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Even after you beat Whitney, the moment you put Miltank's favorite trainer down, you better square up and put that money where you're mouth is!\nDon't believe me, well just take a look what Combusken had to go through after running into the fat cow.", "description_bbcode_parsed": "The old legend of Whitney's Miltank being tough as a wall isn't an exaggeration. Even after you beat Whitney, the moment you put Miltank's favorite trainer down, you better square up and put that money where you're mouth is!
Don't believe me, well just take a look what Combusken had to go through after running into the fat cow.", "writing": "Whitney: *Light crying* *sniff* *Hic* *sniff*\nFlair: If it makes you feel better, you put up a great fight with your Miltank. I thought for sure I was going to lose this battle.\nWhitney’s female Miltank was there with Flair, a tan skin, with orange hair, Pokémon trainer, in comforting Miltank’s trainer and gym leader, Whitney, after she lost a recent match with Flair and her Pokémon, a female Combusken. Miltank turned her head slightly to see that Combusken acting like a sore winner in front of the already crying trainer and the fat cow, but Miltank chose to ignore her. Whitney slowly stood and turned to Flair.\nWhitney: I apologize for that. It was a fun battle overall. You certainly have been training that Combusken with all your heart. Miltank, would you please?\nMiltank presented the plain badge to Flair.\nWhitney: Here you are. You’ve earned this fair and square.\nFlair: Thank you. Next time we see each other, I would love to have a rematch, because I agree, that fight was amazing to watch.\nWhitney: I’m sure my Miltank wouldn’t mind battling your Combusken again. Good luck on your journey.\nFlair waved to Whitney while her Combusken turned and stuck her tongue out against the Miltank, while dragging her left eye lid down. Miltank snorted, but another sniffle from Whitney snapped her mind back to her trainer as she held her hand for comfort.\nWhitney: *sniff* I’ll be okay, Miltank. You did well today, like always.\nMiltank happily mooed and offered to get some ice cream to cheer Whitney up. Whitney gave her some Pokemoney and off Miltank went to the ice cream parlor near Goldenrod.\nIce Cream Lady: Hello there, Miltank! What can I get for you and Whitney today?\nMiltank pointed to a strawberry ice cream for Whitney and asked if she could put real strawberries on the ice cream. Then she pointed at a vallina ice cream for herself. The lady went into the freezer to find some strawberries.\nFlair: I’m going to do some window shopping, Combusken. Could you look after this badge for me?\nMiltank turned her head in time to see Flair leaving her Combusken at the table outside the parlor. Combusken turned and smirked when she saw Miltank standing inside the parlor, glaring at the chicken. Combusken continues being an ass by showing off the badge while still taunting Miltank over her recent loss. Steam was blowing out of Miltank’s nose as Combusken was calling the cow a chicken by clucking at her. Miltank clenched her fists as she still remembered how rude this chicken was to Whitney and what finally pissed her off was Combusken showing the badge while flipping off the Miltank as she smirked. The Miltank let out a raging moo and she smashed through the parlor window, grabbing the Combusken as the chicken clucked and rolled around the sidewalk with the fat cow until they fell on the face and quickly stood up.\nThe people and other Pokémon moved out of the way to see a raging cow clenching her fists and a smirking chicken itching to beat up the fat blob again! She dished the first move and dealt a strong left hook to Miltank face. The cow growled and dealt the chicken with her own strong gut punch that made Combusken cluck as she wiped the spit off her face! Miltank quickly covers her face to block Combusken from pecking her. She tries to grab her shoulder, but Combusken kicks Miltank square in the stomach and pushes the cow to her table. Miltank’s head shot to the left after Combusken dealt a roundhouse.\nMiltank: Ahhh…!\nMiltank felt the sudden chokehold and body slam from Combusken. She quickly worked on elbowing the chicken’s guts hard enough for Combusken to lose grip. Then the female chicken spit up some more while Miltank dealt her some combo hooks and a hard uppercut to her jaw that sent the female chicken near a book stand. The person running the stand quickly backs out of the way once Miltank grabs Combusken’s head and slams it hard on the wooden desk. Bruises were starting to form on Combusken’s right cheek. She looks at the cow in rage after another slam almost broke her beak!\nCombusken: Bawka!