Bathroom Shenanigans by Eiatack Reach out to me, I always love to chat :) eiatack@proton.me Oliver was tired. A full shift at the mall can do that to you, and he wanted nothing more than to go home and jerk off. He packed into his newly acquired car (a beat-up old Toyota, perfect for a 17 year old) and began on drive home from the shopping center he worked at. Being late at night, the highway was dark, quiet, and lonely. The occasional speeding teenager would zoom by him, but it was primarily an uneventful drive home until the young fox got the urge to pee. It was a sudden and almost violent urge, and as he began merging right he cursed himself for downing two large coffees mid-shift. Thankfully, there was a rest stop about a mile up. One of those classic trucker, old-fashioned, slightly shady rest stops. Oliver pulled in with an almost frantic rush and practically ran into the men's room. It was completely deserted. He sat down at the farthest stall and unleashed his bladder. Oliver was a fairly average looking kid, tall for a fox at just short of 6 feet tall, and had a fit but lean build. He worked out most mornings but didn't eat enough to get the massive gains one might expect. He did well in school, was sociable, and played on the JV soccer team. What wasn't average about Oliver though was that he was a raging neophile. He had never actually touched a toddler or child sexually but was undoubtedly attracted to them. He spent many nights jerking off thinking of the day he might finally get to set his desire free, and little did he know, this night at the rest stop was finally that time. After relieving himself, Oliver heard some footsteps walk into the bathroom. Not just any footsteps, but boots. Heavy boots. Oliver was undoubtedly a neophile, but also never turned down a chance for some good old fashioned gay sex. He held his breath as the man walked down the row of stalls, and got ready to initiate some cruising. The stalls were decently sized, with high gaps between the floor and dividers. Presumably, the designers of the place were familiar with the habits of horny truckers. As the guy was walking into the stall next to his, he noticed that the man was holding a baby carrier. On a hunch, Oliver pulled his feet up and kneeled on top of the toilet. As soon as the man put the carrier down, Oliver saw the top of a head peek beneath both sides of the stall, as if checking for other people. He didn't see Oliver, thank god, but this made Oliver excited. What if? he thought to himself. His hands shaking, he heard the man unzip his pants and drop them to his ankles. He saw his hands reach down and pick up the baby from the carrier before sitting down on the toilet. Oliver was quivering with excitement and nerves at this point. He had never in his wildest dreams imagined he'd be in a situation like this. His cock began to grow to its full 6 inches. He heard the man speak, almost in a whisper: "Hungry for daddy's milk, huh?" These 5 words caused Oliver's already erect dick to jump up to full mast. Adrenaline coursed through his veins and his heart began pounding. His cock was more erect than it had ever been, and very, very carefully he began to stand up on the toilet. There was a brief moment of silence but soon enough he heard a faint suckling from the stall next to him. That sound alone almost made Oliver's knees weak- just the possibility that his deepest desires might be occurring next to him. As quietly as possible, he reached the top of the stall and turned his phone onto the camera. He couldn't yet see what was happening but wanted to get a photo at least before making a move. He turned his shutter sound off, snuck the top of the phone over the divider, and hit the button. A bright flash filled the stall. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck I'm so fucked I'm so fucked. I'm so fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck fu- "Curious?" Oliver stood still, petrified, He could hardly believe that he may have just heard that word. He waited, unsure whether or not he imagined it or it happened for real. "You don't have to be shy" the voice repeated. It was a deep voice, masculine, with the slightest southern twinge. "It never hurts to ask" he continued. Oliver could hardly comprehend what was happening. He stepped off the toilet and stood there, unsure of what was going on. His pants were dropped to his ankles and his dick was still erect as he stood there silently in the stall. The man in the stall next to him stood up and he heard the door unlatch. The baby carrier was still on the floor. The sound of boots echoed through the empty bathroom as the man walked and stood in front of Oliver's stall. "I'm not gonna hurt you," he said. Oliver noticed that the man's pants were still on the floor. "If you want to join, just open your door" he continued. Oliver weighed the choices in his mind. Could this be a psycho-killer? Could be. Could it also be someone who shares his desires? Also likely. Leaning towards the latter, he leans forward and unlatches the door. It swings open and Oliver is face to face with a middle-aged rottweiler. He had a bit of a beer belly and definitely fit the 'dad bod' aesthetic, but you could tell he was made of muscle underneath his layer of fat. His dick was about 6.5 inches, but noticeably girthier than Oliver's. It stood fully erect, and a fat and heavy set of balls hung underneath it. It was incredibly hot to Olviver, but the icing on the cake was the child he cradled in his left hand. He couldn't have been more than 8 months old and was stark naked. The man held him in such a way so that his hand was fully wrapped around the baby's butt and he could see the man's finger slowly massaging what he only assumed to be the boy's hole. "Judging by the state of your cock, I'm assuming you like what you see," the man said calmly. He extended his right hand towards Oliver. "I'm Rob, and this here is Eli". What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck this cannot be real act natural act natural Oliver reached out and shook his hand. "I'm Oliver, pleasure to meet you. You can call me Ollie if you like," he said, trying to act as calm as possible. "Have you ever had a baby on your dick, Oliver?" Rob asked, stepping a foot closer. His hand was inching closer to Oliver's cock. "N-no, not yet" Ollie managed to stutter out. "Well, would you like to?" Ollie could do nothing but smile as Rob kneeled down and gently pulled him down onto the linoleum flooring of the bathroom. Oh my god oh my god I cannot believe this is HAPPENING right