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Mull.\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENwZS34kfG4\n\n\n[largethumb]1181877,21[/largethumb] [largethumb]1181877,50[/largethumb] Jangar Lesser Panda - Works for Charroits of Fire Customs and Classics - Voice like Harvey Korman\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z811R_Gw0x4\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbA18CdsBe4\n\n\nHoward Lemur - Works for Charroits of Fire Customs and Classics - Voice like Dom deLuise\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52efG_Mz5SQ\n\n\nEsmarelda Lynx - The elderly lynx who delayed Zander inline at the bank - Voice like the mother parrot character in the cartoon linked below\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFaHCz2tHGQ\n\n\nbank teller - The one who got onto Zander about being rude - Voice like Carrol Author\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riSmtxo1mzM\n\n\n[largethumb]1181877,24[/largethumb] [largethumb]1181877,47[/largethumb] Dr. Zander Rat - like Bulwinkle Moose on Rocky & Bulwinkle. But his voice gets loud and raspy, with that cicada like \"YAAAAAAA\" (like Jerry Lewis could do), when he is frightened or upset.\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKeirXHmP4M\n\n\nZella Gerbil - Dr. Zander Rat's receptionist - Voice like Meghan McCarthy\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHYVPuHfHcU\n\n\nJanie Squirrel - Dr. Zander Rat's office nurse - Voice like Robyn Hilton\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BTd6C9xGTQ\n\n\nYvonne Poodle (owns the claw manicure salon in the same ratty strip mall where Dr. Rat had his medical office - Voice like that of Lois on the TV show Family Guy.\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy7XfszLNOQ\n\n\nDr. Clyde Wolf - Much like the voice of Mel Gibson.\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGvTRG-iud8\n\n\nDr. Tavi Mongoose - Like the voice of Morgan Freeman when he narrated the documentary March of the Penguins.\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZWt5YkhVp8\n\n\nNurse Sheryl Fox - Voice like the voice of the Alamo tour guide in the movie, Pee-wee's Big Adventure, but without the strong Texas accent.\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYfjq3ZYZbA @ Footage 0:14\n\n\n[largethumb]961951,16[/largethumb] [largethumb]1181877,35[/largethumb] Zhang Meerkat as an adult - Voice like Humphrey on the movie Alpha and Omega, but with Afro-Portuguese accent.\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEuWmbIx4fI\n\n\n[largethumb]961951,16[/largethumb] [largethumb]1181877,36[/largethumb] Annika Meerkat as an adult - Voice like Kate on the movie Alpha and Omega, but with Afro-Portuguese accent.\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEuWmbIx4fI\n\n\n[largethumb]1181877,22[/largethumb] [largethumb]1181877,34[/largethumb] Raphael Meerkat - Voice like the voice of Jonny Quest on the 1960s series, but maybe only a slight Indian accent. Born in an English speaking part of India.\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4VnIKa8TeI\n\nJorad Meerkat's spirit in his brother Cheesah's dream - Like Hajji's voice on the 1960s Johnny Quest cartoons, but with Afro-Portuguese accent (voice still like it was in this life).\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4VnIKa8TeI\n\n\nCheesah Meerkat as an adult - Voice like James Dean (who stared in Rebel Without a Cause), with Afro-Portuguese accent.\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz3W87uWcx8\n\n\nJaneeza Meerkat - Cheesah Meerkat's fiancee - Voice like that of Kathie Lee Johnson.\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yY2dkHXTxc\n\n\n[largethumb]1181877,31[/largethumb] Wasafa Mongoose - Mongoose who owns the Hindustan Contessa low rider - Voice like the lead bandit in the movie, The Tresure of Sierra Madre. Has Afro-Portuguese accent, and speaks English as broken English.\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcsqI6hZz8\n\n\nLanette Mongoose - Wasafa Mongoose's fiancee - Voice like Marla Gibbs.\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E5rP_jslRA\n\n\nSedric Genet - Genet cub who Dr. Rat preformed his very last circumcision on - Voice like Rodney Allen Rippy (in the 1970s Jack-in-a-Box commercials)\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc96doYR3zo\n\n\nGeulo Genet - Sedric Genet's adult brother - Voice like the way Rod Stewart's voice sounded like in the early 1970s.\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuAEZiKopoU\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGEe_zpddNI\n\n\nHabbar Fossa - Son of Captain Fossa who Cheesah Meerkat went to school with - Habbar and Cheesah discovered each other aboard his dad's freighter when he was 14, and Cheesah 13 - Voice like that of Ray Mancini.\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USShZysg6BA\n\n\nHajja Fossa - Captain Fossa's oldest son - Voice like the voice of William Shatner\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS4ct53xAu8\n\n\nTihary Fossa - Friend of the Fossa Brothers - Voice like that of Jack Lemmon.\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UadPlHytd74", "description_bbcode_parsed": "This story continues from the story "Zander the Bad Apple".

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Sammy Fox - Works for Charroits of Fire Customs and Classics - Voice like that of Martin Mull.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z811R_Gw0x4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbA18CdsBe4


Howard Lemur - Works for Charroits of Fire Customs and Classics - Voice like Dom deLuise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52efG_Mz5SQ


Esmarelda Lynx - The elderly lynx who delayed Zander inline at the bank - Voice like the mother parrot character in the cartoon linked below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFaHCz2tHGQ


bank teller - The one who got onto Zander about being rude - Voice like Carrol Author
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riSmtxo1mzM


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKeirXHmP4M


Zella Gerbil - Dr. Zander Rat's receptionist - Voice like Meghan McCarthy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHYVPuHfHcU


Janie Squirrel -  Dr. Zander Rat's office nurse - Voice like Robyn Hilton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BTd6C9xGTQ


Yvonne Poodle (owns the claw manicure salon in the same ratty strip mall where Dr. Rat had his medical office - Voice like that of Lois on the TV show Family Guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy7XfszLNOQ


Dr. Clyde Wolf  -  Much like the voice of Mel Gibson.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGvTRG-iud8


Dr. Tavi Mongoose  -  Like the voice of Morgan Freeman when he narrated the documentary March of the Penguins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZWt5YkhVp8


Nurse Sheryl Fox  -  Voice like the voice of the Alamo tour guide in the movie, Pee-wee's Big Adventure, but without the strong Texas accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYfjq3ZYZbA @ Footage 0:14


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4VnIKa8TeI

Jorad Meerkat's spirit in his brother Cheesah's dream  -  Like Hajji's voice on the 1960s Johnny Quest cartoons, but with Afro-Portuguese accent (voice still like it was in this life).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4VnIKa8TeI


Cheesah Meerkat as an adult -  Voice like James Dean (who stared in Rebel Without a Cause), with Afro-Portuguese accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz3W87uWcx8


Janeeza Meerkat - Cheesah Meerkat's fiancee - Voice like that of Kathie Lee Johnson.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yY2dkHXTxc


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkcsqI6hZz8


Lanette Mongoose - Wasafa Mongoose's fiancee - Voice like Marla Gibbs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E5rP_jslRA


Sedric Genet - Genet cub who Dr. Rat preformed his very last circumcision on - Voice like Rodney Allen Rippy (in the 1970s Jack-in-a-Box commercials)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc96doYR3zo


Geulo Genet - Sedric Genet's adult brother - Voice like the way Rod Stewart's voice sounded like in the early 1970s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuAEZiKopoU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGEe_zpddNI


Habbar Fossa - Son of Captain Fossa who Cheesah Meerkat went to school with - Habbar and Cheesah discovered each other aboard his dad's freighter when he was 14, and Cheesah 13 - Voice like that of Ray Mancini.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USShZysg6BA


Hajja Fossa - Captain Fossa's oldest son - Voice like the voice of William Shatner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS4ct53xAu8


