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It is the year 1919 and Dr. Mushkovitz has just found a map purporting to lead to an ancient treasure hidden deep within the catacombs of Damascus.\n\nShe arrives in the ancient city to discover chaos in the streets. The Ottoman Empire is collapsing and the local people are protesting the government. Never the type to let good civil unrest go to waste Dr. Mushkovitz sneaks past a security checkpoint and into the ancient royal gardens of the Ottoman Sultan's palace. \n\nThe map leads her to a fountain and upon her pulling the outstretched leg of a stone figure, a stone spiral staircase lowers from the center down to a mysterious underground passage. Dr. Mushkovitz climbs down the stairs getting completely soaked from the water of the still flowing fountain. Dressed lightly for the intense heat of the desert environment Dr. Mushkovitz's white shirt becomes translucent from the wetness and clings to her voluptuous chest. \n\nThe chamber at the bottom of the stairs is cold and dark. The doctor blushes as she feels her nipples getting hard and stiff from the cold air. \n\n\"Now's not the time to worry about such trivialities as stiff nipples,\" said the doctor to herself, \"now is the time for archaeology!\"\n\nDr. Mushkovitz walked down a long passage. As she got further and further along she began noticing disarticulated bones scattered along the ground. \n\n\"It must be some type of catacomb or burial chamber,\" she said hesitantly to herself.\n\nBut then she began noticing all the skeletons had their skulls broken with some even having long arrows pierced through them. \n\n\"Only a little further.\"\n\nShe looked at her map with a magnifying glass. A small \"X\" marked a spot at the end of a passageway. \n\n\"This must be where the treasure is hidden, just down this last stretch of hallway!\"\n\nDr. Mushkovitz then noticed a tattered sign on the wall to her right. There was an arrow on it and the words \"THIS WAY TO THE TREASURE ROOM! ABSOLUTELY SAFE! NO TRAPS!\"\n\nDirectly infront of the sign were several skulls and a scattering of arrows all deeply embedded into the floor at an angle. \n\n\"Well seems safe to me!\" \n\nDr. Mushkovitz walked confidently past the skulls and arrows. Suddenly she felt a stone beneath her foot give way and a series of holes in the wall began whistling with the sound of rushing air. Several arrows plopped harmlessly out of the wall and onto the floor, their speed of exit akin to an infant trying to throw a baseball for the first time. \n\nDr. Mushkovitz continued on her way when another stone gave way beneath her foot. A series of giant metal gears turned violently and then a massive trap door opened up on the ceiling. Dr. Mushkovitz clenched her eyes and teeth bracing for whatever was about to be released. Then suddenly a small pebble dropped from the ceiling and onto her head. It bounced harmlessly off her hair and rolled into a drain. An audible \"plop\" then echoed from the drain as the pebble breached a shallow collection of water therein. \n\nThe doctor continued on her way when at last she came upon a large gilded door encrusted in gems. A massive knocker in the form of lion's head graced the front. She took the knocker in hand and struck the door three times. The sound echoed throughout the chamber. \n\n\"Who dares knock upon my chamber door?\" Thundered a deep booming voice. \n\nDr. Mushkovitz stepped back and looked up as a ghostly projection of a lion's face materialized above her.\n\n\"It-it is I, Dr. Mushkovitz, professor of Archaeology form Mangebridge University. I seek to gather knowledge and nothing more!\"\n\nThe apparition laughed. \n\n\"Ah ha ha ha haa!\" \n\nDirt and dust fell from the walls and filled the air from the intense noise of the ghostly lion's laugh. \n\n\"If knowledge is all you seek I will open this door complete, just answer this riddle hence: Half past nine the rooster's sight, crow and cackle a hen's delight, six or five, one just might, but tell me, which one's wright? \n\nDr. Wholesy scratched her head.\n\n\"Um...\"\n\nThe lion ghost smiled. \n\n\"Answer soon or no room!\"\n\nThe doctor looked at the map. She flipped it all different ways looking for any clues. Then she saw it, the answer to the lion's riddle written in pencil. \n\n\"I know the answer,\" she said, \"half past nine is not the time but the direction in which the rooster is looking, the \"crow\" is the sound the rooster makes while the \"cackle\" is that of the hen. The rooster saw the hen at half past nine and mated with her \"a hen's delight\". Six or five is the number of eggs the hen will lay and \"one just might\" hatch. As for which one's right, you actually said \"which ones write?\" So the answer to the riddle is none, since chickens can't write.\"\n\nThe ghostly lion frowned. \n\n\"Wrong! That wasn't even a riddle, it was just complete jibberish I made up randomly! There is no answer! Hahaha!\"\n\nDr. Mushkovitz frowned. \n\n\"Well my answer was \"none\" so I am still right!\"\n\nThe lion stopped laughing. \n\n\"Okay fine, but I'm still not letting you in.\"\n\nDr. Mushkovitz tore open her shirt and let her massive tits hang out for the lion to see. \n\n\"Dang! First time... in 1,500 years... okay you can go in.\"\n\nThe massive door creaked opened and the ghostly lion disappeared. \n\nDr. Mushkovitz buttoned up her shirt as she walked into the chamber beyond the door. \n\n\"Oh my goodness...,\" she said, \"how- how could this be?\"\n\n(To be continued...)","description_bbcode_parsed":"Once again we join our heroine the great Dr.  Adriana Mushkovitz in her adventures of discovery. It is the year 1919 and Dr. Mushkovitz has just found a map purporting to lead to an ancient treasure hidden deep within the catacombs of Damascus.

