Conner was pissed. Now, Conner got pissed off a lot, don't get me wrong. From his sisters antics, to people making his job more difficult through stupidity. However this time was different. Now, Conner knew that in his line of work, some injuries were expected. Hell, he had even been through worse than this time (arguably). However, what made this time so bad, was the fact that his shell was damaged, and I am not talking about a few small chips. No, I mean like a bunch of holes in it. “Stupid fucking shotgun” Conner thought to himself. Thankfully Conner was not hurt due to the shell protecting him, as well as his quick healing abilities. However, this made it so that Conner couldn't wear his shell, which meant he couldn't do his job, or rather his boss wouldn't let him do his job. Seeing how Conner practically lived for his job, this was a big problem. At this moment in time, Conner was sulking under his blanket in his room, with only his underwear on. A sudden knock on the door drew his attention. Grumbling swear words to himself, Conner wrapped his blanket around himself and reluctantly got up to answer the door. Maintaining a blank expression to mask how pissed he was, he opened the door to find his boyfriend standing there. “G-Gaydar?!? W-what are you doing here?” Conner stammered, embarrassed. “Well, I came to thee you, thilly~.” Gaydar answered, with his usual lisp. “W-while appreciated,” Conner mumbled “n-nows really not a very good time, g”. “Oh, don't be like that, Conner” Gaydar said, seemingly oblivious to Conners distress “you have been locked in your room for the latht few dayth. Itth only natural that I am concerned about you conn-”. Gaydar stopped, having just noticed that Conner was only wearing a bedsheet. This was followed by a few seconds of awkward silence between the two. “Tho,” Gaydar spoke, breaking the silence “i thee that you were not wearing anything”. “Y-yes, I should think that's obvious…” Conner was quick to say. Another few seconds of awkwardness followed this statement. “...canIcome in pleathe?” Gaydar finally asked. “U-um,” Conner mumbled, clearly unsure. “Oh, ok,” Gaydar finally said, with a tone that betrayed how worried he really was “i can come back later, thweety”. With that said, he began to walk away. “W-wait!” coneer practically yelled “i c-could really use someone to talk to”. Gaydar than turned around, and with a small smile said ”ok, I can talk with you for a bit.” Conner then moved aside to let Gaydar into his room. 


Five minutes later
“...So, yeah thats what happened.” Conner finished, having told Gaydar what had happened to his shell. “Oh, tho thatth why you were practically naked” Gaydar said, clearly surprised. “W-well, yeah, why did you think it was?” Conner asked, clearly somewhat confused. “Oh, I jutht thought you were… well, you know… with you thaying it wath a bad time and all…” Gaydar said, a blush evident on his face. “I-i know what?”Conner voiced, with a quizzical expression on his face. “W-well, you know…” Gaydar stammered, while making very suggestive hand movements, hoping to get Conner to understand without having to say it out loud. Thankfully, it finally seemed to click in Conners head, and his confused expression turned into a blush of epic proportions. “O-oh! Y-you meant t-that!” Conner managed to say, his stutter clearly getting out of control. “W-well, that isn't really possible for me, so that definitely was not happening!” “oh, ok!” Gaydar said, before realizing exactly what he had said “wait, what do you mean, you can't do that?”.
“Oh, well, um, my sister explained it to me once, she said that due to our genetics, we can't get aroused without someone else to, um “help” us” Conner explained the blush on his face only deepening. “Wait, you told me I wath your firtht boyfriend, right?” Gaydar suddenly asked out of the blue. At Conners nod, Gaydar continued “so, dothe that mean that your a virgin?” Gaydar asked, not really noticing how his question was making Conner feel uncomfortable. “U-um, well, y-yes…” Conner finally admitted. “And it will probably stay that way until I die. I mean,I really am not very attractive you know and-”. Conner stopped, noticing his boyfriend looking at him like he was insane. “W-what?” Conner stammered, not really liking the way Gaydar was looking at him. “Conner,” Gaydar began “do you actually think that about yourthelf?”. “Well,I m-mean, yeah.” Conner said “we all know I am not that good looking and-”. Conners sentence was interrupted by Gaydar jumping on him, and mashing their lips together. Conner was stunned. He was definitely not expecting this to happen. Reflexively, Conner shoved Gaydar away from him onto the floor. “O-oh god,I hope I did not hurt you at all!” Conner said, panicking and jumping to help him. Thankfully Gaydar had landed on a pillow and was unharmed even if he did look a bit hurt. “Look, it was not you, it was me.” Conner explained, in a very fast manner “you just really don't want me to do that with you,I mean with how bad looking I am and all and-”. Conner was cut off by Gaydar, who sounded slightly off put “Conner, what part of your body is ugly in the thlightetht?”. “Well,” Conner began “my, well, e-eyes…”. “Thow me your eyeth” Gaydar said immediately. Conner, knowing Gaydar was not going to stop pestering him until he saw them, reluctantly relented, and took off his sunglasses. As for what was under them, well, it's a bit hard to describe. I looked like something you might see in a kaleidoscope,multiple shining colors, all bleeding together to form a strange shining effect. Gaydar was stunned, naturally. “S-see? I am a freak, a monster, an ugly bastard or whatever synonym you can think of. You really don't want anything to do with me, you know?” Conner stammered, tears forming at the corner of his eyes. “Do you want to leave now? I will understand if you want to…”. Conner turned away, waiting to hear the door open and close, as he expected. Instead, he felt Gaydars arms wrap around him, in a comforting embrace. “Ith that it?” Gaydar said, clearly in disbelief “your eyeth, they are… well, beautiful”. Conner was shocked “you, really mean it?”. “Yeth,I really do” Gaydar said, sincerity dripping from his voice. “G-Gaydar… “ Conner mumbled “please… don't leave me…”
“Thhhhhhhhhh” Gaydar shushed “itth ok,I won't leave…I won't leave,I promithe you. 
The end for now...