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We got in the car and just went. surprisingly our little fiat 500 only\ntook about 100$ of gas all the way there and back, good little car, we traveled light. We wanted to do\nedibles and never seem reliable sources and thought...'fuck it, lets just go get em ourselves\". So we took\nthe trip all the way there got a hotel and decided to enjoy.\n\nTo be honest, the shit you get in a store is some of the grossest stuff I've ever tasted, no lie, the story we\nboth came back with was that it tastes like there is a preservative on all the buds, the edibles apparently\ndon't work for my blood type and for her she had to eat quite a bit before anything even happened, the only thing I eventually got was talking in my sleep and more often I just got sick from it.\n\nI've told everyone this, it's like getting a burger fresh from a local butcher who got his meat straight from the farmer, or going to McDonalds. one actually hurts to eat, lol. (and even funnier, I don't even eat beef on the norm.)\n\neven when I got back I was detoxing so hard. I went back to my exercise routine and after the fact my eyes would be so hard to hold open. When I would wake up in the morning the mucus was so intense coming out of my face. It took almost a week to clean myself back out, but Goddamn I feel better.\n\nbut....not to be a downer, all I mean to say about this is, I loved the trip, it was beautiful to get to actually travel half the distance of my country, the back yard I never got to see until now. But wow, getting to Colorado, was really sad, beautiful, but all weed stores and homeless people.\n\nAll in all, it was fun overall. Especially doing something like this that I would've never done before.\nBut lord, there is a reason the good weed is illegal and the crap that makes you sick is okay by government standards. This world is getting fucking weird to me.\n\nhope I my optimistic pessimism isn't too confusing.\nand as always hope you dig.", "description_bbcode_parsed": "so last September was my GFs birthday, and also we've been together for 20 years, so we wanted to do something fun especially in case we didn't get the chance to do it again do to all the "stupid" currently,
so we took a road trip to Colorado. We got in the car and just went. surprisingly our little fiat 500 only
took about 100$ of gas all the way there and back, good little car, we traveled light. We wanted to do
edibles and never seem reliable sources and thought...'fuck it, lets just go get em ourselves". So we took
the trip all the way there got a hotel and decided to enjoy.

To be honest, the shit you get in a store is some of the grossest stuff I've ever tasted, no lie, the story we
both came back with was that it tastes like there is a preservative on all the buds, the edibles apparently
don't work for my blood type and for her she had to eat quite a bit before anything even happened, the only thing I eventually got was talking in my sleep and more often I just got sick from it.

I've told everyone this, it's like getting a burger fresh from a local butcher who got his meat straight from the farmer, or going to McDonalds. one actually hurts to eat, lol. (and even funnier, I don't even eat beef on the norm.)

even when I got back I was detoxing so hard. I went back to my exercise routine and after the fact my eyes would be so hard to hold open. When I would wake up in the morning the mucus was so intense coming out of my face. It took almost a week to clean myself back out, but Goddamn I feel better.

but....not to be a downer, all I mean to say about this is, I loved the trip, it was beautiful to get to actually travel half the distance of my country, the back yard I never got to see until now. But wow, getting to Colorado, was really sad, beautiful, but all weed stores and homeless people.

All in all, it was fun overall. Especially doing something like this that I would've never done before.
But lord, there is a reason the good weed is illegal and the crap that makes you sick is okay by government standards. This world is getting fucking weird to me.

hope I my optimistic pessimism isn't too confusing.
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