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  "writing": "Chapter 26 \nAngie and Kit \n    Angie sits down on the couch with Kit and says, \"First thing, I don't want a big hug and saying this is a breakthrough\" Kit smiles waits for Angie to continue. Angie sighs and says, \"Promise\". Kit is giddy and nods. \n    Angie knows at any minute Kit will crack, but says, \"I went to my usual sandwich shop today and got my usual”. Kit nods as Angie continues. \"The woman taking my order offered me an alternative way to pay. I didn't take it\". Kit nods and asks, “Why would I get giddy over this?\" Angie shrugs and says, \"Because, before you, I would have taken her in the back and fucked her brains out. But I just kept hearing your voice\" \n    Kit smiles and says, \"But you still have a long way to go. So what do you want me to do to you?\" Angie shrugs and says, \"For one, be happy for me\". \"How is not being a slut a big thing? I'd bet my paycheck that you won't last a week\" said Kit. Angie nods then says, \"OK\"\n    Kit crosses her arms and replies, \"Also, I'd like to see this sandwich place\".Angie shrugs and says, \"OK\" as she grabs her jacket and says, “Let's go”. Kit smiles and follows her out the door.\nBadger trouble \n    As they head to the sandwich shop, Kit looks into the bookstore as they pass it. Kit laughs and says, \"Looks like Spec is having a good time talking to that badger\". Angie looks at her and says, \"What?\" Kit repeats herself and Angie spins the wheel of her car to do a tight u-turn that throws Kit against the door. \n    They park in front of the store as Angie runs out of the car, and towards the store. \nKit gets out yelling,\"WHAT?!” As Angie runs into the store, she yells \"What is going on here?\" The badger turned around to see Angie and says, \"What the hell are you doing here?\" \"I work here\" yelled Angie as the badger turned to Spec grinning. \n    \"Hey, you're the owner here right? I want her fired. She assaulted me the other day\" said the badger. \"You called me a whore, bitch!” yelled Angie which caused Spec to snicker under his breath. The badger looked to Spec and said, \"She slapped me, called me a whore and tried to get me to go in the back with her like she did another two a few weeks before\".\n    Spec looked between the two women as he drank from his coffee cup. \"Well miss, she does work here, but I'm not firing her over personal matters you two have outside my shop\". \"What? But she hit me and got me fired from my job!\" the badger said to Spec. \"Well Ma'am, if you were in the right and got fired, you need to take that up with your former employer. Angie has not done anything to warrant me firing her here\" said Spec as he took another drink. The badger stomped her foot as she stormed off in a huff.\n    \"So what are you doing here?\" Spec asked Angie, still in shock Spec defended her. She said, \"Kit asked to see this sandwich shop I eat lunch at from time to time\". \"Oh, cool,\" said Spec as she took out two 20 dollar bills from his wallet. \"Bring me back a large Italian combo, large axe zero and salt and vinegar chips. Keep the change\" he said.\n    The badger gets mad and yells, \"THE FUCK!?\" Both Spec and Angie ignore her as Angie leaves. Angie gets in and slams the car door. Kit who just walked in the store, follows her out and says, \"What the hell was all that?\" Angie growls and replies,\"That bitch called me a whore\". Confused, Kit says, \"You use to be proud of it\".\n    Angie starts the car, staring off into space before saying, \"That's the situation I was talking about. I kept hearing you, so I couldn't do anything. Hell, the cock sucker has a nice chest”. Kit pats Angie's shoulder and says, \"Angie\" Angie pushes her hand away and says, \"Unless you're going to say go kick that sluts ass, shut up\". Kit sits up straight. \nJessy's problem \n    Beth walks into the living room to see Jessy trying to adjust the temp upstairs. She walks up and says, \"Hey buddy\". Jessy growls and says, \"Hey Beth\". Beth puts a hand on her and says, \"Someone's hot\". Jessy sighs and says, \"You caught me. I'm in heat\". Beth giggles and says, \"It's OK, you're just turning into a woman. This happens to all of us\". \n    Jessy goes back up to the room and says, \"Beth, I had the talk in school when I was twelve\". Beth smiles and says, \"I'm new to this\". Jessy replies, \"You're wanting to be a mom. You're going to have the chance to give the talk. Hell, both you and Vicky are planning on getting knocked up. You might have two girls or one boy and a girl or\". Beth puts her hand up and says \"I got it\" as Jessy moves on. \n    Jessy flops down on the couch outside her room and turns the TV on. \"Damn, I wish I had someone\", she says as she unfastens her pants and slides her hand into her panties. She smiles and says, \"but I do have a couple of friends that I have had sex with\". \nShe fixes herself and walks downstairs and finds Beth in the kitchen hiding, behind a cabinet door. \"Hey, Beth\". Beth closes the door quickly and says, \"Hey Jess, want to talk?