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Done during a roleplay.", "writing": "[center]Lewd Lunch Bags[/center]\n\nA young man named Alex was sitting at the front desk in the first floor of the WarioWare, Inc. building. There, he decided to take a moment to reflect on things. The company of WarioWare, Inc. was certainly branching out. No longer was it just about games anymore, it was about... in all honesty, it was about finding other ways to con customers out of their money besides video games. And while Wario upstairs was the Big Cheese, the boss, the CEO... Alex was decidedly not.\n\nHe was more of a call-taker, the \"Help and Support\" guy. He usually answered concerns with things that Wario provided for him to say, but if Wario was too lazy to write those down, Alex just decided to lend his own thoughts on the matter. But what was this about WarioWare branching out? Well, earlier that week, Alex was busy answering a phone call, as per usual, when suddenly, Wario burst through the door, carrying what seemed to be about 10 to 15 paper bags.\n\nNone of them were labeled, and they had grease and grime all over them, as if he'd dug them out of the trash. \"Hey you! Alan, Alec... whatever! You, phone guy! I have these uh... special orders for some customers and stuff! Take these bags and you'll know what to do.\" Wario said, well, more like ordered. And once again, too lazy to do things himself. These bags were quite strange though. They just look like... lunch bags.\n\nWere people that gullible to buy these? Alex took the paper bags, \"Uh, r-right away, Mr. Wario, sir. I'll get right on it.\" And so he watched as the fat man left, cheering and gloating about how he was \"about to break the bank\" with these paper bags. Alex didn't know what made them so special, and so in his curiosity, decided to open one up.\n\nWhat he certainly didn't expect were actual words coming out of the bags. How Wario managed to do it, the man was a mystery. \"This is a test so let's hope this stupid thing works! Wario is the greatest, and you shall give him all your money! That should do it, hehehe.\" Pssh, typical Wario. Alex set the bag aside and decided to open another one. However, the second time he did so... the voice that came out of this bag... was decidedly NOT Wario's voice. \n\nIt was a completely different voice too. \"Mmmh... that's right, baby~\" Almost immediately, Alex closed the bag. What... what was this?! Who's voice was it? Could he even legally sell these without damaging whatever reputation he had? How... and why did Wario get this voice? Who even was that? It could have been anyone!\n\nThat begs the question... if the first one was a test... The hell are the rest of the bags? What did he gain from this? Alex decided to walk up to Wario's office and ask him what exactly he was supposed to do with these, \"Mr. Wario, sir, may I speak to you for a moment?\" \"Wah? What do ya want? I thought I told you to send the bags already?!\" What was this... Alan...? Bah, sometimes he's never good with names. Especially those not as great and smart as Wario.\n\nAlex scratched his head, \"Yeah, about those... I decided to open two of them to test out their contents, and I don't know who you got these bags from, but I'm not sure we can sell these without damaging someone's reputation.\" \"...And I should care, why? These babies will earn me-er, I mean... US a profit! How I got those is none of your business! People will literally buy anything!\"\n\nWario explained. \"Bah! Why're you wasting my time!? Just get out there and do somethin' will ya?!\" And then Alex had the door slammed in his face. Left to his own devices, Alex was now lost: What was he supposed to do with these bags, and more importantly, who did they belong to? Hmm... maybe if he listened to the voice, he could probably guess who it was.\n\nSo, he decided to go back to his desk, and grab another bag to open it. The next bag once again, had a different voice. \"Mmhf... I sure hope I don't get caught for this... Mmhf... ohhh...\" It sounded like a male's voice. He couldn't exactly pin the voice down. He knew it was male, but where did that get him? He was about to try another bag, when suddenly, the phone began to ring. Reflexively, he answered it, \"WarioWare, Inc., this is Help and Support Member Alex speaking, how may I help you today?\"\n\n\"Uhm... y-yes, hello? Mr. Alex, can I order something?\" The voice sounded nervous. In fact, wasn't this one of the voices from the bags? Alex nodded, not realizing the similarities at first, \"Yes, you can. What would you like to order?\" There was silence for a moment before the voice answered. \"I-I... uhm... had a feeling I was being watched. Does... is there something that sounds like me? Oh God, I'm so embarrassed I'm sorry!\" \n\nAlex nodded, \"Yes, actually, there is. Earlier today, Mr. Wario came in with these unusual lunch bags that contained... odd sounds coming from what I suppose is you. I-I'm not about to judge you or anything, don't get me wrong, here...\" There was a gasp. \"I knew it! That rotten...! You... you didn't hear...\"\n\nThey then groan. \"Of course you did... Ohhh, if this get's out, I'll be ruined! And Ashley... Oh she'll be so mad at me! I need that bag!\" Alex tried to reassure the voice, \"O-Okay, just calm down, sir... I'll figure something out.\" \"Oh, man, oh man, oh man...! Please do! Thank you!\" Said the flustered voice. There was a pretty good idea who these voices belong to. Finally, Alex was putting two and two together, \"No problem, have a good day.\" Alex then hung up and gathered up all the bags, except for the one which was a test from Wario.\n\nHe then went out, texting Wario that he was \"doing some delivery work.\" If that one was one of his co-workers... then were the others...? Well, best save them for later. Right now, Alex had a job to do. Besides, this seems like the right thing to do.\n\nThey sounded so upset and flustered. It would make sense they would worry. Alex decided to head over to Ashley's Mansion, because of course, the voice claimed that they were associated with Ashley. He treked through the town until he saw the mansion. There was the mansion, in all of it's gloomy glory. And if he was right, then that voice belonged to Ashley's assistant. It sounded like he was in the middle of something.\n\nBut first, best to go see him. Alex walked up to the door, and knocked on it, knowing full well what the risks were, but he would do anything to help someone. He wouldn't let someone's reputation be ruined all because of Wario's greed. The door was opened and it was a small, red imp. He looked around nervously and saw Alex. \"D-did you get the bag, Mr. Alex? Ashley's busy with her studies. Thank goodness...\"\n\nAlex nodded, \"Yeah, there are actually plenty of 'em, here...\" He then handed the imp the paper bags. He gladly took the bags and smiled. \"Oh thank God... You are a lifesaver! How can I repay you?\" His tail was even wagging back and forth happily, almost like a dog would. Alex scratched his head, \"Well, maybe a bag of money or something, so Mr. Wario doesn't get suspicious.\" \"But you went out of your way... You deserve something! You seem so nice.\" The imp said and blushes a little.\n\nThis poor guy doing Wario's work. It was awful. Alex blushed and chuckled, \"Aw, c'mon now, I don't need that much. I'm just doing a good deed, here.\" \"Still... I can't make you leave empty handed. What kinda person would make me? Even after you... erm...\" He blushes more and hugs the bags tightly. \"This is embarrassing...\" Alex reassured the imp, \"Hey, don't sweat it. I was just trying to figure out what those bags were, that's all.\"\n\n\"...I've been a bad imp and did some... erm... 'private time'.\" Red admitted and bit his lip. \"Mmhf... If I had known earlier... I would have stopped. Oh, I'm rambling. I'm sorry. You can go, Mr. Alex.\" Alex nodded, \"Okay, thank you.\" He then left, thinking about an excuse he could make for not bringing back any money. Great, now he felt bad. He looked behind him inside the mansion. He sighed, got rid of the bags and managed to grab some money and chased after Alex.\n\n\"Wait!\" Alex turned back, \"Huh?\" Red came back with a small bag of money. \"Hah... I-I know this isn't much. I'm so sorry for being rude earlier. Here.\" He handed over the money and tried to catch his breath. Alex smiled and took the money, \"Aw, don't worry, you weren't being rude. Thanks, though!\"\n\nRed blushes once more from the compliment. \"Mmhf... th-thank you...\" He even had his hands over his crotch. Was something wrong with him? He seems more... nervous. Alex nodded, \"You're welcome. Have a good day!\" He then began to walk back to WarioWare again. \n\nFinally, after a while of walking, he made it back, bag of money in hand. Overall, the deal didn't go too bad. And Red seemed very nice. Although, just helping out is good enough reward on its own. Alex entered, \"Mr. Wario, I'm back! I made some money from the transaction.\" \"Oh, you did, huh? Well? Show me the money then!\" Wario chuckled, another sucker to get the spoils! Of course his plans worked! He was a marketing genius after all. Alex held up the bag of money, \"Here!