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Based on real events. I'm wearing the same pants that triggered the writing of this very story right now! Bluey is there. Bingo is there. Bandit is too. But is Chili, their Mum, on there? NO! Why the heck not?! I'm sure I'm making a mountain out of a molehill, but if you're gonna but Bandit on them, why give Chili the shaft?
Anyways, enjoy a silly little story I wrote. The shortest one I've written, I think. Only 900 words.

As always: share with your friends, drop a fave, leave a comment

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When you get home, you immediately take your shorts off and change into them. They feel like any other pair of sleep pants would. Thin, breathable, and ALWAYS too long for you. You send a picture of them to your friends who are also into Bluey, and they're just as surprised as you are to see that Chili isn't on them.\n\n``I mean,'' you say over VC with one of your friends. ``Sure, Bandit is WAY more, like, interactive with the kids? No, I mean, he plays the most games and all that, but that's no reason to leave Chili out.'' Part of you is happy that Dads are getting more attention as proper caregivers, but that's still no reason to cut Chili out of the picture entirely. And what's one piece of merchandise? There's still plushies, toys, and other stuff, right? \n\n``Sure, but it's just a pair of pants, man,'' your friend says nonchalantly, like you're making a mountain out of a molehill.\n\nMaybe you are doing just that. But damn it, you want the whole Heeler family on your pants! Why did you even buy the pants? ``Shit, I'm gonna return these. They're making me mad.'' You try to take them off, but you find they're stuck to your body. You try yanking harder, but it's not working! ``HNNNNNNNGH!'' You try to rip them off, thinking they're too small or something. The thin material just isn't giving in. ``Shit, what's happening?''\n\nSuddenly, you feel a lot lighter. You see your legs in the pants deflating. ``WHA?!'' You reach for them, hoping you're just tired, it is late after all, but you don't feel anything there! Your friend is shouting through your headphones, but you aren't registering any of it. Your legs are disappearing! You can't even see your feet anymore, even if the legs are far too long! But something catches your eye. On your right pant leg, there's Chili! She wasn't there before! In fact, she's in a blank spit where you were thinking it would be perfect to slide her in. It even looks like she jumped into the scene, like Bluey and Bingo.\n\nYour balance is off and you fall out of your chair. Luckily the floor is carpet otherwise, that would have hurt a lot more. To your utter shock and fear, your arms are starting to disappear too! ``NO NO NO!'' You try to look at your hands only to find that they're shriveling into your torso. ``WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!?'' You shout for your roommate, but of course, he isn't there. He's never home! Your phone is on your desk, just peeking off the edge. Maybe you can reach for it and try to call for help. But how can you reach for it? You were never the most athletic, and there's not a chance in hell you can effortlessly pop upright onto your torso. You have no choice. Banging your torso against your desk, you watch your phone move closer to the edge, bit by bit. Your side starts to hurt so badly because you have to REALLY thrust your body into the edge of the desk. Finally, your phone falls... onto your face. ``FUCK! OW!'' You accidentally fling it across the floor. Your eyes sting as you watch it land by the door. \n\nIt's too late, though; your arms are gone. Completely shriveled into your body. You crane your neck to confirm a suspicion. There are more Chilis on your pants! What fresh hell is this?! One last chance. You flop onto your belly and start to crawl like a caterpillar toward your phone. You start feeling your torso shriveling as well. ``SHIT!'' You inch closer and closer, but you're fading too quickly. Your vision starts to fade. So close! Don't give up! As you make it to your phone, you feel so empty, like the wind could blow you away. Your shirt is more like a poncho now. \n\nYou see your screen light up. Someone is calling! It's your roommate! With your nose, you swipe at the green answer button, the last remaining ounces of energy. ``Hey, sorry I'm out late. My girlfriend was a dick and left me at the restaurant. Hey. Hey. You there? Huh, odd.'' He hung up. That was the last thing you heard before your body deflated entirely. \n\nThe universe corrected its error. Your sleep pants now had all four members of the heeler family. At the very least, yours. \n\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "
Where's Chili?!


