All them years ago when I first played Emerald, I locked onto Gardevoir and made that a mainstay of my terrible pocket-sized army.
I named that Gardevoir Serenity. She later became Serenata, and may or may not be the same person as Urania, I dunno, rest of that story's for later.
But there was also this fella named Wally, who catches a Ralts probably before you ever get the opportunity to which I super hated him for, and his Ralts becomes stupid Gallade which is one of the lamest Pokemon, but also it's fiercely dedicated to an asthmatic kid and they get a badass theme song.
So eventually I decided my Gardevoir is a delicate Gardevoir boy who starts wheezing and coughing if he has to run for 10 seconds, he probably gets winded just carrying his huge nuts around, Orchid means testicles, did you know that? The plant is named that because ancient people kept calling it "bollockwort" and shit because the roots look like huge balls. Why do we name girls after a ballsack flower? Modern generations are dumb and illiterate
What's that? "How many years did it take to actually draw the hung Gardevoir boy"?
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Anyway male Gardevoir >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stupid diaper-wearing Gallade
I might revise the background and some of the details later but for now have an Orchid
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