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Anyway, remember how I said that I HYPOTHETICALLY wrote a story in Spanish? Well, hypotheses can be proven right.

Please don't hate me.

As always, feedback is greatly appreciated!

:^)

(P.S. The title translates to; "I need to pee!" or if you want to be literal, "I need to urinate!". That's something you know now)





SLEEP DEPRIVATION WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!","writing":"[First things first, don't ask why this is in spanish. A translation has been provided, it's somewhere in here. Spefically on Page 4]\n[Secondly, this is told from the POV of an Ivysaur]\n[Third, it's an ungodly hour, im only awake due to my addiction to the internet. Expect grammar mistakes]\n[Fourth, feedback. Please.]\n[Fifth, if you speak spanish, tell me how I did.]\n[Lastly, don't ask why I wrote this in spanish. Seriously. Even i'm not sure as to why]\n\nHoy estó uno de los dias que...\n¿Sabes qué? No voy a quejarse de este. Este es mi cupla, y necesité estar mas alerta. Pero, ¿qué estoy hablando de? *Respirar* Si necesitas saber...\n\nLa dia es Martes. La fecha, no relevante. En unos bosques, donde todos de estes historias comienzan. Con Charizard y Scyther, pero los dos no pueden entender español (si no cuentas los básicos, \"Hola, cómo estás\"), y porque de este, necesito graficos si quiero conversar con los dos. Recordar este, estará mucho importante.\nEstó... 12:00. Media del dia. Estamos viajando desde la noche antes, y... ¿sabes adonde este historia va? Porque Charizard piensó que estó un idea buena a tomar 6 o 7 botellas de agua con el, y porque estoy el bajo y pequeño uno, bebí 5 botellas porque no tengo mucho energia. Sudo mucho facilmente. Con eso información, puedo decir este historia a ti.\t\n¿Donde esté? Ah, la parte que estas aqui para. 12:00, media del dia, ¿recuerdas este? Estamos caminando en los bosques, cuando mi vejiga [Writer's note: \"Vejiga\" isn't vagina] decio, para ningun razón, \"¿Piensas poder vaciarme? ¿Ahora?\". Mis ojos comenzaron buscando para un lugar a orinar. Decí a mis amigos, \"¿Podemos descansar para un minuto? Necesito... 'ir'...¿sabes?\" ¿Recuerdas eso \"no entienden español\" parte? Porque no recordé eso hasta despues decí eso. Giraron, y Charizard decio algo como... \"You know we can't understand you, right?\" En eso momento, sentí mi estomago dejar.\n\"Perfecto, ¿qué haré ahora?\" Pensé a mi mismo. Mis piernas atrás comenzaron sacudir, queriendo a cruzar, gracias de mi vejiga. \"No tengo mucho tiempo, necesitan saber. ¿Pero cómo?\" pensé. \"Quizas si yo...\" Los dos comenzaron caminando. \"No tiempo a pensar. No ahora.\"\nEl tiempo es 12:30, mi vejiga está en dolor, y no tengo unas ideas cómo puedo decir eso a mis amigos.\n1:00, nada\n1:30, ¿Qué piensas?\n2:00, este es cuando quieres leer. Estamos el la media de Guano, Ninguna Parta. Necesito orinar, y no puedo esperar mas. \"Un poco mas...\" decí a mi mismo, en algun intenta de desesperación. \"Sostener el... sostener el...un poco mas...sostener el...\" Finalmente, grito:\n¡NO PUEDO SOSTENER ESO!\nEn eso momento, giré a mi izquierda y correr en los bosques.\n\nCon mi atrá derecha pierna en un árbol, yo finalmente descansé. Sentí mi orina saliendo mi cuerpo, y oir el golpeando el árbol. Saló con algun fuerza, porque sentí algun orina chapotear en mi... \"partes privados\". Cerré mis ojos y suspirar en alivio. Como tiempo pasó, un charco comenzó formando, alcanzando un poco de mi otra pierna. La orina comenzó salir mas lento, y mas lento, y mas lento. Oyé mi orina va de golpeando el arbol con muy mucha fuerza a suavemente cubriendo el césped. Alrededor 3 o 4 segundos despues de eso, esté vaciado. Sentí calor, no en mi orta pierna, pero en todo del fondo de mi cuerpo.\nOyé risando, y mi fondo de mi cuerpo está calor.\nEstó en eso momento, desperté.\nDesperté a mis amigos risando a mi, \"¿Qué estan risando a?\" Pensé a mi mismo. En eso momento olí algo horrible, casi prodrido. Ví abajo, y ví un charco de orina.\nMi orina.\nMierda.\nOyé Charizard dice algo: \"He wasn't even asleep 10 minutes!\"\nScyther contestó: \"We were taking a break so you didn't piss yourself, Einstein! Why the hell would you just fall asleep?