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Fascinated by the TV show. He looks at Jason and says, ``How the hell did he survive that. I did that do someone once and crushed their skull'' Jason shakes his head and says, ``It?s fake that's called a pile driver'' \n\n\tAfter the shows over Aohd is cracking up and says, ``We have to do that'' Jason shakes his head and says, ``We need to go to the store. We're out of food''\n\n\tOut of no where Aohd jumps off the couch and dropkicks Jason. Jason screams in pain and says, ``The hell'' Aohd takes a deep breath and says, ``You're going down''\n\n\tJason takes off running as Aohd chases him. He catches up with him. Then jumps and spears him in the back\n\n\tJason is trying to get away and saying, ``Dude snap out of it'' Aohd picks him up and body slams him on the table breaking it. Right as Aohd puts Jason into a submission hold. Jason taps out fast saying, ``I give. I give''\n\n\tAohd stands up strutting and says, ``You can't beat the great one. I am the Phoenix'' Jason is rubbing his chest and shoulder and says, ``Dude you fucking broke my table. That was thirty dollars'' \n\n\tAohd throws money in the air cockily and says, ``Money'' Then leaves. Jason shakes his head angerly and kicks a piece of his broken table.\n\n\tAohd still strutting is walking down the street wearing a glittery coat. Someone pushes him into an ally and says, ``Hand it over bud. I'm sticking you up'' Aohd looks down and says, ``No. Not today'' He spreads his wings, ``No one messes with the Phoenix'' He flips the guy over his back into a dumpster. Gets up and runs over. Flips into the air and lands with both feet on the guy?s chest. He gets up gasping for air. \n\n\tAohd punches him a couple of times in the face then takes his arm and slams him into a building wall.\n\n\tThe guy gets up and runs away, saying, ``Oh fuck'' Aohd chases him. He runs into a group of four men. \n\n\tThe guy he was chasing says, ``Get him'' One walks up and says, ``You need to get off of our turf buddy''\n\n\tAohd points down and says, ``Oh no. This is my turf'', in a loud voice. The gang pulls out guns and starts shooting at him. \n\n\tAohd gasps and says, ``Wait those are real'' They stop and say, ``How are you alive'' Aohd looks and spits out a few bullets and says, ``Dude you shot me''\n\n\tHe begins glowing and spreads his wings. Fear replaces anger on the gang's faces. Aohd flies into the air, engulfed in flames. The gang runs saying, ``It's yours''\n\n\tAohd walks to the car lot and says, ``Dude I fucked up again'' The dealer looks frustrated from two customers and says, ``Busy'' Aohd rolls his eyes and says, ``This car? You'd get a better deal buying a matchbox'' They look at him confused and says, ``Why?'' Aohd shakes his head and says, ``So you can torch your old one and use the money to buy this car'' They roll their eyes and laugh then say, ``OK bud You got a deal'' to the sells man.\n\n\tAfter it's finalized the sells man says, ``How'd that work?'' Aohd shrugs and says, ``People are idiots. But I have a problem I broke my roommates table'' The sells man asks, ``How?'' Aohd shrugs and says, ``Body slam. But I need a new one'' The sells man shrugs and replies, ``I sell cars not furniture'' Aohd points and says, ``You have a nice table there how about it?'' The sells man replies, ``Because I need that''\n\n\tAohd nods and asks, ``How can I get a good one?'' The sells man shrugs and says, ``I bought that one at Wendy's Furniture outlet. But they got sued by a restaurant'' Aohd shakes his head and mumbles, ``Red heads'' \n\n\tThe sells man looks back at the table and says, ``Here, you've sold more cars than everyone here combined three times over. I don't know how you do it but you can have the table. Didn't even think it was possible for a car lot to sellout. But thanks to you I did. So congrats'' Aohd nods and walks over to the table. Puts it on his back and walks away all the stuff that was on it shatter on the floor.\n\n\tAnother pit bull walks up and yells, ``My stuff!'' The sells man says to him, ``That's the man that got us enough money for that new car you bought'' \n\n\tThe second sells man smiles big and says, ``Well how are you?'' Aohd replies, ``Got to get this table home, See yeah''\n\n\tAohd walks into Jason's and says, ``Got a new table'' Jason looks at it with embroidered sides and says, ``Looks like something from a car lot'' Aohd replies, ``It is'' \n\n\tHe places it where the old ones was and says, ``They said I've made them more than enough money'' He pulls out a big stack of bills and says, ``They also handed me this'' Aohd looks at the money and says, ``I do not want to know where you store that''\n\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Aohd gets a table

