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So, ma’s finally got a house set up and everything is final.  I’m movin to Marblecliff!  So heres the question… What kind of classic cars can I expect to find in New Hampshire?  I know back home it’s hard findin anythin sides a flippin dodge, so…?\n\n>>\n[center]  Anonymous 05/16/14(Fri)10:33:07 No.10311937▶\n>>10311941 >>10311944 >>10312058[/center]\nFile: dog_chicks.jpg (65 KB, 497x666)\n\n>>10311933 (OP)\n>New Hampshire\n\nGoddamn why do you wanna move up there *retch*\n\n>>\n[center]  hardtop 05/16/14(Fri)10:34:37 No.10311941▶\n>>10311945[/center]\n>>10311937\nHave to.  mom’s dead set on putting me in some rich-kid school up there.  \n\n>>\n[center]  Mcdoomy83 05/16/14(Fri)10:35:25 No.10311943▶\n>>10311956[/center]\nYour mom still trucking?  what’re you gonna do when she’s gone?\n\nAlso, to answer your queston, i’ve got no idea.  So-Cal boy here.  \n\n>>\n[center]  Anonymous 05/16/14(Fri)10:35:45 No.10311944▶\n>>10311956 >>10311961[/center]\n>>10311937\ngo suck a dick.  WILDCATS!  \n\n>>\n[center]  hardtop 05/16/14(Fri)10:36:43 No.10311945▶\n>>10311956[/center]\n>>10311941\nYeah, so she’s gettin a house there, i’m gonna be alone there like, 8 months out of the year. And i need a car.  she’s giving me $3k to get a DD and i want something that’s not as shitty\n\n>>\n[center]  Old_Man_Winter 05/16/14(Fri)10:39:29 No.10311955▶\n>>10311969[/center]\nthe closer you are to the big ports the more foreign cars you’ll find.  I’d just look around.  A Peugeot?  Or maybe some old jap car?  The problem is you need to find a shell.  those things were crap in pretty much every way, so you need to find something you can put a new motor/etc in without feeling guilty.\n\nmy ten cents\n\n>>\n[center]  hardtop 05/16/14(Fri)10:39:49 No.10311956▶\n>>10311961[/center]\n>>10311969\n\nYeah?  Are the older japs any good?  I dont really love the old euro cars except maybe a gullwing Merc, but those are out of my price range\n\n>>\n[center]  Old_Man_Winter 05/16/14(Fri)10:41:24 No.10311961▶\n>>10311969 >>10311984[/center]\n>>10311961\nWhat you don’t like the idea of pushing them uphill? :P\n\n>>\n[center]  hardtop 05/16/14(Fri)10:43:47 No.10311969▶\n>>10312063[/center]\n>>10311984\nI’ll be putting a new motor in it anyway. if it’s jap i’ll put a jap motor in it.  if not i’ll go american.  euro motors aren’t worth the trouble of trying to maintain\n\n>>\n[center]  le_mcano 05/16/14(Fri)10:50:05 No.10311984▶\n>>10312063[/center]\n>>10311984\n\nScrew you, bear, peugeot is best euro motor!  \n\n>>\n[center]  Old_Man_Winter 05/16/14(Fri)11:09:36 No.10312057▶\n>>10312064[/center]\n>>10311984\nscrew you, wineguzzling, cheesesniffing, parisian, white-flag-waving prick\n\n>>10311969\nSounds like a man with a plan!  you found a decent garage there that might be able to point you in the right direction?  \n\n>>\n[center]  hardtop 05/16/14(Fri)11:10:56 No.10312058▶\n>>10312057[/center]\n>>103112057\nBlackfoot custom autos. They’re out of my price range a little, but i’m hoping i’ll at least be able to get their help and expertise every so often.  \n\nShit, well, i got to get off the internet.  We’re going to be dealing with social services and getting the house bought and stuff.  I’ll talk to you guys later when everything gets set up.\n\n>>\n [center] Old_Man_Winter 05/16/14(Fri)11:13:00 No.10312063▶\n>>10312058[/center]\n>>10312058  \nAlright! Wish you luck, young man!  Take care of yourself!  \n\n>>\n[center]  Anonymous 05/16/14(Fri)11:13:15 No.10312064▶[/center]\n>>10312057\nhttp://i1.ytimg.com/vi/tz148nT-UMg/hqdefault.jpg \n\n>>10312058\nhttp://x2.fjcdn.com/comments/i+can+imagine+op+taking+this+pic+and+getting+frontpage+_702b4ad4a03acdc8a87f9f79f59c7977.jpg\n\n>>\n[center]  Anonymous 05/16/14(Fri)11:15:50 No.10312070▶[/center]\n>>10312063\nHey y’all\nhttp://www.quickmeme.com/img/50/5001d2490e03569f83581c5c9bad638c2e82ff58d762929af29ab36acf5958f3.jpg\n\n>>\n[center]  Anonymous 05/16/14(Fri)14:25:30 No.10312651▶\n>>10313081[/center]\n>>10311933 (OP)\nhttp://www.quickmeme.com/img/48/4882b65ed24d4b51de1485fa6bfdf8b279171e2440f78ab6595178e7f3c96271.jpg \n\n>>\n[center] Anonymous 05/16/14(Fri)16:02:57 No.10313081▶[/center]\n>>10312651\nhttp://x4.fjcdn.com/comments/Wouldn+t+this+be+more+relevant+_6129c2477c98b0ddf6567ce430b41110.jpg \n\n\n[center]---------------------------------------------------------------------------------[/center]\n\n\nxXxHardtopxXx:  Hey, I’ll talk to you later, ok lolly?  We’re going to be driving to MC and getting the house and stuff ready tomorrow.  \nLoli-Fell:  Awwww but it was just starting to get fun!  :(  *paws at your face* don’t leave meeeeeeeeeeeee~\nxXxHardtopxXx:  Awww come on, lolly, i’ll be back soon enough.  We’ve already made arrangements to have internet at the house.  Didn’t get cable and i promised mom i’d keep the utilities down so we won’t have to worry about it\nxXxHardtopxXx:  Getting good high speed put in so i wont lag all over the place and maybe i can start whhuppin your butt :P\nLoli-Fell:  Yeah right!  And you better get on to tell me bye tomorrow!  I’m gonna miss you ya cute little leatherback!  Mwahmwahmwah~<3 \nLoli-Fell:  >:3\nxXxHardtopxXx:  Baaaaaaaah *pushes the little fuzzmonster off of him*  I dont need kisses from underaged furballs :S\nLoli-Fell:  You like it and you know it *smacks her little butt* now go to bed so you can get your house tomorrow!\nxXxHardtopxXx:  Yes ma’am *rolls eyes*  \nLoli-Fell:  don’t roll your eyes at me young man!  *gets on her tiptoes and smacks your scaley butt*\nxXxHardtopxXx is now offline\nxXxHardtopxXx is now online\nLoli-Fell:  OHMIGODSCALEYBUTTDONTGOILLMISSYOU *tackles the turtles leg and holds on tight*  OnO\nxXxHardtopxXx:  *barely notices the cottonball that has attached itself to his leg and takes her to new hampshire with him*\nLoli-Fell:  NUUUUUUUUUU YANKEES *lets go of his leg and runs back to tennessee* >.<  WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO UP THERE?!  \nxXxHardtopxXx:  Momma says this school is the best one for me, and she does a lot of work up here so she’ll be there the most often to see me\nLoli-Fell:  she shoulda brought you to tennessee so i could take care of you\nxXxHardtopxXx:  Yeah, I BET you’d take care of me >.>\nLoli-Fell:  I WOULD!  I’d make you breakfast every day and bring it to you in bed and then never give you a chance to eat it.  >:3\nxXxHardtopxXx:  but-but-but, i’s hungry!  OnO  AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL\nLoli-Fell:  NEVAH!  *does unspeakable things*  \nxXxHardtopxXx:  NUUUUU \nxXxHardtopxXx:  I”LL TELL YOUR MOM AND DAD\nLoli-Fell: that’s the beauty of the plan!  \nLoli-Fell: you CANT tell on me!  \nLoli-Fell: cause it’s UNSPEAKABLE!  MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA\nxXxHardtopxXx:  -_-’  you’re a massive dork\nLoli-Fell:  shup *puts a paw on your face*  unspeakable!\nxXxHardtopxXx:  but-\nLoli-Fell: UNSPEAKABRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU\nxXxHardtopxXx:  hey I love ya Lolly but I gotta go, ok?  \nLoli-Fell:  but-but- I THOUGHT YOU WUBBED ME!  \nxXxHardtopxXx: Lolly… -_-’’’’’’’’’\nLoli-Fell:  I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPESHUL!  I GAVE YOU FUUD AND MOLESTED YOU, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT, MAN?!