The weird TM

A gentle southerly breeze passed through the marshland of the area. The sky was overcast with the smoke wafting from the stack of a nearby refinery blending in almost perfectly. A small, cream coloured horse Pokémon donning a curved horn, aqua coloured tail and large, red feathery mane known as Keldeo was lying down close to the estuary, calmly watching the tides crash against the shingle near his navy hooves. He was looking rather tired as he was woken up by the passing cargo ships and slowly rises to stand on all fours, giving all his legs a stretch before taking a deep yawn.
“Oh well. At least I got a few hours snoozing.” He mutters to himself, still feeling a hint of annoyance to his interrupted sleep. “Maybe eating something will help.”
Keldeo jumped off the riverbank and waded into the deeper region of water, almost caught off guard by the strength of the tide. He then plunged underwater to the cloudy depth of the river in search of some fauna to munch on. It was very hard to see despite the estuary being only 20 meters deep. The strength of the currents not only made it difficult for him to swim down to the riverbed, but also hard to see due to them picking up more debris and clouding his view. 
Passing by the odd Finneon and Seaking swimming past him, Keldeo finally makes it to the riverbed where the currents fortunately subsided, though barely any plants to snack on. If anything, all he saw scattered around the seabed were discarded bits of rubbish. Tyres, shopping trolleys and even the odd fishing nets, for as far as the eye can see. 
“Well that’s a bummer!” The lethargic water horse looked around with a somewhat puzzled look on his face. He’s seen dumped rubbish scattered across the bottoms of riverbeds and the like before, but not on this scale. “Surely there must be something to…”
Then, off to the corner to his eye, a few meters away, Keldeo got the glimpse of what appeared to be some sort of disc half buried in the riverbed. He swam up to it to get a good look, lured by it more as he noticed what appeared to be a tasty water flower hidden underneath it. Upon closer inspection, the disc was bright red on the labelled side and black on the other, with a few scratches here and there, but still somewhat usable if taken back up to the surface. 
It looked almost identical to a standard TM disc or Technical Machine disk that trainers use to teach their Pokémon new moves. The red colouring seemed to indicate it was some sort of fighting type move, though what move exactly was anyone’s guess. To add, the size of it seemed to indicate that it was of the older TM types that were single use as opposed to the ones you can get today which are infinite use. Most trainers would only dread of using these single use TMs today so it’s no wonder why this one got tossed into the river.
“Oh goodie!” He yelped to himself upon seeing the flower under the disk and began to move his left hoof towards the TM disk to move it out of the way. “Now that’ll be a nice treat for me. I’ll just move this out of the way and…”
As soon as it made contact with the disk, Keldeo received a bit of an electric shock that lasted for a few seconds. The feeling struck him all over his body and whilst it didn’t hurt him, it was rather uncomfortable to say the least and the TM disk was stuck to his left hoof. After the shock, he quickly swam up back to the surface and onto the riverbank to get some information from a friend to find out what just happened to him.
One of Keldeo’s friends was another Pokémon named Virizion. She was resting some distance away from the estuary, safe from the horns of cargo ships and still able to relax in the comfort of the grass. Just like Keldeo, Virizion was a horse like quadruped Pokémon, though coloured green as well as cream. Her head had a more streamlined appearance and her horn was a lot more discrete compared to Keldeo’s. Virizion quickly woke up as she heard the panicking Keldeo race up to her, the disc still stuck to his hoof.
“Virizion! Hey, Virizion!” Keldeo shouted out as he approached her, nearly out of breath and still damp from being in the river. “I need your help! Something weird just happened!”
Virizion takes a deep yawn before replying. “Oh, Keldeo. What’s the matter? You ready to go and do training now?”
“Oh boy, would I! But I want to know what move this is, first! I’ve never seen this TM before.”
Keldeo tilted his hoof towards his friend, showing the TM disc that was still stuck to it. Virizion at first, didn’t make much of the disc. But upon closer inspection, she noticed some faded text on the surface of the disc, showing the words ‘TECHNICAL MACHINE NO. XXX-52.’ This caused her to gasp in shock and frantically swiped the disk of his hoof, chuck it into the air before swiftly slicing it into fine pieces with a Leaf Blade attack.
