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Here we have the final portion of the equation, and more importantly, the section I think that comes up when I asked Doug what he'd like to see upon showing up and seeing Felix in action. But who wouldn't wanna see that, eh?\n\nThis final piece is where we get the funny. And oh god the funny. The payoff, or in this case, the solution to the equation, was pretty damn funny. I laughed for a while, then I figured out more and laughed more. It's the GAZINTA formula. Log Gazinta...\n\nThe man makes me laugh in almost everything he does. Bless you Doug Winger.\n\nAn addendum from Doug: If there's any redeeming[1] factor in these offerings, it's in the math puns. That's right: math puns. Not that it's real, working math. Any self-respecting mathematician seeing them would probably shriek, tear out their hair and then hurl themselves at me with bloody murder on their mind, if for no other reason that such misuse of that noble science must not go unavenged. There would probably be an element of revenge to their murderous rage, if only to redress the insult and pain such things cause them.\n\nThe thing is, being that I'm a cruel, heartless person that is willing \nto pervert even the purest of sciences to my own selfish use, you'll \nhave to work them out for yourself. The function, term and variable \nnames are not given outright. However, they shouldn't be hard to guess if you restrict yourself to non-latinate vulgar terms that are commonly used.\n\nHere's some clues. The Rule of Additive Identity allows that a + t can \nbe written t + a and read in several ways; so that \"a plus t\" can be \nread as \"t and a\" (which is the main clue to get you started). Also, \npowers can be read as \"...to the power of...\" or \"...with the power \nof...\", with divisions reading either 'under' or 'over', depending upon \nthe order the numerator and denominator are read. Possessive and plural forms are left to the reader as an exercise. There are others but, if you recall any algebra and perhaps introductory calculus, once you've figured out the names of things you'll regret those hours in class even more.\n\nPrevious: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/1639291\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t", "description_bbcode_parsed": "Originally Submitted to FurAffinity.net on October 18th, 2008 10:12 AM.

Done by Doug Winger. Here we have the final portion of the equation, and more importantly, the section I think that comes up when I asked Doug what he'd like to see upon showing up and seeing Felix in action. But who wouldn't wanna see that, eh?

This final piece is where we get the funny. And oh god the funny. The payoff, or in this case, the solution to the equation, was pretty damn funny. I laughed for a while, then I figured out more and laughed more. It's the GAZINTA formula. Log Gazinta...

The man makes me laugh in almost everything he does. Bless you Doug Winger.

An addendum from Doug: If there's any redeeming[1] factor in these offerings, it's in the math puns. That's right: math puns. Not that it's real, working math. Any self-respecting mathematician seeing them would probably shriek, tear out their hair and then hurl themselves at me with bloody murder on their mind, if for no other reason that such misuse of that noble science must not go unavenged. There would probably be an element of revenge to their murderous rage, if only to redress the insult and pain such things cause them.

The thing is, being that I'm a cruel, heartless person that is willing
to pervert even the purest of sciences to my own selfish use, you'll
have to work them out for yourself. The function, term and variable
names are not given outright. However, they shouldn't be hard to guess if you restrict yourself to non-latinate vulgar terms that are commonly used.

Here's some clues. The Rule of Additive Identity allows that a + t can
be written t + a and read in several ways; so that "a plus t" can be
read as "t and a" (which is the main clue to get you started). Also,
powers can be read as "...to the power of..." or "...with the power
of...", with divisions reading either 'under' or 'over', depending upon
the order the numerator and denominator are read. Possessive and plural forms are left to the reader as an exercise. There are others but, if you recall any algebra and perhaps introductory calculus, once you've figured out the names of things you'll regret those hours in class even more.

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