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But in this case, I was provoked.\n\nIt has become customary to wrap up MFM with dinner at a nearby Japanese restaurant. The place has excellent food, and normally fast and precise service.\n\nNot Sunday night.\n\nAfter one and a half hours (90 minutes!) without food, I had had quite enough.\n\nTime for me to release my Inner Bastard.\n\nSo I stood up and brought my voice up to what I call Level Two Public Nuisance, and said distinctly:\n\n\"MANAGER. I WILL SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER. NOW.\"\n\nAnd sat back down to stunned silence.\n\nOne patron, obviously in his cups, was the only person to express offense (apart from some woman who merely muttered something about calling the police, which never happened). 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https://www.furaffinity.net/view/11593425/

[quote]To my credit, I don't have many of these. But in this case, I was provoked.

It has become customary to wrap up MFM with dinner at a nearby Japanese restaurant. The place has excellent food, and normally fast and precise service.

Not Sunday night.

After one and a half hours (90 minutes!) without food, I had had quite enough.

Time for me to release my Inner Bastard.

So I stood up and brought my voice up to what I call Level Two Public Nuisance, and said distinctly:

"MANAGER. I WILL SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER. NOW."

And sat back down to stunned silence.

One patron, obviously in his cups, was the only person to express offense (apart from some woman who merely muttered something about calling the police, which never happened). I apologized to that fellow, and only him.

Dinner arrived with greater speed, and the rest of the table was served.

There are only two drawbacks to this episode:

1) having to put up with Groat lecturing me about tact, and

2) the likelihood that my outburst has already entered the con's institutional folklore.

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