\tAohd is sitting on the couch wide-eyed. Fascinated by the TV show. He looks at Jason and says, ``How the hell did he survive that. I did that do someone once and crushed their skull'' Jason shakes his head and says, ``It?s fake that's called a pile driver''

\tAfter the shows over Aohd is cracking up and says, ``We have to do that'' Jason shakes his head and says, ``We need to go to the store. We're out of food''

\tOut of no where Aohd jumps off the couch and dropkicks Jason. Jason screams in pain and says, ``The hell'' Aohd takes a deep breath and says, ``You're going down''

\tJason takes off running as Aohd chases him. He catches up with him. Then jumps and spears him in the back

\tJason is trying to get away and saying, ``Dude snap out of it'' Aohd picks him up and body slams him on the table breaking it. Right as Aohd puts Jason into a submission hold. Jason taps out fast saying, ``I give. I give''

\tAohd stands up strutting and says, ``You can't beat the great one. I am the Phoenix'' Jason is rubbing his chest and shoulder and says, ``Dude you fucking broke my table. That was thirty dollars''

\tAohd throws money in the air cockily and says, ``Money'' Then leaves. Jason shakes his head angerly and kicks a piece of his broken table.

\tAohd still strutting is walking down the street wearing a glittery coat. Someone pushes him into an ally and says, ``Hand it over bud. I'm sticking you up'' Aohd looks down and says, ``No. Not today'' He spreads his wings, ``No one messes with the Phoenix'' He flips the guy over his back into a dumpster. Gets up and runs over. Flips into the air and lands with both feet on the guy?s chest. He gets up gasping for air.

\tAohd punches him a couple of times in the face then takes his arm and slams him into a building wall.

\tThe guy gets up and runs away, saying, ``Oh fuck'' Aohd chases him. He runs into a group of four men.

\tThe guy he was chasing says, ``Get him'' One walks up and says, ``You need to get off of our turf buddy''

\tAohd points down and says, ``Oh no. This is my turf'', in a loud voice.  The gang pulls out guns and starts shooting at him.

\tAohd gasps and says, ``Wait those are real'' They stop and say, ``How are you alive'' Aohd looks and spits out a few bullets and says, ``Dude you shot me''

\tHe begins glowing and spreads his wings. Fear replaces anger on the gang's faces. Aohd flies into the air, engulfed in flames. The gang runs saying, ``It's yours''

\tAohd walks to the car lot and says, ``Dude I fucked up again'' The dealer looks frustrated from two customers and says, ``Busy'' Aohd rolls his eyes and says, ``This car? You'd get a better deal buying a matchbox'' They look at him confused and says, ``Why?'' Aohd shakes his head and says, ``So you can torch your old one and use the money to buy this car'' They roll their eyes and laugh then say, ``OK bud You got a deal'' to the sells man.

\tAfter it's finalized the sells man says, ``How'd that work?'' Aohd shrugs and says, ``People are idiots. But I have a problem I broke my roommates table'' The sells man asks, ``How?'' Aohd shrugs and says, ``Body slam. But I need a new one'' The sells man shrugs and replies, ``I sell cars not furniture'' Aohd points and says, ``You have a nice table there how about it?'' The sells man replies, ``Because I need that''

\tAohd nods and asks, ``How can I get a good one?'' The sells man shrugs and says, ``I bought that one at Wendy's Furniture outlet. But they got sued by a restaurant'' Aohd shakes his head and mumbles, ``Red heads''

\tThe sells man looks back at the table and says, ``Here, you've sold more cars than everyone here combined three times over. I don't know how you do it but you can have the table. Didn't even think it was possible for a car lot to sellout. But thanks to you I did. So congrats'' Aohd nods and walks over to the table. Puts it on his back and walks away all the stuff that was on it shatter on the floor.

\tAnother pit bull walks up and yells, ``My stuff!'' The sells man says to him, ``That's the man that got us enough money for that new car you bought''

\tThe second sells man smiles big and says, ``Well how are you?'' Aohd replies, ``Got to get this table home, See yeah''

\tAohd walks into Jason's and says, ``Got a new table'' Jason looks at it with embroidered sides and says, ``Looks like something from a car lot'' Aohd replies, ``It is''

\tHe places it where the old ones was and says, ``They said I've made them more than enough money'' He pulls out a big stack of bills and says, ``They also handed me this'' Aohd looks at the money and says, ``I do not want to know where you store that''

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