W: (I was relaxing in a swamp, up to my shoulders in mud) ahh...

L: You hear a rush of air as a mostly green chinese dragon, roughly 4 or 5 feet long, floats down next to you. "Um... Hi. Are you okay with sharing this spot?"

W: of course

L: The dragon settles into the mud next to you. "Thanks. A good mud bath every now and then is nice, huh?"

W: Sure does. Im William, by the way

L: "I'm Cirrus." The dragon shifts in the mud a bit to better relax.

W: Cirrus. I remember you, Lenn told me about your water inflation kink

L: He blushes a bit. "Ah... Yeah, that's something I'm into."

W: I can help you find out your limit on how much water you can drink at once

L: "I mean, I'd like to find that out someday, but the thing is..." Cirrus floats some distance above you, and is then surrounded by mist for a moment. When it clears, he's *enormous*, 10 times his previous size. "This is how big I normally am. I know my capacity with other sizes I can be, but not like this, and it's gonna take a *lot* of water to get there."

W: well, I have a 5,000 gallon tank of apple juice that has fermented for weeks and needs emptying. can you help?

L: "Sure, where's it at? I bet there's a decent chance I could drink the whole thing!"

W: ( carefully pulls myself out ) i'll show you

L: Cirrus follows you to the tank. "...I *think* I can handle this, but it might be a bit close."

W: just know, you're gonna get really drunk and have lots of gas in you as fermented apple juice has alcohol and CO2 in it

L: "Should be fine, it takes a lot to get me drunk. Have you got a hose or something, or do you just want to open up the top so I can drink directly?"

W: ( hands you a hose ) It's directly connected to the tank.

L: "Right, whenever you're ready." Cirrus puts the end of the hose in his mouth.

W: ( I flip the valve )

L: Apple juice starts flowing into Cirrus' mouth, and he starts drinking. For a while, nothing seems to happen other than the tank slowly emptying out, but you soon see the dragon's belly start to bulge out.

W: if you don't mind, I'd like to rub your belly as it swells

L: Cirrus nods, and lays down on his side so you can reach his slowly expanding belly.

W: ( I rub it as it swells )

L: The dragon smiles and looks over at the tank, still with about 2 thirds of its contents to go. Even with this much apple juice in him, he still feels fine for now.

W: ( steadily walks back to compensate for the inflating belly )

L: With his belly several feet wider than usual, all the juice Cirrus is drinking finally starts to make him a bit dizzy, though he continues happily gulping regardless.

W: wow, i'm impressed

L: He smiles at you and closes his eyes, enjoying the bellyrub and the cool juice continuing to fill his stomach.

W: (Soon, the tank is empty)

L: After confirming nothing more is coming, Cirrus lets the hose drop from his mouth and gives a long burp without thinking. "O-oh, ss...'sscuse me." It's clear he has indeed gotten drunk off the apple juice.

W: 5,000 gallons, that has got to be a new personal best

L: "Heh... Thhink so... *hic*... D-don't remmember drinking that much before..."

W: You're probably going beat your personal best for the drunkest you've ever been soon

L: "P-probably... Nnot usually a ffan of drinking... *hic*"

W: I can relate

L: Cirrus pushes a bit at his newly-enormous belly. "Bet I could sstill hold more... Th-this is fine for now, thhough..."

W: Ok, (helps you inside my house)

L: "Ah... D-don't think I'm gonna *hic* g-get far in here..." Cirrus only manages to get about 10 feet inside before his belly stops any progress, squishing against the door frame. "Yyeah, there it is..."

W: (Pushes against Cirrus, he quickly pops through my door)

W: there, that did it

L: "Damn, yyou're strong..." Cirrus pulls the rest of his body inside, trying his best to not press on anything.

W: ( helps you onto a soft carpet )

L: "Thhanks... Y-yeah, maybe I can jjust... *hic* Relax ffor a bit..." The dragon curls up on the carpet.

W: rest up. you did good

L: Cirrus nods, and closes his eyes. Before too long, you can tell he's fallen asleep.

W: he's gonna get a massive hangover