Twisty Tails
A Zootopia / Morgan the Corgi / Sheath n Knife fan fiction

By Dan 1966

Morgan the female pup Welsh Corgi ( c ) ShaneAndCo from Inkbunny
Alex the Male wolf cub ( c) Harmarist and Kittaness Sheath and Knife comics
Zootopiaverse (c) Disney Corperation 2016
Kimba the White Lion, Speedy, Kitty and Dash (c) Osamu Tezuka 1954
Bill the Tiger, Legoshi the Wolf, Haru the rabbit and Lewis the Red Deer (c) Beastars 2020 Paru Itagaki
Fireball, Rudolph (c) Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer 1963

This fan fiction not for monitary gain by the author. All rights respected.

Chapter 5

5:30pm
Home of Nicky Whips (female Bobcat kitten)
Back up pitcher for the Tundra Town Wreckers

     Alex stood smiling and waving as Mrs. Whips opened the front door....”Hi! Is Nicky here?”

     “She’s out back.” Mrs. Whips replied. “How’s your arm Alex?” She asked the wolf cub.

     “Still stings but it didn’t get chewed up too bad.” Alex replied. “Tiffany’s going to be doing house work for like ever if my Mom gets her way. I just wanted to stop by and say hi to Nicky. How’d the game go?”

     “She’s drowning in ice cream if that’s any indication?” Mrs Whips said as she walked Alex to the back screen door. 

      Alex walked into the back yard to see the three color coated bobcat female with a white fur head tuft sitting at a table with a bowl of ice cream and she wasn’t looking happy at all. “Hey Nicky!” Alex yelped. “Your Mom spoils you like crazy, look at that messy goop!”
 
       “How’s Tiffany?” Nicky asked. “That just blows it all.”

       “She’s fine.” Alex replied. “Morgan’s.....you know?.....Morgan.”

       “Well Tiffany shouldn’t have said that stupid stuff.” Nicky snorted. “We lost the game because of her trash lips.”

       Alex took a seat. “We lost by one run! That’s better than a big spread, you did great!”

       “Thanks for the positive compliment Alex but I sucked bad.” Nicky said as she dropped her spoon into her bowl....”I sucked! You know how many walks I gave up every inning? a four average....FOUR! The only reason we kept it to one run was because the rest of the team busted tails. Between giving up walks and hits? I suck as a relief pitcher!”

      Alex shook his head...”No you don’t suck. Come on Nicky! You pitch as good down the pipe as I do...”

      “If I was “as good” as you Alex? Then why can’t I strike out more than I allow on base?” The bobcat snorted as she slumped back in her chair...”Phhft....we’re still in competition for the division but only by a bare tail. With you out? We might as well flip ourselves over and call us done.”

      Alex frowned back...”You need confidence....better yet? You just need coaching. I’d ask my Dad but I know what he’ll tell me...”You coach! You’re old enough....I have taught you all I know my son now time to bare teeth or tuck tail...tuck tail and I’ll spank you!”

     Nicky replied....”Can you help me be consistent?

     “Can you tolerate me being a little jerk?” Alex replied. “What you need is some serious training and that involves me being hard on you.”

     Nicky nodded in reply. “You’re the best we have! Anything you can teach me? I’m all for it!”

     “Stop “palming” the ball for one.” Alex yipped. “Do you throw every pitch like you’re trying to squeeze the ball into your paw? You can’t control a ball when you’re wrapping your whole paw around it. And your wind up? Sorry but it looks like a crazy air balloon floppy thing in front of an auto repair shop.”

     Nicky frowned back. “You’re being too much of a little jerk.”

     “You want honesty or a light snow fall?” Alex snickered. “Tomorrow after I leash and collar myself for Morgan, you and I are gonna start training up!”

     “Why do you have to “slave” for Morgan? I thought she hated you?” Nicky asked.

      “To win a bet.” Alex replied. “My big brother has to walk through the Rain Forest Mall in pampers and a baby bonnet.”

      “Oh....gawd!....(laughter) Oh gawd! Will?!” Nicky laughed.

      “I only have one older brother.” Alex shrugged. “I bet right now he’s fuming with my Mom trying not to do it. She’s going to fursonally (personally) take him to get the right diapers. I want him in Barney Pampers.”

      (laughter) “He is going to hate you for eternity if he finds out you and Morgan set him up!” Nicky laughed. “Oh my gawd...I have to tell my friends to be there!”

        Alex wiggled his paw fingers...”Please don’t like tell the whole District? I don’t want my brother to go completely zombie on me and get some sort of complex from embarrassment.”

5:30pm
Pawmart 
Chestnut Town, Rainforest District

          Will pointed his paw at a box...”Those....grrrrrrrr.” The young teen wolf said with a growl and a snort.

         “What did I tell you about being gruffy?” Valerie said as she waved her finger at her oldest son.

          “Mom? Do I really have to do this?! I’m telling you....Alex and Morgan set me up, there’s no way in hell she would have made up with him because she absolutely hates wolves. This is embarrassing.”