\nxXxHardtopxXx:  you coulda let me eat it... >.> \nLoli-Fell:  I GAVE YOU SOMETHING BETTER THAN OATMEAL!  I GAVE YOU LOLLYBUTT!\nxXxHardtopxXx:  *nosebleed*  Okay… i’m just gonna go ahead and say bye now… and back away slowly before Chris Hansen shows up… *backs off slowly*\nLoli-Fell:  Okay.  *pats your forehead* have a good trip, ok?  AND MESSAGE ME WHEN YOU CAN!  OR I”LL MAKE YOU PAAAAAAAAAAAY\nLoli-Fell:  D:<\nxXxHardtopxXx:  Yeah yeah yeah love ya lolly i’ll see ya later tonight hopefully, in the morning if not\nLoli-Fell:  I MAKE NO PROMISES TO WAIT FOR YOU!\nLoli-Fell: If you never see me again just assume some prince charming came and whisked me away\nxXxHardtopxXx:  As if.  you’re too crazy and pervy for any prince charming.  maybe master charming or… sempai charming >:3\nLoli-Fell:  SHUP!\nxXxHardtopxXx is now offline\n\n[center]------------------------------------------------------------------[/center]\n\nMalala shut her laptop and let it lay on her belly for a moment.  She looked up at the ceiling and giggled before moving the lappy to her nightstand and rolling back over to sleep.  The sun wasn’t even up yet, but that’s how it usually was when Hardtop’s mom was working.  She woke up extra early just to tell him bye today, and now she was pretty sure she wasn’t gonna get back to sleep.  [i]Damnit hardtop, why can’t you guys get internet in the cab?[/i]  She groaned and pulled another fluffy pillow up on her head to shield her sensitive eyes from the light coming through her heavy black curtains. \n\nShe was uncovered accept for her head buried in pillows.  The summer in Tennessee burned her up and her parents’ tropical upbringing didn’t help any.  Anything less than 80 degrees and they felt like they needed heat on, meanwhile Malala who was acclimated to cooler climes was left to sweat.  Her batgirl boyshorts were more than enough to keep her comfortable, and if it wasn’t for her parents’ habit of storming in her room to wake her, she probably wouldn’t bother with them, either.  \n\nThis summer had been boring.  She’d not had any extracurriculars that would carry her through the summer, and all of her D&D and V:TM friends were busy or gone doing other stuff.  She met Hardtop messing around online.  He had a really low-levelled Roegadyn and she played a Lala, of course.  He didn’t like the game much, but he played a lot longer because they had fun.  When he had enough though, he talked her into getting steam, and he even bought her a bunch of games.  Blazblue, Street Fighter 4, Guacamele, and her favorite, Dragon’s Crown.  He liked playing a fighter, because shield she guessed, and she liked playing elf, because “LOLI ELVES OMIGAW,” in her own words.   \n\nHer clock had altered easily to his schedule of being awake gaming all night(because that’s when his mother was parked sleeping) and sleeping in the day, as she was naturally nocturnal.  Her parents had shown concern a few times, but since she didn’t have anything else and there were many worse things she could be doing, they left her to her own devices.  She’d gotten pretty good at his favorite games, and even turned him onto one that she liked a lot, Skullgirls.  He complained for hours about the mechanics and how there were balancing issues, but she knew he’d stick around for the sexy anime babes.  She giggled and rolled over on her back, flopping the big turtle plushie off of her face.  [i]Yeah… totally not going back to sleep for awhile...[/i] she thought to herself.  \n\nShe took a deep sigh and sat up, looking to the corner of the room where her PC sat. [i]Welp, might as well…[/i]  She swung her legs out of the bed and walked to her heavily padded chair, plopped her butt down, and turned to the console in front of her.  There were three fighter-plane style covered toggle switches on the diamond-plate box, the first making bringing a quiet hum as the beast came to life, the second bringing a glow from the front and sides as the innards of the console were exposed through the plexiglass walls, and the third turning on the pumps that radiated the mineral oil and kept it cool.  The three screens, organized to wrap around her head almost 120 degrees, began waking up as well, all coming alive at once with the windows7 startup screen.  She opened steam and was online quickly, opening SF4 and getting into one of her favorite lobbies.  “Alright…”  She said out loud as she put on her headset and pulled her fight stick from the table beside her, moving it to her front and suctioning it to the table.  “Let’s kick some ass, Poison.”  \n\nEND\n\nto be continued\n","writing_bbcode_parsed":"<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'> <div class='align_center'> hardtop 05/16/14(Fri)10:31:30 No.10311933▶<br />&gt;&gt;10311937 &gt;&gt;10312057 &gt;&gt;10312651</div><br />Hey guys!&nbsp;&nbsp;So, ma&rsquo;s finally got a house set up and everything is final.&nbsp;&nbsp;I&rsquo;m movin to Marblecliff!&nbsp;&nbsp;So heres the question&hellip; What kind of classic cars can I expect to find in New Hampshire?&nbsp;&nbsp;I know back home it&rsquo;s hard findin anythin sides a flippin dodge, so&hellip;?<br /><br />&gt;&gt;<br /><div class='align_center'>&nbsp;&nbsp;Anonymous 05/16/14(Fri)10:33:07 No.10311937▶<br />&gt;&gt;10311941 &gt;&gt;10311944 &gt;&gt;10312058</div><br />File: dog_chicks.jpg (65 KB, 497x666)<br /><br />&gt;&gt;10311933 (OP)<br />&gt;New Hampshire<br /><br />Goddamn why do you wanna move up there *retch*<br /><br />&gt;&gt;<br /><div class='align_center'>&nbsp;&nbsp;hardtop 05/16/14(Fri)10:34:37 No.10311941▶<br />&gt;&gt;10311945</div><br />&gt;&gt;10311937<br />Have to.&nbsp;&nbsp;mom&rsquo;s dead set on putting me in some rich-kid school up there.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />&gt;&gt;<br /><div class='align_center'>&nbsp;&nbsp;Mcdoomy83 05/16/14(Fri)10:35:25 No.10311943▶<br />&gt;&gt;10311956</div><br />Your mom still trucking?&nbsp;&nbsp;what&rsquo;re you gonna do when she&rsquo;s gone?<br /><br />Also, to answer your queston, i&rsquo;ve got no idea.&nbsp;&nbsp;So-Cal boy here.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />&gt;&gt;<br /><div class='align_center'>&nbsp;&nbsp;Anonymous 05/16/14(Fri)10:35:45 No.10311944▶<br />&gt;&gt;10311956 &gt;&gt;10311961</div><br />&gt;&gt;10311937<br />go suck a dick.&nbsp;&nbsp;WILDCATS!&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />&gt;&gt;<br /><div class='align_center'>&nbsp;&nbsp;hardtop 05/16/14(Fri)10:36:43 No.10311945▶<br />&gt;&gt;10311956</div><br />&gt;&gt;10311941<br />Yeah, so she&rsquo;s gettin a house there, i&rsquo;m gonna be alone there like, 8 months out of the year. And i need a car.&nbsp;&nbsp;she&rsquo;s giving me $3k to get a DD and i want something that&rsquo;s not as shitty<br /><br />&gt;&gt;<br /><div class='align_center'>&nbsp;&nbsp;Old_Man_Winter 05/16/14(Fri)10:39:29 No.10311955▶<br />&gt;&gt;10311969</div><br />the closer you are to the big ports the more foreign cars you&rsquo;ll find.&nbsp;&nbsp;I&rsquo;d just look around.&nbsp;&nbsp;A Peugeot?&nbsp;&nbsp;Or maybe some old jap car?&nbsp;&nbsp;The problem is you need to find a shell.&nbsp;&nbsp;those things were crap in pretty much every way, so you need to find something you can put a new motor/etc in without feeling guilty.