The Berriest Cake Ever

It was Ellie's birthday and his friends had gathered for festivities at Ember's place. As usual, they were padded up and feeling relaxed. They didn't get him any presents, but they had other plans. "Sorry Ellie," Ember said plainly, "We didn't have too much time to plan because ya keep your birthday so secretive."

"That's fine, I'm just amazed you found out!" Ellie was still amazed that his two friends had managed to find out, despite him not saying anything about it. "How'd ya do it?"

Luv came out of the kitchen carrying a big came in the living room the kitchen carrying a cake. "We stole your driver's license and had a look."

"When I couldn't find it last week?!" He was looking for his wallet before he left last week for an hour. That's where it ran off too.

"You keep a good secret," Luv set the cake on the coffee table, "but you can't hide it from us." The cake was the largest Ellie had ever seen, aside from wedding cakes. Two tiers, a giant berry made of frosting on top, and purple frosting around the edges. His favorite color and favorite thing.

"Oh, you guys, you shouldn't have!" He was eager to cut into it right away. Luv handed him a cake server that he had in his hands. "Oh boy, I can't wait!" He sliced himself a large piece and inspected it. The top tier of the cake had a layer of cream filling inside, a purple cream filling that Ellie could only assume was more of the same frosting. "Well, what are you two waiting for? Have some too." He cut two more slices of the cake and served them to his friends.

"We should be serving you, it's your birthday." Ember accepted the plate and looked at her piece. She had a grin on her face that she couldn't hide. Luv looked at his, excitedly. "Well, dig in, boys. Luv and I didn't make this for nothing."

Ellie wouldn't have to be told twice. "You made this?" He asked with a mouthful of cake.

"Well, Ember was the one that did all the baking," Luv shoved half the slice in his mouth at once and spoke with a mouthful of cake, "but I decorated and filled it."

"Oh, with the frosting?" Ellie took another large bite.

"That ain't frosting, hun." Ember grinned and finished her slice with a large bite. "I think a big celebration is in order after this." She looked at Luv.

"Yeah, a real juicy one." Luv winked at her.

This did not go unnoticed by Ellie. "You two are acting weird." He finished his slice. Not a moment after he swallowed the last bite, his stomach began to grumble. He recognized this. "Oh, haha guys, lace the cake with laxatives for a messing contest."

"Nope." Ember shook her head with a grin.

"What do you mean?" Ellie looked at Ember as her body began to inflate. Her purple body masked it very well, but she was starting to turn a different shade.

"Luv, what's going on?!" Luv couldn't hide his condition as well as Ember. His blue body was turning purple now, and expanding at a rapid rate. "Oh my god, you didn't!" He knew what this was now. He looked down to his arms, and saw them bloating to the size of logs. "There WAS blueberry in there!"

"You know it, sweetie." Ember was now the size of a small car. Luckily her house was built for dragons or else the three of them could have destroyed the place. It wasn't long before Luv and Ellie followed suit and matched Ember's size. Clothes were ripping, shreds flying through the air, diapers were expanding and filling with juice. The blueberry cocktail that Luv had snuck into the cake was working it's magic.

Before long, the living room held three humongous blueberries. "I might have added too much." Luv was looking at his friends.

"Well, you said you had extra from your supply, so why not use it?" Ember was also looking at the three of them and trying not to laugh. Her top had been the only thing not to burst. "Come on, it's not like you haven't seen my tit's before!"

"Guys," Ellie was sitting there with a dorky grin on his face, "thanks a lot. This is probably the best birthday of my life." He meant it too. "Say, uh, when does this wear off?"

"Given the amount I used..." Luv thought for a bit, "probably a few hours."

"Or unless we get Grace to milk us." She paused. "Wait, she's out of town."

"Well, guess we're here for a while."