Gross New Roommate 
Part One




        It was one o’clock in the afternoon and Drew was driving to his new apartment building. The 22 year old wouldn’t have been able to afford one all to himself, so he had needed to search for a roommate. Finding one proved a difficult task, but boy, he sure was happy he found Alex’s profile. Alex said in his bio that he was looking for someone to split his two bedroom apartment with, and once Drew saw his pictures, he knew he had to be the one. 


Alex was tall and fit, with blue eyes, freckles and short blonde hair. He was a stereotypical jock, and that was very much Drew’s type. He was one year older than Drew and graduated last year with a degree in sports management. 


They had chatted quite a bit on social media the week leading up to today and Drew was surprised how easy it was to talk to him. Being kind of an introvert in highschool and college meant that he didn’t have much experience talking to someone like Alex, who frequently slid terms like “bro” and “dude” into his sentences. 


Drew graduated a couple months ago with a degree in psychology. He had a decent build, nothing compared to Alex’s, but going to the gym a few days a week kept him from getting pudgy. Drew thought himself as a pretty good looking guy, he had short wavy brown hair and light brown eyes. He also had a nine inch dick, something that he was rather proud of. 


Drew pulled into the apartment building’s front parking lot. Drew could see Alex standing near the entrance waiting for him. He had on a red t-shirt and a pair of jeans, and damn did they look good on him. He spotted Drew driving up and smiled as he raised his arm to wave. Drew could easily make out a large wet pit stain under his arm. 


“Fuck, that’s hot…” Drew mumbled to himself. He parked into a spot and switched off his car. He opened the door and stepped outside. Alex had just jogged over to greet him. 


“Hey Drew, my man!” Drew smiled nervously and offered a handshake, but Alex came right in for a hug. Drew blushed as the sweaty man embraced him, he definitely had a strong musky scent to him, like he hadn't showered in a while. Drew certainly wasn’t complaining though, he had a thing for musk. 


“So let me help you carry your stuff inside and get settled in. Sound good?”


“Yeah, sounds great dude.” Drew cringed silently at himself for saying dude like that as he opened the trunk of his car. It only took two trips for them from the car to the lobby. Alex had a metal trolley waiting so that they could put Drew’s bags and suitcases on and wheel it into the elevator. Alex gave Drew a pat on the back once they were moving up. 


“Alright bro, time to finally see the apartment. It’s not anything crazy or anything but I just cleaned it before you came so everything should look and smell semi decent.” He chuckled after saying this. 


“I have to warn ya dude, I’m not the cleanest of people… but now that you're here I’ll try my best haha.” Drew waved a hand dismissively. 
        
     “It’s fine man, don’t worry about it, I’m not a clean freak or anything.” Alex nodded in relief. 


        They stood in silence for the next few seconds waiting for it to get to the seventh floor. The smell of Alex’s B.O. was strong in the confined space, and it was honestly turning Drew on a bit. He wished he could lift his arm and shove his face into his smelly pit… but he thought that might be a bit forward. 


        When they reached the 5th floor, out of nowhere, a loud disgusting sounding fart blasted out of Alex’s ass. Drew’s face went beet red. Alex looked over at him. Drew was expecting for him to be embarrassed, but there was no sign of that on his face, in fact he was smirking. 


        “Haha, sorry bro, that was a big one. Best to get used to it really, cause I fart A LOT.” He let out a slight grunt and another gross fart rumbled out of him. The elevator now stunk intensely of his nasty gas. Drew quickly adjusted himself to hide the growing erection in his pants. 


        “I don’t mind farts at all dude, let em rip whenever.” Alex smiled and nodded. 


        “Alright, nice. My last roommate couldn’t stand them, guess his nose wasn’t strong enough for my raunchy ass haha… but I think we’ll turn out just fine as roomies.” They both chuckled. 


Drew quietly sniffed the air as his dick throbbed in his tight pants. It was definitely the nastiest smelling fart that Drew had ever smelled. He couldn’t believe that he had lucked out on finding a roommate that was so nonchalantly gross.


        They finally reached the seventh floor and when the doors opened, a group of three guys around their age were waiting to board. Alex and Drew maneuvered the trolley around them and into the hallway. When the group of boys entered the elevator they started coughing and covering their noses. 


        “Holy fuck, smells like someone shit themselves in here!” Drew and Alex looked at each other and laughed loudly as they made their way down the hallway and to Alex’s apartment door. Alex fished the keys out of his pocket and unlocked the door. 


“Well, here it is. Home sweet home.” The door swung open and Drew pushed the trolley inside. Drew was surprised that it was relatively neat and clean and the air smelled of febreeze, with only a hint of sweaty feet. The layout was simple. To the right of the door was a small kitchen, to the left, the living room and forwards from the entrance was a wall with three doors. Drew presumed they were the two bedrooms and bathroom. 


         The boys unloaded Drew’s bags into his room. Once everything was off the trolley, Alex wheeled it back to the front door. 


“Alright I’ll be back in a few minutes, gonna bring this back down to the lobby.” 


“Okay!” Drew walked out of his room and closed the door. The last occupant left it in pretty good shape. There was a bed and mattress, a dresser and a nightstand with a lamp, all the essentials he would need to start with. He would unpack everything later tonight, he wanted to check the rest of the place out. 


He headed into the living room, there was a black leather couch with a floor lamp beside it and a large coffee table in front. The TV and stand was up against the wall, facing the rest of the apartment with two large windows on either side of it. 


         Drew glanced towards the other two doors next to his room. He was curious what Alex’s room was like. He walked over and opened the door next to his, it was the bathroom. Pretty standard, although the shower, sink and toilet definitely needed to be cleaned. He closed the door and opened what he assumed must be Alex’s room. 


He was immediately hit with a strong smell of farts and sweaty dude funk. Drew coughed a bit on the smell as he looked around at the piles of dirty clothes thrown everywhere. There were also crumpled up tissues all over, Drew was pretty sure he knew what those were used for. 


A pair of white briefs lying on the carpet caught his eye. The front of them were covered in yellowish stains and the back was smeared with skid marks. Drew impulsively picked up the underwear and took a big sniff. His dick quickly stiffened as he huffed the raunchy stink of the fabric. 


“Ah fuuuck.” He groped at his crotch and he continued to breathe deeply. A few seconds later Drew heard Alex fumbling with the front door. He quickly threw the underwear back on the floor and got out of his room and closed the door. Drew pretended he was checking out the bathroom when Alex came in. 


“Yeah bathroom’s a little dirty, I know. Didn’t get a chance to clean it before you came… you didn’t go in my room, did you?” Drew’s response was flustered. 


“No, no. Just checking the shower situation.” Alex sighed in relief. 


“Ah, okay. My room’s kind of a huge mess, stinks pretty bad too, I wouldn’t wanna scare you off haha.” Drew shook his head. 


“Don’t worry man, I don’t care about that stuff.” Alex smiled as he walked over to the kitchen. 


“You want a beer? We could chill in the living room and I could order some pizza if you’re hungry.” Drew nodded. 


“Yeah, beer and pizza sounds great right now.” Alex opened the fridge and bent down to grab a couple beers. When he did, he cut a loud bassy fart. The crazy part is he didn’t comment on or even seem to acknowledge the act. Drew found this incredibly hot. It seemed like he was going to really enjoy being Alex’s roommate.