\"\n\n\"Bwahahaha! Nice job, kid! Let's see here...\" Wario opens the bag and see's coins and a couple of dollars. \"Hmm... not much, but eh. It'll do. Good work I guess. You still have a job to do.\" Alex grumbled and spoke out, \"What? What do you mean I still have a job to do? I sold all the bags!\" \"Eh? You sold ONE of the bags. I have plenty more!\" When did he...? Oh no. Just how many did this fat bastard make? No... that wasn't possible. But maybe Red's situation was just a one-time thing.\n\nMaybe Wario was now using his own voice instead. He couldn't possibly have more dirt on anyone, right? Especially Red. Although... this IS Wario. \"Well? Chop, chop! Get to work!\" Alex decided to take a stand, \"...Y'know what? Screw you! I'm not doing your dirty work for you anymore!\"\n\n\"Oh really? Well in that case... You're fired! I don't need you!\" Wario said and pointed at the door. \"Get out!\" Alex yelled at Wario as he left, \"Good! Do it yourself for a change, fatass!\" He then left, feeling rather infuriated at Wario. On one hand, Alex should have expected this. Wario was always a greedy asshole. But now... what could he do now? He was unemployed, kicked out, and now those damned bags are still on the loose.\n\nWhich probably means more blackmail victims, including Red and some more people. Ah, but then he remembered: the internet was also a thing, so he decided to make a post on his blog warning potential customers not to buy any bags. He explained who he was, how he first heard of the bags, and the situation with Red, and how he got fired. He summed up his post with: \"Long story short, Wario is a greedy asshole who now seems to be planning to use people's real voices as potential blackmail. Do NOT buy these bags, no matter what.\"\n\nAnd it spread like wildfire after that. Now with the inside story, it was highly likely that Wario's scheme would fail. There was also a message for Alex. \"I'm sorry... because of me... I'm so sorry... :(\" Alex tried to message him back, \"It wasn't your fault! It was that damned greedy Wario who started this mess. >:(\" \"I know... I want to make it up to you and sacrificing your job. Your a good person, Mr. Alex. Can you... come to the mansion?\" Red typed back in response.\n\nHe was quite shocked at the news and felt so terrible. It was carelessness that led to this. At the moment, what Ashley would think or say didn't matter anymore. He wanted to make Alex special. Feel good about his deeds. Alex stared at the message, then responded, \"Of course, I'll be right over.\"\n\n\"Yay! Thank you, Mr. Alex! I'll be waiting!\" The imp's heart began pounding when he read the message. Alex once again made his way to the mansion. It took him a while, but soon, he'd finally arrived. He knocked on the door again. The door opened and Red saw Alex and smiled.\n\n\"You came! I'm so happy!\" His tails wags again and giggles. Alex chuckled, \"Great! So, what brings me here again?\" Red held Alex's hand and blushes. \"I wanted to make it up to you, not just for the bags, but sacrificing your job as well. I wanted to make you... loved and appreciated.\" His heart began beating faster and chuckles nervously. \"I... I kinda like you.\" Alex didn't know what to say to that, \"...R-Really? You... like me? Like, LIKE like me, or...?\"\n\n\"L-like you like you...\" Red admitted. \"I-I know it sounds strange... but... you are so nice and... and you didn't judge me and... Oh God, I'm a mess.\" He laughed at himself and feels so flustered. He was acting like an idiot in front of this nice, attractive young man. Alex suddenly hugged the imp, trying to comfort him, \"Hey, hey, it's okay. I know you're all flustered and everything, but you don't gotta worry, alright?\" Red nodded and tried to calm himself.\n\n\"R-right...\" He hugged back and smiled. \"Do you uhm... Like, like me too?\" Alex nodded, \"To be honest, yeah, I like... like you too.\" Red stared at Alex in surprise, but shed tears of happiness. \"Aahah... You truly... are a Godsend...\" He felt so, so happy. \"I love... you, Alex.\" Alex smiled, \"I love you too... Red.\"\n\nThe imp pressed his lips to Alex's and kisses him. \"Mmmh...\" Alex went wide-eyed, \"Mmh?\" Then, he relaxed, and kissed back, \"...Mmmmh...\" Red placed a hand on Alex's cheek and stared at him with a loving expression. \"Mmmh...~\" Oh, this felt so right. This felt... really good. Alex kissed back and stared as well, \"Mmmh~...\" Oh yeah, Red was... actually a good kisser~. Red had forgotten to ask which way Alex swung.\n\nOh well, it doesn't matter now. \"Mmhf...\" Oh God, he was so good~ Kissing another guy... this... this felt right. Normal to Red. He was so happy Alex returned his feelings. To be perfectly honest, Alex liked to swing both ways. But he DID personally like males a bit more. But no matter, this felt right to Alex. \"Mmmh, mmm~\" Yes, this was the perfect thing to reward him with~. Red felt himself getting hard, a bulge slowly growing in his pants. He gently caressed Alex's cheek and used his tongue.\n\nHe never wanted this to end. Alex... Alex loved him. And Red loved him even more. He truly deserved this with all the shit he's dealt with. \"Mmmh, mm~\" Alex began to feel a bulge growing in his pants too, but he didn't mind that for now, and used his tongue as well, \"Mmmh, hhhmm~\" God, this felt so good! Oh hell yes, this was what they both needed. Hugging, cuddles, kissing, love... and... maybe something else, hehe~ \"Mmm...\" Alex was the best kisser by far in Red's opinion.\n\nThe imp enjoyed moving and tasting his tongue. Alex kept on kissing, and soon began to feel the imp's behind, rubbing it softly and noting how plump it was. \"Mh? Mmh~\" He shuddered as he felt Alex rubbing his plump booty. He did have some feminine features after all. A fact that Ashley constantly reminded him.\n\nEven questioning 'Are you really a boy?'. Of course, he always ignored it. But with Alex? He felt more comfortable. He let him do his thing and placed his hands on the male's chest. Alex continued to feel up Red's bottom, even groping it at points. God, Red had such a nice ass~, how did he not notice it before? \"Mmmh...\" Red pulled away and gasps. \"Ahh... Alex...~\" He could feel him groping and giving it a couple of squeezes. \n\n\"Mmm...\" Alex panted, \"Mmmh...~ God, how did I not notice how plump your ass was...?~\" \"Probably... focused on your ex-job? Oh, that feels good... do you like my ass?~\" Red asked and giggles. Alex nodded, \"Aw yeah.~\" Mmh, God, he needed this! The stress of his old job was getting to him, but this would certainly help get it off his mind~\n\n\"Wanna see it?~ I can show you more.\" Red said in a seductive tone, and smiles at Alex's enthusiasm. Alex nodded, \"Yeah~... But, what about Ashley?\" That was a concern he had: What if they got caught? There's no telling what she would do if she saw them doing... \"it\". Oh fuck. He had forgotten about her. \"... Damn it.\" He tried to wrack his brain. Lord knows what would happen if they get caught and what... *shudders* Ashley would do.\n\n\"Oh! I know a room Ashley doesn't go. Follow me. We can continue the fun there.\" Alex nodded, \"Cool! Let's go there and continue our fun...~\" Red held Alex's hand and led him inside the mansion, while also being careful not to get caught. They went upstairs and Red looked around some more. He opened the door and they went inside and locked it.\n\nInside was an abandoned study. It didn't seem to have use since they had a huge library. \"This is good enough.\" Alex smiled, \"Nice. Good thinkin', Red.\" Red smiles and holds onto the desk and presents his ass. \"Now... where were we?~ Heheh~\" He shook his plump booty slowly. Alex smirked, \"Oh, fuck yes~\" Alex smiled as he watched Red's booty shaking back and forth. It was almost... hypnotizing, in a way. \"God, your ass is so nice~\" \"Hehe~ Wanna see more of it?\" Red said and gave himself a smack. Alex nodded quickly, \"Hell yeah!~ Gimme more, baby~\" \n\nGod, he couldn't wait to see it in the nude~. The imp giggles at that and slowly took off his pants until it was off. Showing off those shiny red buns of his. \"Like my full moons?~\" God that was cheesy, but he didn't care. Alex didn't care that it was cheesy, \"You better believe it~...\" His bulge continued poking through his pants, his cock wanted so badly to be free.\n\n\"C'mon Alex... let's go wild and make love!~ You know you wanna...~\" He shook his ass again and grins, seeing the bulge in the male's pants. He couldn't wait to see what he was hiding in there. Alex couldn't wait anymore and began to lower his pants, until finally his balls and cock were revealed. They weren't too big, but not that small either. They were just right~ \"Oh God yes...~ Do whatever you want, Alex~ I'm all yours~\" Red spread his legs apart and blushes, seeing what Alex was packing. \n\nThey looked perfect to him~ Alex looked at Red spreading his legs and licked his lips, \"Mmh~... God, I just wanna... stick it right in~\" \"Do it~ I need you so bad~\" The imp spread his asscheeks, exposing his tight hole. \"Put it in here... I want you Alex~\"\n\nThat was all the permission he needed, and Alex aimed his cock, ready to stick it in. He poked and prodded a bit before finally... He grabbed Red's cheeks and stuck it inside, \"MMgh!!