Ok, so before I start, let me say that my mom is creeping on me right now, so I'm trying to keep this short ._.  
Yes, mom, you can leave my dominion. 


OK, Here's ya storieh :D  -

I really didn't know what to say. She was seriousley sooooo000oooOOOooo000 hawt it was just leik "Hory Sheeetttt" She made my pee pee go 'Da Doing Doing Doing' (lol Eminem ref.) And so I went up to hurr and was leik, "YAAAWWW BISHHH WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUPPPP?" And she wuz leik, "WHY U NO GET DE B00000NURRRR?" And I'm leik, "LOLOLOLOLWUTTTTTT?" And she leik, "BITTTT D:< U NO GET LONGGGGGgggggggggGGGGGGG PEEEEE PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeEE." So I was leik, "WTF BITCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY U NO GETTADA H000000wnaaayyyy?" And she leik, "ImmmmmmmmMMa durrrr Lesbooo000oooin." So i leik,"Go mak3 out wiffffffF dat durr chick (it was actually a chick(en), lol)" And so00 she leik "KK Asssshhhhhooooleee, I wirrr! :D" So she totally nailed the bit where it hurt, and den they just totally started making owt riteee in frunnnnntttt of me, and I wuzzz leik, "HORRRY SHEET!" 
The End. 
LOL (What? I was bored as shitttttt boi XD)