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Meh.", "description_bbcode_parsed": "... Meh.", "writing": "[center]Jeff the Killer Review[/center]\n\nEver heard of a character called Jeff the Killer? That creepy character who's basically a kid Joker and looks scary with that always permanent smile? Well, what if I told you that he was never supposed to have a story? You see, the guy who made the character on Deviantart was just doing it for shits and giggles and just made a creepy face and character.\n\nAnd from there, some random numbnuts was like: \"OMG, that's totes scary dude! I know! I'll make a story out of this with zero context! God, I'm so smrt!\" I wish I was joking, that's really how it happened. And the damage was done. The guy who just made the fucking picture of Jeffy here was all kinds of ashamed and embarrassed and wanted nothing to do with it anymore.\n\nAnd that was it. It was just a picture. Not everything needs a story, just look at it and move on. Here we have the, er, origin story of Jeff here. And it's all kinds of nonsensical.\n\nSTORY\n\nOur story poorly begins with Jeff here going to school and getting bullied because he looks strange and that he sometimes has the appearance of a girl, not just with the body type but with his long flowing black hair too. It gets so bad he has a meltdown and was sent home. His family basically has no idea what to do with him and keep trying to reassure him that being different is okay and that the bullies are either jealous of his looks or that they're insecure or some shit. I don't know.\n\nBut Jeff doesn't believe and for some reason... He kills his mom, dad and brother. Yeah. Just like that, with no build up or any proper explanation. And for some Godforsaken reason, nobody calls the police when they see this boy running around with a bloody knife and a weird smile he stitched to his face? Oh yeah, he does that too by the way.\n\nAnd... that's it. The story just ends with that he's been mysteriously missing and that sooner or later he will get you and put you to bed permanently, oooooooh- who gives a fuck?\n\nThis story is fucking terrible and literally answers nothing. What the fuck was even the point of this? Nothing.\n\nCHARACTERS\n\nThey are poorly written and might as well not exist. The mother is useless and is a fucking doormat, the bullies are stock, and the dad's only purpose is to die and so is the brother. Every other character is a complete moron as nobody informs the police who actually lived there and who did the deed in killing the family.\n\nAlso, he decides to call himself Jeff the Killer? Wow. Real original kid. Imagine all the other characters with titles like that.\n\nSonic the Fast Animal\nLink the Hero Guy\nMario the Magical Plumber\nInfinite the Crybaby who got his ass kicked\n\nI could go on.\n\nWRITING\n\nThe original version of this story is so fucking awful and poorly written. There are so many typos and grammatical errors. Sometimes, the logic makes absolutely no sense. Like, why does Jeff go insane and want to kill people? Does his family life suck? Does the pressure of being bullied drive him to the edge? Maybe some people judgemental on his looks?\n\nNope. It just happens. It's all like: \"... Welp, I'mma kill people now. Lemme just get my knife for sec.\" And bam. That's it. And then it just ends! This story is insanely short and not really much to go on here. That's why I didn't upload some of the script here. It's not worth it. Trust me, you're not missing much.\n\nFINAL THOUGHTS AND SCORE\n\nOh, and for some people that are like: \"Is this realz?!1?!1\" No, obviously not you fucking morons. It's called a Creepypasta. None of these stories are real. This all started because one guy decided to make a creepy picture and it all went downhill from here. That's basically the equivalent of one my pictures and somebody decided to go and make an elaborate backstory on each and every one of them.\n\nNot EVERYTHING needs a story, okay? Just take it at face value and enjoy it, or not, and move on. Anyways...\n\nMy final score is...\n\n-10/10\n\nGod, this was a fucking trainwreck. And I've seen more stories about this including a female version called Jane the Killer. ... Yes, really. I'm done. Fuck this! I'm out!\n\n*Leaves the room*\n\nREWRITE\n\nThere have been people trying to rewrite certain shitty stories and make them sound better, Jeff the Killer is no exception. But... nah. The damage is done and it's such a stupid fucking story to begin with. What do we even know about this guy? He's pale, kills his family and goes on a killing spree?He's like a bootleg Michael Myers.\n\nThe Boogeyman he is not. Anyways, this was something quick to pass the time and stuff. So, yeah. Oh, and by the way, I'm actually a skeleton writing this because a Pikachu Doll somehow killed me. Ooohhhh, spoopy~\n\n(It's a joke. I'm fine.)\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "
Jeff the Killer Review


Ever heard of a character called Jeff the Killer? That creepy character who's basically a kid Joker and looks scary with that always permanent smile? Well, what if I told you that he was never supposed to have a story? You see, the guy who made the character on Deviantart was just doing it for shits and giggles and just made a creepy face and character.