\nThe Combusken quickly grabs an iPad looking device just after she felt Miltank’s grip on her neck. She stumbles with the cow before bashing her head hard enough with the iPad to make Miltank let go as the cow pushes Combusken away and rubs her head. Miltank manages to dodge her face getting smacked by the iPad and also manages to make Combusken drop the iPad after dealing a hard direct kick to the stomach as the chicken lifts her head up. The Pokémon stared down and circled for a bit.\nEventually Combusken clucked and beats the shit out of Miltank by dealing with such a uppercut to jaw that Miltank’s head shot forward and her body jumped after a firy punch to her stomach, to finally she let out a muffle pain after she got headbutted by Combusken. As Combusken lifted Miltank’s head, she got dealt with a strong headbutt from Miltank as now the chicken’s body flinched once Miltank started pulling the chicken over to give that stomach a beating! Now both ladies were angrily crying at each other as they dealt with strong punches and kicks toward each other as their bellies were bruised and their faces were getting bruises from the hard jaw punches. Not to mention Combusken’s nose started to bleed from the constant headbutts as the fighters were getting close to the crosswalk.\nCombusken was doing her best to take the brutal gut punches until she finally manage to pry Miltank off after kicking her hard in the crotch and directly hit her face as she ran away, but Miltank quickly gain chased and managed to grab Combusken and pull her body over as she squeezed the chicken tightly! While Combusken grunts and elbows Miltank in the face, the Pokémon look ahead after they hear a loud and hard honk to see a car coming their way! They both acted fast and jumped onto the car as they both smashed at the windshield, surprising the driver as the Pokémon opened their eyes and paid more attention to each other than the confused and pissed off driver.\nCombusken: Bwak!!!\nThe driver hears the other cars blaring their horns at him as his windshield starts to crack thanks to Miltank brutally slamming Combusken’s busted face on the glass. The driver blares his horn as Combuksen elbows Miltank right on her ribs and starts to climb up to the car roof, but she didn’t get too far as Miltank was able to grab the chicken by her left leg and was able to stay on top of Combusken. The driver quickly drives off, leaving Miltank to bodyslam onto Combusken’s back, stunning the chicken long enough for Miltank to continue where she left off and kept on slamming her face onto the car roof as Combusken clucks and felt the blood running out of her nose as she regains consciousness in time just when Miltank start choke holding her once more! The chicken clucked and grunted in pain when Miltank started kicking her back! Combusken grips onto Miltank's arm as she looked ahead to see a semi truck driving close enough to the car they were on. Combusken manages to bite Miltank’s arm hard enough to push her off the roof, but not off the car itself. Miltank gives chase and quickly climbs the trailer of the semi truck.\nMiltank was about to reach the top, but a sudden stomp right on her hand almost made her fall off! She quickly grabbed the ladder and snarled at the smirking Combusken that was stomping and pressing down on that hoof hard enough to make Miltank let go.\nMiltank: Mmfff… Mi… Mil!\nCombusken grunts once Miltank grabs that other leg and almost made the chicken lose her balance. Combusken backs off and figures if Miltank still wants to fight, then she can have one! Once Miltank has finally climbed to the very top, she looks over to see Combusken rushing over as she gets her stomach kicked again, but she quickly throws herself onto Combusken and the girls roll around the roof until Miltank was back on top of Combusken, staring her down as she grabs that head and slams the back of it before Combusken at enough of this cow and starts strangling her neck just as Miltank started copying her! Head slams and now face bashes kept on being dished out by Miltank as Combusken started getting a black eye on her right side and her beak was really busted up as now blood was being shown from her chin after that brutal slam to the car’s windshield!\nThe driver of the truck knows there’s something happening on top of his roof, but before he could even check up from his window, he looked forward and suddenly had to brake as a car almost cuts him off! The driver jumped in his seat once both Miltank and Combusken were flown out of his truck, still choking each other! The Pokémon almost landed on the road, but another car coming from the west side, accidently hit them as well and while the girls were tossed into the air, they were still kicking and punching as they held on tightly towards each other! Miltank got a good stomach kick that knocked some wind out of Combusken, while Combusken pecked her nose so hard that Miltank started bleeding too, until she punched that throat to make Combusken let go!