~ Fuck, so tight...~\" \"Aaah!~ Oh shit...!~\" Red quickly held onto the desk and shuddered. A real life cock was inside him! \"Ghhh... Alex...~\" Alex held onto Red's waist and began to hump him, \"Nngh, hhhgh!~ F-Fuck, this feels so good...~\"\n\n\"Oohh...!~ Oh this feels so good...!~\" Red could feel the humps inside him and couldn't help but moan. \"Aahh, ahhn...~ R-real... cock...\" Alex groaned, \"Hhhngh~... Ooooh, take it, you bitch...~\" He didn't know what he was saying anymore, but fuck it! This was way too good!~ Red groaned and shuddered from the name calling.\n\n\"Y-yes... I'm an imp bitch who likes cock...~\" His own cock twitches and he moans, tightening his grip on the desk. Alex began to thrust faster, and harder, moaning and groaning as he pounded the slutty imp. \"Aaaah!~ Yes! Put me in my place!~\" He moans louder, as the pace increased.\n\nOh God, this was just as he imagined!~ \"Oh my God...!~ So fucking good!~\" Alex groaned, \"Mmgh, God, you're so good!~ I think I'm gonna cum soon at... at this rate!~\" He even gave the imp a spank on his ass. \"Aaahn!~ O-oh... d-don't hold back! I want it!~\" Red cried out, he blushes and his tongue lolls out. Alex kept going, pounding the imp as hard and fast as he could. Soon enough, pre began to leak out from his cock, \"MMNNGH!!~ F-Fuck, I'm gonna explode!!\"\n\n\"Oh my God, give it to me Alex!~\" He rested his head on the desk and groans, he couldn't wait to have actual cum inside of him. There was nothing that could stop Alex as he slammed down and growled like a beast, cum shooting into the imp, \"GHRRRAAAAAHHH!!!~\" \"AAahahha!!!~\" The imp feels himself being filled by Alex, it felt so nice and warm. \"Hha... c-cum...!~\" Alex soon pulled out, shooting the rest of his load onto the imp's back and ass, \"Mmmhh~... F-Fuckin' shit~...\" \"Guahah... ahh...\"\n\nRed's whole body shook as the leftover cum leaked out of his and staining the floor. \"Oh my God...~ A-awesome...~\" He smiled and felt very good. Alex smirked, \"Mmgh...~ Glad you like my cum, Red~. God, I needed that~...\" \"Ohhh... that felt so good... mmfh...\" He scooped some cum and started tasting it. He closes his eyes and smiled as he gulped it down. \"Mmm...~ Your cum's delicious~\"\n\nAlex smirked, \"Thank you~\" God, this imp was so fucking adorable.~ Red continued scooping the cum on him and tasting it. Getting lost with its taste. \"Mmm, mmh~ *gulp* Pfha... so yummy...~\" Alex just watched in interest as Red continued licking up the cum on him. Was he really this much of a slut? Oh, well, it was pretty hot, so...~ He scooped up the last of Alex's cum and swallowed. \"Hahh... Oh my God... it's... it's so good... mmmn...\" He opens his eyes and turns around, staring at Alex.\n\nHis own cock and balls revealed. \"Please... I want more...\" Alex looked at Red with intrigue, \"Oh, you want more, eh? Well, my cock's right here, ain't it?~\" He showed off his cock, some leftover cum still on it. He eyed his cock and started to drool a little. He approached and trailed his tongue on Alex's shaft. \"Hha... Alexshes... mmhf... cum~\"\n\nAlex moaned, \"Oooooh, fuuuuck~ How's my cock taste, Red?~\" He looked down lustfully at the slutty imp, watching as he trailed his tongue on the shaft. Red could taste the cum, just like the one he scooped up earlier and blushes. \"Hha... mmh, *gulp* Sho yummy~ Your cock milk tastes good...~\" Was he becoming addicted? Or was he deep down this slutty? Fuck it, who cares? His cock and cum tastes excellent.\n\n\"Mmhf... yummy chock...~ I lhove you...~\" Alex smirked as he watched Red degrade himself in such a perverted way. But did he care? Fuck no, \"Mmmh~ Love you too, bitch~\" Red shudders again. \"I'm a bitch... A bitch who loves you and dick~\" He smiled as he said those words, trailing his tongue until he reached the tip. \"Pfha... what do I do now?\"\n\nAlex smiled, and gave him the instructions as bluntly as he could: \"Suck it.\" The imp held Alex's cock and opened his mouth. \"Hha... mmpgh...\" He took it inside and slowly started to bob his head. \"Mmhf, slurp...\" He had no idea why... being ordered by Alex. Turned him on even more. Did he like being degraded and treated as a slut? But... it tastes so good~ \"Mmm~\" Alex groaned pleasuredly as he got his cock sucked, \"Oooh, oh yeah~ Your mouth feels good too, maybe even better than your ass...~\"\n\n\"Mh?\" B-better than his ass? Really?~ He... he felt so honored! \"Mmmmh~ Fhank thou...~\" Alex smiled, \"Mmgh...~ Don't mention it. Oooh yeah~\" God, this felt great. He could stay here for a while~ Red stares at Alex with love before focusing back on sucking his cock. \"Mmhf, slurp, hghf, mmhg...~\" Ohh, his dick tastes so good~\n\nHe had to please Alex the best he can provide him. Alex groaned and moaned as he got his dick sucked by the imp. And... how did this all start again? Red uses his tongue and groans through the cock. It all started with that simple phone call... Red remembers this. But right now, he's more focusing on pleasing Alex. Oh, who cares? This felt too good, \"NNnh, ooooh shit~... God, I... I... I think I'm gonna cum again!\" Red's eyes lit up and prepared himself. \"Mmmh!~\"\n\nAlex groaned as he unleashed his load, \"AAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!~\" \"MMGH!~ GHHGH!~\" The slutty imp could taste the wave of cum going down his throat. He shed tears of joy as he tasted and tried his best to swallow the load. Alex soon pulled out, shooting the rest onto Red's face, \"F-Fuck~... Didja like that, slut?~\" \"Mmh... *gulp* Pfha...\" Red stares at Alex with love and adoration. \"Uh-huh...\" He nodded and smiled.\n\nAlex smiled and panted, trying to compose himself from those orgasms, \"Hhahhh... f-fuck, I really REALLY needed that~...\" Red kissed Alex's cock and giggles. \"I love you Alex... what can I do now? I... I want... to know. I don't know what to do.\" Alex panted, \"I love you too, Red, and... I don't know what to do now either.\" \"I don't know what to do...\" Red sounded genuinely lost. \n\n\"What do we do now...?\" Alex didn't know either, \"Huh... What DO we do now...?\" Man, what else could he do? \"T-tell me what to do! O-order me again! I... I can suck it off! No! M-my ass...?\" Red was struggling on what to do now. \"Alex...\" Alex didn't want Red to feel bad, so he struggled to think of something, \"Uh... u-use your magic to do something!\"\n\n\"Magic... magic! Yes! I almost forgot!\" Oh, duh! He wasn't Ashley's assistant for nothing. But what should he even do. \"But what can we use magic for? I'm sorry for being so useless...\" Alex tried reassuring him, \"Nononono! It's fine, you're not useless! Lemme think...\" Alex thought... \"Maybe, uh... J-Just do whatever you want!\" \n\"Whatever... I want?\" Of course... Red calmed himself down and remembered what was going on. He almost lost it. \"M-maybe... uhm...\" Red conjured up a magic spell and pointed at Alex's penis. Alex looked down at his penis, what was he gonna do to it? Red now wondered what he did. He saw it slowly growing. \"Uhm... Wh-what did I do?\" Alex saw his cock begin to grow, \"Uh... I think you cast a growth spell, that's what you did.\"\n\n\"I think so... but how big did I...?\" Red covered his mouth as he watched it growing still. Oh, this was a horrible idea! Alex just watched it growing, not knowing what to do, \"...U-Uh, is there some sorta r-reversal spell?\" \"Uh, uh, uh, uh! H-hold on!\" Red pointed at Alex's cock and quickly said an incantation. The growth stopped before it get any bigger. \"Oh my God, I'm so sorry!\" \n\nWell, it did stop growing, but now his cock was much bigger than before. It was almost as big as Alex's forearm! Not to mention that the veins shown much more clearly than before. Alex didn't know what to do with this newfound size. Would he even still be able to keep it in his pants?! Red was still panicking. \"I'm so, so, so sorry! I... I didn't mean to... It's so big...!\" Oh God, what was he thinking?!\n\nAlex probably hated him now! He fucked up so bad! He didn't deserve to be an apprentice! Alex tried to calm him down, \"H-Hey, hey, hey! Relax, i-it's alright! I-I'm sure we can figure something out...\" \"I screwed up so bad! M-maybe I can reverse this...!\" Alex tried to figure out how to console the imp. He was about to consider trying to approach him again, but then suddenly... There was a sound of the lock and the door opening.\n\nRed's eyes widened in horror as a certain girl entered and raised an eyebrow over what's going on. \"A-A-Ashley!?\" He then looked down and covered his crotch and blushed. \"H-how did...?!\" She raised her wand. Oh. Right. \"Uhm... we can explain?\" Alex looked over at Ashley. Even though her expression was practically blank, there was a sense of dread in the air, \"Oh, yeah, u-uh, hi! Uh, I was just, u-uh... l-l-leaving!\" He then grabbed his crotch and tried to wobble away.\n\nShe slammed the door closed and locked it again. \"I heard noises. Now I know the source. Red, what did you do?\" She asked, like her expression, it was monotone. \"I'm sorry Ashley! This guy lost his job, and-and we... uhm... and... OH GOD DON'T KICK ME OUT!