          “It’s called a teachable moment William Gray.” Valerie huffed back. “Sometimes you have been a little mean to Alex and yes I do remember how you taunted him when he had “peeing the bed” issues so yes you will do it because you lost. And don’t try e-mailing your father because if he tries to get involved? He’ll be walking in diapers with you.”

          Will sagged...”I’m going to look stupid.”

           “Knowing you William? You’ll find a way to make it tolerable. I’ll probably get hauled into the local ZPD station for cub abuse.”

          “Better hope they don’t cavity search you.” Will snorted.

          “You must think I’m the most terrible den mother around?” Valerie asked.

          “No....” Will replied. “I know you only do stuff to make us better wolves. I’ll just endure the un-enduring and suffer the in-suffering or whatever that phrase is...You? You didn’t tell Dad yet? Did you Mom?”

          “I know you wouldn’t want me to tell him.” Valerie replied. “By the time he comes home, the whole thing will be history so no...I will not torture you by having to listen to him bellow.” Valerie kissed Will on his head. “Diapers or not? You’re still my very favorite little wolf.”

          “Some consolation as I walk to the death chamber.” Will huffed. “I still think Alex and Morgan are screwing with me.”

          Valerie snorted. “Don’t you even think of any reprisals William.”

          “Reprise nothing.” Will replied. “You said there should be unforgettable teaching moments Mom. Well Alex will learn that conspiracy doesn’t pay and cheaters never prosper. Will you be as hard on him when I expose him for being a deviant little....” Will cringed from knowing how his mother felt about swearing....”A deviant little snit head?”

        “I might give him a medal for original creativity.” Valerie replied smiling. “But? I will look the other way so long as you don’t kill your little brother.”

       “I’ll leave him fire red in his butt.” Will snickered back.

6pm
ZPD First Precinct (1st Prinky) Shift Change.
Assistant Chief Zazu presiding.

       “Night Watch Section! Attention!” Night shift Administration leader Boe Laboe (Hippo) bellowed in the bull pen as Assistant Chief Zazu flew threw the doorway and landed on the podium....

       “Good evening night shift, I see everyone is here including our famous bopsei twins....officers McCoffee (A Female Weasel) and Nestle (A bull dog) I certainly hope you two will have a detailed and pertinent explanation as to why your cruiser ended up in a public swimming hole which caused three elephants and their calves severe catatonixy and two flamingoes to shed all of their plumage. And please....please spare me the typical excuses such as...

Bad brake line connection.
Medical condition.
Sudden inspiration.
Pursuit of a “J” walker.

Or the apprehension of an illegal nudist horse....ugh, that’s a sight and a half, I’m sure......Now that one I would like to hear, just to see what “creative juices” are now perking inside those voids you two “Herds-mammals of the wild oats.” call brain cavities. But we will dispense with that report until after our meeting.” Zazu grabbed up and started going through several index cards...”Hmmm....first item on the list? Officer Glutin, stand up please?”

A male giraffe stood up in the back of the pen and craned his neck and head towards the front. “Here Chief!”

Zazu gestured Boe Laboe to pick up a small box on a table by the podium....”Please give this to Officer Glutin, he is out of uniform. Ah-hem....By the authority invested in myself and after reviewing all documents, reviews and related materials on sed Officer Glutin? I now authorize sed officer the rank of lower class Sargent after Officer Glutin completed all the requirements needed for this advancement in rank and responsibility. Please everyone give Officer Glutin praises?”

    The assembled officers clapped, cheered and noised for Glutin for a minute until Zazu waved his wings...”That’s enough...let us continue with business.....thank you.....now? Our nightly efforts over the last month have resulted in over all crime dropping by four percent. Prowlings are down 2 percent, armed robbery down by four percent and teeth baring and bite or mauling incidents down ten percent. Our overall trend for the year is sloping downwards.....excellent, good work among all of you. Tonight there is but one major note to pass to night shift by day shift, Lieutenant Wilde if you would please?”

    Judy walked up to the podium...”Thank you Chief Zazu. Officers...During the day shirt today, we recovered two sets of remains of what we believe to be two missing youngsters from our missing mammal records. The condition in which these two remains were found, strongly points to a serial killer operating in Zootopia. We have no idea of species, no idea if it’s a predator or a prey class mammal but we recorded some significant findings so far which unfortunately may require the finding of additional victims to solidly confirm. I’ve put these findings into these four page reports which all of you need to take and read during your patrols. I’m asking for all of you to practice extreme vigilance tonight as we believe our potential suspect is operating on a time schedule. The time between what we believe was the depositing of the first remains is exactly twelve hours from when we believe the second remains were deposited so in theory? We should see a new set of remains deposited between 1 and 3am tonight....”

       “We do not have an “I.D.” as of yet on the “perp” so anything you deem to be suspicious? Go with it as a positive action, call for back up. Consider this suspect mammal to be armed and dangerous. I want to be contacted in case we do have a third victim finding so be sure to ask for me to be notified by the front desk Sargent. That’s all I have for you. I’ll turn you all back over to Chief Zazu....”

