I eventually wake up when I hear wood cracking and shaking. Panicking, I looked around, but then I smelled something awful, the elf’s body must have gone off, how long was I asleep for?!
Then I hear the door get kicked open I peek through a hole in the ceiling to see who it was, some very big wolf monster with some...weird growth on the back of their head, it lumbered over to the dead elf’s body and starts eating it, even though it was rotting and smells awful, I sneak through the wall and find my way outside, I make a run for it into the woods, but as I moved I felt more and more sick.

“Uh oh...I think the...I'm gonna-”
I heaved, glucking as I forced up the rat bones all over the forest floor. 
It felt horrible throwing those up, eventually I coughed up the skull of the female and coughted.
“Guh! That was horrible! Well I'm out, in the wild, alone.” 
My stomach growled loudly again and I sigh.
“And I'm hungry again. Well...time for another hunt I guess.”

I wander around and start appraising things left and right, trying to level that up as far as it can go, but constantly learning about all the details gives me a splitting headache but I focus on all of it to level grind as much as I can.

<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Appraisal lv2] has become [Appraisal lv3]>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Acquired skill [Parallel Thoughts lv1]>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Memory lv1] has become [Memory lv2]>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Parallel Thoughts lv1] has become [Parallel Thoughts lv2]>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Memory lv2] has become [Memory lv3]>

“I'm going to have a horrible migraine from this but it’s worth it. Now I got a shit ton of points, might as well burn them up while I can. Just wish there was a catalog of what skills are available to me.”
I say that thinking the system would just drop this info right into my coils.
“Nothing? Great.”
I sigh and rub my face with my grabbers, then I realize I'm still covered in blood.
“Right, I should probably wash this off.”

I wander around for hours before I find a pond, But a good player takes any chance to grind for skills, even as I scrub myself and wash the blood off I appraise and study everything around me. But as I scanned around I scanned the little puddle I was washing at but got a curious response.

<Water Slime(unnamed)>
<Status: deceased>

“...This is a water slime? Huh, interesting. Well that’s everything I can scan in this area.”
I head over to a tree with a hole in the base.
“Time to do some shopping.”
I started with things for my stomach and went from there.

<Acquire Skill [Digestion Control lv1] for [500] skill points?>
<Acquired Skill [Digestion Control lv1]. Remaining Skill Points: [98,100]>
<Acquire Skill [Light Magic lv1] for [100] skill points?>
<Acquired Skill [Light Magic lv1]. Remaining Skill Points: [98,000]>
<Acquire Skill [Telepathy lv1] for [500] skill points?>
<Acquired Skill [Telepathy lv1]. Remaining Skill Points: [97,500]>
<Acquire Skill [Healing Magic lv1] for [500] skill points?>
<Acquired Skill [Healing Magic lv1]. Remaining Skill Points: [97,000]>
<Acquire Skill [Academia lv1] for [500] skill points?>
<Acquired Skill [Academia lv1]. Remaining Skill Points: [96,500]>
<Acquire Skill [Paralysis Fang lv1] for [500] skill points?>
<Acquired Skill [Paralysis Fang lv1]. Remaining Skill Points: [96,000]>

“Ok I think that’s it for now, let’s blow the points on leveling my stuff up, I would very much like to be as well off as I can in this world.” I then focused on training my skills that I have and I duck as a rock flies past my head. 

<Proficiency has reached the required level. Acquired skill [Prediction lv1]>

I looked to see what it was and it seemed to be some kind of mutant squirrel with a slingshot, who just chittered at me and readied another shot. I grabbed a rock of my own and threw it at their head, knocking them out of the tree.

<Proficiency has reached the required level. Acquired skill [Prediction lv1]>

I then went over to them and saw they were out cold with a large lump on their head.
He looked to be about 3 feet tall, gray fur, wearing armor made of wood leaves and vines and had nuts the size of watermelons and a fat sheath under that loin cloth.
I shrug and start swallowing their feet first, however before I even get their feet in my mouth a new scent filled my nose.
I followed it right to his crotch and I felt almost...intoxicated by the scent, I moved closer and kept taking in that...wonderful aroma.

<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Olfactory Enhancement lv2] has become [Olfactory Enhancement lv3]>

I just pushed my nose against the base of his sheath and just took in a deep whiff of that scent, shuddering as my brain kept trying to make me stop but Ii just couldn’t, licking at his sack and sheath without thinking.

<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Olfactory Enhancement lv3] has become [Olfactory Enhancement lv4]>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Taste Enhancement lv1] has become [Taste Enhancement lv2]>

 I keep huffing his junk and licking it, seeing him shift about as his penis became erect, standing at about a foot long and 2 inches thick, my 3 tongues came out and caressed it gently, he started to wake up and was panting, just as he sat up I shoved his penis into my mouth and just sucked on it as hard as I could, making the poor guy squeal from the sensation as he tried to pull out, but I refused to let go of him as I kept sucking him off.
I don’t care what gender my body was, this was amazing, but still I try to fight these urges.