<br /><br />my ten cents<br /><br />&gt;&gt;<br /><div class='align_center'>&nbsp;&nbsp;hardtop 05/16/14(Fri)10:39:49 No.10311956▶<br />&gt;&gt;10311961</div><br />&gt;&gt;10311969<br /><br />Yeah?&nbsp;&nbsp;Are the older japs any good?&nbsp;&nbsp;I dont really love the old euro cars except maybe a gullwing Merc, but those are out of my price range<br /><br />&gt;&gt;<br /><div class='align_center'>&nbsp;&nbsp;Old_Man_Winter 05/16/14(Fri)10:41:24 No.10311961▶<br />&gt;&gt;10311969 &gt;&gt;10311984</div><br />&gt;&gt;10311961<br />What you don&rsquo;t like the idea of pushing them uphill? :P<br /><br />&gt;&gt;<br /><div class='align_center'>&nbsp;&nbsp;hardtop 05/16/14(Fri)10:43:47 No.10311969▶<br />&gt;&gt;10312063</div><br />&gt;&gt;10311984<br />I&rsquo;ll be putting a new motor in it anyway. if it&rsquo;s jap i&rsquo;ll put a jap motor in it.&nbsp;&nbsp;if not i&rsquo;ll go american.&nbsp;&nbsp;euro motors aren&rsquo;t worth the trouble of trying to maintain<br /><br />&gt;&gt;<br /><div class='align_center'>&nbsp;&nbsp;le_mcano 05/16/14(Fri)10:50:05 No.10311984▶<br />&gt;&gt;10312063</div><br />&gt;&gt;10311984<br /><br />Screw you, bear, peugeot is best euro motor!&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />&gt;&gt;<br /><div class='align_center'>&nbsp;&nbsp;Old_Man_Winter 05/16/14(Fri)11:09:36 No.10312057▶<br />&gt;&gt;10312064</div><br />&gt;&gt;10311984<br />screw you, wineguzzling, cheesesniffing, parisian, white-flag-waving prick<br /><br />&gt;&gt;10311969<br />Sounds like a man with a plan!&nbsp;&nbsp;you found a decent garage there that might be able to point you in the right direction?&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />&gt;&gt;<br /><div class='align_center'>&nbsp;&nbsp;hardtop 05/16/14(Fri)11:10:56 No.10312058▶<br />&gt;&gt;10312057</div><br />&gt;&gt;103112057<br />Blackfoot custom autos. They&rsquo;re out of my price range a little, but i&rsquo;m hoping i&rsquo;ll at least be able to get their help and expertise every so often.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />Shit, well, i got to get off the internet.&nbsp;&nbsp;We&rsquo;re going to be dealing with social services and getting the house bought and stuff.&nbsp;&nbsp;I&rsquo;ll talk to you guys later when everything gets set up.<br /><br />&gt;&gt;<br />&nbsp;<div class='align_center'> Old_Man_Winter 05/16/14(Fri)11:13:00 No.10312063▶<br />&gt;&gt;10312058</div><br />&gt;&gt;10312058&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />Alright! Wish you luck, young man!&nbsp;&nbsp;Take care of yourself!&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />&gt;&gt;<br /><div class='align_center'>&nbsp;&nbsp;Anonymous 05/16/14(Fri)11:13:15 No.10312064▶</div><br />&gt;&gt;10312057<br /><a href=\"http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/tz148nT-UMg/hqdefault.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\">http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/tz148nT-UMg/hqdefault.jpg</a> <br /><br />&gt;&gt;10312058<br /><a href=\"http://x2.fjcdn.com/comments/i+can+imagine+op+taking+this+pic+and+getting+frontpage+_702b4ad4a03acdc8a87f9f79f59c7977.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\">http://x2.fjcdn.com/comments/i+can+imagine+op+taking+t...</a><br /><br />&gt;&gt;<br /><div class='align_center'>&nbsp;&nbsp;Anonymous 05/16/14(Fri)11:15:50 No.10312070▶</div><br />&gt;&gt;10312063<br />Hey y&rsquo;all<br /><a href=\"http://www.quickmeme.com/img/50/5001d2490e03569f83581c5c9bad638c2e82ff58d762929af29ab36acf5958f3.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\">http://www.quickmeme.com/img/50/5001d2490e03569f83581c...