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A Vore parody of [i]I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts[/i]\n\nInspired partially by [fa]Wolvengamer[/fa] making similar vore song parodies, and Oldfield was used by permission of [fa]Zantesuken[/fa] \n\n\nOn a side note: I've had Lovely Bunch of Coconuts stuck in my head for a day thanks to this. I hope others end up suffering the same pain *evil grin*","description_bbcode_parsed":"<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>I&#039;m not really a fan of micros, and I&#039;ve never written a song parody before, but something I said yesterday in a random SF forum thread made me want to write this. A Vore parody of <em>I&#039;ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts</em><br /><br />Inspired partially by <a style='border: none;' title='Wolvengamer on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/Wolvengamer'><img style='border: none; vertical-align: bottom; width: 14px; height: 14px;' width='14' height='14' src='https://nl.ib.metapix.net/images78/contacttypes/internet-furaffinity.png' /></a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a title='Wolvengamer on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/Wolvengamer'>Wolvengamer</a> making similar vore song parodies, and Oldfield was used by permission of <a style='border: none;' title='Zantesuken on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/Zantesuken'><img style='border: none; vertical-align: bottom; width: 14px; height: 14px;' width='14' height='14' src='https://nl.ib.metapix.net/images78/contacttypes/internet-furaffinity.png' /></a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<a title='Zantesuken on Fur Affinity' rel='nofollow' href='https://furaffinity.net/user/Zantesuken'>Zantesuken</a> <br /><br /><br />On a side note: I&#039;ve had Lovely Bunch of Coconuts stuck in my head for a day thanks to this. 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