          Judy was about to leave when she hopped back to the podium! “Excuse me Chief Zazu! Uh? One more detail....officers....if the unfortunate happens and a new set of remains are discovered? Maintaining the crime spot in the utmost sterile condition is essential to our identification process of the “perp”. The crime scene must be swiftly secured to prevent intrusion and contamination of evidence. No one is to move anything unless I have conducted my own inspection of the site and the remains. I am hoping....in fact all of us should be hoping...that we don’t see any more youngsters murdered and dumped like this. Let’s keep eagle eye sharp and nail “this” or “these” perps to a line up wall. Thank you all and hit the streets hard tonight.”  

McCoffee and Nestle snorted at each other....”I told you what happens when you distract me from driving.” McCoffee moaned. “Next time you show me a picture like that? I’ll report you to HR.”

“Now you lie to me and say that mongoose was not hot for you?” The bull dog replied. “He was totally ripped. Bet he’d kill a Cobra just by flexing himself.”

“Weasels and Mongooses are bad blood relatives.” McCoffee huffed. “Best we behave ourselves or we might lose our jobs. I have every intention of being the one to bust this serial dirt bag with or without your help. I need a big score to make Sargent.”

   McCoffee and Nestle walked up to the table where the info packets were laid out and grabbed a pair....”I can’t understand Nestle..” McCoffee said as they walked out of the bull pen. “How is it you’re not hooked up yet? You’ve been through what? Five dates now and all of them were “crash-burns?” What’s the goof?”

    The bull dog replied. “My animal magnetism is too stunning to be survivable.”

    “Oh you are such a bull snitter!” McCoffee replied. “I mean look at me? One time....once.....uno.....me and Devin have a wonderful relationship. You didn’t even give Alice (A boarder collie) a day and she thought that for a bull dog? You were the cutest thing since sliced bread. What gives?”

      Nestle stopped....”Maybe it’s an interest thing? Compatible hobbies? I dunno. Let’s stop talking about it and get our new car. And let’s not make this an all night “Nightline” topic? You make a lousy Teddy Kopel.

6:30pm
Nick and Judy’s house
Downtown Zootopia

      Nick sat on his bed in a pair of blue BVD’s while his son sat in a pair of cartoon under-roos....

     “And.......this one?” Nick asked as he held up a flash card.

     “Twelve.” Jackson replied.

     “And.....this one?” Nick asked as he held up a flash card.

     “Mmmmmm?.....twenty four.” Jackson replied.

     “And this one?” Nick held up a flash card.

     “Giggles....Mommy’s preggers.” Jackie giggled.

      Nick looked at the photo of him and Judy on their wedding day. She was about a week out of giving birth to Jackson and she looked ready to “pop” in the church.

     “Good! Good.....what a smart little mammal you are.” Nick said smiling. “Let’s take a break now.” The fox said as he reached over to a bed nightstand for a two-part grooming brush....”Here you are Jackie.” Nick said as he gave his son the brush then reached between his legs to pull his long, thick fox tail up so his son could brush it...

      “You’ve become so good at doing this.” Nick said pleased as he watched Jackson hug the tail to himself and gently stroked it with the hard comb side of the grooming brush...

      “I like your tail Daddy.” Jackson said smiling.

      “Be happy you have a more simple one to deal with kid.” Nick replied. “Nothing takes more time or energy than a fox’s tail, trust me.” Nick reached out to pet Jackson’s head...”You’re such a gift Jackie.”

      “Why do you like Mommy, Daddy?” Jackson asked. 

      “Do you want the dictionary version or the pre-school version?” Nick asked. “Why do I like your mother?”

       “Yeah?” Jackson asked. “She’s not a fox and you’re not a rabbit.”

       “And how is that supposed to matter my cute as a button son?” Nick asked as he tickled Jackson’s tummy. “You are such a perceptive little imp...must take after my side huh? Why do I love your mother? Hmmm? Now that’s a very difficult question....”

       “You’re fibbing.” Jackson said as he pursed his lips.

      “I am not!” Nick replied as he played his paw fingers over Jackson’s lips....”Your teeth are coming in so nice...”

      “Daddy?!” Jackson demanded. “Why do you love Mommy?!”

     Nick raised a paw...”There are many reasons why. She’s soft. She’s warm. She’s caring. She loves to play a lot. She loves you. She cuddles...a lot. And? And she can cook....can’t she cook Jackie?”

     “Better cook than you.” Jackson snickered.

    “And this is where the fox eats his child!” Nick jumped into the air and came down “fox pounce” upon the little bunny / fox hybrid! “Got you!” Nick yelped as he rubbed his snoot over Jackson’s body...”I’m gonna eat you, eat you, eat you and eat you like a good chocolate bar! Yum! Yum! Yum!”

     “Giggles!” “Daddy?! Daddy?! Stop, I’m gonna pee!” Jackson laughed and wiggled. “DADDY?!”