Tihary Fossa - Friend of the Fossa Brothers - Voice like that of Jack Lemmon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UadPlHytd74", "writing": " BAD KARMA IS NOT KIND\n\n Continued from;\n [largethumb]956705[/largethumb] [largethumb]888802,2[/largethumb]\n\nSetting is in Salem, India in the southern state of Tamil Nadu.\n\n[hugethumb]1184800[/hugethumb]\nThe Old Sport Car Brought in for Repair.\n\nThe upholstery and carpet in Zander's 1954 Lanca PF 200 sport car had gotten a bad case of mildew from having the top down in all that heavy rain a month back. This was the day for Zander Rat to bring the car to the restoration shop where he had it restored 8 years ago at a cost of 55 thousand rupees. \nhttp://www.pinterest.com/pin/143904150563292120 .\nOf course, being laid up in a hospital from a well deserved beating in a parking lot, and having bad blood with co-workers didn't help matters much. As a result, no one put the top up during two days it rained. Then after someone did put the top up, two youths put it back down, a security guard put it back up, and a fellow doctor put it back down...then it rained again. And there was the kicked in quarter panel and the dented wheel cover, not to mention the graffiti on the driver's side fender and door. \nAll Zander could say about it was, \"Who did this to my car. Someone don't like me\".\nZander Rat now had to get out of bed extra early in the mornings. It takes extra time to put in those denture plates...a little sea bond ought to make sure they stay in place. \n\"Damn you, you fucken' meerkat...SHIT!\", Zander Rat said as he gazed in the bathroom mirror at the nasty scar that will always be on his lower lip for life.\nZander then continued with the tedious task of putting the contact lens on his right eye...made by Bosch and lomb, but compliments of Cheesah Meerkat. Zander was wishing about that time he had never seen a meerkat, much less tried to circumcise one. A meerkat uncle who's still young and wild can be a wrathful thing. And Zander was still trying to get episodes of \"The Meerkat Friends Variety Show\" out of his mind, and sometimes that \"Meerkat Christmas Karaoke\" song would stick in his head long enough to drive him batty. \nhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=xzocEeiD10M \nAfter Zander finished \"assembling his face\" in the bathroom mirror, he got the keys to the Lancia. Walking through the house on his way out to the car wasn't as bad as it had been since that beating he got from Cheesah Meerkat a month back. For the first two weeks out of the hospital, walking was difficult because of that crushed testicle that had to be removed. And by the way, Zander has often cursed Cheesah for that too.\nAs Zander backed his car out out of his garage, he noticed he had to turn more of his body around to see behind him. His neck doesn't turn as well as it did since being dislocated.\nBefore the appointment to have his car at the restoration shop, Zander had some time to stop in at his favorite cafe for some breakfast...get to try those new choppers out some more.\nIt was annoying on his way to the cafe how his vintage sport car had no carpet on the bare metal floor board, no upholstery on the doors and the car stunk with the reek of mildew. The mildew had gotten so bad in the car, he had to cut the carpet and upholstry out with a utility knife. Not to mention that the horn and some of the gauges no longer worked. But that was to be all fixed and made right at the shop. When Zander got out of his car at the cafe, he took another look at the big dent in the right quarter panel, as he had already done several times before. \n\"Why can't some animals watch where they back a car?\", Zander muddled. \nZander still had no idea how the dent got there. It was a really nice looking car that Zander paid 55 thousand rupees having it restored 8 years ago. That was, up until a month ago.\nOnce Zander got his breakfast, he still noticed his left jaw joint would have an occasional \"click\" as he chewed, \"chomp chomp chomp chomp >click< chomp chomp >click< chomp chomp chomp\". Sometimes a broken jaw is never the same either.\nAfter Zander finished eating, and paid his bill, he had to go into the restroom and reset his denture plates. Trying to cut the pee-wee hood off of an 8 year old meerkat cub just wasn't worth it.\nTwenty minutes later, Zander arrived at the restoration shop with the Lancia.\n\"You don't see many of THOSE any more. 1954 Lancia Aurelia\", a weasel, one of the techs, said as others gathered around to have a look at the odd looking car.\n\"The car with the round grill\", Howard Lemur laughed. \"It certainly is a relic. This is 2014. It turned 60 last month.\".\nThat old Lancia seemed to stand out among the other collectable cars that were there.\n Before long, Jangar, a lesser red panda had a clip board with an estimate work sheet, tallying up the expense it would cost to get Zander's 1954 Lancia right again.\n\"Are there other issues with the car?\", Jangar Panda asked Zander Rat.\n\"The horn hasn't worked, and some of the gauges stopped working since the car got rained in\", Zander answered.\n\"One of our techs will have look at the problem with the gauges\", Jangar replied. \"If it's from being in the rain with the top down, it will be the gauges themselves instead a matter of replacing sending units on the engine\".\n\"Well that's good news\", said Zander. \"Engine work is always expensive.\"\n\"Oh, no no. That's NOT good news\", said Jangar. \"To replace those gauges, the dash board will have to come apart. And the steering column may have to be dropped to get to it. There's a lot more work involved going into a dash board\".\n[hugethumb]1504999[/hugethumb]\nThis drawing of Jangar Panda tallying up the damage costs to Zander's car \nis a Secret Santa gift to me from @BreakingCloud .\n\n\"Ohhhhh\", Zander replied.\n\"That quarter panel will have to be replaced\", Jangar Panda added as he made more notations on the work sheet.\n\"It can't be bondoed?\", Zander asked.\n\"It's beyond bondo\", said Jangar. \"Trust me. That quarter panel took a really bad whopping. There's no bending THAT one back out\".\n\"I just wish I knew who backed into it\", Zander mentioned.\nSammy Fox, an auto body repair tech, said, \"I can look at that and tell that wasn't done by a car backing into it\".\n\"That's for sure. It's not the kind of damage from another car\", Jangar told Zander. \"That looks like your car was kicked by someone\".\n\"And I would say preeetty damn hard too\", Sammy added.\n\"So...uh...you're saying someone dented my car on purpose\", Zander acknowledged.\n\"Zander is a wiener, painted on the door and fender should tell you THAT\", Sammy told Zander, referring to the bright pink graffiti on Zander's car.\n\"They didn't even spell wiener right\", Howard Lemur chuckled. \"w-E-e-n-e-r?\".\n\"Boy, I tell you what, guys\", said Zander. \"I felt embarrassed driving over here with THAT on my car... And now, I'm really pissed knowing that someone on purposely dented my car\". \n\"What about the paint, Sammy?\", Jangar asked. \"Should the whole car be shot?\"\n\"We gave this car a makeover eight years ago\", said Sammy Fox. Then he asked Zander if he had it painted since then.\n\"No I haven't. That's the paint job you guys gave it\", Zander answered.\n\"Eight year old paint job\", said Jangar Panda.\n\"Oh yea. As old as that paint is, we'll never get the new quarter panel to match up right...especially silver. The whole car WILL have to be shot\", Sammy said as Jangar made the notation on the work sheet.\nAs for the dented wheel cover, Zander was told a wheel cover for a 1954 Lancia Aurelia would be next to impossible to locate.\n\"If Whitney Catalog doesn't have that wheel cover, we'll have to try to find one on Amazon or E-bay\", Sammy Fox told Zander Rat. \"Otherwise, the only option is to try to straighten the one you have the best we can\".\n\"Shit\", Zander murmured.\n\"Well, shit happens\", Sammy Fox replied.\nBy the time the estimate was tallied up, Zander was looking at the damage cost to his car being at fourteen thousand rupees.\n[hugethumb]591766,5[/hugethumb]\nZander told the other animals at the shop that he won't be able to pick the car up for a few months because the estimate was more than what he could pay right now. He would have to save up some money to get it back out of the shop after it is fixed.\n\"Your insurance won't cover it?\", Jangar Panda asked.\n\"I only have liability on this car\", Zander replied as everyone looked in astonishment that someone would have a car that valuable and not insure it. \n\"I can't believe you don't have a car like this insured\", said Howard Lemur.\n\"I know I would if it were mine\", Sammy added.\n\"Because of the police writing me shitloads of tickets a couple of years ago, I can barely afford the insurance I now have because of all the points on my driving record\", Zander Rat complained. \"And I was told shittin' ass Mayor Bear was behind it all\".\n\"HEY, WOAH!\", Sammy Fox retorted. \"I voted for Mayor Bear\".\n\"Zander. Mayor Bear has done more for Salem than you'll ever know\", Jangar Panda added.\n\"I think Hobdu Bear is doing a very good job as mayor. And I would vote for him again\", Howard Lemur told Zander Rat, as Zander felt like he was being made to eat his own words.\nAfter the brief discussion about Salem city politics, Jangar asked Zander, \"If I can get my boss to agree to letting the car be here a while until you can get it out, would sixty days be enough time?\nZander asked, \"Can we go a hundred 'n' twenty?\".\nJangar Panda answered, \"I KNOW the boss won't let it stay here THAT long. He doesn't like cars staying here for periods of time as it is\". \nZander couldn't borrow any money from the family either. He did a good job of burning that bridge with the way he treated everyone over how Dad's estate was awarded out. And with their phone numbers changed, he hasn't been able to contact them for the past 8 years.\n\"Once a car is ready, my boss never lets it stay for more than ninety days\", said Jangar. \"I'll ask him. I think he can go ninety\".\nZander then agreed to getting the car out of the shop within 90 days from the time the restoration is completed. \nAfter making the arrangements, the owner of the shop was OK with the car being there for up to 90 days after it was repaired. But Zander was also advised that any car left over 90 days was subject to being sold.\nAfter leaving the car off at the shop, Zander caught a bus back to within a short walking distance to his house. Zander was not without a car in the meantime. He still had that Dodge Viper he got with some of his inheritance money he squandered when his dad passed away 8 years ago. http://youtube.com/watch?v=XwA7PRj0O5A\n\n[hugethumb]1184803[/hugethumb]\nA Bad Evening at Work.\n\n Late in the afternoon the same day that Dr. Zander Rat dropped off his Lancia to be repaired, he was scheduled to work evening shift at the hospital. When Zander now drives into the hospital parking lot, he always gets the “hebie jeebies” seeing the location where Cheesah had beat him up. That's when he would also look at that lip scar in the car's rear view mirror, and move his tongue over the denture plates he was still getting use to. Zander had been choosing places to park near the hospital building. He felt safer parking where he could have a short walk between the building and his car. Plus Zander had the thought in the back of his mind that if he got beat up again, and if the top was down on the Viper when it happened, the Viper would get rained in like the Lancia did if it was far out on the edge of the parking lot. And Zander had been scanning the parking lot to make sure Cheesah wasn't out there before getting out of the car. You might say by now, Zander had a good case of meerkatfobia.\nDr. Clyde Wolf was working early day shift for two days that week. As Dr. Rat was about to enter the hospital, he met Dr. Wolf who was getting off that afternoon.\n“Heeeyyy there, Dr. Scar Face. Gonna circumcise any meerkats tonight? Ha ha ha”, Dr. Wolf asked Dr. Rat on his way out.\n“Quit iiiiiiit”, Dr. Rat protested.\n“Oh prunella, how pathetic. How lame”, Dr. Wolf replied.\n“You better quiiiit. One day I might get up the nerve to give you a slappin”, Dr. Rat bluffed.\n“Is THAT right? You and what army, you geek?”, Dr. Wolf laughed, then warned Dr. Rat, “You better not even think of laying a paw on ME, Punk. If you think that meerkat fucked up your world, I'll be happy to show you what a WOLF can do to ya. That meerkat aint shit compared to what I'LL do to you, Fuck Head”.\n“Stop pickin' on meeeee”, Dr. Rat protested.\n“Wanna make me stop?”, Dr. Wolf arrogantly asked Dr. Rat. “I'm here in the parking lot. Bring it on, Buddy. Come on. Come on, Rat Pussy. Come on, Pussy”.\n“Leave me aloooone!”, Dr. Rat replied with a tear in his eye.\n\nAs the horn of a train passing through Salem can be heard off in a distance, Dr. Wolf continued, “I know a place in this parking lot the cameras don't see. But you're real brave when it comes to cutting up a cub's penis. Aren't you, you perverted rat pussy? Or cutting up someone's penis who's under anesthesia and can't fight back. Come on, Rat Pussy. Wanna piece of me? Go for it, Pussy. Punk. Let me show you how a wolf can REALLY fuck up your world, you perverted, worthless piece of shit.”\nAs Dr. Rat stormed away, Dr Wolf called out to him, “Hey, Scar Face! There having a real good episode of The Meerkat Friends Variety Show tomorrow morning! You ought to watch it!.....HA!”\nDr. Wolf laughed all the way out to his car as Dr. Rat was bumming out with tears in his eyes as he went into work. In spite of Dr. Rat's incurable obsession to cut off penis sheathes, he was in no mood to cut a sheath that evening. Dr. Wolf put Dr. Rat on the spot so bad, just the mere thought of performing a circumcision made Dr. Rat feel so funky he felt like he couldn't even show his face.\nFor the first two hours on shift, Dr. Rat just sat in the doctor's lounge, blank staring in a trance at the clock on the wall. If there was a time Dr. Rat felt like the song “Make the World Go Away” http://youtube.com/watch?v=LZf6m_ROIKo , that evening was it.\nIt had been two hours, traditional music of India was playing softly over the lounge's PA system http://youtube.com/watch?v=b7Cgc5nVVkU , and Dr. Rat was still sitting in the lounge, alone, meditating and loosing himself in frustrating thoughts, as flash backs began to run through his mind of hearing “Ele ser Zander Rato” and the vivid memory of the snap kicks and jab punches, followed by that snap kick in the mouth and lights out. Dr. Rat even recalled a split second whiff of the popcorn like smegma scent emitting from Cheesah's genital when Cheesah kicked him in the mouth at the point of “lights out”. Again, repeating flash backs ran through Zander's mind “Ele ser Zander Rato”, kicks punches, kick in mouth, lights out. “Ele ser Zander Rato”, kicks punches, kick in mouth, lights out. “Ele ser Zandr Rato”, kicks punches, kick in mouth, lights out. “Ele ser Zander Rato”, kicks punches, kick in mouth, lights out. Sometimes the repeating flash backs ran in slow motion. Sometimes the flash backs ran in normal time lapse. Then different flash backs: Young Raphael Meerkat, pneumonia patient. Protracting the meerkat cub's penis out of sheath as the cub is freaking out. Trying to get a circ clamp on it. Being shoved away by Daddy Meerkat. “Stay away from my Son or I'll kill you, you creep - This is your only warning”. Then “Ele ser Zander Rato”, kicks punches, kick in mouth, lights out. “Ele ser Zand....”\n“AHHHHHHHHHH!” Dr. Rat yelled as he slammed both fists down on the table he was sitting at so hard, the salt and pepper shakers hopped up off the table. \nDr.Rat was well on his way to, as they say, “loosing it”.\n“Hey, Zander! We need some help out here! What in Hell are you doing?!”, Dr. Tavi Mongoose scorned as he came into the doctor's lounge. “Dr. Bear is having to pull away from a stroke victim to tend to a patent with a burn you should have been treating. And I'm busy with a car accident victim. We,re the only three doctors on emergency room staff here this evening. Where have you been?”\nWithout a word, Dr. Rat got up from his table and followed Dr. Mongoose to the emergency room to tend to the burn victim. On their way through the hallway, Dr. Rat wrung his fists and went, “Oooooph!”, as that Meerkat Christmas Karaoke song ran through his mind again. http://youtube.com/watch?v=xzocEeiD10M .\n“Are you OK?”, Dr. Mongoose asked Dr. Rat.\n“Oh yea yea...Uh, yea yea yea”, Dr. Rat answered as Dr. Mongoose gave him that look as if to say, “I'm not so sure about that”.\nDr. Mongoose directed Dr. Rat to the burn victim once they entered the emergency room. She was...of all other species she could have been...A MEERKAT. The burnt place on her body was the palm of her right paw.\n“Yea...Uh...I'm Dr. Rat”, Dr. Rat introduced himself as his demeanor began to scare his patient.\n“He calls THAT a comforting introduction?!”, Dr. Bear retorted.\n“We didn't learn it THAT way in med school”, Dr. Mongoose added, then asked Dr. Rat, “Zander, are you sure you got it under control? Stop talking like you are crazy.”, which scared the patient even more.\n“I'm OK. I'm OK”, Dr. Rat assured.\n“Well......OK”, Dr Mongoose replied.\nWhile Dr. Rat began to treat Clarice Meerkat for her burnt paw, he found out she had gotten her burn upon pulling a persimmon pie from an oven. One side of the hot pie slipped out of one of the hot pads she was holding it with, and without thinking, she tried to save the pie with an unprotected paw and burnt it on the hot pie pan.\n“I hate persimmon pie”, Dr. Rat responded in a zombi like tone without thought to what he was saying.\n“What the Hell is he saying?!”, Dr. Bear retorted.\n“Dr. Rat! Are you OK over there?!”, Dr, Mongoose inquired.\nDr. Rat gave no answer, but continued to treat his patient.\nBy now , Clarice Meerkat didn't have much faith in the doctor who was assigned to her case. She was about ready to walk out and just try to treat it herself at home.\nAbout two minutes later Clarice Merkat screamed, “AHHH! LET GO OF MY PAW! LET GO OF MY PAW! LET GO OF MY PAW!”, as she was trying to pull loose of the grip Dr. Rat had on her.\nDr. Mongoose left his accident patient, a male badger, long enough to come over and investigate what Dr. Rat was doing. \n“YOU IDIOT! YOU DON'T APPLY IODINE TO A SEVERE BURN! YOU ARE CRAZY!”, Dr. Mongoose reprimanded Dr. Rat as he slapped the iodine dauber out of Zander's paw.\nAs Clarice Meerkat continued crying out in pain, Dr. Mongoose had Nurse Cheryl Fox get him some syringes and some local anesthesia. \n“Where did you lay the antibiotic ointment?”, Dr. Mongoose asked Dr. Rat.\n“I was using THIS”, Dr. Rat replied dumbfoundedly as he held up the bottle of iodine.\nDr. Mongoose slapped the iodine bottle out of Dr. Rat's paw with it spilling all over the floor where it landed.\n“Sheryl, I also need some antibiotic ointment”, Dr. Mongoose called to her.\n“STAND – BACK!”, Dr. Mongoose sternly warned Dr. Rat. “You are crazy! Get out of the way! Stand – back – out of the way!”, Dr. Mongoose continued as he gave Dr. Rat a stare stern enough to feel like it was cutting right through him.\nAs soon as Nurse Fox got the supplies Dr. Mongoose requested, he wasted no time injecting the pain killing antestheaia into the palm of Clarice Meerkat's paw. Clarice felt so much better as the local pain killer soothed the pain from the burning iodine which had felt like fire in her paw.\n“Tavi! Look!”, Dr. Bear exclaimed to Dr. Mongoose as he pointed out Dr. Rat returning from a sink with a wet sponge.\n“What are you doing with that?”, Dr. Mongoose asked as he was finishing injecting Clarice Meerkat's paw.\n“Shouldn't we wash her paw first?”, Dr. Rat asked.\n“Water on a burn?!”, Dr. Bear retorted.\nDr. Mongoose whirled around facing Dr. Rat, pointing a finger straight at the Rat, and said, “DROP IT, ZANDER!...I SAID DROP IT!”.\nZander just stood there, stupid looking, with both paws down by his side, holding the dripping, water soaked sponge in his right paw.\nDr. Mongoose continued, “I MEAN IT!...DROP - IT – NOW!”.\nDr. Rat simply extended the fingers of his right paw, allowing the wet sponge to drop beside his right foot, the sponge making a >PLAP< sound as it hit flat on the floor.\n“Are you crazy? You didn't know water on a severe burn creates an ideal environment for infection?”, Dr. Mongoose asked Zander. “You should know better. You had eight years of med school like the rest of us... And you had your med school diploma for twenty years.”\n“Twenty TWO years”, Dr. Rat promptly corrected the Mongoose.\n“Uh... Just... Just go home, Zander”, Dr. Tavi Mongoose, who was the senior doctor at the emergency room that evening, told Dr. Rat. “Get out of here. You got the rest of the evening off”.\nAs Zander began to leave, Dr. Mongoose followed him as far as the door leading out to the parking lot, saying, “ I hope you realize I'm going to Administration tomorrow morning and report you to Jishnu Panda. “You're going up before another Medical Board inquiry. You have no business being a medical doctor, you know”.\nAs Zander began the short walk from the hospital building to where he had parked his car nearby, he visually scaned the parking lot as he was paranoid about Cheesah Meerkat getting him again. That evening, Cheesah was in Karakil visiting his parents, Bron and Lacara... nowhwere near the hospital in Salem.\nHuh oh. Oopsie doopsie. Zander must have had his head up his ass when he parked his car coming into work. There was a handicap parking sign in front of Zander's car he forgot was there, and a ticket on the windshield of Zander's car written up for a fine of 150 rupees.\n\nFor the whole drive home, Zander Rat's mind flashed back to that Meerkat Christmas Karaoke song, and he couldn't get it out of his head. http://youtube.com/watch?v=xzocEeiD10M . It was driving him batty. After Dr. Rat got back home, he couldn't get any sleep. He just sat at his dining room table all night long with that Karaoke song occasionally flashing back to him. He stared off into space and vegetated until dawn. \n\n[hugethumb]1184804[/hugethumb] \nDrowsy Doctor.\n\nZander had been staying up all night, sitting at his dining room table with the Meerkat Christmas Karaoke song running through his head. Zander didn't even bother to remove the denture plates from his mouth to have them soak overnight, and the contact lens in his right eye had fallen out during the night without him knowing about it and rolled off the table then onto the floor.\nZander didn't have a hospital shift to work that day, but he did have a few patients who had office appointments to see him that morning. Zander did take the time to put a lens back in his eye. As for the the denture plates, there certainly was no time to soak them in a glass of water with a fizzie tablet. Zander's replacement teeth were really getting rankly stinky and yellow looking. They were never out of his mouth since the morning before. Zander, realizing this, said out loud, “That shittin' ass meerkat.....Meerkats suck....They really do. They reeeeeaaaaally do”. Before Zander Rat experienced “Ele ser Zander Rato”, kicks punches kick, lights out, Zander had a perfectly healthy set of his natural teeth, and never had a cavity in his life.\nZander grabbed the keys to the Viper and headed out of the house being Dr. Zander “Stinkymouth” Rat. \nZander got in and cranked up his Dodge Viper. He always did like that “bad ass” rumble when it idled. Before backing out, he goosed the accelerator one time with the engine sounding off, “VROOOOOOOMMMMMmmmmmmm brum brum brum brum brum brum...”. Zander began backing out of his long driveway that ran past tropical gardens, banana trees, pineapple plants and under big, jacaranda shade trees in his spacious front yard. Just before Zander got to the front gate, he unknowingly allowed the left wheels of his Viper to run over into the grass. “WHUMP CRUNCH!” The car came to a sudden, jarring stop. Zander had backed into the concrete entry arch over his driveway that the wrought iron fence and gate is attached to. Zander quickly got out and walked behind his car to have a look. The left tail light was crushed almost completely out with pieces of it's red and amber plastic on the grass and driveway, the fiberglass body damaged around it, and the bumper messed up. Then a flash back zipped through Zander's mind,   http://youtube.com/watch?v=xzocEeiD10M .\n“I HATE MEERKATS!”, Zander hollered out as loud as he can. “THEY'RE ALL CRAZY RENEGADES”.\n“Hey, rat! You want to step out here on the street and holler that?!”, Zander heard someone call out.\nZander looked toward the street and saw a stopped car with the windows rolled down, and a meerkat sitting in the driver's seat.\n“If you've got an issue to settle, come on out here and we'll settle it now”, the meerkat said as he stepped out of his car. \nZander stood at his front gate near his car, and the meerkat stood on the street near his car as the two of them looked at each other for a few seconds. Then Zander started walking back to his house.\n“Punky wimp”, the meerkat called out to Zander, then got back into his car and left.\nAfter the meerkat had gone down the street, Zander got back into his Viper, centered it onto his driveway, backed out into the street then floored it for a second or two, burning rubber and smoke onto street as he left having a fit of frustration.\nOnce Zander got to his favorite cafe, he didn't enjoy his breakfast much either. The taste of stinky denture odor while eating isn't exactly the best thing to entice an appetite. While Zander was trying to eat in spite of the stink of his own mouth, a flash back hits him again,   http://youtube.com/watch?v=xzocEeiD10M . But this time he hallucinated the meerkat with the big bass saying, “Hope you're enjoying your breakfast”. \n“Shit”, Zander said as he tossed his fork down into his unfinished breakfast, splashing a few bloblets of grits onto the counter. \nAs Zander paid his bill and left, the other animals there wondered what had gotten into him. \nBy then, there wasn't much time before Zander was scheduled to see his first patient for the day. So ”Stinkymouth” Zander headed out to his office. \nZander was so tired from staying up the night before, there were times he would weave all over the streets on his way to the office, and at one point ran a red light without even knowing it. After the drive through town, cruising on automatic pilot half asleep, and at several times almost having a wreck, Dr. Zander Rat finally pulled into the patchy parking lot to the 1950s, ratty, strip mall, which was then 57 years old, where his office is located...That was also about the time Yvonne Poodle, who owned the claw manicure salon in the same strip mall, had pulled up to begin business for the day.\nAs Yvonne stepped out of her car, she asked Zander, \"What happened to the back of your coupe\", noticing the damage to the rear of Zander's Dodge Viper. \n\"Uhhhh, I don't wanna talk about it\", Zander abruptly answered.\n\"Must-a been YOUR fault, Zanderrrrr, He he he he\", Yvonne said with a giggly laugh.\nYvonne Poodle's remark really got under Zander's hide a good one, as being antagonized got him all that more aggravated.\n\"I wish that bitchy poodle would just go out of business...I've had to put up with her for, uhhhh....twenty two years now\", Zander muttered on his way from his car to his office. \nWhen Dr. Rat entered his office, his receptionist, Zella Gerbil, informed him that his first patient for the day, a civet cub with a spider bite, was back in room #2 with his mom, accompanied by Nurse Janie Squirrel.\nBy now, Dr. Rat had already cooled down a bit over his encounter with Yvonne Poodle as he made his way back to room #2. \n“Hello there, I'm Dr. Zander Iscelberg Rat”, Dr. Rat introduced himself to the patient's mom upon entering room two, and she definitely was not impressed by Zander's stinky mouth. \n“I'm Trish Civet, and this is my son, Antonio”, She replied. \n“And You're the one with the spider bite”, Zander said to his 12 year old Asian palm civet patient, as Antonio was sneering from Zander's mouth odor.\n“Since the bite got bigger, I felt I should take Antonio to see a doctor”, said Trish Civet as Dr. Rat was checking out the spider bite that had developed into an ulcerated sore on Antonio Civet's left arm.\n“Well, you made the right decision, Mam”, Zander replied, then asked Nurse Squirrel, “Janie, did you get lab samples of the sore?”\n“Yes I did, Zander”, Nurse Squirrel answered.\nAs Zander began to remove the dead tissue from the young civet's arm before applying an ointment to slow down the sore's progression, he suggested, “You know, if young Antonio gets a circumcision, it will help that sore on his arm heal a lot quicker”.\n“Yea right”, said Trish with a grin, thinking the doctor was only joking.\nBut after Zander Rat maintained a false look of sincerity, she knew he wasn't joking.\n“Come on, Antonio. We're out of here”, said his mom as they began to leave.\nThen Trish Civet told Zander, “We're finding another doctor. I admit I myself am not a doctor, but I am not stupid. A circumcision will not heal THAT”, she continued as she pointed to the sore on her son's arm.\n“What's a serpentcision”, Antonio asked his mom.\n“Aren't you going to pay for services rendered?” Zander asked, as Trish and her son detoured past the receptionist window.\n“MY SON HAS A SPIDER BITE THAT COULD COST HIM HIS ARM! AND THE DOCTOR I TAKE HIM TO TURNS OUT TO BE A PERVERTED BASTARD!”, she ranted. “I WILL NOT PAY FOR THAT KIND OF SERVICE!”\n“ZELLA! YOU GOT HER INFORMATION, RIGHT?!” Zander called out to his receptionist.\n“I know where to send the bill”, Zella answered.\nTrish Civet took a couple a steps back and warned Zander, “If you send me a bill, so help me God, I will sue you!”.\n“Mam!” Receptionist Zella Gerbil addressed Trish in her usual raspy, loud voice. “Dr. Rat rendered services to your son. I advise you to pay this now to avoid late fees and interest charges!”.\n“YEA!” Dr. Rat added. “I'm not an indigent doctor. You owe a bill here”.\n“I owe you nothing!”, Trish Civet retorted.\n“THERE'S AN OFFICE VISIT FEE!”, Zella Gerbil loudly chimed in. “AND THE EXAMINATION FEE!...Do you reeeeaaally think we stay in business rendering services for free?!”\n“I'm seeking an attorney after we see another doctor!” Trish Civet told Dr. Rat, then stormed out of the office with her son.\nJust before Trish and her son got to their car, Antonio again asked his mom, “Mom, what's IS a serpentcision anyway?”\nIt was about that time, Yvonne Poodle could be seen, from the big, plate glass, front windows from in Dr. Rat's waiting room, walking up the walkway of the strip mall. Then Yvonne made an abrupt right at the front door and came into the office.\n\"Zella, what is going on in here?\", Yvonne scorned to Zella Gerbil.\n\"Everything is under control, Yvonne\", Zella replied.\n\"I can hear it two doors down, and so can my customers\", Yvonne exclaimed.\n\"Uh, everything's OK\", Dr. Rat tried to assure Yvonne.\n\"Everything's NOT OK Zanderrrrr\", Yvonne replied. \"My salon is a couple of spaces down, and my customers and I can hear shouting coming through the walls\".\n\"We're terribly sorry. We'll try to be more quiet\", Zella Gerbil assured Yvonne.\n\"I hope so\", said Yvonne. \"I wouldn't want to have to make another complaint to the landlord, and YOU wouldn't want me to either\".\nWith all that said, Yvonne Poodle went back to her claw manicure salon to continue her business day.\nDr. Rat's next patient was a bear who was addicted to the Oxycontin prescription refills Dr. Rat had been writing out for him. \n“Hi there Eddie Bear”, Dr. Rat greeted him as he walked in.\n“Oh...Uhh...Hey, Zander...>snork< eek eek”, Eddie replied, with the weird sounds being the effects of the drug”.\nDr. Rat promptly wrote out the prescription, and Eddie Bear just as promptly went to the receptionist window and filled out the necessary paper work to have it charged to the insurance company that pays Eddie's disability pension...Eeeeeezzzzzy Money. As long as the bear's disability pension pays for the drugs and the doctor bill, Zander will keep on writing out the prescriptions like they were candy coupons. \nZander's next patient was a panda who was to be scheduled to undergo a CAT scan to check for lung cancer. The panda got one whiff of Zander's dirty dentures, turned around, and without saying a word, walked out to go find a different doctor.\nBy now, Zander's lack of sleep was beginning to take it's toll on him. Zander had dozed off in one of the examination rooms. \n“Zander. One of your patients is here to see you”, Nurse Squirrel said as she was shaking Zander's shoulder to get him up.\n“Oh...Yea yea”, Zander said as he got up, noticing the Kinkajou with her 10 year old son who had a boil on his ear.\n“Your Rosie Kinkajou?”, Dr. Rat yawned. “And this must be little Lopez we're doing diabetes testing on today”.\n“No”, Rosie Kinkajou replied as she noticed the foul odor emitting from Zander's mouth. “He has a boil on his ear. Don't you remember me telling you that when we set the appointment?”\n“Oh that's right”, Dr. Rat said as he began digging at Lopez Kinkajou's boil with his dirty claw nails.\n“YEOOOOOW”, Lopez cried out.\n“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!”, Rosie screamed as she pushed Dr. Rat away from her son.\n“Doctor?” said Nurse Squirrel. “I'm not trying to tell you how to do things, but don't we have implements for that?”.\n“We're going to see a different doctor, you quack”, Rosie told Dr. Rat.\n“I know what I'm doing”, Dr. Rat replied.\n“No you don't”, Rosie Kinkajou retorted. “Digging those dirty claws into my son's ear? And your breath. It smells like something died inside your mouth. You're filthy. You don't even bathe, do you? Do you even know what a bar of soap is? You could be carrying fleas for all I know. And YOUR a doctor?”\nZella Gerbil was laughing at the things Rosie had to say to Zander, but knew she had better not get caught by Zander laughing at him or it could cost Zella her job.\n“You need to be digging ditches somewhere or scrubbing toilets”, Rosie continued to scold Dr. Rat. “You have no business being a doctor. You're just a quack”.\nDr. Rat immediately thought, “Daeeee – jah – voooooooo. THAT sounds familiar”.\nThen little Lopez Kinkajou started in with, “Quack quack waddle waddle quack quack quack. Dr. Rat is a quack”.\n“Shut him up!” Dr. Rat retorted. “I don't need to hear that”.\n“NO!”, Rosie Kinkajou snapped back. “My son speaks the truth about you”. Then she told her son, “You can say what ever you want about him. Mommy doesn't mind, sweetie”.\nLopez put his paws on his chest and moved his elbows up and down, emulating duck wings, and slapped his feet on the floor as he marched around in circles, chanting, “Dr. Rat quack quack, Dr. Rat quack quack, Dr. Rat quack quack......”\n“STOP IT! STOP IT!,” Dr. Rat retorted as little Lopez Kinkajou continued his exibition. \nAs Rosie and her son, Lopez, left, Lopez bid Zander, “Adeous, Dr. Quack”.\nDr. Rat came storming into the lobby as Zella Gerbil quickly wiped the smirk off her face.\n“Zella. Put everything you can dream up on her bill”, Dr. Rat told her.\n“Ohhhhh, you better NOT send us a bill”, Rosie Kinkajou warned Dr. Rat. “The day we get a bill in the mail from YOU, I'll send my husband here. And it won't be for a medical visit either. He's way bigger and stronger than you are. He'll knock your ass into tomorrow land for sure”.\nDr. Rat just stood in his lobby and went, “Uhhhhhhhh”, as Rosie and Lopez walked out the door.\nAs the day wore on, Dr. Rat's lack of sleep began to take more of a toll on him. He gave a weasel who has a stomach ulcer, topical flea treatment to drink for his condition. But the patient caught it just in time and told Dr. Rat, “I'm not drinking this”. Then as he stormed out to find a different doctor, he told Dr. Rat, \"I should have known better to have come here anyway...A doctor's office located in a strip mall that should be condemned\".\nThen there was Dr. Rat's next patient, whom he almost put wart remover solution into the vagina of a female raccoon who came in to be treated for a yeast infection. When Nurse Squirrel bought it to Dr. Rat's attention just in time, and the patient realized what Dr. Rat had almost done, she too stormed out to seek a different doctor.\nAt the rate that Dr. Rat was frightening off his patients, he was beginning to wonder if he was ever going to save up the balance to get his 1954 Lancia Aurelia back out of the shop before it would be sold after 90 days.\nAfter Dr. Rat closed the office that evening, He was to tired to stop for dinner on the way home. Once he got home, he was too tired to prepare anything to eat. Dr. Rat just plopped down on the bed and dozed off to sleep with his stinky dentures still in his mouth that had not been out of his mouth for the past 36 hours.\n\n[hugethumb]1184805[/hugethumb]\nFinancial Affairs\n\nThe following morning, Zander slept in a bit late from being so tired the night before. He didn't have any patients to see that morning, as they had called days earlier and canceled their appointments (word gets around). Dr. Zander Rat had instructed Zella Gerbil to schedule an appointment for any walk ins that day, and informed Nurse Janie Squirrel that Zander will still be on call if needed. Zander planned to use the free time to take the Viper into the shop to get it fixed and the the tail light replaced from where he backed it into the gate arch of his driveway the previous morning.\nZander finally took his dentures out, then scrubbed them with soap and water as soaking them would have taken more time than what he had that morning. It was the first time they had been out of his mouth in over 26 hours, and did they ever stink. After a few swishes with Listerine, and some more scrubbing on the dentures with Zander occasionally sniffing them to be sure he got the stink off of them, they were ready to put back in. Zander noticed he was running low on Sea Bond. He would have to buy some within the next few days when he is out running errands.\nThen there was the tedious task of putting the contact lens in his right eye. After Zander got the lens in, he got in his car to take it to the shop. Zander was extra careful backing his car out that morning after what happened the morning before. \nOn his way to to taking his Viper to the shop, Zander hit on an idea that would help him get the Lancia out of the shop sooner once it is fixed. There was one of those \"easy loan\" credit places Zander knew wasn't too far out of his way. Zander's credit wasn't good enough lately to get a bank loan because he had a few late payments on the credit card he had through the bank he deals with. So he stopped in at the credit store to inquire about a personal loan there.\nAt the credit store, Zander found out his credit wasn't good enough to get a signature loan there either, But once they found out he owned his home with nothing owed on it, they agreed to give him a loan if he would put his home up for collateral as security for the loan. Zander agreed. They needed the deed to the house and property, so Zander told them he won't be long (can be taken two ways LOL), and drove back to his house, and in 20 minutes returned to the loan store with the deed.\nWith what Zander had in savings, ten thousand rupees would be enough to make up the balance to get the Lancia out of the shop once it's repaired, but the weasel at the loan store recommended putting the loan at fifteen thousand rupees. There was a service fee that would come out of the loan amount, plus a few hundred rupees to re-record the deed to reflect the mortgage on the house and property for the loan amount. Zander promptly agreed to those terms, The contract and paperwork was completed for a loan with 22.6% interest, Zander pawed the deed to his home over to be re-recorded, and twelve thousand, four hundred, eighty four rupees was wired to Zander's bank account.\n\"We thank you for dropping in\", the weasel said as he and Zander Rat shook paws.\n\"Oh, I really really really thank you for the loan\", Zander relpied. \"You have no idea how happy this makes me.\n\"We appreciate your business, Mr. Iscelberg Rat,\" the loan store's owner, a big, obese warthog pig, puffing on a cigar, said with a gravely voice as he also shook paws with Zander. \"If you ever need another loan, drop on in anytime\".\n\"Oh...Oh, Ollie. Give our friend Zander here some of our business cards\", the warthog said to the weasel.\n\"Sure, Eddie\", Ollie Weasel replied.\nAs Ollie pawed some business cards over to Zander, Eddie Warthog put his paw on Zander's shoulder like an old drinking buddy and said, \"Zander, we'd really appreciate it if you get some of our cards out to your friends and co-workers. If you know someone who needs a loan, tell them about us. Have them tell us Zander sent them, and we'll get them fixed up with a great deal on a loan\".\n\"I sure will\", Zander replied bright eyed and happy as he unclipped his wallet from under his fur hairs to put the business cards in it.\nThe next stop was to drop the Viper off to get repaired.\nAfter Zander arrived to repair shop, Jangar Panda had a look at the damage to Zander's Viper.\n\"It's what I pictured it would look like from what you told me over the phone yesterday\", said Jangar Panda as he began filling out another estimate worksheet.\n\"Yea. I really felt sick when I heard that crunch yesterday morning\", Zander replied.\nThis estimate didn't take long for Jangar get a total on, and the damage cost to Zander's Viper came to one thousand nine hundred rupees.\n\"I'll need an extra copy to send to the insurance company\", Zander requested.\nSammy Fox added, \"I was about to say, I hope this one isn't without insurance either\".\n\"It just as well is\", said Zander, \"There's a one thousand rupee deductible.\n\"At least you can claim nine hundred on it\", Jangar Panda added. \"That does help\".\n\"Oh, by the way. I'll be able to get that Lancia out of the shop as soon as it's fixed now. I got a loan this morning\", Zander announced as he unclipped his wallet and took some of the business cards from the loan store.\n\"If you ever need a loan, here's the place to go\", Zander said as he started giving out the cards. \"Tell them Zander sent you and they'll fix you right up\".\n\"BIG EDDIE?!\", Sammy Fox loudly retorted. \"Zander. That place is a rip off\".\n\"Ha ha. They'll fix you up all right\", Jangar Panda added.\nSammy Fox asked Zander, \"If you don't mind my asking, what are they charging you for interest?\"\n\"I think it's 22.6%\", Zander answered.\n\"SHIT!\", Jangar Panda added, then told Zander, \"You picked the worst place in town to take out a loan\".\n\"So in other words, your saying I got fucked?\", Zander asked.\n\"Oh definitely\", Jangar answered. \"I hate to say it, Zander. But you were loan sharked\".\nAbout that time, Howard Lemur walked up and asked, \"Did I overhear that someone went to Quick Cash in Paw?\"\n\"Yup. A customer here just got a loan from Big Eddie\", Sammy answered.\n\"Big Eddie would swindle his own mother if he had the chance\", Howard Lemur added.\n\"Oh well. It's water under the bridge now\", said Jangar. \"He got the loan, he got the loan\".\nZander was told the Lancia will be ready to pick up in about 45 days, putting it around April 1st, Zander's 56th birthday. A new right quarter panel to replace the one that Cheesah Meerkat kicked in around Christmas time was going to take a while locate for such a rare car.\nAs for the Viper, Zander was told it should be ready next week.\nWith both cars in the shop, Zander was going to have to ride a bus for the next week where ever he went. As Dr. Rat rode the bus on his way to his office, he thought about how the family he was from never had to ride public transportation like he was doing. And after Zander found out how bad he was gouged with the loan he took out that morning, he remembered that his family never had to take out loans. In fact, one of the sources of his family's income was from lending money at high interest rates to those who are in a pinch...Just like Zander had become.\nDr. Zander Rat's day seeing patients went as normal. Many patients would storm out of his office to seek a different doctor, and few were even half way satisfied with the services he rendered.\nHowever, what had always accounted for most of Dr. Rat's prosperity since he had been a doctor for the past 20 plus years was filling prescriptions for just about every drug addict in Salem, India who can pay for it, or has an insurance pension that can be bilked for it. That had been Dr. Rat's big money maker. And there have been many of those anthro-animals who came to have Dr. Rat hook them up with their drug of choice. And of course, Dr. Rat had performed many circumcisions, nearly all of which was unwanted, during his career as a Quack Doctor. Nurses, fellow doctors and other medical professionals often speculated that Dr. Rat went through eight years of med school and became a doctor for one reason only...That was to have the ultimate opportunity to carry out his fetish to do circumcisions.\nAt the end of the day, after Dr. Rat walked from the bus stop to his house, It struck him as looking strange seeing no cars in his driveway or in his garage. \nThat evening was the same ritual like any other night since Zander Rat got that beating from Cheesah. It was have dinner or a snack, then take out the dentures and put them in a glass of water for overnight with one of those fizzie tablets, remove the contact lens from his right eye for the night, grab a shower, and get to bed. Sometimes, Zander would have to use one of those doughnut pillows because of the bad neck Cheesah gave him. \n \n [hugethumb]1184807[/hugethumb]\nZander Rat Makes a Grave Mistake.\n \nIt was Saturday and Dr. Zander Rat was scheduled to be on shift at the hospital emergency room staff that morning. Zander could already see taking the bus was going to get old quick. He couldn't stop at his favorite cafe because he would have to wait for another bus to take him into work. But Dr. Rat did have enough time to have breakfast at the hospital cafeteria. \n\"I thought I was going to have to pull your shift too\", Dr. Jay Fox told Dr. Rat because he was 14 minutes late checking in.\nDr. Fox didn't have a patient at the time, so the only thing that was holding him up from getting off his shift was waiting for Dr. Rat to show up as his relief.\nTwo other doctors were on emergency room shift with Dr. Rat that morning. One was Dr. Jaya Langur. She had been on shift for a few hours and was treating a makak who was comatose from drinking all night long. He came in aboard an ambulance an hour ago.\nThe other doctor, who was the senior doctor on shift, was none other than Dr. Clyde Wolf, who had a great disdain for Dr. Rat. There was no other patient in the emergency room at the moment, so Dr. Wolf lent a paw to help Dr. Langur with her comatose patient. She had him almost ready to be moved to Detox. He still needed to be treated for a flea infestation.\n\"Wow! Just look at them all. I'd bet 1,000 rupees they'll have to fumigate the ambulance that bought HIM here\", Dr. Wolf said as he assisted Dr. Langur rubbing the makak down with flea treatment.\n\"When an alcohol addiction takes precedence over personal hygiene, this is one of many results\", Dr. Langur noted. \nDr. Rat just stood by and watched.\n\"Zander must think this is a spectator's sport\", Dr. Wolf said to Dr. Langur. \"He just stands there and gets paid for doing nothing\".\n\"Aww, come on, Clyde. You don't have to be that mean to Zander, do you?\", Dr. Jaya Langur sweetly told Dr. Wolf with a smile.\n\"You haven't known that buffoon as long as I have\", Dr. Wolf answered Dr. Langur with a laugh as he began spraying the surrounding floor area for the fleas that had jumped off of the makak.\n\"I'd have Zander do this, but I'm afraid he'd hurt himself with the sprayer\", Dr. Wolf taunted.\nDr.Wolf realized a third doctor was not needed to treat the makak. Dr.Wolf just saw it as another opportunity to rag on Zander. And Zander couldn't get up the nerve to make a peep about it.\nThe emergency room had been slow so far that morning, but it wouldn't be for long.\n\"Unit Two to Base, over\", came over the radio with the background sound of an ambulance motor racing at a very high speed.\n\"I got it!\", Dr. Rat exclaimed, wanting to play hero.\n\"Out of the way\", Dr. Wolf said as he shoved Dr. Rat aside.\n\"Go ahead, Unit Two, over\", Dr. Wolf replied.\n\"We are bringing in a dingo, male, age 12, over\", the reply came back with the sound like they were speeding along a stretch of rural highway at speeds near 160 kph (100 mph).\n\"What's his status?, over\", Dr. Wolf asked not expecting it to be good. That sound of an ambulance motor racing that fast means only one thing...It's serious.\n\"He was struck by a train\", the ambulance crew member answered as Dr. Jaya Langur gasped. \"He's in a coma, internal injuries, broken bones, heart beat is shallow. You're going to need to have blood on stand by. He's loosing a lot of it. He's type B...He's in really rough shape, over\".\nDr. Wolf told Dr. Langur, \"Phone Dr. Tavi Mongoose and tell him what we have coming in. We might need him\".\nWithout a word or hesitation, Dr. Langur made the call.\n\"Base to Unit Two. What's your ETA, over\", Dr. Wolf asked.\n\"Ten minutes. We're nearing Salem now with the petal to the floorboard, over\", came back with the sounds of the racing motor and siren.\n\"How did he get hit by a train anyway?, over\", Dr. Wolf asked.\n\"He and two other young dingo boys were playing daredevil with trains this morning\", the reply came back with that racing motor sound. \"He was only glanced by the train that hit him, but the train was running at a high rate of speed, over\".\n\"Great...What a Hell of a way for three dingo cubs to start a Saturday morning...over\", Dr. Wolf replied.\n\"Yea...I know...over\", came back with the sounds of the racing motor, siren and emergency vehicle horn.\nDr. Langur came back and told Dr. Wolf that Dr. Tavi Mongoose was on his way in and will be there as quick as he can.\n\"Is the makak ready to go to Detox?\", Dr. Wolf asked Dr. Jaya Langur.\n\"Yes he is, Clyde\", Jaya answered.\n\"Zander, take this patient to Detox\", Dr. Wolf ordered Zander.\nDr. Rat started in with, \"Heeeyy, I didn't go to eight years of med school to roll gurneys. I'm a doct.....\"\nDr. Wolf grabbed and tweaked Zander's ear in mid sentence as Zander sounded off, \"OOOO YEOW OUCH!\".\n\"You're not going to sass me, or sass anyone else at a time like this. Understand?\", Dr. wolf warned Dr. Rat, then let go of his ear.\nDr. Rat got the picture real quick and moved the makak to Detox as he was told to do.\nSeveral minutes later, the siren of the approaching ambulance could be heard getting louder as the ambulance got closer to the hospital, and the emergency room entry doors were kept in open position ready for the arrival of the ambulance. As the ambulance was whirled into position to back up to the the emergency room, the ambulance doors were already being opened. The ambulance paramedics came quickly running out with the gurney carrying the gravely injured dingo cub. Dr. Wolf and Dr. Langur ran up to the gurney and helped to whisk it where everything was in preparation. No time was wasted getting an IV in the patient to get blood back into him and to do everything they could to stop further loss of blood. Nurses quickly put monitor sensors, and an oxygen mask on him, and a catheter in him. As the two doctors and all available nurses were frantically trying to save the young dingo's life, one of the doctors who was working intensive care came down to render assistance.\nThen Dr. Zander Rat showed back up.\n\"Stay back, damn it\", Dr. Wolf growled at Zander as Zander returned from moving the makak to Detox.\nSo Zander stood back at a distance and watched, looking like a nit wit.\nDr. Mongoose soon arrived and joined the effort to save the cub's life as the other doctors filled him in as to what was was going on.\n\"What is an available doctor doing just watching?\", Dr. Mongoose asked as he was helping to repair some of the internal organ damage while others were setting broken bones.\n\"I sent him aside\", Dr, Wolf answered as he was doing everything he could to at least slow down the cub's loss of blood. \"I don't want Zander in the way\".\n\"I'm sure there's SOMETHING he can do\", Dr. Mongoose retorted. \"Even if it's just changing IV bags and cleaning up the blood, It doesn't take one of US to do THAT\".\nSo Dr. Rat was put to work helping in the effort, serving in the same capacity as a nurse trainee.\nDr. Wolf warned Zander, \"If you lay one paw on his genitalia, I'll kill you\".\nBut even then, Dr. Mongoose had to constantly get on Zander for his many screw ups.\nZander's bumbling finally got to the point when Dr. Mongoose told Zander, \"Just go to the doctor's lounge and fuck off, Zander! This cub's parents are on their way here now. And if he doesn't make it, I won't let it be because you killed him! Just go! Get out of here!\".\nSo Dr. Zander Rat went to the doctor's lounge as Dr. Mongoose had told him to do.\n\"At one point, the dingo's cub's heart had stopped, and in spite of having broken bones, a defibrillator had to be used to get his heart going again.\n\"Heavy price to pay for playing around with trains\", said Dr. Wolf.\nTwenty minutes into them working on the dingo cub, a Genet family came into the emergency room. The dad, accompanied by his wife and young adult son, was carrying their 6 year old son who was hurt and crying in pain. A doctor could not be spared, so Nurse Sheryl Fox was sent to assist Ernesto and Yuia Genet. Their 6 year old son, Sedric, had fallen out of a tree and broke a leg. As Nurse Fox directed the family to a treatment room, older son, Guelo Genet, looked in dismay at the young dingo, who's life everyone was trying to save. Geulo has witnessed his dad and uncles beat up other animals before, bad enough to put them in the hospital, but this was the first time in Guelo's life he had ever seen anyone that badly messed up.\nNo doctor was available to tend to Sedric right away, so Nurse Fox tried to reach Dr. Bear by phone to come in and set Sedric's broken leg. The family was asked to go to the waiting room while Sedric was sedated to ease his pain.\nWhen the Genet Family got to the waiting room, the Genet Family called some relatives and friends of the family, from a phone near the hallway, to tell them about their cub, Sedric, falling out of the tree and getting hurt.\nAmong the family friends they called are Zhang, Annika and Raphael Meerkat. Zhang's younger brother, Cheesah had graduated in the same high school class with Guelo Genet. In fact, that's how Cheesah became a bit on the wild side, hanging out with friends like Geulo Genet. Raphael Meerkat and Sedric Genet are also close friends, although Raphael, age 8, is two school grades ahead of Sedric, age 6. There are times Sedric and Raphael are as close as brothers.\nAnd like the meerkat friends of the family, Ernesto and Yuia Genet with their son Geulo was part of that exodus of refugees who left Angola in 2005. Like Raphael, Sedric was born after his family immigrated to India.\nGuelo was able reach Cheesah by phone and he told him about Sedric falling out of the tree. Guelo also told Cheesah about the dingo cub he saw in the emergency room.\n\"I've seen some really bad stuff my dad and uncles had done to others, but I NEVER saw anyone tore up that bad before\", Guelo told Cheesah. \"Mom and Dad and I are here in the waiting room\".\n\"So how are they coming along on our garoto mau Sedric?\" (...our bad boy Sedric?), Cheesah asked.\nThey can't get to Sedric now because everyone is working on the dingo\", Guelo answered. \"He's really messed up. He don't even look alive...Oh, by the way, it sounds like you are riding in a car\".\n\"I'm out cruising with Wasafa\", Cheesah replied.\n\"Put him on for me\", Guelo requested.\n\"I'll put it on speaker phone\", said Cheesah.\n\"Sound like Sedric, he hurt\", Wasafa Mongoose inquired in broken English.\n\"Sim. Sedric caiu de uma arvore e quebrou a perna\" (Yea. Sedric fell from a tree and broke his leg), Guelo affirmed to Wasafa in Portuguese, being that Wasafa Mongoose and his family are also from Angola.\n\"Heh heh. Ele ser um menino robusto\" (Heh heh. He's a rugged boy), Wasafa Mongoose replied.\n\"Sim, But the ground was tougher this time\", Guelo Genet added as a family of dingos came into the waiting room with some of their family members crying.\n\"Hey\", Guelo said in a low voice. \"The dingo cub I told you about\".\n\"Yea. What about\", Cheesah asked.\n\"I think his family just came into the waiting room. Some of them are crying\", Guelo told Cheesah and Wasafa.\nAs the conversation continued, Guelo Genet overheard the dingos mentioning about their cub being hit by a train.\n\"Hey\" Guelo again told Cheesah and Wasafa in a low voice\", I just found out that dingo cub was hit by a train\".\n\"We heard about that on the car radio not long ago\", Cheesah told Guelo.\n\"So he same cub dingo?\", Wasafa asked.\n\"Sim. From what I'm seeing, it is\", Guelo answered.\nGuelo's dad, Ernesto, told his son that the dingos may want to use the phone to call their family. Guelo was using the hospital's land line as cell phone use is not allowed in a hospital.\n\"These dingos will need to use the phone, I got to hang up now\", Guelo told his friends.\n\"Diga oi Sedric para mim\" (Tell Sedric hello for me), said Wasafa Mongoose.\n\"I will\", Guelo replied.\n\"We're hoping the best for Sedric\", Cheesah added.\nThen Wasafa bid, \"Falo com voce depois\"(Talk with you later).\n\nMeanwhile in the emergency room, the dingo cub's situation had escalated into a classic, hospital drama scenario.\nThe cub's heart had since stopped two more times. The bleeding had finally been bought under control. But it was now a struggle keeping his heart going, and there was still a lot damage to be repaired.\nWhile all this was going on, Zander got the wheels turning in his head that there were unprotected male patients the other doctors couldn't treat yet.\nThe heart monitor attached to the dingo cub again went flat line, \"deet.....deet.....deet.....deet..deet..deet.deet det det det.eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...\"\n\"WE'RE LOOSING HIM!\", Dr Mongoose called out.\nDr. Wolf rapidly applied conductive lube to the defibrillator paddles the quickly slapped them onto the cub's chest.\n\"HIT IT! HIT IT!\", Dr Wolf shouted.\n>THA-WOOMP< the dingo cub's body jolted up off the gurney, but the monitor still continued, \"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...\"\n\"AGAIN!\", Dr. Wolf shouted as he held the paddles on the cub's chest.\n>THA-WOOMP< again the cub jolting up off the gurney. Everyone knew they got a heart beat back when the monitor was again sounding, \"deet..deet..deet..deet..deet.deet\", and the cub, still in a coma, began hyperventilating.\nBecause of the drama unfolding around trying to keep the dingo cub alive, Zander milled around the emergency room unnoticed as he also checked the treatment rooms. Then Zander found 6 year old Sedric Genet who was sedated because of his broken leg.\n\"Oooooo. It's time to cut a dickieeee\", Zander said to him self as he got his circie clamp, from a stash location where he kept it in one of the treatment rooms.\nAgain the heart monitor went, \"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..\"\nWhile Zander heard the monitor going flat line again out in the main emergency room, he was busy sticking Sedric Genet's penis head up into the circ clamp bell.\n\"HIT IT!\", Dr. Wolf shouted.\nZander Rat could hear >THA-WHOOMP< the dingo cub jolt up off the gurney, then the monitor sounding, \"deet..deet..deet..deet..deet..deet..deet...\". Zander already had the clamp locked down and was cutting Sedric's penis sheath away.\n\"I wish there were more opportunities like this one. The ultimate distraction\", Zander said out loud as the heart monitor for the dingo cub's body again sounded off, \"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...\"\n\"WE'RE LOOSING HIM AGAIN!\", Dr. Mongoose called out as Zander Rat came strolling out of the treatment room, unnoticed, with his clap in one paw, and Sedric Genet's penis sheath in the other paw.\n\"HIT IT\", Dr. Wolf shouted, followed by >THA-WHOOMP< and the cub's body jolting upward, and the monitor still sounding, \"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...\"\n\"HIT IT!\", Dr. Wolf again shouted. >THA-WHOOMP< The dingo cub jolts upward. The monitor still sounding, \"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...\" Zander strolls past a trash can and drops Sedric Genet's penis sheath into the trash.\nStill it was \"HIT IT AGAIN!\", >THA-WHOOMP<, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...\n\"AGAIN\", >THA-WHOOM<, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...\"\nAs Dr. Jaya Langur was saying to the dingo cub, \"Don't leave us now, babe. Don't leave us now.\", Dr. Zander Iscelberg Rat MD retreated back to the doctor's lounge, perfectly smug with what he had just done.\nAs a last resort, Dr. Langur got up on the gurney, straddled over the cub and began chest compressions as Dr. Clyde Wolf performed mouth to mouth resuscitation on him. Dr. Mongoose gave the cub an Adrenaline injection into a vein near the cub's heart, in hopes if his heart can beat some more, the injection might get circulated there. The monitor still continued, \"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...\"\nThere comes a point when a heart has stopped for so long a time, the brain has died. After 52 minutes of doctors and nurses frantically working on him, 7 of those minutes that his heart had stopped for the last time, there was nothing more that could be done for the dingo cub.\nDr. Wolf reached up and turned off the monitor eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee>CLICK<. It was over for the dingo cub. It was decided that Dr. Jaya Langur should be the one to go to the waiting room and break the bad news to the Dingo Family.\nIt was at that time Dr. Bear arrived to the hospital. He had just a short while ago got the voice mail Dr. Langur left him before the cub arrived.\n\"Jaya left me a message there's a dingo cub here who was hit by a train\", Dr. Bear mentioned.\n\"We just lost him a few minutes ago\", Dr. Mongoose replied.\n\"I'm sorry to hear that\", said Dr. Bear.\n\"You feel up to setting a Genet cub's broken leg?\", Dr. Mongoose asked Dr. Bear. \"We're worn out from working with that dingo cub. And Dr. Wolf is tending to a Civet who came in here with a drug overdose twenty minutes ago.\"\n\"Sure. Just show me where he is\", Dr. Bear agreed.\n\"Over in room three. We sedated him because we couldn't get to him right away\", said Dr. Mongoose.\nDr. Wolf came back and informed Dr. Mongoose, \"I'm having that civet with the overdose moved to intensive care and to get his stomach pumped. He's really strung out on Oxycontin, and he's in no condition to go home today. And by the way, I had a little talk with him. He didn't get those drugs off the street\".\n\"A doctor in town must be prescribing it upon request\", Dr. Mongoose speculated. \"I turn THOSE kind of doctors in when I find out about them\".\n\"Well brace yourself for THIS one, Tavi. It's Zander”, said Dr. Wolf. \"The patient told me he gets all the Oxycontin from Zander he wants. All he has to do is ask, and Zander writes the prescription\".\n\"So Zander is running a 'pill mill' out of his doctor's office,\" Dr. Mongoose replied as Dr. Wolf affirmed with a nod. \"When Administration opens Monday, I'm going to see Jishnu Panda and file another report on him\". \nThen Dr. Wolf added, \"He's also got that board hearing he's already due to go up before about that escapade he pulled a few days ago\". \n\"That one's the LEAST of Zander's concerns now\", Dr. Mongoose mentioned. \"For THIS one, Zander will be looking at crimnal charges\".\n“We might be finally rid of him for good”, Dr. Wolf anticipated.\n“I've been trying to make that happen for a long time. You can rest assured on that”, Dr. Mongoose added.\n\"Hey! Why is this Genet cub circumcised?\", Dr. Bear asked as he came back out of room three, and looking over the treatment consent form.\n\"ZANDER!\", Dr. Wolf exclaimed.\n\"Who else?\", Dr. Mongoose replied.\n\"I'm looking at an item on this consent form. His family made a request not to circumcise him\", Dr. Bear added.\n\"He had to have done that while we were trying to save that dingo cub's life\", said Dr. Wolf.\n\"You know that's what he did\", said Dr. Mongoose as he took the request form from Dr. Bear. \"Using a dying cub as a decoy. That really stinks on ice... On Monday, THAT incident is ALSO going to be on the report\".\nThen Dr. Mongoose told Dr. Bear, \"Well, Dr. Bear. Just go back in and set the cub's leg. That's all you can do about it now\".\nDr. Rat couldn't be found anywhere either. It was speculated that Dr. Rat had probably slipped out for home for the day... Or as some would like to put it, “slithered” out for home. \nAfter Sedric Genet's leg was set, Dr. Mongoose had the unpleasant task of trying to explain to Sedric's parents, Ernesto and Yuia, in the presents of Sedric's older brother Guelo, as well as to other family members who were also present, how it came to pass that one of the doctors pulled off an unwanted circumcision on their 6 year old cub...who was there only to have a broken leg mended.\nErnesto and Yuia, as well as their older son Geulo, along with two uncles, an aunt and two cousins who were also there, were about ready to kill someone over it, which didn't make Dr. Tavi Mongoose's job of speaking with the family any easier.\nAt one point, one of the Genet uncles who was there got up in Dr. Mongoose's face with, \"And you wonder why some animals have no respect for you doctors?!\"\n\"You can get out of my face with that right now\", Dr. Mongoose warned Sedric's uncle, in spite of knowing the genet could have easily hurt him.\nFortunately, Dr. Clyde Wolf had come into the waiting room to give his condolences to the dingo cub's family.\n\"We had nothing to do with that\", Dr. Wolf exclaimed as he made Sedric's uncle back down.\nSedric's uncle wasn't about to tangle with a wolf, so he calmed down.\n\"Then who was it who ran a knife around our son's dick?!\", Sedric's dad Ernesto Genet demanded.\n\"I'm not authorized to disclose that information\", Dr. Mongoose insisted.\n\"You would if you had any fortitude about you!\", Sedric's mom Yuia retorted. \nAbout this time, Dr. Wolf decided he wasn't about to let his fellow doctors take the heat for what Zander had done.\n\"Dr. Zander Iscelberg Rat\", Dr. Wolf called out as Dr. Mongoose gave him a sudden look. \"HE'S the one who circumcised your son\".\n\"Well, I don't blame you for telling them, although that is against hospital policy\", Dr. Mongoose said to Dr. Wolf.\n\"I'm not letting others take the heat for Zander's actions\", Dr. Wolf affirmed.\n\"Fair enough\", Dr. Mongoose agreed.\nThen Dr. Mongoose told the Genet Family, \"What ever quarrel you have between Dr. Rat and yourselves, I don't want to know about it\".\n\"Nor do I\", Dr. Wolf added. \n\"Fair enough to us also\", Ernesto Genet agreed.\nWhen younger bro Sedric came out from the anesthesia, the family, upon entering the recovery room to see Sedric, witnessed how devastated he was over discovering what had been done to his little personal part...And to think it was only because of a broken leg Sedric had to go to the hospital for.\nAfter the drama between doctors and family had passed, and as Yuia was consoling her son Sedric about his pee-wee having it's sheath gone, Geulo immediately went out to his dad's car to get his cell phone and he called his friend, Cheesah Meerkat.\n\"Ola menina doce\" Cheesah answered the phone, laying on a slow, sexy tone.\n\"It's me, Cheesah... Guelo\", Guelo replied.\n\"Oh oh oh. Hi, Guelo. I thought Janeeza was calling me\", said Cheesah. \"You sound like something is wrong. Is Sedric doing OK?\"\n\"Nao\", Guelo answered. \"Uma cabeca de merda circuncidada Sedric\".\n\"O QUE! CIRCUNCISAO! SEDRIC! POR QUE!\", Wasafa Mongoose retorted.\n\"DAMN!\", said Cheesah. \"Guelo...Era um rato?\"\n\"Eles disseram que era\" (They said it was), Guelo answered.\n\"Um rato marrom? Big eye brows?\", Cheesah asked Guelo about the rat.\n\"Eu nao sei. Eu nao visto o rato.\" (I not know. I not see the rat.), Guelo answered.\n\"Guelo. What they do to you bro cub. It fucked up\", Wasafa Mongoose said, speaking his English broken.\n\"Talvez ele seja o rato que tentou circuncidar Raphael em November\", said Cheesah.\n\"You mean the rato you battered before last Christmas?\", Guelo asked. \"Who tried to circuncidar your nephew?\".\n\"Sim\", Cheesah answered.\n\"O filho da puta vai morrer\" (The son of a bitch is going to die), said Wasafa. \"O rato vai morrer. Ele vai morrer. Ele vai morrer por isso\" (The rat will die. He will die. He will die for this).\nBesides Wasafa Mongoose being a close friend of Geulo Genet's family, Wasafa is an alumni of an Angolan street gang in Salem, India. He was an active member as a teenager. And Wasafa has NO place in his heart for those who hurt cubs. \n\"Cheesah, Wasafa, come over and see me at my mom and dad's house this night\", said Guelo Genet. \"After what that rato did to my cub bro, he's goin' down\".\n\"We're with you, Guelo. On the same page\", Cheesah Meerkat assured him...\"By the way, Guelo\", Did that dingo cub ever make it\".\n\"Nao. He died\", said Guelo. “His family took it really hard too”.\n\"I'm sorry to hear that\", Cheesah replied.\n\"Dingo he in better place now\", said Wasafa. “Now he stand before maker, he get he rewards”.\n\"We will see you\", Said Cheesah.\n\"Vejo te esta noite\" (See you this night), said Wasafa Mongoose.\n \nUnbeknown to Dr. Zander Iscelberg Rat, the Genet cub whom he pulled his circumcision fetish crap on is from one of those kind of families that you - just - do - not - fuck around with. \nMany of the Genet Family's members had been in jail more than once, and most have felony records and a history of violence. \nErnesto Genet, who is Sedric and Geulo's dad, had done jail time before for almost beating someone to death with an axe handle. \nAlmost all the family members are quick to get into a fight with anyone who they don't like, usually resulting in landing someone up in a hospital.\nMany of the males of the family, including some females, had played with homemade explosives and illegal fireworks during their youth.\nTwo of the uncles went fishing once by lighting and throwing stolen dynamite into the water to stun the fish.\nThere was one night in the coastal town of Chennai, that one of the cousins had chased someone out of a tavern and down a back alley with a pistol, which required a 'prohibited bore' license in India...a license the cousin did not have for that gun. Back at that time, one of the uncles kept the pistol for the cousin until they were sure law officers would not show up to find it.\nTwo other cousins are members of a motorcycle gang, and another cousin is a member of the Angolan street gang Wasafa Mongoose is an alumni of. \nAnd there was a time Geulo had to be pulled off of some smart ass jerk he was beating up, otherwise Geulo would have killed him.\nAnd not to mention that the family has some wild friends who can get pretty rough...among of whom are Cheesah Meerkat who is almost as crazy as Geulo Genet, and Wasafa Mongoose who is an alumni member of a dangerous, Angolan street gang and still hangs out with a few heavies, and Tahiry Fossa who has had some scrapes with the law himself. And as if Dr. Zander Rat wasn't playing with enough fire as it was, most of the Genet Family and friends possess martial arts skills to some degree or other. \nSedric Genet's family definitely has a reputation of being a rough and wild family you don't mess with.\nDuring all the years of Dr. Rat performing unwanted circumcisions during his medical career, Dr. Rat finally picked on the wrong family to act out his perverted fetish on a member of. Dr. Rat REALLY screwed up this time, but didn't know it yet.\n \n[hugethumb]1184811[/hugethumb]\nPrelude to the Storm of Wrath \n \nIt was the Monday before Valentines Day 2014, and various anthro-animals had had some matters to tend to that day. This was a day Dr. Tavi Mongoose would be at his office. Dr. Mongoose had his receptionist, Fay Linsang, contact some of his patients to move their appointments for that morning to a later time...That was because there was a matter of going to the administration office at the hospital that morning to file the report about Zander's actions on Saturday. And when Tavi reported the information that Dr. Wolf passed on to him from that Oxycontin addict he treated Saturday, the hospital administration immediately passed that information on to law enforcement. Dr, Mongoose actually witnessed the phone call being made by Jishnu Panda to authorities about Dr. Zander Rat and his \"pill mill\" operation. The administration staff members thanked Tavi Mongoose for coming forward with that information, and said that over the next several weeks, law enforcement would most likely have informants making appointments to see Dr. Zander Rat, posing as drug addicts and street vendors. Tavi was asked not to discuss it with anyone until an arrest has been made.\nAs for a family of dingos, they had funeral arrangements to make for their loved one they lost two days ago.\nThings had taken a turn for the worse for the Genet family that morning. The circumcision that Dr. Zander Rat took upon himself to do to Sedric Genet two days earlier had become badly infected. Ernesto and Yuia Genet had to take Sedric back to the hospital where he was seen in the emergency room by Dr. Bear, the doctor who mended his broken leg. Sedric freaked out really bad when Dr. Bear advised the family of the risk that the infection could cost Sedric Genet his entire penis. Sedric had to be admitted into the hospital for series of treatments to fight the infection in an attempt of preventing him from becoming genderless.\nGuelo Genet, Cheesah Meerkat, Wasafa Mongoose, Miguel Kinkajou who is another one of Cheesah's high school ilumnis, and a few other friends, didn't quite have the same idea in mind about dealing with Zander Rat as Tavi Mongoose did. Habbar Fossa said they could count him in too if he wasn't out at sea with his dad. When Cheesah called Habbar Saturday evening, the Star of Antananarivo was still close enough to land for a cell phone tower signal to reach. However, Habbar did say that they were returning from delivering a sugar cane shipment from South America to Italy, and they should be docking into Karakil in about two days. \nHe did tell them, \"If you haven't got that creep by then, look me up\".\nEven Cheesah's \"very intimate\" female friend, Janeeza Meerkat, said she would like to help in any way she could, And Janeeza now refers to Zander Rat as \"The Creepy Cretin\". \nThe storm clouds were beginning to gather and it had nothing to do with the weather.\n\nThat Monday started for Zander with his daily routine of \"putting his face together\" in the bathroom mirror. \nZander didn't have a shift at the hospital that day, but wanted to be sure to be at his office early. He had a several of his drug addict steadies scheduled for that morning, and two of them were wealthy and paid good money to have Zander \"hook them up\". Zander, had it going on for over 20 years of greet the \"so called' patient, write up the prescription for what they ask for and for the amount they request, then get paid...Greet, write, get paid - Greet, write, get paid - Greet, write, get paid - Greet, write, get paid - Greet, write, get paid. Eeeeeaaazzzzzzy money. There was also one of the out of town street vendors who had an appointment that morning. Zander definitely did not want to loose a street vendor as a client. Business from out of town street vendors have always been the BIG money. \nFor the street vendors, Zander would write out multiple prescriptions that bore the names on multiple phoney IDs presented by the those vendors...or so called patients. The vendors would then stop at different pharmacies in Salem, pharmacies along their trip back home, and pharmacies in their home town, to have the prescriptions filled so no one pharmacy would wise on to it.\nIt was getting old having to ride the bus with both cars in the shop though. Zander couldn't fit in a stop at his favorite cafe with the bus schedule, and Zander didn't keep much at the house to fix a descent meal with either because he was accustom to always eating out. So Zander went through the morning without having something to eat.\nBy 1:17 pm, Dr. Zander Rat had written his prescription for his last client for the day. Of the many so called \"patients\" Dr. Zander Rat had that day, only one was a legit patient. At 10:05 am, a mother otter took her son in to get treatment and medication for a cold. When Dr. Rat tried to talk the mother otter into getting her son circumcised, she and her son left to go seek a different doctor.\nThere were no more appointments for the rest of that day, so shortly before 2:00 pm, Zander offered Nurse Janie Squirrel fifty rupees to drive him to the restoration shop where his cars are.\n\"Oh wow, Doctor! For THAT much money I'll drive you to Karakil and back\", Nurse Squirrel said with that lit up with happiness expression.\n\"No\", said Zander. \"I just want to see them at the shop about one of my cars.\".\nAs Dr. Zander Rat and Nurse Squirrel stepped out, Zander left instructions with Zalla Gerbil to set appoints for anyone else who comes in, and that he will be gone for the rest of the day.\nOnce Janie Squirrel got Zander Rat to the automotive shop, Janie asked, \"Zander, should I wait?\", as Zander pawed her the fifty rupees he promised her.\n\"I'll catch a bus home\", Zander answered. \"I might be talking a while here with someone about one of my cars. I'll see you at the office \".\n\"Oh..Te he..Yer sure?\", Janie Squirrel replied with a cute little wave as Zander picked up on her body language and noticed the scent of some of her sexual discharge that smelled like peanuts, which is typical of rodents.\n\"Oh...This is not what you're thinking, Janie\", Zander informed Janie. \"The purpose of this ride was to get me here to inquire about one of my cars...That's all. I'll see you at the office tomorrow morning\".\n\"Oh well uh eh-hem...See you at the office tomorrow...ur...morning\", Jamie squirrel replied feeling embarrassed that she had assumed Zander was asking her out on a date..which she realized differently at that point .\nAs Jamie was leaving to return to the office, Zander went over to speak with Jangar Panda.\nJangar opened up the conversation with\", Woah, Zander, who's the nice looking squirrel?\"\n\"Oh, she's the nurse who works for me\", Zander answered.\n\"Sammy Fox, who got a good look at Jamie, said, \"I might have to set a doctor's appointment. I think I might be coming down with something\", as everyone laughed.\n\"I could do with giving her a probing\", said Rudy Mongoose, a yellow mongoose who ran errands and did clean up and maintenance for the shop.\n\"Well, Rudy, you do know on them, that pussy smells like peanuts\", said Jangar.\nThen Howard Lemur added, \"Being you mongooses smell like pop corn, if you and her got together, it'd be like Cracker Jacks\", as a 2nd round of laughter broke out.\n\"So, I like Cracker Jacks\", Rudy laughed.\nAfter the laughter subsided, Zander mentioned, \"OK. Seriously. This is about the Viper. Is there any way you all can have it could be ready sooner? Having to take a bus everywhere I go just doesn't cut it\".\n\"Well, there are other customers ahead of you\", Zander\", Jangar replied.\nZander went into issues like how he doesn't have time to have breakfast at his favorite cafe each morning because that wouldn't coincide with the bus schedule. And how he can't simply hop in the car and go at the moment he feels like it. And how he misses driving his fast cars.\nAfter some haggling, Jangar Panda finally offered Zander, \"Tell you what I'll do. I have a collision repair to begin on a car tomorrow. Let me call the customer and find out if he's OK with me starting on his car a couple of days later. If he's good with that, I can have your car ready by Wednesday late in the morning. But I do want a little payment for doing it\".\n\"How much payment?\", Zander asked.\n\"How does five hundred rupees sound?\", Jangar asked.\nZander, thinking of all that loan money he has, told Jangar, \"Deal. I'll do it\"\nSo Jangar called the customer and gave him the alibi that it would take more time to get a needed part. The customer accepted the alibi, and Zander pawed 500 rupees over to Jangar, thus Zander's Viper was bumped up to being next in line. \nThat left Zander Rat with only six more rides on a bus, being without either car: \nThe next one being to go home from the automotive shop that afternoon. \nThe 2nd bus ride would be the Tuesday morning ride to his office the following morning. \nThe 3rd bus ride would be later that Tuesday morning to the hospital for emergency room shift. \nThe 4th bus ride would be the ride home from the hospital Tuesday evening.\n The 5th bus ride would be from home to the bank, very early Wednesday morning to make an ATM withdraw for 1,000 rupees for the insurance deductible on the repair bill on the Viper. \nAnd the 6th bus ride would be from the bank to the automotive shop to....TAH-DAHHHH!...GET HIS CAR BACK OUT OF THE SHOP!...but that was still two days away yet. This is still Monday afternoon.\n\nIt was now Tuesday morning, and conditions had improved for Sedric Genet with the infection from the circumcision Dr.Rat had done to him. The infection was caught just in time before it would have gone too far to save Sedric Genet's already curcumcised penis, and Dr. Bear had mentioned that Sedric could be released from the hospital the next day, which would be Thursday, with an antibiotic prescription and a follow up appointment. Sedric Genet, as well as his family, were so relieved to know the worst of the crisis was over and Sedric will still be able to remain a male.\nLate in the morning, Sedric's dad Ernesto and older brother Guelo, during a hospital visit to see Sedric, had overheard Dr. Zander Rat make a smart aleck crack to a nurse about the situation he caused on Sedric.\nDr. Rat was in a hallway, and didn't know that Sedric's room was nearby, and that the genets could hear him. \nDr. Rat's remark to the nurse, followed by his dorkey laughter, was, \"If the Genet cub looses his little tweedle-dee-dee, we can always make him into a little female and rename him Sedrica...He'll never know the difference. HUR HUR HUR!\"\n\"I don't care to hear it\", the nurse replied to Zander.\nZander then returned a reply, \"Heeeyyy, If the little brat becomes Sedrica, he'll...I mean she'll HUR HUR HUR, would look adorable with flowers in her hair HUR HUR\".\nFinally, the nurse told Dr. Rat, \"Yea, what ever. I got something to tend to\", then walked away.\nAfter the nurse had gotten down the hallway, Dr. Rat loudly called to her, \"You don't think that would be cute?...I think it would...Maybe a hair bow HUR HUR - HUR - HUR HUR HUR - HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR\".\nErnesto, Geulo and Sedric heard every word Dr. Zander Rat had uttered out in that hallway. As Sedric began crying over hearing Dr. Rat's remarks and what Dr. Rat had already done to him, Sedric's dad and older brother wanted so badly to kill Dr. Rat right on the spot. \nThis was Sedric's first real life experience about how callous and cold hearted someone could be. \nNews of the remarks Dr. Zander Rat made about Sedric Genet got around to the rest of the family and friends really quick, which kindled even more of the family's wrathful anger against Dr. Rat.\nAmong the many bad things the family had to say about Dr. Zander Iscelberg Rat, one of Sedric's aunts commented, \"It takes a disgusting piece of shit to cause this to a cub, then say the things he said about it\".\n \nCome Wednesday Morning Zander was overwhelmed with anticipation when he got up. \nOf course, Zander had long forgotten about the smart ass remarks he had made, only a day before, that he had hurt Sedric Genet's feelings with. That wasn't important to Zander anyway. That was yesterday. What was important to Zander was...This was the morning he was told his Dodge Viper would be ready to pick up from the shop. Of course there was that \"pain in the ass\" daily routine of \"assembling his face\" in the bathroom mirror, which he will always cuss Cheesah Meerkat for. \nZander left the house singing, \"I'm gonna get my car back! I'm gonna get my car back! goodie goodie goodie!\".\nThe neighbors looked at him like he was nuts. A cranky, old neighbor llama, who never did like Zander, was out watering his front lawn and sang back to Zander, \"You really need a straight jacket! You really need a straight jacket! goodie goodie goodie!.......Dumb ass\". \nZander caught an early bus to the bank that got him there well before the bank opened. When Zander got to the bank, an unexpected delay awaited him. There was a paper \"out of order\" sign on the ATM machine. Zander noticed a fast food place across the street from the bank, so he got something for breakfast there and sipped on some coffee while he waited for the bank to open. Finally, the bank opened and Zander Rat leaped up from his table and ran back across the street, almost getting hit by a badger on a motorcycle, and made his way to the bank. Of course, as luck would have it, there was only one teller window open, and an elderly female lynx was the only one ahead of him in line. She had 548 rupees she wanted to deposit into her account, and it was all in change, most of it pasies (Indian equivalent to U.S. pennies), in a paper bag placed in one of those fold up baskets that are pushed around on wheels.\n\"I want to be sure I count this out carefully\", the old Lynx explained to the teller. \"I don't want to count myself short, you know\".\n\"Well, I'm sure this gentle-rat wouldn't mind waiting\", the bank teller, a female Afghan hound said to her, assuming that Zander Rat was in no hurry. \"Just take your time, Esmeralda\".\n\"And I sure don't want to count it higher than what it actually is\", Esmeralda Lynx contunued.\n\"Oh, we wouldn't want that\", replied the teller.\nAbout that time, Zander was singing under his breath the old, \"Hum de dum dum dum\".\nEsmeralda Lynx explained how she would never want a rupee that wasn't rightfully hers, and at the same time, she doesn't like coming up short on her money either, before she even began counting the 548 rupees of change she wanted to deposit.\nAbout 45 minutes later, and with seven customers who had recently came in behind Zander, Esmeralda Lynx had only 21 more rupees worth of change to count when Zander let out with a loud, \"EH-HEM!\"\n\"Zanderrrrrr!\", the teller retorted as she looked past the lynx at Zander. \"That was extremely rude of you! Now you owe Esmeralda an apology\".\n\"OK. Yea yea yea. Sorry. can we get this over with?\", Zander retorted.\n\"I hardly call that an apology, young rat\", the lynx informed Zander.\n“She's right. Why can't you behave like a civilized animal?”, the bank teller added as the rest of the animals in line began to murmur bad comments about Zander.\nZander, who had by now felt embarrassed, paused for a few seconds, then said in a bashful tone, “I'm sorry”, which was music to the ears of Esmeralda Lynx. To Esmeralda, it was like the Angels began singing. \nEsmeralda then gave Zander a five minute lecture about having good manners, which further held up the line while she spoke her peace. After Esmeralda Lynx finished with giving Zander a brief crash course in good manners, she then focused her attention back on counting her money. \n“Oh dear!”, Esmeralda exclaimed.\n“What is it, Esmeralda?”, the bank teller asked her.\n“Because of that rude Rat, I lost count.”, Esmeralda answered. “Now I'll have to start aaaall over again”.\n“As the lynx began re-counting her money, the teller looked at Zander and said in a hush tone, “Shame on you!”.\nA few minutes later, a bank employee stepped up behind another window. Zander dashed over to it only to hear the employee say, “This window is not open”. \nZander had now lost his place in line and had to go back to the end of the line.\nA few minutes later, another teller stepped up behind that other window. \n“Oh no. I'm not falling for THAT again”, Zander said as the other animals went over to the other window. \nThat's when Zander found out they did open the other window this time.\n“Ooooooph”, Zander let out in frustration.\n“Zander! If you cause Esmeralda to loose count again, I'll come out from behind this counter and slap you down in front of everyone in this bank\".\n“Joyce. I guess what I said to him went in one ear and out the other”, Esmeralda said as everyone looked at Zander making a fool of himself. \nA young, very attractive, female meerkat who had recently stepped in line behind Zander, immediately stepped away and took a seat in the lobby.\nAs she was opening a flip phone that hung on a charm necklace she was wearing, a jovial looking, stocky built Great Pyrenees asked the meerkat, “May we assist you with a loan or any of your banking needs today, ma'am?”.\n“No. I'm fine, thank you”, she answered then began dialing a number.\n“Just let me know if you need anything”, he relpied as he stepped back to his office cubical.\n“Ola, Cheesah. Isto seja Janeeza”, the meerkat said on the phone, avoiding using English so there is no risk of the rat overhearing the conversation. \n\"Janeeza, minha menina. Voce parece animado\" (Janeeza my girl. You seem excited), Cheesah aswered the phone.\n\"Cheesah, ouve\", replied Janeeza. \"Estou no banco. Eu encontrei o assustador cretino\" (Cheesah, listen. I'm at the bank. I found the creepy cretin - scarey dick - creepy asshole).\n\"You mean Zander Rato?! Tem certeza?!\" (You are sure?), Cheesah exclaimed back over the phone.\n\"Sim. Ele esta aqui\", Janeeza assured Cheesah. \"Um empregado dirigiu seu nome\" (yes. He is here. An employee directed his name).\n\"Follow him and keep me informed. Me and some of the boys will be there\", said Cheesah.\n\"Lembre?\", Janeeza replied. \"Eu rodou de onibus. Eu nao posso dirigir atras dele\" (Remember? I rode by bus. I can't drive after him.).\n\"OK...If he leaves before we get there, write down his auto tag number. Watch him go away as far as you can see him go\", Cheesah instructed.\n\"Ha um gato velho na frente dele\", Janeeza informed Cheesah. \"Ela esta tomando muito tempo aqui\" (There is an old cat ahead of him. She is taking a lot of time here).\n\"Well, let me know what happens\", Cheesah replied.\n\"Vou mante voce informado. Eu te amo\" (I'll keep you informed. I love you.), said Janeeza.\n\"Amo te\", Cheesah replied.\nAfter Janeeza and Cheesah finished their conversation, Janeeza sat in the lobby, waiting for Zander Rat to make his next move. The business she had to conduct at the bank could wait another day.\n\"Esmeralda Lynx continued to slowly and gingerly count her money as Janeeza Meerkat noticed Zander Rat acting up like a fool standing behind Esmeralda. It was becoming very clear to Janeeza that she had chosen the right nick name to refer to Zander by...\"Cretino assustrador\", which is \"creepy cretin\" among other things.\nAnother 30 minutes went by before Esmeralda had finished counting her money, and then the deposit transaction was completed. \n\"Oh goody. Aaaaaaaaaat last\", Zander said as the teller gave Zander a dirty look.\nBut Zander had another unexpected wait. Esmeralda Lynx had known Joyce Afghan Hound for years. So Esmeralda couldn't resist telling Joyce about how the kits and grandkits were getting along. Joyce even told Esmeralda the latest about her pups.\n\"OOOOOOOHHHH COMMMMMMME OOOOOONNNNN!\", Zander retorted, followed by the teller pointing a finger straight at him, giving him a cold stare and telling him, \"Shut it\".\nBefore Esmeralda left, she took some more time to give Joyce the recipe to the home made pineapple pie her grandmother use to make.\nThen it was Zander's turn at the teller window.\n\"Now did all your tomfoolery get you helped any sooner?...How may I help you?\", Joyce Hound asked Zander.\nZander requested 1,000 rupees from his account, and the transaction was made.\nZander was so agitated by Esmeralda Lynx, when Zander left the teller window, he walked across the lobby floor stomping his feet down with the soles of his feet making loud slapping sounds against the floor as he walked.\nThe other animals in the bank looked at Zander like he should have been mentally tested or something.\nThat was when Janeeza got up, picked up one of those give away pens and a discarded receipt to write a tag number on, then followed Zander Rat, but keeping a distance so Zander wouldn't detect he was being followed.\nAs Janeeza began to follow Zander across the parking lot, she opened her flip phone off her charm necklace and made another call to Cheesah.\n\"Ola\", Cheesah aswered as Janeeza could hear a car motor in the background. \n\"Ele esta saindo o banco\" (He is leaving the bank), Janeeza told Cheesah.\n\"Be sure to get his tag number\", said Cheesah.\n\"OK\", Janeeza replied.\nThen there was a short pause of silence as Janeeza continued to follow Zander Rat at a distance.\nThen Janeeza said, \"Ele esta caminhando em direcao a rua. Nao para um carro\" (He is walking in direction to the street. Not to a car.)\n\"Perhaps he parked his car on the other side of the street\", Cheesah pondered.\nThen Zander broke out into a run toward the street.\n\"Ele esta sendo executado!\" (He's running!), Janeeza exclaimed to Cheesah.\n\"Did he see you?!\", Cheesah asked.\n\"Nao tenho certeza!\" (I'm not sure), Janeeza answered.\n\"HEEEEYYYY!\", Zander hollered and screamed out as he failed to get a bus driver's attention because Zander was still too far away from the street. \"CAN'T YOU FUCKIN' SEE ME OR WHAT?! STOP, MOTHER FUCKER?!\"\n\"Ele esta gritando no um machimbombo!\" (He's screaming at a bus!), Janeeza then added.\n\"Is everything OK?!\", Cheesah asked.\n\"MOTHER FUCKIN' SHIT ANYWAY! I'M NOT INVISIBLE!\", Zander continued screaming at the passing bus, then taking a seat at the nearby bus stop.\n\"Ele perdeu um machimbombo. Foi isso que aconteceu\" (He missed a bus. That's what happened), Janeeza replied. \"Ele esperando por um machombombo\" (He is waiting for a bus.)\nThen Janeeza heard Wasafa Mongoose's voice, \"Doctor ride on bus! Ha ha ha! Nao e um medico muito rico!\" (Not a very rich doctor).\n\"Voce esta com Wasafa?\" (You're with Wasafa?) , Janeeza asked.\n\"Sim. Habbar is with us too\", Cheesah aswered.\n\"Habbar estava no navio no mar com Yannis\" (Habbar was on the ship at sea with Yannis) , Janeeza replied.\n\"They pulled into port last night\", said Cheesah.\n\"Dad and I got to the house real late last night\", Habbar added.\n\"Esta no viva voz?\" (Is it on speaker phone?), Janeeza asked.\n\"Sim\", Cheesah answered, then continued, \"Janeeza, we're almost there. If that rato is staying put, just come back away from him\".\n\"Yea, he might have fleas\", Habbar added as everyone laughed including Janeeza.\nCheesah and Janeeza hung up their phones as Wasafa Mongooses's car, a 1989 Hindustan Contessa, customized like a low rider, came rolling into the parking lot.\n\nThe link shows a pic of the car at the beach.\nhttp://moyomongoose.deviantart.com/art/Wasafa-Mongoose-s-Car-492370292\n\nWasafa used an entrance on the far end away from where Zander was sitting at the bus stop.\nAs Wasafa, Cheesah and Habbar pulled up to meet Janeeza, she told the boys, \"He's on that bus stop bench\".\n\"You should get in so he doesn't see you\", Cheesah said to Janeeza.\nAs Janeeza got in to the car, she said to Habbar Fossa, \"Hi Habbar, Happy to have you back\".\n\"Thank you\", Habbar replied, \"Glad to be back. Evryone told me what was done to Sedric...That's really messed up\".\n\"More so messed up because of that infection almost took it ALL from him, \"Cheesah added.\n\"And those horrible remarks Sedric's dad said Dr. Rat made about it. That's really sick\", said Janeeza, \"Especially coming from the one who caused it\".\n\"I'd know for sure it's him if I could see him from the front\", said Cheesah.\n\"So what we do?\", Wasafa asked, being the driver of the car.\n\"It's only a matter of time before he boards a bus\", said Cheesah. \"When he does, follow the bus to where he get's off\".\nAs the four animal youths sat in the car, they watched Zander sitting on the bench, flying his paws around in sporadic motions, cussing and mimicking those who he blamed for him missing the bus.\n\"Ele e louco. He nut job\", Wasafa Mongoose said as he sat behind the wheel of his car and gazed at Zander like he was watching a freak show.\n\"A loose cannon like him is going to hurt someone some day\", said Habbar.\n\"He already has. Sedric. Remember?\", Cheesah replied as they watched Zander fly his paws around in circles and rock his head side to side mimicking the other animals in the bank.\n\"Such a creep\", said Janeeza.\nZander cocked his head side to side, as he would mimic things like, \"Oooooo! I wanna make sure I count my monieeeeeeee right. Oooooo! Let me tell you about my shittie kitties. And my grand shittie kittieeeees. OH! OH! OH! Ieeeeeee loooooosssst couuuuuunnnnt. I hafta start oooovvvvveerrrrr. SHIT! DAMN IT TO SHIT! Want the recipe to my grandmommy's pinapple pie? Pinap-ap-ap-ap-ap-apple pieeeeeeee? MADE ME MISS THE FUCKEN' BUUUUUSSSSSS!\"\n\"They haul stuff like HIM away in strait jackets\", Habbar said as everyone in the car chuckled.\nAt one point, Zander sat on the bus stop bench, whirling his paws around in a fashion where it looked like he was giving sign language.\n\"It's scarey to think that someone like him is a doctor\", Janeeza added.\n\"What he do? Sit on tack?\" Wasafa asked right after Zander sprung to his feet.\n\"I doubt HE even knows he's doing it\", said Habbar.\n\"There's why\", Cheesah said as he pointed to an approaching bus that was slowing down for a stop.\nAfter the bus stopped, Zander got aboard. Then Wasafa cranked up his car, and as the bus pulled away, they pulled out onto the street and began to follow it. Following the bus meant stopping everywhere the bus made a stop, waiting to find out where Zander Rat gets off at. But everyone had plenty of time. For Habbar Fossa it was a few weeks before the Star of Antananarivo was scheduled for another run. Wasafa Mongoose worked out of temporary labor agencies and can take a day off from work when he wants. Cheesah Meerkat, who was now staying with his older brother Zhang, sister in law Annika and nephew Raphael in Yercaud, had a few hours yet before he had to be at work at the rail yard. He worked an afternoon shift. And Janeeza wasn't working. As long as things continued well between her and Cheesah, she'll never have to work.\nAboard the bus, Zander Rat had the other passengers giving him strange looks as he continued waving his paws about and rambling on about Esmeralda Lynx.\n“Want the recipe to my grandmommieeee's pineappley piiieeeeee?”, Zander continued to mimic her out loud. “How 'bout a pineapple pie in your FACE, bitch?...SHIT anyway. She made me miss the bus. She ought to have a SHIT pie in her face. And it started with a piece of paper saying, out – of – orr – derrrrrrr...ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-yaaaaaaaa”.\n“Who is that crazy rat talking to?”, a passenger asked.\n“The air, I guess”, someone replied. “And what that yo-yo is saying makes no sense”.\nSome of the other passengers were beginning to think the rat was on his way home from being released from a mental hospital. \n“That fruit bowl is a front page newspaper headline waiting to happen”, said another animal.\nA mother ferret who was on the bus with her two cubs took them to the rear of the bus away from Zander Rat. She feared Zander was a psycho ready to snap and could hurt her cubs.\nNot far from the edge of town where the industrial areas are, the bus made another stop.\n“There he is”, said cheesah, who was riding in the front passenger's seat of Wasafa's car and saw Zander step off the bus.\n“Well, now we know where he get's off”, said Habbar.\n“From the way we saw him behaving at that bus stop, it wouldn't surprise me if he was KICKED off the bus”, Janeeza noted.\n“We don't want to look conspicuios”, Habbar noted.\nAs the bus pulled away, Cheesah told Wasafa, “Turn down that street up ahead and pull over, but where we can still see him. He's on foot. He won't loose us”. \nAs Wasafa drove past the rat, Cheesah and Habbar recognized Zander from when Cheesah beat him up nearly two months ago.\n“That IS him”, said Cheesah.\n“It sure is. Without a doubt. That's a face I'll NEVER forget”, said Habbar.\nZander couldn't see into Wasafa's car as it passed by because of the car's dark window tinting. But a 1989 Hindustan Contessa with an electric blue custom paint job, and wide, low profile, low rider wheels, equipped with wheel spacers, and fog lights mounted in a blackout grill, and a slightly raised suspension did have a way of standing out in a crowd.\nAfter Wasafa pulled the car over to the curb of the side street, Zander began walking down another side street on his way to the shop to pick up his Dodge Viper.\n“Someone should follow him on foot, then call us to bring the car when he gets to where he's going”, said Cheesah.\nThere was a risk of Zander Rat remembering Janeeza Meerkat from back at the bank. And Zander would definitely recognize Cheesah and Habbar from the beating Cheesah gave him just before last Christmas, what the boys still refer to as “Zander's Christmas Gift”. So it was decided that Wasafa Mongoose should follow him.\nWasafa didn't own a cell phone to call to bring the car over later, so Cheesah loaned him his. As Wasafa got out of the car to follow Zander Rat, Cheesah moved over onto the driver's seat. \n\"Wasafa, he doesn't know you, so try to get some information out of him, OK\", Cheesah told Wasafa.\n\"But don't let him wise on to you\", Habbar added.\n\"OK\", Wasafa replied as he left.\nThe only thing to do now was to wait on the call from Wasafa.\n\n It didn't take long for Wasafa to catch up to a short distance behind Zander Rat on the side street going to the auto repair shop. Wasafa figured while he was to try to get some information from the rat, he was going to have a little fun with him at the same time.\n\"Foda voce Rato\", Wasafa Mongoose said to Zander Rat as he approached up behind him.\n\"Oh, and a good day to you too, Mongoose\", Zander replied as Wasafa busted out with a laugh.\n\"What happening, Caca Louco\", Wasafa asked.\n\"Oh, I'm afraid you got ME mixed up with someone else\", Zander again replied. \"I'm Zander Iscelberg Rat. Doctor Zander Iscelberg Rat to be exact\".\nAs Wasafa Mongoose busted out with more laughter, that's when he found out the rat he was taunting was Dr. Zander Rat for sure. Plus he noticed that nasty lip scar he had heard about that Cheesah gave him before last Christmas.\n\"So you make sick animal better, Caca Louco. That good thing\", Wasafa laughed.\n\"Zander Rat, Not Cockaluca\", Zander corrected Wasafa a second time.\n\"Caca Louco is cool nick name me give you...You no like?\", Wasafa laughed at Zander.\n\"Well you know\", Zander said, thinking it over a few seconds. \"It DOES sound cool. I like that nick name. In fact, I'm gonana ask my friends and neighbors to call me that\", Zander continued as Wasafa laughed even harder.\nZander was unaware foda voce meant fuck you and Caca Louco meant Crazy Shit.\n\"Hey, Caca Louco!\", Wasafa Mongoose continued laughing. \"Chupa o meu pau de mangusto! (Suck my mongoose dick) You like that?\"\n\"I don't know. Run that past me again\", Zander said as Wasafa began jumpung around laughing.\n\"Chupa o meu pau de mangusto\", Wasafa continued laughing.\n\"Well, yea. That sounds cool. Choppa whatever\", Zander replied in ignorant bliss.\n\"HA HA HA HA HA! WHOOOOH!\", Wasafa laughed, jumping around more.\n\"Ha ha ha ha ha! What are you laughing at. I'm missing a GOOD one\", Zander asked as he himself began to laugh.\n\"Eu rio de VOCE, bunda estupido rato! Voce e uma merda para o cerebro! Seu cerebro feito de caca\" (I am laughing at YOU! You are a shit for brain! Your brain is made from shit!), Wasafa Mongoose laughed at Zander Rat in Portuguese.\n\"Uhhhh...I didn't get the punch line. But it sure sounds hilarious\", said Zander. \"I know it's gotta be a dilly\". \n“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! E-E-EU NAO ACREDITO ESTA!” (I-I-I don't believe this!), Wasafa busted out laughing really hard, running out into the side street, hopping around and clapping his paws. “WHOOOOOOH! V-VO-VOCE E UMA RATO ESTUPIDO, CA-CA-CACA LOUCO!” \nIt took 30 seconds for Wasafa to slow down laughing to where could speak. \n“Hey, Caca Louco. You a trip. Voce e um estupida viagem” (You are a stupid trip) , Wasafa continued.\n“Wait wait wait. Tell that to me again”, Zander requested as he tried to laugh along.\n“Me see it go over you head, Caca Locuo”, Wasafa assured Zander. “You no compreendo”.\n“Oh darn”, Zander replied. “And I just know I really would have liked it too”.\nAs Wasafa Mongoose was still laughing, he was tempted to drop it on Zander the things he was really telling him, busting Zander's bubble and rubbing it in his face. But he did realize now was not the time for that. As Habbar Fossa said when Wasafa left the car, “Don't let him wise on to you”.\nZander Rat continued walking to the shop where he was to pick up his Dodge Viper as Wasafa Mongoose tagged along.\n“You know...Uhhhh”, Zander began. “I never got your name”.\n“Bonzo”, Wasafa lied to keep his name concealed from Zander. “Bonzo Mongoose”.\n“Well, Bonzo. You are for sure my friend”, Zander told Wasafa.\n“Foda voce, bunda estupido” (Fuck you, stupid ass), Wasafa replied.\nOh, well, Thank you for the compliment”, Zander replied.\n“Anytime, Caca Louco”, Wasafa laughed at Zander.\nAs the two of them walked along, Wasafa asked, “You go home now? You finish work early?”\n“Oh not at all”, Zander answered. “I'm on my way to pick up my car out of the shop. I backed it into my front gate a the other day. That really sucked”. \n\"Voce chupar tambem\" (You suck too), Wasafa added.\n\"Oh, thanks again\", Zander replied as Wasafa busted out laughing again. \n\"Hey, Caca Louco. This car you have. What kind of car you have?\", Wasafa asked.\n\"It's a Dodge Viper\", Zander proudly boasted.\n\"UAU! O QUE DIZES?!\" (Wow! What you say?!), Wasafa exclaimed. \"Dodge Viper?! You got good car! Uau!\"\n\"Yea. And it's a convertible...In glossy black\", Zander bragged on. \"Oh hey! Tell you what, Bonzo! How 'bout a ride in it when I pick it up. I'll get it out on a highway outside of town and hit 300 kilometers per hour. You'll get to see what a REAL car can do\".\nThat had Wasafa Mongoose trapped in a corner. To say \"no\" might tip Zander off. But Wasafa knew accepting Zander's offer would be a deviation from plan. Not to mention he did not want to be in the same car with such creep. And the thought of traveling at 300 kph with an incompetent like Zander Rat at the wheel was down right scarey.\n\"Well watcha say, Bonzo?!\", Zander gleefully inquired.\nWasafa finally thought up an alibi. \"Me thank you anyway, Caca Louco. But me scared of fast cars. Me scared of fast speed. Me no want ride. Me like goin' slow\".\n\"OK. Suit yourself\", Said Zander. \"The offer's still open though\".\nThe thought also occurred to Wasafa that Zander could be trying to lure him with a ride in a fast car like a pervert luring a cub with a candy bar. A few things ran through Wasafa's mine on THAT thought.\nWasafa still wanted information about Zander Rat and figured out a way to get more of it.\nWasafa figured Zander may not be quite dumb enough to make his home address known to a stranger. But getting a business address should be easy enough. However, Wasafa knew he wouldn't get anywhere by simply asking a stranger \"where do you work\". But knowing what Zander had done to little six year old Sedric Genet, Wasafa knew just the perfect lure to get Zander to volunteer that information. \n\"You say you doctor, Caca Louco?\", Wasafa asked.\n\"Yea I am\", Zander reaffirmed.\n\"Me sister have little cub. He have trouble is no good\", Wasafa Mongoose fabricated a story to Zander. \"He three year old, and he boy mongoose. He pee dickie have sheath squeeze too tight\".\n\"Wassafa figured that part \"he BOY mongoose\" would do the trick, and \"pee dickie have sheath squeeze too tight\" would REALLY clinch it. And Wasafa figured right. Zander wasted no time unclipping his wallet from under his chest fur hairs to give Wasafa one of his business cards.\n\"Here's one of my cards\", Zander said as he anxiously pawed one of his cards over to Wasafa. \"I'll be glad to see your sister's little boy cub. Tell her bring him in and I'll fix him right up\".\n\"Eu aposta que voce vai\" (I bet you will), Wasafa thought to himself as he could see a really creepy look in Zander's eyes as Zander was talking to him.\nThe first thing that went through Zander Rat's mind when he heard Wasafa's story was, \"Ooooo! I'll get to cut the sheath off a little mongoose's pee-wee\".\nAs Zander Rat and Wasafa Mongoose finally got within sight of Chariots of Fire Customs and Classics, Zander told Wasafa, \"Well, this is the shop where my car is\".\nWasafa couldn't follow Zander any closer to the shop. Wasafa knew Jangar Pander. Jangar was the one who did the custom paint work for Wasafa's Hindustan Contessa automobile...And at a later time, Jangar did the estimate to repaint the drivers door on Wasafa's car after a shopping cart rolled against it. Jangar Panda and Wasafa Mongoose know each other, thus being that Wasafa introduced himself to Zander Rat as \"Bonzo\", he didn't want to risk Jangar calling him by his real name in the presents of Zander. That would have tipped Zander off and blown everything.\n\nLink shows the time Wasafa's car had to have the driver's door repainted (driver's side on the right in India).\nhttp://moyomongoose.deviantart.com/art/In-for-Repair-Post-1995-Model-479417617\n \n\"Me have to leave now, Caca Louco\", Wasafa said to Zander as he started to walk back to the main street.\n\"Sure you still don't want that ride?\", Zander asked.\n\"Me scared of fast cars. But foda voce bunda estupido. Um carro deve bater em voce\" (But fuck you, stupid ass. A car should hit you), Wasafa answered.\n\"Oh, you're very welcome\", Zander Rat replied as Wasafa laughed.\n\"And tell your sister to bring her cub by to see me. You have my card\", Zander called out, as Wasafa was walking away laughing.\n\"I tell her, Caca Louco\", Wasafa called back. \"Voce pode ir para o Inferno\"(You can go to Hell).\n\"I'm looking forward to it\", Zander looked back and replied as he continued on his way to the shop.\nWasafa unclipped Cheesah's cell phone from the fur hairs on his shoulder and made the call to his three friends waiting in his car. \n“Hello, Wasafa. Is that you?”, Habbar Fossa answered the phone.\n“Sim. This Wasafa”, Wasafa replied. “Me know where Zander Rato be. He at Chariots of Fire. He say he pick up he car”.\n“The place where they customize and fix cars”, Habbar confirmed.\n“Sim”, Said Wasafa. “Habbar. Check it out. He mostest estupido rato in a world. He louco crazy. He psycho. You should see he really dense he be”.\n“What did you find out”, Cheesah's voice came in over the phone. “And are you ready to have us come over there?”\n“Sim. Me ready for you come here. And me call Rato, Caca Louco, and he like it...”, Wasafa replied as the three in the car laughed, and Wasafa laughing along with them”.\n“When me call rato, Caca Louco, he say, me Zander Rato, Dr. Zander, no Caca Louco”, Wasafa continued. “And me see big scar you say you kick on lip at Christmas”.\n“It's him alright”, said Cheesah as he started Wasafa's car to bring it over.\n'Without a doubt”, Habbar added.\n\"What a dweeb\", Janeeza further added.\n“And me get busuness card for rato doctor office”, said Wasafa.\n“Aw-right! Way to go, Wasafa!”, Cheesah exclaimed. “You did great”.\n“That will be very useful to us”, Janeeza added. \n“What's Zander Rato doing now?”, Cheesah asked.