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To be more precise, it was not what Anon was expecting at all.\nIt was as if a small tugboat had maneuvered its way into the room somehow and parked under the massage table, making a tiny rumbling chitter sound. He'd read about this beforehand of course. It always pays to research different species reactions. The book had mentioned that rabbit species would vibrate their teeth and make a purr noise when they were relaxed. It was just... weird. Why couldn't they be more predictable like humans. \nHesitant at first, Anon got back to work massaging the pint sized rabbit's knots out of her shoulders, working his way up the neck. \n\n\"Wow, for a little girl you sure do have a lot of tension. I don't think I've had a case this serious for quite a while.\" Anon remarked as casually he could. Teeth chittering notwithstanding. \n \n\"Mmm.. my friend Amy said that ...Ahhhhrrrrr... that we were fighting all the time... s..so\" Cream managed to gasp.\n\n\"Ahh, yes I understand now. You're one of the hero's, right?\"\n\n\"Yes, we fought Mm..Mister Robotnik yesterday again.\"\n\n\"Goodness, what would we do without you? I can't imagine.\"\n\nCream the Rabbit giggled a little bit and was quiet, just enjoying the massage. \nAnon changed the area he was massaging in the neck back down to the arm's main nerves and started working towards the shoulders. If she was ordering around that Chao all the time then her arms would be used fairly often. The good thing about all the body fur on a mobian was that no massage oil was needed, as the friction between skin would never grip. \nIt wasn't exactly relaxing in this world, where the tide of good and evil could change rapidly every week. You would see fruit sellers opening their stand next to today's 'quantum lazer or something' battle. Who had time to worry about that when it was happening all the time? The death toll was ...somehow unbelievably low though, almost as if there was some ulterior sick-minded PG-rated audience being entertained by it all somewhere out there. \n\n\"How are your arms feeling Cream? Are they tingly or feel any different?\"\n\n\"They are a little tingly now Mister Anon.\"\n\n\"Alright, you're going to need to do some stretches when you wake up in the morning to help with that. I'll demonstrate later on.\"\n\n\"Okay.\"\n\nAnon just noticed that the small tugboat noise had faded away when he started working on her arms. ..Interesting. Maybe the neck area needed more work than the arms?\n\n\"Now, your mother mentioned earlier that you were having some issue with your ears. Could you describe what you've noticed?\"\n\n\"Oh yes! My ears. Sometimes when I lift too much when my friends are falling and they get really painful and tight on my head right after I land.\"\n\n\"Hmm, OK please sit up for a moment. Let's take a closer look at them. Did you say you Land?\" \nCream got up from facing down and shifted to the side of the table from under the towel. Her underwear being still ON of course as this was an adolescent massage and it was not necessary to remove all clothing in such an environment and would be unprofessional to do so.\n\n\"Alright, what do you feel when I do this?\" Anon asked while pressing the base of Cream's ear gently.\n\n...brrrrrrrraaaAAAAAAAAAP\nThe bass brown note continued to echo around the room in a defiant manner. Absolutely demanding Anon acknowledge its existence. \nCream blushed and looked down at the ground as if it was suddenly the most entertaining linoleum in the world.\n\n\"...Well\" Anon continued, \" that was unex-\"\nBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP PPPPPPBBBBBPBPBPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBB\nThe expunction of gasses being so massive from Cream's butt that the towel which was next to Cream was now cowering in the corner of the room fearing for its life, and her underwear was attempting an impression of a high speed parachute.\n\nAnon was quite speechless. He took a small sniff to see if he was breathless as well but no, it really didn't have the usual toxicity that passing gas would normally have. \nRealizing he still had his hand on her ear, he let go and went to the window to open it, just in case.\n\n\"It's okay Cream, there's nothing to be embarrassed about\" Anon tried to say in a comforting tone. \"Plenty of people get relaxed enough to pass gas, it's perfectly normal.\"\nGod, he hoped that Cream couldn't see that he was lying between his teeth. Reacting to this in ANY way was 100% career ending.\n\n\"It's my secret power Mister Anon.. I can't fly using my ears you see.\"\n\n\"O-oh, okay. I was wondering what you meant earlier about that.\"\n\n\"Everyone else thinks I fly using my ears Mister Anon, please keep it a secret. It's too embarrassing.\"\n\n\"Sure Cream. I'm just here to help you.\"\n\n\"When I wiggle my ears like this..\" Cream started moving her ears in a flapping motion, and then Anon was very thankful he opened the window earlier. Another high pressure air system formed in the room under Cream, and she jet propelled upwards to the ceiling for a moment before floating back down to the floor.\n\n\"It makes me fly using my... sorry...butt.\"\n\n\"Okay Cream, well I can't really help with that, I'm a masseuse, not a proctologist.\"\n\nCream's eyes started to go shiny and well up with tears, and her lip started to quiver.\nAnon really was out of his depth. This was one of the damned mobian heros with extra ordinary powers. If he refused to help her then he would probably die in a couple episodes as a minor plot point just to balance his karma. \nCream sobbed a little.\n\n\"Alright.. fine I'll see if I can work out any knots in your ears.\" Anon mumbled. 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I heard a terrible sound and I called the...\" Vanilla stopped mid sentence as she took in the whole scene.\n\nNow, Anon wasn't exactly having the best of days. Having to take extra time out of his schedule to work on a clients special problem and also make his clinic unsafe to reside in due to massive percussive forces on the walls. And then there was the issue with a child's mother with 3 cops seeing that he has strapped the child to the table with her underwear around her shoes, facing an open window.\n\nVanilla screamed and Anon was shot 44 times by the police in self defense. \n","writing_bbcode_parsed":"Title: Cream relaxes
Date written: 1/Mar/19
Words: 1,291
Reading time: 4min 41 sec