\" Ashley just rolled her eyes at Red's blubbering. \"Pipe down. I was just curious. So... you boyfriends or whatever? Not that I care, obviously.\" Alex blushed hard, \"...I, uh... Er...\" He didn't know how to respond to that. She pointed at Alex's... well, huge penis. \"You gonna fix that or what?\" \n\nShe didn't... seem to be bothered at all. \"Uh...?\" Red blinked, Ashley grabbed a random chair and sat down. \"I asked: are you. Gonna fix that?\" She gestures towards the male's cock again.\n\n\"...Uhm... Alex? What do we do...?\" He whispered, clearly afraid of the unpredictable girl. Was she going to watch? Alex whispered back, \"I-I guess you need to fix this...?\" Ashley kept staring which made the imp shudder, he was still never used to that. \"I... I could use a reverse spell...\" He said outloud. \"What's wrong with the other way? Your magic is... impressive. But not long lasting.\" Ashley said. \"It isn't?\" The small witch shook her head. \"Give it a couple of minutes... maybe an hour. Right back to... whatever his size was.\" Red blushes even more. How the hell was she okay with this?! \"Alex... I'm so confused...\" Alex looked at the imp, \"M-Me too, but, uh... I-I guess... we just roll with it?\" What the hell was going on?! This was so awkward...\n\n\"I... guess...?\" He was honestly so lost. He uncovered himself, and the girl had no reaction again. \"How is this going to work... would that... even fit?\" Alex raised his arms, \"Honestly, I-I'm not even sure...\" \"You're both so helpless.\" Ashley uses her wand and the two males glowed for a moment. \"I made it so you aren't hurting each other. It should wear off when your... penis... is back to normal.\" She explained. \n\n\"Th-thanks, Ashley. You're really ni-\" He stopped when he saw her glaring at him. \"Ni-ni-good spellcaster. Hehe... heh...\" Alex didn't even know what to do anymore. He was stuck in this situation, and he'd be damned if there was a way out. \"Let's just... continue. Act like it's two of us.\" He whispered. In truth, he was curious if this was going to work. Why waste what Ashley gave them? \"Please? I'm... curious.\"\n\nAlex blushed, \"Uh, o-okay...\" Honestly, this felt a bit too awkward for him to handle, but, maybe Red would help him relax...? Red gently rubbed Alex's huge shaft and gave it some kisses. \"Mmh... mm...\" That's right. It was just themselves. No one else. They can still continue this. Alex whimpered, \"Mmmh... R-Red...\" Alex felt Red kissing his cock and blushed. \"So big and thick... Alex...~\" He closes his eyes and keeps kissing and rubbing. Best to calm Alex down before they really start. Ashley just watched in silence.\n\nAlex panted and slowly but surely, he was relaxing more and more, \"Mmmh, hhah... R-Red...~\" \"Mmhf... mhwah... are you ready?\" Red asks softly and planted another kiss. Alex nodded, \"Mm-hmm, I think so...\" Red steps away and goes over to the desk again and spreads his asscheeks. \"Go ahead~\" If Ashley's spell truly worked... they should feel no pain at all. But the imp braced himself just in case. \"Stick it in!~\"\n\nWelp... no use trying to delay the inevitable, right? Alex aimed his cock, and slowly stuck the tip in, \"Mmmh...~\" \"MMhf...\" So far so good. He didn't feel sore at all. \"Oohh... j-just the tip and... nnhf...\" He grips the desk tightly and looks over his shoulder at Alex. \"Oh God...~\" Alex tried slowly shoving more inside, \"Mmmgh... f-fucking hell...~\" \"Ghhfh... oh my God... Oh my God...~\" No pain at all. Red could feel it inside his stomach, even making a bulge.\n\n\"Oh fuck...\" He figured that this was deep enough for now, and began to hump the imp, \"Mmmh, f-fuck... your ass is still so good~...\" \"Aaahn... my-your cock's stretching me... but it feels so good, Alex~\" Red said and smiles. He had never taken anything bigger since... well, ever. \"Ooogh... fuck me...~\"\n\nAlex just kept fucking the imp. Even with a cock like this, it seemed Red could manage well, \"Oooh, fuck~... You like my big cock, don't you, Red~?\" The imp's tongue lolls out and moans. \"Oh my God... i-it feels amazing!~ Y-your cock's the best, Alex!~\" Screw it, Alex decided to take the risk, \"Then have some more of it!~\" And with that, he thrust even deeper into him. \"Huh? GGGHGH!!!~\" He grits his teeth as the bulge increased. \"Gaagah!~ Oh fuck!~\" If he had any pupils, they would have rolled back by now.\n\nHoly shit, this felt amazing!~ And Ashley's spell really worked, Red didn't seem to be feeling hurt at all! \"S-so... deep...!~ F-fuck me Alex! Wreck me! It feels so fucking good inside me!~\" Hearts appeared in his eyes as he was full on moaning now.\n\nThe spell worked, so that means... they can do whatever they want until Alex is back to normal. With that established in Alex's mind, he made a propositon, \"Mgh, y-you want it all the way in, huh!? YOU WANT IT?!~\" Red nodded his head quickly and his smile widens. \"YES! HOLY FUCK, YES!!!~ DO IT!!! RUIN ME!!!~\" All of a sudden, nothing else mattered. Red completely forgot that he was saying this outloud and Ashley was still a witness. Alex then growled as he shoved his cock all the way through Red, \"NGHAAAHH!!!~\" It was so deep into him, the tip actually came out of his mouth.\n\n\"Hahah-ghgg-bllghghf!~\" Red went crosseyed and stared at the tip out of his mouth. He felt like a human sex toy now. \"Hhfhfg... hghf...\" All he could do, was be at Alex's mercy. But the pleasure never left him.\n\nAlex pounded the imp mercilessly, as if he WAS nothing more than a mere sex toy, \"G-GOD, FUCKING HELL!!~ THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING!!~\", Alex screamed, him too forgetting that Ashley was a witness to all of this. Though, even if he did remember, she didn't seem to be doing anything.\n\n\"Ghhfh! Hhfhfdg! Bllfhfh!~\" The imp's hole body moved with Alex's thrusts, giving out gurgled moans and groans. He didn't have any trouble breathing either. This was... this was Heaven~ Red was convinced of this now. His small cock twitching, paling in comparison's to Alex's. \"Ghhfh...!~\"\n\nAlex continued to pound and destroy this sexy imp with his magical huge cock. God, this was the fucking best!~ \"HNNGHH!!! FUCKING SHIT, YOU'RE AWESOME!!~\" He was basically a wild animal at this point, his only focus being on destroying Red with his massive cock. Red held his stomach and groans some more.\n\nHis cock twitches as he feels close. He squeezes his eyes shut and cums, staining the floor. Fuck, even his own orgasm was pathetic! He could only imagine what Alex could do. He was a pathetic male. \"Hhhg... mmhhfgh...\" Alex groaned as he felt himself getting close. Maybe it was due to the spell, or maybe Red just felt that good. Either way... \"F-FUCK!!~ READY FOR MY CUM, RED, HUH???\" Red couldn't respond, he just groaned and tapped his bulging stomach. \"Ghghfhmmh...!~\"\n\nWell, he probably did want it. So Alex, with one final thrust, unleashed his big, thick load, screaming as if he'd transcended through this plane of reality into the next, \"GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!~\" It felt like he'd been blown by Jesus. No... by GOD HIMSELF.\n\nRed's eyes widened as he felt and saw the huge torrent of cum. \"Ghh?! Ghhh!!!\" Holy shit! There was so much! He... he wasn't worthy! His orgasm sucked in comparison to Alex's! Alex's massive cock soon slipped out of Red as he collapsed to the ground, exhausted from such an intense orgasm. He'd probably never EVER feel something like that again! Red flopped onto the floor and gasped. \"Uuah... ohhhhh...\" He felt so full... his stomach bloated and filled with cum. And so much staining the floor. \"Ogh... muh Goghd...\" Alex was practically unconscious at this point.\n\nHe felt so happy, it was like nothing he'd ever felt before. Red felt like he needed a rest... or two. His eyes fluttered and slowly closed. \"HHnn... love... you...\" And he was out. Ashley watched the whole thing and unlocked the door.\n\n\"That was satisfying. Next time, sound proof the room. Idiot.\" She left with a small smirk before was gone, leaving the two males alone. Alex slept peacefully with Red. This was... this was certainly the best, for both of them. Soon, the relationship between Alex and Red changed, once they regained consciousness over how long it was, it was all back to normal. But that didn't change their love for each other. Alex had a new life with Red and Ashley, for the most part, seemed to accept this.\n\nThey had their lovely tame moments, but whenever the need rises, they didn't hold anything back. Even trying some new spells to spice up their sex lives. Soon, word got around about the bags and the whole scheme was a bust. But that wasn't Alex's problem anymore. They kept telling each other how much they love one another lived happily. The imp found someone who likes him and was interested in just being himself. This was truly for the best. Perhaps he can teach Alex some spells too? Oh, well. Maybe next time. They were truly the happiest couple in all of Diamond City, if not, the world.\n\n[center]-- THE END. --[/center]\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "
Lewd Lunch Bags