\" Jessica rolls her eyes and replies, “I don't care if you were getting a drink. But seriously, if you're going to get pregnant, you're going to need to quit\". \n    Beth, acting innocent says, \"I don't know what you're talking about\" as she stands up. Jessy walks over to the cabinet Beth was just standing. She opens it, takes out a bottle of rum, and takes a swig. Beth gasps and says \"You're underage\". Jessica shrugs and says, \"You were supposed to quit\". “I'm having a relapse,\" said Beth. \"you never stopped\". \"Did too\" said Beth in a fit.\n    Jessy smiles and walks over to the cabinet over the sink opens it. She reaches into the back and begins taking out bottles of whiskey and other liquors. Beth starts taking them and asks \"How did you find those?\" Jessy smiles and says, \"You need a better hiding spot. Your kids will find your them in minutes. It took me three\". “I thought Vicky was taking those,” said Beth \n    Jessy shrugs and says, \"It was. I had to act like I was getting milk. But after I saw a video of a cow with G cup boobs squirting milk out into the mouths of three wolves jacking off to it, I don’t drink it anymore\". Beth gasps again and says, \"You got pass my filters?\" Jessy leans in and says, \"'Cute pussy', isn't a good password. It was the first thing I tried\". \n    Beth looks down and says, \"I'll hide my liquor in a harder spot, but how did you know I was drinking?\" Jessy laughs, \"Don't hide it in the garage, that's the next place I was going to look\". Beth smiles and opens her mouth but Jessy says, \"Don't hide it in the same spot, just moved in a different side\" Beth smiles and opens her mouth again but Jessy shakes her head before saying, \"Don't hide it in the bedroom, Vicky will find it\". Just then, they hear, \"Find what?\" Beth quickly puts the bottles up and says, \"Nothing. She'll find your surprise”.\n     Vicky opens the cabinets and starts pulling the bottles out. \"Beth, I know you have this. But I thought you were going to quit\". Beth looks down and says \"I'm cutting down\" Vicky kisses her and says, \"I know\". \nJessy says, \"You two I have a problem\". Beth covers her mouth and runs to hugs Jessy saying, \"We'll quit together\". Jessy backs up and says, \"No, I'm in heat and horny. Could one of you help a girl out?\"\n    Beth covers her mouth and says \"I can't do that with a minor\". Jessy rolls her eyes replying \"I've already done it with you. Also, I'm sixteen. I'm legally allowed to consent to sex. Are you drunk?\" Beth leaves saying, \"No, I only had one glass\" \n    Vicky sighs and says \"Jessy, yes she's drunk. And go finger yourself like me and Kit used to\". Jessy laughs and says, \"Oh, Angie told me about you and Mike. Don't forget Donny. And don’t you mean you and Kit fingered each other?\" Vicky turns and asks, \"Donny?\" \n    Jessy smiles saying, \"That cute beaver that use to live on the other side of town. That you use to sneak into your room\". Vicky blushes and leaves. \nJessy laughs and pulls out a bottle and takes a swig. She hears, \"Me and Donny only did it three times before we were caught\". Jessy turns around with the bottle in her hand. Vicky has her arms crossed and says, \"Like you. Now put the bottle up. I'm helping Beth hide them”. Jessy rolls her eyes and hands the bottle to Vicky before leaving. \nMike's date \n    Mike walks out of Ashley's apartment with her. She's a blond fox who he thinks is cute. At his car, he seated her before getting in himself. He says, \"So, I was planning on going to see that new space movie\" She grins and replies, \"That sound nice, but I'd rather go see flowers in the wind”. Mike smiles but feels dread about having to go see a chick flick. He also knows she's testing him. At least he hopes she is. \n    Later, as they're walking out, Mike has a tired look on his face and says, \"Sorry I fell asleep\". Ashley shrugs and says \"The only part I didn't like was when the usher woke you up because you were snoring\". Mike replies, \"Sorry\". She shrugs and says, \"Just take me home\". Mike repeats, \"I'm sorry\" not sure why she's so torn up on him falling asleep, but he doesn't ask. Instead, he asks, \"Could we at least go to get something to eat? I have a reservation\". \n    Ashley shrugs and says, \"Sure\". Mike is starting