“…Please tell me you didn’t use this TM, Keldeo…” She asked, taking deep breaths from exhaustion.
“Of course I did!” Keldeo cheerfully responds. “Is it Focus Blast? I really, really hope it’s Focus Blast!”
The anxious friend of Keldeo started to blush a deep crimson, desperately trying to find a way to change the subject. “H-How about we go find the others, huh? I think those Macho Braces were delivered a while ago!” She giggles nervously.
“Aww, please tell me Virizion! Please!” Keldeo pleaded as his childish demeanour started to seep into the conversation. “I’ve been looking for Focus Blast for ag-”
“It’s not Focus Blast! Look, it’s nothing special! L-Let’s just go! We really should be going!”
“Well I’m not moving from this spot until you tell me!” Keldeo put is hooves down, sitting in place and turning his snout to the wind.
Virizion gave a sigh and stare that said ‘You can’t make this easy, can’t you?’ towards Keldeo. Clearly having no choice in the matter, she finally gives in to tell him what the move Keldeo learnt actually was. She goes on to tell the curious pony that there are some ‘weird’ people out there who have illegally made their own custom TM moves for their Pokémon to learn. Reasons vary from crime to pleasure but her reaction was clear that she didn’t think highly of them.
“Ooooh, OK then.” Keldeo appeared rather curious from Virizion’s explanation. “So what move do I have?”
“…” If Virizion’s face was any more red, there would be no blood to go anywhere else in her body.
“Well, what move? Why won’t you tel-”
“It allows you to eat things with you dick, OK?! There, I said it!!!” She shouted at the top of her voice, still looking incredibly embarrassed.
“…really? That sounds cool!” Keldeo cheerfully yelped. 
“No. It’s not. It’s just really silly. I-I’m going to find the others. Cobalion should hopefully be able to fix this. You stay here, Keldeo. I’ll be back in a bit and don’t do anything silly!” Virizion cantered off away from the riverside, heading into the horizon of the field and still looking rather embarrassed about having to mention that to him. Of course, by doing that, she will learn about why leaving a curious Pokémon like Keldeo by himself in this situation is a very bad idea. The hard way... 
Less than a mile away from where he was sleeping, Keldeo was seen now trotting to himself to find something to eat. An isolated berry field was located not too far from the river, somehow not polluted by the factory emissions. It wasn’t very well maintained with weeds as far as the eye can see, some damage caused by storm surges and even the odd bit of the illegal Japanese knotweed near some of the fences.
The pony Pokémon effortlessly jumped over the fence and into the field in search of a tasty berry or two to snack on before Virizion got back. He could see mainly rows of Oran, Sitrus, Leppa and a few Aguav berries scattered around the enclosure. One berry that caught Keldeo’s eye was the Roseli Berry, a fairly new berry with an appearance similar to a red pepper used for reducing Fairy type attacks and was Keldeo’s favourite treat to munch on every once in a while, usually after a good training session.
“Oooh, lovely! A couple of these will do!” Keldeo gleefully jumped as he took a bite out of one of the berries. The berry was very chewy, almost melting in his mouth with every bite and it has a very sweet after taste to it, most likely coming from its resemblance to the Fairy type it’s based off. After he swallowed the berry, his mind replayed what Virizion said to him a while ago:
‘It allows you to eat things with you dick, OK?! It’s not cool. It’s just really silly!’
With this inspiration, the curious pony decided to give such an ability a try out. There was nobody around to see him for miles so he felt more than safe. Keldeo’s penis looked pretty much like a typical equine penis, though most of the time, it was usually tucked away inside his sheath so that it doesn’t flop about and whack his legs when he runs and so the children aren’t scarred for life if they see it. It was coloured a dark shade of black with a medial ring around the middle, in deep contrast with his peach body and was of decent in terms of length, nudging 50 centimetres. His balls were slightly bigger than average and were the same colour as his cream coloured body.
