Drew and Alex sat on the leather sofa in the living room with their cold beers in hand. Alex was putting in an online pizza order on his phone. 


“Alright, dude, I say we get a large with extra cheese, sausage and pepperoni, that sound good?” Drew nodded. 


“That sounds great! I’m starving.” Alex put the order through and slouched back into the sofa. He reached down for his feet and removed both of his raunchy socks before tossing them aimlessly on the carpet. 


“Aaah, that’s better, gotta let these puppies air out.” Drew blushed as Alex put his sweaty bare feet up onto the coffee table, the strong smell of them already filling the area. Alex took a long swig of his beer and then let out a massive burp in Drew’s direction. Drew chuckled like he found it hilarious rather than hot. 


“I’ll put some TV on, you like ESPN?” Drew nodded assuringly, even though he definitely did not. Alex flipped it to the sports channel, a college soccer match was being shown. 


“Those dudes probably all reek from running around… bro look at number eleven, you can clearly see his dick print in those shorts, looks like he’s packing.” Alex smirked at Drew who was stunned to hear him talking like that. Drew assumed that Alex was straight, but now he wasn’t so sure. Drew decided to test the waters. 


“Yeah, looks pretty big, probably not as big as mine though, I’ve got nine inches.” Alex’s eyes widened. 


“Really bro, damn, I’m packing eight inches… I bet mine’s thicker than yours though, let’s see it dude.” Alex’s face grew red as his dick grew instantly hard in his pants. 


“Really dude, you wanna see?” Alex chuckled and nodded before unzipping his pants and whipping his semi erect dick out of his jeans. 


“See, I’ll show you mine too, fair warning though, it’s a bit smelly.” Drew couldn’t believe this was happening, but he definitely wasn’t complaining. He stood up from the sofa and pulled his pants down to his knees, exposing his underwear and erection tent. His light blue briefs had a large wet stain from his precum. 


“Fuck bro! That thing’s leaking like crazy.” Alex groped his stiffening cock while Drew pulled down the waistband of his underwear, causing his dick to bounce free. With one hand he grasped his shaft and moved upwards to the tip, causing a big strand of pre to drool onto the carpet. 


“My dick leaks so much haha.” Alex chuckled with him as he watched the gooey trail of his roommate's cock snot. 


“That’s awesome dude… here, come take a whiff of mine, it’s so fucking raunchy.” Drew didn’t waste any time walking over and kneeling in front of Alex on the sofa, his dick about a foot away. He had a lot of hair above the base of his shaft and sweat was clearly visible on his ballsack. Drew leaned in closer and took a big sniff. It was definitely raunchy and smelled like he hadn’t washed it for weeks. Alex grunted slightly and a huge rumbling fart blasted against the sofa and wafted up to Drew, the nasty smell causing a new wave of precum to drip from his cock.  


“Fuck bro, your farts smell so disgusting.” Alex snickered. 


“Haha I know dude, seems like you don’t mind it though…” The boys smirked at each other before a notification chimed from Alex’s phone. 


“Pizza’s on its way up… we better put our dicks away haha.” Drew laughed with him. 


“Yeah, wouldn’t want to scare him off with our massive schlongs.” They continued to laugh when Alex appeared to have an idea. 


“Broooo, you dare me to rip a giant fucking fart when I open the door?” Drew’s dick throbbed at the thought. 


“Fuck yeah dude! But… maybe get the pizza from him first before you send him running away.”


“Good idea haha, he’s definitely gonna book it once he gets a whiff of my ass.”


Alex got ready by the front door, while Drew watched from the sofa. Drew’s dick was still rock hard in his pants and threatened to blow at any moment, especially with what was about to happen. Footsteps in the hallway followed by a knock queued Alex to open the door. A young college aged boy was holding the box of pizza. Alex smiled at him and took the box. 


“Thanks bro… hey before you go, do you think I could tell you something?” The boy seemed confused but leaned in a bit to hear what Alex had to say. In one swift motion, Alex spun around and bent over so his ass was pointed right at the boy. Not even a second later, Alex’s ass erupted with an enormous deep fart. The boy was too stunned to speak at first, but before he could get a word out the smell had washed over him. 


“Oh God…” He coughed on the foul stench before taking off quickly down the hallway towards the elevator. Alex and Drew laughed loudly, Drew groping himself in the process. 


“Well, that’s taken care of, let’s eat!”