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A L L | A B O U T | M E
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- Name: Farttool, I don’t give my real name online no matter the situation
- Single or taken: single
- Sex: male
- Birthday: Aug 21
- Sign: Leo
- Hair color: strawberry blond
- Real hair color: strawberry blond
- Eye color: blue
- Real eye color: blue
- Height: 6’2”
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bi
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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: I’m to lazy to go check
- What are you listening to right now?: by the Sword in my Hand - Tyr
- Who is the last person that called you?: dunno, my phones been broken for a while
- How many buddies are online right now?: 4
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F A V O R I T E S
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- Animal: real: snake fantasy: dragon
- Color: black
- Drink: coke
- Alcoholic: whiskey, straight whiskey
- Fantasy Element: unobtanium
- Real Element: uranium
- Food: most pastas
- Game: Skyrim, it has dragons
- Movie: Saving Private Ryan
- Song: one - Metallica, 
- Subjects in school: science, math, computer tech, basically all the nerdy stuff
- T.V. show: world’s dumbest
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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath?: no
- Smoked?: no
- Bungee jumped?: no
- Made yourself throw up?: no
- Skinny dipped?: yes
- Ever been in love?: yes
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: no
- Pictured your crush naked?: yes
- Actually seen your crush naked?: yes (that was one crazy party)
- Cried when someone died?: yes
- Lied: yes
- Fallen for your best friend?: yes
- Used someone?: not in my immediate memory but definitely possible
- Done something you regret?: not that I can think of off the top of my head but give me some time and I’ll think of something
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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: black t-shirt, black shorts
- Desktop picture: disturbed indestructable cover
- CD in player: who owns a cd player anymore
- DVD in player: some old John Wayne movie or something who knows
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L A S T | P E R S O N
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- You touched: sexually: my ex
- Hugged: again my ex
- You kissed: once more my ex
- You IMed: some friends on skype
- Talk to online: some friends on skype again
- You sexed it up with: so were back to the “my ex” thing huh
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A R E | Y O U
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- Understanding?: I’d like to think I am
- Open-minded?: I’m Bi, not sure how much more open-minded it gets
- Arrogant?: no
- Insecure?: no
- Random?: not really but can be
- Hungry?: i could eat
- Smart?: only fools calls themselves wise
- Moody?: i’d say no, my friends would say no, people who don’t know me that well might say yeah
- Organized?: back in high school we had a running joke that my backpack was the origin of all the worlds natural disasters
- Shy?: around new people yes, around people I know well no
- Difficult?: I suppose at times but I try not to be
- Bored easily?: sure
- Entertained easily?: sure
- Obsessed?: with dragons
- Lazy?: I don’t want to do anything but once I start working I don’t stop
- Angry?: right now, no
- Happy?: yeah I guess
- Hyper?: no
- Trusting?: trust is earned not given
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R A N D O M
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- In the morning: I don’t wake up till about an hour after I become conscious
- Love is: a great emotion to have but at times can be a real pain in the ass
- I dream about: trust me you don’t want to see into my head when I’m asleep
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: butt
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D O | Y O U | E V E R
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: no
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: no
- Wish you were younger?: no
- Cry because someone said something to you?: no, I did cry at the end of Saving Private Ryan though
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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: T_T my ex again, not only that but most my ex’s
- Of CD's I own: music cd’s 0 video game cd’s don’t even make me count those
- Of scars on my body: 1 on my right hand pinky knuckle 1 on my left hand middle knuckle 2 on my left knee 1 on my right shin all pretty small except the large one on my scalp 
- Of bones I've broken: never but have come damn close when I got that big f***en rock dropped on my head