\n“Eu nao sei (I not know). Me no follow rato at shop”, Wasafa explained. “Me tell rato me Bonzo Mongoose. Panda at shop know me, and might say me name when rato around. Then rato know what up”.\n“It's good you DIDN'T follow him to the shop then”, Cheesah noted. “I wish we knew what kind if car to look out for though”.\n“Me already know”, Wasafa replied as he saw Cheesah, Janeeza and Habbar arriving in his car coming up the side street. “Is Dodge Viper...”\n“WOAH!”, Habbar exclaimed. “He is NOT poor... Stupid, but not poor”.\n“And creeps like him take advantage of us who ARE poor”, Janeeza added.\n“AND advantage of our CUBS. Like he did to Sedric”, Cheesah further added.\nUpon pulling up and stopping near Wasafa, Cheesah got back over to the passenger's seat as Wasafa got back into his car behind the wheel, then pawing the business card he got from Zander Rat over to Janeeza.\n“What we do now?”, Wasafa asked as he pawed Cheesah's phone back to him.\n“Pull around beside that warehouse building where the rato can't see us”, Cheesah told Wasafa. “When he pulls out, we follow him”.\nSo Wasafa drove his car around to the side of the warehouse as Cheesah had instructed. All there was to do now was wait. \nFifteen minutes later, as Wasafa Mongoose was telling the others about his zany encounter with Zander Rat, a glossy black, Dodge Viper convertible pulled out of Chariots of Fire Customs and Classics then headed down the side street to the main through fare.\n“There he is”, said Cheesah as Zander drove by in his Viper with the top down.\n“Don't get too close to him. We don't want to spook him”, Cheesah told Wasafa as he started his car to go after him.\n“I hope we get to find out where this sack of sad shit lives”, Habbar said as Wasafa pulled onto the side street after Zander.\nOnce Zander got to the main street, he turned right and punched a bit, chirping the tires as he took off down the street, but kept it within the speed limit. Wasafa had to give his four cylinder Hindustan just about all it had to catch up to Zander's ten cylinder Dodge Viper.\n“Remember, Wasafa. Give him some distance”, Cheesah reminded him.\nThere was one traffic light both Zander and Wasafa caught red before the main street led out of town and became an open highway. At the light, Cheesah croutched down behind the dash board so there was not the risk of Zander spotting him. Habbar was on the back seat with Janeeza, and it was hard to see into Wasafa's car that far back with the dark tinted windows.\n“Sim. I see you no want rato to see you”, said Wasafa.\n“You got it”, Cheesah replied.\nWhen the light turned green, Zander chirped the tires on a quick take off, with Wasafa trying to keep up the best he could with the 50 horsepower his car has.\nNow that the street began to become highway, Zander Rat thought he'd open it up a bit. Suddenly, Zander Rat floored it, shifting it through the gears. VAROOOMP – VAROOOOOOOOOOOOM – VAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM – VAROOOOOOO.....”, The Viper rapidly sped away with tires screaming, smoking and laying black stripes onto the pavement.\n“FILHO DA PUTA! (Son of a bitch) LOOK AT THAT CAR MOVE OUT!”, Cheesah Meerkat exclaimed as they rode through a cloud of tire smoke left behind by Zander's car.\nWithin only seconds, Zander Rat's 450 horsepower, Dodge Viper was far down the highway at extremely high speeds, while Wasafa Mongoose's 50 horsepower, Hindustan Contessa labored along it's way, still getting above normal highway speed. \n“ME NEVER SEE CAR GO FAST LIKE THAT! NOT IN ME LIFE!”, Wasafa Mongoose exclaimed as he floored it, giving that Hindustan of his everything he can get out of it, trying to catch up. But it was to no avail. The more Wasafa Mongoose got his car gradually going faster and faster, the quicker Zander Rat's Viper left them far behind, as it approached 300 kph.\n“That's a Viper, Wasafa. You'll never catch him with this”, Habbar told Wasafa as his car barely got to 140 kph (85 mph) and couldn't go any faster.\n“Is so fast. Eu nao acredito isso” (I don't believe it), Wasafa said as he began slowing his car back down to normal highway speed.\n“We can STILL find that creepy cretin”, Janeeza said as she held up the business card Zander had given to Wasafa.\nAs the Viper sped out of sight, the four of them decided to turn the car around and head back home.\nThey did catch a jazzy, little, Bollywood song on the car radio on their way home.\n http://youtube.com/watch?v=4BaCyy8sMHc .\n\nHowever, Zander Rat, having different music preferences, if you can call what he listens to 'music', played one of his CDs with some of his favorite songs. It's the kind of songs he really gets into while he's out on the highway, cruising around in his Dodge Viper at 320 kph.\n https://youtube.com/watch?v=bgzwA3nh36I . \n\n[hugethumb]1184812[/hugethumb]\nSet 'Em Up and Take 'Em Down.\n\nThursday morning, 6 year old Sedric Genet was released from the hospital to go home with his family. His infection was finally clearing up as long as he would take the antibiotic pills and use the topical ointment Dr. Bear prescribed him. Although there was no longer the risk of Sedric's little Genet penis having to be amputated, it would from now on always poke out exposed, as though it was marked as one of Dr. Rat's \"work of art\" trophies bobbing around out there without a sheath covering it.\n \nDr. Zander Rat's receptionist had booked many of Zander's patents to see him at his office that day. There were a few of them who Dr. Rat would be able to successfully treat just out of sheer luck, in spite of him being a bad doctor, or dazzling one or two of them with a \"snake oil\" prescription. But most of them would end up storming out of his office to seek a different doctor, especially parents with male cubs. With most male cub patients Zander has ever had, he would never get to square one with them as their doctor. Zander would always bring up \"he needs a circumcision\" and the parents would immediately take their cubs and leave. However, Zander DID have plenty of his drug addict clients scheduled to see him that day. That's where Zander's REAL money is...running the ole 'pill mill'.\nAnd within the past three days, Zander had been getting more of those kind of clients to see him. It seemed like during those past three days, there had been several patients Zander had never seen before who said they were sent by a friend and wanted a steady \"drug hook up\" like their friends have. \nZander had gleefully mentioned a few times about the recent increase of pill mill patients\", Wow, this is almost too good to be true\".\nZander should have woke up and smelled the coffee about it being to good to be true. Some of those new pill mill patients weren't who Zander thought they were.\nAs long as they can pay or have an insurance company that can be bilked, Dr. Rat would keep on writing out drug prescriptions. Those were the patients of his who walked away as happy as flies on a greasy, rotten banana peal. Dr. Rat wasn't good at any medical skills except for performing circumcisions, and he had been known to botch a few of them.\n\"Zander. You have a walk in to see you\", Zella Gerbil called out to him.\n\"Tell him to wait until I can see him\", Dr. Rat replied. \"I'm completing a prescription for a patient\".\n\"There you go\", Dr. Rat said as he pawed the prescription slip over to his badger patient. \"If you need more, just drop in\".\n\"Aw-right. Thank you, Doc\", the badger replied.\nOh, heh heh. The insurance company thanks me handsomely. Just be sure to see the receptionist as you leave\", Dr. Rat said as he and the badger laughed.\nAs the badger left in a hurry to get to the nearest pharmacy, Dr. Rat said to Zella, \"I have some spare time to see the walk in now\".\n\"Bonzo Mongoose, the doctor is ready to see you\", Zella told the walk in, who was actually Wasafa Mongoose.\n\"Hey! Bonzo!\", Dr. Rat greeted the mongoose, then told Zella Gerbil and Nurse Squirrel, \"You'll love this guy. He's so witty. He and I made friends while I was on my way to pick up my car yesterday\".\n\"Glad to meet you, Bonzo\", Nurse Squirrel greeted Wasafa as she gave him a paw shake.\n\"Me happy to know all you. You nice animals\", Wasafa replied.\n\"Oh oh! Bonzo gave me a cute little nick name too...I'm trying to remember what it was\", Dr. Rat exclaimed exuberantly. \"Bonzo, tell them\". \nWasafa didn't want to risk Zander's nurse and receptionist knowing that the nick name meant \"Crazy Shit\", so he simply replied, \"Me call you Dr. Zander now. Me call you nick name tomorrow\".\n\"Awww, we're dying to know. Won't you tell us. Pleeeeaaase\", Zalla Gerbal pleaded with a sassy smile.\n\"Me tell you tomorrow\", Wasafa insisted.\n\"So what's up?\", Dr. Rat asked Wasafa Mongoose.\n\"Little boy cub me sister have. One I tell you 'bout yesterday\", said Wasafa.\n\"Yea I remember. The cub with the tight dickie sheath\", Zander replied.\n\"Well. Me nephew pee-pee sheath hurt me nephew today\", Wasafa continued. \"Me sister say he pee-pee need fix\".\n\"Is your sister here with him now!\", Zander exclaimed with great anticipation of getting to do another circumcision right away.\n\"She home. She no have car. She no drive\", Wasafa Mongoose answered.\n\"Get someone to bring her in\", Dr. Rat suggested.\n\"Me sister want to know, you make house call?\", Wasafa inquired.\n\"I haven't been doing THOSE in a LONG time\", Dr. Rat answered.\nThen Wasafa gave Dr. Rat a reply he was just about 100% sure would get Dr. Rat to do a house call.\n\"Me sister no like come in town\", Wasafa said. \"Might have to leave me nephew pee-pee like is...No curconcisao\".\nAnd Wasafa guessed right about that reply getting Dr. Rat willing to do a house call.\nDr. Rat exuberantly exclaimed to Wasafa, \"What about an evening house call?! I can do an evening house call! We shouldn't leave your nephew uncircumcised\".\n\"Evening house call work\", Wasafa answered. \"Evening house call be good\".\n\"We need to schedule a time. But not tomorrow. I have an emergency room shift tomorrow at the hospital\", said Dr. Rat. \"And directions. I'll need directions to get there\".\n\"Eleven o'clock tomorrow at night. That good?\" Wasafa asked.\n\"I'll be off of emergency room shift by then. But wouldn't that be kind of late?\" Dr. Rat asked.\n\"You can no fix me nephew pee-pee then?\", Wasafa asked, as though snatching the carrots back from Zander. \n\"Oh sure sure. Eleven o' clock tomorrow night would be fine. Eleven it is\", Dr. Rat agreed, willing to agree to what ever concession necessary to get the chance to cut the sheath off that mongoose cub penis.\n\"Now all we need is directions\", Dr. Rat said as he had Zella give him a pen and a piece of paper.\n\"No need directions...\", Wasafa began.\n\"How would I find your sister's place without knowing where to go?\", Zander asked.\n\"Me sister place tricky to find. Neighbors no like strangers there too\", Wasafa told Dr. Rat. \"You meet me sister at Tropic Club. She take you to house.\" \n\"Tropic Club?!\", Dr. Rat asked. \"You mean the bar, Tropic Club?\".\n\"Sim\", Wasafa answered.\n\"Sim? Meaning\", Dr. Rat pondered.\n\"Sim. yes\", said Wasafa.\nZella spoke up and said, \"There's some pretty rough heavies who hang out there. I know some animals who go to that club\".\n\"Yeeeeeesch\", said Dr. Rat.\n\"No worry\", Wasafa assured Dr. Rat. \"Me be there. You be safe. Me got friends there. You like. You see\".\n\"Well, OK, Bonzo\", Said Dr. Rat. \"As long as you're watching my back\".\n\"You bet me will\", Wasafa replied. \n Just before Wasafa was about to leave, Dr. Rat mentioned to Wasafa, \"You know, Bonzo. I noticed YOUR not circumcised. Your penis would be a lot cleaner and work better without that nasty sheath over it all the time\".\n\"No no. Me no want curcuncisao\", Wasafa affirmed. \"Me nephew pee-pee need fix. Me pee-pee no need fix\".\nDr. Rat gave one more sales pitch for circumcision to Wasafa Mongoose, saying, \"Well you do know that nasty sheath on a penis is Nature's only screw up. Not even Nature is perfect you know\".\nWasafa Mongoose still insisted, \"Me still want to keep sheath for me pee-pee. And Nature no screw up. Nature good thing\".\nAs Wasafa was leaving, he asked, \"You see me sister at Tropic Club? Tomorrow? Eleven? I be there. I show her to you.\"\n\"Eleven o' clock tomorrow. Tropic Club!\", Dr. Rat confirmed. \n\nEarly that afternoon Wasafa drove out to the Salem Rail Junction where Cheesah was just coming on shift.\nWasafa found Cheesah as he was just about to get with his yard crew.\n\"What's up?\", Cheesah asked Wasafa.\n\"It all set up\", Wasafa told Cheesah. \"Tropic Club. Tomorrow at night. Eleven\".\n\"Ele suspeitou de nada?\" (he suspected anything?), Cheesah asked.\n\"Zander Medico caiu como tonelada de rochas\" (Dr. Zander fell as a ton of rocks), Wasafa answered.\n\n[hugethumb]1184814[/hugethumb]\nZander Taken Down\n[hugethumb]1184933[/hugethumb]\n. \nIt was Friday morning, Valentine's Day. Janeeza had been staying over with Cheesah at Zhang and Annika's house, and after a night sleeping together, loving and having sex with each other, Janeeza and Cheesah came into the dining room to join Annika and Raphael to have breakfast.\n\"Hi ya, Uncle Cheesah. And Aunt Janeeza\", Raphael greeted.\n\"And how's my little nephew this morning\", Cheesah asked Raphael.\n\"Doin' great\", Raphael answered.\n\"And how is our two lovers this morning\", Annika asked with a grin.\nCheesah and Janeeza just replied with a smile. They knew that Annika knew, but Annika didn't consider it any big deal as long as her brother in law and his fiancee remained loyal to each other. After all, that's the way she and Zhang started out.\n Cheesah's older brother, Zhang, was on the return run that morning out of Chennia, as an assistant locomotive opporator, bringing an express train back to Erode. Annika was to pick him up at the Salem Station that afternoon, after which, Zhang would have two days off. Cheesah would be at his job at the rail yard by the time Zhang got home, but the two brothers would meet each other when Cheesah got off from work that evening.\nAfter Raphael boarded the bus to go to school, Annika had a brief talk with Cheesah and Janeeza, but it had nothing to do about them having sex together.\n\"I've been told something is going down tonight\", Annika opened the conversation. \"The Tropic Club\".\n\"Sim. You do know what that rato did to Sedric Genet. And what it almost cost the cub\", Cheesah replied.\n\"How would you feel if that happened to Raphael?\", Janeeza asked Annika.\n\"It almost did...That is why I will not be one to stop you. That rato should get what is coming to him\", Annika told her brother in law and future sister in law. \"I only ask don't get yourselves in trouble. Other than that, I don't want to know about it\".\n\"Fair enough\", Cheesah replied.\n\"Sim\", Janeeza added.\n\"Then nothing more will be said\", Annika promised.\nThe day went along as normal. That afternoon, Janeeza watched over Raphael after he got home from school while Annika took Cheesah to work and picked up Zhang after he got off from work. And Janeeza had started preparing dinner by the time Zhang and Annika got home. In addition to getting dinner started, Janeeza also made sure Raphael stayed on his homework. At around ten o' clock pm., Zhang picked up Cheesah when he got off from work at the rail yard. On their way home, Zhang had mentioned to Cheesah what Annika told Zhang about what she had heard was to come down on Zander Rat. Zhang had a talk with Cheesah about the trouble he would risk getting into over it. However, Zhang also told his younger brother that Zander Rat should have been shut down a long time ago.\nAfter Zhang returned home from picking up Cheesah that evening, Janeeza said she had to go out on an errand, then asked Zhang if she can borrow the Land Rover. Zhang said he was OK with that, so Janeeza thanked Zhang, took the keys and drove off with it.\nA short while later, a horn blew outside. It was Wasafa Mongoose with Habbar Fossa, Habbar's brother Haja, and Sedric Genet's older brother Geulo, and another one of Habbar's fossa friends, Tahiry. \n\"It's going to be a bit crowded\", Habbar told Cheesah as he got into Wasafa's car.\nCheeash took a seat in front between Habbar and Wasafa straddling the console.\n\"If my penis pokes out of sheath, Just don't mistake it for the gear shift lever\", Cheesah said jokingly.\n\"Me no make that mistake. Me no want to grab you little meerkat pee-pee boy\", Wasafa Mongoose said as everyone in the car laughed.\nJust before they left, Zhang walked up to Wasafa's car and said to Cheesah, \"Don't get yourself caught. You do know what you all are planning to do is pretty heavy, don't you\".\n\"I know, Zhang\", Cheesah replied. \"Isto Filho de puta has got to be shut down\".\n\"I don't blame you\", said Zhang. \"Have yourselves a good time. As far as anything else, I don't know about it\".\n\"OK\", Cheesah replied as the others replied a variety of responces as, \"Sure\", \"That's cool\" and \"Thank you, sir\".\nThen Wasafa Mongoose drove off into the night with he and the five pasengers crowded in his car.\n\nA while later, the boys arrived at the Tropic Club on the outskirts of town. The Tropic Club was one of the last public walkin businesses on that street, with only a pawn shop beyond it, just before the street became a lone road going through an industrial district leading out of town.\nAs Wasafa Mongoose drove into the dirt parking lot lookig for a place to park, Habbar Fossa mentioned, “It don't look like Zander Rat is even here, That Viper he drives isn't easy to miss”.\n“He might have taken a different car”, Habbar's brother Haja suggested.\n“Me see it. Over there”, Wasafa said as he pointed to Zander Rat's glossy black, Dodge Viper convertible, with the top down, which was parked in the next lot over. Zander had parked in a vacant gravel lot to a concrete plant that had gone out of business, near some wild growing banana trees and the weed overgrown chain link fence that surrounds the premises. \n“I'd bet he was afraid of someone opening a car door against it”, Cheesah noted as Wasafa found a parking spot.\n“He didn't want to get his big toy scratched”, Tahiry Fossa remarked as the others laughed.\nAs everyone was getting out of the car, Sedric Genet's older brother Geulo said, “It's getting time to take that quack out of commission for good”, as a freight train passed by at a crossing 300 meters (900 ft) down the road just beyond the old concrete plant.\nOnly four of them went into bar. Zander Rat would recognize Cheesah and Habbar so they remained in the parking lot and would come in later. It was planned that way. They didn't want spoil the surprise.\nThe Tropic Club was by no means a ritzy place like it's name would suggest. It was in a sleezy outskirts of town going into an industrial district to begin with. But it was fairly respectable with good atmosphere, and at times the place gets lively, festive and jubilant like that of a celebration. And it's a nice place to hang out among friends. The night club even had open padios on both sides toward the rear of the building. And they didn't play their music overly loud...Well, not REAL loud anyway. \n“Remember. When we talk with rato, me Bonzo. Rato think me Bonzo”, Wasafa Mongoose informed Geulo Genet and the two fossas who were with him as they entered the night club. The night club had a catchy Indian hit tune playing at the time they located Zander. http://youtube.com/watch?v=OdfuCtLbm34 . \n“Foda voce, Caca Louco”, Wasafa Greeted Zander as he was sipping on a bloody mary.\n“Oh, Bonzo, you made it. I was starting to feel uneasy not knowing anyone here”, Zander Rat said being in a setting he was not use to.\nZander felt a sense of confidence, as Wasafa introduced Geulo, Haja and Tahiry to Zander. Unbeknown to Zander Rat at the time, that sense of confidence was to later be shattered.\nThe Tropic Club's clientel were mostly low income to lower middle income animals, not of the class of animals Zander was use socializing with. And there were some roudies and rough and tumbles there who were OK with anyone who didn't get in their way. \n“What a coincidence your drink of choice would be a bloody mary, Zander”, Haja Fossa told him.\n“We have plenty bloody mary this night. For YOU. You wait. You see”, Wasafa remarked as the others laughed, and Zander Rat was so naive he laughed along with them.\n“Oh Yea! Bloody mary is my favorite of all. In my opinion, you can't beat it”, Zander replied.\n“Talvez voce vai morrer esta noite” (perhaps you will die this night), Geulo Genet said to Zander as he took an empty bar stool beside him.\n“Thank you very much”, Zander replied, having no idea what Geulo had just told him.\n“Any time, Caca Louco”, Geulo told Zander. “I enjoyed telling you that, Merda para o cerebro” (shit for brain).\n“Well I enjoyed hearing it, what ever it meant”, Zander cheerfully replied as the others busted out laughing at him.\n“Nos vamos machucar voce, Caca Louco...Gravemente” (We're going to hurt you, Crazy Shit...Badly), Wasafa said to Zander with a laugh.\n“You all are such good friends. You know what? You all remind me of the friends I had back in Egypt”, Zander told the boys as they laughed even harder.\nThe two fossas got a good laugh as Geulo whispered in English to them what was being said to Zander in Portuguese, being that the fossas were not from a Portuguese speaking country.\nA large African civet, who had also come from Angola eight years ago, noticed how Zander Rat was being ragged on. The civet introduced himself to them, then got the attention of the patrons in the bar.\nKnowing there were quite a few animals there who fled Angola years ago, he was about to loudly ask Zander in Portuguee, “Hey, Zander...”\n“You can call me, Caca Louco. That's my nick name”, Zander loudly interupted as those who understood the meaning busted out laughing, then whispered it to others near them and they too busted out laughing.\n“Ah, a stand up comedian. I like that...Soooo, Caca Locuo. Voce toma banhar se na sua propria merda?, The civet loudly asked Zander.\n“YESSSS!”, Zander proudly proclaimed as he stood up on the bar stool rung, holding his glass up high and spilling some of his drink on the counter.\nEveryone in the night club busted out laughing at Zander so hard, some of them fell off their bar stools rolling on the floor with laughter, whether they knew the meaning of the question or not. The question was 'do you bathe in your own shit?'.\nWhile Zander was still standing up on the stool rung, holding his glass high with a stupid grin on his face, a big, ape like paw firmly grasped Zander's raised up wrist, and the other paw casually removed Zander's drink from his paw and set it on the counter.\nZander turned around and saw it was a big gorilla.\n“If you're going to start spilling drinks in here, I'm going to bounce your ass the Hell out of here”, the gorilla told Zander in a deep, baritone voice as the gorilla put his big paw on top of Zander's head and pushed him back down onto his seat.\n“Everything OK, Gamba?”, A Grizzly bear asked the gorilla as he came walking up.\n“Everything's under control, Spike”, Gamba replied.\nThen the two bouncers stared down at Zander for 20 seconds then walked away.\n“HEY, THE GEEK ALMOST GOT KICKED OUT A' HERE!”, someone shouted from across the bar.\nZander went, “HUH?!”\n“Don't pay attention to HIM, Caca Louco”, Haja told Zander. “He's just jelous 'cause he can't be as funny as you are”.\n“There plenty jelous animals come to bar like this one”, Wasafa affirmed.\n“Hey, you're right”, said Zander. And believing it, Zander called in the direction the comment came from, “YOU'RE JUST JELOUS! I BET YOU WISH YOU WERE ME!”.\nThat was the joke of the century for everyone in the bar as again everyone was laughing so hard some of them were rolling on the floor, some on their knees laughing while others were hopping around laughing and clapping their paws. The whole night club was in an uproar of laughter. Even those out on the patios came in for a good laugh at Zander Rat.\n“LET'S HEAR IT FOR CACA LOUCO”, the civet proclaimed. “MAE DO ZANDER UM O PUTA! (Zander's mother is a bitch). \n“WHAT EVER IT MEANT, THANK YOU!”, Zander exclaimed as the laughter continued.\n\"VOCE COME MERDA, ZANDER!\" (You eat shit, Zander), The civet told him.\n“THANK YOU!...I THINK!”, Zander again exclaimed with no idea what the civet was saying as everyone laughed even harder.\n\nThen the night club's DJ, a mongoose, put on a really hopping, festive song. As the song began to play, many animals took to the dance floor. And many of them with their mates. Many were swinging night sticks, appearing to leave light trails (like seen on the Youtube furry rave mix videos).\n\"HEY! The club's really getting lively tonight\", Haja Fossa exclaimed.\n\"What we have for someone will REALLY get lively tonight\", Tahriy Fossa laughed as the others laughed with him.\n\"I LIKE things lively\", said Zander as the four others laughed even harder at him.\n\"Oh yea, Caca Louco. You'll like it alright\", Geulo hinted to Zander.\nZander had no idea what Tahiry's comment really meant.\nThe atmosphere was wild and festive as the dance song continued to play.\n\"Me wish Lanette be here. She and me be dancing now\", said Wasafa Mongoose.\nIt wasn't a rave mix song. This setting is in India. While the festivities were the same, the song was different.\n http://youtube.com/watch?v=OeKEpMqIF0w .\n\"Check that out!\", Geulo Genet said.\nA civet was taking her turn putting on an exhibition up on the stage. She was skipping with a jump rope that had different color glow sticks fastened along it.\n\"Looks like she's in a bunch of light rings\", Haja noted.\nThe glow sticks on the jump rope made the appearance like the civet was encircled in colored rings of light.\nGlow sticks had also been fastened to the ceiling fans a while earlier. It looked like circles of colored light near the ceiling as the fans spun. \nTwo linsang brothers got up on stage and put on a performance twirling and juggling batons that were covered with glow sticks. The light show it made was spectacular, especially when they would toss the batons back and fourth to each other. The trails of light looked like long, brightly multicolored banners whirling around, and possessing a hypnotic effect. Their performance had obviously been rehearsed.\nA female lesser panda got on stage whirling and spinning hula hoops with glow sticks on them.\nThen a panther got on stage spinning a lasso which had glow sticks lined up along it. It looked like he had a neon lasso. He would also do lasso tricks, including side hopping through the lasso as he moved it side to side. And he was quick with it too. At one point, he would move the lasso past himself, hopping his feet side to side about four times per second with the rhythm of the music. And the light from the lasso moving rapidly side to side looked like a wobbling wheel, breaking up into spirals. Then the panther spun himself around whirling the lit up lasso, making the light trails take on a shape like a coin up on it's edge, slowly spinning on a counter top. Then the panther spun the lasso upward around himself, making the lasso appear like tall spirals going up around him.\nAnother fossa got up on stage with two ball paddles that had glow sticks substituted in place of the rubber balls on the ends of the elastic cords. The light trails looked really zippy as she popped them around like paddle balls, the glow sticks loudly clacking on the paddles, as she hopped about to the rhythm of the music.\nThe dance floor was hopping and lively too. And some animals were banging on tambourines and shaking handtaais (pawtaais) with the music, with some of them skipping jubilantly around the dance floor with tambourines past the break dancers and the couples dancing. Others had tabla and damroo drums going with the rhythm as well. Many animals often bring these instruments to the club for these kind of songs.\nThe club's atmosphere was definitely invoking a high spirit of celebration and that of a wild party, as true animals enjoy it best, and at moments, becoming entrancing. \nEven the two bouncers were having a good time...but of course, still watching out for trouble makers. The grizzly bear did some break dancing. And the gorilla skipped around a bit, pounding on a conga drum with the music. The Tropic Club can certainly get noisy at times. This is those times everyone can get crazy, and have fun doing so. \nAbout nine minutes into the song, it really picks up the pace, and the mood becomes that of a jubilant free for all, where everyone gets a little wild and crazy. That's when a panda got on stage with a section of bamboo about as long as a staff, which had glow sticks attached along it. As he rapidly whirled the bamboo staff around himself, and over and under himself, the light trail from it resembled wide ribbons forming Christmas bow shaped patterns. Sometimes the panda would spin and whirl the bamboo, making the light trails look like a big, neon wheel whirling in every direction with a big, sheet like tail behind it. \nWith everyone enjoying a wild time to the rapid pace music, a fossa from the other side of the night club stood up on the rung of his bar stool and threw a tightly wadded piece of tinfoil at Zander as hard as he can, zinging Zander in the face with it.\n“YEOOOW!”, Zander let out, as the fossa and the others with him loudly busted out in laughter.\n“Mosquitos”, Geilo told Zander.\n“Hey, Caca Louco. I think that bouncer threw it”, shouted the civet who had been making a fool of Zander a while earlier.\n\"I bet Zander's so stupid, he believes it\", Geulo discretely chuckled to Wasafa, Haja and Tahiry.\nThe three of them laughed in agreement with Geulo.\nOnly 20 seconds after the fossa threw the wad of tinfoil, a lesser panda checked to make sure the bouncers weren't watching, then rapidly spun a glow stick on the end of a string as the song still rapidly played, and slung it just right to make it fly across the night club at Zander. The bar tender barely saw the magenta streak of light zip past him, but didn't see who threw it.\n\"HEY, YEOOOW!\", Zander hollered as it too smacked him in the face. \nThe lesser panda who threw it, along with his friends, hopped wildly around the dance floor like buffoons as they clapped their paws and had a good laugh at Zander. \nEveryone who saw it, laughed at how it gave the appearance of a magenta color neon streak leading to Zander's face, then zinging up at the ceiling as it ricocheted off. \n\"UFO get you, Zander?\", Geulo asked as everyone was still laughing. \n\"SOMETHING got me\", Zander retorted. \"And that REALLY smarts to smarties. Oooooootch\".\n\"Wow, cool. Looks like a big, colorful, energy funnel\", Haja said as the panda with the bamboo staff, covered in glow sticks, held it by one end, straight up, and spun the top end in a large, circular, stirring motion.\nZander didn't take much notice of the panda's exhibition while everyone else watched and enjoyed it. Zander was too busy looking around for the next one who would throw something at him.\nNext, two female lesser pandas got on stage, doing a dance number with glow sticks attached to bracelets and anklets. Everywhere they moved their paws and feet, light trails appeared to follow. Of course, Zander didn't see much of it, due to being on the look out for the next one to throw an object at him \nThe last minute of the song gets kicking really good with long horn blasts at the end. Shortly before that, two foxes got up on stage, each holding the ends of a long rope lined up with glow sticks. As the two foxes rapidly spun the rope to the rapid rhythm of the song, it looked like a large, lemon shaped, mass of different colored, spinning light. The image would get fatter and shorter as the foxes skipped toward each other. And it would get slim and long as they hopped back away from each other. A raccoon and a lesser panda also got up on stage spinning a rope lined with glow sticks like what the foxes had. With one spinning rope beyond the other spinning rope, and the animals with each rope moving the ends toward and away alternately , it gave the appearance of psychedelic ocean waves on the stage. Then two rabbits got up on stage, spinning a third lit up rope. The centers of three colorful, lit up ropes, alternately humping up and down, one behind the other, put on quite a show. Zander completely missed that one also, because he was watching some other animals he suspected was going to throw something at him. \n \nAfter the song ended, the DJ put on another song, http://youtube.com/watch?v=Nq6dc-NwqjA . \nAnd as everyone focused back on socializing, Zander eventually got over being zinged in the face with the tinfoil and the magenta colored glow stick. Although Zander would still on occasion quickly turn his head one way or the other, hoping to catch someone by surprise if they were getting ready to throw something at him. Some of the other animals who saw Zander doing that, thought he may have been a bit crazy.\nZander had then remembered to inquire of Wasafa, “Uh, Bonzo. Shouldn't your sister with the cub who needs the curcumcision have been here by now?”.\n“She be here soon. She Maria. Me sister Maria.”, Wasafa answered Zander as Geulo asked Tahiry to go outside and get Habbar and Cheesah.\nOut in the parking lot, as Tahiry Fossa approached Cheeash and Habbar out near Wasafa's car, Habbar asked, \"What was all the laughing in there a while ago? I never seen it get like that before\".\n\"Me neither\", Cheesah added.\n\"We were making the biggest geek out of Zander you ever saw in your life\", Tahiry answered as Cheesah and Habbar busted out laughing.\n\"What a shit head\", Cheesah laughed.\n\"Everything on your end is taken care of?\", Tahiry asked.\n\"It's done\", Cheesah answered.\n\"And Janeeza?\", Tahiry asked.\n\"She's in my Brother's car. With Sedric by the pawn shop\", Cheesah again answered as Tahiry noticed the Land Rover, belonging to Zhang and Annika, parked across the street next to the pawn shop that was closed for the night.\n\"Well\", said Habbar. \"Everything's ready for it to go down. Let's do it\", after which, Habbar, Cheesah and Tahiry headed into the night club.\nInside the night club, Wafasa was sitting next to Zander Rat. Without Zander noticing, Cheesah asked Wasafa to let him have that stool, and Wasafa obliged letting Cheesah have the stool beside Zander as another song began to play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3iVHlSoJAs .\n\"So, Bonzo, how long will it be before Mari...AHHHH!\", Zander Rat said as he turned and saw Cheesah Meerkat sitting right next to him...The same Meerkat who hospitalized Zander less than two months ago.\n\"NO NO NO! Bonzo, where are you?!\" Zander franticly asked as he slipped off of his bar stool and headed for the front door on his way out of the club.\nThen Geulo Genet, Habar Fossa and his brother Haja, Tahiry Fossa and Wasafa Mongoose began to follow Zander outside.\n\"Hey! That rat didn't pay!\", The bartender, an Irish Setter, called out. \"You five owe a tab too! Get back here!\"\n\"How much is it?\", Cheesah asked.\nThe Irish Setter replied, \"Twenty seven rupees and...\"\n\"Here's thirty rupees. Keep it\", Cheesah told the bartender as he tossed thirty rupees on the counter then followed the rest of them outside. \nAs Zander Rat made his way across the the parking lot of the Tropic Club to where his Dodge Viper was parked in the lot of the old abandoned concrete plant, he fumbled the keys to his car out of his clip on wallet and dropped his wallet but still had the keys. As Zander hurriedly got into his car, he noticed a Land Rover driven by a young female meerkat pull into the abandoned plant lot not far from him.\nAs Geulo Genet, Tahiry Fossa, Haja Fossa and Wasafa Mongoose approached Zander's car, Cheesah Meerkat and Habbar Fossa, were still walking from the night club parking lot. They had let the others go up ahead. It was planned that way. \n\"Some other time guys! I gotta get outa here! You see that meerkat and fossa coming this way?!\"; Zander told the four of them.\n\"I see them\", said Tahiry as Cheesah and Habbar continued approaching. \"They don't look to friendly do they?\", Tahiry sarcastically continued.\n\"They don't like me!\" Zander Exclaimed. \"The meerkat fucked me up before Christmas!\"\n\"Yea. Well, it looks like you better get outa here while you still can\", Tahiry Fossa told Zander as Haja made the motion of stepping out of the way from behind Zander's car.\n\"Well. See ya. I gotta go\", Zander said as he went to start his car.\n\"VROOP rum rum rum pop POW\", Zander's Dodge Viper went as he attempted to start it.\n\"What's wrong with this thing!\", Zander exclaimed as he tried to start his car again only to hear it's starter go, \"rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur\", this time, with no compression holding against the starter.\n\"COME ON! COME ON!, Zander yelled at his car as again he tried to start it.\nZander's Viper would only go, \"rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur\", as Cheesah and Habbar got closer and closer.\n\"DON'T LET THEM GET ME! DON'T LET THEM GET ME!\", Zander freaked out to those who he still thought were his friends.\nZander tried to start his car again, this time rocking back and forth in his seat as the car would only go, \"rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur\".\nCheesah reached in under a nearby palmetto and pulled out a Comet cleanser can with the top cut off.\n\"It won't start with THIS in your engine, dumb ass\", Cheesah told Zander as he tossed it, hitting Zander in the face with it, poofing the unused portion of Comet cleanser all over Zander and all in his car.\nThe once 440 horse power V-10 engine in Zander's Dodge Viper had been reduced to an inert chunk of metal with the cylinder walls torn up from the Comet cleanser Cheesah had poured earlier into the throttle body.\n\"BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BONZO! DOOOOO SOMETHING! HELP ME!\", Zander pleaded to Wasafa Mongoose.\n\"Me not Bonzo\", Wasafa told Zander. \"Me real name Wasafa. Wasafa Mongoose. And nick name me give you on other day. It mean crazy shit\".\nZander's eyes opened wide enough to where it looked like they would fall out of their sockets as Wasafa continued, \"Things me tell you on other day. Those things no nice. Things me tell you be, fuck you, go to Hell, suck me mongoose pee-pee, you brain made from shit, car should hit you\".\n\"Get the picture, shit for brain?\", Cheesah asked Zander as Zander was so scared he pissed all over the underside of the dashboard in his car as he still sat behind the wheel.\nWasafa also told Zander, \"Cub me sister have me tell you 'bout. Is not no cub. Me sister too young to have cub. Cub me tell you 'bout. He no exist\".\n\"But THIS cub does\", a female voice sounded out.\nIt was Janeeza Meerkat holding paws with little six year old Sedric Genet still wearing a cast boot on his left leg. But the issue wasn't a cast boot on a minor leg fracture. The issue was his little Genet cub penis poking into the open with no more sheath to cover and conceal it...Just the way Zander had rendered it last Saturday, when he didn't leave his \"paws off\" of Sedric's bottom while the other doctors were trying to save a dingo cub's life. To Zander, it was like both Sedric and his penis robbed of it's sheath were crying out for justice. \n\"You proud of what you did to him, Doctor Creep?\", Cheesah asked Zander as young Sedric stared at Zander with a look of disdain.\n\"It's a full moon tonight, rat. It is said bad shit happens when the moon is full \", Haja told Zander while briefly glancing up at the full moon. \nZander quickly grabbed his cell phone from the consol to call for help, only for Haja to snatch it away from him and throw it as far as he can.\nAt that moment, it had gotten so quiet, the only thing you could hear was the Indian folklore music playing from the open patio doors of the night club as the odor of rat poop emanated from Zander's car.\nZander had shit right where he sat on the driver's seat with it squishing out between his ass and the seat upholstery.\n\"Sedric, I know a pizza place. It's open all night, babe\", Janeeza told Sedric as the two them began to walk away.\n\"I would like some pizza, Janeeza. Thank you\", Little Sedric replied.\n\"Let's go then\", Janeeza softly said to Sedric as they got back into the Land Rover. \"What is about to happen here. It isn't meant for a cub your age to watch\".\nAs Zander watched the Land Rover pull away, the silence was shattered with an extremely loud \"FWHOP!\". Sedric's brother Geulo swung a 30 inch long, 1 inch outside diameter, steel pipe into the windshield of Zander's car. Zander freaked as he tried to get out, wallowing in his own shit. \n\"FWHOP!\". This time a large section of two ply glass knocked out as it collapsed onto the dashboard and into Zander's lap.\n\"NOOOOOO! LET ME OUT OF HERE! HEEEEELLLP!\", Zander hollered as he opened the driver's door only for Cheesah to snap kick it shut back on Zander.\nZander then tried the passenger's door. WHUMP! went the door as Wasafa Mongoose kicked it shut. \n\"AH! AH! AH!\", Zander let out as he went back to the driver's door and again opened it. \nWHUMP! Cheesah kicked the driver's door shut on Zander's paw.\n\"YAAAAAAAAHHHH!\", Zander hollered in pain, holding his broken paw with his other paw.\nTHUD! Geulo hammered the steel pipe down on top the windshield frame using both paws as he stood on the hood, hitting the windshield frame so hard he veed it half way down.\n\"OOOO! EEEEEEE! AHHHHH!\", Zander hollered as he tried to escape out of his car.\nGeulo jumped down off Zander's car and held the pipe in one paw, repeatedly slamming it down on the hood, WHOP POW THUMP BANG POW BANG WHOP BANG POP WHOOMP THUMP POW. Geulo continued to pound Zander's car hard enough to literally tear up the fiberglass hood as pieces were being ripped out of it onto the ground.\n\"AHHHH AH-AH! AHHHH AH-AH!\", Zander continued freaking out.\nIf there was ever a time in Zander Rat's life he wished like unholy Hell he had a gun with at least six rounds in it, this was that time. But being from Egypt where guns are outlawed, he never owned one, and probably wouldn't have known how to use one anyway...Having pepper spray might have given Zander a chance to escape, but he didn't even have THAT.\n\"UH UH UH UH UH UH!\", Zander let out, not knowing what to do.\nZander then frantically again opened the driver's door. >WHAM< Cheesah kick slammed the door shut so hard, the window, which was rolled down, shattered as tempered glass granules can be heard falling inside the door.\nZander then climbed up on the trunk to get out of his car, with his own rat shit mashed into the fur of his ass, nut sack, behind his legs and under the base of his tail. As Zander hopped down off the trunk, he fell flat on his face onto the coarse gravel lot.\n\"AHHH AHHH AHHH!\", Zander screamed as he got up and ran only to have Wasafa trip him. \n\"LEAVE ME ALOOOONNNNE!\", Zander screamed as he stumbled back up on his feet again.\nCheesah came flying into Zander with a side snap kick into Zander's side, inflicting internal injuries.\n\"YEAOOOOOOOUUUUUU!\", Zander cried out in great pain as he collapsed back down onto the gravel parking lot.\nZander laid on the gravel a few seconds then slowly got back got up again.\n\"OH OUW OH OUW OH OUW OH OUW!\", Zander cried out in excruciating pain as he ran with a lope toward the street, and with matted shit dropping off of his underside and legs.\nThe boys followed Zander as he tried to escape them. When Zander got to the street, he didn't head in the direction back into town. Like an idiot, he instead ran down the cobblestone street toward the railroad crossing, in the direction to where the street becomes a lone, ragged, asphalt road going through the industrial district\".\n\"EYOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEE!\", Zander hollered as Wasafa Mongoose came up from behind and side kicked Zander in one of his kidneys, dropping him onto the street.\n\"MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!\", Zander hysterically screamed as he laid in the middle of the street. \n\"When WE decide it's over, it's over!\", Habbar told Zander as the boys took turns kicking Zander and spitting on him.\n\"You'll never fuck up another cub again!\", Sedric's brother Geulo told Zander. \"We're gonna see to that!\".\n\"You smell like shit, Zander. New cologne?\", Haja Fossa remarked as he kicked Zander in the face.\nZander then began crawling on three of all fours down the street as the boys began laughing at him. One paw Zander couldn't use because it was broken from the car door that was slammed on it.\n\"I'd like to kick him in the ass. But he shit on himself\", Cheesah laughed as the others laughed.\n\"You big, stupid cub. You crawlie and poopie doopie on yourself?\", Habbar taunted Zander as everyone laughed at Zander continuing to crawl down the street.\n\"Cubby, he do boom-boom\", Wasafa laughed as the boys continued laughing at Zander. \n\"THIS IS WHAT EIGHT YEARS OF MED SCHOOL GETS YOU!\", Tahiry Fossa shouted at Zander as the other boys laughed even harder.\n\"Being a pervert got him this\", Cheesah corrected Tahiry.\nZander crawled toward the the pawn shop from the center of the street and found a half of a loose cobblestone.\n\"He's going to try to fight us with that brick!\", Habbar Fossa laughed as Zander faced the pawn shop raising the piece of cobblestone with his remaining good paw.\n\"I KNOW WHAT HE'S TRYING TO DO!\", Geulo called out as he came running toward Zander with the pipe.\n\"NO YOU DON'T!\", Geulo told Zander as he smashed Zander's paw with the pipe before he could throw the piece of cobblestone.\n“AHHHYYYEEEEEEEE!”, Zander hollered out in more pain as his would be projectile fell to the street, and he knelt at the curb, holding both broken paws between his knees. \n\"He was going to break a window. And set off the alarm in the pawn shop. And the police would have been here\", said Cheesah.\n\"It's not happening now\", said Geulo.\n“AHH YAA AHH YAA AHH YAA AHH YAA!”, Zander screamed in pain as he vigorously rock back and forth still knelt at the street curb.\nShock and blind survival instinct took over as Zander scurried to his feet, and in spite of all his pain and injuries, he broke out running into the night, down the street toward the industrial district.\n“Anyone wanna take bets how far he'll get?!”, Haja Fossa called out as the boys ran after Zander.\n “THIS far”, Geulo replied as he slung the pipe down the street, skimming it down the cobblestones toward Zander.\n>Clang ying wang chang clang< the pipe sounded as it spun and sparked along the cobblestones then tangled in Zander's feet, tripping him and busting his nose on the street, then the pipe tumbling end over end beyond where Zander fell as it sounded >cling - rwang - kang yang bap tap<.\n“YEEEEEEE!”, Zander sounded off as he got up on his ass with his face bloody, sitting on the street.\nAs the boys ran up to him, Tahiry Fossa flew into Zander with a side kick breaking two of Zander's ribs, slamming Zander face down onto the street as Geulo ran up to the pipe, stopping his momentum with short choppy steps, then picked up the pipe.\n“WHAT YOU DID TO MY CUB BRO! THIS IS FOR YOU!”, Geulo said as he stood waving the pipe at Zander who was gnashing his teeth in excruciating pain, and trying to sit back up.\n“Let us help you up, Zander!”, Cheesah told him as he and Haja jerked Zander up on his ass by each arm.\nAs they turned loose of Zander, Geulo swung the pipe twice into Zander's arm as hard as he can, shattering an elbow then inflicting a compound fracture on Zander's upper arm. By now, Zander was in too much shock to utter a sound.\n“NOVAMENTE!” (again!), Geulo called out.\nCheesah and Haja again jerked Zander back up on his ass then stepped back.\nGeulo swung the pipe as hard as he can through Zander's mouth, knocking out both denture plates and most of his remaining teeth sending them flying across the street and bouncing along the cobblestones as Zander slammed back down again.\n“NOVAMENTE!”, Geulo shouted.\nZander was jerked back up on his ass.\nGeulo swung the pipe as hard as he can through Zander's mouth.\n“NOVAMENTE!”, Geulo shouted.\nZander was jerked back up on his ass.\nGeulo swung the pipe as hard as he can through Zander's mouth.\n“NOVAMENTE!”, Geulo shouted.\nZander was jerked back up on his ass.\nGeulo swung the pipe through Zander's mouth.\n“NOVAMENTE!”, Geulo shouted.\nZander was jerked back up on his ass.\nGeulo swung the pipe through Zander's mouth.\nBy now, the lower half of Zander's mouth was knocked almost completely off his head, barely hanging by one side, with his jaw bone pulverized. All of Zander's teeth were gone, his tongue was laying out on the street, and a lot of Zander's blood was all over the street and splattered on his assailants. \n “NOVAMENTE!”, Geulo shouted.\nZander was jerked back up on his ass.\nCheesah Meerkat and Haja Fossa forced Zander Rat's arms straight out behind him, in by doing so, placed Cheesah and Haja back out of the way of getting struck. Haja had to hold Zander up by his upper arm and lean back out of the way of the pipe. That was because the arm Haja had a hold of was the arm and elbow Geulo had busted with the steel pipe. The rest of Zander's broken arm dangled down by his side with bone protruding out of it.\nThen Geulo Genet repeatedly swung the pipe as hard as he can, pulverizing Zander Rat's snout with forward swings and back swings while Cheesah and Haja held Zander in a sitting up position. The hanging lower half of Zander's mouth flipped around slinging blood everywhere each time Zander got struck in the face with the pipe.\nHabbar Fossa snap kicked Zander in the throat, as Zander's useless, lower mouth half flipped around again. Then Cheesah and Haja turned loose of Zander, allowing him to fall to the street gagging for air. \nOver and over again, Geulo shouted, “NOVAMENTE!”.\nOver and over again, Zander was jerked back up on his ass.\nOver and over again, Geulo swung the pipe, striking Zander in the face and snout, transforming Zander's face into an unrecognizable mash of mangled flesh, blood and protruding bone fragments. Zander didn't even have the shape to his snout anymore and much of his former face was severely beaten beyond recognition into hanging ribbons of bloody flesh.\n\"IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?! YOU NEED ONE!\", Cheesah shouted at Zander, just before he and Haja threw Zander face down onto the street.\n\"A REAL ONE! NOT A QUACK!\", Geulo added as Zander was being slammed down, followed by Haja Fossa repeatedly stomping Zander in his remaining kidney.\n \n[largethumb]768440[/largethumb]\n\"Levante o rato. Novamente. Levante ele.\" (Lift the rat. Again. Lift him.), Wasafa Mongoose said as he stepped in front of Zander.\nCheesah and Haja jerked Zander up on his ass by each arm and held him in a sitting position, with Haja again holding onto the upper part of Zander's arm that Geulo had broken.\nWasafa then pushed back his penis sheath and poked his penis all the way out facing only inches from the mangled remains of what was Zander's face as the others laughed.\n\"You like me mongoose pee-pee?\", Wasafa taunted Zander as everyone except Zander laughed . \n\"Say hello to me mongoose pee-pee. Say hello to him, rato\", Wasafa further taunted. \n\"Me mongoose pee-pee. He say hello to YOU, rato\", Wasafa laughed, shaking it at Zander's facial remains.\n\"ZANDER FOUND A FRIEND!\", Habbar loudly laughed.\n \"I DON'T THINK IT LIKES ZANDER!\", Haja replied.\n\"YOU BETTER NOT CUT IT, ZANDER!\", Habbar added. \nBy now, the boys were almost rolling with laughter.\nAlthough Zander Rat was still conscious, he was in shock and too weak to do any thing about it except just look at Wasafa Mongooses's penis staring close up at him face to face. And what little sense of smell Zander had left was getting permeated with the popcorn, epoxy smelling sex scent from Wasafa's penis. Zander could do nothing except smell it.\n\"WOW, ZANDER! YOU'RE A MESS!\", Geulo told him.\n\"Rato face look bad. Me pee-pee lookin' at BIG mess now. Me pee-pee happy HE not Zander\", Wasafa laughed as everyone laughed along with Wasafa who still had his penis facing two inches from Zander's facial remains.\n\"HEY! ZANDER! YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR FACE! WASAFA'S DICK HAS A BETTER FACE THAN YOURS!\", Tahiry laughed.\n\"Be careful, Tahiry. You'll make Zander envious\", said Cheesah.\n\"Envious of a dick?!\", Habbar laughed.\n\"By now, Zander should be\", Cheesah laughed. \"Isn't that right, Zander?\"\n\"Hey, rato. Me pee-pee have surprise for you. Pee-pee have just for YOU. A surprise\", Wasafa laughed.\nWasafa Mongoose then cut loose with a big, full force, long piss into the mangled, open remains of where Zander's face use to be as everyone busted out in hard laughter.\n \n[largethumb]764519[/largethumb]\n \"See, rato? This what pee-pee have for YOU\", Wasafa laughed as he continued peeing.\n\"Hey, piss face! You like this?!...Caca Louco!\" Geulo taunted Zander.\n\"And he actually LIKED that name\", Haja laughed.\nAfter Wasafa finished peeing, he taunted at Zander, \"Hey rato. You pee-pee can no do THIS. No?\", then began rolling his sheath back and fourth at Zander's facial remains, repeatedly covering and uncovering his penis head >in out, in out, in out, in out< up in Zander's face. \nWasafa continued, \"Ha ha ha ha ha! Hey, Rato. You pee-pee, it can no do in an' out - in an' out - in an' out?\" \nThen Wasafa held his penis out in Zander's face, and taunted, \"Look an' see this, Rato? Me show you REAL pee-pee, Rato. See what REAL pee-pee look like?\".\n\n[largethumb]653269,32[/largethumb]\nThe rest of the boys laughed when Wasafa continued taunting, \" Ha ha ha! Hey, Rato. You only have STUBBY pee-pee, Rato. Only out. You pee-pee, it silly. You pee-pee, it nothing. Most of you pee-pee, it only head. Ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ha WHOOOOOOOOOH!\".\n\"Don't even look natural, does it.\", Haja further rubbed it in with a sadistic grin, as Zander just stared in a state of shock.\n\"He calls THAT a dick?\", Cheesah added with a laugh.\n\n[largethumb]765925,8[/largethumb]\nAs Wasafa resumed popping his penis head >in out, in out, in out, in out< at Zander's facial remains, the boys jumped around with laughter when Wasafa started in on Zander with, \" Pee-pee see you! Pee-pee no see you! Pee-pee see you! Pee-pee no see you! Pee-pee see you! Pee-pee no see you!\".\n\n[largethumb]765419[/largethumb]\nWasafa's display and those comments jabbed Zander really deep emotionally over his dick perpetually exposed by circumcision, which has had a lifelong psychological effect on Zander that always fucked with his mind as it was...But Zander Rat's lifelong, circumcision, anxiety complex seemed pale in comparison to the shit that was happening to him now.\nWasafa continued popping his penis head >in out in out in out in out< at Zander's facial remains, and continued taunting at Zander,\" Pee-pee see you! Pee-pee no see you! Pee-pee see you! Pee-pee no see you! Pee-pee see you! Pee-pee no see you! Pee-pee see yu...Oooooh Ya ya ya Mmmmmmph umm umm ummmmmm\".\n\"Damn anyway, Wasafa!\", Cheesah busted out laughing as he and Haja turned loose of Zander, letting him fall while the other boys jumped around, laughing and clapping their paws\nWasafa got his composure back then busted out laughing, \"Uh-ho! Me pee-pee do jack-off!, as he ran around laughing, hopping around and clapping his paws with his penis still extended out and still slinging semen out of it.\n\"Wasafa just shot a load. Right in Zander's new face!\", Cheesah laughed as the others laughed even harder. \n\"Zander saw THAT one...cumming\", Haja laughed. .\n\"Me...Ha ha ha ha ha!...Me pee-pee look at iofe rato face to long!\", Wasafa laughed as he hopped around clapping. \"Me pee-pee...Me pee-pee get sick of rato face! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Me pee-pee throw up. Because he look at rato face! Whoooooooh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!\"\nZander just stared languorously in a state of shock like a zombie, with mongoose cum all over his facial remains.\n\"For...Ha ha ha ha ha ha! For Ha ha ha! For the rato face. That don't say much\", Cheesah laughed.\n\"When a di Ha ha ha ha ha!...When a dick thro Ha ha ha ha ha ha!...When Ha ha...\",Habbar tried to say.\n\"You mean when a dick throws up looking at it?!\", Tahiry laughed as everyone again busted out laughing.\n\"That's REALLY bad! I REALLY call that an ugly rato face! A REAL iofe face!\", Cheesah laughed.\n\"And his face! I'm not finished with yet!\", Geulo exclaimed, waving the pipe. \"Get him up!\"\n\"On your ass, perverted creep!\", Cheesah commented to Zander Rat as he and Haja jerked Zander back up. \nThis time, Zander was raised up to where his penis was again pressed completely flat like a disk between his body and the street. \n\n[largethumb]765925,5[/largethumb]\nZander had been circumcised so short, that when his penis would get pressed in toward his body, it would not roll back inside his body as though it had a pseudo sheath. It would instead, simply flatten against his body, still completely exposed, taking on the shape of a pink coin with a little squirt hole in the center.\n\n[largethumb]768054,8[/largethumb] \nGeulo was about to strike Zander again. But then, they heard a swershing sound from Zander's bottom.\n\"Sounds like a cricket down there\", Tahiry mentioned.\nThe boys REALLY busted out laughing when they figured out what the sound was. Zander had let go with a piss while his penis was pressed flat against the street. As the pee forced out from between Zander's flattened out penis and the cobblestone his penis was firmly mashed flat on, it made sweesh and swirshy sounds.\n\n[largethumb]768054,9[/largethumb]\nKnowing that Zander's penis was obviously flattened down as thin as a dime against the street, Wasafa made the statement it wasn't even a penis. Haja said he couldn't tell it from a pussy that was missing it's clef. Those things being said got Zander's lifelong anxiety complexes about his sexuality really going.\nThen Cheesah and Haja leaned Zander back...Everyone watched a pink, round, flat spot against Zander's bottom roll up off the street brick, to where everyone can see it. It had a hole in the center still spitting out piss. It was flattened thin as a coin, and none of it was folded over or hidden in any way. A completely exposed, round, pink spot boldly showed, that seemed like it was dumbfoundly gazing back in a trance at everyone, as it's hole continued to pour out piss. It even had soiling all over itself from being pressed in Zander's own poop.\n\n[largethumb]768054,10[/largethumb] \n\"What from Inferno is THAT shit\", Cheesah said, as he and the others gawked at the flat, pink spot, that was actually Zander's penis, momentarily pressed flat, as the pee hole in the center was still dropping a slow stream of pee.\n\"Me nao know. That for sure\", Wasafa said to rag out Zander about it.\n\"It's nothing but a pee hole dropping piss\", Habbar said, as Zander's penis appeared like there was no penis there.\nThen the area around Zander's pee hole slowly protruded outward, followed by the rest of the penis slowly springing back into shape. Zander's penis looked as though it was a little, pink, nasty accordion slowly unfolding back into being a 3-demintional penis again. To the boys, it really looked gnarly, nasty and funky. It was almost like a freaky dick side show.\n\n[largethumb]768054,11[/largethumb]\n\"Hey, I think it's coming back\", Haja sarcastically said, as the head of Zander's penis continued it's gnarly display of slowly extending itself back into it's normal shape.\n\"Me glad ME pee-pee not that way\", Wasafa taunted Zander.\n\"You said it, Wasafa. You got THAT right\", Habbar added.\nThen Haja Fossa REALLY hit Zander where it hurts with the statement, \"Hey, Zander. If I had a dick like yours, I would have jumped off a bridge a long time ago\", followed by everyone busting out in laughter...except for Zander Rat of course.\n\n[largethumb]768440,5[/largethumb]\nAs for Zander's lifelong anxiety complex about his sexuality, Haja's statement was like throwing gasoline on a raging fire. \nIn spite of being in severe shock and excruciating pain, and barely aware of what was happening, Zander was by now REALLY grinding up with distress over his anxiety complex about the way his penis was...and also on a guilt trip, that there are things sacred in there own way that are to be left untouched by scoundrels like himself, and NOT to be fucked with...such as cubs penises.\nAnd then...>WHACK<, Geulo struck Zander in the side of the head with the steel pipe, knocking out Zander's last remaining tooth and knocking Zander down to the street.\n \n[largethumb]768440,7[/largethumb]\n\"NOVAMENTE! LEVANTE O RATO!\", Geulo called out. \nAs Cheesah and Haja jerked Zander back up, Haja asked Zander, \"Cutting sheaths off of cub pee-wees means THIS much to you, Rat? Nasty, sick creep\".\nAs Geulo was preparing give the steel pipe another hard swing into Zander again, a fast moving, Indian Railways, passenger train came by at the crossing where the cobblestone street becomes asphalt road 200 meters (600 ft) away.\n http://youtube.com/watch?v=yBKguTWgPqI .\nCheesah and Haja stepped back. While the loud horn blew on the locomotive as it sped by, Geulo swung the pipe hard into the side of Zander's skull, crushing it so badly around his left eye, his eye ball fell out hanging by it's retinal cord.\n \n[largethumb]768440,8[/largethumb]\nAs the passenger cars sped by >clic-clak--clic-clak clic-clak--clic-clak clic-clak--clic-clak< Zander was sat back up on his ass. Then Wasafa side kicked Zander in the chest, breaking his sternum, caving it in between his lungs and tearing his esophagus.\nThen Wasafa remarked over the noise of the train, \"We have plenty bloody mary this night, Rato. Remember me say? Now you see\".\n http://youtube.com/watch?v=yBKguTWgPqI (footage 0:20) \nBy now, Zander was in so much pain, his brain began shutting down. \nPassenger cars continued speeding by >clic-clak--clic-clak clic-clak--clic-clak<. \nZander was set up again. Geulo swung the pipe hard as he can, knocking Zander's left ear off as a coach with the flat spot on a wheel sped by.\nZander Rat's perception of the noisy train wheel with the flat spot was as though it was somehow yelling at him, \"SHAME ON YOU, YOU DICK CUTTING PERVERT!\".\n http://youtube.com/watch?v=yBKguTWgPqI (footage 0:25) \nAs the train continued to speed by, Wasafa and Haja jerked Zander back up on his ass.\nThe last car on the train was the generator / brake car. As the generator / brake car sped by, making it's usual buzzing sound, Cheeash delivered a side jump snap kick between Zander's shoulder blades with almost the force of being struck by a car. Zander's head instantly snapped backward with his left eye popping around on it's retinal cord like a paddle ball, and his arms flopped straight out behind him as he slammed down hard onto the cobblestone street face down.\n http://youtube.com/watch?v=yBKguTWgPqI (footage 0:30) \nZander was now in a deep coma from shock trauma to the base of the brain, brain stem and spinal cord from the kick Cheesah Meerkat had just given him.\n\"O patife que corta os pios. Ele esta fora de comissao\" (The scoundrel who cuts the cubs. He is out of commission), Cheesah remarked as everyone gazed at Zander Rat laying on the street in a coma, mangled up in a pool of his own blood and other fluids, while the buzzing sound of the train's generator / brake car can be heard going away into the night.\nhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=yBKguTWgPqI (footage 0:35) \n\"What was it, Cheesah?\", Haja Fossa asked, not knowing Portuguese.\n\"Cheesah say rato who cut cub. He no in commission no more. Rato he creep. Rato he scoundrel\", Wafasa told Haja. \n\"I'll REALLY take him out of comissao. FURTHER out of comissao\", Geulo Genet said as he resumed working Zander Rat over with the steel pipe, who laid on the street, now in a coma, barely clinging to life. Geulo even pulverized Zander's penis and remaining testicle beyond recognition.\nThen the boys repeatedly propped Zander back up on his ass in the street and took turns practicing snap kicks on him with each kick being potentially lethal. The sound of snapping bones could be heard as Zander got kicked all over the cobblestones like a lifeless, bleeding rag doll with his lower mouth half still flipping around, and his left eye spinning and dangling by it's retinal cord. And with Zander Rat propped back up, Geulo used Zander for baseball bat practice, swinging the steel pipe with both paws into Zander Rat as hard as he can. \n\"DROGA VOCE, RATO! DROGA VOCE PARA O INFERNO!\" (Damn you, rat. Damn you to Hell), Geulo Genet hollered at the comatose rat as the pipe struck Zander so hard, it sounded like a base ball bat striking a hanging carpet.\n\"VA PARA O INFERNO!\" (Go to Hell), Geulo hollered as he hit Zander with the pipe again as hard as he can, shattering the rat's right shoulder joint, and breaking a shoulder blade.\n\"MEU IRMAO! FIQUE LONGE DELE! VOCE UMA PUTA PORCA!\" (My brother! Stay away from him! You a filthy bitch!), Geulo hollered as he continued to beat Zander as hard as he can with the steel pipe, over and over, tearing gaping holes in his hide. Zander Rat, while in a coma and possessing nothing that resembles a face, sustained more broken ribs, more broken bones, more internal injuries, more head trauma and his back broken in three places. \n\"Get mush face back up on his ass. I'm gonna nail him with another good kick\", Tahiry Fossa said.\nCheesah and Wasafa propped Zander back up, as the unconscious rat's head and arms hung limp straight downward with his left eye swinging like a pendulum by it's retinal cord from the mangled remains where a face use to be.\nTahiry then kicked Zander as hard as he can just under his already broken up rib cage, causing Zander's head and eye ball to flip straight up as a geyser of vomit gushed up in several directions where a mouth no longer was. \n\"Oooo, gross!\" Cheesah exclaimed as he and Wasafa jumped out of the way of the streams of sour rat puke.\n\"THAT me no touch no more\", Wasafa said as everyone watched Zander laying on the street, battered up, in a coma, with his gut contracting, and more vomit gushing out from between folds of mangled flesh and skull bone fragments as the vomit slopped out across the blood covered cobblestones.\n\"I don't want any of THAT on me\", Haja noted as the boys agreed to call it \"quits\" on Zander Rat, satisfied they had literally beaten him to a comatose pulp barely clinging to life...The boys fixed him good.\n\n[largethumb]591766,12[/largethumb]\nWhen they were done dealing with Zander Rat, Tahiry Fossa said, \"Back in Madagascar, we call this Island Justice\".\n\"That's right\", Habbar Fossa added as his older brother Haja nodded. \"Where we're from, that rat would have been beaten up all night long, then burnt to death on a beach before dawn\".\nAs the boys headed back to Wasafa Mongoose's car, Geulo Genet tossed the bloody pipe up on the roof of the pawn shop, it sounding off >yang - chong - bum ban< as it landed on top the building.\nIt was assumed that by the time the pipe is ever found again, someone would think an air conditioning contractor or a plumber had left it up there.\nAs the boys were almost to the car, Tahiry remembered once seeing an old tow rope among the junk that was in the trunk of Wasafa's car.\n\"What do you say to roping him to the front bumper and dragging him under the car a while?\", Tahary asked.\n\"Me car. It rear wheel drive. It have drive shaft\", Wasafa replied to Tahiry. \"Me might bend drive shaft. Me no want to risk that\".\n\"Or the rope wrap around it\", Cheesah added.\n\"He's in a coma. He wouldn't feel it anyway\", said Haja. \"He may even be dead by now for all we know\".\nIt was then ultimately agreed among everyone that enough had done, and to just let Zander Rat lay in the street for someone to find him...dead or alive. \nAfter everyone got into the car, the boys were to get another laugh for the night. A moment after Wasafa drove out from the Tropic Club parking lot onto the cobblestone street, he pulled into the gravel lot of the abandoned concrete plant where Zander's car was parked.\n\"Where are you going\", Cheesah asked.\n\"One more thing. You see.\", Wasafa replied.\nWasafa turned his car around on the gravel lot, then backed it up to Zander's battered up Dodge Viper.\nIt should be noted that a Hindustan Contessa is a conventional rear wheel drive car.\n\"Oh, I see what he's going to do\", Cheesah noted as everyone looked back in anticipation. \n>ROM ROM ROMMMMMMMM...< the 50 horse power, 4 cylender engine in Wasafa's Mongoose's car sounded off as Wasafa floored the accelerator, slinging ruts of gravel into the battered Viper as the racket behind sounded off like a bad hail storm >ping pop ping pock tic pock ping pock pop bop pock<.\nEveryone looked back with glee, laughing as they pulled away from the Viper on their way out of the gravel lot.\nWasafa managed to get the rear wheels to squeal a little bit as the car fishtailed onto the street.\n\"Aw-right! Got some rubber THAT time!\", Habbar Fossa exclained.\nThey headed out in the direction going through the industrial district headed away from town. Wasafa drove over Zander Rat's tail and right foot as they passed by him as he laid on the street. Two hundred meters further, >rump-et-te-rump< over the railroad crossing.\n“Bad jecko kike rats. Good riddance to them”, said Geulo, who was riding on the rear seat behind the driver, as they began to ride through the industrial district.\n“You can't just pick HIM. Then judge all rats by HIM”, Cheesah, who was on the front passenger seat, told Geulo.\n“I have two friends who are rats”, said Tahiry, who was sitting on the console, strattling between the two front seats. “And THEY'RE not like THAT creep back there”.\n“No whole species is bad. Not from one bad animal.”, Cheesah added.\n“Yea...I guess you're right”, Geulo acknowledged. “That creepy DOCTOR. That's all I saw”.\n“A fellow mongoose. Me use to know in homeland. HE no good”, Wasafa Mongoose mentioned to Geulo as he told the other boys about a mongoose, he knew of back in Angola, who was a ruthless drug and cub trafficker who killed anyone who got in his way. “Me ALSO mongoose. That no make ME bad”.\n\nThe boys cruised a while that night, going about their way as though Zander Rat never even existed. A while after they've been out cruising around, a news brief came in on the car radio about the assault on Zander Rat. Wasafa then put one of his CDs in his car's CD player, and the boys listened to some Cape Verde music while they were still out riding around. \nhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=PqPn6_yFel0 - \n\nhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=cr0hJ4Kz6b0 - \n\nhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=ky3y3jhZ8cc .\n\nAfter a while, the boys were riding with Wasafa at 70 kph (45 mph), down a stretch of straight, open highway that ran side by side with railroad tracks.\n\"Um mboio atras de nos. Esta vindo rapido\" (A train behind us. It's coming fast), said Geulo. \nA long, fast moving, \"Indian Railways\" passenger train was coming along in the same direction the boys were traveling.\n\"There's a train. It's about to pass us.\" Cheesah told the fossas.\nLess than a minute before the 130 kph (80 mph) passenger train would pass them, Geulo mentioned, \"I wonder how fast it's going\".\n\"We soon find out\", Wasafa said as he downshifted and floored it, giving the car's 50 horse power, four cylinder engine everything it's got, attempting to match the train's speed by the time it got even with them.\nThe train was still some distance back down the tracks when Wasafa began accelerating the car, anticipating that the train would already be passing them while the car was still trying to get up speed. It's a 50 horsepower car that takes over 25 seconds to go from 0 to 99 kph (60 mph), and would take even more time to go from their original speed to how ever fast the train was going.\nAnd Wasafa anticipated right. As the car was still laboring it's way to achieving top speed, the WAP-5 locomotive cruised on by, with a generator / brake car buzzing along behind, and the first of the passenger coaches passing by with their wheels making that rapid >clickity clackety< sound. But as the rest of the train passed on by, Wasafa's car eventually began to approach the speed the train was traveling.\nBy the time Wasafa shifted the car back up into 4th gear, the train was still outrunning them, but by now, not outrunning them by much. \n\"We're just about even with it\", Haja said moments later, after Wasafa had finally gotten the car going fast enough to where the train was now only barely passing them.\nA moment before the tail end generator / brake car would have caught up even with them, Wasafa finally got that Hindustan Contessa of his running even pace with the 130 kph passenger train...almost as fast as Wasafa's car can go, especially with the weight of five others riding with him.\n\"We're there\", Cheesah said as Wasafa'a car was keeping pace with the last passenger coach just ahead of the tail end generator / brake car. \nAs the boys could see other animals sitting in their seats and a raccoon walking the isle to his seat aboard the passenger coach, they could hear the constant buzzing of the tail end generator / brake car just behind as they heard the rapid >clickety clackety< sound of the steel wheels on steel rails. The boys noticed few of the passengers aboard the train would watch from their windows at Wasafa's car speeding along beside.\n\"One hundred thirty kilometers each hour\", Wasafa said as he glanced at the speedometer (about 80 mph).\nAfter running pace with the train for about a minute, Wasafa finally said, \"Me slow down now. So we no crash\", as he backed off of the accelerator allowing the train to leave them behind.\n\"There they go\", Cheesah said as the tail end generator / brake car buzzed on past them with it's blinking, red, taillight flashing in the night.\nAs the boys continued down the highway at 70 kph (45 mph), they watched the train's taillight eventually disappear down the tracks into the darkness down the long railroad straight away, as the train left them behind going nearly twice their speed.\n http://youtube.com/watch?v=rLt31MEXSPQ (on a stretch of track like where the dingo cub was hit a week earlier) and \nhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=8XiydK1EPbI show an Indian Railways passenger train going about the same speed as the train Wasafa and the boys kept pace with.\nAnother one is shown\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLSP-L8bX68\n\n About 45 minutes after midnight, on one edge of town, the boys stopped in at an all night hang out. It's an old, brick and stone, open front building, adorned with neon lights of colors of cobalt blue, hot magenta, lime green, aqua and violet. They serve pizza, rice dishes, sweet potato patties, fried plantains, onion rings, home made pies, ice cream, various other snacks, soda, tea, coffee and beer. And there were also mangoes, pineapples, passion fruit, bananas and other fruit the locals would bring in to be sold. The place had a relaxed, informal atmosphere one would expect to find in a Starbucks coffee house, but it catered more to teens and very young adults, ages 16 through 22.\nDrawing the attention of the others to the self service car wash next door, Geulo Genet mentioned, “We can't go in like this. Not with this blood on us”.\n“Good thinking, Geulo”, Cheesah Meerkat told him. \nCheesah then told the others, “One look at this blood on us, they'll call the law. Then we'll ALL be going down to the zoo” (jail).\n“I've been in jail before. It's not a place I want to go back to”, said Tahiry Fossa.\nSo the boys gathered some coins together and used the car wash's paw held wash wand set for low pressure to rinse the blood out of their fur, but the stains still remained.\n“It gonna take shower at home, With soap and water that is hot. Only that make stain go away”, Wasafa Mongoose said.\n“Wasafa's right”, said Geulo. “But at least now, it's not as noticeable”.\n“We should have the fossas place our orders for us”, Cheesah suggested, noticing that the blood stains hardly showed up at all on Habbar, Haja and Tahiry because of their fur being a dark brown color as is on fossas.\nHowever, the blood stains showed really bad on Cheeash and Wasafa, who were of light tawny fur color as is on meerkats and mongooses. And those stains weren't exactly invisible either on Geulo Genet's yellowish gold, medium color fur with black markings. \nWhile Habbar, Haja and Tahiry, all dripping wet from the car wash, went up to the counter and placed the orders, Cheesah and Wasafa stayed out at the car, with all four doors open. Wasafa reclined on the hood using the windshield to lay back on as he enjoyed the night tropic air. Cheesah adjusted the backrest of the driver's seat all the way back to recline on, hanging one foot and the end of his black tipped tail outside the car with the driver's door open. Cheesah and Wasafa chilled out a while as a slow, Angolan, bonga song played on the CD player in Wasafa's car \nhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=XZtx3ELQohQ . \nCheesah later found one of Habbar Fossa's Malagasy CDs that had been left in Wasafa's car a week earlier.\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yDabDvQzKQ .\nGeulo Genet and Haja Fossa were in the dining area, each sitting in ceiling hung, mostly inclosed, wicker seats at a coffee table, waiting to have Habbar and Tahary join him after they bought Cheesah's and Wasafa's orders out to them.\nThe dining area didn't have the typical, look alike booths and tables. The owners of this place thought outside the box when got it set up. There was a variety of recliners, vinyl covered sofas, inclosed wicker seats that hung from the roof trusses on springs and chain, lay back loungers (some of them plushie), love seats, stools, coffee tables, end tables, cable spool tables, stand up counters, and even some old automobile seats bolted to the floor and bean bag seats around a large, low table. And the hanging and potted flowering plants filled the dining area with sweet, floral fragrance. They even have wi-fi. Where ever you felt like sitting, standing or laying back depended on your preference and mood. And although the building was completely open in front with no air conditioning, there were fans, including some large, commercial grade fans on the ceiling that blew down into the dining area.\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWg78KVeRTI\nAfter Habbar and Tahiry bought Cheesah and Wasafa's food and drink out to them, they went inside with Haja and Geulo. Habbar took a hanging wicker seat like the ones Geulo and his older brother Haja had, and Tahiry pulled up a bean bag seat to the table.\nThey weren't dining long before Haja pointed out how bad the blood stains still showed up on Geulo. So the genet and the three fossas decided to take up their food, beer and other drinks and go out to the car and hang out with Cheesah and Wasafa.\n“Oh, we're OK. You didn't have to come outside. Not because of us”, Cheesah told the four of them after taking a sip of his beer, and as the car's CD player continued playing \"Tsy Atao Force\".\n“It's the blood stains on Geulo. You can still see them\", Haja said as he and his brother Habbar set their food and drinks down on the hood of Wasafa's car.\n“You right. Can see rato blood stain good on Geulo”, Wasafa said, chewing on an onion ring, as he turned and looked, still laying on the hood of his car and lounging back on the windshield.\nAs Tahiry set his food and drink on the trunk lid, Habbar mentioned, \"I looked for that CD yesterday. I didn't realize I had left it in the car\". \nAlthough the hoods and trunks of cars do make convenient tables, Geulo chose to go into the car on the back seat to finish eating. \n“Hey, look what I found”, Geulo later said as he found a paw held size bean sack with decorations on it laying on the floor, under the driver's seat, of Wasafa's car.\n“A kick sack. We use to play that when we were younger back in Madagascar”, Habbar Fossa said as older brother Haja agreed.\n“Me wonder where me put me kick sack”, said Wasafa. “Now you find. That good”. \n“Anyone up for a round at it?”, Geulo asked.\n“Let's go for it”, Habbar said as the other two fossas joined in.\nWithin a minute, Cheesah got out of the car and joined in on the fun, followed by Wasafa getting down off of the hood of his car and joining in.\nThe six of them had a good time playing kick sack, each one kicking the sack up with the top of the foot. Sometimes they would keep it off the dirt parking lot for more than a minute and a half at a time. None of them pretended the kick sack was Zander Rat though. That was all vented out in the street near the Tropic Club a while back. Whether the boys succeeded in killing Zander made no difference. By now, Zander Rat wasn't even a memory as far as the boys were concerned.\nWhen it came time to leave, Wasafa Mongoose made the offer to everyone to go out to his house to spend the rest of the night. Wasafa's house is outside of Salem, but beyond the other side of town, which left about a forty five minute drive into and through Salem to get there. As they headed out, Cheesah Meerkat sat, straddling the console, between Tahiry Fossa and Wasafa. Geulo Genet sat on the back seat between the Fossa brothers Habbar and Haja. This seating arrangement was made for a very good reason. The boys still had stains on them from Zander Rat's blood, and they would be driving through the city of Salem. And with no A/C, the windows would be down on a warm, tropic night. Cheesah and Geulo, who's lighter color fur showed the blood stains well, would be away from the windows. The fossas, who's fur was darker, would be near the windows. Wasafa, still being of light fur, rolled his driver's side window two thirds the way up (the windows are darkly tinted). This way, it was hoped that no one would report them over seeing Zander's blood stains on them.\nDuring the ride over to Wasafa's house, much of the trip took them along National Highway 47, which is a modern, major four lane highway through the Salem area. As Wasafa had that low rider Hindustan Contessa cruising at 115 + kph (70 + mph), the station the radio was tuned to was playing rave songs. \nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kao8LUjkZBw \nAnother rave song played on the car's radio as the boys cruised along National Highway 47 \nhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=lJhs7GKmu6c (video shows atmosphere similar to the Tropic Club).\nNot long after the boys began riding along NH 47, now cruising at about 100 kph (60 mph), Tahary Fossa, who was riding on the passenger's side front seat, retrieved a small pipe and pouch from a tote bag he had with him.\nAfter Tahary packed the pipe with the contents from the pouch, then lit it, Wasafa mentioned to Tahary, \"Oh, the dagga you have. Is good food for the brain\".\nTahary took a toke and pawed it over to Cheesah to paw it to Wasafa.\nAfter Wasafa took a toke, Tahary asked the others, \"Wanna hit it?\"\nThe Fossa brothers, Haja and Habbar, declined the offer.\n\"Our dad would beat unholy Hell out of my brother and I if we ever smoked that stuff and he found out\", older brother Haja replied, knowing their dad being the rough, no nonsense, sea captain he is.\nYounger brother Habbar added, \"The day Dad told us that, he meant it too\".\nWasafa then pawed the small pipe back to Tahary.\nThe next song was a lively, easy listening song that went well with highway cruising. \nhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=R8AybM5Gbjk .\nThe songs seemed to rhythm well to the 100 kph (62 mph) ride down NH 47, with the windows down in the warm, tropic night air. And the scented, car freshener oil in Wasafa's car maintained a pleasant, sandalwood smell.\nNight cruising NH 47 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITADmn6dJxs \nTahary Fossa, later tuned the car's radio to the favorite radio station he and Wasafa like. That station often played chutney soca, which in recent years had gained popularity in India...as well as also Caribbean rap and soca. Tahary Fossa and Wasafa Mongoose, as well as other members of the street gang Tahary and Wasafa had been associated with, favor that style music quite a bit (the other four in the car were not members or alumni of that street gang).\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlnllzDJ0L0\nGeulo Genet eventually wanted a toke off of that dagga pipe, so Tahary pawed it over to the back seat to Geulo.\nGeulo offered Cheesah a toke, but, like Haja and Habbar, Cheesah did decline the offer.\nContinuing along NH 47, the boys were chilling out, enjoying the ride and also beginning to get a bit drowsy...After all, it was well past midnight. Tahary tuned through a few stations on the car radio, figuring he would find some livelier music to help Wasafa stay awake at the wheel.\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AUfAjKcqMw\nEventually, Wasafa asked Tahary to tune the radio back to the station that was playing the chutney music. \nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-gdrrBhDJ0\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aCl1X974sQ\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEUCyS7O4YA\nAs they continued southwest along NH 47 into the rural countryside on the rest of the way to Wasafa's place, a Caribbean rap song played, which the older generation of conservative, anthro-animals call 'thug music'.\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxzx29M67S4 \nThe boys had been out late, and Cheesah and Tahiry were starting to get tired as they arrived to the exit where they were to turn off of NH 47...a short ways before the exit for Bhavani and Erode. Wasafa exited NH 47 then continued southbound down a rural, two lane road on their way to his house.\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZSudvBWJgA\nWhile riding along the lone, two lane road that goes to Wasafa Mongoose's place, over the car's radio, the broadcast station DJ could be heard announcing, \"Coming to you all night long from the Mango City with the music you love!\", after which the radio station's call letters were announced. \nThen the DJ announced, \"Vicky Linsang requested this one! Vicky, you're like me! You sure know good music when you hear it, girl!\". \nVicky Linsang, still on the phone with the DJ, replied, \"Oh thank you, thank you, thank you. My mate 'n' me really like that song\". \n\"Okay! You got it!\", said the DJ, \"Mammy Saaayyy!\".\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZhFPgUIbwo\nWasafa managed to stay alert enough to drive, thus the boys made it there OK with Tahiry and Cheesah starting to doze off to sleep as Wasafa finally arrived to his place as he then drove the car down the long, private lane leading to the house. \nThey finally arrived to Wasafa Mongoose's house, which is a modest, two bedroom, bungalow, nestled back in a grove of palm and banana trees, well outside of Salem, heading into the rural, tropical, Tamil Nadu countryside.\nEveryone spent the rest of the night with Wasafa at his place, after they went into the bathroom and showered Zander Rat's blood stains off of themselves with soap and good warm water.\nThere were a few hours left before dawn for everyone to get some sleep. Wasafa let the fossa brothers, Haja and Habbar, use the extra bedroom with a king size, plush matress on the floor for a bed. In the living room, Cheesah slept on a sofa, and Geulo and Tahiry slept on some mats Wasafa gave them to roll out onto the floor. And Wasafa slept in his usual bedroom. The breeze from the fans in the open windows felt good in the warm tropic air, and the humming sound of the fans running in the quiet predawn hours was soothing to go to sleep by. And occasionally, a gentle wind could be heard blowing in the palm trees outside, as their fronds cast shadows against the open windows in the light of the full moon. A radio on a hallway table, turned down soft and low, also played some subtle music. \nhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=iMfvyc2EGm0 .\nAs the next song played, everyone began to fall asleep \nhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=jFYlChHSdzo . \nIt had been quite a night, and everyone was pretty well dozed off into REM sleep through the next song. In spite of the song's lively rhythm, the boys continued to sleep through it as though it were an easy playing song. \nhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=PKt3UkYSvQ8 . \nAlthough the radio was to be left on until dawn, the boys were already well into REM sleep and no one knew what songs followed next. And the station that Wasafa's radio was tuned to began broadcasting songs which were more soothing. \n http://youtube.com/watch?v=jHRKd_pkdE8 .\nIt's been said that the right kinds of music, while in REM sleep, can bring on strange dreams.\nAnd a song eventually came in on the radio in the hallway that invoked one of those strange dreams for Cheesah. \n https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rttLlmVicvE (only the 1st song in the selection).\nAs the song played, Cheesah began dreaming that he had met his long deceased, older brother Jorad.\nCheesah could hardly believe it when he dreamed of asking his brother, \"Jorad! Isso Voce!? (Jorad! That you!?)\"\nAnd Jorad replied, \"Sim, meu irmao. Sou eu. (Yes, my brother. It's me.)\"\nCheesah's dream of fellowship with his deceased brother seemed so real, and nothing like a dream at all.\nIn Cheesah's dream, they were hugging, talking and doing things together, and enjoying each others company. \nAt one time in the dream, Jorad asked Cheesah how Mom and Dad are doing, and about their two other brothers, Zhang and Mose. Cheesah assured Jorad they are doing well, and made mentioned of their nephew Raphael...brother Zhang and Annika's son. \nThe actual dream was only for little while. But it seemed like to Cheesah that he and brother Jorad enjoyed many hours together in this incredibly beautiful place.\nLater in the dream, they came to a pebble bedded creek which was 30 meters (approx 100 feet) across. The water, which was clear as glass, wasn't much more than ankle deep. \n\"Cheesah, meu irmao. Anda SO com eu (Cheesah, my brother. Come on with me)\", Jorad said as he walked into the shallow water and began to cross the creek.\n\"Nao Jorad. Fique com eu (No, Jorad, Stay with me)\" Cheesah pleaded as he would not step into the water.\nJorad walked across to the other side, but Cheesah did not cross. On the other side of the creek, Jorad gave Cheesah a look back, then slowly vanished into a mirage.\n\"Jorad, volte para mim. Jorad. Onde voce esta? Nao va bazar. Jorad. Nao va bazar. Nao va bazar. (Jorad, come back. Jorad. Where are you? Don't leave. Jorad. Don't leave. Don't leave.)\", Cheesah called out in his sleep, not long after an entrancing song with a sitar and flute began playing on the radio.\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxyRJDoy5fw . \nBack in the old homeland, the family had lost Jorad in an Angolan civil war 18 years earlier when Cheesah was only 3 years old.\nAt some point during the predawn hours, the station Wasafa had the radio tuned to always plays those relaxing, Hindu songs that are really good to sleep soundly by. One such soothing song that played was http://youtube.com/watch?v=JiTpnD20Elk . \nLater on into the quiet predawn hours, the station the radio was tuned to played a soothing, instrumental with sitar and flute. This was also about that time before dawn that Wasafa, Geulo, Cheesah and the three fossas were getting sexual erections in their sleep, as their penises took turns venturing out of sheath to make that proud, erotic, morning stand...the ole 'morning woody' males are so familiar with. Cheesah's penis was putting out that sex scent really strong into the living room that smells like epoxy and popcorn butter. Cheesah, like his nephew, has always been blessed with his penis having a stronger than normal sex smell. As the window fans continued humming along, the gentle night breeze continued to blow outside, and the boys still slept, and as their little pee-pees raised their heads up like startled snakes, the radio continued to play.\n http://youtube.com/watch?v=FA5eik90CKE\nA few hours after everyone went to bed, the sky was starting to get light. It was soon to be the beginning of a new day, Saturday morning. Some of the boys were still having those 'morning woodies'. The sun hadn't yet come up when the next song came in on the radio in the hallway.\n http://youtube.com/watch?v=J85IoGZlvNA . \nShortly after dawn, Wasafa's female friend, Lanette Mongoose, came by as everyone was waking up. After Wasafa got up, he had to place the cover to his bed out on the back porch to be washed. A while before dawn, Wasafa got an erection dreaming about Lanette, then got to massaging his penis head in his sleep, and had a wet dream on the bedding. After Wasafa came back through his bedroom from the porch (the master bedroom has a door to the back porch and patio, and a door from the hallway), and was on his way to the living room to greet Lanette, he turned up the radio which sat on the hallway table. \nhttp://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H0m3Lfkzcw4 . \nAfter the hugs, kisses and display of affection between Lanette and Wasafa near the front porch room of the house, Lanette fixed some breakfast for everyone.\nDuring breakfast, Wasafa told Lanette what he and the boys had done to Zander Rat during the night. Lanette had known of things Dr. Zander Rat had always done, and of what he had done to Sedric. She said what Zander Rat had gotten, he had every bit of it coming.\nChessah told the others about the dream he had of seeing his deceased brother, Jorad.\n\"I've heard of those before. Those kind of dreams\", Lanette told Cheesah. Then it got everyone's attention when Lanette continued, \"Cheesah, it's a good thing you DIDN'T cross that creek with your brother. We would have found you dead this morning. In your sleep, you would have died. And you would be with your brother now. In the afterlife\".\n\"Huh?\", Tahiry Fossa asked. \"You actually believe that would have happened?\"\nGeulo mentioned, \"I was once told about dreams of falling off a cliff, or a tall building. If you don't wake up before you hit the ground, you would die in your sleep\". \nWasafa added, \"If you dream you see snakes, that mean someone try to hurt you\".\n\"I've heard of that before\", Haja replied.\nAfter everyone finished breakfast, Wasafa gave everyone rides back to their homes...After which, he came back to his place and spent some intimate, quality time with Lanette.\n\nThe night didn't go so well for Zander Rat though.\nThat Valentine's Friday night, shortly after the boys took off from the Tropic Club parking lot, Zander was finally discovered laying on the street, in a coma, covered in his own blood, 200 meters before the railway crossing where the boys left him. He had not been laying there for very long before a night club patron and his wife found Zander when they almost ran him over with their car as they were leaving to go home.\nWhen the couple, two otters, first noticed Zander, they had assumed he was a drunk who passed out where he was laying until they had a closer look at him. They then called for an ambulance when they thought he was a drunk who ran out into the path of a car and the driver did not stop.\nNot long after paramedics and law enforcement arrived, it was determined Zander was severly beaten up, and not hit by a car...But by whom remains unsolved. And the steel pipe Geulo Genet used to beat Zander Rat's face off with wouldn't be found until much later. A large crowd soon came out from the night club, many of them who were two sheets to the wind from drinking, to gather around and see what was going on. And it didn't take long for the theories as to how it happened to begin circulating among them. \n“I bet he was dragged beneath a truck for several miles. Or she. I can't tell”, a fox suggested.\n“Honey, It looks more like the truck ran him over, he, she or whoever”, the fox's wife told her husband.\n“I'd say it's probably a sucide attempt”, a lemur put his theory out there.\n“I don't think so. Not with all THAT done to him”, a makak replied as she shugged her shoulders and held her paws outward. \nA big, half drunk, dopey bear even suggested, “Maybe he got hit by a train down at the crossing and was knocked all the way over here”.\n“WHAT?! That's two hundred meters away. No one gets knocked THAT far, even by a train”, a weasel retorted to the bear.\n“You would see a train stopped on the tracks if THAT were the case. They wouldn't just keep on going”, a fossa noted to the bear as Zander Rat was being loaded aboard the ambulance.\n“Besides that, there would be nothing left”, the weasel added.\n“There's nothing left to him as it is”, a female white wolf said as the paramedics inside the ambulance pulled the rear doors shut.\nAs the ambulance speed away with the siren sounding off it's sharp, lo-hi-lo-hi shrill, and the blue lights flashing into the night, a civet asked, “Hey! Wasn't he that geek rat who was in the night club a while ago?”.\n“Yea! The stupid one”, a mongoose affirmed.\n“Well, don't ask me. He's tore up so much, I can't tell for sure WHO he is. And there's no face left for one thing”, a panda said while the sound of the ambulance siren can still be heard going away as Zander was being rushed to the hospital. \nAfter the ambulance had taken Zander Rat away, the show was over and everyone went back into the night club to finish “Valentine's Night Happy Hour”.\nHowever, it was not a \"Happy Valentine's Night\" for Zander Rat. While the boys who beat Zander up were out cruising, and Janeeza and Sedric were having pizza, Zander was on the edge of death as he was being rushed to the hospital as fast as the ambulance driver, a wallaby, dared to drive through Salem, India as every second made a difference between life and death. \n http://youtube.com/watch?v=3XCImj05Yik\nDuring the trip aboard the ambulance, Zander Rat had another vomiting episode, caused by shock and bleeding of the brain. Vomit shot straight up out of the mess of torn flesh and bone fragments and splatted back down all over the remains of what use to be his face. Although there was an oxygen tube inserted into the hole where Zander's snout and sinuses no longer existed, there was still a danger of him aspirating and choking on his own vomit. Members of the ambulance crew had to quickly turn Zander Rat on his side and allow the vomit to spew out onto the floor of the ambulance.\n\"Alcohol\", a crew member said as Zander's vomit, mixed with blood, continued slapping down onto the ambulance floor, baring the smell of the Bloody Marys he had been drinking at the Tropic Club a while earlier.\n\"Yup. I smell it too\", another crew member replied. \nA crew member then administered Promethazine injections to Zander to stop any further vomiting. Promethazine is an anti nauseate for muscular injection, and with the places that were ripped open on Zander's hide at the end of a steel pipe, a muscle was not hard to find. \n\nZander Rat arrived by ambulance to the hospital shortly after midnight, still in a coma, with bleeding of the brain, and dehydrated from vomiting and loss of blood, among all the other things that were done to him. Doctors would be working on Zander Rat through out the night, with his heart having to be restarted nine times between 12:55 am and 7:46 am. Dr. Tavi Mongoose and Dr. Clyde Wolf had Emergency Room shift at the hospital that night, and Dr. Languar, Dr. Bear and several more nurses were called to the hospital to help work on Zander Rat.\n“I've seen this coming for years”, Dr. Wolf said as he helped to get the gurney carrying Zander Rat off the ambulance. “It was only a matter of time, and now, Zander finally got it”.\n“Clyde, you ARE going to help us save him, right?”, Dr. Tavi Mongoose asked.\n“Tavi, as much as I don't like to, I will”, Dr. Wolf answered. “It's my obligation. Like yourself, I too, am a doctor”.\n“Good enough then”, Dr. Mongoose replied as they hurriedly began the long task ahead of them of putting Zander Rat back together the best they could. In addition to Zander's heart having to be restarted nine times throughout that night, Zander had two epileptic seizures during his emergency surgery. One was at 2:03 am. It was a long duration status epilepticus seizure which had to be bought under control with Benzodiazepine injections into Zander's facial remains to get it to the brain.\nDuring the following hour, Zander's heart had to be restarted two more times. Then at 3:17 am, Zander went into dry heaves. Fortunatly for those working on him, there was no more vomit left. The last of that had been expelled during the ambulance ride two and a half hours ago. Promethazine injections were given to stop the heaves.\nOver the next hour and a half, Zander's heart had to be restarted three more times. Then at 4:56 am, Zander had the 2nd long duration status epilepticus seizure, which was also bought under control with Benzodiazepine injections into where his face no longer was. \nThe hours were taking a toll on the doctors and nurses as well. By 9:40 Saturday morning, they had been working on Zander Rat for over nine hours. Dr. Wolf had been awake for over 24 hours and had to be relieved by one of the doctors who had come on emergency room shift that morning. It wasn't long after that, Dr. Languar felt fatigued and she had go to the doctors lounge where Dr. Wolf was already asleep. \nZander was worked on for fourteen hours going to 2:17 in the afternoon, Saturday, before the work on him in the emergengy room was done. Dr. Tavi Mongoose and Nurse Sheryl Fox were among those who stayed with the team working on Zander Rat the entire fourteen hours from the time he arrived in the ambulance until the emergency room work was completed. Both Dr. Mongoose and Nurse Fox had to sleep a while in the doctors lounge before they could stay awake enough to drive home.\n From the emergency room, Zander Rat was taken to O. R. to complete the remaining surgery that didn't require emergecy room treatment. It was in O. R., Zander received liver and pancreas transplants that had been flown in from Mumbai a few hours earlier. However, donated rat kidneys could not be located, and Zander would have to be on dialysis. About half an hour before midnight, Saturday, Zander was finally moved to intensive care, which was twenty four hours after Cheesah, Habbar and the other boys had pulverized him out in the street near the Tropic Club the Friday night before. \n\nZander's condition read like a long grocery list:\n*Zander was still in a deep coma with brain and spinal trauma after being in shock.\n*His left eye had to be removed.\n*His colon and large intestine had to be removed and a place provided for a poop bag.\n*His bladder had to be removed and a place provided for a pee bag.\n*His right foot and two thirds of his tail had to be removed where Wasafa drove over it.\n*His penis and remaining testicle had to be removed...The former Dr. Zander Rat is now Eunuch Zander Rat.\n*He has to be on dialysis until donated rat kidneys became available. And there was no telling how long that would take. One kidney had to be removed, and the one that was left was working at only 15%.\n*His tongue, nose and an ear are gone.\n*His lower half of his mouth had to be removed the rest of the way, and the remnants of his pulverized snout had to be removed back almost flush with his head. Doctors had to form up a crater shaped hole in the center of where his face was for a breathing hole. \n*They had to construct a small hole, shaped like the stub of a tube, above his neck to replace his mouth so he can make vocal sounds.\n*A stomach tube was installed because his esophagus was destroyed...Zander would eat through a tube in his chest for the rest of his life, if he comes out the coma.\n*It was suspected he has brain damage...His doctor days are over. In fact, doctors weren't sure at the time Zander arrived that he wasn't already a brain dead \"vegetable\". However, the fact that Zander had two epileptic seizures while he was in E. R. indicated there had to be some brain activity still going on. \n*Almost every bone in his body was broken including his pelvis.\n*His back was broken in three places.\n*His spleen and gall bladder had to be removed.\n*He had to receive liver and pancreas transplants...The replacement organs had to be immediately flown in, top priority, from the city of Mumbai. \n*Damage sustained to his aorta almost instantly killed him. \n*Blood vessels had to be stinted and rerouted.\n*A few artificial joints had to be installed along with plates, bolts, nuts and pins throughout his body...It was said that Zander Rat has more nuts and bolts in him than a hardware store has.\n*His skull had to be rebuilt, including with a plate around the area where his left eye socket was crushed.\n*His stomach was ruptured to where a third of it had to be removed\n*He will barely be able to use one paw and have no use out of the other paw...A few fingers even had to be removed.\n*Grafts had to be taken to reconstruct a layer of hide where most of his face use to be. If Zander makes it out of the coma, he will remember that 30 inch long steel pipe very well, along with the word \"novamente\". Zander may never know what \"novamente\" means in Portuguese, but that word will always stick with him in a bad way. \n*He had to have stitches literally all over his body. His body looked like Frankenstein and the reconstructed replacement for his face will always look worse than a Picasso for the rest of his life. The only original face left is around his right eye, forehead and around to his right ear. The rest of Zander's face was gone.\n*His lungs were so badly damaged, he'll be on oxygen for life.\n*He'll be in a wheel chair for life, if he makes it out of the coma.\n*It's a wonder Zander Rat was even still alive. By all counts, he should have been dead several times over. \n*Plus he developed a staff infection a few days after he was moved to intensive care. The infection presented a whole new set of problems until it finally cleared up: To little antibiotics, and Zander Rat dies of the staff infection. To much antibiotics would counteract the immune inhibitor, thus causing Zander's body to reject the transplanted liver and pancreas he had to receive.\n\nCheesah Meerkat, Habbar Fossa and the boys really fixed Zander Rat this time. They succeeded in doing what Dr. Wolf, Dr. Mongoose and others have been trying to do for a long time...shut down Dr. Rat for good. The beating Cheesah Meerkat gave Zander Rat back before Christmas should have been taken as a warning.\n\nZander's own family back in Egypt has no idea what happened to him, as they never stayed in touch for years. And with the way Zander treated his family about the distribution of his dad's estate back in 2005, they wouldn't give a damn if they did know.\n\nAnd medical problems weren't Zander's only concern...that is if he awakes from the coma. There is the matter of the report filed with the hospital administration a week earlier by Dr. Tavi Mongoose against Dr. Zander Rat for abusing his powers of prescription authorization. The investigation, that resulted from Tavi turning Zander in, produced enough evidence to convict Zander on multiple felony prescription fraud charges, as a doctor, for pawing out drug prescriptions to his so called patients like they were candy coupons. If Zander gets out of the hospital, its straight to the zoo (jail). \n\nNurse Janie Squirrel and Zella Gerbil had to find other jobs. They certainly don't work for Zander Rat anymore. Nurse Janie Squirrel and Zella Gerbil had been questioned by authorities about Zander Rat's prescription fraud activities, but they told them that they didn't know anything about it. \nAnd Zander's former \"druggie patients\" had to scramble around town to seek another crooked doctor who would keep them supplied with the drugs they were addicted to.\n\nAs for former Dr. Zander Iscelberg Rat's office of medical practice, it was seized by authorities, along with all records being seized, and all the controlled substances removed from the premises, When the store front that Zander Rat use to rent was turned back to the landlord's control, a 40 cubic yard, roll-back trash container was dropped off for the rest of the contents, including expensive medical equipment. \nA month an a half later, around the end of March, a bar and game room opened for business where Zander Rat's doctor's office use to be...\n...Now that old, late 1950s style, ratty strip mall consisted of the two bail bonds agencies, the claw manicure salon, and a bar 'n' game room, along with the vacant store fronts that weren't being rented out....Needless to say, Yvonne Poodle, who owned the claw manicure salon, was happy to see Zander and his so called medical practice go for good after 22 years of putting up with hearing the drama sounding off through the walls, and freaking out her customers.\nIt would be sometime in the year 2019 that ratty, old strip mall would eventually be condemned and torn down...That would be five years past the time this story took place...By then, that old strip mall will be 62 years old. \n\nIn April 2014, two months after Cheesah and the other boys pulverized Zander, and while Zander was still in a coma, Zander's home was foreclosed on with that loan he took out from Quick Cash in Paw. \"Big Eddie\" Warthog owns Zander's home now.\n\nZander's 1954 Lancia Aurelia had been completely restored. But being that Zander won't be picking it up in 90 days, Chariots of Fire Customs and Classics will have to sell it...Car like that ought to bring a good price.\nAs for Zander Rat's Dodge Viper, it was towed the day after the night the boys fixed Zander. By now the storage fees on it are astronomically high. It will eventually end up in a dealers only auto auction. In the condition it's in, it is just about totaled. The engine is destroyed from the Comet cleanser that Cheesah Meerkat had poured into the throttle body while Zander was still in the Tropic Club. There's rat poop mashed into the seat upholstery. And the windshield frame is smashed downward from where Geulo Genet slammed the Hell out of it with the steel pipe. Who ever successfully bids on it will most likely use it for parts.\n\nAt 30 minutes past midnight and during the predawn hours on that night at the end of Valentine's Day, 2014, various anthro-animals spent that time different ways:\n\nCheesah, Geulo, Wasafa, Tahiry, Habbar and Haja - Cruising in the car, pacing with a train, stopping at an all night drive-in, having a game of kick sac, then sleeping over at Wasafa's house...Not the kind of night Zander Rat had.\n\nJaneeza (Cheesah's female friend) and Sedric (Guelo's cub brother) - Having some pizza at a late night pizza restaurant. Janeeza had mentioned stretching and surgical restoration options to Sedric that would get him a sheath back over his penis again. Sedric felt so much better about hearing that, but for the time being, Sedric's little pee-pee would have to continually stick out like it's always saying \"hello\" to everyone. Janeeza later took Sedric home to his parents, then slept over at Zhang and Annika's house when she returned their Land Rover to them...Not the kind of night Zander Rat had.\n\nZander Rat - While the boys who pulverized Zander were going about their night activities, and Janeeza and Sedric were having pizza, Zander was barely clinging to life in a hospital emergency room, in a coma, with his body messed up beyond belief. It was fourteen hours that doctors spent putting Zander back together the best they could. Zander was out of ER at around 2:00 in the afternoon...THAT'S the kind of night Zander Rat had. \nZander Rat should have left little Sedric Genet's pee-pee alone. 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Setting is in Salem, India in the southern state of Tamil Nadu.

