CHAPTER 1 [WIP]

"Something for me?" I asked the tall, sandy-yellow dingo standing in my front door frame. "Why else would i be here?" The postie said as he handed me a blue, cube-shaped package. I opened it revealing lots of foam 'Twisties'. "Did they have to?" I sighed, sifting through them all. I fished out a small bit of lined paper, about A5 size, I turned it around the right way and started to read:
 'I have invited you to my show, please come, dress however you want and bring cookies!!! :) - J.D ICE'
I fished around in the package again, I found a ticket to the show, a V.I.P pass, a plane ticket booked for tomorrow and $500 AUD spending money in cash. "Wow somebody loves you!" The postie said staring at the greenbacks in my hand. "Uuhm... tip?" He asked, hand out. "Hmm... maaabie" I said sliding the green down my pants. "Err... i could... Not, have tip i guess" He said quickly,  frowning. "I'll... Err... I'll just go now...” He almost tripped on the footpath heading towards his van. I pulled the cash out of my pants and chuckled, "Wimp" I said to myself. I closed the door and walked to the kitchen, "'Welcome To Facebook' am I going to eat?" I asked myself, opening the fridge. "Oh yummy! Fridge smell!" I sighed sarcastically. "FOOOOOOD!!!" I whined, picking up my phone. 1...8...0...0...P-I-Z-Z-A-H-U-T, I knew it wasn't the best option... light on toppings... Incredibly overpriced... but good crust. 

48 mins later I heard the doorbell ring, I opened the door revealing the same yellow dingo from before. "What the shit?" I said, surprised to see him again. "Huh?" He said, confused. "Do you have two jobs?" I asked, just as confused used as he was. "Oh i see," He said understanding my confusion. "You must have met my brother" He said. "He warned me about you, said you put your money where your brain is..." He trailed off waiting for me to say something. "Guess where your money is" I said smiling. "In ya pants" He giggled. "Now why would you think that?" I smiled handing him the money. "See it was in my pocket" I said sticking my tongue out at him. "But your tip is!" I giggled, bending my hips forward. "Gunna chicken-out like your brother?" "Im not gay or anything but..." He said slowly reaching for me. I quickly grabbed his outstreached arm and pulled him to me, close, I pushed him against the
wall and pressed my lips to his. He wrigled around trying to get away so I pushed my tongue deep inside, he stopped squirming and pushed back. He moaned,the vibration making me tingle all over. He pushed me to the floor and continued to makeout. "Ooh!" I said as something wet touched my belly. I looked down and saw a little puddle of pre and a long string connected to his head, just poking out the top of his shorts. His? He? Him? Who is he? "Whats your name?" I asked. "Blue," He replyed. "Blue Marr". "Original" I said frowning. [End]