</a><br /><br />&gt;&gt;<br /><div class='align_center'>&nbsp;&nbsp;Anonymous 05/16/14(Fri)14:25:30 No.10312651▶<br />&gt;&gt;10313081</div><br />&gt;&gt;10311933 (OP)<br /><a href=\"http://www.quickmeme.com/img/48/4882b65ed24d4b51de1485fa6bfdf8b279171e2440f78ab6595178e7f3c96271.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\">http://www.quickmeme.com/img/48/4882b65ed24d4b51de1485...</a> <br /><br />&gt;&gt;<br /><div class='align_center'> Anonymous 05/16/14(Fri)16:02:57 No.10313081▶</div><br />&gt;&gt;10312651<br /><a href=\"http://x4.fjcdn.com/comments/Wouldn+t+this+be+more+relevant+_6129c2477c98b0ddf6567ce430b41110.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow\">http://x4.fjcdn.com/comments/Wouldn+t+this+be+more+rel...</a> <br /><br /><br /><div class='align_center'>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------</div><br /><br /><br />xXxHardtopxXx:&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, I&rsquo;ll talk to you later, ok lolly?&nbsp;&nbsp;We&rsquo;re going to be driving to MC and getting the house and stuff ready tomorrow.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />Loli-Fell:&nbsp;&nbsp;Awwww but it was just starting to get fun!&nbsp;&nbsp;:(&nbsp;&nbsp;*paws at your face* don&rsquo;t leave meeeeeeeeeeeee~<br />xXxHardtopxXx:&nbsp;&nbsp;Awww come on, lolly, i&rsquo;ll be back soon enough.&nbsp;&nbsp;We&rsquo;ve already made arrangements to have internet at the house.&nbsp;&nbsp;Didn&rsquo;t get cable and i promised mom i&rsquo;d keep the utilities down so we won&rsquo;t have to worry about it<br />xXxHardtopxXx:&nbsp;&nbsp;Getting good high speed put in so i wont lag all over the place and maybe i can start whhuppin your butt :P<br />Loli-Fell:&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah right!&nbsp;&nbsp;And you better get on to tell me bye tomorrow!&nbsp;&nbsp;I&rsquo;m gonna miss you ya cute little leatherback!&nbsp;&nbsp;Mwahmwahmwah~&lt;3 <br />Loli-Fell:&nbsp;&nbsp;&gt;:3<br />xXxHardtopxXx:&nbsp;&nbsp;Baaaaaaaah *pushes the little fuzzmonster off of him*&nbsp;&nbsp;I dont need kisses from underaged furballs :S<br />Loli-Fell:&nbsp;&nbsp;You like it and you know it *smacks her little butt* now go to bed so you can get your house tomorrow!<br />xXxHardtopxXx:&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes ma&rsquo;am *rolls eyes*&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />Loli-Fell:&nbsp;&nbsp;don&rsquo;t roll your eyes at me young man!&nbsp;&nbsp;*gets on her tiptoes and smacks your scaley butt*<br />xXxHardtopxXx is now offline<br />xXxHardtopxXx is now online<br />Loli-Fell:&nbsp;&nbsp;OHMIGODSCALEYBUTTDONTGOILLMISSYOU *tackles the turtles leg and holds on tight*&nbsp;&nbsp;OnO<br />xXxHardtopxXx:&nbsp;&nbsp;*barely notices the cottonball that has attached itself to his leg and takes her to new hampshire with him*<br />Loli-Fell:&nbsp;&nbsp;NUUUUUUUUUU YANKEES *lets go of his leg and runs back to tennessee* &gt;.&lt;&nbsp;&nbsp;WHY DO YOU HAVE TO GO UP THERE?!&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />xXxHardtopxXx:&nbsp;&nbsp;Momma says this school is the best one for me, and she does a lot of work up here so she&rsquo;ll be there the most often to see me<br />Loli-Fell:&nbsp;&nbsp;she shoulda brought you to tennessee so i could take care of you<br />xXxHardtopxXx:&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, I BET you&rsquo;d take care of me &gt;.&gt;<br />Loli-Fell:&nbsp;&nbsp;I WOULD!&nbsp;&nbsp;I&rsquo;d make you breakfast every day and bring it to you in bed and then never give you a chance to eat it.