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The Old Sport Car Brought in for Repair.

The upholstery and carpet in Zander's 1954 Lanca PF 200 sport car had gotten a bad case of mildew from having the top down in all that heavy rain a month back. This was the day for  Zander Rat to bring the car to the restoration shop where he had it restored 8 years ago at a  cost of 55 thousand rupees.  
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Of course, being laid up in a hospital from a well deserved beating in a parking lot, and having bad blood with co-workers didn't help matters much. As a result, no one put the top up during two days it rained.  Then after someone did put the top up, two youths put it back down, a security guard put it back up, and a fellow doctor put it back down...then it rained again. And there was the kicked in quarter panel and the dented wheel cover, not to mention the graffiti on the driver's side fender and door.  
All Zander could say about it was, "Who did this to my car. Someone don't like me".
Zander Rat now had to get out of bed extra early in the mornings. It takes extra time to put in those denture plates...a little sea bond ought to make sure they stay in place.
"Damn you, you fucken' meerkat...SHIT!", Zander Rat said as he gazed in the bathroom mirror at the nasty scar that will always be on his lower lip for life.
Zander then continued with the tedious task of putting the contact lens on his right eye...made by Bosch and lomb, but compliments of Cheesah Meerkat. Zander was wishing about that time he had never seen a meerkat, much less tried to circumcise one. A meerkat  uncle who's still young and wild can be a wrathful thing. And Zander was still trying to get episodes of "The Meerkat Friends Variety Show" out of his mind, and sometimes that "Meerkat Christmas Karaoke" song would stick in his head long enough to drive him batty.  
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After Zander finished "assembling his face" in the bathroom mirror, he got the keys to the Lancia. Walking through the house on his way out to the car wasn't as bad as it had been since that beating he got from Cheesah Meerkat a month back. For the first two weeks out of the hospital, walking was difficult because of that crushed testicle that had to be removed. And by the way, Zander has often cursed Cheesah for that too.
As Zander backed his car out out of his garage, he noticed he had to turn more of his body around to see behind him. His neck doesn't turn as well as it did since being dislocated.
Before the appointment to have his car at the restoration shop, Zander had some time to stop in at his favorite cafe for some breakfast...get to try those new choppers out some more.
It was annoying on his way to the cafe how his vintage sport car had no carpet on the bare metal floor board, no upholstery on the doors and the car stunk with the reek of mildew. The mildew had gotten so bad in the car, he had to cut the carpet and upholstry out with a utility knife. Not to mention that the horn and some of the gauges no longer worked. But that was to be all fixed and made right at the shop. When Zander got out of his car at the cafe, he took another look at the big dent in the right quarter panel, as he had already done several times before.
"Why can't some animals watch where they back a car?", Zander muddled.
Zander still had no idea how the dent got there. It was a really nice looking car that Zander paid 55 thousand rupees having it restored 8 years ago. That was, up until a month ago.
Once Zander got his breakfast, he still noticed his left jaw joint would have an occasional "click" as he chewed, "chomp chomp chomp chomp >click< chomp chomp >click< chomp chomp chomp". Sometimes a broken jaw is never the same either.
After Zander finished eating, and paid his bill, he had to go into the restroom and reset his denture plates. Trying to cut the pee-wee hood off of an 8 year old meerkat cub just wasn't worth it.
Twenty minutes later, Zander arrived at the restoration shop with the Lancia.
"You don't see many of THOSE any more. 1954 Lancia Aurelia", a weasel, one of the techs, said as others gathered around to have a look at the odd looking car.
"The car with the round grill", Howard Lemur laughed. "It certainly is a relic. This is 2014. It turned 60 last month.".
That old Lancia seemed to stand out among the other collectable cars that were there.
 Before long, Jangar, a lesser red panda had a clip board with an estimate work sheet, tallying up the expense it would cost to get Zander's 1954 Lancia right again.
"Are there other issues with the car?", Jangar Panda asked Zander Rat.
"The horn hasn't worked, and some of the gauges stopped working since the car got rained in", Zander answered.
"One of our techs will have look at the problem with the gauges", Jangar replied. "If it's from being in the rain with the top down, it will be the gauges themselves instead a matter of replacing  sending units on the engine".
"Well that's good news", said Zander. "Engine work is always expensive."
"Oh, no no. That's NOT good news", said Jangar. "To replace those gauges, the dash board will have to come apart. And the steering column may have to be dropped to get to it. There's a lot more work involved going into a dash board".
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"Ohhhhh", Zander replied.
"That quarter panel will have to be replaced", Jangar Panda added as he made more notations on the work sheet.
"It can't be bondoed?", Zander asked.
"It's beyond bondo", said Jangar. "Trust me. That quarter panel took a really bad whopping. There's no bending THAT one back out".
"I just wish I knew who backed into it", Zander mentioned.
Sammy Fox, an auto body repair tech, said, "I can look at that and tell that wasn't done by a car backing into it".
"That's for sure. It's not the kind of damage from another car", Jangar told Zander. "That looks like your car was kicked by someone".
"And I would say preeetty damn hard too", Sammy added.
"So...uh...you're saying someone dented my car on purpose", Zander acknowledged.
"Zander is a wiener, painted on the door and fender should tell you THAT", Sammy told Zander, referring to the bright pink graffiti on Zander's car.
"They didn't even spell wiener right", Howard Lemur chuckled. "w-E-e-n-e-r?".
"Boy, I tell you what, guys", said Zander. "I felt embarrassed driving over here with THAT on my car... And now, I'm really pissed knowing that someone on purposely dented my car".    
"What about the paint, Sammy?", Jangar asked. "Should the whole car be shot?"
"We gave this car a makeover eight years ago", said Sammy Fox. Then he asked Zander if he had it painted since then.
"No I haven't. That's the paint job you guys gave it", Zander answered.
"Eight year old paint job", said Jangar Panda.
"Oh yea. As old as that paint is, we'll never get the new quarter panel to match up right...especially silver. The whole car WILL have to be shot", Sammy said as Jangar made the notation on the work sheet.
As for the dented wheel cover, Zander was told a wheel cover for a 1954 Lancia Aurelia would be next to impossible to locate.
"If Whitney Catalog doesn't have that wheel cover, we'll have to try to find one on Amazon or E-bay", Sammy Fox told Zander Rat. "Otherwise, the only option is to try to straighten the one you have the best we can".
"Shit", Zander murmured.
"Well, shit happens", Sammy Fox replied.
By the time the estimate was tallied up, Zander was looking at the damage cost to his car being at fourteen thousand rupees.
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Zander told the other animals at the shop that he won't be able to pick the car up for a few months because the estimate was more than what he could pay right now. He would have to save up some money to get it back out of the shop after it is fixed.
"Your insurance won't cover it?", Jangar Panda asked.
"I only have liability on this car", Zander replied as everyone looked in astonishment that someone would have a car that valuable and not insure it.
"I can't believe you don't have a car like this insured", said Howard Lemur.
"I know I would if it were mine", Sammy added.
"Because of the police writing me shitloads of tickets a couple of years ago, I can barely afford the insurance I now have because of all the points on my driving record", Zander Rat complained. "And I was told shittin' ass Mayor Bear was behind it all".
"HEY, WOAH!", Sammy Fox retorted. "I voted for Mayor Bear".
"Zander. Mayor Bear has done more for Salem than you'll ever know", Jangar Panda added.
"I think Hobdu Bear is doing a very good job as mayor. And I would vote for him again", Howard Lemur told Zander Rat, as Zander felt like he was being made to eat his own words.
After the brief discussion about Salem city politics, Jangar asked Zander, "If I can get my boss to agree to letting the car be here a while until you can get it out, would sixty days be enough time?
Zander asked, "Can we go a hundred 'n' twenty?".
Jangar Panda answered, "I KNOW the boss won't let it stay here THAT long. He doesn't like cars staying here for periods of time as it is".    
Zander couldn't borrow any money from the family either. He did a good job of burning that bridge with the way he treated everyone over how Dad's estate was awarded out. And with their phone numbers changed, he hasn't been able to contact them for the past 8 years.
"Once a car is ready, my boss never lets it stay for more than ninety days", said Jangar. "I'll ask him. I think he can go ninety".
Zander then agreed to getting the car out of the shop within 90 days from the time the restoration is completed.
After making the arrangements, the owner of the shop was OK with the car being there for up to 90 days after it was repaired. But Zander was also advised that any car left over 90 days was subject to being sold.
After leaving the car off at the shop, Zander caught a bus back to within a short walking distance to his house. Zander was not without a car in the meantime. He still had that Dodge Viper he got with some of his inheritance money he squandered when his dad passed away 8 years ago. http://youtube.com/watch?v=XwA7PRj0O5A