You're walking through Walmart at 10:30 pm. It's about time for some new sleepwear. You'd rather not buy something from Amazon that wouldn't fit, so you check the shelf for what character print sleep pants they have. You're surprised to see that they have Bluey-themed pants in adult sizes. ``Wow,'' you say aloud, stopping in the middle of the narrow aisle. ``I'm shocked they have these in my size.'' You're a fan of Bluey, so you think this is perfect. But something strikes you as odd. The pants have Bluey and Bingo leaping around, and a shot with Bluey, Bingo, and Bandit together. However, there's no Chili.

You buy the pants out of spite. Driving home, somewhat confused as to why Chili isn't featured on the pants. Why isn't Chili on there at all? You think as NPR drones on about the tariffs and political stuff. When you get home, you immediately take your shorts off and change into them. They feel like any other pair of sleep pants would. Thin, breathable, and ALWAYS too long for you. You send a picture of them to your friends who are also into Bluey, and they're just as surprised as you are to see that Chili isn't on them.

``I mean,'' you say over VC with one of your friends. ``Sure, Bandit is WAY more, like, interactive with the kids? No, I mean, he plays the most games and all that, but that's no reason to leave Chili out.'' Part of you is happy that Dads are getting more attention as proper caregivers, but that's still no reason to cut Chili out of the picture entirely. And what's one piece of merchandise? There's still plushies, toys, and other stuff, right?

``Sure, but it's just a pair of pants, man,'' your friend says nonchalantly, like you're making a mountain out of a molehill.

Maybe you are doing just that. But damn it, you want the whole Heeler family on your pants! Why did you even buy the pants? ``Shit, I'm gonna return these. They're making me mad.'' You try to take them off, but you find they're stuck to your body. You try yanking harder, but it's not working! ``HNNNNNNNGH!'' You try to rip them off, thinking they're too small or something. The thin material just isn't giving in. ``Shit, what's happening?''

Suddenly, you feel a lot lighter. You see your legs in the pants deflating. ``WHA?!'' You reach for them, hoping you're just tired, it is late after all, but you don't feel anything there! Your friend is shouting through your headphones, but you aren't registering any of it. Your legs are disappearing! You can't even see your feet anymore, even if the legs are far too long! But something catches your eye. On your right pant leg, there's Chili! She wasn't there before! In fact, she's in a blank spit where you were thinking it would be perfect to slide her in. It even looks like she jumped into the scene, like Bluey and Bingo.

Your balance is off and you fall out of your chair. Luckily the floor is carpet otherwise, that would have hurt a lot more. To your utter shock and fear, your arms are starting to disappear too! ``NO NO NO!'' You try to look at your hands only to find that they're shriveling into your torso. ``WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME?!?'' You shout for your roommate, but of course, he isn't there. He's never home! Your phone is on your desk, just peeking off the edge. Maybe you can reach for it and try to call for help. But how can you reach for it? You were never the most athletic, and there's not a chance in hell you can effortlessly pop upright onto your torso. You have no choice. Banging your torso against your desk, you watch your phone move closer to the edge, bit by bit. Your side starts to hurt so badly because you have to REALLY thrust your body into the edge of the desk. Finally, your phone falls... onto your face. ``FUCK! OW!'' You accidentally fling it across the floor. Your eyes sting as you watch it land by the door.

It's too late, though; your arms are gone. Completely shriveled into your body. You crane your neck to confirm a suspicion. There are more Chilis on your pants! What fresh hell is this?! One last chance. You flop onto your belly and start to crawl like a caterpillar toward your phone. You start feeling your torso shriveling as well. ``SHIT!'' You inch closer and closer, but you're fading too quickly. Your vision starts to fade. So close! Don't give up! As you make it to your phone, you feel so empty, like the wind could blow you away. Your shirt is more like a poncho now.

You see your screen light up. Someone is calling! It's your roommate! With your nose, you swipe at the green answer button, the last remaining ounces of energy. ``Hey, sorry I'm out late. My girlfriend was a dick and left me at the restaurant. Hey. Hey. You there? Huh, odd.'' He hung up. That was the last thing you heard before your body deflated entirely.

The universe corrected its error. Your sleep pants now had all four members of the heeler family. At the very least, yours.  

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