&nbsp;&nbsp;&gt;:3<br />xXxHardtopxXx:&nbsp;&nbsp;but-but-but, i&rsquo;s hungry!&nbsp;&nbsp;OnO&nbsp;&nbsp;AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL<br />Loli-Fell:&nbsp;&nbsp;NEVAH!&nbsp;&nbsp;*does unspeakable things*&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />xXxHardtopxXx:&nbsp;&nbsp;NUUUUU <br />xXxHardtopxXx:&nbsp;&nbsp;I&rdquo;LL TELL YOUR MOM AND DAD<br />Loli-Fell: that&rsquo;s the beauty of the plan!&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />Loli-Fell: you CANT tell on me!&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />Loli-Fell: cause it&rsquo;s UNSPEAKABLE!&nbsp;&nbsp;MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA<br />xXxHardtopxXx:&nbsp;&nbsp;-_-&rsquo;&nbsp;&nbsp;you&rsquo;re a massive dork<br />Loli-Fell:&nbsp;&nbsp;shup *puts a paw on your face*&nbsp;&nbsp;unspeakable!<br />xXxHardtopxXx:&nbsp;&nbsp;but-<br />Loli-Fell: UNSPEAKABRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU<br />xXxHardtopxXx:&nbsp;&nbsp;hey I love ya Lolly but I gotta go, ok?&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />Loli-Fell:&nbsp;&nbsp;but-but- I THOUGHT YOU WUBBED ME!&nbsp;&nbsp;<br />xXxHardtopxXx: Lolly&hellip; -_-&rsquo;&rsquo;&rsquo;&rsquo;&rsquo;&rsquo;&rsquo;&rsquo;&rsquo;<br />Loli-Fell:&nbsp;&nbsp;I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPESHUL!&nbsp;&nbsp;I GAVE YOU FUUD AND MOLESTED YOU, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT, MAN?!<br />xXxHardtopxXx:&nbsp;&nbsp;you coulda let me eat it... &gt;.&gt; <br />Loli-Fell:&nbsp;&nbsp;I GAVE YOU SOMETHING BETTER THAN OATMEAL!&nbsp;&nbsp;I GAVE YOU LOLLYBUTT!<br />xXxHardtopxXx:&nbsp;&nbsp;*nosebleed*&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay&hellip; i&rsquo;m just gonna go ahead and say bye now&hellip; and back away slowly before Chris Hansen shows up&hellip; *backs off slowly*<br />Loli-Fell:&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay.&nbsp;&nbsp;*pats your forehead* have a good trip, ok?&nbsp;&nbsp;AND MESSAGE ME WHEN YOU CAN!&nbsp;&nbsp;OR I&rdquo;LL MAKE YOU PAAAAAAAAAAAY<br />Loli-Fell:&nbsp;&nbsp;D:&lt;<br />xXxHardtopxXx:&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah yeah yeah love ya lolly i&rsquo;ll see ya later tonight hopefully, in the morning if not<br />Loli-Fell:&nbsp;&nbsp;I MAKE NO PROMISES TO WAIT FOR YOU!<br />Loli-Fell: If you never see me again just assume some prince charming came and whisked me away<br />xXxHardtopxXx:&nbsp;&nbsp;As if.&nbsp;&nbsp;you&rsquo;re too crazy and pervy for any prince charming.&nbsp;&nbsp;maybe master charming or&hellip; sempai charming &gt;:3<br />Loli-Fell:&nbsp;&nbsp;SHUP!<br />xXxHardtopxXx is now offline<br /><br /><div class='align_center'>------------------------------------------------------------------</div><br /><br />Malala shut her laptop and let it lay on her belly for a moment.&nbsp;&nbsp;She looked up at the ceiling and giggled before moving the lappy to her nightstand and rolling back over to sleep.&nbsp;&nbsp;The sun wasn&rsquo;t even up yet, but that&rsquo;s how it usually was when Hardtop&rsquo;s mom was working.&nbsp;&nbsp;She woke up extra early just to tell him bye today, and now she was pretty sure she wasn&rsquo;t gonna get back to sleep.&nbsp;&nbsp;<em>Damnit hardtop, why can&rsquo;t you guys get internet in the cab?</em>&nbsp;&nbsp;She groaned and pulled another fluffy pillow up on her head to shield her sensitive eyes from the light coming through her heavy black curtains. <br /><br />She was uncovered accept for her head buried in pillows.&nbsp;&nbsp;The summer in Tennessee burned her up and her parents&rsquo; tropical upbringing didn&rsquo;t help any.