      “Yummy! Yum, Yums! Fresh Fox/Bunny!” Nick giggled and laughed as he held jackson in his arms and gently chewed on his son’s long rabbit ears with his teeth...”Don’t move now? I might eat ears off you disgustingly cute little chocolate bunny!”

      “Giggles”......”I love you Daddy!” Jackson chuckled and said as he turned around in Nick’s arms and gave him a kiss....”You taste like strawberries!”

      “That’s the fur shampoo you silly little imp.” Nick replied as he hugged Jackson tight to himself. “Oh I hate that you’re growing up.” Nick said smiling. “Should find a way to keep you a five year old forever.”

       “I don’t think so!” Judy yelped as she walked into the bed room.

       “Mommy!” Jackson yelled as he jumped off the bed and almost bowled Judy over! “Watch out Jackie! You’re not exactly light for a five year old you know?”

        Jackson stood eye to eye with his mother and gave her a nose kiss....”Mmm...I love you!” He said smiling.

        “And I love you.” Judy replied. “Now go get your PJ’s on, it’s almost time for bed...which should have been what there Mister Slick Nick?” Judy gave Nick a disapproving look.

       “He’s not missing any dreams fluff, trust me.” Nick said as he continued to brush out his tail. “Any developments?”

       “Nothing back yet.” Judy replied. “I told the night shift to call me if another body is found. Which could happen between 1 and 3 tonight.” Judy looked behind herself at the bedroom door...”And no, you can’t stay home with Jackson.”

       “I didn’t say that did I?” Nick replied. “I just said....I would feel more at ease if one of us could spend more quality time with him than Don Lanzoni and his big white Capo.”

      “I don’t see “Mister Big” being a bad influence on Jackson Nick. I mean? Look how well behaved he is? The pre-school teacher thinks he’s adorable.”

      “And....hearing him run around the house screaming “Ice em!” doesn’t inspire in you just a tiny bit of worry?” Nick asked.
   
      “No more than you trying to teach some of your old street influence tricks, which you do more than I want.” Judy snorted.

      “They’re not “tricks” Carrots....they’re important basic skills of survival to ensure our son is completely well rounded, adjusted and totally ready for college....or scamming as a fall back plan.” Nick said with a paw finger raised.

      Judy bowled him over and sat on his chest....”Now what would it take for me to scam a little extra attention out of you tonight there Mister Fox?” She said snickering.

     “Uh?.....Would the dance of seven vales be a little too much to ask?” Nick asked.

      Judy leaned forwards and kissed Nick on the snoot....”We’ll see if that can be arranged for you.”

7pm
Home of Morgan the Corgi pup
82 Vixenville Ave, Rainforest District

     Ako lay on her back in the visitor bed Morgan’s mother had set up in Morgan’s room, patting her stomach from the clam and muscle salad that Morgan’s mother made for her....

     “Yum, yum, yum....your Mom hasn’t lost her touch.” Ako said as she licked her paws....”Wanna play video games? You still have Twisting Tails?”

     “Yeah, I still got that one.” Morgan replied snorting. “I’ll beat you this time! I’ve been practicing a lot!”

     “Everything to you is a grudge.” Ako said as she slipped off the bed and hooked up the Pawstation. “You really need to kiss Alex and give him a heart attack.”

     “Don’t start Ako.” Morgan warned.

     “Don’t hide it?” Ako replied. “You can’t blame every wolf all the time Morgan, admit it? Alex is sooooooo it for you. “Giggles” his brother is a stud dog. I want to go to the mall just to see him with nothing but a diaper on. He’s a hunk.”

     “You’re an Otter Ako?” Morgan huffed. “You want to risk getting beat up by other otters?”

     “There’s no law against fantasy.” Ako replied. “Just like you have fantasies about Alex Gray. No wonder you got him to be your slave for a week.”

      Morgan growled...”You like to needle me all the time.”

      “It’s in my nature.” Ako said. “Oh come on Morgan? I promise I won’t pin needle you any more tonight.” The otter said as she handed Morgan a controller...”Best two of three?”

      “What’s the prize for winning?” Morgan asked.

      “Winning?” Ako replied smirking. “Oh no....the loooooozer? The loser must give Alex Gray a nice kiss. And oh no, not a peck on the lips but a full blown movie passion kiss.”

        Morgan growled...”Are you determined to ruin our relationship?!”

       “Are you afraid of playing?” Ako replied smiling.

       “No!” The corgi pup yipped. “No! This time I am so going to plow you into the ground Ako! “You” can kiss that forest drooler.”

      “You know I have the advantage of my small paws?” The otter giggled.

       “So what?!” Morgan snorted. “I still have a lot more practice on this game than you.”

       Ako smiled. “I love it when you are so intense. Makes beating you so much easier.”

8pm
Home of the Gray family
57 Russell Street, Chestnut Town, Rainforest District

     Will lay on his bed scrolling through his “Pawbook” postings when Alex came running into the bedroom and threw himself into a dive!