\nMeanwhile, inside a gym, a group of people and some water Pokémon were mingling near the pool and the locker room. One of the women looked out the window and quickly shouted at everyone to take cover! The people and Pokémon were startled once the window smashed in front of them and in came Miltank and Combusken who both laid on the floor on their faces! They stood up and stared each other down!\nJust from the looks on their bodies and their eyes, the people could tell this wasn’t just a normal battle! Miltank brushes the bruises off her chin before rushing over to knocked out the chicken, but Combusken grabs that arm and her right horn to kick her stomach twice and then throwing her onto a soda machine where Miltank stood there stunned after she felt her head slamming into that hard metal machine.\nMiltank: Mil! Gah!\nCombusken grabs Miltank and kicks her spine in with her knees as the cow struggles with the chicken! Combusken dodges an elbow attack from Miltank and spots something that made her smirk. The people and water Pokémon gasped and some covered their eyes as they all watched Combusken slamming Miltank’s face right on the candy machine, breaking the glass as Combusken took some steps back. She laughed seeing Miltank slowly trying to recover from an attack like that. The fat pink cow turns her head to see Combusken wasn’t through with her yet. The chicken wipes the blood off her beak and taunts Miltank over. Miltank panted and felt some blood running down her cheeks from the broken glass. She did start feeling dizzy, but she had enough motivation to keep going and taunted Combusken over to her instead.\nCombusken rushes over and Miltank spits up some blood after she got dealt with both a punch and a roundhouse to the face as her body stumbles close to a wooden bench. Once she felt Combusken grabbing her head, she elbows her guts hard enough and punches her directly at her beak to stun the chicken long enough for Miltank to also shoot some combo hook shots as she slams Combusken’s back near the locker rooms.\nBoth girls quickly grabbed each other’s necks and snarled before Combusken drives some more hard kicks to Miltank’s left guts before she pecks her nose as Miltank cries out in pain!\nMiltank tries her best to keep a firm grip on Combusken, but the shortest of her breath and her nose slowly bleeding from the pecks made it easy for Combusken to keep on attacking the cow! She shoved the cow and herself into the locker room as the people jumped and some ran outside as the girls rolled on the floor until Combusken was on top.\nMiltank: Mil… Mil! *Coughing* Nnggghhh!\nCombusken gleefully stared down at Miltank slowly getting choked under her hands as Miltank shut her eyes tightly when she felt her face getting brutally beaten as her cheeks started to swell and her bleeding was getting worse.\nShe grabbed Combusken by her neck and delivered such a strong gut kick, that Combusken lost her grip after spitting up some blood! Miltank took this chance and slammed the back of her head onto the wooden bench as Combusken snarled before she shut her eyes tightly and took the brutal beatings to the face! Both eyes were now blackened and she lost a tooth after Miltank dealt a strong right hook shot!\nCombusken tries to punch Miltank off of her, but she clucked and got badly stunned once Miltank gave her stomach a deep kick! Miltank stood and watched Combusken also weakening as she rolls off the bench and held her stomach.\nCombusken: Bwak!\nCombusken quickly held onto Miltank’s arm after feeling another tight choke hold around her neck! She clucked again once Miltank kicked her spine as the two struggled again with Combusken elbowing Miltank’s cheek, but Miltank slams Combusken’s face hard against the metal lockers. The sudden force of that slam caused the top locker door to open. When Miltank saw that, she took the already stunned chicken’s head and at a perfect location, she takes that door and just slams it at her face over and over. Everyone watched Combusken twitching as the chicken felt her blood was just spitting all over the place as the slams kept on coming. Miltank looks at Combusken’s body and sees it twitching to a point where it slumped. She opened the locker door slightly and saw Combusken had black out. She was still breathing, but Miltank figured it was over now.\nMiltank: *Panting* Mi… Mil… Whew…\nEveryone was at a loss for words for what just happened. Miltank spotted something shiny, it was Whitney’s plain badge on top of Combusken’s head. She must have picked it up before she started fighting with Miltank. Well it didn’t matter, Miltank felt Combusken doesn’t deserve the badge and took it from her as she wiped the bruises and blood off her lips and started limping back home.