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The original JP and Korean are thankfully well-preserved, but the Tagalog dub has unfortunately been lost beyond a very poor recording of its ending scene.\n\nIn a parody of the Chinese Zodiac founding myth, the suspended continent of Mugen chose twelve animal spirits to serve as paragons and protectors. And good timing, too, because the \"Novel Pole\" holding the place up is collapsing due to the \"Novel Worlds\" that make it up being corrupted by the evil Jyarei. So these absolute dumbasses have to go into fairytale worlds from various cultures and judiciously murder the Jyarei to stabilize the Novel World and thus the Novel Pole. Usually, some of them are forced to take the roles of characters from the story - including characters who are supposed to die.\n\nThe show is very charming except for one big problem: it looks like shit. The show's artists have a lot of trouble consistently drawing the characters, which is most obvious with Tart. This is probably why they changed her into a human early in the show and kept her that way for the majority of the story. All six or seven Eto Ranger fans hate human Tart.\n\nBut don't worry, I shall honor the chicken-goddess exclusively in her true and proper form.\n\n\n\n[center]────────────────────────────────────────[/center]\n\nIt is canon that Tart is stacked.\n\nAs a consequence of Kirinda clumsily hurling them into storybook worlds, Tart sits on somebody's face [i]twice[/i]. Both times they complain that her ass is enormous. The first time this is Hols, a bull-man two or three times her size. The second time her victim is Bakumaru who does not have that protection. So I've made Bakumaru the victim again. He appears to be growing complacent with the situation.\n\nIt is not at all canon that Bakumaru is hung as fuck but as he is the \"Spirit of Mice\" (and/or Rats) and the Spirits have the perceived traits of their animals whether they are true or false and rats are hung as fuck, c'est la vie.", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Hello weebs! Tart's ass will blow you away!

After all this time I finally got around to watching Eto Ranger. I was going to make a journal about it but I'm making this the journal instead, get chicken-assed.



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"... what the fuck is Eto Ranger?" you might ask unless you're Filipino. POOR YOU FOR NOT KNOWING. Let's fix that at once.

Eto is the Japanese term for what us white boys call "the Chinese Zodiac". The fact that it's the Lunar Festival ("Chinese New Year") right now only mildly affected my decision to watch this show and draw this just exactly now. The show has a bunch of cats in it but I wasn't as interested, sorry.

十二戦支 爆烈エトレンジャー Jūni Senshi Bakuretsu Eto RANGER is a short-lived 90s anime that was aired in Japanese, Korean, and Tagalog - if you see any English-speakers going on about how it was part of their childhood, they are likely Filipino. The original JP and Korean are thankfully well-preserved, but the Tagalog dub has unfortunately been lost beyond a very poor recording of its ending scene.

In a parody of the Chinese Zodiac founding myth, the suspended continent of Mugen chose twelve animal spirits to serve as paragons and protectors. And good timing, too, because the "Novel Pole" holding the place up is collapsing due to the "Novel Worlds" that make it up being corrupted by the evil Jyarei. So these absolute dumbasses have to go into fairytale worlds from various cultures and judiciously murder the Jyarei to stabilize the Novel World and thus the Novel Pole. Usually, some of them are forced to take the roles of characters from the story - including characters who are supposed to die.

The show is very charming except for one big problem: it looks like shit. The show's artists have a lot of trouble consistently drawing the characters, which is most obvious with Tart. This is probably why they changed her into a human early in the show and kept her that way for the majority of the story. All six or seven Eto Ranger fans hate human Tart.

But don't worry, I shall honor the chicken-goddess exclusively in her true and proper form.



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It is canon that Tart is stacked.

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