     “GAAAAATCHAAAA!” The younger wolf pup screamed as he flopped onto Will’s stomach and just as quickly flopped off the bed and onto the floor!

     “Gasp!.....Gasp!......Cough!......Cough!” Will lost his breath for a moment before he struggled to get his paws on the little offender! “Get! Argh! Little snit head!”

     “Hi Will!” Alex said as he sat avoiding Will’s wild paw flings and smiled and waved at his brother. “I think you’re turning blue?”

      “Gasp.....little dufus.” Will snorted as he flopped onto his back. “You could have hurt me Alex.”

      “Oh come on? You’re tough.” Alex said as he climbed back onto the bed, grabbed Will’s wrists and held his older brother down...”Did you get them like I asked?”

     Will frowned as he pointed to his nightstand. “The biggest size they had which I’ll probably have to duct tape to get to fit.”

     “Don’t hate me big bro?” Alex said as he rubbed his snoot over Will’s chest...”You made the bet remember?”

       Will snorted back. “I know you and Morgan set me up. When I prove it? I will so make you pay for cheating.”

       “Cheating?!” Alex snapped. “Cheated?! You didn’t make the rules! I didn’t cheat! Morgan accepted my apology and we’re “friend-den-menies” or “Frivals” or “Rye-ven-en-mies” or whatever it is you call it where you talk to somebody but they absolutely hate you as their  bitter rival....I dunno.....I know you calling me a cheater hurts my feelings.”

       “Ok......snowflake puppy.” Will said. “I am sorry I called you a cheat and made you feel like a sub-standard wolf. Here’s a towel.”

       Alex caught a smell that made him twist his head...”Ugh! What kind of stink is on that thing?”

       “There’s nothing wrong with it.” Will replied. “It’s just my body scent that’s all.” Actually? Will was hoping to goad Alex into wiping his face with it. The towel was Will’s “Jacking rag” since he didn’t have any socks to spare for those “special needs occasions”. He’d only finished a “jerk” a few minutes before Alex vaulted into the bed room.

       The young wolf pup walked over to the box of diapers that Will had to buy for his “day of rage” walk through the Rainforest Mall and reached inside for one...

      “What are you doing?” Will asked as Alex folded out the diaper in his paws.

      “Making you feel happy.” Alex said as he slipped the diaper between his legs. “Hmmmm? They sure look like they’d still fit.”

      “You’re still small enough for the largest pair.” Will snickered. “You know? If Morgan can pitch half naked at a ball game? You could wear a pair of those at one.”

      Alex snorted back...”Fat chance. I’m just curious.” He fixed the tapes to the sides and stood with his arms out from his sides. “Wow....they still fit? And I still look like a fat little puppy who loves drinking Mom’s milk!”

      Will slipped off his bed, walked over to his study table and grabbed a pair of scissors....”Gotta cut you a tail hole.” He said as he turned Alex around, cut the hole in the pampers and adjusted Alex’s bushy tail through it...”You know how adorable you were in diapers? I think the best day of my whole life was getting to carry you home.”

      “How old were you?” Alex asked.

      “Do the math.” Will replied as he petted Alex’s head. “I was six years old. You could sit in Dad’s paw you were so small.”

      “Unlike you Will.” Alex said. “You were a huge pup in your baby pictures!”

      “Yeah....” Will replied. “I had a huge gob of puppy fat to burn off before I turned eight. It’s obvious who got more of Dad’s DNA.”

        Will patted Alex’s behind as he finished with the diaper hole for the tail. “There you are...”giggles”.....you look adorable.”

        Alex walked around like a little puppy again....”Goo goo? Biggy bro-der? Goo ga? Yip! Yip!”

        “Alright Alex.” Will said waving a paw. “Pull em off now ok? Enough flashbacks.”

        Alex stood playing a finger over his lips....”I’m afraid you’ll have to change me Will....I just pee’d in them.”

        Will’s mouth dropped. “YOU DID WHAT?!”
 
        Alex giggled back....”Wow....they don’t leak at all!”

       “Alex?!” Will yelped angrily. “What the hell?!”

       “I put em on and I just had to put em to use.” Alex said smiling. “Got that old warm feeling and just decided to go.”

        “You little.....” Will snapped. “Take em off right now!”

        “But if I do? They’ll dribble pee all over the place!” Alex yipped. The young wolf cub looked around and laid on the bedroom floor. “Come on Will? Just like old times....change me?”

        “Alex!” Will snapped, “Change yourself you 8 year old weirdo!”

        “If I try to do it myself? I might make a mess?” Alex snickered. “Please big brother? Please change me?”

        Will nervously looked around as he got on his knees...”If Mom sees this, she is going to flip out on her tail. The things you end up doing for attention.”

        Alex grabbed one of Will’s paws...”We never spend enough time together any more.”

        “Alex?” Will said as he pulled the diaper tapes...”You’re old enough to be a little independent. I’m 14? I have to start living my own life a lot more....doesn’t mean I don’t love you. You don’t need me hovering over you every minute do you?”

