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The safety training for the hospital staff clearly states that, if an individual appears to be a danger, DO NOT attempt to physically impede them. Move away and notify security.
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To her, it felt as if time had slowed to a crawl. The pain had yet to register in her brain, but she knew what had happened. All she could muster was a quiet, "Guh?"
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I haven't done one of these "story time" things in a while. I really like doing them. They let me get some of those ideas out that I really don't know if they're worth spending more time on.
Kinda dark, I know. This is me trying to be "dramatic." Part of me thought, "LOL This should totally be what happens during the Sleepover comic! That'd be a great hook for a sequel!" And while I really, REALLY like this sorta dark themed stuff, I don't feel I could write something so... Terrible.
So yeah, this is a thing. Enjoy.
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My apologies to anyone who might have been upset by the content of this. I could have sworn I ticked the "violence" rating when I was clicking through to post this. It was late for me and I guess I wasn't paying attention.",
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