\nMiltank was shy away from the door and didn’t take any notice of Combusken slowly regaining consciousness. The chicken touched her head and realized the badge had been taken. She looked at Miltank literally walking out the door and just when Miltank entered back into the hall, she heard the loudest fight scream and she turned her head just when Combusken grabbed her and kicked her spine so hard that Miltank screamed and landed on the floor as she dropped the badge! The poor cow struggled once more as Combusken vented her anger by continuing to kick Miltank’s spine as the cow spit up on the floor as she’s being choked! Miltank bit down on Combusken’s arm as the chicken screamed and slammed her face on the hard floor before standing up to kick her head too.\nCombusken and Miltank: *Pant pant pant* *Snarling*\nCombusken sees her gym badge was still on the floor, but she stared down at Miltank, as the cow cracked her knuckles and the chicken also fixed her neck as right now the two just wanted to finish this brawl! Miltank also notices the badge and the two races after it, but Combusken ignores the gym badge and grabs Miltank as the two slam through a glass door into the pool area! The people got out of the way as they rolled around until Combusken was on top of a wary Miltank. The cow closed her eyes and gasped for air once Combusken had her hands around her neck. Miltank grabs the chicken’s shoulder and gave her quite the skull bash that Combusken stood up and held her bleeding beak, before Miltank continued her brutal attack by punching Combusken’s stomach and guts while the chicken kept spitting up blood. Combusken was able to nudge Miltank away by elbowing and punching at her nose, but Miltank grabs her and both ladies ended up under water!\nCombusken quickly held her breath as she felt the strong choke hold from Miltank! She drove an elbow into Miltank’s stomach, freeing herself from her grasp as she swam around and delivered a strong uppercut to Miltank’s left jaw! Miltank was about to reach the surface, she tries to keep Combusken in the water by kicking her face, but Combusken dodges and swims up to deliver an even brutal stomach punch that Miltank almost drowned herself after taking in some of the water in her mouth! But once they reached the surface, Miltank quickly coughed out some of the water from her lungs and she quickly punch out Combusken long enough for Miltank to drown the chicken again as she grabbed her neck and dived with her back under water, dealing kicks after kicks into her stomach as Combusken found it hard to hold her breath. She was quickly losing focus from the kicks and the firm strangulation!\nMiltank also couldn’t stay underwater much longer! She tried to ignore Combusken kicking her stomach, but the latest kick was strong enough for Miltank to breath in some water, so she had to swim back to the surface!\nMiltank: MIL!!! *Cough cough cough*\nShe saw bubbles forming under the water. She had to think fast and frantically searched around the area until she saw a diving board close enough to where she was!\nCombusken: *Bubbling* Cluck…! *Cough cough!* Bw-bawka!!!\nAs soon as Combusken also reached the surface, Miltank wasted no time and grabbed that chicken by her head to give her face the hardest slam onto the metal pole! There was a blood stain on the pole where Miltank just busted Combusken’s beak. She turned her head and saw that Combusken was finally knocked out for real. She laid Combusken’s head over at the edge as she climbed out of the pool, coughing up water out of her lungs. Most of the blood was washed away into the pool, but her bruises were visible enough for anyone to see, so Miltank made a mental note to go to a Pokémon Center before she headed back to Whitney.\nShe left the beaten and bruised Combusken where she was as she picked up Whitney’s gym badge and started limping home.\nMeanwhile, Whitney was out in the park playing with her Pokémon until she spotted Miltank in the distance with the ice cream in her hands.\nWhitney: There you are, Miltank! You had me worried about you.\nMiltank just smiled and handed Whitney her strawberry ice cream and she told Whitney to stick her hand out as she handed back the plain badge.\nWhitney: Where’d you find this at?\nMiltank made up a story that she found it on the floor inside the gym. Whitney didn’t ask any further. She was just glad Miltank was okay and the cow joined her trainer and played with the other Pokémon.\nAs for Combusken, a group of swimmers gave the chicken some CPR until she opened her eyes and knew she lost. But from the look on her eyes, the next time she sees Miltank, she’s going down!", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "Whitney: *Light crying* *sniff* *Hic* *sniff*
Flair: If it makes you feel better, you put up a great fight with your Miltank. I thought for sure I was going to lose this battle.
