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They, alone, are worth the price of admission. \n\n\n[i]M. Mitchell Marmel: [url=http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5072089/]http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5072089/[/url]\nM. Mitchell Marmel: Dusty asked me to edit out the pillow, which I'm doing.\nEric Costello: Ahhh.\nM. Mitchell Marmel: It's good being a image manipulator, I tell you.\nEric Costello: Have you got rid of Comissar Yezhov yet?\nM. Mitchell Marmel: Art takes time, tovarich.\nEric Costello: [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikolai_Yezhov]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikolai_Yezhov[/url]\nEric Costello: Middle right.\nM. Mitchell Marmel: And that's pre-Photoshop. Not bad atall.\nEric Costello: You can tell, though; the airbrushing is pretty crude.\nEric Costello: That's the most notorious case of unpersoning.\nM. Mitchell Marmel: Yus.\nM. Mitchell Marmel: They can do much better nowadays.\nEric Costello: Dangerously so.\nM. Mitchell Marmel: There were other cases where out-of-favour Party members were removed from May Day portraits.\nEric Costello: I figure, though, with today's technology, instead of Yezhov, they'd have put Tali in there.\nM. Mitchell Marmel: Well, wouldn't YOU?\nM. Mitchell Marmel: Hmmm. Should I?\nEric Costello: Don't know how many would get the joke, but...!\nM. Mitchell Marmel: (evil grin)\nM. Mitchell Marmel: Heh. Well, if I include the \"before\"... ;D\nEric Costello: Of course.\nEric Costello: \"Lose the cat babe, she's bourgeois -- J.V.S.\"\nM. Mitchell Marmel: (snickers evilly)\nEric Costello: \"She needs bigger tits! - Molotov\"\nEric Costello: \"You need bigger tits.\" - Voroshilov.\nM. Mitchell Marmel: LMAO!\nEric Costello: \":) - Krushchev\"\nEric Costello: \"WTF is that? -- Mikoyan\"\nEric Costello: \"WTF is WTF?\" -- JVS\nM. Mitchell Marmel: Oh, this MUST be done, now. \nEric Costello: And thus the explanation for why planning for the Winter War in '39 was so shitty. The Politburo was too wrapped in cat babes.\nM. Mitchell Marmel: (cackles)\nEric Costello: Recently unearthed from the archives by Dr. Hugo Quackenbush.\nM. Mitchell Marmel: Indeed.\nM. Mitchell Marmel: (cackles as he fits Tali into the Stalin pic)\nM. Mitchell Marmel: poland_tali_yezhov.png\nEric Costello: What disturbs me is that Molotov is looking right at her.\nM. Mitchell Marmel: Next, I'll import the \"before\" pic, and add your paste-on notes...\nM. Mitchell Marmel: Well, wouldn't YOU?\nEric Costello: Well, ol' Iosif is a man of steel for not looking straight at a naked catfemme a few feet from him.\nM. Mitchell Marmel: Hee-hee-hee!\nEric Costello: I mean, with that cold weather, aren't her you know what going to stand out?\nM. Mitchell Marmel: But of course![/i]\n\nAnd now you know how some of these loony images are born. \n\nScript by [url=https://www.furaffinity.net/user/eocostello] eocostello[/url]. Compositing and Tali © moi. Tali pic by [url=https://www.furaffinity.net/user/poland] poland[/url].Original photo from Soviet archives.","description_bbcode_parsed":"<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>On January 11, 2011, this image was unleashed upon an unsuspecting word...<br /><br /><a href=\"https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5074785/\" rel=\"nofollow\">https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5074785/</a> Be sure to read the comments.&nbsp;&nbsp;They, alone, are worth the price of admission. <br /><br /><br /><em>M. Mitchell Marmel: <a href=\"http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5072089/\" rel=\"nofollow\">http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5072089/</a><br />M. Mitchell Marmel: Dusty asked me to edit out the pillow, which I&#039;m doing.<br />Eric Costello: Ahhh.<br />M. Mitchell Marmel: It&#039;s good being a image manipulator, I tell you.<br />Eric Costello: Have you got rid of Comissar Yezhov yet?<br />M. Mitchell Marmel: Art takes time, tovarich.<br />Eric Costello: <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikolai_Yezhov\" rel=\"nofollow\">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikolai_Yezhov</a><br />Eric Costello: Middle right.<br />M. Mitchell Marmel: And that&#039;s pre-Photoshop. Not bad atall.<br />Eric Costello: You can tell, though; the airbrushing is pretty crude.<br />Eric Costello: That&#039;s the most notorious case of unpersoning.<br />M. Mitchell Marmel: Yus.<br />M. Mitchell Marmel: They can do much better nowadays.<br />Eric Costello: Dangerously so.<br />M. Mitchell Marmel: There were other cases where out-of-favour Party members were removed from May Day portraits.<br />Eric Costello: I figure, though, with today&#039;s technology, instead of Yezhov, they&#039;d have put Tali in there.<br />M. Mitchell Marmel: Well, wouldn&#039;t YOU?<br />M. Mitchell Marmel: Hmmm. Should I?<br />Eric Costello: Don&#039;t know how many would get the joke, but...!<br />M. Mitchell Marmel: (evil grin)<br />M. Mitchell Marmel: Heh. Well, if I include the &quot;before&quot;... ;D<br />Eric Costello: Of course.<br />Eric Costello: &quot;Lose the cat babe, she&#039;s bourgeois -- J.V.S.&quot;<br />M. Mitchell Marmel: (snickers evilly)<br />Eric Costello: &quot;She needs bigger tits! - Molotov&quot;<br />Eric Costello: &quot;You need bigger tits.&quot; - Voroshilov.<br />M. Mitchell Marmel: LMAO!<br />Eric Costello: &quot;:) - Krushchev&quot;<br />Eric Costello: &quot;WTF is that? -- Mikoyan&quot;<br />Eric Costello: &quot;WTF is WTF?&quot; -- JVS<br />M. Mitchell Marmel: Oh, this MUST be done, now. <br />Eric Costello: And thus the explanation for why planning for the Winter War in &#039;39 was so shitty. The Politburo was too wrapped in cat babes.<br />M. Mitchell Marmel: (cackles)<br />Eric Costello: Recently unearthed from the archives by Dr. Hugo Quackenbush.<br />M. Mitchell Marmel: Indeed.<br />M. Mitchell Marmel: (cackles as he fits Tali into the Stalin pic)<br />M. Mitchell Marmel: poland_tali_yezhov.png<br />Eric Costello: What disturbs me is that Molotov is looking right at her.<br />M. Mitchell Marmel: Next, I&#039;ll import the &quot;before&quot; pic, and add your paste-on notes...<br />M. Mitchell Marmel: Well, wouldn&#039;t YOU?<br />Eric Costello: Well, ol&#039; Iosif is a man of steel for not looking straight at a naked catfemme a few feet from him.<br />M. Mitchell Marmel: Hee-hee-hee!<br />Eric Costello: I mean, with that cold weather, aren&#039;t her you know what going to stand out?<br />M. Mitchell Marmel: But of course!</em><br /><br />And now you know how some of these loony images are born. <br /><br />Script by <a href=\"https://www.furaffinity.net/user/eocostello\" rel=\"nofollow\"> eocostello</a>. Compositing and Tali &copy; moi. 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