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"The dude claimed the kitty-cat was running around naked and raping several women. I dunno, sounds pretty awesome to me," ToonPimp said with a smile, lighting up some Colorado Confidential in front of our editor.
Thankfully, if the bobcat is deemed too dangerous to be kept alive, bobcats in and of themselves are of the least concern in the wildlife conservation index. With this in mind, however, the Socratian Bobcat's days may now be numbered.

For more developments on this news story, visit Podophiliac Game Union for a more detailed analysis and interactive sketch of whom we've now titled, 'Socrates.'
To see more recreations of various creatures around the world who've raped semi-consensual victims, visit the Ultimate RoR organization for more details, and tell them if you've seen furry bipedal sexual acts in your area.
Special thanks to the composite artist for coming forth with his information. You can find him at his website, ToonPimp.net.
If you'd like to give our editor some coffee, visit his Ko-Fi Page.
Come and chat with our editors on Discord!

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