And from there, some random numbnuts was like:  "OMG, that's totes scary dude! I know! I'll make a story out of this with zero context! God, I'm so smrt!" I wish I was joking, that's  really how it happened. And the damage was done. The guy who just made the fucking picture of Jeffy here was all kinds of ashamed and embarrassed and wanted nothing to do with it anymore.

And that was it. It was just a picture. Not everything needs a story, just look at it and move on. Here we have the, er, origin story of Jeff here. And it's all kinds of nonsensical.

STORY

Our story poorly begins with Jeff here going to school and getting bullied because he looks strange and that he sometimes has the appearance of a girl, not just with the body type but with his long flowing black hair too. It gets so bad he has a meltdown and was sent home. His family basically has no idea what to do with him and keep trying to reassure him that being different is okay and that the bullies are either jealous of his looks or that they're insecure or some shit. I don't know.

But Jeff doesn't believe and for some reason... He kills his mom, dad and brother. Yeah. Just like that, with no build up or any proper explanation. And for some Godforsaken reason, nobody calls the police when they see this boy running around with a bloody knife and a weird smile he stitched to his face? Oh yeah, he does that too by the way.

And... that's it. The story just ends with that he's been mysteriously missing and that sooner or later he will get you and put you to bed permanently, oooooooh- who gives a fuck?

This story is fucking terrible and literally answers nothing. What the fuck was even the point of this? Nothing.

CHARACTERS

They are poorly written and might as well not exist. The mother is useless and is a fucking doormat, the bullies are stock, and the dad's only purpose is to die and so is the brother. Every other character is a complete moron as nobody informs the police who actually lived there and who did the deed in killing the family.

Also, he decides to call himself Jeff the Killer? Wow. Real original kid. Imagine all the other characters with titles like that.

Sonic the Fast Animal
Link the Hero Guy
Mario the Magical Plumber
Infinite the Crybaby who got his ass kicked

I could go on.

WRITING

The original version of this story is so fucking awful and poorly written. There are so many typos and grammatical errors. Sometimes, the logic makes absolutely no sense. Like, why does Jeff go insane and want to kill people? Does his family life suck? Does the pressure of being bullied drive him to the edge? Maybe some people judgemental on his looks?

Nope. It just happens. It's all like: "... Welp, I'mma kill people now. Lemme just get my knife for sec." And bam. That's it. And then it just ends! This story is insanely short and not really much to go on here. That's why I didn't upload some of the script here. It's not worth it. Trust me, you're not missing much.

FINAL THOUGHTS AND SCORE

Oh, and for some people that are like: "Is this realz?!1?!1" No, obviously not you fucking morons. It's called a Creepypasta. None of these stories are real. This all started because one guy decided to make a creepy picture and it all went downhill from here. That's basically the equivalent of one my pictures and somebody decided to go and make an elaborate backstory on each and every one of them.

Not EVERYTHING needs a story, okay? Just take it at face value and enjoy it, or not, and move on. Anyways...

My final score is...

-10/10

God, this was a fucking trainwreck. And I've seen more stories about this including a female version called Jane the Killer. ... Yes, really. I'm done. Fuck this! I'm out!

*Leaves the room*

REWRITE

There have been people trying to rewrite certain shitty stories and make them sound better, Jeff the Killer is no exception. But... nah. The damage is done and it's such a stupid fucking story to begin with. What do we even know about this guy? He's pale, kills his family and goes on a killing spree?He's like a bootleg Michael Myers.

The Boogeyman he is not. Anyways, this was something quick to pass the time and stuff. So, yeah. Oh, and by the way, I'm actually a skeleton writing this because a Pikachu Doll somehow killed me. Ooohhhh, spoopy~

(It's a joke. I'm fine.)
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