<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Heresy Resistance lv1] has become [Heresy Resistance lv2]>

The squirrel eventually gave up and just backed against a rock for support as I keep sucking him off, even sending 2 of my tongues right into his urethra causing a very loud squeal from him as he came, the pressure forced my tongues out and I just take every drop he had, literally sucking the fluids out of him, his balls actually shrank and looked rather sad when I was finished with him, he had passed out from the orgasm and I just let him go and his dick looked like a dried up carrot, I just smile and start swallowing him head first, taking my time and enjoying the flavor.

I gagged a bit as the fur tickled my throat but I managed to force the squirrel down, letting out a satisfied sigh and listened to my stomach gurgling and rumbling away, but I was still hungry so I dragged myself along listening for any sounds of prey nearby.
Focusing on any sounds I could pick up on, then I picked up the scent of another male squirrel as well as another beast, this new scent smells...acidic, like vinegar, or vomit.
I follow the scent and my thoughts start drifting to the male’s genitals but I shake my head violently to snap myself out of it.

“What the hell kind of pheromones are those mutant squirrels giving off to affect me like this?! I was never gay befo...was I?...Why are my memories of my old life so fuzzy?...I can't even remember my own name. Come on, think!”
I yell to myself and I keep trying to remember my old life. I remembered I used to be a human, but...some details were fuzzy or missing.

<Warning, previous save file corrupted. 20% of data has been corrupted beyond recovery, 30% of data is partially corrupted, attempting data reconstruction.>

“Great, I’ve got memory loss, at least I only lost 20% of my memories so I can work with what’s left.”

<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Memory lv3] has become [Memory lv4]>

“At least I leveled up my memory skill. But with everything I'm about to learn it’s going to make keeping track of it all hard...I would like to buy the skill database.”

<Acquire Skill [Library lv1] for [500] skill points?>
<Acquired Skill [Library lv1]. Remaining Skill Points: [95,500]>

“There, now I can organize everything I learned a bit better. Now...back to that squirrel and his big furry-gah stop doing that! Come on, I know those balls of his smelled wonderful but I can’t keep sucking off every male I come across!”

<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Heresy resistance lv2] has become [Heresy Resistance lv3]>

“Well at least that is going up, that should help me resist such smells a bit better. Still...the squirrel was quite nice. And very filling as well...maybe...just one mo-”
I was cut off mid sentence when I heard a loud wet plop nearby, looking about I saw a large,  exercise ball sized (about 3ft/91cm in diameter) white slime bouncing towards me, it was a level 20 but had basically nothing to the stats it has.
“A slime, alright let’s see what you-” 
It landed on my tail and I felt my scales sizzling. 
I yelled and pulled back to see I had acid burns.

<Proficiency has reached the required level. Acquired skill [Acid resistance lv1]>

“Yeah fat lot that does me!” 
The white slime then grabbed me and I yelled as the acid ate into my scales, I fought back and shot venom at the thing, which burned into it and I broke free, using healing magic to repair my wounds.

<Proficiency has reached the required level. Acquired skill [Poison Magic lv1]>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Poison Magic lv1] has become [Poison Magic lv2]>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Acid resistance lv1] has become [Acid Resistance lv2]>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Acid resistance lv2] has become [Acid Resistance lv3]>

I hissed angrily at the slime and kept using what attacks I had, it shot globs of itself at me and I figure out how to make a light shield, but after 3 hits it shattered and with my heresy magic being level 1 all that’s going to do is make the thing uncomfortable, but my poison attacks were doing the most damage, but soon it jumped right on top of me and the only thing sticking out was my head and the tip of my tail, I yelled in pain so I used my healing magic to keep myself from melting away.

<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Acid resistance lv3] has become [Acid Resistance lv4]>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Acid resistance lv4] has become [Acid Resistance lv5]>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Healing magic lv1] has become [Healing Magic lv2]>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Healing magic lv2] has become [Healing Magic lv3]>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Healing magic lv3] has become [Healing Magic lv4]>

I kept this up for what felt like 2 hours before I noticed the pain was getting less and less, and I'm recovering faster than it can digest me. 
“Perfect, if I keep this up I can get acid immunity...I hope that’s the upgrade of what I have now. But I'm already at level 5 and it’s going to take even longer to reach 10, and my mana is running on fumes...but I do have voracious...and this slime does kind of look like french vanilla ice cream....ah fuck it!”

I pulled my head into the slime and kept my eyes shut to protect them as I started chugging, drinking down the slime creature as it kept trying to digest me.
I had only 15% of my mana left but I put it towards my healing magic to keep myself going, my stomach swelled with each gulp and the slime actually starts flowing in by itself after tasing the squirrel I ate before, already downing half the slime my body was already becoming tighter and tighter, butIi keep going, already reaching my limit as I neared the 3 foot mark.