        “Well sometimes no one’s in the house when I come home from school. Mom works late and Dad’s off doing dives so....I know I got friends but they’re sometimes off doing their stuff too.” Alex smiled as Will turned his head....”Made a nice mess huh?”

        “Get in the bathroom and clean up you crazy Canid?! Sheeesh Alex?! This is a wild way to get my attention you little nut job! Ugh, that stinks!”

        Alex jumped up. “The measure of a good diet. Dad always says if your pee don’t stink, you’re eating junk and not drinking enough water.”

        Will gestured with his paw thumb. “Get in there Mister Wizard and wash your butt? And keep your bandaged arm up so it doesn’t get wet.”

        “Duh! No kidding!” Alex snorted. “Hey? Can I sleep with you tonight?”

        “Really Alex?” Will snorted back. “And I suppose you want to wear a diaper doing it too.”

        “No.” Alex replied. “Just feel a little need for a cuddle, that’s all.”

        “Fine....yes, you can sleep with me tonight but if you start with the puppy noises and yipping, you’ll be flying out the door.....ok?” Will warned.

        “Gee.....get the penis out of your tail hole.” Alex snorted.

        “ALEX?!” Will yelped!

        Alex slammed the bathroom door in Will’s face. “Ugh! I swear sometimes this cub’s going to give me a conniption fit.”

9pm
Nick and Judy’s house
Downtown Zootopia

     The candles and the rose pedals were a nice touch...all of what Judy needed after a hard field day. She softly rubbed herself against the furry chest of her husband...her paws slowly moving over his snoot and teasing his tongue as it lapped from his mouth in hot excitement....

     “You are in my clutches you dirty little rabbit bitch.” Nick said as he took Judy’s long ears in his paw and gently pulled her head back...”I’m going to enjoy de-flowering you and then devouring you. What will your precious Prince Rabbit think then when my juices are flowing inside you? You will never see the plains of Flairah in the after life you filthy spoiled long eared Hombrah chasing whore.”

     Judy gasped as she felt her husband’s maw wrap around her neck and the pressure of his teeth slowly forcing down on her....

     Nick then pulled off and smiled....”An Oscar winning performance.”

    “In your dreams like always huh Nick?” Judy replied smirking. She turned around and laid herself back against her beloved fox...”Thanks for this...mmmmm....It’s been a while.”

     Nick’s ears suddenly stood stiff! “Ex......cuse.......me......JACKSON! GET TO BED!”

    The scampering of little feet caused both mammals to laugh...”You  better cover your behind you little sneak!” Judy yelped. “What did I tell you Nick?! That’s the result of your so called parenting! You’re turning our child into a pervert!”

    “To be curious of one’s parents is not a crime.” Nick said with a raised paw finger. “And I am proud to say Carrots that the only reason you knew he was there and had been there for some time was that you paid attention to your ears instead of your husband who is always fawning for your earnest attention.”

    Judy started to lean backwards and spread her legs as if she desired some “special attention”....instead? She quickly snatched Nick’s ankles and pulled his legs up while he flailed under the bath water!

    “Cough! Cough! Fluff?! Cough! Cough!” Nick yelped!

    Maybe “YOU” should have paid attention to what I was doing there Slick Nick?!” Judy huffed before she finally let him go! Nick flopped up against the side of the tub!

    “Cough! Not fair Carrots!” Nick yelped. “Now you can clean up all the water!”

     Judy sat on the side of the tub...”Easy Nick...”giggles”....”You should have seen that coming? How many times have I caught you like that?”

     Nick sat on the edge and reached for his wife...”Too many to count.” He said as he pulled her onto his lap and reached for a soft brush...”Mmm...allow me my Teddy buns?” The fox said softly as he began to brush over his wife. “So? When does old “Cape Buff Butts” (Chief Bogo) retire?”

     Judy thought....”Maybe in three years. If I keep with my advancement schedule? I could be a Chief select in about 18 months. I thought of going back to Bunny Burroughs.”

    “Are you kidding?” Nick asked. “You’re Miss high adventure, there is no way you’ll spend the rest of your police career in “Po-dunk” easy town, that’s not you Carrots.”

     “And why not?” Judy replied. “I think it would be a good place for our son when he’s a teenager. He can learn the values of good hard work and be closer to his gazillion cousins. Now remember? There’s plenty of fox families there too. Gideon promises he’ll teach Jackie cooking and economics.”

     “It won’t happen.” Nick replied. “I know you Judy. Going back to the slow life will drive you insane. This latest situation we’re facing is screaming for the “Carrot treatment”. You could be the Sheriff of the Meadow lands and still you come screaming on fire back to the city to rip everything a new tail hole. That’s the bunny I fell in love with.”

    Nick slowly moved his head around so he could deeply French his wife with his long fox tongue....”Kiss.....besides......kiss.....the slow life will make you addictive to chocolates and you’ll get pump.”