As his penis flopped out of his sheath, Keldeo sat down on all fours and picked up one of the Roseli Berries lying around and placed it near the flared head of his flaccid penis. “How hard can it be?” He said to himself as he pushed the berry into the top and then…
“AAAHHHHHHH!”
He screamed out in pain so loudly that even people on the other side of the river, 2 miles away, could hear him. The berry was lodged into his peehole, giving him a distinctive amount of pain. A few reflexes later and he managed to shoot it out back onto the ground, leaving his urethra gaping for a moment. 
“Owww…Maybe I didn’t do it right?” Keldeo winced in pain, his penis still sore from the attempt. Despite that incident, he still wanted to try and see if it was still possible for him to eat a berry with his penis. He tried keeping the berry on the ground and pushing it into his cock with no avail. Nor did lubricating it with water work either. “Ohhh, what to do? How can I do this?”
After a solid minute or so of thinking, the pony Pokémon came up with one last idea to try out. He stood on all fours, standing over one of the Roseli Berries and flexed his prostate muscles in a specific way. His urethra began to widen to roughly twice its original width and then, the light sound of a vortex of wind flowing into his penis could be both seen and heard. It was comparable to small vacuum cleaner and just before it sucked in the berry, it drew in the dirt and small pebbles on the ground. The pebbles and dirt ticked as they were sucked into his cock and entered down into his balls. The berry still got wedged in the opening, causing his penis to emit slimy slurps and squelches like a clogged vacuum but was eventually sucked down with the rest, showing an obvious bulge which pleasured Keldeo as the berry dropped into his ballsack, causing it to expand to accommodate such load.
“…Woah!” He gasped just as he ceased the suction on his cock. “That felt awesome! So that’s how I can do it! I want to try some more!”
Just has he walked over to the other berry plants, Keldeo noticed two strange sensations happen. His balls began to tingle, almost as if a liquid inside them was dissolving all the items that were stored inside. After a few seconds of tingling, his body bulked up and slightly grew in size. Only very slightly, less than a 1% increase. But he felt it and it only encouraged him to eat more and more stuff with his horse peen.
“Right, let’s try it out on these!” Getting into position, he aimed his cock for the more rounded but less appetising Sitrus berries and began the suction once again. The force felt a lot fiercer this time and was strong enough to strip the berries off the branches to be sucked straight into his penis.
SHLLLUUUURR-POP! SHLLLUUUURR-POP! SHLLLUUUURR-POP!
The sound of the berries being forced down his horsecock echoed through the air, causing Keldeo to moan to himself from how pleasurable both the sensation and watching such objects would be slurped into him. As more and more things were sucked in, the vacuum force slowly became stronger, much to Keldeo’s surprise. Now the branches and bushes were stripped apart to be swallowed by the vortex, making a different slurping sound to contrast with the berries. Keldeo decided to continue sucking all the berries and bushes in the field around him until the last one was sucked up with a satisfying SHRLLLUP!’
The pony Pokémon took a deep sigh before lying down on his back, observing his humongous balls, filled to the brim with berries and bramble. If you listened carefully, you could hear a subtle bubbling of his cum slowly dissolving and digesting the contents inside.
“Oooooh! That felt so good!” He squealed with delight, his body growing more from the result of the digestion. He now had grown an extra half a meter, nudging two meters in height now. “I can still taste those yummy berries, too! But I want to taste more!”
Catching his eye in the left hand corner, just outside of field, Keldeo noticed a small burrow entrance where a couple of wild Pikachu were fumbling into. This gave him an opportunity to try out his power on small live prey. He slowly crept up towards the entrance putting his ear to the ground to listen to whom was inside, only hearing the odd squeak from the Pikachu inside. 
“I wonder how they’ll taste like.” Keldeo says to himself as he gets into position, aiming his cock towards the burrow entrance. “Here goes nothing!” 