<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Acid resistance lv6] has become [Acid Resistance lv7]>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Elasticity lv1] has become [Elasticity lv2]>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Elasticity lv2] has become [Elasticity lv3]>

I eventually ran out of mana but finally downed the slime, feeling tight as a drum and could barely move without my skin creaking like a balloon.

<Experience has reached the required level. [Unnamed] has grown from growth Level [2] to growth Level [3]>
<Experience has reached the required level. [Unnamed] has risen from Level [4] to Level [5]>
<All basic attributes have increased>
<Skill proficiency level-up bonus acquired>
<Skill Points have been acquired>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Voracious lv1] has become [Voracious lv2]>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Overeating lv1] has become [Overeating lv2]>
<[1000] Skill Points have been acquired as a result of [Voracious lv2]>
<[500] Skill Points have been acquired as a result of [Voracious lv2]>
<The required conditions have been met. [Unnamed] has acquired the Title [Slime hunter]>
<The required conditions have been met. [Unnamed] has acquired the Title [Glutton]>
<The required conditions have been met. [Unnamed] has acquired the Title [Survivor]>
<As a result of [Slime hunter], the skill [Slime Whisperer lv1] has been acquired>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Acid Resistance lv7] has become [Acid Resistance 2 lv1]>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Light magic lv1] has become [Light Magic lv2]>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Digestion Efficiency lv1] has become [Digestion Efficiency lv2]>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Heresy Magic lv1] has become [Heresy Magic lv2]>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Poison Magic lv2] has become [Poison Magic lv3]>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Acquired skill [Regeneration lv1]>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Parallel Thoughts lv2] has become [Parallel Thoughts lv3]>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Appraisal lv3] has become [Appraisal lv6]>

I groan and hold my head as I get bombarded with status updates, getting a splitting headache as I am forced to keep track of all of it at once, my parallel thoughts perk quickly levels up to the max and gets its upgrade.

<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Parallel Thoughts lv10] has become [Parallel Minds lv1]>

“Fucking hell. My head is killing me. At least it’s finally over.”

???: “About time captain.”

“Huh?” I looked around as I heard...my voice. “Hello?”

???: “Come on dude don’t copy kumoko’s reaction to this. You know what’s going on.”

“Sorry, I'm a bit light headed from being blasted with every skill I have leveling up at once and from being stuffed like a horny aweter fucking a hyper endowed werewolf.” 
I groan as my body grows bigger, my skin sheds as all my wounds healed, I groan as I feel my bones snapping and growing little by little, eventually the growth stops and I huff.
“That...hurt like hell!”

<Proficiency has reached the required level. Acquired skill [Pain Nullification lv1]>

“And we got more skills rolling in, great. Run an appraisal on us number 1.”

N1: “Aye captain.”

<[Unnamed]:[Slitherkin Rex]>
<lv[5](2%)>
<size lv[3](45%^)> ((X%^ means this bar is continuing to go up.))
<gender [hermaphrodite]>
<HP(health): [15^]/[345]>
<MP(mana): [1^]/[298]>
<SP(calories): [680^]/[340]>
<SP(stamina): [2^]/[408]>
<Intelligence: [155]>
<Skill points: [97,000]>

<TITLES: Exterminator, Glutton, Merciless, Slime hunter, Survivor>

<ACTIVE: Appraisal lv6 (21%)|digestion control lv3(44%)|telepathy lv4(15%)|selective digestion lv2(24%)|>

<PASSIVE: Acid resistance 2 lv1(2%)|auditory enhancement lv3(54%)|digestion efficiency lv2(43%)|elasticity lv3(89%)|focused mind lv3(17%)|memory lv2(70%)|overeating lv2(87%)|Olfactory enhancement lv5(98%)|parallel minds lv1(3%)|heresy resistance lv3(67%)|strength lv3(60%)|taste enhancement lv3(77%)|Tactile enhancement lv2(32%)|voracious lv2(23%)|>

<COMBAT: Constriction lv2 (5%)|venom fang lv2 (85%)|Acid shot lv1(0%)|>

<MAGIC: Healing magic lv4(20%)|heresy magic lv2(20%)|light magic lv2(30%)|poison magic lv3(50%)|regeneration lv1(0%)|>

“Nice, we...better find a place to stay...for a while...I'm..too exhausted...for another fight. There’s a hole in the ground, looks more than big enough for us.”

N1: “Yes but I hear some gurgling inside.”

“We’ll deal with that later.”

I slowly slither my way into the hole and get deep underground, once I find the den I get jumped by another white slime and I force myself to eat it as well, all the surface could hear was loud gagging and gulping, followed by very loud creaking and groaning.

“If the monsters don’t kill me...I think...My ruptured stomach will.”

<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Elasticity lv3] has become [Elasticity lv4]>
<Proficiency has reached the required level. Skill [Elasticity lv4] has become [Elasticity lv5]>

I finally finished off the slime and was so round now I couldn’t move, N1 then buys the skill hibernate so we can at least sleep this off for a while, level one only gives us about a month of sleep but would be more than we need.

(continue to pg3.)