\"\n\"Vale, ¡bueno suerte explicando eso!\" Decí a mi mismo, \"Especialmente cuando nadie puede entender qué estás diciendo.\"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Welcome to the translation]\n[Again, don't ask why I chose to write it in spanish]\n[:^)]\nToday was one of those days that...\nYou know what? Im not going to complain about this. This is my fault, and I needed to be more alert. But what am I talking about? *Breath) If you have to know...\n\nThe day is Tuesday. The date, not relevant. In a forest, where all these stories start. With Charizard and Scyther, but they can't understand spanish (if you don't count the basics, \"Hi, how are you?\"), and because of that, I need graphics if I want to conversate with them. Remember this, it will be very important.\nIt was... 12:00. Middle of the day. We were traveling since the night before and...you know where this story is going? Because Charizard thought that it was a good idea to take 6 or 7 water bottles with him, and because im the short and small one, I drank 5 water bottles, because I don't have a lot of energy. I sweat easily. With that information, I can tell this story to you.\nWhere was I? Ah, the part that you're here for. 12:00, middle of the day, remember this? We were walking in the woods, when my bladder says, for literally no reason, \"You think you could empty me? Now?\" I started looking for a place to pee [Writer's note-Technically, it translates to Urinate, but I mean, they're literally the same thing]. I said to my friends, \"Can we rest for a minute? I have to...'go'...you know?\" Remember that whole \"they can't understand spanish\" part? Well I didn't remember it until after I said that. They turned around, and Charizard says, \"You know we can't understand you, right?\" At that moment, I felt my stomach drop.\n\"Perfect, what will I do now?\" I thought to myself. My hind legs started to shake, wanting to cross thanks to my bladder. \"I don't have a lot of time, they need to know. But how?\" I thought. \"Maybe if I...\" they started walking. \"No time to think. Not now.\"\nThe time is 12:30, my bladder is in pain, and I have no idea for how to tell that to my friends.\n1:00, nothing\n1:30, What do you think?\n2:00, this is where you want to read. We're in the middle of Batcrap, Nowhere. I gotta pee, and I can't want any more. \"Just a little longer...\" I tell myself in some desperation attempt. \"Hold it...hold it...just a little more...hold it...\" Finally, I shout:\n\n\"I CAN'T HOLD IT!\"\n\nAt that moment I turned to my left and ran into the woods\n\nWith my hind-right leg up against a tree, I finally relax. I felt the urine leaving my body, and hear it hitting the tree. It was coming out with some force, because I felt some urine splashing onto my... \"private parts\". I closed my eyes and sighed out of relief. As time passed, a puddle started forming, reaching a little bit of my other leg. The urine started to come out slower, and slower, and slower. I heard my urine go from hitting the tree with a lot of force, to gently covering the grass. About 3 or 4 seconds after that, I was emptied. I felt warm, not on my leg, but on the entire bottom half of my body.\nI heard laughing, and my bottom half was warm.\nI then woke up.\nI woke up to my friends laughing at me. \"What are they laughing at?\" I thought to myself. I then smelled something horrible, almost rotten. I looked down and I saw a puddle of urine.\nMy urine.\nCrap.\nI heard Charizard say: \"He wasn't even asleep 10 minutes!\"\nScyther responded: \"We were taking a break so you didn't piss yourself, Einstein! Why the hell would you just fall asleep?\"\n\"Great, good luck explaining that!\" I said to myself, \"Especially when nobody can understand what you're saying.\"\n","writing_bbcode_parsed":"[First things first, don't ask why this is in spanish. A translation has been provided, it's somewhere in here. Spefically on Page 4]
[Secondly, this is told from the POV of an Ivysaur]
[Third, it's an ungodly hour, im only awake due to my addiction to the internet. Expect grammar mistakes]
[Fourth, feedback. Please.]
[Fifth, if you speak spanish, tell me how I did.]
[Lastly, don't ask why I wrote this in spanish. Seriously. Even i'm not sure as to why]