A young man named Alex was sitting at the front desk in the first floor of the WarioWare, Inc. building. There, he decided to take a moment to reflect on things. The company of WarioWare, Inc. was certainly branching out. No longer was it just about games anymore, it was about... in all honesty, it was about finding other ways to con customers out of their money besides video games. And while Wario upstairs was the Big Cheese, the boss, the CEO... Alex was decidedly not.

He was more of a call-taker, the "Help and Support" guy. He usually answered concerns with things that Wario provided for him to say, but if Wario was too lazy to write those down, Alex just decided to lend his own thoughts on the matter. But what was this about WarioWare branching out? Well, earlier that week, Alex was busy answering a phone call, as per usual, when suddenly, Wario burst through the door, carrying what seemed to be about 10 to 15 paper bags.

None of them were labeled, and they had grease and grime all over them, as if he'd dug them out of the trash. "Hey you! Alan, Alec... whatever! You, phone guy! I have these uh... special orders for some customers and stuff! Take these bags and you'll know what to do." Wario said, well, more like ordered. And once again, too lazy to do things himself. These bags were quite strange though. They just look like... lunch bags.

Were people that gullible to buy these? Alex took the paper bags, "Uh, r-right away, Mr. Wario, sir. I'll get right on it." And so he watched as the fat man left, cheering and gloating about how he was "about to break the bank" with these paper bags. Alex didn't know what made them so special, and so in his curiosity, decided to open one up.

What he certainly didn't expect were actual words coming out of the bags. How Wario managed to do it, the man was a mystery. "This is a test so let's hope this stupid thing works! Wario is the greatest, and you shall give him all your money! That should do it, hehehe." Pssh, typical Wario. Alex set the bag aside and decided to open another one. However, the second time he did so... the voice that came out of this bag... was decidedly NOT Wario's voice.

It was a completely different voice too. "Mmmh... that's right, baby~" Almost immediately, Alex closed the bag. What... what was this?! Who's voice was it? Could he even legally sell these without damaging whatever reputation he had? How... and why did Wario get this voice? Who even was that? It could have been anyone!

That begs the question... if the first one was a test... The hell are the rest of the bags? What did he gain from this? Alex decided to walk up to Wario's office and ask him what exactly he was supposed to do with these, "Mr. Wario, sir, may I speak to you for a moment?" "Wah? What do ya want? I thought I told you to send the bags already?!" What was this... Alan...? Bah, sometimes he's never good with names. Especially those not as great and smart as Wario.

Alex scratched his head, "Yeah, about those... I decided to open two of them to test out their contents, and I don't know who you got these bags from, but I'm not sure we can sell these without damaging someone's reputation." "...And I should care, why? These babies will earn me-er, I mean... US a profit! How I got those is none of your business! People will literally buy anything!"

Wario explained. "Bah! Why're you wasting my time!? Just get out there and do somethin' will ya?!" And then Alex had the door slammed in his face. Left to his own devices, Alex was now lost: What was he supposed to do with these bags, and more importantly, who did they belong to? Hmm... maybe if he listened to the voice, he could probably guess who it was.

So, he decided to go back to his desk, and grab another bag to open it. The next bag once again, had a different voice. "Mmhf... I sure hope I don't get caught for this... Mmhf... ohhh..." It sounded like a male's voice. He couldn't exactly pin the voice down. He knew it was male, but where did that get him? He was about to try another bag, when suddenly, the phone began to ring. Reflexively, he answered it, "WarioWare, Inc., this is Help and Support Member Alex speaking, how may I help you today?"

"Uhm... y-yes, hello? Mr. Alex, can I order something?" The voice sounded nervous. In fact, wasn't this one of the voices from the bags? Alex nodded, not realizing the similarities at first, "Yes, you can. What would you like to order?" There was silence for a moment before the voice answered. "I-I... uhm... had a feeling I was being watched. Does... is there something that sounds like me? Oh God, I'm so embarrassed I'm sorry!"

Alex nodded, "Yes, actually, there is. Earlier today, Mr. Wario came in with these unusual lunch bags that contained... odd sounds coming from what I suppose is you. I-I'm not about to judge you or anything, don't get me wrong, here..." There was a gasp. "I knew it! That rotten...! You... you didn't hear..."

They then groan. "Of course you did... Ohhh, if this get's out, I'll be ruined! And Ashley... Oh she'll be so mad at me! I need that bag!" Alex tried to reassure the voice, "O-Okay, just calm down, sir... I'll figure something out." "Oh, man, oh man, oh man...! Please do! Thank you!" Said the flustered voice. There was a pretty good idea who these voices belong to. Finally, Alex was putting two and two together, "No problem, have a good day." Alex then hung up and gathered up all the bags, except for the one which was a test from Wario.

He then went out, texting Wario that he was "doing some delivery work." If that one was one of his co-workers... then were the others...? Well, best save them for later. Right now, Alex had a job to do. Besides, this seems like the right thing to do.

They sounded so upset and flustered. It would make sense they would worry. Alex decided to head over to Ashley's Mansion, because of course, the voice claimed that they were associated with Ashley. He treked through the town until he saw the mansion. There was the mansion, in all of it's gloomy glory. And if he was right, then that voice belonged to Ashley's assistant. It sounded like he was in the middle of something.

But first, best to go see him. Alex walked up to the door, and knocked on it, knowing full well what the risks were, but he would do anything to help someone. He wouldn't let someone's reputation be ruined all because of Wario's greed. The door was opened and it was a small, red imp. He looked around nervously and saw Alex. "D-did you get the bag, Mr. Alex? Ashley's busy with her studies. Thank goodness..."

Alex nodded, "Yeah, there are actually plenty of 'em, here..." He then handed the imp the paper bags. He gladly took the bags and smiled. "Oh thank God... You are a lifesaver! How can I repay you?" His tail was even wagging back and forth happily, almost like a dog would. Alex scratched his head, "Well, maybe a bag of money or something, so Mr. Wario doesn't get suspicious." "But you went out of your way... You deserve something! You seem so nice." The imp said and blushes a little.

This poor guy doing Wario's work. It was awful. Alex blushed and chuckled, "Aw, c'mon now, I don't need that much. I'm just doing a good deed, here." "Still... I can't make you leave empty handed. What kinda person would make me? Even after you... erm..." He blushes more and hugs the bags tightly. "This is embarrassing..." Alex reassured the imp, "Hey, don't sweat it. I was just trying to figure out what those bags were, that's all."