He slides his penis into the tidy burrow entrance, though his naturally wide girth made it a bit of a struggle to push the flared head of his penis all the way in. Pushing it as far as his medial ring, he anchors his front and hind legs near a rock and starts to suck as hard as he can. It wasn’t even a few seconds before he felt the first victims succumb to his vacuum. A loud ‘SLLRUURPOP’ could be heard as the first Pikachu was wedged into his penis, its shrieks from it muffled from the loud devouring sound of his penis in action and after a lot of struggling, the bulge of the first unfortunate Pikachu could be seen drawn up his shaft and plopping into his ballsack.
“O-Oof! That feels a-amazing!” Keldeo shivers from pleasure as he felt his first live victim struggling and shaking back and forth around in his balls as it was dissolved. “Please let there be mo-”
Before he could finish his sentence, he felt about six to seven more Pikachu get sucked into his cock vacuum. One after each other, they bulged his shaft, and causing the penis to make more wet and lewd ‘SCHLUCK’ sounds as they were stuck and sucked in, struggling as much as possible to try and free themselves. Their week and feeble attempts to get out were in vein as they were no match for the unrivalled strength of Keldeo’s cock vacuum. 
With each victim falling into his balls, they expanded outwards to cope with the increased load. The Pikachu were submerged in a pool of horse cum, slowly rising to dissolve them. Various pairs of foot and hand prints of them pounding for freedom could be seen on the outside as the sound of lewd bubbling from the fluid digesting them echoed, pleasuring Keldeo immensely with the dominant horse Pokémon pulling out his powerful vacuum penis from the burrow, ceasing is rampage as it had done its job here. 
Keldeo didn’t say anything. He had a satisfied look on his face as he turned around to watch the final remains of his victims digest in his balls. They left a weird tangy aftertaste but it was satisfying nevertheless. With the power to suck up anything into his cock felt so good, he wished that he found the disk sooner than before. He became addicted to the sensation and went looking around for more things to try and swallow. This incidentally led him back to the estuary, where he decided to take a deep dive to the seabed again to utilise his powers. 
The water was still as murky as before as Keldeo landed on the seabed and began his penis vacuum once more, swallowing as much water, sand and silt as his balls could hold. It was all being drawn in a continuous volume, and he could hear and feel the deafening SLLLUUURPPP emitting from his penis as he continue to suck up litre upon litre upon litre. Keldeo’s balls became so large and heavy that they were scraping the seabed he was standing on.
“Come on, there must me something in the sand to find!” Keldeo muttered to himself, his cock still working at it. “My balls are really starting to ache now!”
However, as luck seemed to strike a second time today, the dredging managed reveal yet another TM disc buried in the sand that was picked up by the vortex. Keldeo managed to snag it with his mouth before it too succumbed to the same fate as the sand and silt swirling into his nutsack and closer inspection revealed it to be similar to the previous one, coloured red with just a different serial number.
“Ah, another abandoned disk!” Keldeo look rather intrigued at this second find. “I wonder what this one would let me do…”
He attached the disk to his hoof, giving him a shock once more that fortunately lasted for less time than previously. Additionally, on the reverse of the disk, there was a tag with a small piece of text giving a description of what the ‘move’ provided here entailed. It said:
TECHNICAL MACHINE NO. XXX-63: ALLOWS THE USER TO CONSUME MATTER VIA ANAL CAVITIES. COMPATIBLE WITH XXX-52
An interesting idea to say the least, now having an additional orifice to utilise in his experimentation, Keldeo stood up on his hind legs to try out the new power. Fortunately requiring the same sort of reflex as before, Keldeo’s tail lifted up to reveal his puffy tailhole which gaped wide open to start sucking all of the silt and sand behind him. The sensation he felt from his anus vacuum was different from his penis as the destinations weren’t shared.
Five minutes of constant two way dredging later and Keldeo considered himself full. Still standing somehow, his balls were ridiculously heavy with sand and silt, his belly was full of the gloopy mess as well from all of the anal suction and he was feeling physically drained from doing it all. Gentle moans, groans and creeks could be heard from his stomach as his vacuuming orifices ceased and shrank back to normal size once again.