It can be said that there are many sights and sounds that a man does not get to hear in his lifetime, and certainly one of rarest would be the sound of Cream the Rabbit in pure bliss. To be more precise, it was not what Anon was expecting at all.
It was as if a small tugboat had maneuvered its way into the room somehow and parked under the massage table, making a tiny rumbling chitter sound. He'd read about this beforehand of course. It always pays to research different species reactions. The book had mentioned that rabbit species would vibrate their teeth and make a purr noise when they were relaxed. It was just... weird. Why couldn't they be more predictable like humans.
Hesitant at first, Anon got back to work massaging the pint sized rabbit's knots out of her shoulders, working his way up the neck.

"Wow, for a little girl you sure do have a lot of tension. I don't think I've had a case this serious for quite a while." Anon remarked as casually he could. Teeth chittering notwithstanding.
 
"Mmm.. my friend Amy said that ...Ahhhhrrrrr... that we were fighting all the time... s..so" Cream managed to gasp.

"Ahh, yes I understand now. You're one of the hero's, right?"

"Yes, we fought Mm..Mister Robotnik yesterday again."

"Goodness, what would we do without you? I can't imagine."

Cream the Rabbit giggled a little bit and was quiet, just enjoying the massage.
Anon changed the area he was massaging in the neck back down to the arm's main nerves and started working towards the shoulders. If she was ordering around that Chao all the time then her arms would be used fairly often. The good thing about all the body fur on a mobian was that no massage oil was needed, as the friction between skin would never grip.
It wasn't exactly relaxing in this world, where the tide of good and evil could change rapidly every week. You would see fruit sellers opening their stand next to today's 'quantum lazer or something' battle. Who had time to worry about that when it was happening all the time? The death toll was ...somehow unbelievably low though, almost as if there was some ulterior sick-minded PG-rated audience being entertained by it all somewhere out there.

"How are your arms feeling Cream? Are they tingly or feel any different?"

"They are a little tingly now Mister Anon."

"Alright, you're going to need to do some stretches when you wake up in the morning to help with that. I'll demonstrate later on."

"Okay."

Anon just noticed that the small tugboat noise had faded away when he started working on her arms. ..Interesting. Maybe the neck area needed more work than the arms?