"...I've been a bad imp and did some... erm... 'private time'." Red admitted and bit his lip. "Mmhf... If I had known earlier... I would have stopped. Oh, I'm rambling. I'm sorry. You can go, Mr. Alex." Alex nodded, "Okay, thank you." He then left, thinking about an excuse he could make for not bringing back any money. Great, now he felt bad. He looked behind him inside the mansion. He sighed, got rid of the bags and managed to grab some money and chased after Alex.

"Wait!" Alex turned back, "Huh?" Red came back with a small bag of money. "Hah... I-I know this isn't much. I'm so sorry for being rude earlier. Here." He handed over the money and tried to catch his breath. Alex smiled and took the money, "Aw, don't worry, you weren't being rude. Thanks, though!"

Red blushes once more from the compliment. "Mmhf... th-thank you..." He even had his hands over his crotch. Was something wrong with him? He seems more... nervous. Alex nodded, "You're welcome. Have a good day!" He then began to walk back to WarioWare again.

Finally, after a while of walking, he made it back, bag of money in hand. Overall, the deal didn't go too bad. And Red seemed very nice. Although, just helping out is good enough reward on its own. Alex entered, "Mr. Wario, I'm back! I made some money from the transaction." "Oh, you did, huh? Well? Show me the money then!" Wario chuckled, another sucker to get the spoils! Of course his plans worked! He was a marketing genius after all. Alex held up the bag of money, "Here!"

"Bwahahaha! Nice job, kid! Let's see here..." Wario opens the bag and see's coins and a couple of dollars. "Hmm... not much, but eh. It'll do. Good work I guess. You still have a job to do." Alex grumbled and spoke out, "What? What do you mean I still have a job to do? I sold all the bags!" "Eh? You sold ONE of the bags. I have plenty more!" When did he...? Oh no. Just how many did this fat bastard make? No... that wasn't possible. But maybe Red's situation was just a one-time thing.

Maybe Wario was now using his own voice instead. He couldn't possibly have more dirt on anyone, right? Especially Red. Although... this IS Wario. "Well? Chop, chop! Get to work!" Alex decided to take a stand, "...Y'know what? Screw you! I'm not doing your dirty work for you anymore!"

"Oh really? Well in that case... You're fired! I don't need you!" Wario said and pointed at the door. "Get out!" Alex yelled at Wario as he left, "Good! Do it yourself for a change, fatass!" He then left, feeling rather infuriated at Wario. On one hand, Alex should have expected this. Wario was always a greedy asshole. But now... what could he do now? He was unemployed, kicked out, and now those damned bags are still on the loose.

Which probably means more blackmail victims, including Red and some more people. Ah, but then he remembered: the internet was also a thing, so he decided to make a post on his blog warning potential customers not to buy any bags. He explained who he was, how he first heard of the bags, and the situation with Red, and how he got fired. He summed up his post with: "Long story short, Wario is a greedy asshole who now seems to be planning to use people's real voices as potential blackmail. Do NOT buy these bags, no matter what."

And it spread like wildfire after that. Now with the inside story, it was highly likely that Wario's scheme would fail. There was also a message for Alex. "I'm sorry... because of me... I'm so sorry... :(" Alex tried to message him back, "It wasn't your fault! It was that damned greedy Wario who started this mess. >:(" "I know... I want to make it up to you and sacrificing your job. Your a good person, Mr. Alex. Can you... come to the mansion?" Red typed back in response.

He was quite shocked at the news and felt so terrible. It was carelessness that led to this. At the moment, what Ashley would think or say didn't matter anymore. He wanted to make Alex special. Feel good about his deeds. Alex stared at the message, then responded, "Of course, I'll be right over."

"Yay! Thank you, Mr. Alex! I'll be waiting!" The imp's heart began pounding when he read the message. Alex once again made his way to the mansion. It took him a while, but soon, he'd finally arrived. He knocked on the door again. The door opened and Red saw Alex and smiled.

"You came! I'm so happy!" His tails wags again and giggles. Alex chuckled, "Great! So, what brings me here again?" Red held Alex's hand and blushes. "I wanted to make it up to you, not just for the bags, but sacrificing your job as well. I wanted to make you... loved and appreciated." His heart began beating faster and chuckles nervously. "I... I kinda like you." Alex didn't know what to say to that, "...R-Really? You... like me? Like, LIKE like me, or...?"

"L-like you like you..." Red admitted. "I-I know it sounds strange... but... you are so nice and... and you didn't judge me and... Oh God, I'm a mess." He laughed at himself and feels so flustered. He was acting like an idiot in front of this nice, attractive young man. Alex suddenly hugged the imp, trying to comfort him, "Hey, hey, it's okay. I know you're all flustered and everything, but you don't gotta worry, alright?" Red nodded and tried to calm himself.

"R-right..." He hugged back and smiled. "Do you uhm... Like, like me too?" Alex nodded, "To be honest, yeah, I like... like you too." Red stared at Alex in surprise, but shed tears of happiness. "Aahah... You truly... are a Godsend..." He felt so, so happy. "I love... you, Alex." Alex smiled, "I love you too... Red."

The imp pressed his lips to Alex's and kisses him. "Mmmh..." Alex went wide-eyed, "Mmh?" Then, he relaxed, and kissed back, "...Mmmmh..." Red placed a hand on Alex's cheek and stared at him with a loving expression. "Mmmh...~" Oh, this felt so right. This felt... really good. Alex kissed back and stared as well, "Mmmh~..." Oh yeah, Red was... actually a good kisser~. Red had forgotten to ask which way Alex swung.

Oh well, it doesn't matter now. "Mmhf..." Oh God, he was so good~ Kissing another guy... this... this felt right. Normal to Red. He was so happy Alex returned his feelings. To be perfectly honest, Alex liked to swing both ways. But he DID personally like males a bit more. But no matter, this felt right to Alex. "Mmmh, mmm~" Yes, this was the perfect thing to reward him with~. Red felt himself getting hard, a bulge slowly growing in his pants. He gently caressed Alex's cheek and used his tongue.

He never wanted this to end. Alex... Alex loved him. And Red loved him even more. He truly deserved this with all the shit he's dealt with. "Mmmh, mm~" Alex began to feel a bulge growing in his pants too, but he didn't mind that for now, and used his tongue as well, "Mmmh, hhhmm~" God, this felt so good! Oh hell yes, this was what they both needed. Hugging, cuddles, kissing, love... and... maybe something else, hehe~ "Mmm..." Alex was the best kisser by far in Red's opinion.

The imp enjoyed moving and tasting his tongue. Alex kept on kissing, and soon began to feel the imp's behind, rubbing it softly and noting how plump it was. "Mh? Mmh~" He shuddered as he felt Alex rubbing his plump booty. He did have some feminine features after all. A fact that Ashley constantly reminded him.

Even questioning 'Are you really a boy?'. Of course, he always ignored it. But with Alex? He felt more comfortable. He let him do his thing and placed his hands on the male's chest. Alex continued to feel up Red's bottom, even groping it at points. God, Red had such a nice ass~, how did he not notice it before? "Mmmh..." Red pulled away and gasps. "Ahh... Alex...~" He could feel him groping and giving it a couple of squeezes.

"Mmm..." Alex panted, "Mmmh...~ God, how did I not notice how plump your ass was...?~" "Probably... focused on your ex-job? Oh, that feels good... do you like my ass?~" Red asked and giggles. Alex nodded, "Aw yeah.~" Mmh, God, he needed this! The stress of his old job was getting to him, but this would certainly help get it off his mind~

"Wanna see it?~ I can show you more." Red said in a seductive tone, and smiles at Alex's enthusiasm. Alex nodded, "Yeah~... But, what about Ashley?" That was a concern he had: What if they got caught? There's no telling what she would do if she saw them doing... "it". Oh fuck. He had forgotten about her. "... Damn it." He tried to wrack his brain. Lord knows what would happen if they get caught and what... *shudders* Ashley would do.

"Oh! I know a room Ashley doesn't go. Follow me. We can continue the fun there." Alex nodded, "Cool! Let's go there and continue our fun...~" Red held Alex's hand and led him inside the mansion, while also being careful not to get caught. They went upstairs and Red looked around some more. He opened the door and they went inside and locked it.

