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"\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tYou have arrived too late, Heroman Tyler! When I mash go on this cellphone, my hijacked sattelites will beam E-Prime into the minds of everyone in the city. In the ensuing chaos, I, PsychoGrammar Lass, shall have the only skills to speak it effectively, and thus will rule the entire-"
*beat*
"Oh~ Ahn~ Waff~"\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t
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Linguistics student turned madwoman PsychoGrammar Lass threatens the City of Placename with total loss of all forms of "to be"! Luckily, Heroman Tyler is there to...

...um, bind her hands, tear her outfit open, and go to town on her in the middle of the street...

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