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", "writing": "[color=blue]>Priapus. A Greek sub-god of fertility and gardens, identifiable by an oversized, permanent erection, kind of like yours. Except his was a real penis and what you have is a mere wooden dummy. How did you obtain it?[/color] \n[color=green]>I took the easy way. I had my testicles removed shortly after puberty, which explains my barely passable muscles. Some time after, I was visiting a friend, a skilled woodcarver who fitted me with this prosthesis after the yard I was born with was bitten. I somehow feel that I should have thought twice about having a horse give me head.[/color] \n[color=blue]>Well, we can't have everything we want, can we? Tell me something, does the obtainment of stolen warheads play any significant part in your...condition?[/color] \n[color=green]>It's not so much a condition as it is a step forward.[/color] \n[color=blue]>A \"step forward\"? With your disregards for the significance of the world's straight males, you must be leftist political.[/color] \n[color=green]>Left and right are just relative directions, one just as stupid as the other in one way or another. I am part of INERT.[/color] \n[color=blue]>\"INERT\"?[/color] \n[color=green]>[b]In[/b]stitution for [b]E[/b]xtortion, [b]R[/b]evenge and [b]T[/b]errorism, the three great pinnacles of humanoid existence, led by some of the greatest brains in the world.[/color] \n[color=blue]>Correction: [i]criminal[/i] brains.[/color] \n[color=green]>The successful criminal brain is always superior. It has to be.[/color] \n[color=blue]>Then why choose to go rogue? I'm sure the Republicans would love a fursona with your brand of...thinking.[/color] \n[color=green]>The Republicans are nincompoops. I offered them my servitudes, they turned it down. So did the Democrats. Now they will both pay for their stupidity.[/color] \n[color=blue]>World domination, same old dream. There are lots of furs in America's asylums that think they're Napoleon. Or God.[/color] \n[color=green]>You cost a great deal to my organization with your actions. I think I can forge a special place for you in INERT.[/color] \n[color=blue]>Well, to be honest, I'd fit in perfectly in the Revenge department, given that my first mission would be to find the culprit responsible for the St. Blaine massacre.[/color]\n[color=green]>On second thought, my initial predictions were correct. You are just a powerless cub of a rookie...whose luck has run out.[/color]", "writing_bbcode_parsed": ">Priapus. A Greek sub-god of fertility and gardens, identifiable by an oversized, permanent erection, kind of like yours. Except his was a real penis and what you have is a mere wooden dummy. How did you obtain it?
>I took the easy way. I had my testicles removed shortly after puberty, which explains my barely passable muscles. Some time after, I was visiting a friend, a skilled woodcarver who fitted me with this prosthesis after the yard I was born with was bitten. I somehow feel that I should have thought twice about having a horse give me head.
>Well, we can't have everything we want, can we? Tell me something, does the obtainment of stolen warheads play any significant part in your...condition?
>It's not so much a condition as it is a step forward.
>A "step forward"? With your disregards for the significance of the world's straight males, you must be leftist political.
>Left and right are just relative directions, one just as stupid as the other in one way or another. I am part of INERT.
>"INERT"?
>Institution for Extortion, Revenge and Terrorism, the three great pinnacles of humanoid existence, led by some of the greatest brains in the world.
>Correction: criminal brains.
>The successful criminal brain is always superior. It has to be.
>Then why choose to go rogue? I'm sure the Republicans would love a fursona with your brand of...thinking.
>The Republicans are nincompoops. I offered them my servitudes, they turned it down. So did the Democrats. Now they will both pay for their stupidity.
>World domination, same old dream. There are lots of furs in America's asylums that think they're Napoleon. Or God.
>You cost a great deal to my organization with your actions. I think I can forge a special place for you in INERT.
>Well, to be honest, I'd fit in perfectly in the Revenge department, given that my first mission would be to find the culprit responsible for the St. Blaine massacre.
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