&nbsp;&nbsp;Anything less than 80 degrees and they felt like they needed heat on, meanwhile Malala who was acclimated to cooler climes was left to sweat.&nbsp;&nbsp;Her batgirl boyshorts were more than enough to keep her comfortable, and if it wasn&rsquo;t for her parents&rsquo; habit of storming in her room to wake her, she probably wouldn&rsquo;t bother with them, either.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />This summer had been boring.&nbsp;&nbsp;She&rsquo;d not had any extracurriculars that would carry her through the summer, and all of her D&amp;D and V:TM friends were busy or gone doing other stuff.&nbsp;&nbsp;She met Hardtop messing around online.&nbsp;&nbsp;He had a really low-levelled Roegadyn and she played a Lala, of course.&nbsp;&nbsp;He didn&rsquo;t like the game much, but he played a lot longer because they had fun.&nbsp;&nbsp;When he had enough though, he talked her into getting steam, and he even bought her a bunch of games.&nbsp;&nbsp;Blazblue, Street Fighter 4, Guacamele, and her favorite, Dragon&rsquo;s Crown.&nbsp;&nbsp;He liked playing a fighter, because shield she guessed, and she liked playing elf, because &ldquo;LOLI ELVES OMIGAW,&rdquo; in her own words.&nbsp;&nbsp; <br /><br />Her clock had altered easily to his schedule of being awake gaming all night(because that&rsquo;s when his mother was parked sleeping) and sleeping in the day, as she was naturally nocturnal.&nbsp;&nbsp;Her parents had shown concern a few times, but since she didn&rsquo;t have anything else and there were many worse things she could be doing, they left her to her own devices.&nbsp;&nbsp;She&rsquo;d gotten pretty good at his favorite games, and even turned him onto one that she liked a lot, Skullgirls.&nbsp;&nbsp;He complained for hours about the mechanics and how there were balancing issues, but she knew he&rsquo;d stick around for the sexy anime babes.&nbsp;&nbsp;She giggled and rolled over on her back, flopping the big turtle plushie off of her face.&nbsp;&nbsp;<em>Yeah&hellip; totally not going back to sleep for awhile...</em> she thought to herself.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />She took a deep sigh and sat up, looking to the corner of the room where her PC sat. <em>Welp, might as well&hellip;</em>&nbsp;&nbsp;She swung her legs out of the bed and walked to her heavily padded chair, plopped her butt down, and turned to the console in front of her.&nbsp;&nbsp;There were three fighter-plane style covered toggle switches on the diamond-plate box, the first making bringing a quiet hum as the beast came to life, the second bringing a glow from the front and sides as the innards of the console were exposed through the plexiglass walls, and the third turning on the pumps that radiated the mineral oil and kept it cool.&nbsp;&nbsp;The three screens, organized to wrap around her head almost 120 degrees, began waking up as well, all coming alive at once with the windows7 startup screen.&nbsp;&nbsp;She opened steam and was online quickly, opening SF4 and getting into one of her favorite lobbies.&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Alright&hellip;&rdquo;&nbsp;&nbsp;She said out loud as she put on her headset and pulled her fight stick from the table beside her, moving it to her front and suctioning it to the table.&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Let&rsquo;s kick some ass, Poison.&rdquo;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /><br />END<br /><br />to be continued<br /></span>","pools_count":0,"title":"FRIENDS - 0 IN GAME, 0 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