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Just watch me!\"\n\nThen Remi put on the firecrackers under Matt's hammock ... and happened what was expected ...\n*POW**CRACK*POING*\n\nMatt screamed like a damsel in distress, pursued by a fierce dragon!\n\nAfter the scare, Matt looked and looked to see who had been playing that tasteless and unfunny joke on him!And unfortunately for Sammy, he was the only one there!(Sammy was cleaning and raking leaves on the yard-Remi was hiding and laughing!)\n\nMatt:\"I can already see who is to blame for all this!\nIt was you,little brat!\"\n\nPoor little Sammy, didn't have time to explain how things really happened!Because he was already on his father's lap, receiving multiple slaps to his bare ass!\n\nSometimes justice is blind ... but no one is far from the arm of the law ... and that, Remi will know it soon!\n\nArtwork by my Victor/colors by me.\n\n", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Remi was cleaning his room, because it was his turn to do so(something he didn't like to do!).
While cleaning, he found some firecrackers under his bed, and he came up with a supposedly "brilliant" idea!

He ran to his brother and said:
"Sammy, Sammy! Look what I have in my hands! I found them under our bed!"

Sammy:"And what  will  you do with those firecrackers?"

Remi:"Look who's sleeping on the hammock!"

Sammy:"Don't tell me you're going to put those firecrackers under our dad's hammock,he  is  sleeping  now ... you don't dare...do  you?"

Remi:"I'm not a coward like you! Just watch me!"

Then Remi put on  the firecrackers under Matt's  hammock ... and happened what  was expected ...
*POW**CRACK*POING*

Matt screamed like a damsel in distress, pursued by a fierce dragon!

After the scare, Matt looked and looked to see who had been playing that  tasteless and unfunny joke on  him!And unfortunately for Sammy, he was the only one there!(Sammy was cleaning and raking leaves on the yard-Remi was hiding and laughing!)

Matt:"I can already see who is to blame for all this!
It  was  you,little  brat!"

Poor little  Sammy, didn't have time to explain how things really happened!Because he was already on his  father's  lap, receiving multiple  slaps to his bare ass!

Sometimes justice is blind ... but no one is far from the arm of the law ... and that, Remi will know it soon!

Artwork  by  my  Victor/colors  by  me.

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