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This is definitely not the kind of meeting you want to be invited to.

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Agent Alpha: (dark, grim voice) Agent Gamma. Nice of you to join. We can finally start our area financial report. Agent Kappa.
Agent Kappa: (Russian accent) In exchange for return of son of Soviet premier, nine million rouble ransom has been received.
Agent Alpha: Agent Delta.
Agent Delta: (French accent) The payout for the recent robbery of the French National Bank was 12.71 million francs.
Agent Alpha: Agent Lamda.
Agent Lamda: (generic British accent) Distribution of cub pornography in Southwestern England. 20.06 million pounds.
Agent Alpha: Agent Eta.
Agent Eta: (generic American accent) Participation in a large cub-trafficking cartel headquartered in the Philippines. 6.9 million pesos, collected by Agent Theta and myself.
Agent Alpha: 6.9? I was expecting a significantly higher figure.
Agent Eta: Competition from Thailand and Vietnam. Prices are down.
Agent Alpha: I anticipated that factor and all others. Are you positive that all amounts have been accounted for by the two of you?
Agent Eta: To the penny, Agent Alpha.
Agent Alpha: Quite the opposite. I have established that one of you has comitted a serious case of embezzlement. INERT is a dedicated fraternity whose strength lies in the absolute integrity of its members. I have identified the culprit, and am deciding on the appropriate action.

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