to feel the only thing she has going for her is her cuteness. When they get to the place, she is texting on her phone. He's thinking of just taking her home and taking Kit or his brother to dinner. But then after their inside, she looks around and says, \"You really put some money into this\". \nMike shrugs and says, \"I actually know the owner. He gives me a discount\". He figures he won't ask her out on another date. But she smiles and says, \"Sorry about getting so mad\". Mike nods and says, \"Again, sorry about falling asleep\". Ashley sighs and says, \"You probably think I'm a bitch, don't you\". \n    In his head he says, \"Yep\" but says, \"No\" out loud. She bows her head and says, \"I was thinking in the car. I'm sure you didn't mean to put your face on my chest\". Mike coughs shocked, as he was trying to be a gentleman. \n    He says, \"Ashley, I'm so sorry.\" She shakes her head and replies, \"I loved the movie but it's also the fifth time I've seen it. I've dated three men before you and they fell asleep. Every man in there but one gay man on a date was asleep. His partner was snoring louder than you\". Mike laughs and says, \"Must be a guy thing\".\n    She looks over the menu and says, \"About a quarter of the woman was asleep also. I don't know what is so boring about a young girl going out on her own and finding herself. Then realizing the wildflowers she use to watch float past her window when the wind blew was what truly made her happy. So she decided to restore a house near her old place. But then she was diagnosed with cancer. But at the end, as she was dying of the disease she watched the flowers float past her window as she took her last breath\". \n    She wipes the tears from her eyes and says, \"It's so beautiful\". Mike nods and says \"I see it now\" to make her happy. She perks up and says, \"So can we go see it again this weekend?\" Mike sighs and says \"Sure\" praying she is just testing him. \n",
  "writing_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>Chapter 26 <br />Angie and Kit <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Angie sits down on the couch with Kit and says, &quot;First thing, I don&#039;t want a big hug and saying this is a breakthrough&quot; Kit smiles waits for Angie to continue. Angie sighs and says, &quot;Promise&quot;. Kit is giddy and nods. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Angie knows at any minute Kit will crack, but says, &quot;I went to my usual sandwich shop today and got my usual&rdquo;. Kit nods as Angie continues. &quot;The woman taking my order offered me an alternative way to pay. I didn&#039;t take it&quot;. Kit nods and asks, &ldquo;Why would I get giddy over this?&quot; Angie shrugs and says, &quot;Because, before you, I would have taken her in the back and fucked her brains out. But I just kept hearing your voice&quot; <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kit smiles and says, &quot;But you still have a long way to go. So what do you want me to do to you?&quot; Angie shrugs and says, &quot;For one, be happy for me&quot;. &quot;How is not being a slut a big thing? I&#039;d bet my paycheck that you won&#039;t last a week&quot; said Kit. Angie nods then says, &quot;OK&quot;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kit crosses her arms and replies, &quot;Also, I&#039;d like to see this sandwich place&quot;.Angie shrugs and says, &quot;OK&quot; as she grabs her jacket and says, &ldquo;Let&#039;s go&rdquo;. Kit smiles and follows her out the door.<br />Badger trouble <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As they head to the sandwich shop, Kit looks into the bookstore as they pass it. Kit laughs and says, &quot;Looks like Spec is having a good time talking to that badger&quot;. Angie looks at her and says, &quot;What?&quot; Kit repeats herself and Angie spins the wheel of her car to do a tight u-turn that throws Kit against the door. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They park in front of the store as Angie runs out of the car, and towards the store. <br />Kit gets out yelling,&quot;WHAT?!&rdquo; As Angie runs into the store, she yells &quot;What is going on here?&quot; The badger turned around to see Angie and says, &quot;What the hell are you doing here?&quot; &quot;I work here&quot; yelled Angie as the badger turned to Spec grinning. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Hey, you&#039;re the owner here right? I want her fired. She assaulted me the other day&quot; said the badger. &quot;You called me a whore, bitch!&rdquo; yelled Angie which caused Spec to snicker under his breath. The badger looked to Spec and said, &quot;She slapped me, called me a whore and tried to get me to go in the back with her like she did another two a few weeks before&quot;.