“Phew! Well, I’m bushed!” Keldeo took a deep sigh as he swam back up to the surface, obviously struggling due to the weight of his ballsack weighing him down like a tonne of bricks. “Hopefully this wears off before Virizion comes ba-”
Before he could finish his sentence, Keldeo then notice something weird happen to his body again. He started to evenly grow in size, easily emerging above the surface of the estuary. Easily reaching twenty meters, forty, sixty and didn’t stop even when only the tops of his ankles were below the water. “Woah! W-What’s going on?!” He shouted as he grew beyond one hundred times his size, easily reaching one hundred and fifty meters. 
Keldeo’s penis was the only part of him which didn’t grow evenly. Lying down, it would rival some of the skyscrapers in the distance in terms of length and its thickness had tremendously increased as well. The pony’s balls were still cumbersome and saggy, awaiting to dissolve whatever would be unfortunate to end up inside of them. 
‘…On second thought, maybe I could test this out on even more things!’ Keldeo thought to himself. ‘This could be really fun indeed!’
Mainly wading in the river, Keldeo slowly made his way towards the city outskirts with the fields, factories and warehouses slowly turning into a more city like environment with office blocks and skyscrapers. Drivers passing by on the roads around the dockside area freaked out by the sight in the rear view mirror of the giant Keldeo walking towards the city with his ginormous cock and balls carelessly swinging about. On some swings, it would even nudge or scrape the edge of overhanging warehouses.
Approaching the city centre, Keldeo approaches what seems to be an airport of sort. Much smaller than the typical ones and it was sandwiched in between a dock. “Let’s see what’s on offer to eat here!” Keldeo says to himself, ramming his penis right through the central building of the airport, making a loud CRASSSSHH! The structure begins to collapse and fall apart has his cock vacuum begins the terror to swallow up all of the unlucky inhabitants, shops, luggage and more to be digested.
The macro pony Pokémon takes huge repeated moans as debris and all of the various passengers from the airport and surrounding building all fell victim to his cock. He could see the bulging of all the unfortunates as they were sucked up his penis. A few cars, lorries and even some small aeroplanes were unlucky enough to be caught in the raging vortex, some of them causing his cock to jam every once in a while, the ‘SLUR-SLUR-SLURP’ when interrupted gave out a wet and sloppy clogging like sound. Fortunately for Keldeo, some extra suction force was all that was needed to clear the jammed material with a pleasurable ‘SLLLUUR-POP.’
‘Woooh! This is amazing!’  Keldeo thought to himself as his balls began to dissolve the aviation contents and passengers inside them. “Perhaps I should up the ante a bit…”
He walks forward several paces away from the airport, kneeling down and pouting his puffy anus to be as wide as he possibly can over an office block before slowly moaning as he started his voracious anal vacuum. His gaping anus was wider than his cock, allowing him to effortlessly suck all of the contents of the building with ease and with less jamming too. His anus made a more coarse suction sound compared to his penis, which Keldeo was making good use to catch out a few individuals around the airport area who were running away or clinging to the ground for dear life.
“C’mon, hurry up!” The horse Pokémon moaned as he ran his vacuum tube like hose across the ground multiple times to swallow the unwilling prey. “There’s no escape from my cock!” Keldeo began to increase the strength to as much as he could suck at. From the perspective of the prey, his all eating vacuum was easily dominating the skyline and everything sucked into the urethra appeared to go on like an abyss with all of the people, Pokémon and buildings disappearing and building up his cock, all the way to their inevitable demise. The harsh sound of the constant ‘SLLLURRRHPPPP’ of his penis was deafening and with enough force and pushing his cock into ground, the last victims in the airport gave in and were swallowed, making some bumps and bulges up his shaft.
Behind him, Keldeo noticed another bunch of targets to devour and have some fun with. Specifically what seemed to be an underground train station and a skyscraper. Tall enough to be classed as one but low enough for Keldeo to position his plump backside over the top as he approached the building. Outside of this, Keldeo wasn’t known for trying out anal at all so taking this structure into his tailhole was a bit of a struggle at first. But a few pumps up and down loosened him out a bit more. 