now Precum dripped out of Rob's cock as he sat down on the floor facing Ollie. The baby in his arm reached out towards it as Rob held him closer, allowing him to grab it. Rob moaned and Ollie grabbed his cock and began slowly jerking it off. "They have a natural instinct to nurse at this age," Rob said with a smile. "Plus he hasn't started teething yet, so this is as smooth as they come," he continued. He seemed very knowledgeable about the whole situation. Rob carefully brought Eli to the head of his dick and within seconds, he had latched on. Rob groaned and leaned back onto the wall of the stall. "Never gets old," he said with a grin. "And don't worry about someone coming in here, by the way. I'm close friends with an employee, and they are conveniently repairing plumbing right now," he said with a wink. The room was quiet for a moment until the sound of a baby blowjob echoed throughout. Ollie didn't quite know what to do in this situation, and Rob could tell. "Hey, why don't you give Eli some pleasure," he suggested. "Never hurts!" Ollie tentatively reached his head down and took Eli's inch-long cock in his mouth. Realizing this might be his only chance to live his dreams, he began using his mouth a little more aggressively. His tongue reached down and around his genital area, going up towards his nipples and circling them. Eli giggled through his mouth of cock as Ollie's tongue sucked on his nipples before continuing back down to his slightly erect cock. Ollie placed a hand on Eli's back and used his other hand to lift his legs before rimming the infant. Something about rimming and infant- very satisfying! Rob smiled in approval as his dick was being suckled by the infant. Within seconds, Rob groaned and pulled his cock out of Eli's mouth. After jerking his dick a few times, he came all over Eli's face and body. The infant swallowed the small amount that landed around his mouth, but most of it painted his small torso. Ollie immediately got busy and began licking the cum off the infant's body. "You're a kinky one, aren't you," Rob said. Ollie said nothing but continued to lick Eli's face clean. Oliver's cock was rock hard at this point, and he figured it was his turn for a good sucking. He gently took Eli from Rob's hands and brought it closer to his cock. "Oh my god," Ollie could barely muster out as the infant's mouth took hold of his cock. He leaned back against the wall and allowed the infant to gently jerk him off and suckle on his cock. "Nice, isn't it," Rob said gently. He reached out a hand and gently caressed Eli's body before reaching further and gently fondling Oliver's balls. "Son, ever had a dick in your ass?" Ollie was a little surprised at the question. "I mean, a few times yea," he responded. His brain picked up the implication of Rob's question. "You wanna give it a go?" he said with a smirk. Ollie gently pried the baby off the head of his cock and set him down as he stood up and bent over. Rob took a few strokes of his cock before conveniently pulling out a bottle of lube and lubing it up. He inserted one finger, two fingers, and then a third into Ollie's tight ass before pressing his dick at the hole. "Why don't you go on your knees and let Eli do his thing," Rob suggested to Ollie. Ollie bent down onto his knees and spread his legs, allowing Rob to get behind him and get into fucking position. Oliver bunched together his shed clothing and laid Eli on top of it before pulling him towards the tip of Oliver's hanging cock. Eli latched on in seconds and after seeing Oliver's situation, Rob decided to go ahead. Rob pressed his thick cock against Oliver's hole and pushed forward. Oliver moaned as his hole greedily accepted every inch of Rob's thick cock, feeling the girth of it stretch his ring and stimulate his prostate. Eli suckled gently on the tip of Ollie's cock, slurping every available drop of precum violently being forced out of his prick as Rob began picking up the pace. Grunting, Rob smacks in and out of Oliver's tight hole, and Ollie is in a world of pleasure. The feeling of a thick cock stretching your tight hole is undoubtedly incredible in its own right, but paired with the feeling of an infant sucking your cock? It's heavenly in every way. Fuck, this is incredible, Ollie thinks to himself. He looks down at Eli's closed eyes and rested face and decides to take it a step further. He begins humping Eli's mouth gently at first but takes it up a step as Rob smacks Ollie's ass with his hands. The head of Oliver's cock slid in and out and in and out of Eli's mouth, causing the infant to tear up and begin choking. Ollie would pull out for a moment and allow him to cough, but immediately resume the throat fucking. It felt incredible. His dick was going inches deep into this infant's mouth, and Rob was only supporting it by violently attacking his prostate. Rob began groaning and then spat out "Fuck, I'm about to cum." "Cum inside me," Ollie returned. "Cum inside me please." It was more of a plea than a request. With a final grunt, Rob unleashed his balls into Ollie's tight ass. His dick pulsed inside him and Oliver felt the torrent of cum flood his ass. His prostate was simply unable to withstand the stimulation and with a final few thrusts into Eli's throat, he came. Oliver didn't bother to pull out of Eli's mouth. The infant managed to swallow a few of the spurts, but as Oliver pulled his softening cock out of Eli's mouth, the infant coughed up what cum he had still lodged in his throat. Rob's dick began softening, and as Ollie moved forward off it, Rob pulled out. Oliver's ass was simply full of cum, and when Rob pulled out Ollie's ass began leaking straight onto Eli's waiting face. Glob after glob of thick, sticky cum fell out onto the toddler's face. Eli had no choice but to eat the remainder that fell near his mouth as Rob groaned and sat down. "Wow, that was... incredible," Ollie spoke through breaths. "Thanks, I suppose." "No problem kiddo. Always enjoy a good fuck." Rob said. "Listen, if you wanna keep in touch... here's my number." Rob handed a sticky note with his phone number written on it to Ollie. "I've got a few other kiddos I like to play with, so just let me know. You're a good fuck and I'd love to get into that ass again." Ollie accepted it happily and the two began to get dressed. Ollie and Rob cleaned up Eli and packed him back into the baby carrier, fast asleep. They shook hands by the sinks. "See you around, I guess" "Likewise" After parting ways in the parking lot, Ollie got into his car and made a mental note to himself: Always stop to pee.