Hoy estó uno de los dias que...
¿Sabes qué? No voy a quejarse de este. Este es mi cupla, y necesité estar mas alerta. Pero, ¿qué estoy hablando de? *Respirar* Si necesitas saber...

La dia es Martes. La fecha, no relevante. En unos bosques, donde todos de estes historias comienzan. Con Charizard y Scyther, pero los dos no pueden entender español (si no cuentas los básicos, "Hola, cómo estás"), y porque de este, necesito graficos si quiero conversar con los dos. Recordar este, estará mucho importante.
Estó... 12:00. Media del dia. Estamos viajando desde la noche antes, y... ¿sabes adonde este historia va? Porque Charizard piensó que estó un idea buena a tomar 6 o 7 botellas de agua con el, y porque estoy el bajo y pequeño uno, bebí 5 botellas porque no tengo mucho energia. Sudo mucho facilmente. Con eso información, puedo decir este historia a ti.\t
¿Donde esté? Ah, la parte que estas aqui para. 12:00, media del dia, ¿recuerdas este? Estamos caminando en los bosques, cuando mi vejiga [Writer's note: "Vejiga" isn't vagina] decio, para ningun razón, "¿Piensas poder vaciarme? ¿Ahora?". Mis ojos comenzaron buscando para un lugar a orinar. Decí a mis amigos, "¿Podemos descansar para un minuto? Necesito... 'ir'...¿sabes?" ¿Recuerdas eso "no entienden español" parte? Porque no recordé eso hasta despues decí eso. Giraron, y Charizard decio algo como... "You know we can't understand you, right?" En eso momento, sentí mi estomago dejar.
"Perfecto, ¿qué haré ahora?" Pensé a mi mismo. Mis piernas atrás comenzaron sacudir, queriendo a cruzar, gracias de mi vejiga. "No tengo mucho tiempo, necesitan saber. ¿Pero cómo?" pensé. "Quizas si yo..." Los dos comenzaron caminando. "No tiempo a pensar. No ahora."
El tiempo es 12:30, mi vejiga está en dolor, y no tengo unas ideas cómo puedo decir eso a mis amigos.
1:00, nada
1:30, ¿Qué piensas?
2:00, este es cuando quieres leer. Estamos el la media de Guano, Ninguna Parta. Necesito orinar, y no puedo esperar mas. "Un poco mas..." decí a mi mismo, en algun intenta de desesperación. "Sostener el... sostener el...un poco mas...sostener el..." Finalmente, grito:
¡NO PUEDO SOSTENER ESO!
En eso momento, giré a mi izquierda y correr en los bosques.

