[DISCLAIMERS WOOOOOOOOO-I'll try and keep this short]
[POV? You'll figure it out. You're a smart boy/girl/whatever you identify as]
[Don't ask about the Spanish. Scroll through for the translation, too lazy to check what page it's on.]
[Grammar mistakes, half asleep, blah blah blah you get the idea.]
[Also probably worth noting, the pictures were made BEFORE I wrote this. Some details might not line up 100%. I am aware of this, and too lazy to fix it. It is currently 2:00 in the morning. I want sleep. Thank you in advance for understanding.]

Tení un idea estupida, pero estó mucho divertido. Está simplico que estó, pero que hacó está mucho mas interesante. Decó que... espera... ¡no sabes que hací, ¿sabes?! Vale, porque estás escuchando a mí, obviamente quieres saber la historia. No preguntar Charizard de este, porque no le gustaria me si sabes...
Algún tená la idea genial a ir cámping [IM NOT EVEN JOKING ABOUT THAT TRANSLATION]. La hora era 8:00 en la noche (¿tarde? no es importante) y Charizard, Scyther, y yo estamos dormiendo. Oyí algún despertando, y calor pasando de la frente a la atras de mi cabeza. Charizard pensé a mi mismo. Desde eso "accidente" con...sabes, haciendo...pis...en mi duerme, querí vengaza. Pero, "vengaza" es un palabra fuerte. "Avergonzar el" es mas qué querí. Nunca "fue" cuándo algúna estó mirando el. Siempre necesita estar en privado, y creio que estó. Poco despues de salio el terreno de cámping, desperté completamente y seguí el.
Seguí el un poco dentro de los arbóles, intentando a estar callado. Despues que pensé estó una hora, el momento que esté esperando para llegado. Un arbusto, no un arból curiosamente. Estando de pie mucho detras de el, esperando para eso sonido---y ahi estó. Despacio, me acerco de el. Qué comenzó como salpicaduras amables llegó a ser un pequeño pero fuerzo chorro de su orina. Oyendo este hacio me tener que..."ir". Pero ignoré el siento, para el tiempo estando. Ahora esté a la izquierda de Charizard. Decí en un voz callado, "Oye como estas teniendo problemas..."Su alas estaron como un muro. Envolví un vid debajo de su alas, alrededor de...su...¿ne-necesitasme decir el? Cualquier manera, continué,"¿Quieresme a ayudarte?".
Charizard congeló para 5-10 segundos. Vio a mi y dice algo como,"What in the world are you doing?" Silencié el, y decí,"Relajar, Charizard. Este está agradable, ¿no? Sentiendo alivio, oyendo el sonido de orina saliendo su cuerpo y salpicando en el terreno..." En eso momento, comenzé moviendo su "punteria" a la derecha y izquierda, recubriendo el arbusto con su orina. Relajó su alas, pero solamente un poco. Tartamudeá algo como, "Why are you here, watching me go?" Silencié el otra vez. "Relajar, y observar. Para mi, este es muy calmante. Algo del sonido, o el siento es muy relajante para mi. Pero porque no puedo estar en mis piernas detras, no puedo disfrutar eso completamente." Su corriente despaciosamente perdio su fuerza. De lloviendo en las hojas a regando el césped en promixo de 5 segundos. Aflojé mi apretón en su...sabes. Pregunté este a Charizard: "¿No estás curioso qué cata como?" Vio a mi en confusión. "¿Está el salado, dulce, agrio, qué cata como?" Vio a Charizard en los ojos. "Vas a descubrir." Agarré el y sostené el en el terreno. 
Dentro de un segundo de eso, esté en Charizard. Como, en Charizard. Específicamente, cerca de su boca. "Monté" su boca, y permití mi..."miembro"...llamamos el eso. Permití mi "miembro" a colgar un poco en su boca, y... comenzé haciendo pis en su boca. En el momento, sentí muuuuy bueno a hacer. Burlando el con, "¿Cómo cata?" "El dragón rendio a una planta." y "Si no bebes este, tendré mas divertido contigo cuándo estoy vacio.". Menos alga gárgaras, no contestó. Y, como se esperada, no tragó algun de mi orina, y no pensó a empujarme lejos del mismo hasta despues que esté terminado. Corrio inmediatamente a la terreno de cámping y escondio en su carpa por el resto de la noche.

[Welcome to the translation.]

I had a dumb idea, but it was a lot of fun. The idea itself was simple, but what he did was a lot more interesting. He said that...wait...you don't know what I did, do you? Okay, because you're listening to me, you obviously want to know the story. Just don't ask Charizard about this, he wouldn't like it if you know...
Someone had the great idea of going camping [YOU THOUGHT I WAS JOKING?]. The time was 8:00 at night and Charizard, Scyther, and I were sleeping. I heard someone waking up, and heat passed from the front to the back of my head. Charizard, I thought to myself. Since that "accident" with...you know...peeing...in my sleep, I wanted revenge. But, "revenge" is a strong word. "Embarass him" is more what I wanted. He never "went" when someone was watching him. He always needs to be in private, and he believed he was. A little bit after he left the campsite, I fully woke up and followed him.
I followed him a little ways into the woods, trying to be silent. After what I thought was an hour, the moment I was waiting for arrived. A bush, not a tree, curiously. Standing far behind him, waiting for that sound---there it was. Slowly, I approached him. What started as small splashes became a small but powerful stream of urine. Hearing this made me have to..."go", but I ignored the feeling, for the time being. Now I was basically directly to Charizard's left. I said in a quiet voice, "Sounds like you're having a problem..."His wings were like a wall. I wrapped one of my vines under his wing and...around his...d-do you need me to say it? Anyway, I continued, "Want me to help you?"
Charizard froze for a solid [BADUM TSS] 5 to 10 seconds. He looked at me and said something like, "What in the world are you doing?" I silenced him, and said,"Relax, Charizard. This is nice, isn't it? Feeling relieved, hearing the sound of urine leaving your body and splashing on the ground..." I then started moving his "aim" to the right and left, covering the bush with his urine. He relaxed his wings, but only slightly. He stuttered something like, "Why are you here, watching me go?" I silenced him again. "Relax, and observe. For me, this is very calming. Something about the sound, or the feeling is very relaxing for me. But because I can't stand on my hind legs, I can't enjoy it fully." His stream sloyly lost its force, going from raining on the leaves to watering the grass in the span of 5 seconds. I loosened my grip on his...you know. I asked this to Charizard:"You aren't curious what it tastes like?" He looked at me in confusion. "Is it salty, sweet, sour, what does it taste like?" I looked Charizard in the eyes. "You're gonna find out." I grabbed and held him on the ground.
Within a second of that, I was on Charizard. Like, on Charizard. Specifically, near his mouth. I "mounted" his mouth, and let my..."member"...we'll call it that. I let my "member" hang slightly inside his mouth, and...started peeing in it. At the time, it felt sooooo good to do. Taunting him with, "How does it taste?" "The dragon surrendered to a plant." and "If you don't drink this, i'll have more fun with you when i'm empty." Minus some gargles, he didn't respond. And, as expected, he didn't swallow any of my urine, and he didn't think to push me away until after I was done. He immediately ran to the campground and hid in his tent for the rest of the night.