Whitney’s female Miltank was there with Flair, a tan skin, with orange hair, Pokémon trainer, in comforting Miltank’s trainer and gym leader, Whitney, after she lost a recent match with Flair and her Pokémon, a female Combusken. Miltank turned her head slightly to see that Combusken acting like a sore winner in front of the already crying trainer and the fat cow, but Miltank chose to ignore her. Whitney slowly stood and turned to Flair.
Whitney: I apologize for that. It was a fun battle overall. You certainly have been training that Combusken with all your heart. Miltank, would you please?
Miltank presented the plain badge to Flair.
Whitney: Here you are. You’ve earned this fair and square.
Flair: Thank you. Next time we see each other, I would love to have a rematch, because I agree, that fight was amazing to watch.
Whitney: I’m sure my Miltank wouldn’t mind battling your Combusken again. Good luck on your journey.
Flair waved to Whitney while her Combusken turned and stuck her tongue out against the Miltank, while dragging her left eye lid down. Miltank snorted, but another sniffle from Whitney snapped her mind back to her trainer as she held her hand for comfort.
Whitney: *sniff* I’ll be okay, Miltank. You did well today, like always.
Miltank happily mooed and offered to get some ice cream to cheer Whitney up. Whitney gave her some Pokemoney and off Miltank went to the ice cream parlor near Goldenrod.
Ice Cream Lady: Hello there, Miltank! What can I get for you and Whitney today?
Miltank pointed to a strawberry ice cream for Whitney and asked if she could put real strawberries on the ice cream. Then she pointed at a vallina ice cream for herself. The lady went into the freezer to find some strawberries.
Flair: I’m going to do some window shopping, Combusken. Could you look after this badge for me?
Miltank turned her head in time to see Flair leaving her Combusken at the table outside the parlor. Combusken turned and smirked when she saw Miltank standing inside the parlor, glaring at the chicken. Combusken continues being an ass by showing off the badge while still taunting Miltank over her recent loss. Steam was blowing out of Miltank’s nose as Combusken was calling the cow a chicken by clucking at her. Miltank clenched her fists as she still remembered how rude this chicken was to Whitney and what finally pissed her off was Combusken showing the badge while flipping off the Miltank as she smirked. The Miltank let out a raging moo and she smashed through the parlor window, grabbing the Combusken as the chicken clucked and rolled around the sidewalk with the fat cow until they fell on the face and quickly stood up.
The people and other Pokémon moved out of the way to see a raging cow clenching her fists and a smirking chicken itching to beat up the fat blob again! She dished the first move and dealt a strong left hook to Miltank face. The cow growled and dealt the chicken with her own strong gut punch that made Combusken cluck as she wiped the spit off her face! Miltank quickly covers her face to block Combusken from pecking her. She tries to grab her shoulder, but Combusken kicks Miltank square in the stomach and pushes the cow to her table. Miltank’s head shot to the left after Combusken dealt a roundhouse.
Miltank: Ahhh…!
Miltank felt the sudden chokehold and body slam from Combusken. She quickly worked on elbowing the chicken’s guts hard enough for Combusken to lose grip. Then the female chicken spit up some more while Miltank dealt her some combo hooks and a hard uppercut to her jaw that sent the female chicken near a book stand. The person running the stand quickly backs out of the way once Miltank grabs Combusken’s head and slams it hard on the wooden desk. Bruises were starting to form on Combusken’s right cheek. She looks at the cow in rage after another slam almost broke her beak!
Combusken: Bawka!
The Combusken quickly grabs an iPad looking device just after she felt Miltank’s grip on her neck. She stumbles with the cow before bashing her head hard enough with the iPad to make Miltank let go as the cow pushes Combusken away and rubs her head. Miltank manages to dodge her face getting smacked by the iPad and also manages to make Combusken drop the iPad after dealing a hard direct kick to the stomach as the chicken lifts her head up. The Pokémon stared down and circled for a bit.