Con mi atrá derecha pierna en un árbol, yo finalmente descansé. Sentí mi orina saliendo mi cuerpo, y oir el golpeando el árbol. Saló con algun fuerza, porque sentí algun orina chapotear en mi... "partes privados". Cerré mis ojos y suspirar en alivio. Como tiempo pasó, un charco comenzó formando, alcanzando un poco de mi otra pierna. La orina comenzó salir mas lento, y mas lento, y mas lento. Oyé mi orina va de golpeando el arbol con muy mucha fuerza a suavemente cubriendo el césped. Alrededor 3 o 4 segundos despues de eso, esté vaciado. Sentí calor, no en mi orta pierna, pero en todo del fondo de mi cuerpo.
Oyé risando, y mi fondo de mi cuerpo está calor.
Estó en eso momento, desperté.
Desperté a mis amigos risando a mi, "¿Qué estan risando a?" Pensé a mi mismo. En eso momento olí algo horrible, casi prodrido. Ví abajo, y ví un charco de orina.
Mi orina.
Mierda.
Oyé Charizard dice algo: "He wasn't even asleep 10 minutes!"
Scyther contestó: "We were taking a break so you didn't piss yourself, Einstein! Why the hell would you just fall asleep?"
"Vale, ¡bueno suerte explicando eso!" Decí a mi mismo, "Especialmente cuando nadie puede entender qué estás diciendo."










[Welcome to the translation]
[Again, don't ask why I chose to write it in spanish]
[:^)]
Today was one of those days that...
You know what? Im not going to complain about this. This is my fault, and I needed to be more alert. But what am I talking about? *Breath) If you have to know...

The day is Tuesday. The date, not relevant. In a forest, where all these stories start. With Charizard and Scyther, but they can't understand spanish (if you don't count the basics, "Hi, how are you?"), and because of that, I need graphics if I want to conversate with them. Remember this, it will be very important.
It was... 12:00. Middle of the day. We were traveling since the night before and...you know where this story is going? Because Charizard thought that it was a good idea to take 6 or 7 water bottles with him, and because im the short and small one, I drank 5 water bottles, because I don't have a lot of energy. I sweat easily. With that information, I can tell this story to you.
Where was I? Ah, the part that you're here for. 12:00, middle of the day, remember this? We were walking in the woods, when my bladder says, for literally no reason, "You think you could empty me? Now?" I started looking for a place to pee [Writer's note-Technically, it translates to Urinate, but I mean, they're literally the same thing]. I said to my friends, "Can we rest for a minute? I have to...'go'...you know?" Remember that whole "they can't understand spanish" part? Well I didn't remember it until after I said that. They turned around, and Charizard says, "You know we can't understand you, right?" At that moment, I felt my stomach drop.
"Perfect, what will I do now?" I thought to myself. My hind legs started to shake, wanting to cross thanks to my bladder. "I don't have a lot of time, they need to know. But how?" I thought. "Maybe if I..." they started walking. "No time to think. Not now."
The time is 12:30, my bladder is in pain, and I have no idea for how to tell that to my friends.
1:00, nothing
1:30, What do you think?
2:00, this is where you want to read. We're in the middle of Batcrap, Nowhere. I gotta pee, and I can't want any more. "Just a little longer..." I tell myself in some desperation attempt. "Hold it...hold it...just a little more...hold it..." Finally, I shout:

"I CAN'T HOLD IT!"

At that moment I turned to my left and ran into the woods

With my hind-right leg up against a tree, I finally relax. I felt the urine leaving my body, and hear it hitting the tree. It was coming out with some force, because I felt some urine splashing onto my... "private parts". I closed my eyes and sighed out of relief. As time passed, a puddle started forming, reaching a little bit of my other leg. The urine started to come out slower, and slower, and slower. I heard my urine go from hitting the tree with a lot of force, to gently covering the grass. About 3 or 4 seconds after that, I was emptied. I felt warm, not on my leg, but on the entire bottom half of my body.
I heard laughing, and my bottom half was warm.
I then woke up.
I woke up to my friends laughing at me. "What are they laughing at?" I thought to myself. I then smelled something horrible, almost rotten. I looked down and I saw a puddle of urine.
My urine.
Crap.
I heard Charizard say: "He wasn't even asleep 10 minutes!"
Scyther responded: "We were taking a break so you didn't piss yourself, Einstein! Why the hell would you just fall asleep?"
"Great, good luck explaining that!" I said to myself, "Especially when nobody can understand what you're saying."
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