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A Bad Evening at Work.

 Late in the afternoon the same day that Dr. Zander Rat dropped off his Lancia to be repaired, he  was scheduled to work evening shift at the hospital.  When Zander now drives into the hospital parking lot, he always gets the “hebie jeebies” seeing the location where Cheesah had beat him up. That's when he would also look at that lip scar in the car's rear view mirror, and move his tongue over the denture plates he was still getting use to. Zander had been choosing places to park near the hospital building. He felt safer parking where he could have a short walk between the building and his car.  Plus Zander had the thought in the back of his mind that if he got beat up again, and if the top was down on the Viper when it happened, the Viper would get rained in like the Lancia did if it was far out on the edge of the parking lot. And Zander had been scanning the parking lot to make sure Cheesah wasn't out there before getting out of the car. You might say by now, Zander had a good case of meerkatfobia.
Dr. Clyde Wolf was working early day shift for two days that week. As Dr. Rat was about to enter the hospital, he met Dr. Wolf who was getting off that afternoon.
“Heeeyyy there, Dr. Scar Face. Gonna circumcise any meerkats tonight? Ha ha ha”, Dr. Wolf asked Dr. Rat on his way out.
“Quit iiiiiiit”,  Dr. Rat protested.
“Oh prunella, how pathetic. How lame”, Dr. Wolf replied.
“You better quiiiit. One day I might get up the nerve to give you a slappin”, Dr. Rat bluffed.
“Is THAT right? You and what army, you geek?”, Dr. Wolf laughed, then warned Dr. Rat, “You better not even think of laying a paw on ME, Punk. If you think that meerkat fucked up your world, I'll be happy to show you what a WOLF can do to ya. That meerkat aint shit compared to what I'LL do to you, Fuck Head”.
“Stop pickin' on meeeee”, Dr. Rat protested.
“Wanna make me stop?”, Dr. Wolf arrogantly asked Dr. Rat. “I'm here in the parking lot. Bring it on, Buddy. Come on. Come on, Rat Pussy. Come on, Pussy”.
“Leave me aloooone!”, Dr. Rat replied with a tear in his eye.

As the horn of a train passing through Salem can be heard off in a distance, Dr. Wolf continued, “I know a place in this parking lot the cameras don't see. But you're real brave when it comes to cutting up a cub's penis. Aren't you, you perverted rat pussy? Or cutting up someone's penis who's under anesthesia and can't fight back. Come on, Rat Pussy. Wanna piece of me? Go for it, Pussy. Punk. Let me show you how a wolf can REALLY fuck up your world, you perverted, worthless piece of shit.”
As Dr. Rat stormed away, Dr Wolf called out to him,  “Hey, Scar Face! There having a real good episode of The Meerkat Friends Variety Show tomorrow morning! You ought to watch it!.....HA!”
Dr. Wolf laughed all the way out to his car as Dr. Rat was bumming out with tears in his eyes as  he went into work. In spite of Dr. Rat's incurable obsession to cut off penis sheathes, he was in no mood to cut a sheath that evening. Dr. Wolf put Dr. Rat on the spot so bad, just the mere thought of performing a circumcision made Dr. Rat feel so funky he felt like he couldn't even show his face.
For the first two hours on shift, Dr. Rat just sat in the doctor's lounge, blank staring in a trance at the clock on the wall.  If there was a time Dr. Rat felt like the song “Make the World Go Away” http://youtube.com/watch?v=LZf6m_ROIKo , that evening was it.
It had been two hours, traditional music of India was playing softly over the lounge's PA system http://youtube.com/watch?v=b7Cgc5nVVkU , and Dr. Rat was still sitting in the lounge, alone, meditating and loosing himself in frustrating thoughts, as flash backs began to run through his mind of hearing “Ele ser Zander Rato” and the vivid memory of the snap kicks and jab punches, followed by that snap kick in the mouth and lights out. Dr. Rat even recalled a split second whiff of the popcorn like smegma scent emitting from Cheesah's genital when Cheesah kicked him in the mouth at the point of “lights out”. Again, repeating flash backs ran through Zander's mind “Ele ser Zander Rato”, kicks punches, kick in mouth, lights out. “Ele ser Zander Rato”, kicks  punches, kick in mouth, lights out. “Ele ser Zandr Rato”, kicks punches, kick in mouth, lights out. “Ele ser Zander Rato”, kicks punches, kick in mouth, lights out. Sometimes the repeating flash backs ran in slow motion. Sometimes the flash backs ran in normal time lapse. Then different flash backs: Young Raphael Meerkat, pneumonia patient. Protracting the meerkat cub's penis out of sheath as the cub is freaking out. Trying to get a circ clamp on it.  Being shoved away by Daddy Meerkat. “Stay away from my Son or I'll kill you, you creep - This is your only warning”. Then “Ele ser Zander Rato”, kicks punches, kick in mouth, lights out. “Ele ser Zand....”
“AHHHHHHHHHH!” Dr. Rat yelled as he slammed both fists down on the table he was sitting at so hard, the salt and pepper shakers hopped up off the table.
Dr.Rat was well on his way to, as they say, “loosing it”.
“Hey, Zander! We need some help out here! What in Hell are you doing?!”, Dr. Tavi Mongoose scorned as he came into the doctor's lounge. “Dr. Bear is having to pull away from a stroke victim to tend to a patent with a burn you should have been treating. And I'm busy with a car accident victim. We,re the only three doctors on emergency room staff here this evening. Where have you been?”
Without a word, Dr. Rat got up from his table and followed Dr. Mongoose to the emergency room to tend to the burn victim. On their way through the hallway, Dr. Rat wrung his fists and went, “Oooooph!”, as that Meerkat Christmas Karaoke song ran through his mind again.  http://youtube.com/watch?v=xzocEeiD10M .
“Are you OK?”, Dr. Mongoose asked Dr. Rat.
“Oh yea yea...Uh, yea yea yea”, Dr. Rat answered as Dr. Mongoose gave him that look as if to say, “I'm not so sure about that”.
Dr. Mongoose directed Dr. Rat to the burn victim once they entered the emergency room. She was...of all other species she could have been...A MEERKAT. The burnt place on her body was the palm of her right paw.
“Yea...Uh...I'm Dr. Rat”, Dr. Rat introduced himself as his demeanor began to scare his patient.
“He calls THAT a comforting introduction?!”, Dr. Bear retorted.
“We didn't learn it THAT way in med school”, Dr. Mongoose added, then asked Dr. Rat, “Zander, are you sure you got it under control? Stop talking like you are crazy.”, which scared the patient even more.
“I'm OK. I'm OK”, Dr. Rat assured.
“Well......OK”, Dr Mongoose replied.
While Dr. Rat began to treat Clarice Meerkat for her burnt paw, he found out she had gotten her burn upon pulling a persimmon pie from an oven. One side of the hot pie slipped out of one of the hot pads she was holding it with, and without thinking, she tried to save the pie with an unprotected paw and burnt it on the hot pie pan.
“I hate persimmon pie”, Dr. Rat responded in a zombi like tone without thought to what he was saying.
“What the Hell is he saying?!”, Dr. Bear retorted.
“Dr. Rat! Are you OK over there?!”, Dr, Mongoose inquired.
Dr. Rat gave no answer, but continued to treat his patient.
By now , Clarice Meerkat didn't have much faith in the doctor who was assigned to her case. She was about ready to walk out and just try to treat it herself at home.
About two minutes later Clarice Merkat screamed, “AHHH! LET GO OF MY PAW! LET GO OF MY PAW! LET GO OF MY PAW!”, as she was trying to pull loose of the grip Dr. Rat had on her.
Dr. Mongoose left his accident patient, a male badger, long enough to come over and investigate what Dr. Rat was doing.
“YOU IDIOT! YOU DON'T APPLY IODINE TO A SEVERE BURN! YOU ARE CRAZY!”, Dr. Mongoose reprimanded Dr. Rat as he slapped the iodine dauber out of Zander's paw.
As Clarice Meerkat continued crying out in pain, Dr. Mongoose had Nurse Cheryl Fox get him some syringes and some local anesthesia.
“Where did you lay the antibiotic ointment?”, Dr. Mongoose asked Dr. Rat.
“I was using THIS”, Dr. Rat replied dumbfoundedly as he held up the bottle of iodine.
Dr. Mongoose slapped the iodine bottle out of Dr. Rat's paw with it spilling all over the floor where it landed.
“Sheryl, I also need some antibiotic ointment”, Dr. Mongoose called to her.
“STAND – BACK!”, Dr. Mongoose sternly warned Dr. Rat. “You are crazy! Get out of the way! Stand – back – out of the way!”, Dr. Mongoose continued as he gave Dr. Rat a stare stern enough to feel like it was cutting right through him.
As soon as Nurse Fox got the supplies Dr. Mongoose requested, he wasted no time injecting the pain killing antestheaia into the palm of Clarice Meerkat's paw.  Clarice felt so much better as the local pain killer soothed the pain from the burning iodine which had felt like fire in her paw.
“Tavi! Look!”, Dr. Bear exclaimed to Dr. Mongoose as he pointed out Dr. Rat returning from a sink with a wet sponge.
“What are you doing with that?”, Dr. Mongoose asked as he was finishing injecting Clarice Meerkat's paw.
“Shouldn't we wash her paw first?”, Dr. Rat asked.
“Water on a burn?!”, Dr. Bear retorted.
Dr. Mongoose whirled around facing Dr. Rat, pointing a finger straight at the Rat, and said, “DROP IT, ZANDER!...I SAID DROP IT!”.
Zander just stood there, stupid looking, with both paws down by his side, holding the dripping, water soaked sponge in his right paw.
Dr. Mongoose continued, “I MEAN IT!...DROP - IT – NOW!”.
Dr. Rat simply extended the fingers of his right paw, allowing the wet sponge to drop beside his right foot, the sponge making a >PLAP< sound as it hit flat on the floor.
“Are you crazy? You didn't know water on a severe burn creates an ideal environment for infection?”, Dr. Mongoose asked Zander. “You should know better. You had eight years of med school like the rest of us... And you had your med school diploma for twenty years.”
“Twenty TWO years”, Dr. Rat promptly corrected the Mongoose.
“Uh... Just... Just go home, Zander”, Dr. Tavi Mongoose, who was the senior doctor at the emergency room that evening, told Dr. Rat. “Get out of here. You got the rest of the evening off”.
As Zander began to leave, Dr. Mongoose followed him as far as the door leading out to the parking lot, saying, “ I hope you realize I'm going to Administration tomorrow morning and report you to Jishnu Panda. “You're going up before another Medical Board inquiry. You have no business being a medical doctor, you know”.
As Zander began the short walk from the hospital building to where he had parked his car nearby, he visually scaned the parking lot as he was paranoid about Cheesah Meerkat getting him again. That evening, Cheesah was in Karakil visiting his parents, Bron and Lacara... nowhwere near the hospital in Salem.
Huh oh. Oopsie doopsie. Zander must have had his head up his ass when he parked his car coming into work. There was a handicap parking sign in front of Zander's car he forgot was there, and a ticket on the windshield of Zander's car written up for a fine of 150 rupees.

For the whole drive home, Zander Rat's mind flashed back to that Meerkat Christmas Karaoke song, and he couldn't get it out of his head.  http://youtube.com/watch?v=xzocEeiD10M . It was driving him batty. After Dr. Rat got back home, he couldn't get any sleep. He just sat at his dining room table all night long with that Karaoke song occasionally flashing back to him. He stared off into space and vegetated until dawn.

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Drowsy Doctor.

Zander had been staying up all night, sitting at his dining room table with the Meerkat Christmas Karaoke song running through his head. Zander didn't even bother to remove the denture plates from his mouth to have them soak overnight, and the contact lens in his right eye had fallen out during the night without him knowing about it and rolled off the table then onto the floor.
Zander didn't have a hospital shift to work that day, but he did have a few patients who had office appointments to see him that morning. Zander did take the time to put a lens back in his eye. As for the the denture plates, there certainly was no time to soak them in a glass of water with a fizzie tablet. Zander's replacement teeth were really getting rankly stinky and yellow looking. They were never out of his mouth since the morning before. Zander, realizing this, said out loud, “That shittin' ass meerkat.....Meerkats suck....They really do. They reeeeeaaaaally do”. Before Zander Rat experienced “Ele ser Zander Rato”, kicks punches kick, lights out, Zander had a perfectly healthy set of his natural teeth, and never had a cavity in his life.
Zander grabbed the keys to the Viper and headed out of the house being Dr. Zander “Stinkymouth” Rat.
Zander got in and cranked up his Dodge Viper. He always did like that “bad ass” rumble when it idled. Before backing out, he goosed the accelerator one time with the engine sounding off, “VROOOOOOOMMMMMmmmmmmm brum brum brum brum brum brum...”.  Zander began backing out of his long driveway that ran past tropical gardens, banana trees, pineapple plants and under big, jacaranda shade trees in his spacious front yard. Just before Zander got to the front gate, he unknowingly allowed the left wheels of his Viper to run over into the grass. “WHUMP CRUNCH!” The car came to a sudden, jarring stop. Zander had backed into the concrete entry arch over his driveway that the wrought iron fence and gate is attached to. Zander quickly got out and walked behind his car to have a look. The left tail light was crushed almost completely out with pieces of it's red and amber plastic on the grass and driveway, the fiberglass body damaged around it, and the bumper messed up. Then a flash back zipped through Zander's mind,   http://youtube.com/watch?v=xzocEeiD10M .
“I HATE MEERKATS!”, Zander hollered out as loud as he can. “THEY'RE ALL CRAZY RENEGADES”.
“Hey, rat! You want to step out here on the street and holler that?!”, Zander heard someone call out.
Zander looked toward the street and saw a stopped car with the windows rolled down, and a meerkat sitting in the driver's seat.
“If you've got an issue to settle, come on out here and we'll settle it now”, the meerkat said as he stepped out of his car.
Zander stood at his front gate near his car, and the meerkat stood on the street near his car as the two of them looked at each other for a few seconds. Then Zander started walking back to his house.
“Punky wimp”, the meerkat called out to Zander, then got back into his car and left.
After the meerkat had gone down the street, Zander got back into his Viper, centered it onto his driveway, backed out into the street then floored it for a second or two, burning rubber and smoke onto street as he left having a fit of frustration.
Once Zander got to his favorite cafe, he didn't enjoy his breakfast much either. The taste of stinky denture odor while eating isn't exactly the best thing to entice an appetite. While Zander was trying to eat in spite of the stink of his own mouth, a flash back hits him again,   http://youtube.com/watch?v=xzocEeiD10M . But  this time he hallucinated the meerkat with the big bass saying, “Hope you're enjoying your breakfast”.
“Shit”, Zander said as he tossed his fork down into his unfinished breakfast, splashing a few bloblets of grits onto the counter.
As Zander paid his bill and left, the other animals there wondered what had gotten into him.
By then, there wasn't much time before Zander was scheduled to see his first patient for the day. So ”Stinkymouth” Zander headed out to his office.  
Zander was so tired from staying up the night before, there were times he would weave all over the streets on his way to the office, and at one point ran a red light without even knowing it. After the drive through town, cruising on automatic pilot half asleep, and at several times almost having a wreck, Dr. Zander Rat finally pulled into the patchy parking lot to the 1950s, ratty, strip mall, which was then 57 years old, where his office is located...That was also about the time Yvonne Poodle, who owned the claw manicure salon in the same strip mall, had pulled up to begin business for the day.
As Yvonne stepped out of her car, she asked Zander, "What happened to the back of your coupe", noticing the damage to the rear of Zander's Dodge Viper.
"Uhhhh, I don't wanna talk about it", Zander abruptly answered.
"Must-a been YOUR fault, Zanderrrrr, He he he he", Yvonne said with a giggly laugh.
Yvonne Poodle's remark really got under Zander's hide a good one, as being antagonized got him all that more aggravated.
"I wish that bitchy poodle would just go out of business...I've had to put up with her for, uhhhh....twenty two years now", Zander muttered on his way from his car to his office.  
When Dr. Rat entered his office, his receptionist, Zella Gerbil, informed him that his first patient for the day, a civet cub with a spider bite, was back in room #2 with his mom, accompanied by Nurse Janie Squirrel.
By now, Dr. Rat had already cooled down a bit over his encounter with Yvonne Poodle as he made his way back to room #2.
“Hello there, I'm Dr. Zander Iscelberg Rat”, Dr. Rat introduced himself to the patient's mom upon entering room two, and she definitely was not impressed by Zander's stinky mouth.
“I'm Trish Civet, and this is my son, Antonio”, She replied.  
“And You're the one with the spider bite”, Zander said to his 12 year old Asian palm civet patient,  as Antonio was sneering from Zander's mouth odor.
“Since the bite got bigger, I felt I should take Antonio to see a doctor”, said Trish Civet as Dr. Rat was checking out the spider bite that had developed into an ulcerated sore on Antonio Civet's left arm.
“Well, you made the right decision, Mam”, Zander replied, then asked Nurse Squirrel, “Janie, did you get lab samples of the sore?”
“Yes I did, Zander”, Nurse Squirrel answered.
As Zander began to remove the dead tissue from the young civet's arm before applying an ointment to slow down the sore's progression, he suggested, “You know, if young Antonio gets a circumcision, it will help that sore on his arm heal a lot quicker”.
“Yea right”, said Trish with a grin, thinking the doctor was only joking.
But after Zander Rat maintained a false look of sincerity, she knew he wasn't joking.
“Come on, Antonio. We're out of here”, said his mom as they began to leave.
Then Trish Civet told Zander, “We're finding another doctor. I admit I myself am not a doctor, but I am not stupid. A circumcision will not heal THAT”, she continued as she pointed to the sore on her son's arm.
“What's a serpentcision”, Antonio asked his mom.
“Aren't you going to pay for services rendered?” Zander asked, as Trish and her son detoured past the receptionist window.
“MY SON HAS A SPIDER BITE THAT COULD COST HIM HIS ARM! AND THE DOCTOR I TAKE HIM TO TURNS OUT TO BE A PERVERTED BASTARD!”, she ranted. “I WILL NOT PAY FOR THAT KIND OF SERVICE!”
“ZELLA! YOU GOT HER INFORMATION, RIGHT?!” Zander called out to his receptionist.
“I know where to send the bill”, Zella answered.
Trish Civet took a couple a steps back and warned Zander, “If you send me a bill, so help me God, I will sue you!”.
“Mam!” Receptionist Zella Gerbil addressed Trish in her usual raspy, loud voice. “Dr. Rat rendered services to your son. I advise you to pay this now to avoid late fees and interest charges!”.
“YEA!” Dr. Rat added. “I'm not an indigent doctor. You owe a bill here”.
“I owe you nothing!”, Trish Civet retorted.
“THERE'S AN OFFICE VISIT FEE!”, Zella Gerbil loudly chimed in. “AND THE EXAMINATION FEE!...Do you reeeeaaally think we stay in business rendering services for free?!”
“I'm seeking an attorney after we see another doctor!” Trish Civet told Dr. Rat, then stormed out of the office with her son.
Just before Trish and her son got to their car, Antonio again asked his mom, “Mom, what's IS a serpentcision anyway?”
It was about that time, Yvonne Poodle could be seen, from the big, plate glass, front windows from in Dr. Rat's waiting room, walking up the walkway of the strip mall. Then Yvonne made an abrupt right at the front door and came into the office.
"Zella, what is going on in here?", Yvonne scorned to Zella Gerbil.
"Everything is under control, Yvonne", Zella replied.
"I can hear it two doors down, and so can my customers", Yvonne exclaimed.
"Uh, everything's OK", Dr. Rat tried to assure Yvonne.
"Everything's NOT OK Zanderrrrr", Yvonne replied. "My salon is a couple of spaces down, and my customers and I can hear shouting coming through the walls".
"We're terribly sorry. We'll try to be more quiet", Zella Gerbil assured Yvonne.
"I hope so", said Yvonne. "I wouldn't want to have to make another complaint to the landlord, and YOU wouldn't want me to either".
With all that said, Yvonne Poodle went back to her claw manicure salon to continue her business day.
Dr. Rat's next patient was a bear who was addicted to the Oxycontin prescription refills Dr. Rat had been writing out for him.
“Hi there Eddie Bear”, Dr. Rat greeted him as he walked in.
“Oh...Uhh...Hey, Zander...>snork< eek eek”, Eddie replied, with the weird sounds being the effects of the drug”.
Dr. Rat promptly wrote out the prescription, and Eddie Bear just as promptly went to the receptionist window and filled out the necessary paper work to have it charged to the insurance company that pays Eddie's disability pension...Eeeeeezzzzzy Money. As long as the bear's disability pension pays for the drugs and the doctor bill, Zander will keep on writing out the prescriptions like they were candy coupons.
Zander's next patient was a  panda who was to be scheduled to undergo a CAT scan to check for lung cancer. The panda got one whiff of Zander's dirty dentures, turned around, and without saying a word, walked out to go find a different doctor.
By now, Zander's lack of sleep was beginning to take it's toll on him. Zander had dozed off in one of the examination rooms.
“Zander. One of your patients is here to see you”, Nurse Squirrel said as she was shaking Zander's shoulder to get him up.
“Oh...Yea yea”, Zander said as he got up, noticing the Kinkajou with her 10 year old son who had a boil on his ear.
“Your Rosie Kinkajou?”, Dr. Rat yawned. “And this must be little Lopez we're doing diabetes testing on today”.
“No”, Rosie Kinkajou replied as she noticed the foul odor emitting from Zander's mouth. “He has a boil on his ear. Don't you remember me telling you that when we set the appointment?”
“Oh that's right”, Dr. Rat said as he began digging at Lopez Kinkajou's boil with his dirty claw nails.
“YEOOOOOW”, Lopez cried out.
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!”, Rosie screamed as she pushed Dr. Rat away from her son.
“Doctor?” said Nurse Squirrel. “I'm not trying to tell you how to do things, but don't we have implements for that?”.
“We're going to see a different doctor, you quack”,  Rosie told Dr. Rat.
“I know what I'm doing”, Dr. Rat replied.
“No you don't”, Rosie Kinkajou retorted. “Digging those dirty claws into my son's ear? And your breath. It smells like something died inside your mouth. You're filthy. You don't even bathe, do you? Do you even know what a bar of soap is? You could be carrying fleas for all I know. And YOUR a doctor?”
Zella Gerbil was laughing at the things Rosie had to say to Zander, but knew she had better not get caught by Zander laughing at him or it could cost Zella her job.
“You need to be digging ditches somewhere or scrubbing toilets”, Rosie continued to scold Dr. Rat. “You have no business being a doctor. You're just a quack”.
Dr. Rat immediately thought, “Daeeee – jah – voooooooo. THAT sounds familiar”.
Then little Lopez Kinkajou started in with, “Quack quack waddle waddle quack quack quack. Dr. Rat is a quack”.
“Shut him up!” Dr. Rat retorted. “I don't need to hear that”.
“NO!”, Rosie Kinkajou snapped back. “My son speaks the truth about you”. Then she told her son, “You can say what ever you want about him. Mommy doesn't mind, sweetie”.
Lopez put his paws on his chest and moved his elbows up and down, emulating duck wings, and slapped his feet on the floor as he marched around in circles, chanting, “Dr. Rat quack quack, Dr. Rat quack quack, Dr. Rat quack quack......”
“STOP IT! STOP IT!,” Dr. Rat retorted as little Lopez Kinkajou continued his exibition.
As Rosie and her son, Lopez, left, Lopez bid Zander, “Adeous, Dr. Quack”.
Dr. Rat came storming into the lobby as Zella Gerbil quickly wiped the smirk off her face.
“Zella. Put everything you can dream up on her bill”, Dr. Rat told her.
“Ohhhhh, you better NOT send us a bill”, Rosie Kinkajou warned Dr. Rat. “The day we get a bill in the mail from YOU, I'll send my husband here. And it won't be for a medical visit either. He's way bigger and stronger than you are. He'll knock your ass into tomorrow land for sure”.
Dr. Rat just stood in his lobby and went, “Uhhhhhhhh”, as Rosie and Lopez walked out the door.
As the day wore on, Dr. Rat's lack of sleep began to take more of a toll on him. He gave a weasel who has a stomach ulcer, topical flea treatment to drink for his condition. But the patient caught it just in time and told Dr. Rat, “I'm not drinking this”. Then as he stormed out to find a different doctor, he told Dr. Rat, "I should have known better to have come here anyway...A doctor's office located in a strip mall that should be condemned".
Then there was Dr. Rat's next patient, whom he almost put wart remover solution into the vagina of a female raccoon who came in to be treated for a yeast infection. When Nurse Squirrel bought it to Dr. Rat's attention just in time, and the patient realized what Dr. Rat had almost done, she too stormed out to seek a different doctor.
At the rate that Dr. Rat was frightening off his patients, he was beginning to wonder if he was ever going to save up the balance to get his 1954 Lancia Aurelia back out of the shop before it would be sold after 90 days.
After Dr. Rat closed the office that evening, He was to tired to stop for dinner on the way home. Once he got home, he was too tired to prepare anything to eat. Dr. Rat just plopped down on the bed and dozed off to sleep with his stinky dentures still in his mouth that had not been out of his mouth for the past 36 hours.

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Financial Affairs

The following morning, Zander slept in a bit late from being so tired the night before. He didn't have any patients to see that morning, as they had called days earlier and canceled their appointments (word gets around). Dr. Zander Rat had instructed Zella Gerbil to schedule an appointment for any walk ins that day, and informed Nurse Janie Squirrel that Zander will still be on call if needed. Zander planned to use the free time to take the Viper into the shop to get it fixed and the the tail light replaced from where he backed it into the gate arch of his driveway the previous morning.
Zander finally took his dentures out, then scrubbed them with soap and water as soaking them would have taken more time than what he had that morning. It was the first time they had been out of his mouth in over 26 hours, and did they ever stink. After a few swishes with Listerine, and some more scrubbing on the dentures with Zander occasionally sniffing them to be sure he got the stink off of them, they were ready to put back in. Zander noticed he was running low on Sea Bond. He would have to buy some within the next few days when he is out running errands.
Then there was the tedious task of putting the contact lens in his right eye. After Zander got the lens in, he got in his car to take it to the shop. Zander was extra careful backing his car out that morning after what happened the morning before.
On his way to to taking his Viper to the shop, Zander hit on an idea that would help him get the Lancia out of the shop sooner once it is fixed. There was one of those "easy loan" credit places Zander knew wasn't too far out of his way. Zander's credit wasn't good enough lately to get a bank loan because he had a few late payments on the credit card he had through the bank he deals with. So he stopped in at the credit store to inquire about a personal loan there.
At the credit store, Zander found out his credit wasn't good enough to get a signature loan there either, But once they found out he owned his home with nothing owed on it, they agreed to give him a loan if he would put his home up for collateral as security for the loan. Zander agreed. They needed the deed to the house and property, so Zander told them he won't be long (can be taken two ways LOL), and drove back to his house, and in 20 minutes returned to the loan store with the deed.
With what Zander had in savings, ten thousand rupees would be enough to make up the balance to get the Lancia out of the shop once it's repaired, but the weasel at the loan store recommended putting the loan at fifteen thousand rupees. There was a service fee that would come out of the loan amount, plus a few hundred rupees to re-record the deed to reflect the mortgage on the house and property for the loan amount. Zander promptly agreed to those terms, The contract and paperwork was completed for a loan with 22.6% interest, Zander pawed the deed to his home over to be re-recorded, and twelve thousand, four hundred, eighty four rupees was wired to Zander's bank account.
"We thank you for dropping in", the weasel said as he and Zander Rat shook paws.
"Oh, I really really really thank you for the loan", Zander relpied. "You have no idea how happy this makes me.
"We appreciate your business, Mr. Iscelberg Rat," the loan store's owner, a big, obese warthog pig, puffing on a cigar, said with a gravely voice as he also shook paws with Zander. "If you ever need another loan, drop on in anytime".
"Oh...Oh, Ollie. Give our friend Zander here some of our business cards", the warthog said to the weasel.
"Sure, Eddie", Ollie Weasel replied.
As Ollie pawed some business cards over to Zander, Eddie Warthog put his paw on Zander's shoulder like an old drinking buddy and said, "Zander, we'd really appreciate it if you get some of our cards out to your friends and co-workers. If you know someone who needs a loan, tell them about us. Have them tell us Zander sent them, and we'll get them fixed up with a great deal on a loan".
"I sure will", Zander replied bright eyed and happy as he unclipped his wallet from under his fur hairs to put the business cards in it.
The next stop was to drop the Viper off to get repaired.
After Zander arrived to repair shop, Jangar Panda had a look at the damage to Zander's Viper.
"It's what I pictured it would look like from what you told me over the phone yesterday", said Jangar Panda as he began filling out another estimate worksheet.
"Yea. I really felt sick when I heard that crunch yesterday morning", Zander replied.
This estimate didn't take long for Jangar get a total on, and the damage cost to Zander's Viper came to one thousand nine hundred rupees.
"I'll need an extra copy to send to the insurance company", Zander requested.
Sammy Fox added, "I was about to say, I hope this one isn't without insurance either".
"It just as well is", said Zander, "There's a one thousand rupee deductible.
"At least you can claim nine hundred on it", Jangar Panda added. "That does help".
"Oh, by the way. I'll be able to get that Lancia out of the shop as soon as it's fixed now. I got a loan this morning", Zander announced as he unclipped his wallet and took some of the business cards from the loan store.
"If you ever need a loan, here's the place to go", Zander said as he started giving out the cards. "Tell them Zander sent you and they'll fix you right up".
"BIG EDDIE?!", Sammy Fox loudly retorted. "Zander. That place is a rip off".
"Ha ha. They'll fix you up all right", Jangar Panda added.
Sammy Fox asked Zander, "If you don't mind my asking, what are they charging you for interest?"
"I think it's 22.6%", Zander answered.
"SHIT!", Jangar Panda added, then told Zander, "You picked the worst place in town to take out a loan".
"So in other words, your saying I got fucked?", Zander asked.
"Oh definitely", Jangar answered. "I hate to say it, Zander. But you were loan sharked".
About that time, Howard Lemur walked up and asked, "Did I overhear that someone went to Quick Cash in Paw?"
"Yup. A customer here just got a loan from Big Eddie", Sammy answered.
"Big Eddie would swindle his own mother if he had the chance", Howard Lemur added.
"Oh well. It's water under the bridge now", said Jangar. "He got the loan, he got the loan".
Zander was told the Lancia will be ready to pick up in about 45 days, putting it around April 1st, Zander's 56th birthday. A new right quarter panel to replace the one that Cheesah Meerkat kicked in around Christmas time was going to take a while locate for such a rare car.
As for the Viper, Zander was told it should be ready next week.
With both cars in the shop, Zander was going to have to ride a bus for the next week where ever he went. As Dr. Rat rode the bus on his way to his office, he thought about how the family he was from never had to ride public transportation like he was doing. And after Zander found out how bad he was gouged with the loan he took out that morning, he remembered that his family never had to take out loans. In fact, one of the sources of his family's income was from lending money at high interest rates to those who are in a pinch...Just like Zander had become.
Dr. Zander Rat's day seeing patients went as normal. Many patients would storm out of his office to seek a different doctor, and few were even half way satisfied with the services he rendered.
However, what had always accounted for most of Dr. Rat's prosperity since he had been a doctor for the past 20 plus years was filling prescriptions for just about every drug addict in Salem, India who can pay for it, or has an insurance pension that can be bilked for it. That had been Dr. Rat's big money maker. And there have been many of those anthro-animals who came to have Dr. Rat hook them up with their drug of choice. And of course, Dr. Rat had performed many circumcisions, nearly all of which was unwanted, during his career as a Quack Doctor. Nurses, fellow doctors and other medical professionals often speculated that Dr. Rat went through eight years of med school and became a doctor for one reason only...That was to have the ultimate opportunity to carry out his fetish to do circumcisions.
At the end of the day, after Dr. Rat walked from the bus stop to his house, It struck him as looking strange seeing no cars in his driveway or in his garage.
That evening was the same ritual like any other night since Zander Rat got that beating from Cheesah. It was have dinner or a snack, then take out the dentures and put them in a glass of water for overnight with one of those fizzie tablets, remove the contact lens from his right eye for the night, grab a shower, and get to bed. Sometimes, Zander would have to use one of those doughnut pillows because of the bad neck Cheesah gave him.  
    
 
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Zander Rat Makes a Grave Mistake.
  