Eventually Combusken clucked and beats the shit out of Miltank by dealing with such a uppercut to jaw that Miltank’s head shot forward and her body jumped after a firy punch to her stomach, to finally she let out a muffle pain after she got headbutted by Combusken. As Combusken lifted Miltank’s head, she got dealt with a strong headbutt from Miltank as now the chicken’s body flinched once Miltank started pulling the chicken over to give that stomach a beating! Now both ladies were angrily crying at each other as they dealt with strong punches and kicks toward each other as their bellies were bruised and their faces were getting bruises from the hard jaw punches. Not to mention Combusken’s nose started to bleed from the constant headbutts as the fighters were getting close to the crosswalk.
Combusken was doing her best to take the brutal gut punches until she finally manage to pry Miltank off after kicking her hard in the crotch and directly hit her face as she ran away, but Miltank quickly gain chased and managed to grab Combusken and pull her body over as she squeezed the chicken tightly! While Combusken grunts and elbows Miltank in the face, the Pokémon look ahead after they hear a loud and hard honk to see a car coming their way! They both acted fast and jumped onto the car as they both smashed at the windshield, surprising the driver as the Pokémon opened their eyes and paid more attention to each other than the confused and pissed off driver.
Combusken: Bwak!!!
The driver hears the other cars blaring their horns at him as his windshield starts to crack thanks to Miltank brutally slamming Combusken’s busted face on the glass. The driver blares his horn as Combuksen elbows Miltank right on her ribs and starts to climb up to the car roof, but she didn’t get too far as Miltank was able to grab the chicken by her left leg and was able to stay on top of Combusken. The driver quickly drives off, leaving Miltank to bodyslam onto Combusken’s back, stunning the chicken long enough for Miltank to continue where she left off and kept on slamming her face onto the car roof as Combusken clucks and felt the blood running out of her nose as she regains consciousness in time just when Miltank start choke holding her once more! The chicken clucked and grunted in pain when Miltank started kicking her back! Combusken grips onto Miltank's arm as she looked ahead to see a semi truck driving close enough to the car they were on. Combusken manages to bite Miltank’s arm hard enough to push her off the roof, but not off the car itself. Miltank gives chase and quickly climbs the trailer of the semi truck.
Miltank was about to reach the top, but a sudden stomp right on her hand almost made her fall off! She quickly grabbed the ladder and snarled at the smirking Combusken that was stomping and pressing down on that hoof hard enough to make Miltank let go.
Miltank: Mmfff… Mi… Mil!
Combusken grunts once Miltank grabs that other leg and almost made the chicken lose her balance. Combusken backs off and figures if Miltank still wants to fight, then she can have one! Once Miltank has finally climbed to the very top, she looks over to see Combusken rushing over as she gets her stomach kicked again, but she quickly throws herself onto Combusken and the girls roll around the roof until Miltank was back on top of Combusken, staring her down as she grabs that head and slams the back of it before Combusken at enough of this cow and starts strangling her neck just as Miltank started copying her! Head slams and now face bashes kept on being dished out by Miltank as Combusken started getting a black eye on her right side and her beak was really busted up as now blood was being shown from her chin after that brutal slam to the car’s windshield!
The driver of the truck knows there’s something happening on top of his roof, but before he could even check up from his window, he looked forward and suddenly had to brake as a car almost cuts him off! The driver jumped in his seat once both Miltank and Combusken were flown out of his truck, still choking each other! The Pokémon almost landed on the road, but another car coming from the west side, accidently hit them as well and while the girls were tossed into the air, they were still kicking and punching as they held on tightly towards each other! Miltank got a good stomach kick that knocked some wind out of Combusken, while Combusken pecked her nose so hard that Miltank started bleeding too, until she punched that throat to make Combusken let go!
Meanwhile, inside a gym, a group of people and some water Pokémon were mingling near the pool and the locker room. One of the women looked out the window and quickly shouted at everyone to take cover! The people and Pokémon were startled once the window smashed in front of them and in came Miltank and Combusken who both laid on the floor on their faces! They stood up and stared each other down!