"Now, your mother mentioned earlier that you were having some issue with your ears. Could you describe what you've noticed?"

"Oh yes! My ears. Sometimes when I lift too much when my friends are falling and they get really painful and tight on my head right after I land."

"Hmm, OK please sit up for a moment. Let's take a closer look at them. Did you say you Land?"
Cream got up from facing down and shifted to the side of the table from under the towel. Her underwear being still ON of course as this was an adolescent massage and it was not necessary to remove all clothing in such an environment and would be unprofessional to do so.

"Alright, what do you feel when I do this?" Anon asked while pressing the base of Cream's ear gently.

...brrrrrrrraaaAAAAAAAAAP
The bass brown note continued to echo around the room in a defiant manner. Absolutely demanding Anon acknowledge its existence.  
Cream blushed and looked down at the ground as if it was suddenly the most entertaining linoleum in the world.

"...Well" Anon continued, " that was unex-"
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP PPPPPPBBBBBPBPBPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
The expunction of gasses being so massive from Cream's butt that the towel which was next to Cream was now cowering in the corner of the room fearing for its life, and her underwear was attempting an impression of a high speed parachute.

Anon was quite speechless. He took a small sniff to see if he was breathless as well but no, it really didn't have the usual toxicity that passing gas would normally have.
Realizing he still had his hand on her ear, he let go and went to the window to open it, just in case.

"It's okay Cream, there's nothing to be embarrassed about" Anon tried to say in a comforting tone. "Plenty of people get relaxed enough to pass gas, it's perfectly normal."
God, he hoped that Cream couldn't see that he was lying between his teeth. Reacting to this in ANY way was 100% career ending.

"It's my secret power Mister Anon.. I can't fly using my ears you see."

"O-oh, okay. I was wondering what you meant earlier about that."

"Everyone else thinks I fly using my ears Mister Anon, please keep it a secret. It's too embarrassing."

"Sure Cream. I'm just here to help you."

"When I wiggle my ears like this.." Cream started moving her ears in a flapping motion, and then Anon was very thankful he opened the window earlier. Another high pressure air system formed in the room under Cream, and she jet propelled upwards to the ceiling for a moment before floating back down to the floor.

"It makes me fly using my... sorry...butt."

"Okay Cream, well I can't really help with that, I'm a masseuse, not a proctologist."

Cream's eyes started to go shiny and well up with tears, and her lip started to quiver.
Anon really was out of his depth. This was one of the damned mobian heros with extra ordinary powers. If he refused to help her then he would probably die in a couple episodes as a minor plot point just to balance his karma.
Cream sobbed a little.

"Alright.. fine I'll see if I can work out any knots in your ears." Anon mumbled. Cream brightened up like the sun from behind a cloud.
"But we need to move the massage table first."

A couple minutes later, the massage table was moved to a more practical location in front of the open window With Cream's tail facing towards the outside. Several spare towels had been used to tie down Cream's arms and legs to the table in an uncomfortably similar way to some sort of BDSM fetish so she didn't blow away.

"I hope this works" Anon remarked, and he started gently easing the muscles in the base of Cream's ears. He was already prepared for the demonic gale to begin but he continued at a steady pace despite the room threatening to tear itself apart while giving him permanent tinnitus. A common civilians life may be hard, Anon thought to himself, but at least it was honest work.


And just as Anon was finishing the massage his clinic door was smashed in by 3 cops, with Cream's mom, Vanilla close behind.

"What's happening Anon? I heard a terrible sound and I called the..." Vanilla stopped mid sentence as she took in the whole scene.

Now, Anon wasn't exactly having the best of days. Having to take extra time out of his schedule to work on a clients special problem and also make his clinic unsafe to reside in due to massive percussive forces on the walls. And then there was the issue with a child's mother with 3 cops seeing that he has strapped the child to the table with her underwear around her shoes, facing an open window.

Vanilla screamed and Anon was shot 44 times by the police in self defense.
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