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"The proof's right here. My cock is bigger!"
"So I see. However, it should be worth knowing that bigger penises don't always work well."
"'Don't always work well'? Of course mine always works well!"
"Well, I dare ya to prove it!"
"Okay, I will! "
The brown rabbit started stroking his penis without hesitation. The grey rabbit, however, saw something in the water and waited to start pawing off, although he was holding his penis.
"Oh, shit. I got him! I GOT HIM!"
It looked like a shark's fin and was heading straight for the shore.
"You are dead, you hear me? D-E-A-D, dead!"
The brown rabbit didn't listen, lost in the ecstasy of his own penis. He also didn't listen to a white rabbit, his girlfriend, calling him to get away from the water.
"Hey, stop clowning around! Get out of the water! You're gonna be eaten alive!"
The shark fin drew closer to shore. The white rabbit hid her face.
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"Dammit! DAMMIT!"
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