It was Saturday and Dr. Zander Rat was scheduled to be on shift at the hospital emergency room staff that morning. Zander could already see taking the bus was going to get old quick. He couldn't stop at his favorite cafe because he would have to wait for another bus to take him into work. But Dr. Rat did have enough time to have breakfast at the hospital cafeteria.  
"I thought I was going to have to pull your shift too", Dr. Jay Fox told Dr. Rat because he was 14 minutes late checking in.
Dr. Fox didn't have a patient at the time, so the only thing that was holding him up from getting off his shift was waiting for Dr. Rat to show up as his relief.
Two other doctors were on emergency room shift with Dr. Rat that morning. One was Dr. Jaya Langur. She had been on shift for a few hours and was treating a makak who was comatose from drinking all night long. He came in aboard an ambulance an hour ago.
The other doctor, who was the senior doctor on shift, was none other than Dr. Clyde Wolf, who had a great disdain for Dr. Rat. There was no other patient in the emergency room at the moment, so Dr. Wolf lent a paw to help Dr. Langur with her comatose patient. She had him almost ready to be moved to Detox. He still needed to be treated for a flea infestation.
"Wow! Just look at them all. I'd bet 1,000 rupees they'll have to fumigate the ambulance that bought HIM here", Dr. Wolf said as he assisted Dr. Langur rubbing the makak down with flea treatment.
"When an alcohol addiction takes precedence over personal hygiene, this is one of many results", Dr. Langur noted.  
Dr. Rat just stood by and watched.
"Zander must think this is a spectator's sport", Dr. Wolf said to Dr. Langur. "He just stands there and gets paid for doing nothing".
"Aww, come on, Clyde. You don't have to be that mean to Zander, do you?", Dr. Jaya Langur sweetly told Dr. Wolf with a smile.
"You haven't known that buffoon as long as I have", Dr. Wolf answered Dr. Langur with a laugh as he began spraying the surrounding floor area for the fleas that had jumped off of the makak.
"I'd have Zander do this, but I'm afraid he'd hurt himself with the sprayer", Dr. Wolf taunted.
Dr.Wolf realized a third doctor was not needed to treat the makak. Dr.Wolf just saw it as another opportunity to rag on Zander. And Zander couldn't get up the nerve to make a peep about it.
The emergency room had been slow so far that morning, but it wouldn't be for long.
"Unit Two to Base, over", came over the radio with the background sound of an ambulance motor racing at a very high speed.
"I got it!", Dr. Rat exclaimed, wanting to play hero.
"Out of the way", Dr. Wolf said as he shoved Dr. Rat aside.
"Go ahead, Unit Two, over", Dr. Wolf replied.
"We are bringing in a dingo, male, age 12, over", the reply came back with the sound like they were speeding along a stretch of rural highway at speeds near 160 kph (100 mph).
"What's his status?, over", Dr. Wolf asked not expecting it to be good. That sound of an ambulance motor racing that fast means only one thing...It's serious.
"He was struck by a train", the ambulance crew member answered as Dr. Jaya Langur gasped. "He's in a coma, internal injuries, broken bones, heart beat is shallow. You're going to need to have blood on stand by. He's loosing a lot of it. He's type B...He's in really rough shape, over".
Dr. Wolf told Dr. Langur, "Phone Dr. Tavi Mongoose and tell him what we have coming in. We might need him".
Without a word or hesitation, Dr. Langur made the call.
"Base to Unit Two. What's your ETA, over", Dr. Wolf asked.
"Ten minutes. We're nearing Salem now with the petal to the floorboard, over", came back with the sounds of the racing motor and siren.
"How did he get hit by a train anyway?, over", Dr. Wolf asked.
"He and two other young dingo boys were playing daredevil with trains this morning", the reply came back with that racing motor sound. "He was only glanced by the train that hit him, but the train was running at a high rate of speed, over".
"Great...What a Hell of a way for three dingo cubs to start a Saturday morning...over", Dr. Wolf replied.
"Yea...I know...over", came back with the sounds of the racing motor, siren and emergency vehicle horn.
Dr. Langur came back and told Dr. Wolf that Dr. Tavi Mongoose was on his way in and will be there as quick as he can.
"Is the makak ready to go to Detox?", Dr. Wolf asked Dr. Jaya Langur.
"Yes he is, Clyde", Jaya answered.
"Zander, take this patient to Detox", Dr. Wolf ordered Zander.
Dr. Rat started in with, "Heeeyy, I didn't go to eight years of med school to roll gurneys. I'm a doct....."
Dr. Wolf grabbed and tweaked Zander's ear in mid sentence as Zander sounded off, "OOOO YEOW OUCH!".
"You're not going to sass me, or sass anyone else at a time like this. Understand?", Dr. wolf warned Dr. Rat, then let go of his ear.
Dr. Rat got the picture real quick and moved the makak to Detox as he was told to do.
Several minutes later, the siren of the approaching ambulance could be heard getting louder as the ambulance got closer to the hospital, and the emergency room entry doors were kept in open position ready for the arrival of the ambulance. As the ambulance was whirled into position to back up to the the emergency room, the ambulance doors were already being opened. The ambulance paramedics came quickly running out with the gurney carrying the gravely injured dingo cub. Dr. Wolf and Dr. Langur ran up to the gurney and helped to whisk it where everything was in preparation. No time was wasted getting an IV in the patient to get blood back into him and to do everything they could to stop further loss of blood. Nurses quickly put monitor sensors, and an oxygen mask on him, and a catheter in him. As the two doctors and all available nurses were frantically trying to save the young dingo's life, one of the doctors who was working intensive care came down to render assistance.
Then Dr. Zander Rat showed back up.
"Stay back, damn it", Dr. Wolf growled at Zander as Zander returned from moving the makak to Detox.
So Zander stood back at a distance and watched, looking like a nit wit.
Dr. Mongoose soon arrived and joined the effort to save the cub's life as the other doctors filled him in as to what was was going on.
"What is an available doctor doing just watching?", Dr. Mongoose asked as he was helping to repair some of the internal organ damage while others were setting broken bones.
"I sent him aside", Dr, Wolf answered as he was doing everything he could to at least slow down the cub's loss of blood. "I don't want Zander in the way".
"I'm sure there's SOMETHING he can do", Dr. Mongoose retorted. "Even if it's just changing IV bags and cleaning up the blood, It doesn't take one of US to do THAT".
So Dr. Rat was put to work helping in the effort, serving in the same capacity as a nurse trainee.
Dr. Wolf warned Zander, "If you lay one paw on his genitalia, I'll kill you".
But even then, Dr. Mongoose had to constantly get on Zander for his many screw ups.
Zander's bumbling finally got to the point when Dr. Mongoose told Zander, "Just go to the doctor's lounge and fuck off, Zander! This cub's parents are on their way here now. And if he doesn't make it, I won't let it be because you killed him! Just go! Get out of here!".
So Dr. Zander Rat went to the doctor's lounge as Dr. Mongoose had told him to do.
"At one point, the dingo's cub's heart had stopped, and in spite of having broken bones, a defibrillator had to be used to get his heart going again.
"Heavy price to pay for playing around with trains", said Dr. Wolf.
Twenty minutes into them working on the dingo cub, a Genet family came into the emergency room. The dad, accompanied by his wife and young adult son, was carrying their 6 year old son who was hurt and crying in pain. A doctor could not be spared, so Nurse Sheryl Fox was sent to assist Ernesto and Yuia Genet. Their 6 year old son, Sedric, had fallen out of a tree and broke a leg. As Nurse Fox directed the family to a treatment room, older son, Guelo Genet, looked in dismay at the young dingo, who's life everyone was trying to save. Geulo has witnessed his dad and uncles beat up other animals before, bad enough to put them in the hospital, but this was the first time in Guelo's life he had ever seen anyone that badly messed up.
No doctor was available to tend to Sedric right away, so Nurse Fox tried to reach Dr. Bear by phone to come in and set Sedric's broken leg. The family was asked to go to the waiting room while Sedric was sedated to ease his pain.
When the Genet Family got to the waiting room, the Genet Family called some relatives and friends of the family, from a phone near the hallway, to tell them about their cub, Sedric, falling out of the tree and getting hurt.
Among the family friends they called are Zhang, Annika and Raphael Meerkat. Zhang's younger brother, Cheesah had graduated in the same high school class with Guelo Genet. In fact, that's how Cheesah became a bit on the wild side, hanging out with friends like Geulo Genet. Raphael Meerkat and Sedric Genet are also close friends, although Raphael, age 8, is two school grades ahead of Sedric, age 6. There are times Sedric and Raphael are as close as brothers.
And like the meerkat friends of the family, Ernesto and Yuia Genet with their son Geulo was part of that exodus of refugees who left Angola in 2005. Like Raphael, Sedric was born after his family immigrated to India.
Guelo was able reach Cheesah by phone and he told him about Sedric falling out of the tree. Guelo also told Cheesah about the dingo cub he saw in the emergency room.
"I've seen some really bad stuff my dad and uncles had done to others, but I NEVER saw anyone tore up that bad before", Guelo told Cheesah. "Mom and Dad and I are here in the waiting room".
"So how are they coming along on our garoto mau Sedric?" (...our bad boy Sedric?), Cheesah asked.
They can't get to Sedric now because everyone is working on the dingo", Guelo answered. "He's really messed up. He don't even look alive...Oh, by the way, it sounds like you are riding in a car".
"I'm out cruising with Wasafa", Cheesah replied.
"Put him on for me", Guelo requested.
"I'll put it on speaker phone", said Cheesah.
"Sound like Sedric, he hurt", Wasafa Mongoose inquired in broken English.
"Sim. Sedric caiu de uma arvore e quebrou a  perna" (Yea. Sedric fell from a tree and broke his leg), Guelo affirmed to Wasafa in Portuguese, being that Wasafa Mongoose and his family are also from Angola.
"Heh heh. Ele ser um menino robusto" (Heh heh. He's a rugged boy), Wasafa Mongoose replied.
"Sim, But the ground was tougher this time", Guelo Genet added as a family of dingos came into the waiting room with some of their family members crying.
"Hey", Guelo said in a low voice. "The dingo cub I told you about".
"Yea. What about", Cheesah asked.
"I think his family just came into the waiting room. Some of them are crying", Guelo told Cheesah and Wasafa.
As the conversation continued, Guelo Genet overheard the dingos mentioning about their cub being hit by a train.
"Hey" Guelo again told Cheesah and Wasafa in a low voice", I just found out that dingo cub was hit by a train".
"We heard about that on the car radio not long ago", Cheesah told Guelo.
"So he same cub dingo?", Wasafa asked.
"Sim. From what I'm seeing, it is", Guelo answered.
Guelo's dad, Ernesto, told his son that the dingos may want to use the phone to call their family. Guelo was using the hospital's land line as cell phone use is not allowed in a hospital.
"These dingos will need to use the phone, I got to hang up now", Guelo told his friends.
"Diga oi Sedric para mim" (Tell Sedric hello for me), said Wasafa Mongoose.
"I will", Guelo replied.
"We're hoping the best for Sedric", Cheesah added.
Then Wasafa bid, "Falo com voce depois"(Talk with you later).

Meanwhile in the emergency room, the dingo cub's situation had escalated into a classic, hospital drama scenario.
The cub's heart had since stopped two more times. The bleeding had finally been bought under control. But it was now a struggle keeping his heart going, and there was still a lot damage to be repaired.
While all this was going on, Zander got the wheels turning in his head that there were unprotected male patients the other doctors couldn't treat yet.
The heart monitor attached to the dingo cub again went flat line, "deet.....deet.....deet.....deet..deet..deet.deet det det det.eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
"WE'RE LOOSING HIM!", Dr Mongoose called out.
Dr. Wolf rapidly applied conductive lube to the defibrillator paddles the quickly slapped them onto the cub's chest.
"HIT IT! HIT IT!", Dr Wolf shouted.
>THA-WOOMP< the dingo cub's body jolted up off the gurney, but the monitor still continued, "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
"AGAIN!", Dr. Wolf shouted as he held the paddles on the cub's chest.
>THA-WOOMP< again the cub jolting up off the gurney. Everyone knew they got a heart beat back when the monitor was again sounding, "deet..deet..deet..deet..deet.deet", and the cub, still in a coma, began hyperventilating.
Because of the drama unfolding around trying to keep the dingo cub alive, Zander milled around the emergency room unnoticed as he also checked the treatment rooms. Then Zander found 6 year old Sedric Genet who was sedated because of his broken leg.
"Oooooo. It's time to cut a dickieeee", Zander said to him self as he got his circie clamp, from a stash location where he kept it in one of the treatment rooms.
Again the heart monitor went, "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.."
While Zander heard the monitor going flat line again out in the main emergency room, he was busy sticking Sedric Genet's penis head up into the circ clamp bell.
"HIT IT!", Dr. Wolf shouted.
Zander Rat could hear >THA-WHOOMP< the dingo cub jolt up off the gurney, then the monitor sounding, "deet..deet..deet..deet..deet..deet..deet...". Zander already had the clamp locked down and was cutting Sedric's penis sheath away.
"I wish there were more opportunities like this one. The ultimate distraction", Zander said out loud as the heart monitor for the dingo cub's body again sounded off, "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
"WE'RE LOOSING HIM AGAIN!", Dr. Mongoose called out as Zander Rat came strolling out of the treatment room, unnoticed, with his clap in one paw, and Sedric Genet's penis sheath in the other paw.
"HIT IT", Dr. Wolf shouted, followed by >THA-WHOOMP< and the cub's body jolting upward, and the monitor still sounding, "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
"HIT IT!", Dr. Wolf again shouted. >THA-WHOOMP< The dingo cub jolts upward. The monitor still sounding, "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."  Zander strolls past a trash can and drops Sedric Genet's penis sheath into the trash.
Still it was "HIT IT AGAIN!", >THA-WHOOMP<, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
"AGAIN", >THA-WHOOM<, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
As Dr. Jaya Langur was saying to the dingo cub, "Don't leave us now, babe. Don't leave us now.", Dr. Zander Iscelberg Rat MD retreated back to the doctor's lounge, perfectly smug with what he had just done.
As a last resort, Dr. Langur got up on the gurney, straddled over the cub and began chest compressions as Dr. Clyde Wolf performed mouth to mouth resuscitation on him. Dr. Mongoose gave the cub an Adrenaline injection into a vein near the cub's heart, in hopes if his heart can beat some more, the injection might get circulated there. The monitor still continued, "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
There comes a point when a heart has stopped for so long a time, the brain has died. After 52 minutes of doctors and nurses frantically working on him, 7 of those minutes that his heart had stopped for the last time, there was nothing more that could be done for the dingo cub.
Dr. Wolf reached up and turned off the monitor eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee>CLICK<. It was over for the dingo cub. It was decided that Dr. Jaya Langur should be the one to go to the waiting room and break the bad news to the Dingo Family.
It was at that time Dr. Bear arrived to the hospital. He had just a short while ago got the voice mail Dr. Langur left him before the cub arrived.
"Jaya left me a message there's a dingo cub here who was hit by a train", Dr. Bear mentioned.
"We just lost him a few minutes ago", Dr. Mongoose replied.
"I'm sorry to hear that", said Dr. Bear.
"You feel up to setting a Genet cub's broken leg?", Dr. Mongoose asked Dr. Bear. "We're worn out from working with that dingo cub. And Dr. Wolf is tending to a Civet who came in here with a drug overdose twenty minutes ago."
"Sure. Just show me where he is", Dr. Bear agreed.
"Over in room three. We sedated him because we couldn't get to him right away", said Dr. Mongoose.
Dr. Wolf came back and informed Dr. Mongoose, "I'm having that civet with the overdose moved to intensive care and to get his stomach pumped. He's really strung out on Oxycontin, and he's in no condition to go home today. And by the way, I had a little talk with him. He didn't get those drugs off the street".
"A doctor in town must be prescribing it upon request", Dr. Mongoose speculated. "I turn THOSE kind of doctors in when I find out about them".
"Well brace yourself for THIS one, Tavi. It's Zander”, said Dr. Wolf. "The patient told me he gets all the Oxycontin from Zander he wants. All he has to do is ask, and Zander writes the prescription".
"So Zander is running a 'pill mill' out of his doctor's office," Dr. Mongoose replied as Dr. Wolf affirmed with a nod. "When Administration opens Monday, I'm going to see Jishnu Panda and file another report on him".
Then Dr. Wolf added, "He's also got that board hearing he's already due to go up before about that escapade he pulled a few days ago".
"That one's the LEAST of Zander's concerns now", Dr. Mongoose mentioned. "For THIS one, Zander will be looking at crimnal charges".
“We might be finally rid of him for good”, Dr. Wolf anticipated.
“I've been trying to make that happen for a long time. You can rest assured on that”, Dr. Mongoose added.
"Hey! Why is this Genet cub circumcised?", Dr. Bear asked as he came back out of room three, and looking over the treatment consent form.
"ZANDER!", Dr. Wolf exclaimed.
"Who else?", Dr. Mongoose replied.
"I'm looking at an item on this consent form. His family made a request not to circumcise him", Dr. Bear added.
"He had to have done that while we were trying to save that dingo cub's life", said Dr. Wolf.
"You know that's what he did", said Dr. Mongoose as he took the request form from Dr. Bear. "Using a dying cub as a decoy. That really stinks on ice... On Monday, THAT incident is ALSO going to be on the report".
Then Dr. Mongoose told Dr. Bear, "Well, Dr. Bear. Just go back in and set the cub's leg. That's all you can do about it now".
Dr. Rat couldn't be found anywhere either. It was speculated that Dr. Rat had probably slipped out for home for the day... Or as some would like to put it, “slithered” out for home.
After Sedric Genet's leg was set, Dr. Mongoose had the unpleasant task of trying to explain to Sedric's parents, Ernesto and Yuia, in the presents of Sedric's older brother Guelo, as well as to other family members who were also present, how it came to pass that one of the doctors pulled off an unwanted circumcision on their 6 year old cub...who was there only to have a broken leg mended.
Ernesto and Yuia, as well as their older son Geulo, along with two uncles, an aunt and two cousins who were also there, were about ready to kill someone over it, which didn't make Dr. Tavi Mongoose's job of speaking with the family any easier.
At one point, one of the Genet uncles who was there got up in Dr. Mongoose's face with, "And you wonder why some animals have no respect for you doctors?!"
"You can get out of my face with that right now", Dr. Mongoose warned Sedric's uncle, in spite of knowing the genet could have easily hurt him.
Fortunately, Dr. Clyde Wolf had come into the waiting room to give his condolences to the dingo cub's family.
"We had nothing to do with that", Dr. Wolf exclaimed as he made Sedric's uncle back down.
Sedric's uncle wasn't about to tangle with a wolf, so he calmed down.
"Then who was it who ran a knife around our son's dick?!", Sedric's dad Ernesto Genet demanded.
"I'm not authorized to disclose that information", Dr. Mongoose insisted.
"You would if you had any fortitude about you!", Sedric's mom Yuia retorted.
About this time, Dr. Wolf decided he wasn't about to let his fellow doctors take the heat for what Zander had done.
"Dr. Zander Iscelberg Rat", Dr. Wolf called out as Dr. Mongoose gave him a sudden look. "HE'S the one who circumcised your son".
"Well, I don't blame you for telling them, although that is against hospital policy", Dr. Mongoose said to Dr. Wolf.
"I'm not letting others take the heat for Zander's actions", Dr. Wolf affirmed.
"Fair enough", Dr. Mongoose agreed.
Then Dr. Mongoose told the Genet Family, "What ever quarrel you have between Dr. Rat and yourselves, I don't want to know about it".
"Nor do I", Dr. Wolf added.
"Fair enough to us also", Ernesto Genet agreed.
When younger bro Sedric came out from the anesthesia, the family, upon entering the recovery room to see Sedric, witnessed how devastated he was over discovering what had been done to his little personal part...And to think it was only because of a broken leg Sedric had to go to the hospital for.
After the drama between doctors and family had passed, and as Yuia was consoling her son Sedric about his pee-wee having it's sheath gone, Geulo immediately went out to his dad's car to get his cell phone and he called his friend, Cheesah Meerkat.
"Ola menina doce" Cheesah answered the phone, laying on a slow, sexy tone.
"It's me, Cheesah... Guelo", Guelo replied.
"Oh oh oh. Hi, Guelo. I thought Janeeza was calling me", said Cheesah. "You sound like something is wrong. Is Sedric doing OK?"
"Nao", Guelo answered. "Uma cabeca de merda circuncidada Sedric".
"O QUE! CIRCUNCISAO! SEDRIC! POR QUE!", Wasafa Mongoose retorted.
"DAMN!", said Cheesah. "Guelo...Era um rato?"
"Eles disseram que era" (They said it was), Guelo answered.
"Um rato marrom? Big eye brows?", Cheesah asked Guelo about the rat.
"Eu nao sei. Eu nao visto o rato." (I not know. I not see the rat.), Guelo answered.
"Guelo. What they do to you bro cub. It fucked up", Wasafa Mongoose said, speaking his English broken.
"Talvez ele seja o rato que tentou circuncidar Raphael em November", said Cheesah.
"You mean the rato you battered before last Christmas?", Guelo asked. "Who tried to circuncidar your nephew?".
"Sim", Cheesah answered.
"O filho da puta vai morrer" (The son of a bitch is going to die), said Wasafa. "O rato vai morrer. Ele vai morrer. Ele vai morrer por isso" (The rat will die. He will die. He will die for this).
Besides Wasafa Mongoose being a close friend of Geulo Genet's family, Wasafa is an alumni of an Angolan street gang in Salem, India. He was an active member as a teenager. And Wasafa has NO place in his heart for those who hurt cubs.    
"Cheesah, Wasafa, come over and see me at my mom and dad's house this night", said Guelo Genet. "After what that rato did to my cub bro, he's goin' down".
"We're with you, Guelo. On the same page", Cheesah Meerkat assured him..."By the way, Guelo", Did that dingo cub ever make it".
"Nao. He died", said Guelo. “His family took it really hard too”.
"I'm sorry to hear that", Cheesah replied.
"Dingo he in better place now", said Wasafa. “Now he stand before maker, he get he rewards”.
"We will see you", Said Cheesah.
"Vejo te esta noite" (See you this night), said Wasafa Mongoose.
 
Unbeknown to Dr. Zander Iscelberg Rat, the Genet cub whom he pulled his circumcision fetish crap on is from one of those kind of families that you - just - do - not - fuck around with.
Many of the Genet Family's members had been in jail more than once, and most have felony records and a history of violence.
Ernesto Genet, who is Sedric and Geulo's dad, had done jail time before for almost beating someone to death with an axe handle.
Almost all the family members are quick to get into a fight with anyone who they don't like, usually resulting in landing someone up in a hospital.
Many of the males of the family, including some females, had played with homemade explosives and illegal fireworks during their youth.
Two of the uncles went fishing once by lighting and throwing stolen dynamite into the water to stun the fish.
There was one night in the coastal town of Chennai, that one of the cousins had chased someone out of a tavern and down a back alley with a pistol, which required a 'prohibited bore' license in India...a license the cousin did not have for that gun. Back at that time, one of the uncles kept the pistol for the cousin until they were sure law officers would not show up to find it.
Two other cousins are members of a motorcycle gang, and another cousin is a member of the Angolan street gang Wasafa Mongoose is an alumni of.    
And there was a time Geulo had to be pulled off of some smart ass jerk he was beating up, otherwise Geulo would have killed him.
And not to mention that the family has some wild friends who can get pretty rough...among of whom are Cheesah Meerkat who is almost as crazy as Geulo Genet, and Wasafa Mongoose who is an alumni member of a dangerous, Angolan street gang and still hangs out with a few heavies, and Tahiry Fossa who has had some scrapes with the law himself. And as if Dr. Zander Rat wasn't playing with enough fire as it was, most of the Genet Family and friends possess martial arts skills to some degree or other.  
Sedric Genet's family definitely has a reputation of being a rough and wild family you don't mess with.
During all the years of Dr. Rat performing unwanted circumcisions during his medical career, Dr. Rat finally picked on the wrong family to act out his perverted fetish on a member of. Dr. Rat REALLY screwed up this time, but didn't know it yet.
  
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Prelude to the Storm of Wrath    
          
It was the Monday before Valentines Day 2014, and various anthro-animals had had some matters to tend to that day. This was a day Dr. Tavi Mongoose would be at his office. Dr. Mongoose had his receptionist, Fay Linsang, contact some of his patients to move their appointments for that morning to a later time...That was because there was a matter of going to the administration office at the hospital that morning to file the report about Zander's actions on Saturday. And when Tavi reported the information that Dr. Wolf passed on to him from that Oxycontin addict he treated Saturday, the hospital administration immediately passed that information on to law enforcement. Dr, Mongoose actually witnessed the phone call being made by Jishnu Panda to authorities about Dr. Zander Rat and his "pill mill" operation. The administration staff members thanked Tavi Mongoose for coming forward with that information, and said that over the next several weeks, law enforcement would most likely have informants making appointments to see Dr. Zander Rat, posing as drug addicts and street vendors. Tavi was asked not to discuss it with anyone until an arrest has been made.
As for a family of dingos, they had funeral arrangements to make for their loved one they lost two days ago.
Things had taken a turn for the worse for the Genet family that morning. The circumcision that Dr. Zander Rat took upon himself to do to Sedric Genet two days earlier had become badly infected. Ernesto and Yuia Genet had to take Sedric back to the hospital where he was seen in the emergency room by Dr. Bear, the doctor who mended his broken leg. Sedric freaked out really bad when Dr. Bear advised the family of the risk that the infection could cost Sedric Genet his entire penis. Sedric had to be admitted into the hospital for series of treatments to fight the infection in an attempt of preventing him from becoming genderless.
Guelo Genet, Cheesah Meerkat, Wasafa Mongoose, Miguel Kinkajou who is another one of Cheesah's high school ilumnis, and a few other friends, didn't quite have the same idea in mind about dealing with Zander Rat as Tavi Mongoose did. Habbar Fossa said they could count him in too if he wasn't out at sea with his dad. When Cheesah called Habbar Saturday evening, the Star of Antananarivo was still close enough to land for a cell phone tower signal to reach. However, Habbar did say that they were returning from delivering a sugar cane shipment from South America to Italy, and they should be docking into Karakil in about two days.
He did tell them, "If you haven't got that creep by then, look me up".
Even Cheesah's "very intimate" female friend, Janeeza Meerkat, said she would like to help in any way she could, And Janeeza now refers to Zander Rat as "The Creepy Cretin".
The storm clouds were beginning to gather and it had nothing to do with the weather.

That Monday started for Zander with his daily routine of  "putting his face together" in the bathroom mirror.
Zander didn't have a shift at the hospital that day, but wanted to be sure to be at his office early. He had a several of his drug addict steadies scheduled for that morning, and two of them were wealthy and paid good money to have Zander "hook them up". Zander, had it going on for over 20 years of greet the "so called' patient, write up the prescription for what they ask for and for the amount they request, then get paid...Greet, write, get paid - Greet, write, get paid - Greet, write, get paid - Greet, write, get paid - Greet, write, get paid. Eeeeeaaazzzzzzy money. There was also one of the out of town street vendors who had an appointment that morning. Zander definitely did not want to loose a street vendor as a client. Business from out of town street vendors have always been the BIG money.
For the street vendors, Zander would write out multiple prescriptions that bore the names on multiple phoney IDs  presented by the those vendors...or so called patients. The vendors would then stop at different pharmacies in Salem, pharmacies along their trip back home, and pharmacies in their home town, to have the prescriptions filled so no one pharmacy would wise on to it.
It was getting old having to ride the bus with both cars in the shop though. Zander couldn't fit in a stop at his favorite cafe with the bus schedule, and Zander didn't keep much at the house to fix a descent meal with either because he was accustom to always eating out. So Zander went through the morning without having something to eat.
By 1:17 pm, Dr. Zander Rat had written his prescription for his last client for the day. Of the many so called "patients" Dr. Zander Rat had that day, only one was a legit patient. At 10:05 am, a mother otter took her son in to get treatment and medication for a cold. When Dr. Rat tried to talk the mother otter into getting her son circumcised, she and her son left to go seek a different doctor.
There were no more appointments for the rest of that day, so shortly before 2:00 pm, Zander offered Nurse Janie Squirrel fifty rupees to drive him to the restoration shop where his cars are.
"Oh wow, Doctor! For THAT much money I'll drive you to Karakil and back", Nurse Squirrel said with that lit up with happiness expression.
"No", said Zander. "I just want to see them at the shop about one of my cars.".
As Dr. Zander Rat and Nurse Squirrel stepped out, Zander left instructions with Zalla Gerbil to set appoints for anyone else who comes in, and that he will be gone for the rest of the day.
Once Janie Squirrel got Zander Rat to the automotive shop, Janie asked, "Zander, should I wait?", as Zander pawed her the fifty rupees he promised her.
"I'll catch a bus home", Zander answered. "I might be talking a while here with someone about one of my cars. I'll see you at the office ".
"Oh..Te he..Yer sure?", Janie Squirrel replied with a cute little wave as Zander picked up on her body language and noticed the scent of some of her sexual discharge that smelled like peanuts, which is typical of rodents.
"Oh...This is not what you're thinking, Janie", Zander informed Janie. "The purpose of this ride was to get me here to inquire about one of my cars...That's all. I'll see you at the office tomorrow morning".
"Oh well uh eh-hem...See you at the office tomorrow...ur...morning", Jamie squirrel replied feeling embarrassed that she had assumed Zander was asking her out on a date..which she realized differently at that point .
As Jamie was leaving to return to the office, Zander went over to speak with Jangar Panda.
Jangar opened up the conversation with", Woah, Zander, who's the nice looking squirrel?"
"Oh, she's the nurse who works for me", Zander answered.
"Sammy Fox, who got a good look at Jamie, said, "I might have to set a doctor's appointment. I think I might be coming down with something", as everyone laughed.
"I could do with giving her a probing", said Rudy Mongoose, a yellow mongoose who ran errands and did clean up and maintenance for the shop.
"Well, Rudy, you do know on them, that pussy smells like peanuts", said Jangar.
Then Howard Lemur added, "Being you mongooses smell like pop corn, if you and her got together, it'd be like Cracker Jacks", as a 2nd round of laughter broke out.
"So, I like Cracker Jacks", Rudy laughed.
After the laughter subsided, Zander mentioned, "OK. Seriously. This is about the Viper. Is there any way you all can have it could be ready sooner? Having to take a bus everywhere I go just doesn't cut it".
"Well, there are other customers ahead of you", Zander", Jangar replied.
Zander went into issues like how he doesn't have time to have breakfast at his favorite cafe each morning because that wouldn't coincide with the bus schedule. And how he can't simply hop in the car and go at the moment he feels like it. And how he misses driving his fast cars.
After some haggling, Jangar Panda finally offered Zander, "Tell you what I'll do. I have a collision repair to begin on a car tomorrow. Let me call the customer and find out if he's OK with me starting on his car a couple of days later. If he's good with that, I can have your car ready by Wednesday late in the morning. But I do want a little payment for doing it".
"How much payment?", Zander asked.
"How does five hundred rupees sound?", Jangar asked.
Zander, thinking of all that loan money he has, told Jangar, "Deal. I'll do it"
So Jangar called the customer and gave him the alibi that it would take more time to get a needed part. The customer accepted the alibi, and Zander pawed 500 rupees over to Jangar, thus Zander's Viper was bumped up to being next in line.  
That left Zander Rat with only six more rides on a bus, being without either car:
The next one being to go home from the automotive shop that afternoon.
The 2nd bus ride would be the Tuesday morning ride to his office the following morning.
The 3rd bus ride would be later that Tuesday morning to the hospital for emergency room shift.
The 4th bus ride would be the ride home from the hospital Tuesday evening.
 The 5th bus ride would be from home to the bank, very early Wednesday morning to make an ATM withdraw for 1,000 rupees for the insurance deductible on the repair bill on the Viper.
And the 6th bus ride would be from the bank to the automotive shop to....TAH-DAHHHH!...GET HIS CAR BACK OUT OF THE SHOP!...but that was still two days away yet. This is still Monday afternoon.

It was now Tuesday morning, and conditions had improved for Sedric Genet with the infection from the circumcision Dr.Rat had done to him. The infection was caught just in time before it would have gone too far to save Sedric Genet's already curcumcised penis, and Dr. Bear had mentioned that Sedric could be released from the hospital the next day, which would be Thursday, with an antibiotic prescription and a follow up appointment. Sedric Genet, as well as his family, were so relieved to know the worst of the crisis was over and Sedric will still be able to remain a male.
Late in the morning, Sedric's dad Ernesto and older brother Guelo, during a hospital visit to see Sedric, had overheard Dr. Zander Rat make a smart aleck crack to a nurse about the situation he caused on Sedric.
Dr. Rat was in a hallway, and didn't know that Sedric's room was nearby, and that the genets could hear him.
Dr. Rat's remark to the nurse, followed by his dorkey laughter, was, "If the Genet cub looses his little tweedle-dee-dee, we can always make him into a little female and rename him Sedrica...He'll never know the difference. HUR HUR HUR!"
"I don't care to hear it", the nurse replied to Zander.
Zander then returned a reply, "Heeeyyy, If the little brat becomes Sedrica, he'll...I mean she'll HUR HUR HUR, would look adorable with flowers in her hair HUR HUR".
Finally, the nurse told Dr. Rat, "Yea, what ever. I got something to tend to", then walked away.
After the nurse had gotten down the hallway, Dr. Rat loudly called to her, "You don't think that would be cute?...I think it would...Maybe a hair bow HUR HUR - HUR - HUR HUR HUR - HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR".
Ernesto, Geulo and Sedric heard every word Dr. Zander Rat had uttered out in that hallway. As Sedric began crying over hearing Dr. Rat's remarks and what Dr. Rat had already done to him, Sedric's dad and older brother wanted so badly to kill Dr. Rat right on the spot.
This was Sedric's first real life experience about how callous and cold hearted someone could be.  
News of the remarks Dr. Zander Rat made about Sedric Genet got around to the rest of the family and friends really quick, which kindled even more of the family's wrathful anger against Dr. Rat.
Among the many bad things the family had to say about Dr. Zander Iscelberg Rat, one of Sedric's aunts commented, "It takes a disgusting piece of shit to cause this to a cub, then say the things he said about it".
    
Come Wednesday Morning Zander was overwhelmed with anticipation when he got up.
Of course, Zander had long forgotten about the smart ass remarks he had made, only a day before, that he had hurt Sedric Genet's feelings with. That wasn't important to Zander anyway. That was yesterday. What was important to Zander was...This was the morning he was told his Dodge Viper would be ready to pick up from the shop. Of course there was that "pain in the ass" daily routine of  "assembling his face" in the bathroom mirror, which he will always cuss Cheesah Meerkat for.
Zander left the house singing, "I'm gonna get my car back! I'm gonna get my car back! goodie goodie goodie!".
The neighbors looked at him like he was nuts. A cranky, old neighbor llama, who never did like Zander, was out watering his front lawn and sang back to Zander, "You really need a straight jacket! You really need a straight jacket! goodie goodie goodie!.......Dumb ass".  
Zander caught an early bus to the bank that got him there well before the bank opened. When Zander got to the bank, an unexpected delay awaited him. There was a paper "out of order" sign on the ATM machine. Zander noticed a fast food place across the street from the bank, so he got something for breakfast there and sipped on some coffee while he waited for the bank to open. Finally, the bank opened and Zander Rat leaped up from his table and ran back across the street, almost getting hit by a badger on a motorcycle, and made his way to the bank. Of course, as luck would have it, there was only one teller window open, and an elderly female lynx was the only one ahead of him in line. She had 548 rupees she wanted to deposit into her account, and it was all in change, most of it pasies (Indian equivalent to U.S. pennies), in a paper bag placed in one of those fold up baskets that are pushed around on wheels.
"I want to be sure I count this out carefully", the old Lynx explained to the teller. "I don't want to count myself short, you know".
"Well, I'm sure this gentle-rat wouldn't mind waiting", the bank teller, a female Afghan hound said to her, assuming that Zander Rat was in no hurry. "Just take your time, Esmeralda".
"And I sure don't want to count it higher than what it actually is", Esmeralda Lynx contunued.
"Oh, we wouldn't want that", replied the teller.
About that time, Zander was singing under his breath the old, "Hum de dum dum dum".
Esmeralda Lynx explained how she would never want a rupee that wasn't rightfully hers, and at the same time, she doesn't like coming up short on her money either, before she even began counting the 548 rupees of change she wanted to deposit.
About 45 minutes later, and with seven customers who had recently came in behind Zander, Esmeralda Lynx had only 21 more rupees worth of change to count when Zander let out with a loud, "EH-HEM!"
"Zanderrrrrr!", the teller retorted as she looked past the lynx at Zander. "That was extremely rude of you! Now you owe Esmeralda an apology".
"OK. Yea yea yea. Sorry. can we get this over with?", Zander retorted.
"I hardly call that an apology, young rat", the lynx informed Zander.
“She's right. Why can't you behave like a civilized animal?”, the bank teller added as the rest of the animals in line began to murmur bad comments about Zander.
Zander, who had by now felt embarrassed, paused for a few seconds, then said in a bashful tone, “I'm sorry”, which was music to the ears of Esmeralda Lynx. To Esmeralda, it was like the Angels began singing.
Esmeralda then gave Zander a five minute lecture about having good manners, which further held up the line while she spoke her peace. After Esmeralda Lynx finished with giving Zander a brief crash course in good manners, she then focused her attention back on counting her money.
“Oh dear!”, Esmeralda exclaimed.
“What is it, Esmeralda?”, the bank teller asked her.
“Because of that rude Rat, I lost count.”, Esmeralda answered. “Now I'll have to start aaaall over again”.
“As the lynx began re-counting her money, the teller looked at Zander and said in a hush tone, “Shame on you!”.
A few minutes later, a bank employee stepped up behind another window. Zander dashed over to it only to hear the employee say, “This window is not open”.
Zander had now lost his place in line and had to go back to the end of the line.
A few minutes later, another teller stepped up behind that other window.
“Oh no. I'm not falling for THAT again”, Zander said as the other animals went over to the other window.
That's when Zander found out they did open the other window this time.
“Ooooooph”, Zander let out in frustration.
“Zander! If you cause Esmeralda to loose count again, I'll come out from behind this counter and slap you down in front of everyone in this bank".
“Joyce. I guess what I said to him went in one ear and out the other”, Esmeralda said as everyone looked at Zander making a fool of himself.
A young, very attractive, female meerkat who had recently stepped in line behind Zander, immediately stepped away and took a seat in the lobby.
As she was opening a flip phone that hung on a charm necklace she was wearing, a jovial looking, stocky built Great Pyrenees asked the meerkat, “May we assist you with a loan or any of your banking needs today, ma'am?”.
“No. I'm fine, thank you”, she answered then began dialing a number.
“Just let me know if you need anything”, he relpied as he stepped back to his office cubical.
“Ola, Cheesah. Isto seja Janeeza”, the meerkat said on the phone, avoiding using English so there is no risk of the rat overhearing the conversation.
"Janeeza, minha menina. Voce parece animado" (Janeeza my girl. You seem excited), Cheesah aswered the phone.
"Cheesah, ouve", replied Janeeza. "Estou no banco. Eu encontrei o assustador cretino" (Cheesah, listen. I'm at the bank. I found the creepy cretin - scarey dick - creepy asshole).
"You mean Zander Rato?! Tem certeza?!" (You are sure?), Cheesah exclaimed back over the phone.
"Sim. Ele esta aqui", Janeeza assured Cheesah. "Um empregado dirigiu seu nome" (yes. He is here. An employee directed his name).
"Follow him and keep me informed. Me and some of the boys will be there", said Cheesah.
"Lembre?", Janeeza replied. "Eu rodou de onibus. Eu nao posso dirigir atras dele" (Remember? I rode by bus. I can't drive after him.).
"OK...If he leaves before we get there, write down his auto tag number. Watch him go away as far as you can see him go", Cheesah instructed.
"Ha um gato velho na frente dele", Janeeza informed Cheesah. "Ela esta tomando muito tempo aqui" (There is an old cat ahead of him. She is taking a lot of time here).
"Well, let me know what happens", Cheesah replied.
"Vou mante voce informado. Eu te amo" (I'll keep you informed. I love you.), said Janeeza.
"Amo te", Cheesah replied.
After Janeeza and Cheesah finished their conversation, Janeeza sat in the lobby, waiting for Zander Rat to make his next move. The business she had to conduct at the bank could wait another day.
"Esmeralda Lynx continued to slowly and gingerly count her money as Janeeza Meerkat noticed Zander Rat acting up like a fool standing behind Esmeralda. It was becoming very clear to Janeeza that she had chosen the right nick name to refer to Zander by..."Cretino assustrador", which is "creepy cretin" among other things.
Another 30 minutes went by before Esmeralda had finished counting her money, and then the deposit transaction was completed.
"Oh goody. Aaaaaaaaaat last", Zander said as the teller gave Zander a dirty look.
But Zander had another unexpected wait. Esmeralda Lynx had known Joyce Afghan Hound for years. So Esmeralda couldn't resist telling Joyce about how the kits and grandkits were getting along. Joyce even told Esmeralda the latest about her pups.
"OOOOOOOHHHH COMMMMMMME OOOOOONNNNN!", Zander retorted, followed by the teller pointing a finger straight at him, giving him a cold stare and telling him, "Shut it".
Before Esmeralda left, she took some more time to give Joyce the recipe to the home made pineapple pie her grandmother use to make.
Then it was Zander's turn at the teller window.
"Now did all your tomfoolery get you helped any sooner?...How may I help you?", Joyce Hound asked Zander.
Zander requested 1,000 rupees from his account, and the transaction was made.
Zander was so agitated by Esmeralda Lynx, when Zander left the teller window, he walked across the lobby floor stomping his feet down with the soles of his feet making loud slapping sounds against the floor as he walked.
The other animals in the bank looked at Zander like he should have been mentally tested or something.
That was when Janeeza got up, picked up one of those give away pens and a discarded receipt to write a tag number on, then followed Zander Rat, but keeping a distance so Zander wouldn't detect he was being followed.
As Janeeza began to follow Zander across the parking lot, she opened her flip phone off her charm necklace and made another call to Cheesah.
"Ola", Cheesah aswered as Janeeza could hear a car motor in the background.
"Ele esta saindo o banco" (He is leaving the bank), Janeeza told Cheesah.
"Be sure to get his tag number", said Cheesah.
"OK", Janeeza replied.
Then there was a short pause of silence as Janeeza continued to follow Zander Rat at a distance.
Then Janeeza said, "Ele esta caminhando em direcao a rua. Nao para um carro" (He is walking in direction to the street. Not to a car.)
"Perhaps he parked his car on the other side of the street", Cheesah pondered.
Then Zander broke out into a run toward the street.
"Ele esta sendo executado!" (He's running!), Janeeza exclaimed to Cheesah.
"Did he see you?!", Cheesah asked.
"Nao tenho certeza!" (I'm not sure), Janeeza answered.
"HEEEEYYYY!", Zander hollered and screamed out as he failed to get a bus driver's attention because Zander was still too far away from the street. "CAN'T YOU FUCKIN' SEE ME OR WHAT?! STOP, MOTHER FUCKER?!"
"Ele esta gritando no um machimbombo!" (He's screaming at a bus!), Janeeza then added.
"Is everything OK?!", Cheesah asked.
"MOTHER FUCKIN' SHIT ANYWAY! I'M NOT INVISIBLE!", Zander continued screaming at the passing bus, then taking a seat at the nearby bus stop.
"Ele perdeu um machimbombo. Foi isso que aconteceu" (He missed a bus. That's what happened), Janeeza replied. "Ele esperando por um machombombo" (He is waiting for a bus.)
Then Janeeza heard Wasafa Mongoose's voice, "Doctor ride on bus! Ha ha ha! Nao e um medico muito rico!" (Not a very rich doctor).
"Voce esta com Wasafa?" (You're with Wasafa?) , Janeeza asked.
"Sim. Habbar is with us too", Cheesah aswered.
"Habbar estava no navio no  mar com Yannis" (Habbar was on the ship at sea with Yannis) , Janeeza replied.
"They pulled into port last night", said Cheesah.
"Dad and I got to the house real late last night", Habbar added.
"Esta no viva voz?" (Is it on speaker phone?), Janeeza asked.
"Sim", Cheesah answered, then continued, "Janeeza, we're almost there. If that rato is staying put, just come back away from him".
"Yea, he might have fleas", Habbar added as everyone laughed including Janeeza.
Cheesah and Janeeza hung up their phones as Wasafa Mongooses's car, a 1989 Hindustan Contessa, customized like a low rider, came rolling into the parking lot.

The link shows a pic of the car at the beach.
http://moyomongoose.deviantart.com/art/Wasafa-Mongoose...

Wasafa used an entrance on the far end away from where Zander was sitting at the bus stop.
As Wasafa, Cheesah and Habbar pulled up to meet Janeeza, she told the boys, "He's on that bus stop bench".
"You should get in so he doesn't see you", Cheesah said to Janeeza.
As Janeeza got in to the car, she said to Habbar Fossa, "Hi Habbar, Happy to have you back".
"Thank you", Habbar replied, "Glad to be back. Evryone told me what was done to Sedric...That's really messed up".
"More so messed up because of that infection almost took it ALL from him, "Cheesah added.
"And those horrible remarks Sedric's dad said Dr. Rat made about it. That's really sick", said Janeeza, "Especially coming from the one who caused it".
"I'd know for sure it's him if I could see him from the front", said Cheesah.
"So what we do?", Wasafa asked, being the driver of the car.
"It's only a matter of time before he boards a bus", said Cheesah. "When he does, follow the bus to where he get's off".
As the four animal youths sat in the car, they watched Zander sitting on the bench, flying his paws around in sporadic motions, cussing and mimicking those who he blamed for him missing the bus.
"Ele e louco. He nut job", Wasafa Mongoose said as he sat behind the wheel of his car and gazed at Zander like he was watching a freak show.
"A loose cannon like him is going to hurt someone some day", said Habbar.
"He already has. Sedric. Remember?", Cheesah replied as they watched Zander fly his paws around in circles and rock his head side to side mimicking the other animals in the bank.
"Such a creep", said Janeeza.
Zander cocked his head side to side, as he would mimic things like, "Oooooo! I wanna make sure I count my monieeeeeeee right. Oooooo! Let me tell you about my shittie kitties. And my grand shittie kittieeeees. OH! OH! OH! Ieeeeeee loooooosssst couuuuuunnnnt. I hafta start oooovvvvveerrrrr. SHIT! DAMN IT TO SHIT! Want the recipe to my grandmommy's pinapple pie? Pinap-ap-ap-ap-ap-apple pieeeeeeee? MADE ME MISS THE FUCKEN' BUUUUUSSSSSS!"
"They haul stuff like HIM away in strait jackets", Habbar said as everyone in the car chuckled.
At one point, Zander sat on the bus stop bench, whirling his paws around in a fashion where it looked like he was giving sign language.
"It's scarey to think that someone like him is a doctor", Janeeza added.
"What he do? Sit on tack?" Wasafa asked right after Zander sprung to his feet.
"I doubt HE even knows he's doing it", said Habbar.
"There's why", Cheesah said as he pointed to an approaching bus that was slowing down for a stop.
After the bus stopped, Zander got aboard. Then Wasafa cranked up his car, and as the bus pulled away, they pulled out onto the street and began to follow it.  Following the bus meant stopping everywhere the bus made a stop, waiting to find out where Zander Rat gets off at. But everyone had plenty of time. For Habbar Fossa it was a few weeks before the Star of Antananarivo was scheduled for another run. Wasafa Mongoose worked out of temporary labor agencies and can take a day off from work when he wants. Cheesah Meerkat, who was now staying with his older brother Zhang, sister in law Annika and nephew Raphael in Yercaud,  had a few hours yet before he had to be at work at the rail yard. He worked an afternoon shift. And Janeeza wasn't working. As long as things continued well between her and Cheesah, she'll never have to work.
Aboard the bus, Zander Rat had the other passengers giving him strange looks as he continued waving his paws about and rambling on about Esmeralda Lynx.
“Want the recipe to my grandmommieeee's pineappley piiieeeeee?”, Zander continued to mimic her out loud. “How 'bout a pineapple pie in your FACE, bitch?...SHIT anyway.  She made me miss the bus. She ought to have a SHIT pie in her face. And it started with a piece of paper saying, out – of – orr – derrrrrrr...ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye-yaaaaaaaa”.
“Who is that crazy rat talking to?”, a passenger asked.
“The air, I guess”, someone replied. “And what that yo-yo is saying makes no sense”.
Some of the other passengers were beginning to think the rat was on his way home from being released from a mental hospital.
“That fruit bowl is a front page newspaper headline waiting to happen”, said another animal.
A mother ferret who was on the bus with her two cubs took them to the rear of the bus away from Zander Rat. She feared Zander was a psycho ready to snap and could hurt her cubs.
Not far from the edge of town where the industrial areas are, the bus made another stop.
“There he is”, said cheesah, who was riding in the front passenger's seat of Wasafa's car and saw Zander step off the bus.
“Well, now we know where he get's off”, said Habbar.
“From the way we saw him behaving at that bus stop, it wouldn't surprise me if he was KICKED off the bus”, Janeeza noted.
“We don't want to look conspicuios”, Habbar noted.
As the bus pulled away, Cheesah told Wasafa, “Turn down that street up ahead and pull over, but where we can still see him. He's on foot. He won't loose us”.
As Wasafa drove past the rat, Cheesah and Habbar recognized Zander from when Cheesah beat him up nearly two months ago.
“That IS him”, said Cheesah.
“It sure is. Without a doubt. That's a face I'll NEVER forget”, said Habbar.
Zander couldn't see into Wasafa's car as it passed by because of the car's dark window tinting. But a 1989 Hindustan Contessa with an electric blue custom paint job, and wide, low profile, low rider wheels, equipped with wheel spacers, and fog lights mounted in a blackout grill, and a slightly raised suspension did have a way of standing out in a crowd.
After Wasafa pulled the car over to the curb of the side street, Zander began walking down another side street on his way to the shop to pick up his Dodge Viper.
“Someone should follow him on foot, then call us to bring the car when he gets to where he's going”, said Cheesah.
There was a risk of Zander Rat remembering Janeeza Meerkat from back at the bank. And Zander would definitely recognize Cheesah and Habbar from the beating Cheesah gave him just before last Christmas, what the boys still refer to as “Zander's Christmas Gift”. So it was decided that Wasafa Mongoose should follow him.
Wasafa didn't own a cell phone to call to bring the car over later, so Cheesah loaned him his. As Wasafa got out of the car to follow Zander Rat, Cheesah moved over onto the driver's seat.
"Wasafa, he doesn't know you, so try to get some information out of him, OK", Cheesah told Wasafa.
"But don't let him wise on to you", Habbar added.
"OK", Wasafa replied as he left.
The only thing to do now was to wait on the call from Wasafa.

 It didn't take long for Wasafa to catch up to a short distance behind Zander Rat on the side street going to the auto repair shop. Wasafa figured while he was to try to get some information from the rat, he was going to have a little fun with him at the same time.
"Foda voce Rato", Wasafa Mongoose said to Zander Rat as he approached up behind him.
"Oh, and a good day to you too, Mongoose", Zander replied as Wasafa busted out with a laugh.
"What happening, Caca Louco", Wasafa asked.
"Oh, I'm afraid you got ME mixed up with someone else", Zander again replied. "I'm Zander Iscelberg Rat. Doctor Zander Iscelberg Rat to be exact".
As Wasafa Mongoose busted out with more laughter, that's when he found out the rat he was taunting was Dr. Zander Rat for sure. Plus he noticed that nasty lip scar he had heard about that Cheesah gave him before last Christmas.
"So you make sick animal better, Caca Louco. That good thing", Wasafa laughed.
"Zander Rat, Not Cockaluca", Zander corrected Wasafa a second time.
"Caca Louco is cool nick name me give you...You no like?", Wasafa laughed at Zander.
"Well you know", Zander said, thinking it over a few seconds. "It DOES sound cool. I like that nick name. In fact, I'm gonana ask my friends and neighbors to call me that", Zander continued as Wasafa laughed even harder.
Zander was unaware foda voce meant fuck you and Caca Louco meant Crazy Shit.
"Hey, Caca Louco!", Wasafa Mongoose continued laughing. "Chupa o meu pau de mangusto! (Suck my mongoose dick) You like that?"
"I don't know. Run that past me again", Zander said as Wasafa began jumpung around laughing.
"Chupa o meu pau de mangusto", Wasafa continued laughing.
"Well, yea. That sounds cool. Choppa whatever", Zander replied in ignorant bliss.
"HA HA HA HA HA!  WHOOOOH!", Wasafa laughed, jumping around more.
"Ha ha ha ha ha! What are you laughing at. I'm missing a GOOD one", Zander asked as he himself began to laugh.
"Eu rio de VOCE, bunda estupido rato! Voce e uma merda para o cerebro! Seu cerebro feito de caca" (I am laughing at YOU! You are a shit for brain! Your brain is made from shit!), Wasafa Mongoose laughed at Zander Rat in Portuguese.
"Uhhhh...I didn't get the punch line. But it sure sounds hilarious", said Zander. "I know it's gotta be a dilly".    
“HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! E-E-EU NAO ACREDITO ESTA!” (I-I-I don't believe this!), Wasafa busted out laughing really hard, running out into the side street, hopping around and clapping his paws. “WHOOOOOOH! V-VO-VOCE E UMA RATO ESTUPIDO, CA-CA-CACA LOUCO!”  
It took 30 seconds for Wasafa to slow down laughing to where could speak.
“Hey, Caca Louco. You a trip. Voce e um estupida viagem” (You are a stupid trip) , Wasafa continued.
“Wait wait wait. Tell that to me again”, Zander requested as he tried to laugh along.
“Me see it go over you head, Caca Locuo”, Wasafa assured Zander. “You no compreendo”.
“Oh darn”, Zander replied. “And I just know I really would have liked it too”.
As Wasafa Mongoose was still laughing, he was tempted to drop it on Zander the things he was really telling him, busting Zander's bubble and rubbing it in his face. But he did realize now was not the time for that. As Habbar Fossa said when Wasafa left the car, “Don't let him wise on to you”.
Zander Rat continued walking to the shop where he was to pick up his Dodge Viper as Wasafa Mongoose tagged along.
“You know...Uhhhh”, Zander began. “I never got your name”.
“Bonzo”, Wasafa lied to keep his name concealed from Zander. “Bonzo Mongoose”.
“Well, Bonzo. You are for sure my friend”, Zander told Wasafa.
“Foda voce, bunda estupido” (Fuck you, stupid ass), Wasafa replied.
Oh, well, Thank you for the compliment”, Zander replied.
“Anytime, Caca Louco”, Wasafa laughed at Zander.
As the two of them walked along, Wasafa asked, “You go home now? You finish work early?”
“Oh not at all”, Zander answered. “I'm on my way to pick up my car out of the shop. I backed it into my front gate a the other day. That really sucked”.
"Voce chupar tambem" (You suck too), Wasafa added.
"Oh, thanks again", Zander replied as Wasafa busted out laughing again.
"Hey, Caca Louco. This car you have. What kind of car you have?", Wasafa asked.
"It's a Dodge Viper", Zander proudly boasted.
"UAU! O QUE DIZES?!" (Wow! What you say?!), Wasafa exclaimed. "Dodge Viper?! You got good car! Uau!"
"Yea. And it's a convertible...In glossy black", Zander bragged on. "Oh hey! Tell you what, Bonzo! How 'bout a ride in it when I pick it up. I'll get it out on a highway outside of town and hit 300 kilometers per hour. You'll get to see what a REAL car can do".
That had Wasafa Mongoose trapped in a corner. To say "no" might tip Zander off. But Wasafa knew accepting Zander's offer would be a deviation from plan. Not to mention he did not want to be in the same car with such creep. And the thought of traveling at 300 kph with an incompetent like Zander Rat at the wheel was down right scarey.
"Well watcha say, Bonzo?!", Zander gleefully inquired.
Wasafa finally thought up an alibi. "Me thank you anyway, Caca Louco. But me scared of fast cars. Me scared of fast speed. Me no want ride. Me like goin' slow".
"OK. Suit yourself", Said Zander. "The offer's still open though".
The thought also occurred to Wasafa that Zander could be trying to lure him with a ride in a fast car like a pervert luring a cub with a candy bar. A few things ran through Wasafa's mine on THAT thought.
Wasafa still wanted information about Zander Rat and figured out a way to get more of it.
Wasafa figured Zander may not be quite dumb enough to make his home address known to a stranger. But getting a business address should be easy enough. However, Wasafa knew he wouldn't get anywhere by simply asking a stranger "where do you work". But knowing what Zander had done to little six year old Sedric Genet, Wasafa knew just the perfect lure to get Zander to volunteer that information.
"You say you doctor, Caca Louco?", Wasafa asked.
"Yea I am", Zander reaffirmed.
"Me sister have little cub. He have trouble is no good", Wasafa Mongoose fabricated a story to Zander. "He three year old, and he boy mongoose. He pee dickie have sheath squeeze too tight".
"Wassafa figured that part "he BOY mongoose" would do the trick, and "pee dickie have sheath squeeze too tight" would REALLY clinch it. And Wasafa figured right. Zander wasted no time unclipping his wallet from under his chest fur hairs to give Wasafa one of his business cards.
"Here's one of my cards", Zander said as he anxiously pawed one of his cards over to Wasafa. "I'll be glad to see your sister's little boy cub. Tell her bring him in and I'll fix him right up".
"Eu aposta que voce vai" (I bet you will), Wasafa thought to himself as he could see a really creepy look in Zander's eyes as Zander was talking to him.
The first thing that went through Zander Rat's mind when he heard Wasafa's story was, "Ooooo! I'll get to cut the sheath off a little mongoose's pee-wee".
As Zander Rat and Wasafa Mongoose finally got within sight of Chariots of Fire Customs and Classics, Zander told Wasafa, "Well, this is the shop where my car is".
Wasafa couldn't follow Zander any closer to the shop. Wasafa knew Jangar Pander. Jangar was the one who did the custom paint work for Wasafa's Hindustan Contessa automobile...And at a later time, Jangar did the estimate to repaint the drivers door on Wasafa's car after a shopping cart rolled against it. Jangar Panda and Wasafa Mongoose know each other, thus being that Wasafa introduced himself to Zander Rat as "Bonzo", he didn't want to risk Jangar calling him by his real name in the presents of Zander. That would have tipped Zander off and blown everything.

