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Ingredients:  
1 can SPAM
1 can beans (vegetarian or pork and beans are fine)

Slice SPAM into precisely 11 pieces, otherwise it isn't nearly so funny.  Brown SPAM in saucepot or frying pan until well browned on both sides.  Add beans and stir until beans are well heated.  Arrange on plate from defunct luxury hotel from Philadelphia.  Serve.  

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