[First things first, don't ask why this is in spanish. A translation has been provided, it's the second document thingy attached to this post]
[Secondly, this is told from the POV of an Ivysaur]
[Third, it's an ungodly hour, im only awake due to my addiction to the internet. Expect grammar mistakes]
[Fourth, feedback. Please.]
[Fifth, if you speak spanish, tell me how I did.]
[Lastly, don't ask why I wrote this in spanish. Seriously. Even i'm not sure as to why]

Hoy estó uno de los dias que...
¿Sabes qué? No voy a quejarse de este. Este es mi cupla, y necesité estar mas alerta. Pero, ¿qué estoy hablando de? *Respirar* Si necesitas saber...

La dia es Martes. La fecha, no relevante. En unos bosques, donde todos de estes historias comienzan. Con Charizard y Scyther, pero los dos no pueden entender español (si no cuentas los básicos, "Hola, cómo estás"), y porque de este, necesito graficos si quiero conversar con los dos. Recordar este, estará mucho importante.
Estó... 12:00. Media del dia. Estamos viajando desde la noche antes, y... ¿sabes adonde este historia va? Porque Charizard piensó que estó un idea buena a tomar 6 o 7 botellas de agua con el, y porque estoy el bajo y pequeño uno, bebí 5 botellas porque no tengo mucho energia. Sudo mucho facilmente. Con eso información, puedo decir este historia a ti.	
¿Donde esté? Ah, la parte que estas aqui para. 12:00, media del dia, ¿recuerdas este? Estamos caminando en los bosques, cuando mi vejiga [Writer's note: "Vejiga" isn't vagina] decio, para ningun razón, "¿Piensas poder vaciarme? ¿Ahora?". Mis ojos comenzaron buscando para un lugar a orinar. Decí a mis amigos, "¿Podemos descansar para un minuto? Necesito... 'ir'...¿sabes?" ¿Recuerdas eso "no entienden español" parte? Porque no recordé eso hasta despues decí eso. Giraron, y Charizard decio algo como... "You know we can't understand you, right?" En eso momento, sentí mi estomago dejar.
"Perfecto, ¿qué haré ahora?" Pensé a mi mismo. Mis piernas atrás comenzaron sacudir, queriendo a cruzar, gracias de mi vejiga. "No tengo mucho tiempo, necesitan saber. ¿Pero cómo?" pensé. "Quizas si yo..." Los dos comenzaron caminando. "No tiempo a pensar. No ahora."
El tiempo es 12:30, mi vejiga está en dolor, y no tengo unas ideas cómo puedo decir eso a mis amigos.
1:00, nada
1:30, ¿Qué piensas?
2:00, este es cuando quieres leer. Estamos el la media de Guano, Ninguna Parta. Necesito orinar, y no puedo esperar mas. "Un poco mas..." decí a mi mismo, en algun intenta de desesperación. "Sostener el... sostener el...un poco mas...sostener el..." Finalmente, grito:
¡NO PUEDO SOSTENER ESO!
En eso momento, giré a mi izquierda y correr en los bosques.

Con mi atrá derecha pierna en un árbol, yo finalmente descansé. Sentí mi orina saliendo mi cuerpo, y oir el golpeando el árbol. Saló con algun fuerza, porque sentí algun orina chapotear en mi... "partes privados". Cerré mis ojos y suspirar en alivio. Como tiempo pasó, un charco comenzó formando, alcanzando un poco de mi otra pierna. La orina comenzó salir mas lento, y mas lento, y mas lento. Oyé mi orina va de golpeando el arbol con muy mucha fuerza a suavemente cubriendo el césped. Alrededor 3 o 4 segundos despues de eso, esté vaciado. Sentí calor, no en mi orta pierna, pero en todo del fondo de mi cuerpo.
Oyé risando, y mi fondo de mi cuerpo está calor.
Estó en eso momento, desperté.
Desperté a mis amigos risando a mi, "¿Qué estan risando a?" Pensé a mi mismo. En eso momento olí algo horrible, casi prodrido. Ví abajo, y ví un charco de orina.
Mi orina.
Mierda.
Oyé Charizard dice algo: "He wasn't even asleep 10 minutes!"
Scyther contestó: "We were taking a break so you didn't piss yourself, Einstein! Why the hell would you just fall asleep?"
"Vale, ¡bueno suerte explicando eso!" Decí a mi mismo, "Especialmente cuando nadie puede entender qué estás diciendo."

[Welcome to the translation]
[Again, don't ask why I chose to write it in spanish]
[:^)]
Today was one of those days that...
You know what? Im not going to complain about this. This is my fault, and I needed to be more alert. But what am I talking about? *Breath) If you have to know...

The day is Tuesday. The date, not relevant. In a forest, where all these stories start. With Charizard and Scyther, but they can't understand spanish (if you don't count the basics, "Hi, how are you?"), and because of that, I need graphics if I want to conversate with them. Remember this, it will be very important.
It was... 12:00. Middle of the day. We were traveling since the night before and...you know where this story is going? Because Charizard thought that it was a good idea to take 6 or 7 water bottles with him, and because im the short and small one, I drank 5 water bottles, because I don't have a lot of energy. I sweat easily. With that information, I can tell this story to you.
Where was I? Ah, the part that you're here for. 12:00, middle of the day, remember this? We were walking in the woods, when my bladder says, for literally no reason, "You think you could empty me? Now?" I started looking for a place to pee [Writer's note-Technically, it translates to Urinate, but I mean, they're literally the same thing]. I said to my friends, "Can we rest for a minute? I have to...'go'...you know?" Remember that whole "they can't understand spanish" part? Well I didn't remember it until after I said that. They turned around, and Charizard says, "You know we can't understand you, right?" At that moment, I felt my stomach drop.
"Perfect, what will I do now?" I thought to myself. My hind legs started to shake, wanting to cross thanks to my bladder. "I don't have a lot of time, they need to know. But how?" I thought. "Maybe if I..." they started walking. "No time to think. Not now."
The time is 12:30, my bladder is in pain, and I have no idea for how to tell that to my friends.
1:00, nothing
1:30, What do you think?
2:00, this is where you want to read. We're in the middle of Batcrap, Nowhere. I gotta pee, and I can't want any more. "Just a little longer..." I tell myself in some desperation attempt. "Hold it...hold it...just a little more...hold it..." Finally, I shout:
"I CAN'T HOLD IT!"
At that moment I turned to my left and ran into the woods

With my hind-right leg up against a tree, I finally relax. I felt the urine leaving my body, and hear it hitting the tree. It was coming out with some force, because I felt some urine splashing onto my... "private parts". I closed my eyes and sighed out of relief. As time passed, a puddle started forming, reaching a little bit of my other leg. The urine started to come out slower, and slower, and slower. I heard my urine go from hitting the tree with a lot of force, to gently covering the grass. About 3 or 4 seconds after that, I was emptied. I felt warm, not on my leg, but on the entire bottom half of my body.
I heard laughing, and my bottom half was warm.
I then woke up.
I woke up to my friends laughing at me. "What are they laughing at?" I thought to myself. I then smelled something horrible, almost rotten. I looked down and I saw a puddle of urine.
My urine.
Crap.
I heard Charizard say: "He wasn't even asleep 10 minutes!"
Scyther responded: "We were taking a break so you didn't piss yourself, Einstein! Why the hell would you just fall asleep?"
"Great, good luck explaining that!" I said to myself, "Especially when nobody can understand what you're saying."