Link shows the time Wasafa's car had to have the driver's door repainted (driver's side on the right in India).
http://moyomongoose.deviantart.com/art/In-for-Repair-P...
 
"Me have to leave now, Caca Louco", Wasafa said to Zander as he started to walk back to the main street.
"Sure you still don't want that ride?", Zander asked.
"Me scared of fast cars. But foda voce bunda estupido. Um carro deve bater em voce" (But fuck you, stupid ass. A car should hit you), Wasafa answered.
"Oh, you're very welcome", Zander Rat replied as Wasafa laughed.
"And tell your sister to bring her cub by to see me. You have my card", Zander called out, as Wasafa was walking away laughing.
"I tell her, Caca Louco", Wasafa called back. "Voce pode ir para o Inferno"(You can go to Hell).
"I'm looking forward to it", Zander looked back and replied as he continued on his way to the shop.
Wasafa unclipped Cheesah's cell phone from the fur hairs on his shoulder and made the call to his three friends waiting in his car.
“Hello, Wasafa. Is that you?”, Habbar Fossa answered the phone.
“Sim. This Wasafa”, Wasafa replied. “Me know where Zander Rato be. He at Chariots of Fire. He say he pick up he car”.
“The place where they customize and fix cars”, Habbar confirmed.
“Sim”, Said Wasafa. “Habbar. Check it out. He mostest estupido rato in a world. He louco crazy. He psycho. You should see he really dense he be”.
“What did you find out”, Cheesah's voice came in over the phone. “And are you ready to have us come over there?”
“Sim. Me ready for you come here. And me call Rato, Caca Louco, and he like it...”, Wasafa replied as the three in the car laughed, and Wasafa laughing along with them”.
“When me call rato, Caca Louco, he say, me Zander Rato, Dr. Zander, no Caca Louco”, Wasafa continued. “And me see big scar you say you kick on lip at Christmas”.
“It's him alright”, said Cheesah as he started Wasafa's car to bring it over.
'Without a doubt”, Habbar added.
"What a dweeb", Janeeza further added.
“And me get busuness card for rato doctor office”, said Wasafa.
“Aw-right! Way to go, Wasafa!”, Cheesah exclaimed. “You did great”.
“That will be very useful to us”, Janeeza added.
“What's Zander Rato doing now?”, Cheesah asked.
“Eu nao sei (I not know). Me no follow rato at shop”, Wasafa explained. “Me tell rato me Bonzo Mongoose. Panda at shop know me, and might say me name when rato around. Then rato know what up”.
“It's good you DIDN'T follow him to the shop then”, Cheesah noted. “I wish we knew what kind if car to look out for though”.
“Me already know”, Wasafa replied as he saw Cheesah, Janeeza and Habbar arriving in his car coming up the side street. “Is Dodge Viper...”
“WOAH!”, Habbar exclaimed. “He is NOT poor... Stupid, but not poor”.
“And creeps like him take advantage of us who ARE poor”, Janeeza added.
“AND advantage of our CUBS. Like he did to Sedric”, Cheesah further added.
Upon pulling up and stopping near Wasafa, Cheesah got back over to the passenger's seat as Wasafa got back into his car behind the wheel, then pawing the business card he got from Zander Rat over to Janeeza.
“What we do now?”, Wasafa asked as he pawed Cheesah's phone back to him.
“Pull around beside that warehouse building where the rato can't see us”, Cheesah told Wasafa. “When he pulls out, we follow him”.
So Wasafa drove his car around to the side of the warehouse as Cheesah had instructed. All there was to do now was wait.
Fifteen minutes later, as Wasafa Mongoose was telling the others about his zany encounter with Zander Rat, a glossy black, Dodge Viper convertible pulled out of Chariots of Fire Customs and Classics then headed down the side street to the main through fare.
“There he is”, said Cheesah as Zander drove by in his Viper with the top down.
“Don't get too close to him. We don't want to spook him”, Cheesah told Wasafa as he started his car to go after him.
“I hope we get to find out where this sack of sad shit lives”, Habbar said as Wasafa pulled onto the side street after Zander.
Once Zander got to the main street, he turned right and punched a bit, chirping the tires as he took off down the street, but kept it within the speed limit. Wasafa had to give his four cylinder Hindustan just about all it had to catch up to Zander's ten cylinder Dodge Viper.
“Remember, Wasafa. Give him some distance”, Cheesah reminded him.
There was one traffic light both Zander and Wasafa caught red before the main street led out of town and became an open highway. At the light, Cheesah croutched down behind the dash board so there was not the risk of Zander spotting him. Habbar was on the back seat with Janeeza, and it was hard to see into Wasafa's car that far back with the dark tinted windows.
“Sim. I see you no want rato to see you”, said Wasafa.
“You got it”, Cheesah replied.
When the light turned green, Zander chirped the tires on a quick take off, with Wasafa trying to keep up the best he could with the 50 horsepower his car has.
Now that the street began to become highway, Zander Rat thought he'd open it up a bit. Suddenly, Zander Rat floored it, shifting it through the gears. VAROOOMP – VAROOOOOOOOOOOOM – VAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM – VAROOOOOOO.....”, The Viper rapidly sped away with tires screaming, smoking and laying black stripes onto the pavement.
“FILHO DA PUTA! (Son of a bitch) LOOK AT THAT CAR MOVE OUT!”, Cheesah Meerkat exclaimed as they rode through a cloud of tire smoke left behind by Zander's car.
Within only seconds, Zander Rat's 450 horsepower, Dodge Viper was far down the highway at extremely high speeds, while Wasafa Mongoose's 50 horsepower, Hindustan Contessa labored along it's way, still getting above normal highway speed.  
“ME NEVER SEE CAR GO FAST LIKE THAT! NOT IN ME LIFE!”, Wasafa Mongoose exclaimed as he floored it, giving that Hindustan of his everything he can get out of it, trying to catch up. But it was to no avail. The more Wasafa Mongoose got his car gradually going faster and faster, the quicker Zander Rat's Viper left them far behind, as it approached 300 kph.
“That's a Viper, Wasafa. You'll never catch him with this”, Habbar told Wasafa as his car barely got to 140 kph (85 mph) and couldn't go any faster.
“Is so fast. Eu nao acredito isso” (I don't believe it), Wasafa said as he began slowing his car back down to normal highway speed.
“We can STILL find that creepy cretin”, Janeeza said as she held up the business card Zander had given to Wasafa.
As the Viper sped out of sight, the four of them decided to turn the car around and head back home.
They did catch a jazzy, little, Bollywood song on the car radio on their way home.
  http://youtube.com/watch?v=4BaCyy8sMHc .

However, Zander Rat, having different music preferences, if you can call what he listens to 'music', played one of his CDs with some of his favorite songs. It's the kind of songs he really gets into while he's out on the highway, cruising around in his Dodge Viper at 320 kph.
 https://youtube.com/watch?v=bgzwA3nh36I .

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Set 'Em Up and Take 'Em Down.

Thursday morning, 6 year old Sedric Genet was released from the hospital to go home with his family. His infection was finally clearing up as long as he would take the antibiotic pills and use the topical ointment Dr. Bear prescribed him. Although there was no longer the risk of Sedric's little Genet penis having to be amputated, it would from now on always poke out exposed, as though it was marked as one of Dr. Rat's "work of art" trophies bobbing around out there without a sheath covering it.
 
Dr. Zander Rat's receptionist had booked many of Zander's patents to see him at his office that day. There were a few of them who Dr. Rat would be able to successfully treat just out of sheer luck, in spite of him being a bad doctor, or dazzling one or two of them with a "snake oil" prescription. But most of them would end up storming out of his office to seek a different doctor, especially parents with male cubs. With most male cub patients Zander has ever had, he would never get to square one with them as their doctor. Zander would always bring up "he needs a circumcision" and the parents would immediately take their cubs and leave. However, Zander DID have plenty of his drug addict clients scheduled to see him that day. That's where Zander's REAL money is...running the ole 'pill mill'.
And within the past three days, Zander had been getting more of those kind of clients to see him. It seemed like during those past three days, there had been several patients Zander had never seen before who said they were sent by a friend and wanted a steady "drug hook up" like their friends have.
Zander had gleefully mentioned a few times about the recent increase of pill mill patients", Wow, this is almost too good to be true".
Zander should have woke up and smelled the coffee about it being to good to be true. Some of those new pill mill patients weren't who Zander thought they were.
As long as they can pay or have an insurance company that can be bilked, Dr. Rat would keep on writing out drug prescriptions. Those were the patients of his who walked away as happy as flies on a greasy, rotten banana peal.  Dr. Rat wasn't good at any medical skills except for performing circumcisions, and he had been known to botch a few of them.
"Zander. You have a walk in to see you", Zella Gerbil called out to him.
"Tell him to wait until I can see him", Dr. Rat replied. "I'm completing a prescription for a patient".
"There you go", Dr. Rat said as he pawed the prescription slip over to his badger patient. "If you need more, just drop in".
"Aw-right. Thank you, Doc", the badger replied.
Oh, heh heh. The insurance company thanks me handsomely. Just be sure to see the receptionist as you leave", Dr. Rat said as he and the badger laughed.
As the badger left in a hurry to get to the nearest pharmacy, Dr. Rat said to Zella, "I have some spare time to see the walk in now".
"Bonzo Mongoose, the doctor is ready to see you", Zella told the walk in, who was actually Wasafa Mongoose.
"Hey! Bonzo!", Dr. Rat greeted the mongoose, then told Zella Gerbil and Nurse Squirrel, "You'll love this guy. He's so witty. He and I made friends while I was on my way to pick up my car yesterday".
"Glad to meet you, Bonzo", Nurse Squirrel greeted Wasafa as she gave him a paw shake.
"Me happy to know all you. You nice animals", Wasafa replied.
"Oh oh! Bonzo gave me a cute little nick name too...I'm trying to remember what it was", Dr. Rat exclaimed exuberantly. "Bonzo, tell them".
Wasafa didn't want to risk Zander's nurse and receptionist knowing that the nick name meant "Crazy Shit", so he simply replied, "Me call you Dr. Zander now. Me call you nick name tomorrow".
"Awww, we're dying to know. Won't you tell us. Pleeeeaaase", Zalla Gerbal pleaded with a sassy smile.
"Me tell you tomorrow", Wasafa insisted.
"So what's up?", Dr. Rat asked Wasafa Mongoose.
"Little boy cub me sister have. One I tell you 'bout yesterday", said Wasafa.
"Yea I remember. The cub with the tight dickie sheath", Zander replied.
"Well. Me nephew pee-pee sheath hurt me nephew today", Wasafa continued. "Me sister say he pee-pee need fix".
"Is your sister here with him now!", Zander exclaimed with great anticipation of getting to do another circumcision right away.
"She home. She no have car. She no drive", Wasafa Mongoose answered.
"Get someone to bring her in", Dr. Rat suggested.
"Me sister want to know, you make house call?", Wasafa inquired.
"I haven't been doing THOSE in a LONG time", Dr. Rat answered.
Then Wasafa gave Dr. Rat a reply he was just about 100% sure would get Dr. Rat to do a house call.
"Me sister no like come in town", Wasafa said. "Might have to leave me nephew pee-pee like is...No curconcisao".
And Wasafa guessed right about that reply getting Dr. Rat willing to do a house call.
Dr. Rat exuberantly exclaimed to Wasafa, "What about an evening house call?! I can do an evening house call! We shouldn't leave your nephew uncircumcised".
"Evening house call work", Wasafa answered. "Evening house call be good".
"We need to schedule a time. But not tomorrow. I have an emergency room shift tomorrow at the hospital", said Dr. Rat. "And directions. I'll need directions to get there".
"Eleven o'clock tomorrow at night. That good?" Wasafa asked.
"I'll be off of emergency room shift by then. But wouldn't that be kind of late?" Dr. Rat asked.
"You can no fix me nephew pee-pee then?", Wasafa asked, as though snatching the carrots back from Zander.
"Oh sure sure. Eleven o' clock tomorrow night would be fine. Eleven it is", Dr. Rat agreed, willing to agree to what ever concession necessary to get the chance to cut the sheath off that mongoose cub penis.
"Now all we need is directions", Dr. Rat said as he had Zella give him a pen and a piece of paper.
"No need directions...", Wasafa began.
"How would I find your sister's place without knowing where to go?", Zander asked.
"Me sister place tricky to find. Neighbors no like strangers there too", Wasafa told Dr. Rat. "You meet me sister at Tropic Club. She take you to house."
"Tropic Club?!", Dr. Rat asked. "You mean the bar, Tropic Club?".
"Sim", Wasafa answered.
"Sim? Meaning", Dr. Rat pondered.
"Sim. yes", said Wasafa.
Zella spoke up and said, "There's some pretty rough heavies who hang out there. I know some animals who go to that club".
"Yeeeeeesch", said Dr. Rat.
"No worry", Wasafa assured Dr. Rat. "Me be there. You be safe. Me got friends there. You like. You see".
"Well, OK, Bonzo", Said Dr. Rat. "As long as you're watching my back".
"You bet me will", Wasafa replied.
 Just before Wasafa was about to leave, Dr. Rat mentioned to Wasafa, "You know, Bonzo. I noticed YOUR not circumcised. Your penis would be a lot cleaner and work better without that nasty sheath over it all the time".
"No no. Me no want curcuncisao", Wasafa affirmed. "Me nephew pee-pee need fix. Me pee-pee no need fix".
Dr. Rat gave one more sales pitch for circumcision to Wasafa Mongoose, saying, "Well you do know that nasty sheath on a penis is Nature's only screw up. Not even Nature is perfect you know".
Wasafa Mongoose still insisted, "Me still want to keep sheath for me pee-pee. And Nature no screw up. Nature good thing".
As Wasafa was leaving, he asked, "You see me sister at Tropic Club? Tomorrow? Eleven? I be there. I show her to you."
"Eleven o' clock tomorrow. Tropic Club!", Dr. Rat confirmed.

Early that afternoon Wasafa drove out to the Salem Rail Junction where Cheesah was just coming on shift.
Wasafa found Cheesah as he was just about to get with his yard crew.
"What's up?", Cheesah asked Wasafa.
"It all set up", Wasafa told Cheesah. "Tropic Club. Tomorrow at night. Eleven".
"Ele suspeitou de nada?" (he suspected anything?), Cheesah asked.
"Zander Medico caiu como tonelada de rochas" (Dr. Zander fell as a ton of rocks), Wasafa answered.

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It was Friday morning, Valentine's Day. Janeeza had been staying over with Cheesah at Zhang and Annika's house, and after a night sleeping together, loving and having sex with each other, Janeeza and Cheesah came into the dining room to join Annika and Raphael to have breakfast.
"Hi ya, Uncle Cheesah. And Aunt Janeeza", Raphael greeted.
"And how's my little nephew this morning", Cheesah asked Raphael.
"Doin' great", Raphael answered.
"And how is our two lovers this morning", Annika asked with a grin.
Cheesah and Janeeza just replied with a smile. They knew that Annika knew, but Annika didn't consider it any big deal as long as her brother in law and his fiancee remained loyal to each other. After all, that's the way she and Zhang started out.
 Cheesah's older brother, Zhang, was on the return run that morning out of Chennia,  as an assistant locomotive opporator, bringing an express train back to Erode. Annika was to pick him up at the Salem Station that afternoon, after which, Zhang would have two days off. Cheesah would be at his job at the rail yard by the time Zhang got home, but the two brothers would meet each other when Cheesah got off from work that evening.
After Raphael boarded the bus to go to school, Annika had a brief talk with Cheesah and Janeeza, but it had nothing to do about them having sex together.
"I've been told something is going down tonight", Annika opened the conversation. "The Tropic Club".
"Sim. You do know what that rato did to Sedric Genet. And what it almost cost the cub", Cheesah replied.
"How would you feel if that happened to Raphael?", Janeeza asked Annika.
"It almost did...That is why I will not be one to stop you. That rato should get what is coming to him", Annika told her brother in law and future sister in law. "I only ask don't get yourselves in trouble. Other than that, I don't want to know about it".
"Fair enough", Cheesah replied.
"Sim", Janeeza added.
"Then nothing more will be said", Annika promised.
The day went along as normal. That afternoon, Janeeza watched over Raphael after he got home from school while Annika took Cheesah to work and  picked up Zhang after he got off from work. And Janeeza had started preparing dinner by the time Zhang and Annika got home. In addition to getting dinner started, Janeeza also made sure Raphael stayed on his homework. At around ten o' clock pm., Zhang picked up Cheesah when he got off from work at the rail yard. On their way home, Zhang had mentioned to Cheesah what Annika told Zhang about what she had heard was to come down on Zander Rat. Zhang had a talk with Cheesah about the trouble he would risk getting into over it. However, Zhang also told his younger brother that Zander Rat should have been shut down a long time ago.
After Zhang returned home from picking up Cheesah that evening, Janeeza said she had to go out on an errand, then asked Zhang if she can borrow the Land Rover. Zhang said he was OK with that, so Janeeza thanked Zhang, took the keys and drove off with it.
A short while later, a horn blew outside. It was Wasafa Mongoose with Habbar Fossa, Habbar's brother Haja, and  Sedric Genet's older brother Geulo, and another one of Habbar's fossa friends, Tahiry.
"It's going to be a bit crowded", Habbar told Cheesah as he got into Wasafa's car.
Cheeash took a seat in front between Habbar and Wasafa straddling the console.
"If my penis pokes out of sheath, Just don't mistake it for the gear shift lever", Cheesah said jokingly.
"Me no make that mistake. Me no want to grab you little meerkat pee-pee boy", Wasafa Mongoose said as everyone in the car laughed.
Just before they left, Zhang walked up to Wasafa's car and said to Cheesah, "Don't get yourself caught. You do know what you all are planning to do is pretty heavy, don't you".
"I know, Zhang", Cheesah replied. "Isto Filho de puta has got to be shut down".
"I don't blame you", said Zhang. "Have yourselves a good time. As far as anything else, I don't know about it".
"OK", Cheesah replied as the others replied a variety of responces as, "Sure", "That's cool" and "Thank you, sir".
Then Wasafa Mongoose drove off into the night with he and the five pasengers crowded in his car.

A while later, the boys arrived at the Tropic Club on the outskirts of town. The Tropic Club was one of the last public walkin businesses on that street, with only a  pawn shop beyond it, just before the street became a lone road going through an industrial district leading out of town.
As Wasafa Mongoose drove into the dirt parking lot lookig for a place to park, Habbar Fossa mentioned, “It don't look like Zander Rat is even here, That Viper he drives isn't easy to miss”.
“He might have taken a different car”, Habbar's brother Haja suggested.
“Me see it. Over there”, Wasafa said as he pointed to Zander Rat's glossy black, Dodge Viper convertible, with the top down, which was parked in the next lot over. Zander had parked in a vacant gravel lot to a concrete plant that had gone out of business, near some wild growing banana trees and the weed overgrown chain link fence that surrounds the premises.
“I'd bet he was afraid of someone opening a car door against it”, Cheesah noted as Wasafa found a parking spot.
“He didn't want to get his big toy scratched”, Tahiry Fossa remarked as the others laughed.
As everyone was getting out of the car, Sedric Genet's older brother Geulo said, “It's getting time to take that quack out of commission for good”, as a freight train passed by at a crossing 300 meters (900 ft) down the road just beyond the old concrete plant.
Only four of them went into bar. Zander Rat would recognize Cheesah and Habbar so they remained in the parking lot and would come in later. It was planned that way. They didn't want spoil the surprise.
The Tropic Club was by no means a ritzy place like it's name would suggest. It was in a sleezy outskirts of town going into an industrial district to begin with. But it was fairly respectable with good atmosphere, and at times the place gets lively, festive and jubilant like that of a celebration. And it's a nice place to hang out among friends. The night club even had open padios on both sides toward the rear of the building. And they didn't play their music overly loud...Well, not REAL loud anyway.  
“Remember. When we talk with rato, me Bonzo. Rato think me Bonzo”, Wasafa Mongoose informed Geulo Genet and the two fossas who were with him as they entered the night club. The night club had a catchy Indian hit tune playing at the time they located Zander. http://youtube.com/watch?v=OdfuCtLbm34 .
“Foda voce, Caca Louco”, Wasafa Greeted Zander as he was sipping on a bloody mary.
“Oh, Bonzo, you made it. I was starting to feel uneasy not knowing anyone here”, Zander Rat said being in a setting he was not use to.
Zander felt a sense of confidence, as Wasafa introduced Geulo, Haja and Tahiry to Zander. Unbeknown to Zander Rat at the time, that sense of confidence was to later be shattered.
The Tropic Club's clientel were mostly low income to lower middle income animals, not of the class of animals Zander was use socializing with. And there were some roudies and rough and tumbles there who were OK with anyone who didn't get in their way.
“What a coincidence your drink of choice would be a bloody mary, Zander”, Haja Fossa told him.
“We have plenty bloody mary this night. For YOU. You wait. You see”, Wasafa remarked as the others laughed, and Zander Rat was so naive he laughed along with them.
“Oh Yea! Bloody mary is my favorite of all. In my opinion, you can't beat it”, Zander replied.
“Talvez voce vai morrer esta noite” (perhaps you will die this night), Geulo Genet said to Zander as he took an empty bar stool beside him.
“Thank you very much”, Zander replied, having no idea what Geulo had just told him.
“Any time, Caca Louco”, Geulo told Zander. “I enjoyed telling you that, Merda para o cerebro” (shit for brain).
“Well I enjoyed hearing it, what ever it meant”, Zander cheerfully replied as the others busted out laughing at him.
“Nos vamos machucar voce, Caca Louco...Gravemente” (We're going to hurt you, Crazy Shit...Badly), Wasafa said to Zander with a laugh.
“You all are such good friends. You know what? You all remind me of the friends I had back in Egypt”, Zander told the boys as they laughed even harder.
The two fossas got a good laugh as Geulo whispered in English to them what was being said to Zander in Portuguese, being that the fossas were not from a Portuguese speaking country.
A large African civet, who had also come from Angola eight years ago, noticed how Zander Rat was being ragged on. The civet introduced himself to them, then got the attention of the patrons in the bar.
Knowing there were quite a few animals there who fled Angola years ago, he was about to loudly ask Zander in Portuguee, “Hey, Zander...”
“You can call me, Caca Louco. That's my nick name”, Zander loudly interupted as those who understood the meaning busted out laughing, then whispered it to others near them and they too busted out laughing.
“Ah, a stand up comedian. I like that...Soooo, Caca Locuo. Voce toma banhar se na sua propria merda?, The civet loudly asked Zander.
“YESSSS!”, Zander proudly proclaimed as he stood up on the bar stool rung, holding his glass up high and spilling some of his drink on the counter.
Everyone in the night club busted out laughing at Zander so hard, some of them fell off their bar stools rolling on the floor with laughter, whether they knew the meaning of the question or not. The question was 'do you bathe in your own shit?'.
While Zander was still standing up on the stool rung, holding his glass high with a stupid grin on his face, a big, ape like paw firmly grasped Zander's raised up wrist, and the other paw casually removed Zander's drink from his paw and set it on the counter.
Zander turned around and saw it was a big gorilla.
“If you're going to start spilling drinks in here, I'm going to bounce your ass the Hell out of here”, the gorilla told Zander in a deep, baritone voice as the gorilla put his big paw on top of Zander's head and pushed him back down onto his seat.
“Everything OK, Gamba?”, A Grizzly bear asked the gorilla as he came walking up.
“Everything's under control, Spike”, Gamba replied.
Then the two bouncers stared down at Zander for 20 seconds then walked away.
“HEY, THE GEEK ALMOST GOT KICKED OUT A' HERE!”, someone shouted from across the bar.
Zander went, “HUH?!”
“Don't pay attention to HIM, Caca Louco”, Haja told Zander. “He's just jelous 'cause he can't be as funny as you are”.
“There plenty jelous animals come to bar like this one”, Wasafa affirmed.
“Hey, you're right”, said Zander. And believing it, Zander called in the direction the comment came from, “YOU'RE JUST JELOUS! I BET YOU WISH YOU WERE ME!”.
That was the joke of the century for everyone in the bar as again everyone was laughing so hard some of them were rolling on the floor, some on their knees laughing while others were hopping around laughing and clapping their paws. The whole night club was in an uproar of laughter. Even those out on the patios came in for a good laugh at Zander Rat.
“LET'S HEAR IT FOR CACA LOUCO”, the civet proclaimed. “MAE DO ZANDER UM O PUTA! (Zander's mother is a bitch).
“WHAT EVER IT MEANT, THANK YOU!”, Zander exclaimed as the laughter continued.
"VOCE COME MERDA, ZANDER!" (You eat shit, Zander), The civet told him.
“THANK YOU!...I THINK!”, Zander again exclaimed with no idea what the civet was saying as everyone laughed even harder.

Then the night club's DJ, a mongoose, put on a really hopping, festive song. As the song began to play, many animals took to the dance floor. And many of them with their mates. Many were swinging night sticks, appearing to leave light trails (like seen on the Youtube furry rave mix videos).
"HEY! The club's really getting lively tonight", Haja Fossa exclaimed.
"What we have for someone will REALLY get lively tonight", Tahriy Fossa laughed as the others laughed with him.
"I LIKE things lively", said Zander as the four others laughed even harder at him.
"Oh yea, Caca Louco. You'll like it alright", Geulo hinted to Zander.
Zander had no idea what Tahiry's comment really meant.
The atmosphere was wild and festive as the dance song continued to play.
"Me wish Lanette be here. She and me be dancing now", said Wasafa Mongoose.
It wasn't a rave mix song. This setting is in India. While the festivities were the same, the song was different.
 http://youtube.com/watch?v=OeKEpMqIF0w .
"Check that out!", Geulo Genet said.
A civet was taking her turn putting on an exhibition up on the stage. She was skipping with a jump rope that had different color glow sticks fastened along it.
"Looks like she's in a bunch of light rings", Haja noted.
The glow sticks on the jump rope made the appearance like the civet was encircled in colored rings of light.
Glow sticks had also been fastened to the ceiling fans a while earlier. It looked like circles of colored light near the ceiling as the fans spun.
Two linsang brothers got up on stage and put on a performance twirling and juggling batons that were covered with glow sticks. The light show it made was spectacular, especially when they would toss the batons back and fourth to each other. The trails of light looked like long, brightly multicolored banners whirling around, and possessing a hypnotic effect. Their performance had obviously been rehearsed.
A female lesser panda got on stage whirling and spinning hula hoops with glow sticks on them.
Then a panther got on stage spinning a lasso which had glow sticks lined up along it. It looked like he had a neon lasso. He would also do lasso tricks, including side hopping through the lasso as he moved it side to side. And he was quick with it too. At one point, he would move the lasso past himself, hopping his feet side to side about four times per second with the rhythm of the music. And the light from the lasso moving rapidly side to side looked like a wobbling wheel, breaking up into spirals. Then the panther spun himself around whirling the lit up lasso, making the light trails take on a shape like a coin up on it's edge, slowly spinning on a counter top. Then the panther spun the lasso upward around himself, making the lasso appear like tall spirals going up around him.
Another fossa got up on stage with two ball paddles that had glow sticks substituted in place of the rubber balls on the ends of the elastic cords. The light trails looked really zippy as she popped them around like paddle balls, the glow sticks loudly clacking on the paddles, as she hopped about to the rhythm of the music.
The dance floor was hopping and lively too. And some animals were banging on tambourines and shaking handtaais (pawtaais) with the music, with some of them skipping jubilantly around the dance floor with tambourines past the break dancers and the couples dancing. Others had tabla and damroo drums going with the rhythm as well. Many animals often bring these instruments to the club for these kind of songs.
The club's atmosphere was definitely invoking a high spirit of celebration and that of a wild party, as true animals enjoy it best, and at moments, becoming entrancing.
Even the two bouncers were having a good time...but of course, still watching out for trouble makers. The grizzly bear did some break dancing. And the gorilla skipped around a bit, pounding on a conga drum with the music. The Tropic Club can certainly get noisy at times. This is those times everyone can get crazy, and have fun doing so.  
About nine minutes into the song, it really picks up the pace, and the mood becomes that of a jubilant free for all, where everyone gets a little wild and crazy. That's when a panda got on stage with a section of bamboo about as long as a staff, which had glow sticks attached along it. As he rapidly whirled the bamboo staff around himself, and over and under himself, the light trail from it resembled wide ribbons forming Christmas bow shaped patterns. Sometimes the panda would spin and whirl the bamboo, making the light trails look like a big, neon wheel whirling in every direction with a big, sheet like tail behind it.  
With everyone enjoying a wild time to the rapid pace music, a fossa from the other side of the night club stood up on the rung of his bar stool and threw a tightly wadded piece of tinfoil at Zander as hard as he can, zinging Zander in the face with it.
“YEOOOW!”, Zander let out, as the fossa and the others with him loudly busted out in laughter.
“Mosquitos”, Geilo told Zander.
“Hey, Caca Louco. I think that bouncer threw it”, shouted the civet who had been making a fool of Zander a while earlier.
"I bet Zander's so stupid, he believes it", Geulo discretely chuckled to Wasafa, Haja and Tahiry.
The three of them laughed in agreement with Geulo.
Only 20 seconds after the fossa threw the wad of tinfoil, a lesser panda checked to make sure the bouncers weren't watching, then rapidly spun a glow stick on the end of a string as the song still rapidly played, and slung it just right to make it fly across the night club at Zander. The bar tender barely saw the magenta streak of light zip past him, but didn't see who threw it.
"HEY, YEOOOW!", Zander hollered as it too smacked him in the face.
The lesser panda who threw it, along with his friends, hopped wildly around the dance floor like buffoons as they clapped their paws and had a good laugh at Zander.
Everyone who saw it, laughed at how it gave the appearance of a magenta color neon streak leading to Zander's face, then zinging up at the ceiling as it ricocheted off.
"UFO get you, Zander?", Geulo asked as everyone was still laughing.
"SOMETHING got me", Zander retorted. "And that REALLY smarts to smarties. Oooooootch".
"Wow, cool. Looks like a big, colorful, energy funnel", Haja said as the panda with the bamboo staff, covered in glow sticks, held it by one end, straight up, and spun the top end in a large, circular, stirring motion.
Zander didn't take much notice of the panda's exhibition while everyone else watched and enjoyed it. Zander was too busy looking around for the next one who would throw something at him.
Next, two female lesser pandas got on stage, doing a dance number with glow sticks attached to bracelets and anklets. Everywhere they moved their paws and feet, light trails appeared to follow. Of course, Zander didn't see much of it, due to being on the look out for the next one to throw an object at him
The last minute of the song gets kicking really good with long horn blasts at the end. Shortly before that, two foxes got up on stage, each holding the ends of a long rope lined up with glow sticks. As the two foxes rapidly spun the rope to the rapid rhythm of the song, it looked like a large, lemon shaped, mass of different colored, spinning light. The image would get fatter and shorter as the foxes skipped toward each other. And it would get slim and long as they hopped back away from each other. A raccoon and a lesser panda also got up on stage spinning a rope lined with glow sticks like what the foxes had. With one spinning rope beyond the other spinning rope, and the animals with each rope moving the ends toward and away alternately , it gave the appearance of psychedelic ocean waves on the stage. Then two rabbits got up on stage, spinning a third lit up rope. The centers of three colorful, lit up ropes, alternately humping up and down, one behind the other, put on quite a show. Zander completely missed that one also, because he was watching some other animals he suspected was going to throw something at him.
  
After the song ended, the DJ put on another song,  http://youtube.com/watch?v=Nq6dc-NwqjA .
And as everyone focused back on socializing, Zander eventually got over being zinged in the face with the tinfoil and the magenta colored glow stick.  Although Zander would still on occasion quickly turn his head one way or the other, hoping to catch someone by surprise if they were getting ready to throw something at him. Some of the other animals who saw Zander doing that, thought he may have been a bit crazy.
Zander had then remembered to inquire of Wasafa, “Uh, Bonzo. Shouldn't your sister with the cub who needs the curcumcision have been here by now?”.
“She be here soon. She Maria. Me sister Maria.”, Wasafa answered Zander as Geulo asked Tahiry to go outside and get Habbar and Cheesah.
Out in the parking lot, as Tahiry Fossa approached Cheeash and Habbar out near Wasafa's car, Habbar asked, "What was all the laughing in there a while ago? I never seen it get like that before".
"Me neither", Cheesah added.
"We were making the biggest geek out of Zander you ever saw in your life", Tahiry answered as Cheesah and Habbar busted out laughing.
"What a shit head", Cheesah laughed.
"Everything on your end is taken care of?", Tahiry asked.
"It's done", Cheesah answered.
"And Janeeza?", Tahiry asked.
"She's in my Brother's car. With Sedric by the pawn shop", Cheesah again answered as Tahiry noticed the Land Rover, belonging to Zhang and Annika, parked across the street next to the pawn shop that was closed for the night.
"Well", said Habbar. "Everything's ready for it to go down. Let's do it", after which, Habbar, Cheesah and Tahiry headed into the night club.
Inside the night club, Wafasa was sitting next to Zander Rat. Without Zander noticing, Cheesah asked Wasafa to let him have that stool, and Wasafa obliged letting Cheesah have the stool beside Zander as another song began to play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3iVHlSoJAs .
"So, Bonzo, how long will it be before Mari...AHHHH!", Zander Rat said as he turned and saw Cheesah Meerkat sitting right next to him...The same Meerkat who hospitalized Zander less than two months ago.
"NO NO NO! Bonzo, where are you?!" Zander franticly asked as he slipped off of his bar stool and headed for the front door on his way out of the club.
Then Geulo Genet, Habar Fossa and his brother Haja, Tahiry Fossa and Wasafa Mongoose began to follow Zander outside.
"Hey! That rat didn't pay!", The bartender, an Irish Setter, called out. "You five owe a tab too! Get back here!"
"How much is it?", Cheesah asked.
The Irish Setter replied, "Twenty seven rupees and..."
"Here's thirty rupees. Keep it", Cheesah told the bartender as he tossed thirty rupees on the counter then followed the rest of them outside.
As Zander Rat made his way across the the parking lot of the Tropic Club to where his Dodge Viper was parked in the lot of the old abandoned concrete plant, he fumbled the keys to his car out of his clip on wallet and dropped his wallet but still had the keys. As Zander hurriedly got into his car, he noticed a Land Rover driven by a young female meerkat pull into the abandoned plant lot not far from him.
As Geulo Genet, Tahiry Fossa, Haja Fossa and Wasafa Mongoose approached Zander's car, Cheesah Meerkat and Habbar Fossa, were still walking from the night club parking lot. They had let the others go up ahead. It was planned that way.
"Some other time guys! I gotta get outa here! You see that meerkat and fossa coming this way?!"; Zander told the four of them.
"I see them", said Tahiry as Cheesah and Habbar continued approaching. "They don't look to friendly do they?", Tahiry sarcastically continued.
"They don't like me!" Zander Exclaimed. "The meerkat fucked me up before Christmas!"
"Yea. Well, it looks like you better get outa here while you still can", Tahiry Fossa told Zander as Haja made the motion of stepping out of the way from behind Zander's car.
"Well. See ya. I gotta go", Zander said as he went to start his car.
"VROOP rum rum rum pop POW", Zander's Dodge Viper went as he attempted to start it.
"What's wrong with this thing!", Zander exclaimed as he tried to start his car again only to hear it's starter go, "rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur", this time, with no compression holding against the starter.
"COME ON! COME ON!, Zander yelled at his car as again he tried to start it.
Zander's Viper would only go, "rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur", as Cheesah and Habbar got closer and closer.
"DON'T  LET THEM GET ME! DON'T LET THEM GET ME!", Zander freaked out to those who he still thought were his friends.
Zander tried to start his car again, this time rocking back and forth in his seat as the car would only go, "rur rur rur rur rur rur rur rur".
Cheesah reached in under a nearby palmetto and pulled out a Comet cleanser can with the top cut off.
"It won't start with THIS in your engine, dumb ass", Cheesah told Zander as he tossed it, hitting Zander in the face with it, poofing the unused portion of Comet cleanser all over Zander and all in his car.
The once 440 horse power V-10 engine in Zander's Dodge Viper had been reduced to an inert chunk of metal with the cylinder walls torn up from the Comet cleanser Cheesah had poured earlier into the throttle body.
"BA-BA-BA-BA-BA-BONZO! DOOOOO SOMETHING! HELP ME!", Zander pleaded to Wasafa Mongoose.
"Me not Bonzo", Wasafa told Zander. "Me real name Wasafa. Wasafa Mongoose. And nick name me give you on other day. It mean crazy shit".
Zander's eyes opened wide enough to where it looked like they would fall out of their sockets as Wasafa continued, "Things me tell you on other day. Those things no nice. Things me tell you be, fuck you, go to Hell, suck me mongoose pee-pee, you brain made from shit, car should hit you".
"Get the picture, shit for brain?", Cheesah asked Zander as Zander was so scared he pissed all over the underside of the dashboard in his car as he still sat behind the wheel.
Wasafa also told Zander, "Cub me sister have me tell you 'bout. Is not no cub. Me sister too young to have cub. Cub me tell you 'bout. He no exist".
"But THIS cub does", a female voice sounded out.
It was Janeeza Meerkat holding paws with little six year old Sedric Genet still wearing a cast boot on his left leg. But the issue wasn't a cast boot on a minor leg fracture. The issue was his little Genet cub penis poking into the open with no more sheath to cover and conceal it...Just the way Zander had rendered it last Saturday, when he didn't leave his "paws off" of Sedric's bottom while the other doctors were trying to save a dingo cub's life. To Zander, it was like both Sedric and his penis robbed of it's sheath were crying out for justice.
"You proud of what you did to him, Doctor Creep?", Cheesah asked Zander as young Sedric stared at Zander with a look of disdain.
"It's a full moon tonight, rat. It is said bad shit happens when the moon is full ", Haja told Zander while briefly glancing up at the full moon.
Zander quickly grabbed his cell phone from the consol to call for help, only for Haja to snatch it away from him and throw it as far as he can.
At that moment, it had gotten so quiet, the only thing you could hear was the Indian folklore music playing from the open patio doors of the night club as the odor of rat poop emanated from Zander's car.
Zander had shit right where he sat on the driver's seat with it squishing out between his ass and the seat upholstery.
"Sedric, I know a pizza place. It's open all night, babe", Janeeza told Sedric as the two them began to walk away.
"I would like some pizza, Janeeza. Thank you", Little Sedric replied.
"Let's go then", Janeeza softly said to Sedric as they got back into the Land Rover. "What is about to happen here. It isn't meant for a cub your age to watch".
As Zander watched the Land Rover pull away, the silence was shattered with an extremely loud "FWHOP!". Sedric's brother Geulo swung a 30 inch long, 1 inch outside diameter, steel pipe into the windshield of Zander's car. Zander freaked as he tried to get out, wallowing in his own shit.
"FWHOP!". This time a large section of two ply glass knocked out as it collapsed onto the dashboard and into Zander's lap.
"NOOOOOO! LET ME OUT OF HERE! HEEEEELLLP!", Zander hollered as he opened the driver's door only for Cheesah to snap kick it shut back on Zander.
Zander then tried the passenger's door. WHUMP! went the door as Wasafa Mongoose kicked it shut.
"AH! AH! AH!", Zander let out as he went back to the driver's door and again opened it.
WHUMP! Cheesah kicked the driver's door shut on Zander's paw.
"YAAAAAAAAHHHH!", Zander hollered in pain, holding his broken paw with his other paw.
THUD! Geulo hammered the steel pipe down on top the windshield frame using both paws as he stood on the hood, hitting the windshield frame so hard he veed it half way down.
"OOOO! EEEEEEE! AHHHHH!", Zander hollered as he tried to escape out of his car.
Geulo jumped down off Zander's car and held the pipe in one paw, repeatedly slamming it down on the hood, WHOP POW THUMP BANG POW BANG WHOP BANG POP WHOOMP THUMP POW. Geulo continued to pound Zander's car hard enough to literally tear up the fiberglass hood as pieces were being ripped out of it onto the ground.
"AHHHH AH-AH! AHHHH AH-AH!", Zander continued freaking out.
If there was ever a time in Zander Rat's life he wished like unholy Hell he had a gun with at least six rounds in it, this was that time. But being from Egypt where guns are outlawed, he never owned one, and probably wouldn't have known how to use one anyway...Having pepper spray might have given Zander a chance to escape, but he didn't even have THAT.
"UH UH UH UH UH UH!", Zander let out, not knowing what to do.
Zander then frantically again opened the driver's door. >WHAM< Cheesah kick slammed the door shut so hard, the window, which was rolled down, shattered as tempered glass granules can be heard falling inside the door.
Zander then climbed up on the trunk to get out of his car, with his own rat shit mashed into the fur of his ass, nut sack, behind his legs and under the base of his tail. As Zander hopped down off the trunk, he fell flat on his face onto the coarse gravel lot.
"AHHH AHHH AHHH!", Zander screamed as he got up and ran only to have Wasafa trip him.
"LEAVE ME ALOOOONNNNE!", Zander screamed as he stumbled back up on his feet again.
Cheesah came flying into Zander with a side snap kick into Zander's side, inflicting internal injuries.
"YEAOOOOOOOUUUUUU!", Zander cried out in great pain as he collapsed back down onto the gravel parking lot.
Zander laid on the gravel a few seconds then slowly got back got up again.
"OH OUW OH OUW OH OUW OH OUW!", Zander cried out in excruciating pain as he ran with a lope toward the street, and with matted shit dropping off of his underside and legs.
The boys followed Zander as he tried to escape them. When Zander got to the street, he didn't head in the direction back into town. Like an idiot, he instead ran down the cobblestone street toward the railroad crossing, in the direction to where the street becomes a lone, ragged, asphalt road going through the industrial district".
"EYOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEE!", Zander hollered as Wasafa Mongoose came up from behind and side kicked Zander in one of his kidneys, dropping him onto the street.
"MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!", Zander hysterically screamed as he laid in the middle of the street.
"When WE decide it's over, it's over!",  Habbar told Zander as the boys took turns kicking Zander and spitting on him.
"You'll never fuck up another cub again!", Sedric's brother Geulo told Zander. "We're gonna see to that!".
"You smell like shit, Zander. New cologne?", Haja Fossa remarked as he kicked Zander in the face.
Zander then began crawling on three of all fours down the street as the boys began laughing at him. One paw Zander couldn't use because it was broken from the car door that was slammed on it.
"I'd like to kick him in the ass. But he shit on himself", Cheesah laughed as the others laughed.
"You big, stupid cub. You crawlie and poopie doopie on yourself?", Habbar taunted Zander as everyone laughed at Zander continuing to crawl down the street.
"Cubby, he do boom-boom", Wasafa laughed as the boys continued laughing at Zander.  
"THIS IS WHAT EIGHT YEARS OF MED SCHOOL GETS YOU!", Tahiry Fossa shouted at Zander as the other boys laughed even harder.
"Being a pervert got him this", Cheesah corrected Tahiry.
Zander crawled toward the the pawn shop from the center of the street and found a half of a loose cobblestone.
"He's going to try to fight us with that brick!", Habbar Fossa laughed as Zander faced the pawn shop raising the piece of cobblestone with his remaining good paw.
"I KNOW WHAT HE'S TRYING TO DO!", Geulo called out as he came running toward Zander with the pipe.
"NO YOU DON'T!", Geulo told Zander as he smashed Zander's paw with the pipe before he could throw the piece of cobblestone.
“AHHHYYYEEEEEEEE!”, Zander hollered out in more pain as his would be projectile fell to the street, and he knelt at the curb, holding both broken paws between his knees.
"He was going to break a window. And set off the alarm in the pawn shop. And the police would have been here", said Cheesah.
"It's not happening now", said Geulo.
“AHH YAA AHH YAA AHH YAA AHH YAA!”, Zander screamed in pain as he vigorously rock back and forth still knelt at the street curb.
Shock and blind survival instinct took over as Zander scurried to his feet, and in spite of all his pain and injuries, he broke out running into the night, down the street toward the industrial district.
“Anyone wanna take bets how far he'll get?!”, Haja Fossa called out as the boys ran after Zander.
 “THIS far”, Geulo replied as he slung the pipe down the street, skimming it down the cobblestones toward Zander.
>Clang ying wang chang clang< the pipe sounded as it spun and sparked along the cobblestones then tangled in Zander's feet, tripping him and busting his nose on the street, then the pipe tumbling end over end beyond where Zander fell as it sounded >cling - rwang - kang yang bap tap<.
“YEEEEEEE!”, Zander sounded off as he got up on his ass with his face bloody, sitting on the street.
As the boys ran up to him, Tahiry Fossa flew into Zander with a side kick breaking two of Zander's ribs, slamming Zander face down onto the street as Geulo ran up to the pipe, stopping his momentum with short choppy steps, then picked up the pipe.
“WHAT YOU DID TO MY CUB BRO! THIS IS FOR YOU!”, Geulo said as he stood waving the pipe at Zander who was gnashing his teeth in excruciating pain, and trying to sit back up.
“Let us help you up, Zander!”, Cheesah told him as he and Haja jerked Zander up on his ass by each arm.
As they turned loose of Zander, Geulo swung the pipe twice into Zander's arm as hard as he can, shattering an elbow then inflicting a compound fracture on Zander's upper arm. By now, Zander was in too much shock to utter a sound.
“NOVAMENTE!” (again!), Geulo called out.
Cheesah and Haja again jerked Zander back up on his ass then stepped back.
Geulo swung the pipe as hard as he can through Zander's mouth, knocking out both denture plates and most of his remaining teeth sending them flying across the street and bouncing along the cobblestones as Zander slammed back down again.
“NOVAMENTE!”, Geulo shouted.
Zander was jerked back up on his ass.
Geulo swung the pipe as hard as he can through Zander's mouth.
“NOVAMENTE!”, Geulo shouted.
Zander was jerked back up on his ass.
Geulo swung the pipe as hard as he can through Zander's mouth.
“NOVAMENTE!”, Geulo shouted.
Zander was jerked back up on his ass.
Geulo swung the pipe through Zander's mouth.
“NOVAMENTE!”, Geulo shouted.
Zander was jerked back up on his ass.
Geulo swung the pipe through Zander's mouth.
By now, the lower half of Zander's mouth was knocked almost completely off his head, barely hanging by one side, with his jaw bone pulverized. All of Zander's teeth were gone, his tongue was laying out on the street, and a lot of Zander's blood was all over the street and splattered on his assailants.  
 “NOVAMENTE!”, Geulo shouted.
Zander was jerked back up on his ass.
Cheesah Meerkat and Haja Fossa forced Zander Rat's arms straight out behind him, in by doing so, placed Cheesah and Haja back out of the way of getting struck. Haja had to hold Zander up by his upper arm and lean back out of the way of the pipe. That was because the arm Haja had a hold of was the arm and elbow Geulo had busted with the steel pipe. The rest of Zander's broken arm dangled down by his side with bone protruding out of it.
Then Geulo Genet repeatedly swung the pipe as hard as he can, pulverizing Zander Rat's snout with forward swings and back swings while Cheesah and Haja held Zander in a sitting up position. The hanging lower half of Zander's mouth flipped around slinging blood everywhere each time Zander got struck in the face with the pipe.
Habbar Fossa snap kicked Zander in the throat, as Zander's useless, lower mouth half flipped around again. Then Cheesah and Haja turned loose of Zander, allowing him to fall to the street gagging for air.
Over and over again, Geulo shouted, “NOVAMENTE!”.
Over and over again, Zander was jerked back up on his ass.
Over and over again, Geulo swung the pipe, striking Zander in the face and snout, transforming Zander's face into an unrecognizable mash of mangled flesh, blood and protruding bone fragments. Zander didn't even have the shape to his snout anymore and much of his former face was severely beaten beyond recognition into hanging ribbons of bloody flesh.
"IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE?! YOU NEED ONE!", Cheesah shouted at Zander, just before he and Haja threw Zander face down onto the street.
"A REAL ONE! NOT A QUACK!", Geulo added as Zander was being slammed down, followed by Haja Fossa repeatedly stomping  Zander in his remaining kidney.
 
