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It was a weird show, unlike any cartoon show I've ever seen back in the day. And of course, that makes me sound like an old man. It was weird and way out there in terms of context and humor. It was about this Chihuahua and cat named Ren and Stimpy getting into all kinds of crazy situations. Ren is an angry and bitter dog who has his reasons for not liking people and deal with stupidity.\n\nHey, like me! And Stimpy is a happy-go-lucky moron who always sees the best of things and tries to get Ren to open up more. The series was made by John Kricfalusi who wanted to go all out in Nickelodeon but they restrained him and made the series that we all know. The series of often mixed. Some love the show for what it does and tries to break out from all those safe shows lately, and others hate it because of how warped and weird it is.\n\nAnd so, when John K. was fired and let go, he went to Adult Swim and Spike TV to continue the series in the revival called Ren and Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon. And how did it go, now that John K. can really let himself go wild and have it his own way?\n\nIt's fucking unbearable. It's possibly the worst show ever made. The show lasted for four, maybe five episodes before it was cancelled. The show was so bad, that Ren's original voice actor Billy West, wanted NOTHING to do with it and says it would ruin his career. And... he was right!\n\nLet's not waste anytime here.\n\nSTORY\n\nWhere the fuck do I even begin? All of these episodes are terrible. I guess I'll start with the most controversial. \"Ren Seeks Help\". It starts with Ren going to a psychiatrist who vents out his problems and why he's such a bitter and hateful person-er, dog. It's explained in a flashback that ever since he was born, he was abused, neglected and treated like crap. Which, uh... is not right at all. Where did this come from?\n\nAnd it's also shown that he's actually a psychopath that love torturing and killing animals, most specifically this frog in the show in brutal ways. Jesus Christ, what unholy shit is this?! This is not Ren at all! And where the hell is Stimpy during all of this anyways? He's back at home crying his eyes out and it gets grating after a while.\n\nThe episode thankfully ends when it's revealed that Ren's psychiatrist is Mr. Horse all along who flat out says that Ren is so deranged and merciless when it comes to life that he's a danger to society. Then Ren kills him for no reason and the episode when that very same frog kills himself finally.\n\n... I... I'm speechless. What the fuck did I just witness? This was horrible. God awful. And the episodes get worse. This is what John K. wanted to do with the series?! Thank you Nickelodeon for stopping him. We have episodes where Ren and Stimpy live inside a hobo for some reason, a sequel to Fire Dogs that we didn't need and Stimpy... Oh God... giving birth to a turd baby.\n\n.................................. Yeah, I'm done.\n\nANIMATION\n\nSurprisingly, the animation is horrible here. It tries to be way too adult, gross and strange. It's sort of like the Modern Spongebob episodes where it does the hyper realistic images and tries to be super gross. Yeah, that kind of direction. The characters are butchered beyond belief and some don't even make a reappearance. Only Mr. Horse is here.\n\nRen is now a full blown psychopath who takes his frustration on Stimpy for no reason at all, not when he does something stupid, making him a horrible character.\n\nAnd Stimpy is now... a gay stereotype. Like, really. In the original series it's implied that maybe they have something going on, but that was it. Adult Party Cartoon is like: \"Hey guys, Ren and Stimpy are gay now.\" Yeah, thanks. Never... never would have guessed.\n\nVOICES\n\nFor the most part is fine, Ren sounds close to his original voice actor but you can tell it's a different guy. But... God... This show sucks so hard.\n\nFINAL THOUGHTS AND SCORE\n\nSo, as you can imagine, Ren and Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon was a flop. There was some talks a couple of years ago about a Ren and Stimpy movie and a proper revival show afterwards. But, uh... that's going to be impossible. As it turns out, John Kricfalusi is a scumbag. What do I mean by that? Let's see... he's a sexual predator and goes after underage girls. He was caught, brought to court and was deemed a predator and pedophile. And all plans for anything Ren and Stimpy related was cancelled and was killed.\n\nRen and Stimpy is dead forever. Thanks John K. Now, you might be wondering where the rewrite section is? Quite honestly? This was doomed from the get-go. Nobody wants anything to do with the creator now that everyone knows how much of a horrible and perverted person he is, and of course, the reception of Ren and Stimpy has been crushed long ago. We're never seeing them again, in fact, Nickelodeon and all other networks have gone out of their way to bury this series for good.\n\nThis is one instance where he should have left things as it is and moved on.\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "
Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon Review


Ren and Stimpy. It was a weird show, unlike any cartoon show I've ever seen back in the day. And of course, that makes me sound like an old man. It was weird and way out there in terms of context and humor. It was about this Chihuahua and cat named Ren and Stimpy getting into all kinds of crazy situations. Ren is an angry and bitter dog who has his reasons for not liking people and deal with stupidity.