Inside was an abandoned study. It didn't seem to have use since they had a huge library. "This is good enough." Alex smiled, "Nice. Good thinkin', Red." Red smiles and holds onto the desk and presents his ass. "Now... where were we?~ Heheh~" He shook his plump booty slowly. Alex smirked, "Oh, fuck yes~" Alex smiled as he watched Red's booty shaking back and forth. It was almost... hypnotizing, in a way. "God, your ass is so nice~" "Hehe~ Wanna see more of it?" Red said and gave himself a smack. Alex nodded quickly, "Hell yeah!~ Gimme more, baby~"

God, he couldn't wait to see it in the nude~. The imp giggles at that and slowly took off his pants until it was off. Showing off those shiny red buns of his. "Like my full moons?~" God that was cheesy, but he didn't care. Alex didn't care that it was cheesy, "You better believe it~..." His bulge continued poking through his pants, his cock wanted so badly to be free.

"C'mon Alex... let's go wild and make love!~ You know you wanna...~" He shook his ass again and grins, seeing the bulge in the male's pants. He couldn't wait to see what he was hiding in there. Alex couldn't wait anymore and began to lower his pants, until finally his balls and cock were revealed. They weren't too big, but not that small either. They were just right~ "Oh God yes...~ Do whatever you want, Alex~ I'm all yours~" Red spread his legs apart and blushes, seeing what Alex was packing.

They looked perfect to him~ Alex looked at Red spreading his legs and licked his lips, "Mmh~... God, I just wanna... stick it right in~" "Do it~ I need you so bad~" The imp spread his asscheeks, exposing his tight hole. "Put it in here... I want you Alex~"

That was all the permission he needed, and Alex aimed his cock, ready to stick it in. He poked and prodded a bit before finally... He grabbed Red's cheeks and stuck it inside, "MMgh!!~ Fuck, so tight...~" "Aaah!~ Oh shit...!~" Red quickly held onto the desk and shuddered. A real life cock was inside him! "Ghhh... Alex...~" Alex held onto Red's waist and began to hump him, "Nngh, hhhgh!~ F-Fuck, this feels so good...~"

"Oohh...!~ Oh this feels so good...!~" Red could feel the humps inside him and couldn't help but moan. "Aahh, ahhn...~ R-real... cock..." Alex groaned, "Hhhngh~... Ooooh, take it, you bitch...~" He didn't know what he was saying anymore, but fuck it! This was way too good!~ Red groaned and shuddered from the name calling.

"Y-yes... I'm an imp bitch who likes cock...~" His own cock twitches and he moans, tightening his grip on the desk. Alex began to thrust faster, and harder, moaning and groaning as he pounded the slutty imp. "Aaaah!~ Yes! Put me in my place!~" He moans louder, as the pace increased.

Oh God, this was just as he imagined!~ "Oh my God...!~ So fucking good!~" Alex groaned, "Mmgh, God, you're so good!~ I think I'm gonna cum soon at... at this rate!~" He even gave the imp a spank on his ass. "Aaahn!~ O-oh... d-don't hold back! I want it!~" Red cried out, he blushes and his tongue lolls out. Alex kept going, pounding the imp as hard and fast as he could. Soon enough, pre began to leak out from his cock, "MMNNGH!!~ F-Fuck, I'm gonna explode!!"

"Oh my God, give it to me Alex!~" He rested his head on the desk and groans, he couldn't wait to have actual cum inside of him. There was nothing that could stop Alex as he slammed down and growled like a beast, cum shooting into the imp, "GHRRRAAAAAHHH!!!~" "AAahahha!!!~" The imp feels himself being filled by Alex, it felt so nice and warm. "Hha... c-cum...!~" Alex soon pulled out, shooting the rest of his load onto the imp's back and ass, "Mmmhh~... F-Fuckin' shit~..." "Guahah... ahh..."

Red's whole body shook as the leftover cum leaked out of his and staining the floor. "Oh my God...~ A-awesome...~" He smiled and felt very good. Alex smirked, "Mmgh...~ Glad you like my cum, Red~. God, I needed that~..." "Ohhh... that felt so good... mmfh..." He scooped some cum and started tasting it. He closes his eyes and smiled as he gulped it down. "Mmm...~ Your cum's delicious~"

Alex smirked, "Thank you~" God, this imp was so fucking adorable.~ Red continued scooping the cum on him and tasting it. Getting lost with its taste. "Mmm, mmh~ *gulp* Pfha... so yummy...~" Alex just watched in interest as Red continued licking up the cum on him. Was he really this much of a slut? Oh, well, it was pretty hot, so...~ He scooped up the last of Alex's cum and swallowed. "Hahh... Oh my God... it's... it's so good... mmmn..." He opens his eyes and turns around, staring at Alex.

His own cock and balls revealed. "Please... I want more..." Alex looked at Red with intrigue, "Oh, you want more, eh? Well, my cock's right here, ain't it?~" He showed off his cock, some leftover cum still on it. He eyed his cock and started to drool a little. He approached and trailed his tongue on Alex's shaft. "Hha... Alexshes... mmhf... cum~"

Alex moaned, "Oooooh, fuuuuck~ How's my cock taste, Red?~" He looked down lustfully at the slutty imp, watching as he trailed his tongue on the shaft. Red could taste the cum, just like the one he scooped up earlier and blushes. "Hha... mmh, *gulp* Sho yummy~ Your cock milk tastes good...~" Was he becoming addicted? Or was he deep down this slutty? Fuck it, who cares? His cock and cum tastes excellent.

"Mmhf... yummy chock...~ I lhove you...~" Alex smirked as he watched Red degrade himself in such a perverted way. But did he care? Fuck no, "Mmmh~ Love you too, bitch~" Red shudders again. "I'm a bitch... A bitch who loves you and dick~" He smiled as he said those words, trailing his tongue until he reached the tip. "Pfha... what do I do now?"

Alex smiled, and gave him the instructions as bluntly as he could: "Suck it." The imp held Alex's cock and opened his mouth. "Hha... mmpgh..." He took it inside and slowly started to bob his head. "Mmhf, slurp..." He had no idea why... being ordered by Alex. Turned him on even more. Did he like being degraded and treated as a slut? But... it tastes so good~ "Mmm~" Alex groaned pleasuredly as he got his cock sucked, "Oooh, oh yeah~ Your mouth feels good too, maybe even better than your ass...~"

"Mh?" B-better than his ass? Really?~ He... he felt so honored! "Mmmmh~ Fhank thou...~" Alex smiled, "Mmgh...~ Don't mention it. Oooh yeah~" God, this felt great. He could stay here for a while~ Red stares at Alex with love before focusing back on sucking his cock. "Mmhf, slurp, hghf, mmhg...~" Ohh, his dick tastes so good~

He had to please Alex the best he can provide him. Alex groaned and moaned as he got his dick sucked by the imp. And... how did this all start again? Red uses his tongue and groans through the cock. It all started with that simple phone call... Red remembers this. But right now, he's more focusing on pleasing Alex. Oh, who cares? This felt too good, "NNnh, ooooh shit~... God, I... I... I think I'm gonna cum again!" Red's eyes lit up and prepared himself. "Mmmh!~"

Alex groaned as he unleashed his load, "AAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!~" "MMGH!~ GHHGH!~" The slutty imp could taste the wave of cum going down his throat. He shed tears of joy as he tasted and tried his best to swallow the load. Alex soon pulled out, shooting the rest onto Red's face, "F-Fuck~... Didja like that, slut?~" "Mmh... *gulp* Pfha..." Red stares at Alex with love and adoration. "Uh-huh..." He nodded and smiled.

Alex smiled and panted, trying to compose himself from those orgasms, "Hhahhh... f-fuck, I really REALLY needed that~..." Red kissed Alex's cock and giggles. "I love you Alex... what can I do now? I... I want... to know. I don't know what to do." Alex panted, "I love you too, Red, and... I don't know what to do now either." "I don't know what to do..." Red sounded genuinely lost.

"What do we do now...?" Alex didn't know either, "Huh... What DO we do now...?" Man, what else could he do? "T-tell me what to do! O-order me again! I... I can suck it off! No! M-my ass...?" Red was struggling on what to do now. "Alex..." Alex didn't want Red to feel bad, so he struggled to think of something, "Uh... u-use your magic to do something!"

"Magic... magic! Yes! I almost forgot!" Oh, duh! He wasn't Ashley's assistant for nothing. But what should he even do. "But what can we use magic for? I'm sorry for being so useless..." Alex tried reassuring him, "Nononono! It's fine, you're not useless! Lemme think..." Alex thought... "Maybe, uh... J-Just do whatever you want!"
"Whatever... I want?" Of course... Red calmed himself down and remembered what was going on. He almost lost it. "M-maybe... uhm..." Red conjured up a magic spell and pointed at Alex's penis. Alex looked down at his penis, what was he gonna do to it? Red now wondered what he did. He saw it slowly growing. "Uhm... Wh-what did I do?" Alex saw his cock begin to grow, "Uh... I think you cast a growth spell, that's what you did."