   Judy sighed and smiled back...”More of me to plow unmercifully don’t you think?”

    “Mmmmm.....” Nick noised as he licked his teeth. “The thought is delightful.”

    Judy waved a paw finger.....”Wait a second?.....JACKSON! GET TO BED YOU LITTLE MONSTER BEFORE I SPANK YOU!” Judy screamed!

    The sounds of a stumbling, fumbling little body again made the two adult mammals laugh! “We better be careful before he gets hurt and we have to fill out an injury statement to family welfare.” Nick said as he shook his head.

11pm
Officers McCoffee and Nestle on patrol
Cruiser call sign: “Acorn Three”

      “Handles much better than the last one.” McCoffee said as she controlled the Rhino class police SUV with driver controls set up for a weasel’s body size. Nestle sat in the passenger’s seat looking over several alert blotter sheets that had printed from the center console...

      “Watch for a two door Green Vega Lightening, license plate Item Ocean Zero, three, three, four Zebra. Stolen about a half an hour ago from Riverside. Last known direction was towards downtown. Suspect assumed to be feline but no positive description as to type.” Nestle said as he attached the sheet to a clip board and sat back with his arms folded. “Are we going to do a “Circle K” at midnight?” He asked his partner.

       “Sure.” McCoffee replied as she slowed through the residential section of Herd, a close suburb of downtown mostly populated by “packing” equines like Caribou and Reindeer. The Reindeer in this district were notorious for being rough, often unforgiving, of those of their kind who didn’t “fit the mold or the groove” of reindeer culture. assaults and violent fights were common place...especially if a Reindeer didn’t “fit the norm”. An imperfection in your looks or in your behavior could get your antlers chopped off or worse. McCoffee and Nestle averaged at least three or four disturbances in this part of town....every two days from males who fought over the same female or gangs who picked on any reindeer deemed “weak” or worse....a misfit.

        And sure enough....

       “BEEEEEEEEEOOOOOO......WHOOP! WHOOP!” McCoffee hit the brights as her partners keen sense of vision and hearing picked up the sounds of some young reindeer “doing a number” (A police slang for a beat down) on another one...

        There were four of them hovering over an obvious “youngster", the bulbs on the head making his young age aparent, who was on his hoof hands and knees. His clothes had been torn up and his snoot had obviously been punched with blood dripping from the nose. Worse yet...one of the young bucks had his pants and underwear around his knees, he’d obviously just urinated all over the victim...

       Nestle drew his service shocker pistol from it’s holster....”HAULT! ALL OF YOU!” The bull dog growled! One of the older bucks decided he’d rather be stupid and he charged at the two officers with his head down! The prongs of the fired shocker darts struck him in the shoulder and spun him like a top as electric current surged into his muscles and made him tense up like a shriveled up spider!

      “CRASH!” The young teen deer landed on a pile of boxes and lay “out cold” as Nestle pointed his weapon at the rest of the offenders. “Anyone else want to get stupid?!” The canine officer snarled. “Get against the wall, hooves over your heads, tell me who you are and what your ages are!? And please? don’t be like your moron pal there?”

      McCoffee ran to the persecuted reindeer and helped him to lay on his back. “I’m Officer McCoffee kid. Name and age?”

      The reindeer gasped and replied...”Rudy Dolph....I’m nine.”

      “Little red nose freak bitch.” One of the offenders snarled until Nestle smacked him in the snoot!

      “Open that stupid yap of yours again and my fist will be in your mouth.” The officer snarled. “I think I asked all of you for your names and ages?”

      The ring leader frowned back....“Fireball Comet....Age 14.”

“Lightening Prancer.....Age 13“

“Uh....Speedy Dasher.....age 9“

“My Dad’s gonna kill me for getting caught.” The last offender yelped as he sat holding his head after waking up from getting shocked. Ugh.... Vinnie Vixen.....age 14.”

“I don’t care what your Dad thinks.” Nestle snorted. “You’re all looking at assault charges there kido. Juvie hall’s not where you’re going to go for this kind of abuse. Do you think you can do this and just get a slap on the hoof?” Nestle said. He turned to the others with a frown...”And you? You’re only nine years old, what the hell are you doing?”

The young buck sighed...”They said it would be fun. That there was a “freak show” who needed his “education” as to what a reindeer should look like. I mean....he is kind of abnormal.”

McCoffee walked up to Nestle...”I called in an ambulance and a care worker. These idiots really beat that poor little buck senseless.”

“He should be hung from a meat rack the red nosed freak.” Lightening snarled. He got Nestle’s baton in his stomach for his trouble!

“Anyone else want to lip off?!” Nestle warned. “Your parents can spray all the hate filled crap they want, you’ll be lucky to throw dice and get a judge who’d sympathize with your perfection crap! None of you are any more perfect nor have more rights than that poor buck, not in Zootopia! And “holding” at the station is a mandatory 72 hours! Your parents won’t be able to post bail and mark my words you little herdies...your cell mates in holding may not be the nicest mammals around...”