It was definitely a shocking sight from the perspective of the office workers, who rapidly saw daylight and darkness over and over again as the giant Keldeo kneeled up and down over the skyscraper. This was accentuated by the loud squelching sound emitted by his penetrated hole. The shape of the skyscraper allowed Keldeo to, albeit unintentionally, stimulate his prostate repeatedly. He began to shudder violently with every thrust and his penis was unable to remain droopy, instead now sticking towards the sky like a canon ready to fire. 
“W-why does it feel so g-good?!” he barked loudly as he observed his cock started to shake on its own until eventually... 
SPLOOOOOOOSHHH!!!!
A humongous torrent of fresh horse cum was spewed out of Keldeo’s cock high enough into the sky to be seen for miles upon miles away. The stream landed around the area Keldeo was destroying, flooding the streets, canals, buildings and subways in a thick layer of semen and kept shooting out like a high pressure hose pipe. Some of the (unlucky) individuals who were fortunate enough not to be fully digested were spat out with the flow as his balls were gradually emptied of the liquid. 
Keldeo took a huge sigh of relief as he collapsed backwards, his horsecock finally shrinking flaccid from all its hard work, but still big enough to crush the large forecourt of the train station nearby with a huge thud and coating one of the express trains with the excess drops of semen and precum. Despite him clearly being tired and exhausted from all the fun that he had, Keldeo decided to at least have some fun with the train he just coated. 
His flared cock gaped open once more to suck up the bunch of carriages on the line for him to consume. Slurped up like a smooth string of spaghetti, Keldeo lewdly moans from the sensation as his cock makes all sorts of sounds whilst devouring his dessert. Ranging from ‘SLLLUUUURRPs’, ‘SUUUCKs’, ‘SCHLICKs’ before ending with a loud ‘SCHLLLOP’ and timbre gurgling from his ballsack. The thirteen coach long train all gone and digested, leaving a sharp iron like aftertaste for the macro pony Pokémon to appreciate and relax to.
…
“I can’t believe the orders were delayed again! How are we able to finish the dojo without those supplies?” Virizion moaned. She was trotting towards the city outskirts along the Estuary, this time with two other companions by her side. Terrakion, another feral horse like Pokemon who was shorter but bulkier and aggressive and Cobalion, who shared more of a goat/stag like appearance and stuck out with his aqua blue fur. He was treated like the leader of the group.
“Well, the Pelipper’s keep going on strike.” Terrakion grunts in response. “Can’t do much about it in this case.”
“What I’m more concerned about is where has Keldeo gotten to, Virizion?” Cobalion snaps with a harsh tone, his patience clearly thinning from all the walking he’s done today. “You told us he was snoozing around the estuary!”
“He was! I swear!” Virizion nervously countered. “At worst, he might of wandered off to find some berries, but I have no idea where else he co-”
“Hi guys!” Keldeo casually shouted down at them, still sitting in the same place in the city as he was. The trio could see just how massive he, his belly and his package were, the torrential flooding of his horse semen, the decimated airport and train station as well as the remains of the skyscraper he was slowly sucking up into his tailhole. “Nice weather we’re having today, eh?”
Cobalion and Terrakion turned their distinctive faces to the crimson blushing Virizion, who was doing her best to not make eye contact with either them or the macro Keldeo.
“…I’m off.” Terrakion turns around and slowly walks away. He was clearly not in the mood to rage at the unexplainable. “I’m off to take a shower.”
“You’re a rock type, though!” Keldeo shouts down at him.
“I know!”
Cobalion, once again, looked back at Keldeo, who was now sheepishly smiling at them two before giving his final words on the matter. “V-Virizon?”
“Y-Yes, sir?” She sheepishly replies. “What do you wan-”
“Didn’t I tell you to dispose of that disk a few weeks ago?”
“…”
-	The End