She arrives in the ancient city to discover chaos in the streets. The Ottoman Empire is collapsing and the local people are protesting the government. Never the type to let good civil unrest go to waste Dr. Mushkovitz sneaks past a security checkpoint and into the ancient royal gardens of the Ottoman Sultan's palace.

The map leads her to a fountain and upon her pulling the outstretched leg of a stone figure, a stone spiral staircase lowers from the center down to a mysterious underground passage. Dr. Mushkovitz climbs down the stairs getting completely soaked from the water of the still flowing fountain. Dressed lightly for the intense heat of the desert environment Dr. Mushkovitz's white shirt becomes translucent from the wetness and clings to her voluptuous chest.

The chamber at the bottom of the stairs is cold and dark. The doctor blushes as she feels her nipples getting hard and stiff from the cold air.

"Now's not the time to worry about such trivialities as stiff nipples," said the doctor to herself, "now is the time for archaeology!"

Dr. Mushkovitz walked down a long passage. As she got further and further along she began noticing disarticulated bones scattered along the ground.

"It must be some type of catacomb or burial chamber," she said hesitantly to herself.

But then she began noticing all the skeletons had their skulls broken with some even having long arrows pierced through them.

"Only a little further."

She looked at her map with a magnifying glass. A small "X" marked a spot at the end of a passageway.

"This must be where the treasure is hidden, just down this last stretch of hallway!"

Dr. Mushkovitz then noticed a tattered sign on the wall to her right. There was an arrow on it and the words "THIS WAY TO THE TREASURE ROOM! ABSOLUTELY SAFE! NO TRAPS!"

Directly infront of the sign were several skulls and a scattering of arrows all deeply embedded into the floor at an angle.

"Well seems safe to me!"

Dr. Mushkovitz walked confidently past the skulls and arrows. Suddenly she felt a stone beneath her foot give way and a series of holes in the wall began whistling with the sound of rushing air. Several arrows plopped harmlessly out of the wall and onto the floor, their speed of exit akin to an infant trying to throw a baseball for the first time.

Dr. Mushkovitz continued on her way when another stone gave way beneath her foot. A series of giant metal gears turned violently and then a massive trap door opened up on the ceiling. Dr. Mushkovitz clenched her eyes and teeth bracing for whatever was about to be released. Then suddenly a small pebble dropped from the ceiling and onto her head. It bounced harmlessly off her hair and rolled into a drain. An audible "plop" then echoed from the drain as the pebble breached a shallow collection of water therein.

The doctor continued on her way when at last she came upon a large gilded door encrusted in gems. A massive knocker in the form of lion's head graced the front. She took the knocker in hand and struck the door three times. The sound echoed throughout the chamber.

"Who dares knock upon my chamber door?" Thundered a deep booming voice.

Dr. Mushkovitz stepped back and looked up as a ghostly projection of a lion's face materialized above her.

"It-it is I, Dr. Mushkovitz, professor of Archaeology form Mangebridge University. I seek to gather knowledge and nothing more!"

The apparition laughed.

"Ah ha ha ha haa!"

Dirt and dust fell from the walls and filled the air from the intense noise of the ghostly lion's laugh.

"If knowledge is all you seek I will open this door complete, just answer this riddle hence: Half past nine the rooster's sight, crow and cackle a hen's delight, six or five, one just might, but tell me, which one's wright?

Dr. Wholesy scratched her head.

"Um..."

The lion ghost smiled.

"Answer soon or no room!"

The doctor looked at the map. She flipped it all different ways looking for any clues. Then she saw it, the answer to the lion's riddle written in pencil.

"I know the answer," she said, "half past nine is not the time but the direction in which the rooster is looking, the "crow" is the sound the rooster makes while the "cackle" is that of the hen. The rooster saw the hen at half past nine and mated with her "a hen's delight". Six or five is the number of eggs the hen will lay and "one just might" hatch. As for which one's right, you actually said "which ones write?" So the answer to the riddle is none, since chickens can't write."

The ghostly lion frowned.

"Wrong! That wasn't even a riddle, it was just complete jibberish I made up randomly! There is no answer! Hahaha!"

Dr. Mushkovitz frowned.

"Well my answer was "none" so I am still right!"

The lion stopped laughing.

"Okay fine, but I'm still not letting you in."

Dr. Mushkovitz tore open her shirt and let her massive tits hang out for the lion to see.

"Dang! First time... in 1,500 years... okay you can go in."

The massive door creaked opened and the ghostly lion disappeared.

Dr. Mushkovitz buttoned up her shirt as she walked into the chamber beyond the door.

"Oh my goodness...," she said, "how- how could this be?"

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