Hey, like me! And Stimpy is a happy-go-lucky moron who always sees the best of things and tries to get Ren to open up more. The series was made by John Kricfalusi who wanted to go all out in Nickelodeon but they restrained him and made the series that we all know. The series of often mixed. Some love the show for what it does and tries to break out from all those safe shows lately, and others hate it because of how warped and weird it is.

And so, when John K. was fired and let go, he went to Adult Swim and Spike TV to continue the series in the revival called Ren and Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon. And how did it go, now that John K. can really let himself go wild and have it his own way?

It's fucking unbearable. It's possibly the worst show ever made. The show lasted for four, maybe five episodes before it was cancelled. The show was so bad, that Ren's original voice actor Billy West, wanted NOTHING to do with it and says it would ruin his career. And... he was right!

Let's not waste anytime here.

STORY

Where the fuck do I even begin? All of these episodes are terrible. I guess I'll start with the most controversial. "Ren Seeks Help". It starts with Ren going to a psychiatrist who vents out his problems and why he's such a bitter and hateful person-er, dog. It's explained in a flashback that ever since he was born, he was abused, neglected and treated like crap. Which, uh... is not right at all. Where did this come from?

And it's also shown that he's actually a psychopath that love torturing and killing animals, most specifically this frog in the show in brutal ways. Jesus Christ, what unholy shit is this?! This is not Ren at all! And where the hell is Stimpy during all of this anyways? He's back at home crying his eyes out and it gets grating after a while.

The episode thankfully ends when it's revealed that Ren's psychiatrist is Mr. Horse all along who flat out says that Ren is so deranged and merciless when it comes to life that he's a danger to society. Then Ren kills him for no reason and the episode when that very same frog kills himself finally.

... I... I'm speechless. What the fuck did I just witness? This was horrible. God awful. And the episodes get worse. This is what John K. wanted to do with the series?! Thank you Nickelodeon for stopping him. We have episodes where Ren and Stimpy live inside a hobo for some reason, a sequel to Fire Dogs that we didn't need and Stimpy... Oh God... giving birth to a turd baby.

.................................. Yeah, I'm done.

ANIMATION

Surprisingly, the animation is horrible here. It tries to be way too adult, gross and strange. It's sort of like the Modern Spongebob episodes where it does the hyper realistic images and tries to be super gross. Yeah, that kind of direction. The characters are butchered beyond belief and some don't even make a reappearance. Only Mr. Horse is here.

Ren is now a full blown psychopath who takes his frustration on Stimpy for no reason at all, not when he does something stupid, making him a horrible character.

And Stimpy is now... a gay stereotype. Like, really. In the original series it's implied that maybe they have something going on, but that was it. Adult Party Cartoon is like: "Hey guys, Ren and Stimpy are gay now." Yeah, thanks. Never... never would have guessed.

VOICES

For the most part is fine, Ren sounds close to his original voice actor but you can tell it's a different guy. But... God... This show sucks so hard.

FINAL THOUGHTS AND SCORE

So, as you can imagine, Ren and Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon was a flop. There was some talks a couple of years ago about a Ren and Stimpy movie and a proper revival show afterwards. But, uh... that's going to be impossible. As it turns out, John Kricfalusi is a scumbag. What do I mean by that? Let's see... he's a sexual predator and goes after underage girls. He was caught, brought to court and was deemed a predator and pedophile. And all plans for anything Ren and Stimpy related was cancelled and was killed.

Ren and Stimpy is dead forever. Thanks John K. Now, you might be wondering where the rewrite section is? Quite honestly? This was doomed from the get-go. Nobody wants anything to do with the creator now that everyone knows how much of a horrible and perverted person he is, and of course, the reception of Ren and Stimpy has been crushed long ago. We're never seeing them again, in fact, Nickelodeon and all other networks have gone out of their way to bury this series for good.

This is one instance where he should have left things as it is and moved on.
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