Just from the looks on their bodies and their eyes, the people could tell this wasn’t just a normal battle! Miltank brushes the bruises off her chin before rushing over to knocked out the chicken, but Combusken grabs that arm and her right horn to kick her stomach twice and then throwing her onto a soda machine where Miltank stood there stunned after she felt her head slamming into that hard metal machine.
Miltank: Mil! Gah!
Combusken grabs Miltank and kicks her spine in with her knees as the cow struggles with the chicken! Combusken dodges an elbow attack from Miltank and spots something that made her smirk. The people and water Pokémon gasped and some covered their eyes as they all watched Combusken slamming Miltank’s face right on the candy machine, breaking the glass as Combusken took some steps back. She laughed seeing Miltank slowly trying to recover from an attack like that. The fat pink cow turns her head to see Combusken wasn’t through with her yet. The chicken wipes the blood off her beak and taunts Miltank over. Miltank panted and felt some blood running down her cheeks from the broken glass. She did start feeling dizzy, but she had enough motivation to keep going and taunted Combusken over to her instead.
Combusken rushes over and Miltank spits up some blood after she got dealt with both a punch and a roundhouse to the face as her body stumbles close to a wooden bench. Once she felt Combusken grabbing her head, she elbows her guts hard enough and punches her directly at her beak to stun the chicken long enough for Miltank to also shoot some combo hook shots as she slams Combusken’s back near the locker rooms.
Both girls quickly grabbed each other’s necks and snarled before Combusken drives some more hard kicks to Miltank’s left guts before she pecks her nose as Miltank cries out in pain!
Miltank tries her best to keep a firm grip on Combusken, but the shortest of her breath and her nose slowly bleeding from the pecks made it easy for Combusken to keep on attacking the cow! She shoved the cow and herself into the locker room as the people jumped and some ran outside as the girls rolled on the floor until Combusken was on top.
Miltank: Mil… Mil! *Coughing* Nnggghhh!
Combusken gleefully stared down at Miltank slowly getting choked under her hands as Miltank shut her eyes tightly when she felt her face getting brutally beaten as her cheeks started to swell and her bleeding was getting worse.
She grabbed Combusken by her neck and delivered such a strong gut kick, that Combusken lost her grip after spitting up some blood! Miltank took this chance and slammed the back of her head onto the wooden bench as Combusken snarled before she shut her eyes tightly and took the brutal beatings to the face! Both eyes were now blackened and she lost a tooth after Miltank dealt a strong right hook shot!
Combusken tries to punch Miltank off of her, but she clucked and got badly stunned once Miltank gave her stomach a deep kick! Miltank stood and watched Combusken also weakening as she rolls off the bench and held her stomach.
Combusken: Bwak!
Combusken quickly held onto Miltank’s arm after feeling another tight choke hold around her neck! She clucked again once Miltank kicked her spine as the two struggled again with Combusken elbowing Miltank’s cheek, but Miltank slams Combusken’s face hard against the metal lockers. The sudden force of that slam caused the top locker door to open. When Miltank saw that, she took the already stunned chicken’s head and at a perfect location, she takes that door and just slams it at her face over and over. Everyone watched Combusken twitching as the chicken felt her blood was just spitting all over the place as the slams kept on coming. Miltank looks at Combusken’s body and sees it twitching to a point where it slumped. She opened the locker door slightly and saw Combusken had black out. She was still breathing, but Miltank figured it was over now.
Miltank: *Panting* Mi… Mil… Whew…
Everyone was at a loss for words for what just happened. Miltank spotted something shiny, it was Whitney’s plain badge on top of Combusken’s head. She must have picked it up before she started fighting with Miltank. Well it didn’t matter, Miltank felt Combusken doesn’t deserve the badge and took it from her as she wiped the bruises and blood off her lips and started limping back home.
Miltank was shy away from the door and didn’t take any notice of Combusken slowly regaining consciousness. The chicken touched her head and realized the badge had been taken. She looked at Miltank literally walking out the door and just when Miltank entered back into the hall, she heard the loudest fight scream and she turned her head just when Combusken grabbed her and kicked her spine so hard that Miltank screamed and landed on the floor as she dropped the badge! The poor cow struggled once more as Combusken vented her anger by continuing to kick Miltank’s spine as the cow spit up on the floor as she’s being choked! Miltank bit down on Combusken’s arm as the chicken screamed and slammed her face on the hard floor before standing up to kick her head too.
