz soaring up into the air screaming above the jungle with her butt on fire. The fire burns through her skirt and even burns her feathers as she flies through the air with her red butt.

“AHHHHHHHH! Charm I’m going to kill you!” screamed Nazz as she falls back down to earth.

Meanwhile back at the house, Charm, Rocky, Seri, and Hari are all relaxing in the living room wrapped in towels. Charm starts sniffing the air.

“What’s wrong Charm?” Hari asked.

“...Nothing. Say, you smell that?” Charm asked.

“Smell what?” Hari asked.

“Roast duck.” said Charm with a grin as she looks and see Nazz falling out of the sky through the window while Hari giggles.

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