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"Levante o rato. Novamente. Levante ele." (Lift the rat. Again. Lift him.), Wasafa Mongoose said as he stepped in front of Zander.
Cheesah and Haja jerked Zander up on his ass by each arm and held him in a sitting position, with Haja again holding onto the upper part of Zander's arm that Geulo had broken.
Wasafa then pushed back his penis sheath and poked his penis all the way out facing only inches from the mangled remains of what was Zander's face as the others laughed.
"You like me mongoose pee-pee?", Wasafa taunted Zander as everyone except Zander laughed .
"Say hello to me mongoose pee-pee. Say hello to him, rato", Wasafa further taunted.
"Me mongoose pee-pee. He say hello to YOU, rato", Wasafa laughed, shaking it at Zander's facial remains.
"ZANDER FOUND A FRIEND!", Habbar loudly laughed.
 "I DON'T THINK IT LIKES ZANDER!", Haja replied.
"YOU BETTER NOT CUT IT, ZANDER!", Habbar added.
By now, the boys were almost rolling with laughter.
Although Zander Rat was still conscious, he was in shock and too weak to do any thing about it except just look at Wasafa Mongooses's penis staring close up at him face to face. And what little sense of smell Zander had left was getting permeated with the popcorn, epoxy smelling sex scent from Wasafa's penis. Zander could do nothing except smell it.
"WOW, ZANDER! YOU'RE A MESS!", Geulo told him.
"Rato face look bad. Me pee-pee lookin' at BIG mess now. Me pee-pee happy HE not Zander", Wasafa laughed as everyone laughed along with Wasafa who still had his penis facing two inches from Zander's facial remains.
"HEY! ZANDER! YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR FACE! WASAFA'S DICK HAS A BETTER FACE THAN YOURS!", Tahiry laughed.
"Be careful, Tahiry. You'll make Zander envious", said Cheesah.
"Envious of a dick?!", Habbar laughed.
"By now, Zander should be", Cheesah laughed. "Isn't that right, Zander?"
"Hey, rato. Me pee-pee have surprise for you. Pee-pee have just for YOU. A surprise", Wasafa laughed.
Wasafa Mongoose then cut loose with a big, full force, long piss into the mangled, open remains of  where Zander's face use to be as everyone busted out in hard laughter.
 
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 "See, rato? This what pee-pee have for YOU", Wasafa laughed as he continued peeing.
"Hey, piss face! You like this?!...Caca Louco!" Geulo taunted Zander.
"And he actually LIKED that name", Haja laughed.
After Wasafa finished peeing, he taunted at Zander, "Hey rato. You pee-pee can no do THIS. No?", then began rolling his sheath back and fourth at Zander's facial remains, repeatedly covering and uncovering his penis head >in out, in out, in out, in out< up in Zander's face.
Wasafa continued, "Ha ha ha ha ha! Hey, Rato. You pee-pee, it can no do in an' out - in an' out - in an' out?"
Then Wasafa held his penis out in Zander's face, and taunted, "Look an' see this, Rato? Me show you REAL pee-pee, Rato. See what REAL pee-pee look like?".

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The rest of the boys laughed when Wasafa continued taunting, " Ha ha ha! Hey, Rato. You only have STUBBY pee-pee, Rato. Only out. You pee-pee, it silly. You pee-pee, it nothing. Most of you pee-pee, it only head. Ha ha ha ha ha ha hah ha WHOOOOOOOOOH!".
"Don't even look natural, does it.", Haja further rubbed it in with a sadistic grin, as Zander just stared in a state of shock.
"He calls THAT a dick?", Cheesah added with a laugh.

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As Wasafa resumed popping his penis head >in out, in out, in out, in out< at Zander's facial remains, the boys jumped around with laughter when Wasafa started in on Zander with,  " Pee-pee see you! Pee-pee no see you! Pee-pee see you! Pee-pee no see you! Pee-pee see you! Pee-pee no see you!".

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Wasafa's display and those comments jabbed Zander really deep emotionally over his dick perpetually exposed by circumcision, which has had a lifelong psychological effect on Zander that always fucked with his mind as it was...But Zander Rat's lifelong, circumcision, anxiety complex seemed pale in comparison to the shit that was happening to him now.
Wasafa continued popping his penis head >in out in out in out in out< at Zander's facial remains, and continued taunting at Zander," Pee-pee see you! Pee-pee no see you! Pee-pee see you! Pee-pee no see you! Pee-pee see you! Pee-pee no see you! Pee-pee see yu...Oooooh Ya ya ya Mmmmmmph umm umm ummmmmm".
"Damn anyway, Wasafa!", Cheesah busted out laughing as he and Haja turned loose of Zander, letting him fall while the other boys jumped around, laughing and clapping their paws
Wasafa got his composure back then busted out laughing, "Uh-ho! Me pee-pee do jack-off!, as he ran around laughing, hopping around and clapping his paws with his penis still extended out and still slinging semen out of it.
"Wasafa just shot a load. Right in Zander's new face!", Cheesah laughed as the others laughed even harder.
"Zander saw THAT one...cumming", Haja laughed.  .
"Me...Ha ha ha ha ha!...Me pee-pee look at iofe rato face to long!", Wasafa laughed as he hopped around clapping. "Me pee-pee...Me pee-pee get sick of rato face! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Me pee-pee throw up. Because he look at rato face! Whoooooooh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Zander just stared languorously in a state of shock like a zombie, with mongoose cum all over his facial remains.
"For...Ha ha ha ha ha ha! For Ha ha ha! For the rato face. That don't say much", Cheesah laughed.
"When a di Ha ha ha ha ha!...When a dick thro Ha ha ha ha ha ha!...When Ha ha...",Habbar tried to say.
"You mean when a dick throws up looking at it?!", Tahiry laughed as everyone again busted out laughing.
"That's REALLY bad! I REALLY call that an ugly rato face! A REAL iofe face!", Cheesah laughed.
"And his face! I'm not finished with yet!", Geulo exclaimed, waving the pipe. "Get him up!"
"On your ass, perverted creep!", Cheesah commented to Zander Rat as he and Haja jerked Zander back up.
This time, Zander was raised up to where his penis was again pressed completely flat like a disk between his body and the street.

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Zander had been circumcised so short, that when his penis would get pressed in toward his body, it would not roll back inside his body as though it had a pseudo sheath. It would instead, simply flatten against his body, still completely exposed, taking on the shape of a pink coin with a little squirt hole in the center.

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Geulo was about to strike Zander again. But then, they heard a swershing sound from Zander's bottom.
"Sounds like a cricket down there", Tahiry mentioned.
The boys REALLY busted out laughing when they figured out what the sound was. Zander had let go with a piss while his penis was pressed flat against the street. As the pee forced out from between Zander's flattened out penis and the cobblestone his penis was firmly mashed flat on, it made sweesh and swirshy sounds.

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Knowing that Zander's penis was obviously flattened down as thin as a dime against the street, Wasafa made the statement it wasn't even a penis. Haja said he couldn't tell it from a pussy that was missing it's clef. Those things being said got Zander's lifelong anxiety complexes about his sexuality really going.
Then Cheesah and Haja leaned Zander back...Everyone watched a pink, round, flat spot against Zander's bottom roll up off the street brick, to where everyone can see it. It had a hole in the center still spitting out piss. It was flattened thin as a coin, and none of it was folded over or hidden in any way. A completely exposed, round, pink spot boldly showed, that seemed like it was dumbfoundly gazing back in a trance at everyone, as it's hole continued to pour out piss. It even had soiling all over itself from being pressed in Zander's own poop.

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"What from Inferno is THAT shit", Cheesah said, as he and the others gawked at the flat, pink spot, that was actually Zander's penis, momentarily pressed flat, as the pee hole in the center was still dropping a slow stream of pee.
"Me nao know. That for sure", Wasafa said to rag out Zander about it.
"It's nothing but a pee hole dropping piss", Habbar said, as Zander's penis appeared like there was no penis there.
Then the area around Zander's pee hole slowly protruded outward, followed by the rest of the penis slowly springing back into shape. Zander's penis looked as though it was a little, pink, nasty accordion slowly unfolding back into being a 3-demintional penis again. To the boys, it really looked gnarly, nasty and funky. It was almost like a freaky dick side show.

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"Hey, I think it's coming back", Haja sarcastically said, as the head of Zander's penis continued it's gnarly display of slowly extending itself back into it's normal shape.
"Me glad ME pee-pee not that way", Wasafa taunted Zander.
"You said it, Wasafa. You got THAT right", Habbar added.
Then Haja Fossa REALLY hit Zander where it hurts with the statement, "Hey, Zander. If I had a dick like yours, I would have jumped off a bridge a long time ago", followed by everyone busting out in laughter...except for Zander Rat of course.

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As for Zander's lifelong anxiety complex about his sexuality, Haja's statement was like throwing gasoline on a raging fire.  
In spite of being in severe shock and excruciating pain, and barely aware of what was happening, Zander was by now REALLY grinding up with distress over his anxiety complex about the way his penis was...and also on a guilt trip, that there are things sacred in there own way that are to be left untouched by scoundrels like himself, and NOT to be fucked with...such as cubs penises.
And then...>WHACK<, Geulo struck Zander in the side of the head with the steel pipe, knocking out Zander's last remaining tooth and knocking Zander down to the street.
 
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"NOVAMENTE! LEVANTE O RATO!", Geulo called out.
As Cheesah and Haja jerked Zander back up, Haja asked Zander, "Cutting sheaths off of cub pee-wees means THIS much to you, Rat? Nasty, sick creep".
As Geulo was preparing give the steel pipe another hard swing into Zander again, a fast moving, Indian Railways, passenger train came by at the crossing where the cobblestone street becomes asphalt road 200 meters (600 ft) away.
 http://youtube.com/watch?v=yBKguTWgPqI .
Cheesah and Haja stepped back. While the loud horn blew on the locomotive as it sped by, Geulo swung the pipe hard into the side of Zander's skull, crushing it so badly around his left eye, his eye ball fell out hanging by it's retinal cord.
 
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As the passenger cars sped by >clic-clak--clic-clak   clic-clak--clic-clak   clic-clak--clic-clak< Zander was sat back up on his ass. Then Wasafa side kicked Zander in the chest, breaking his sternum, caving it in between his lungs and tearing his esophagus.
Then Wasafa remarked over the noise of the train, "We have plenty bloody mary this night, Rato. Remember me say? Now you see".
 http://youtube.com/watch?v=yBKguTWgPqI (footage 0:20)  
By now, Zander was in so much pain, his brain began shutting down.
Passenger cars continued speeding by >clic-clak--clic-clak  clic-clak--clic-clak<.
Zander was set up again. Geulo swung the pipe hard as he can, knocking Zander's left ear off as a coach with the flat spot on a wheel sped by.
Zander Rat's perception of the noisy train wheel with the flat spot was as though it was somehow yelling at him, "SHAME ON YOU, YOU DICK CUTTING PERVERT!".
 http://youtube.com/watch?v=yBKguTWgPqI (footage 0:25)  
As the train continued to speed by, Wasafa and Haja jerked Zander back up on his ass.
The last car on the train was the generator / brake car. As the generator / brake car sped by, making it's usual buzzing sound, Cheeash delivered a side jump snap kick between Zander's shoulder blades with almost the force of being struck by a car. Zander's head instantly snapped backward with his left eye popping around on it's retinal cord like a paddle ball, and his arms flopped straight out behind him as he slammed down hard onto the cobblestone street face down.
 http://youtube.com/watch?v=yBKguTWgPqI (footage 0:30)
Zander was now in a deep coma from shock trauma to the base of the brain, brain stem and spinal cord from the kick Cheesah Meerkat had just given him.
"O patife que corta os pios. Ele esta fora de comissao" (The scoundrel who cuts the cubs. He is out of commission), Cheesah remarked as everyone gazed at Zander Rat laying on the street in a coma, mangled up in a pool of his own blood and other fluids, while the buzzing sound of the train's generator / brake car can be heard going away into the night.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yBKguTWgPqI (footage 0:35)
"What was it, Cheesah?", Haja Fossa asked, not knowing Portuguese.
"Cheesah say rato who cut cub. He no in commission no more. Rato he creep. Rato he scoundrel", Wafasa told Haja.
"I'll REALLY take him out of comissao. FURTHER out of comissao", Geulo Genet said as he resumed working Zander Rat over with the steel pipe, who laid on the street, now in a coma, barely clinging to life. Geulo even pulverized Zander's penis and remaining testicle beyond recognition.
Then the boys repeatedly propped Zander back up on his ass in the street and took turns practicing snap kicks on him with each kick being potentially lethal. The sound of snapping bones could be heard as Zander got kicked all over the cobblestones like a lifeless, bleeding rag doll with his lower mouth half still flipping around, and his left eye spinning and dangling by it's retinal cord.  And with Zander Rat propped back up, Geulo used Zander for baseball bat practice, swinging the steel pipe with both paws into Zander Rat as hard as he can.
"DROGA VOCE, RATO! DROGA VOCE PARA O INFERNO!" (Damn you, rat. Damn you to Hell), Geulo Genet hollered at the comatose rat as the pipe struck Zander so hard, it sounded like a base ball bat striking a hanging carpet.
"VA PARA O INFERNO!" (Go to Hell), Geulo hollered as he hit Zander with the pipe again as hard as he can, shattering the rat's right shoulder joint, and breaking a shoulder blade.
"MEU IRMAO! FIQUE LONGE DELE! VOCE UMA PUTA PORCA!" (My brother! Stay away from him! You a filthy bitch!), Geulo hollered as he continued to beat Zander as hard as he can with the steel pipe, over and over, tearing gaping holes in his hide. Zander Rat, while in a coma and possessing nothing that resembles a face, sustained more broken ribs, more broken bones, more internal injuries, more head trauma and his back broken in three places.
"Get mush face back up on his ass. I'm gonna nail him with another good kick", Tahiry Fossa said.
Cheesah and Wasafa propped Zander back up, as the unconscious rat's head and arms hung limp straight downward with his left eye swinging like a pendulum by it's retinal cord from the mangled remains where a face use to be.
Tahiry then kicked Zander as hard as he can just under his already broken up rib cage, causing Zander's head and eye ball to flip straight up as a geyser of vomit gushed up in several directions where a mouth no longer was.    
"Oooo, gross!" Cheesah exclaimed as he and Wasafa jumped out of the way of the streams of sour rat puke.
"THAT me no touch no more", Wasafa said as everyone watched Zander laying on the street, battered up, in a coma, with his gut contracting, and more vomit gushing out from between folds of mangled flesh and skull bone fragments as the vomit slopped out across the blood covered cobblestones.
"I don't want any of THAT on me", Haja noted as the boys agreed to call it "quits" on Zander Rat, satisfied they had literally beaten him to a comatose pulp barely clinging to life...The boys fixed him good.

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When they were done dealing with Zander Rat, Tahiry Fossa said, "Back in Madagascar, we call this Island Justice".
"That's right", Habbar Fossa added as his older brother Haja nodded. "Where we're from, that rat would have been beaten up all night long, then burnt to death on a beach before dawn".
As the boys headed back to Wasafa Mongoose's car, Geulo Genet tossed the bloody pipe up on the roof of the pawn shop, it sounding off >yang - chong - bum ban< as it landed on top the building.
It was assumed that by the time the pipe is ever found again, someone would think an air conditioning contractor or a plumber had left it up there.
As the boys were almost to the car, Tahiry remembered once seeing an old tow rope among the junk that was in the trunk of Wasafa's car.
"What do you say to roping him to the front bumper and dragging him under the car a while?", Tahary asked.
"Me car. It rear wheel drive. It have drive shaft", Wasafa replied to Tahiry. "Me might bend drive shaft. Me no want to risk that".
"Or the rope wrap around it", Cheesah added.
"He's in a coma. He wouldn't feel it anyway", said Haja. "He may even be dead by now for all we know".
It was then ultimately agreed among everyone that enough had done, and to just let Zander Rat lay in the street for someone to find him...dead or alive.
After everyone got into the car, the boys were to get another laugh for the night. A moment after Wasafa drove out from the Tropic Club parking lot onto the cobblestone street, he pulled into the gravel lot of the abandoned concrete plant where Zander's car was parked.
"Where are you going", Cheesah asked.
"One more thing. You see.", Wasafa replied.
Wasafa turned his car around on the gravel lot, then backed it up to Zander's battered up Dodge Viper.
It should be noted that a Hindustan Contessa is a conventional rear wheel drive car.
"Oh, I see what he's going to do", Cheesah noted as everyone looked back in anticipation.  
>ROM ROM ROMMMMMMMM...< the 50 horse power, 4 cylender engine in Wasafa's Mongoose's car sounded off as Wasafa floored the accelerator, slinging ruts of gravel into the battered Viper as the racket behind sounded off like a bad hail storm >ping pop ping pock tic pock ping pock pop bop pock<.
Everyone looked back with glee, laughing as they pulled away from the Viper on their way out of the gravel lot.
Wasafa managed to get the rear wheels to squeal a little bit as the car fishtailed onto the street.
"Aw-right! Got some rubber THAT time!", Habbar Fossa exclained.
They headed out in the direction going through the industrial district headed away from town. Wasafa drove over Zander Rat's tail and right foot as they passed by him as he laid on the street. Two hundred meters further, >rump-et-te-rump< over the railroad crossing.
“Bad jecko kike rats. Good riddance to them”, said Geulo, who was riding on the rear seat behind the driver, as they began to ride through the industrial district.
“You can't just pick HIM. Then judge all rats by HIM”, Cheesah, who was on the front passenger seat, told Geulo.
“I have two friends who are rats”, said Tahiry, who was sitting on the console, strattling between the two front seats. “And THEY'RE not like THAT creep back there”.
“No whole species is bad. Not from one bad animal.”, Cheesah added.
“Yea...I guess you're right”, Geulo acknowledged. “That creepy DOCTOR. That's all I saw”.
“A fellow mongoose. Me use to know in homeland. HE no good”, Wasafa Mongoose mentioned to Geulo as he told the other boys about a mongoose, he knew of back in Angola, who was a ruthless drug and cub trafficker who killed anyone who got in his way. “Me ALSO mongoose. That no make ME bad”.

The boys cruised a while that night, going about their way as though Zander Rat never even existed. A while after they've been out cruising around, a news brief came in on the car radio about the assault on Zander Rat. Wasafa then put one of his CDs in his car's CD player, and the boys listened to some Cape Verde music while they were still out riding around.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=cr0hJ4Kz6b0 -

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ky3y3jhZ8cc .

After a while, the boys were riding with Wasafa at 70 kph (45 mph), down a stretch of straight, open highway that ran side by side with railroad tracks.
"Um mboio atras de nos. Esta vindo rapido" (A train behind us. It's coming fast), said Geulo.
A long, fast moving, "Indian Railways" passenger train was coming along in the same direction the boys were traveling.
"There's a train. It's about to pass us." Cheesah told the fossas.
Less than a minute before the 130 kph (80 mph) passenger train would pass them, Geulo mentioned, "I wonder how fast it's going".
"We soon find out", Wasafa said as he downshifted and floored it, giving the car's 50 horse power, four cylinder engine everything it's got, attempting to match the train's speed by the time it got even with them.
The train was still some distance back down the tracks when Wasafa began accelerating the car, anticipating that the train would already be passing them while the car was still trying to get up speed. It's a 50 horsepower car that takes over 25 seconds to go from 0 to 99 kph (60 mph), and would take even more time to go from their original speed to how ever fast the train was going.
And Wasafa anticipated right. As the car was still laboring it's way to achieving top speed, the WAP-5 locomotive cruised on by, with a generator / brake car buzzing along behind, and the first of the passenger coaches passing by with their wheels making that rapid >clickity clackety< sound. But as the rest of the train passed on by, Wasafa's car eventually began to approach the speed the train was traveling.
By the time Wasafa shifted the car back up into 4th gear, the train was still outrunning them, but by now, not outrunning them by much.    
"We're just about even with it", Haja said moments later, after Wasafa had finally gotten the car going fast enough to where the train was now only barely passing them.
A moment before the tail end generator / brake car would have caught up even with them, Wasafa finally got that Hindustan Contessa of his running even pace with the 130 kph passenger train...almost as fast as Wasafa's car can go, especially with the weight of five others riding with him.
"We're there", Cheesah said as Wasafa'a car was keeping pace with the last passenger coach just ahead of the tail end generator / brake car.
As the boys could see other animals sitting in their seats and a raccoon walking the isle to his seat aboard the passenger coach, they could hear the constant buzzing of the tail end generator / brake car just behind as they heard the rapid >clickety clackety< sound of the steel wheels on steel rails. The boys noticed few of the passengers aboard the train would watch from their windows at Wasafa's car speeding along beside.
"One hundred thirty kilometers each hour", Wasafa said as he glanced at the speedometer (about 80 mph).
After running pace with the train for about a minute, Wasafa finally said, "Me slow down now. So we no crash", as he backed off of the accelerator allowing the train to leave them behind.
"There they go", Cheesah said as the tail end generator / brake car buzzed on past them with it's blinking, red, taillight flashing in the night.
As the boys continued down the highway at 70 kph (45 mph), they watched the train's taillight eventually disappear down the tracks into the darkness down the long railroad straight away, as the train left them behind going nearly twice their speed.
  http://youtube.com/watch?v=rLt31MEXSPQ (on a stretch of track like where the dingo cub was hit a week earlier) and
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8XiydK1EPbI show an Indian Railways passenger train going about the same speed as the train Wasafa and the boys kept pace with.
Another one is shown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLSP-L8bX68

 About 45 minutes after midnight, on one edge of town, the boys stopped in at an all night hang out. It's an old, brick and stone, open front building, adorned with neon lights of colors of cobalt blue, hot magenta, lime green, aqua and violet. They serve pizza, rice dishes, sweet potato patties, fried plantains, onion rings, home made pies, ice cream, various other snacks, soda, tea, coffee and beer. And there were also mangoes, pineapples, passion fruit, bananas and other fruit the locals would bring in to be sold. The place had a relaxed, informal atmosphere one would expect to find in a Starbucks coffee house, but it catered more to teens and very young adults, ages 16 through 22.
Drawing the attention of the others to the self service car wash next door, Geulo Genet mentioned, “We can't go in like this. Not with this blood on us”.
“Good thinking, Geulo”, Cheesah Meerkat told him.
Cheesah then told the others, “One look at this blood on us, they'll call the law. Then we'll ALL be going down to the zoo” (jail).
“I've been in jail before. It's not a place I want to go back to”, said Tahiry Fossa.
So the boys gathered some coins together and used the car wash's paw held wash wand set for low pressure to rinse the blood out of their fur, but the stains still remained.
“It gonna take shower at home, With soap and water that is hot. Only that make stain go away”, Wasafa Mongoose said.
“Wasafa's right”, said Geulo. “But at least now, it's not as noticeable”.
“We should have the fossas place our orders for us”, Cheesah suggested, noticing that the blood stains hardly showed up at all on Habbar, Haja and Tahiry because of their fur being a dark brown color as is on fossas.
However, the blood stains showed really bad on Cheeash and Wasafa, who were of light tawny fur color as is on meerkats and mongooses. And those stains weren't exactly invisible either on Geulo Genet's yellowish gold, medium color fur with black markings.
While Habbar, Haja and Tahiry, all dripping wet from the car wash, went up to the counter and placed the orders, Cheesah and Wasafa stayed out at the car, with all four doors open. Wasafa reclined on the hood using the windshield to lay back on as he enjoyed the night tropic air. Cheesah adjusted the backrest of the driver's seat all the way back to recline on, hanging one foot and the end of his black tipped tail outside the car with the driver's door open. Cheesah and Wasafa chilled out a while as a slow, Angolan, bonga song played on the CD player in Wasafa's car
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XZtx3ELQohQ .
Cheesah later found one of Habbar Fossa's Malagasy CDs that had been left in Wasafa's car a week earlier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yDabDvQzKQ .
Geulo Genet and Haja Fossa were in the dining area, each sitting in ceiling hung, mostly inclosed, wicker seats at a coffee table, waiting to have Habbar and Tahary join him after they bought Cheesah's and Wasafa's orders out to them.
The dining area didn't have the typical, look alike booths and tables. The owners of this place thought outside the box when got it set up. There was a variety of recliners, vinyl covered sofas, inclosed wicker seats that hung from the roof trusses on springs and chain, lay back loungers (some of them plushie), love seats, stools, coffee tables, end tables, cable spool tables, stand up counters, and even some old automobile seats bolted to the floor and bean bag seats around a large, low table. And the hanging and potted flowering plants filled the dining area with sweet, floral fragrance. They even have wi-fi. Where ever you felt like sitting, standing or laying back depended on your preference and mood. And although the building was completely open in front with no air conditioning, there were fans, including some large, commercial grade fans on the ceiling that blew down into the dining area.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWg78KVeRTI
After Habbar and Tahiry bought Cheesah and Wasafa's food and drink out to them, they went inside with Haja and Geulo. Habbar took a hanging wicker seat like the ones Geulo and his older brother Haja had, and Tahiry pulled up a bean bag seat to the table.
They weren't dining long before Haja pointed out how bad the blood stains still showed up on Geulo. So the genet and the three fossas decided to take up their food, beer and other drinks and go out to the car and hang out with Cheesah and Wasafa.
“Oh, we're OK. You didn't have to come outside. Not because of us”, Cheesah told the four of them after taking a sip of his beer, and as the car's CD player continued playing "Tsy Atao Force".
“It's the blood stains on Geulo. You can still see them", Haja said as he and his brother Habbar set their food and drinks down on the hood of Wasafa's car.
“You right. Can see rato blood stain good on Geulo”, Wasafa said, chewing on an onion ring, as he turned and looked, still laying on the hood of his car and lounging back on the windshield.
As Tahiry set his food and drink on the trunk lid, Habbar mentioned, "I looked for that CD yesterday. I didn't realize I had left it in the car".
Although the hoods and trunks of cars do make convenient tables, Geulo chose to go into the car on the back seat to finish eating.  
“Hey, look what I found”, Geulo later said as he found a paw held size bean sack with decorations on it laying on the floor, under the driver's seat, of Wasafa's car.
“A kick sack. We use to play that when we were younger back in Madagascar”, Habbar Fossa said as older brother Haja agreed.
“Me wonder where me put me kick sack”, said Wasafa. “Now you find. That good”.
“Anyone up for a round at it?”, Geulo asked.
“Let's go for it”, Habbar said as the other two fossas joined in.
Within a minute, Cheesah got out of the car and joined in on the fun, followed by Wasafa getting down off of the hood of his car and joining in.
The six of them had a good time playing kick sack, each one kicking the sack up with the top of the foot. Sometimes they would keep it off the dirt parking lot for more than a minute and a half at a time. None of them pretended the kick sack was Zander Rat though. That was all vented out in the street near the Tropic Club a while back. Whether the boys succeeded in killing Zander made no difference. By now, Zander Rat wasn't even a memory as far as the boys were concerned.
When it came time to leave, Wasafa Mongoose made the offer to everyone to go out to his house to spend the rest of the night.  Wasafa's house is outside of Salem, but beyond the other side of town, which left about a forty five minute drive into and through Salem to get there. As they headed out, Cheesah Meerkat sat, straddling the console, between Tahiry Fossa and Wasafa. Geulo Genet sat on the back seat between the Fossa brothers Habbar and Haja. This seating arrangement was made for a very good reason. The boys still had stains on them from Zander Rat's blood, and they would be driving through the city of Salem. And with no A/C, the windows would be down on a warm, tropic night. Cheesah and Geulo, who's lighter color fur showed the blood stains well, would be away from the windows. The fossas, who's fur was darker, would be near the windows. Wasafa, still being of light fur, rolled his driver's side window two thirds the way up (the windows are darkly tinted). This way, it was hoped that no one would report them over seeing Zander's blood stains on them.
During the ride over to Wasafa's house, much of the trip took them along National Highway 47, which is a modern, major four lane highway through the Salem area. As Wasafa had that low rider Hindustan Contessa cruising at 115 + kph (70 + mph), the station the radio was tuned to was playing rave songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kao8LUjkZBw
Another rave song played on the car's radio as the boys cruised along National Highway 47
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lJhs7GKmu6c (video shows atmosphere similar to the Tropic Club).
Not long after the boys began riding along NH 47, now cruising at about 100 kph (60 mph), Tahary Fossa, who was riding on the passenger's side front seat, retrieved a small pipe and pouch from a tote bag he had with him.
After Tahary packed the pipe with the contents from the pouch, then lit it, Wasafa mentioned to Tahary, "Oh, the dagga you have. Is good food for the brain".
Tahary took a toke and pawed it over to Cheesah to paw it to Wasafa.
After Wasafa took a toke, Tahary asked the others, "Wanna hit it?"
The Fossa brothers, Haja and Habbar, declined the offer.
"Our dad would beat unholy Hell out of my brother and I if we ever smoked that stuff and he found out", older brother Haja replied, knowing their dad being the rough, no nonsense, sea captain he is.
Younger brother Habbar added, "The day Dad told us that, he meant it too".
Wasafa then pawed the small pipe back to Tahary.
The next song was a lively, easy listening song that went well with highway cruising.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=R8AybM5Gbjk .
The songs seemed to rhythm well to the 100 kph (62 mph) ride down NH 47, with the windows down in the warm, tropic night air. And the scented, car freshener oil in Wasafa's car maintained a pleasant, sandalwood smell.
Night cruising NH 47 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITADmn6dJxs
Tahary Fossa, later tuned the car's radio to the favorite radio station he and Wasafa like. That station often played chutney soca, which in recent years had gained popularity in India...as well as also Caribbean rap and soca. Tahary Fossa and Wasafa Mongoose, as well as other members of the street gang Tahary and Wasafa had been associated with, favor that style music quite a bit (the other four in the car were not members or alumni of that street gang).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlnllzDJ0L0
Geulo Genet eventually wanted a toke off of that dagga pipe, so Tahary pawed it over to the back seat to Geulo.
Geulo offered Cheesah a toke, but, like Haja and Habbar, Cheesah did decline the offer.
Continuing along NH 47, the boys were chilling out, enjoying the ride and also beginning to get a bit drowsy...After all, it was well past midnight. Tahary tuned through a few stations on the car radio, figuring he would find some livelier music to help Wasafa stay awake at the wheel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AUfAjKcqMw
Eventually, Wasafa asked Tahary to tune the radio back to the station that was playing the chutney music.  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-gdrrBhDJ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aCl1X974sQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEUCyS7O4YA
As they continued southwest along NH 47 into the rural countryside on the rest of the way to Wasafa's place, a Caribbean rap song played, which the older generation of conservative, anthro-animals call 'thug music'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxzx29M67S4      
The boys had been out late, and Cheesah and Tahiry were starting to get tired as they arrived to the exit where they were to turn off of NH 47...a short ways before the exit for Bhavani and Erode. Wasafa exited NH 47 then continued southbound down a rural, two lane road on their way to his house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZSudvBWJgA
While riding along the lone, two lane road that goes to Wasafa Mongoose's place, over the car's radio, the broadcast station DJ could be heard announcing, "Coming to you all night long from the Mango City with the music you love!", after which the radio station's call letters were announced.
Then the DJ announced, "Vicky Linsang requested this one! Vicky, you're like me! You sure know good music when you hear it, girl!".
Vicky Linsang, still on the phone with the DJ, replied, "Oh thank you, thank you, thank you. My mate 'n' me really like that song".
"Okay! You got it!", said the DJ, "Mammy Saaayyy!".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZhFPgUIbwo
Wasafa managed to stay alert enough to drive, thus the boys made it there OK with Tahiry and Cheesah starting to doze off to sleep as Wasafa finally arrived to his place as he then drove the car down the long, private lane leading to the house.
They finally arrived to Wasafa Mongoose's house, which is a modest, two bedroom, bungalow, nestled back in a grove of palm and banana trees, well outside of Salem, heading into the rural, tropical, Tamil Nadu countryside.
Everyone spent the rest of the night with Wasafa at his place, after they went into the bathroom and showered Zander Rat's blood stains off of themselves with soap and good warm water.
There were a few hours left before dawn for everyone to get some sleep. Wasafa let the fossa brothers, Haja and Habbar, use the extra bedroom with a king size, plush matress on the floor for a bed.  In the living room, Cheesah slept on a sofa, and Geulo and Tahiry slept on some mats Wasafa gave them to roll out onto the floor. And Wasafa slept in his usual bedroom. The breeze from the fans in the open windows felt good in the warm tropic air, and the humming sound of the fans running in the quiet predawn hours was soothing to go to sleep by. And occasionally, a gentle wind could be heard blowing in the palm trees outside, as their fronds cast shadows against the open windows in the light of the full moon. A radio on a hallway table, turned down soft and low, also played some subtle music.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=iMfvyc2EGm0 .
As the next song played, everyone began to fall asleep
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jFYlChHSdzo .
It had been quite a night, and everyone was pretty well dozed off into REM sleep through the next song. In spite of the song's lively rhythm, the boys continued to sleep through it as though it were an easy playing song.  
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PKt3UkYSvQ8 .
Although the radio was to be left on until dawn, the boys were already well into REM sleep and no one knew what songs followed next. And the station that Wasafa's radio was tuned to began broadcasting songs which were more soothing.    
  http://youtube.com/watch?v=jHRKd_pkdE8 .
It's been said that the right kinds of music, while in REM sleep, can bring on strange dreams.
And a song eventually came in on the radio in the hallway that invoked one of those strange dreams for Cheesah.
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rttLlmVicvE (only the 1st song in the selection).
As the song played, Cheesah began dreaming that he had met his long deceased, older brother Jorad.
Cheesah could hardly believe it when he dreamed of asking his brother, "Jorad! Isso Voce!? (Jorad! That you!?)"
And Jorad replied, "Sim, meu irmao. Sou eu. (Yes, my brother. It's me.)"
Cheesah's dream of fellowship with his deceased brother seemed so real, and nothing like a dream at all.
In Cheesah's dream, they were hugging, talking and doing things together, and enjoying each others company.
At one time in the dream, Jorad asked Cheesah how Mom and Dad are doing, and about their two other brothers, Zhang and Mose. Cheesah assured Jorad they are doing well, and made mentioned of their nephew Raphael...brother Zhang and Annika's son.
The actual dream was only for little while. But it seemed like to Cheesah that he and brother Jorad enjoyed many hours together in this incredibly beautiful place.
Later in the dream, they came to a pebble bedded creek which was 30 meters (approx 100 feet) across. The water, which was clear as glass, wasn't much more than ankle deep.
"Cheesah, meu irmao. Anda SO com eu (Cheesah, my brother. Come on with me)", Jorad said as he walked into the shallow water and began to cross the creek.
"Nao Jorad. Fique com eu (No, Jorad, Stay with me)" Cheesah pleaded as he would not step into the water.
Jorad walked across to the other side, but Cheesah did not cross. On the other side of the creek, Jorad gave Cheesah a look back, then slowly vanished into a mirage.
"Jorad, volte para mim. Jorad. Onde voce esta? Nao va bazar. Jorad. Nao va bazar. Nao va bazar. (Jorad, come back. Jorad. Where are you? Don't leave. Jorad. Don't leave. Don't leave.)", Cheesah called out in his sleep, not long after an entrancing song with a sitar and flute began playing on the radio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxyRJDoy5fw .
Back in the old homeland, the family had lost Jorad in an Angolan civil war 18 years earlier when Cheesah was only 3 years old.
At some point during the predawn hours, the station Wasafa had the radio tuned to always plays those relaxing, Hindu songs that are really good to sleep soundly by. One such soothing song that played was http://youtube.com/watch?v=JiTpnD20Elk .  
Later on into the quiet predawn hours, the station the radio was tuned to played a soothing, instrumental with sitar and flute. This was also about that time before dawn that Wasafa, Geulo, Cheesah and the three fossas were getting sexual erections in their sleep, as their penises took turns venturing out of sheath to make that proud, erotic, morning stand...the ole 'morning woody' males are so familiar with. Cheesah's penis was putting out that sex scent really strong into the living room that smells like epoxy and popcorn butter. Cheesah, like his nephew, has always been blessed with his penis having a stronger than normal sex smell. As the window fans continued humming along, the gentle night breeze continued to blow outside, and the boys still slept, and as their little pee-pees raised their heads up like startled snakes, the radio continued to play.
 http://youtube.com/watch?v=FA5eik90CKE
A few hours after everyone went to bed, the sky was starting to get light. It was soon to be the beginning of a new day, Saturday morning. Some of the boys were still having those 'morning woodies'. The sun hadn't yet come up when the next song came in on the radio in the hallway.
 http://youtube.com/watch?v=J85IoGZlvNA .
Shortly after dawn, Wasafa's female friend, Lanette Mongoose, came by as everyone was waking up. After Wasafa got up, he had to place the cover to his bed out on the back porch to be washed. A while before dawn, Wasafa got an erection dreaming about Lanette, then got to massaging his penis head in his sleep, and had a wet dream on the bedding. After Wasafa came back through his bedroom from the porch (the master bedroom has a door to the back porch and patio, and a door from the hallway), and was on his way to the living room to greet Lanette, he turned up the radio which sat on the hallway table.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H0m3Lfkzcw4 .
After the hugs, kisses and display of affection between Lanette and Wasafa near the front porch room of the house, Lanette fixed some breakfast for everyone.
During breakfast, Wasafa told Lanette what he and the boys had done to Zander Rat during the night. Lanette had known of things Dr. Zander Rat had always done, and of what he had done to Sedric. She said what Zander Rat had gotten, he had every bit of it coming.
Chessah told the others about the dream he had of seeing his deceased brother, Jorad.
"I've heard of those before. Those kind of dreams", Lanette told Cheesah. Then it got everyone's attention when Lanette continued, "Cheesah, it's a good thing you DIDN'T cross that creek with your brother. We would have found you dead this morning. In your sleep, you would have died. And you would be with your brother now. In the afterlife".
"Huh?", Tahiry Fossa asked. "You actually believe that would have happened?"
Geulo mentioned, "I was once told about dreams of falling off a cliff, or a tall building. If you don't wake up before you hit the ground, you would die in your sleep".
Wasafa added, "If you dream you see snakes, that mean someone try to hurt you".
"I've heard of that before", Haja replied.
After everyone finished breakfast, Wasafa gave everyone rides back to their homes...After which, he came back to his place and spent some intimate, quality time with Lanette.

The night didn't go so well for Zander Rat though.
That Valentine's Friday night, shortly after the boys took off from the Tropic Club parking lot, Zander was finally discovered laying on the street, in a coma, covered in his own blood, 200 meters before the railway crossing where the boys left him. He had not been laying there for very long before a night club patron and his wife found Zander when they almost ran him over with their car as they were leaving to go home.
When the couple, two otters, first noticed Zander, they had assumed he was a drunk who passed out where he was laying until they had a closer look at him. They then called for an ambulance when they thought he was a drunk who ran out into the path of a car and the driver did not stop.
Not long after paramedics and law enforcement arrived, it was determined Zander was severly beaten up, and not hit by a car...But by whom remains unsolved. And the steel pipe Geulo Genet used to beat Zander Rat's face off with wouldn't be found until much later. A large crowd soon came out from the night club, many of them who were two sheets to the wind from drinking, to gather around and see what was going on. And it didn't take long for the theories as to how it happened to begin circulating among them.
“I bet he was dragged beneath a truck for several miles. Or she. I can't tell”, a fox suggested.
“Honey, It looks more like the truck ran him over, he, she or whoever”, the fox's wife told her husband.
“I'd say it's probably a sucide attempt”, a lemur put his theory out there.
“I don't think so. Not with all THAT done to him”, a makak replied as she shugged her shoulders and held her paws outward.  
A big, half drunk, dopey bear even suggested, “Maybe he got hit by a train down at the crossing and was knocked all the way over here”.
“WHAT?! That's two hundred meters away. No one gets knocked THAT far, even by a train”, a weasel retorted to the bear.
“You would see a train stopped on the tracks if THAT were the case. They wouldn't just keep on going”, a fossa noted to the bear as Zander Rat was being loaded aboard the ambulance.
“Besides that, there would be nothing left”, the weasel added.
“There's nothing left to him as it is”, a female white wolf said as the paramedics inside the ambulance pulled the rear doors shut.
As the ambulance speed away with the siren sounding off it's sharp, lo-hi-lo-hi shrill, and the blue lights flashing into the night, a civet asked, “Hey! Wasn't he that geek rat who was in the night club a while ago?”.
“Yea! The stupid one”, a mongoose affirmed.
“Well, don't ask me. He's tore up so much, I can't tell for sure WHO he is. And there's no face left for one thing”, a panda said while the sound of the ambulance siren can still be heard going away as Zander was being rushed to the hospital.
After the ambulance had taken Zander Rat away, the show was over and everyone went back into the night club to finish “Valentine's Night Happy Hour”.
However, it was not a "Happy Valentine's Night" for Zander Rat. While the boys who beat Zander up were out cruising, and Janeeza and Sedric were having pizza, Zander was on the edge of death as he was being rushed to the hospital as fast as the ambulance driver, a wallaby, dared to drive through Salem, India as every second made a difference between life and death.
  http://youtube.com/watch?v=3XCImj05Yik
During the trip aboard the ambulance, Zander Rat had another vomiting episode, caused by shock and bleeding of the brain. Vomit shot straight up out of the mess of torn flesh and bone fragments and splatted back down all over the remains of what use to be his face. Although there was an oxygen tube inserted into the hole where Zander's snout and sinuses no longer existed, there was still a danger of him aspirating and choking on his own vomit. Members of the ambulance crew had to quickly turn Zander Rat on his side and allow the vomit to spew out onto the floor of the ambulance.
"Alcohol", a crew member said as Zander's vomit, mixed with blood, continued slapping down onto the ambulance floor, baring the smell of the Bloody Marys he had been drinking at the Tropic Club a while earlier.
"Yup. I smell it too", another crew member replied.  
A crew member then administered Promethazine injections to Zander to stop any further vomiting. Promethazine is an anti nauseate for muscular injection, and with the places that were ripped open on Zander's hide at the end of a steel pipe, a muscle was not hard to find.      

Zander Rat arrived by ambulance to the hospital shortly after midnight, still in a coma, with bleeding of the brain, and dehydrated from vomiting and loss of blood, among all the other things that were done to him. Doctors would be working on Zander Rat through out the night, with his heart having to be restarted nine times between 12:55 am and 7:46 am. Dr. Tavi Mongoose and Dr. Clyde Wolf had Emergency Room shift at the hospital that night, and Dr. Languar, Dr. Bear and several more nurses were called to the hospital to help work on Zander Rat.
“I've seen this coming for years”, Dr. Wolf said as he helped to get the gurney carrying Zander Rat off the ambulance.  “It was only a matter of time, and now, Zander finally got it”.
“Clyde, you ARE going to help us save him, right?”, Dr. Tavi Mongoose asked.
“Tavi, as much as I don't like to, I will”, Dr. Wolf answered. “It's my obligation. Like yourself, I too, am a doctor”.
“Good enough then”, Dr. Mongoose replied as they hurriedly began the long task ahead of them of putting Zander Rat back together the best they could.  In addition to Zander's heart having to be restarted nine times throughout that night, Zander had two epileptic seizures during his emergency surgery. One was at 2:03 am. It was a long duration status epilepticus seizure which had to be bought under control with Benzodiazepine injections into Zander's facial remains to get it to the brain.
During the following hour, Zander's heart had to be restarted two more times. Then at 3:17 am, Zander went into dry heaves. Fortunatly for those working on him, there was no more vomit left. The last of that had been expelled during the ambulance ride two and a half hours ago. Promethazine injections were given to stop the heaves.
Over the next hour and a half, Zander's heart had to be restarted three more times. Then at 4:56 am, Zander had the 2nd long duration status epilepticus seizure, which was also bought under control with Benzodiazepine injections into where his face no longer was.
The hours were taking a toll on the doctors and nurses as well. By 9:40 Saturday morning, they had been working on Zander Rat for over nine hours. Dr. Wolf had been awake for over 24 hours and had to be relieved by one of the doctors who had come on emergency room shift that morning. It wasn't long after that, Dr. Languar felt fatigued and she had go to the doctors lounge where Dr. Wolf was already asleep.  
Zander was worked on for fourteen hours going to 2:17 in the afternoon, Saturday, before the work on him in the emergengy room was done. Dr. Tavi Mongoose and Nurse Sheryl Fox were among those who stayed with the team working on Zander Rat the entire fourteen hours from the time he arrived in the ambulance until the emergency room work was completed. Both Dr. Mongoose and Nurse Fox had to sleep a while in the doctors lounge before they could stay awake enough to drive home.
 From the emergency room, Zander Rat was taken to O. R. to complete the remaining surgery that didn't require emergecy room treatment. It was in O. R., Zander received liver and pancreas transplants that had been flown in from Mumbai a few hours earlier. However, donated rat kidneys could not be located, and Zander would have to be on dialysis. About half an hour before midnight, Saturday, Zander was finally moved to intensive care, which was twenty four hours after Cheesah, Habbar and the other boys had pulverized him out in the street near the Tropic Club the Friday night before.  

Zander's condition read like a long grocery list:
*Zander was still in a deep coma with brain and spinal trauma after being in shock.
*His left eye had to be removed.
*His colon and large intestine had to be removed and a place provided for a poop bag.
*His bladder had to be removed and a place provided for a pee bag.
*His right foot and two thirds of his tail had to be removed where Wasafa drove over it.
*His penis and remaining testicle had to be removed...The former Dr. Zander Rat is now Eunuch Zander Rat.
*He has to be on dialysis until donated rat kidneys became available. And there was no telling how long that would take. One kidney had to be removed, and the one that was left was working at only 15%.
*His tongue, nose and an ear are gone.
*His lower half of his mouth had to be removed the rest of the way, and the remnants of his pulverized snout had to be removed back almost flush with his head. Doctors had to form up a crater shaped hole in the center of where his face was for a breathing hole.
*They had to construct a small hole, shaped like the stub of a tube, above his neck to replace his mouth so he can make vocal sounds.
*A stomach tube was installed because his esophagus was destroyed...Zander would eat through a tube in his chest for the rest of his life, if he comes out the coma.
*It was suspected he has brain damage...His doctor days are over. In fact, doctors weren't sure at the time Zander arrived that he wasn't already a brain dead "vegetable". However, the fact that Zander had two epileptic seizures while he was in E. R. indicated there had to be some brain activity still going on.
*Almost every bone in his body was broken including his pelvis.
*His back was broken in three places.
*His spleen and gall bladder had to be removed.
*He had to receive liver and pancreas transplants...The replacement organs had to be immediately flown in, top priority, from the city of Mumbai.  
*Damage sustained to his aorta almost instantly killed him.  
*Blood vessels had to be stinted and rerouted.
*A few artificial joints had to be installed along with plates, bolts, nuts and pins throughout his body...It was said that Zander Rat has more nuts and bolts in him than a hardware store has.
*His skull had to be rebuilt, including with a plate around the area where his left eye socket was crushed.
*His stomach was ruptured to where a third of it had to be removed
*He will barely be able to use one paw and have no use out of the other paw...A few fingers even had to be removed.
*Grafts had to be taken to reconstruct a layer of hide where most of his face use to be. If Zander makes it out of the coma, he will remember that 30 inch long steel pipe very well, along with the word "novamente". Zander may never know what "novamente" means in Portuguese, but that word will always stick with him in a bad way.
*He had to have stitches literally all over his body. His body looked like Frankenstein and the reconstructed replacement for his face will always look worse than a Picasso for the rest of his life. The only original face left is around his right eye, forehead and around to his right ear. The rest of Zander's face was gone.
*His lungs were so badly damaged, he'll be on oxygen for life.
*He'll be in a wheel chair for life, if he makes it out of the coma.
*It's a wonder Zander Rat was even still alive. By all counts, he should have been dead several times over.
*Plus he developed a staff infection a few days after he was moved to intensive care. The infection presented a whole new set of problems until it finally cleared up: To little antibiotics, and Zander Rat dies of the staff infection. To much antibiotics would counteract the immune inhibitor, thus causing Zander's body to reject the transplanted liver and pancreas he had to receive.

Cheesah Meerkat, Habbar Fossa and the boys really fixed Zander Rat this time. They succeeded in doing what Dr. Wolf, Dr. Mongoose and others have been trying to do for a long time...shut down Dr. Rat for good. The beating Cheesah Meerkat gave Zander Rat back before Christmas should have been taken as a warning.

Zander's own family back in Egypt has no idea what happened to him, as they never stayed in touch for years. And with the way Zander treated his family about the distribution of his dad's estate back in 2005, they wouldn't give a damn if they did know.

And medical problems weren't Zander's only concern...that is if he awakes from the coma. There is the matter of the report filed with the hospital administration a week earlier by Dr. Tavi Mongoose against Dr. Zander Rat for abusing his powers of prescription authorization. The investigation, that resulted from Tavi turning Zander in, produced enough evidence to convict Zander on multiple felony prescription fraud charges, as a doctor, for pawing out drug prescriptions to his so called patients like they were candy coupons. If Zander gets out of the hospital, its straight to the zoo (jail).        

Nurse Janie Squirrel and Zella Gerbil had to find other jobs. They certainly don't work for Zander Rat anymore. Nurse Janie Squirrel and Zella Gerbil had been questioned by authorities about Zander Rat's prescription fraud activities, but they told them that they didn't know anything about it.
And Zander's former "druggie patients" had to scramble around town to seek another crooked doctor who would keep them supplied with the drugs they were addicted to.

As for former Dr. Zander Iscelberg Rat's office of medical practice, it was seized by authorities, along with all records being seized, and all the controlled substances removed from the premises, When the store front that Zander Rat use to rent was turned back to the landlord's control, a 40 cubic yard, roll-back trash container was dropped off for the rest of the contents, including expensive medical equipment.
A month an a half later, around the end of March, a bar and game room opened for business where Zander Rat's doctor's office use to be...
...Now that old, late 1950s style, ratty strip mall consisted of the two bail bonds agencies, the claw manicure salon, and a bar 'n' game room, along with the vacant store fronts that weren't being rented out....Needless to say, Yvonne Poodle, who owned the claw manicure salon, was happy to see Zander and his so called medical practice go for good after 22 years of putting up with hearing the drama sounding off through the walls, and freaking out her customers.
It would be sometime in the year 2019 that ratty, old strip mall would eventually be condemned and torn down...That would be five years past the time this story took place...By then, that old strip mall will be 62 years old.    

In April 2014, two months after Cheesah and the other boys pulverized Zander, and while Zander was still in a coma, Zander's home was foreclosed on with that loan he took out from Quick Cash in Paw. "Big Eddie" Warthog owns Zander's home now.

Zander's 1954 Lancia Aurelia had been completely restored. But being that Zander won't be picking it up in 90 days, Chariots of Fire Customs and Classics will have to sell it...Car like that ought to bring a good price.
As for Zander Rat's Dodge Viper, it was towed the day after the night the boys fixed Zander. By now the storage fees on it are astronomically high. It will eventually end up in a dealers only auto auction. In the condition it's in, it is just about totaled. The engine is destroyed from the Comet cleanser that Cheesah Meerkat had poured into the throttle body while Zander was still in the Tropic Club. There's rat poop mashed into the seat upholstery. And the windshield frame is smashed downward from where Geulo Genet slammed the Hell out of it with the steel pipe. Who ever successfully bids on it will most likely use it for parts.

At 30 minutes past midnight and during the predawn hours on that night at the end of Valentine's Day, 2014, various anthro-animals spent that time different ways:

Cheesah, Geulo, Wasafa, Tahiry, Habbar and Haja - Cruising in the car, pacing with a train, stopping at an all night drive-in, having a game of kick sac, then sleeping over at Wasafa's house...Not the kind of night Zander Rat had.

Janeeza (Cheesah's female friend) and Sedric (Guelo's cub brother) - Having some pizza at a late night pizza restaurant. Janeeza had mentioned stretching and surgical restoration options to Sedric that would get him a sheath back over his penis again. Sedric felt so much better about hearing that, but for the time being, Sedric's little pee-pee would have to continually stick out like it's always saying "hello" to everyone. Janeeza later took Sedric home to his parents, then slept over at Zhang and Annika's house when she returned their Land Rover to them...Not the kind of night Zander Rat had.

Zander Rat - While the boys who pulverized Zander were going about their night activities, and Janeeza and Sedric were having pizza, Zander was barely clinging to life in a hospital emergency room, in a coma, with his body messed up beyond belief. It was fourteen hours that doctors spent putting Zander back together the best they could. Zander was out of ER at around 2:00 in the afternoon...THAT'S the kind of night Zander Rat had.  
Zander Rat should have left little Sedric Genet's pee-pee alone. Zander should have kept his "PAWS OFF!"  


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This story closes with an Indian instrumental that has a really nice melody to it http://youtube.com/watch?v=_Xm7vFaBP5E .



        



  
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