Combusken and Miltank: *Pant pant pant* *Snarling*
Combusken sees her gym badge was still on the floor, but she stared down at Miltank, as the cow cracked her knuckles and the chicken also fixed her neck as right now the two just wanted to finish this brawl! Miltank also notices the badge and the two races after it, but Combusken ignores the gym badge and grabs Miltank as the two slam through a glass door into the pool area! The people got out of the way as they rolled around until Combusken was on top of a wary Miltank. The cow closed her eyes and gasped for air once Combusken had her hands around her neck. Miltank grabs the chicken’s shoulder and gave her quite the skull bash that Combusken stood up and held her bleeding beak, before Miltank continued her brutal attack by punching Combusken’s stomach and guts while the chicken kept spitting up blood. Combusken was able to nudge Miltank away by elbowing and punching at her nose, but Miltank grabs her and both ladies ended up under water!
Combusken quickly held her breath as she felt the strong choke hold from Miltank! She drove an elbow into Miltank’s stomach, freeing herself from her grasp as she swam around and delivered a strong uppercut to Miltank’s left jaw! Miltank was about to reach the surface, she tries to keep Combusken in the water by kicking her face, but Combusken dodges and swims up to deliver an even brutal stomach punch that Miltank almost drowned herself after taking in some of the water in her mouth! But once they reached the surface, Miltank quickly coughed out some of the water from her lungs and she quickly punch out Combusken long enough for Miltank to drown the chicken again as she grabbed her neck and dived with her back under water, dealing kicks after kicks into her stomach as Combusken found it hard to hold her breath. She was quickly losing focus from the kicks and the firm strangulation!
Miltank also couldn’t stay underwater much longer! She tried to ignore Combusken kicking her stomach, but the latest kick was strong enough for Miltank to breath in some water, so she had to swim back to the surface!
Miltank: MIL!!! *Cough cough cough*
She saw bubbles forming under the water. She had to think fast and frantically searched around the area until she saw a diving board close enough to where she was!
Combusken: *Bubbling* Cluck…! *Cough cough!* Bw-bawka!!!
As soon as Combusken also reached the surface, Miltank wasted no time and grabbed that chicken by her head to give her face the hardest slam onto the metal pole! There was a blood stain on the pole where Miltank just busted Combusken’s beak. She turned her head and saw that Combusken was finally knocked out for real. She laid Combusken’s head over at the edge as she climbed out of the pool, coughing up water out of her lungs. Most of the blood was washed away into the pool, but her bruises were visible enough for anyone to see, so Miltank made a mental note to go to a Pokémon Center before she headed back to Whitney.
She left the beaten and bruised Combusken where she was as she picked up Whitney’s gym badge and started limping home.
Meanwhile, Whitney was out in the park playing with her Pokémon until she spotted Miltank in the distance with the ice cream in her hands.
Whitney: There you are, Miltank! You had me worried about you.
Miltank just smiled and handed Whitney her strawberry ice cream and she told Whitney to stick her hand out as she handed back the plain badge.
Whitney: Where’d you find this at?
Miltank made up a story that she found it on the floor inside the gym. Whitney didn’t ask any further. She was just glad Miltank was okay and the cow joined her trainer and played with the other Pokémon.
As for Combusken, a group of swimmers gave the chicken some CPR until she opened her eyes and knew she lost. But from the look on her eyes, the next time she sees Miltank, she’s going down!", "pools_count": 1, "title": "Miltank vs Combusken (Chicken Fight Parody)", "deleted": "f", "public": "t", "mimetype": "text/plain", "pagecount": "1", "rating_id": "2", "rating_name": "Adult", "ratings": [ { "content_tag_id": "5", "name": "Strong Violence", "description": "Strong violence, blood, serious injury or death", "rating_id": "2" } ], "submission_type_id": "12", "type_name": "Writing - Document", "guest_block": "t", "friends_only": "f", "comments_count": "0", "views": "187" }