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Spec looked between the two women as he drank from his coffee cup. &quot;Well miss, she does work here, but I&#039;m not firing her over personal matters you two have outside my shop&quot;. &quot;What? But she hit me and got me fired from my job!&quot; the badger said to Spec. &quot;Well Ma&#039;am, if you were in the right and got fired, you need to take that up with your former employer. Angie has not done anything to warrant me firing her here&quot; said Spec as he took another drink. The badger stomped her foot as she stormed off in a huff.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;So what are you doing here?&quot; Spec asked Angie, still in shock Spec defended her. She said, &quot;Kit asked to see this sandwich shop I eat lunch at from time to time&quot;. &quot;Oh, cool,&quot; said Spec as she took out two 20 dollar bills from his wallet. &quot;Bring me back a large Italian combo, large axe zero and salt and vinegar chips. Keep the change&quot; he said.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The badger gets mad and yells, &quot;THE FUCK!?&quot; Both Spec and Angie ignore her as Angie leaves. Angie gets in and slams the car door. Kit who just walked in the store, follows her out and says, &quot;What the hell was all that?&quot; Angie growls and replies,&quot;That bitch called me a whore&quot;. Confused, Kit says, &quot;You use to be proud of it&quot;.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Angie starts the car, staring off into space before saying, &quot;That&#039;s the situation I was talking about. I kept hearing you, so I couldn&#039;t do anything. Hell, the cock sucker has a nice chest&rdquo;. 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Hell, both you and Vicky are planning on getting knocked up. You might have two girls or one boy and a girl or&quot;. Beth puts her hand up and says &quot;I got it&quot; as Jessy moves on. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jessy flops down on the couch outside her room and turns the TV on. &quot;Damn, I wish I had someone&quot;, she says as she unfastens her pants and slides her hand into her panties. She smiles and says, &quot;but I do have a couple of friends that I have had sex with&quot;. <br />She fixes herself and walks downstairs and finds Beth in the kitchen hiding, behind a cabinet door. &quot;Hey, Beth&quot;. Beth closes the door quickly and says, &quot;Hey Jess, want to talk?&quot; Jessica rolls her eyes and replies, &ldquo;I don&#039;t care if you were getting a drink. 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It took me three&quot;. &ldquo;I thought Vicky was taking those,&rdquo; said Beth <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jessy shrugs and says, &quot;It was. I had to act like I was getting milk. But after I saw a video of a cow with G cup boobs squirting milk out into the mouths of three wolves jacking off to it, I don&rsquo;t drink it anymore&quot;. Beth gasps again and says, &quot;You got pass my filters?&quot; Jessy leans in and says, &quot;&#039;Cute pussy&#039;, isn&#039;t a good password. It was the first thing I tried&quot;. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Beth looks down and says, &quot;I&#039;ll hide my liquor in a harder spot, but how did you know I was drinking?&quot; Jessy laughs, &quot;Don&#039;t hide it in the garage, that&#039;s the next place I was going to look&quot;. Beth smiles and opens her mouth but Jessy says, &quot;Don&#039;t hide it in the same spot, just moved in a different side&quot; Beth smiles and opens her mouth again but Jessy shakes her head before saying, &quot;Don&#039;t hide it in the bedroom, Vicky will find it&quot;. Just then, they hear, &quot;Find what?&quot; Beth quickly puts the bottles up and says, &quot;Nothing. She&#039;ll find your surprise&rdquo;.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Vicky opens the cabinets and starts pulling the bottles out. &quot;Beth, I know you have this. But I thought you were going to quit&quot;. Beth looks down and says &quot;I&#039;m cutting down&quot; Vicky kisses her and says, &quot;I know&quot;. <br />Jessy says, &quot;You two I have a problem&quot;. Beth covers her mouth and runs to hugs Jessy saying, &quot;We&#039;ll quit together&quot;. Jessy backs up and says, &quot;No, I&#039;m in heat and horny. Could one of you help a girl out?&quot;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Beth covers her mouth and says &quot;I can&#039;t do that with a minor&quot;. Jessy rolls her eyes replying &quot;I&#039;ve already done it with you. Also, I&#039;m sixteen. I&#039;m legally allowed to consent to sex. Are you drunk?