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It took place on a rural cross roads in Montana, in the year 1971.
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The raccoon in the green Dodge was traveling to the cross roads from the right, and had the right of way.
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The skid marks left by the bear's Ford Fairlane was only 20 feet...he hardly braked at all.
The raccoon never saw the bear coming, thus he never braked.
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The motor and transmission tore through the firewall in the Ford and shoved into the front seat.
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The raccoon left behind a wife and six cubs.
The bear had recently been divorced from his third wife.
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