As Nestle gave out his tongue lashings. McCoffee went back to tend to the beating victim who she helped to sit against a wall...”You reindeer are sure tough. Are you hurting anywhere?”

“All over.” Rudy replied. “But I stood up to them. I tore up Fireball’s ears! I’m not a “Bambi”!” Rudy said as he rubbed his head. “Are they going to Prison? What did I ever do to any of you guys?!” The young reindeer snapped.

“Prison no.” McCoffee snorted. “Juvie for sure with a tolerance class, though it might not do a thing for them. Why did they beat you up any way?”

Rudy’s nose gave off a sudden burst of red light and McCoffee jumped back! “Ok? That’s an interesting adaptation if I ever saw one.”

Fireball huffed....”Phhmp!"...."Fire engine snoz........Someone should have kicked your mother in the fricken stomach and her pussy to spare....”

”fump fump! “ZZZZZZZZT!” “BOOF!”

Nestle fired two shocker bolts into Fireball and sent the reindeer teen flopping onto the ground! “Oops! Misfire!” Nestle yelped! Anyone else want to open their lips?!”

Rudy Dolf snorted...”If they’re hoping I’ll kill myself, they’re sorely disappointed. I won’t give up! You’ll have to kill me! Ow....ow....I feel pain in my chest.....ugh.....”

Rudy flopped onto his back as McCoffee quickly ran her paws over the young reindeer’s body....”The ambulance is pulling up just in time! I think he’s got some broken ribs!” McCoffee turned to the four offenders. “You fricken animals! Nestle? Read them their damn rights! I’ll call for a wagon!”

“I swear we don’t ever have a nights peace driving through here with creeps like you punks.” Nestle growled. “You’re all under arrest for First degree assault with intent to do severe bodily harm and humiliation, that’s a class A felony. All of you have the right to remain silent, you have the right to a public defender. If you nor your parents can afford such? One will be provided at your family expense. You have been advised of your rights...you may speak now but I advise you don’t.”

McCoffee held Rudy’s hoof hand...”I imagine you get this a lot...given your nose.”

“My Dad’s tried to hide it.” Rudy gasped. “That just made it worse. But I’m tougher than they think.”

“They’ll get you to the hospital and patch you up.” McCoffee said. “Give me your home phone number and I’ll call your parents.”

“My dad’s never been nice when it comes to my nose?” Rudy said as he smiled. “But telling him the bullies got as much as they gave. Makes him happy. Tell him that I got in a few good bites will you?”

“I’ll tell him you gave out a few “shiners” (black eyes) and that his son is no “pushover doe”.” McCoffee said smiling.

11pm
Pack Street, Viola Guardens
Legoshi’s apartment

    The big gray wolf was a mammal of most curious habit. He shunned his bed for the more cooler surface of the wood floor. His clothes and underwear were scattered about....tossed and hanging where they might have landed as he rolled about on the floor giving off soft growls and gentle “yips” as he rubbed himself to relieve itching or just to get into a zen of comfort. He was off the next two days and he planned to go “tripping” around the city with Bill shopping and browsing the Ginza or the mall for whatever fair interested their wild sides or their taste buds.

     Legoshi turned back into his anthro form as his smart phone rang....

    “Hello?” He asked as he answered.

     “I hope I didn’t wake you up?” The familiar voice asked from the other end. 

     “No!” Legoshi replied excitedly as he sat up wagging his tail furiously. “Lewis? It’s felt like ages, how are you Mister Mayor?”

     “Still as polite and un-offending as always huh Legoshi? I do get reports on you from time to time through the Police Department and I must say that I am pleasingly surprised. I must admit that I thought you would be a failure as an officer of the law for which I am sincerely sorry. You have once again defied the negatives.” 

       “Don’t think for one minute I wasn’t sharing your feelings Lewis.” Legoshi replied. “I was all fumble paws and crazy tongues through the academy. I’m surprised you continue to act in theater and have time to deal with the city government. Then again...diverse leadership and ability to shift your character has been your major strengths.”

        “You also continue to know how to make others feel taller Legoshi.” Lewis said. “Did you see my latest performance?”

        “Not yet. I’m planning to go tomorrow night with Bill during our time off. I’ve heard good reviews about it.” Legoshi replied. “I think “stunning” is going to take on the life of a noun soon.”

         “Could I perhaps trouble to ask if you might consider giving some advice to the support staff?” Lewis asked. “You were always the best in lights and choreography Legoshi...I would be honored if you’d team up again with me just once to make another performance even more stunning.”

         Legoshi smiled. “Me refuse the request of a class mate and friend? I wouldn’t dream of doing that. Of course Lewis...I’ll make it a promise.”

         “Thank you Legoshi...I won’t keep you up any longer. Call me around noon tomorrow and you Bill and myself will have lunch if you’re up for that?”

          Legoshi replied...”I’m looking forward to it. Sleep well Lewis.”

          “Good dreams my lupine friend.” Lewis replied.

End of Chapter 5