&quot; Beth leaves saying, &quot;No, I only had one glass&quot; <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vicky sighs and says &quot;Jessy, yes she&#039;s drunk. And go finger yourself like me and Kit used to&quot;. Jessy laughs and says, &quot;Oh, Angie told me about you and Mike. Don&#039;t forget Donny. And don&rsquo;t you mean you and Kit fingered each other?&quot; Vicky turns and asks, &quot;Donny?&quot; <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jessy smiles saying, &quot;That cute beaver that use to live on the other side of town. That you use to sneak into your room&quot;. Vicky blushes and leaves. <br />Jessy laughs and pulls out a bottle and takes a swig. She hears, &quot;Me and Donny only did it three times before we were caught&quot;. Jessy turns around with the bottle in her hand. Vicky has her arms crossed and says, &quot;Like you. Now put the bottle up. I&#039;m helping Beth hide them&rdquo;. Jessy rolls her eyes and hands the bottle to Vicky before leaving. <br />Mike&#039;s date <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mike walks out of Ashley&#039;s apartment with her. She&#039;s a blond fox who he thinks is cute. At his car, he seated her before getting in himself. He says, &quot;So, I was planning on going to see that new space movie&quot; She grins and replies, &quot;That sound nice, but I&#039;d rather go see flowers in the wind&rdquo;. Mike smiles but feels dread about having to go see a chick flick. He also knows she&#039;s testing him. At least he hopes she is. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Later, as they&#039;re walking out, Mike has a tired look on his face and says, &quot;Sorry I fell asleep&quot;. Ashley shrugs and says &quot;The only part I didn&#039;t like was when the usher woke you up because you were snoring&quot;. Mike replies, &quot;Sorry&quot;. She shrugs and says, &quot;Just take me home&quot;. Mike repeats, &quot;I&#039;m sorry&quot; not sure why she&#039;s so torn up on him falling asleep, but he doesn&#039;t ask. Instead, he asks, &quot;Could we at least go to get something to eat? I have a reservation&quot;. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ashley shrugs and says, &quot;Sure&quot;. Mike is starting to feel the only thing she has going for her is her cuteness. When they get to the place, she is texting on her phone. He&#039;s thinking of just taking her home and taking Kit or his brother to dinner. But then after their inside, she looks around and says, &quot;You really put some money into this&quot;. <br />Mike shrugs and says, &quot;I actually know the owner. He gives me a discount&quot;. He figures he won&#039;t ask her out on another date. But she smiles and says, &quot;Sorry about getting so mad&quot;. Mike nods and says, &quot;Again, sorry about falling asleep&quot;. Ashley sighs and says, &quot;You probably think I&#039;m a bitch, don&#039;t you&quot;. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In his head he says, &quot;Yep&quot; but says, &quot;No&quot; out loud. She bows her head and says, &quot;I was thinking in the car. I&#039;m sure you didn&#039;t mean to put your face on my chest&quot;. Mike coughs shocked, as he was trying to be a gentleman. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He says, &quot;Ashley, I&#039;m so sorry.&quot; She shakes her head and replies, &quot;I loved the movie but it&#039;s also the fifth time I&#039;ve seen it. I&#039;ve dated three men before you and they fell asleep. Every man in there but one gay man on a date was asleep. His partner was snoring louder than you&quot;. Mike laughs and says, &quot;Must be a guy thing&quot;.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She looks over the menu and says, &quot;About a quarter of the woman was asleep also. I don&#039;t know what is so boring about a young girl going out on her own and finding herself. Then realizing the wildflowers she use to watch float past her window when the wind blew was what truly made her happy. So she decided to restore a house near her old place. But then she was diagnosed with cancer. But at the end, as she was dying of the disease she watched the flowers float past her window as she took her last breath&quot;. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She wipes the tears from her eyes and says, &quot;It&#039;s so beautiful&quot;. Mike nods and says &quot;I see it now&quot; to make her happy. She perks up and says, &quot;So can we go see it again this weekend?&quot; Mike sighs and says &quot;Sure&quot; praying she is just testing him. <br /></span>",
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