"I think so... but how big did I...?" Red covered his mouth as he watched it growing still. Oh, this was a horrible idea! Alex just watched it growing, not knowing what to do, "...U-Uh, is there some sorta r-reversal spell?" "Uh, uh, uh, uh! H-hold on!" Red pointed at Alex's cock and quickly said an incantation. The growth stopped before it get any bigger. "Oh my God, I'm so sorry!"

Well, it did stop growing, but now his cock was much bigger than before. It was almost as big as Alex's forearm! Not to mention that the veins shown much more clearly than before. Alex didn't know what to do with this newfound size. Would he even still be able to keep it in his pants?! Red was still panicking. "I'm so, so, so sorry! I... I didn't mean to... It's so big...!" Oh God, what was he thinking?!

Alex probably hated him now! He fucked up so bad! He didn't deserve to be an apprentice! Alex tried to calm him down, "H-Hey, hey, hey! Relax, i-it's alright! I-I'm sure we can figure something out..." "I screwed up so bad! M-maybe I can reverse this...!" Alex tried to figure out how to console the imp. He was about to consider trying to approach him again, but then suddenly... There was a sound of the lock and the door opening.

Red's eyes widened in horror as a certain girl entered and raised an eyebrow over what's going on. "A-A-Ashley!?" He then looked down and covered his crotch and blushed. "H-how did...?!" She raised her wand. Oh. Right. "Uhm... we can explain?" Alex looked over at Ashley. Even though her expression was practically blank, there was a sense of dread in the air, "Oh, yeah, u-uh, hi! Uh, I was just, u-uh... l-l-leaving!" He then grabbed his crotch and tried to wobble away.

She slammed the door closed and locked it again. "I heard noises. Now I know the source. Red, what did you do?" She asked, like her expression, it was monotone. "I'm sorry Ashley! This guy lost his job, and-and we... uhm... and... OH GOD DON'T KICK ME OUT!" Ashley just rolled her eyes at Red's blubbering. "Pipe down. I was just curious. So... you boyfriends or whatever? Not that I care, obviously." Alex blushed hard, "...I, uh... Er..." He didn't know how to respond to that. She pointed at Alex's... well, huge penis. "You gonna fix that or what?"

She didn't... seem to be bothered at all. "Uh...?" Red blinked, Ashley grabbed a random chair and sat down. "I asked: are you. Gonna fix that?" She gestures towards the male's cock again.

"...Uhm... Alex? What do we do...?" He whispered, clearly afraid of the unpredictable girl. Was she going to watch? Alex whispered back, "I-I guess you need to fix this...?" Ashley kept staring which made the imp shudder, he was still never used to that. "I... I could use a reverse spell..." He said outloud. "What's wrong with the other way? Your magic is... impressive. But not long lasting." Ashley said. "It isn't?" The small witch shook her head. "Give it a couple of minutes... maybe an hour. Right back to... whatever his size was." Red blushes even more. How the hell was she okay with this?! "Alex... I'm so confused..." Alex looked at the imp, "M-Me too, but, uh... I-I guess... we just roll with it?" What the hell was going on?! This was so awkward...

"I... guess...?" He was honestly so lost. He uncovered himself, and the girl had no reaction again. "How is this going to work... would that... even fit?" Alex raised his arms, "Honestly, I-I'm not even sure..." "You're both so helpless." Ashley uses her wand and the two males glowed for a moment. "I made it so you aren't hurting each other. It should wear off when your... penis... is back to normal." She explained.

"Th-thanks, Ashley. You're really ni-" He stopped when he saw her glaring at him. "Ni-ni-good spellcaster. Hehe... heh..." Alex didn't even know what to do anymore. He was stuck in this situation, and he'd be damned if there was a way out. "Let's just... continue. Act like it's two of us." He whispered. In truth, he was curious if this was going to work. Why waste what Ashley gave them? "Please? I'm... curious."

Alex blushed, "Uh, o-okay..." Honestly, this felt a bit too awkward for him to handle, but, maybe Red would help him relax...? Red gently rubbed Alex's huge shaft and gave it some kisses. "Mmh... mm..." That's right. It was just themselves. No one else. They can still continue this. Alex whimpered, "Mmmh... R-Red..." Alex felt Red kissing his cock and blushed. "So big and thick... Alex...~" He closes his eyes and keeps kissing and rubbing. Best to calm Alex down before they really start. Ashley just watched in silence.

Alex panted and slowly but surely, he was relaxing more and more, "Mmmh, hhah... R-Red...~" "Mmhf... mhwah... are you ready?" Red asks softly and planted another kiss. Alex nodded, "Mm-hmm, I think so..." Red steps away and goes over to the desk again and spreads his asscheeks. "Go ahead~" If Ashley's spell truly worked... they should feel no pain at all. But the imp braced himself just in case. "Stick it in!~"

Welp... no use trying to delay the inevitable, right? Alex aimed his cock, and slowly stuck the tip in, "Mmmh...~" "MMhf..." So far so good. He didn't feel sore at all. "Oohh... j-just the tip and... nnhf..." He grips the desk tightly and looks over his shoulder at Alex. "Oh God...~" Alex tried slowly shoving more inside, "Mmmgh... f-fucking hell...~" "Ghhfh... oh my God... Oh my God...~" No pain at all. Red could feel it inside his stomach, even making a bulge.

"Oh fuck..." He figured that this was deep enough for now, and began to hump the imp, "Mmmh, f-fuck... your ass is still so good~..." "Aaahn... my-your cock's stretching me... but it feels so good, Alex~" Red said and smiles. He had never taken anything bigger since... well, ever. "Ooogh... fuck me...~"

Alex just kept fucking the imp. Even with a cock like this, it seemed Red could manage well, "Oooh, fuck~... You like my big cock, don't you, Red~?" The imp's tongue lolls out and moans. "Oh my God... i-it feels amazing!~ Y-your cock's the best, Alex!~" Screw it, Alex decided to take the risk, "Then have some more of it!~" And with that, he thrust even deeper into him. "Huh? GGGHGH!!!~" He grits his teeth as the bulge increased. "Gaagah!~ Oh fuck!~" If he had any pupils, they would have rolled back by now.

Holy shit, this felt amazing!~ And Ashley's spell really worked, Red didn't seem to be feeling hurt at all! "S-so... deep...!~ F-fuck me Alex! Wreck me! It feels so fucking good inside me!~" Hearts appeared in his eyes as he was full on moaning now.

The spell worked, so that means... they can do whatever they want until Alex is back to normal. With that established in Alex's mind, he made a propositon, "Mgh, y-you want it all the way in, huh!? YOU WANT IT?!~" Red nodded his head quickly and his smile widens. "YES! HOLY FUCK, YES!!!~ DO IT!!! RUIN ME!!!~" All of a sudden, nothing else mattered. Red completely forgot that he was saying this outloud and Ashley was still a witness. Alex then growled as he shoved his cock all the way through Red, "NGHAAAHH!!!~" It was so deep into him, the tip actually came out of his mouth.

"Hahah-ghgg-bllghghf!~" Red went crosseyed and stared at the tip out of his mouth. He felt like a human sex toy now. "Hhfhfg... hghf..." All he could do, was be at Alex's mercy. But the pleasure never left him.

Alex pounded the imp mercilessly, as if he WAS nothing more than a mere sex toy, "G-GOD, FUCKING HELL!!~ THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING!!~", Alex screamed, him too forgetting that Ashley was a witness to all of this. Though, even if he did remember, she didn't seem to be doing anything.

"Ghhfh! Hhfhfdg! Bllfhfh!~" The imp's hole body moved with Alex's thrusts, giving out gurgled moans and groans. He didn't have any trouble breathing either. This was... this was Heaven~ Red was convinced of this now. His small cock twitching, paling in comparison's to Alex's. "Ghhfh...!~"

Alex continued to pound and destroy this sexy imp with his magical huge cock. God, this was the fucking best!~ "HNNGHH!!! FUCKING SHIT, YOU'RE AWESOME!!~" He was basically a wild animal at this point, his only focus being on destroying Red with his massive cock. Red held his stomach and groans some more.

His cock twitches as he feels close. He squeezes his eyes shut and cums, staining the floor. Fuck, even his own orgasm was pathetic! He could only imagine what Alex could do. He was a pathetic male. "Hhhg... mmhhfgh..." Alex groaned as he felt himself getting close. Maybe it was due to the spell, or maybe Red just felt that good. Either way... "F-FUCK!!~ READY FOR MY CUM, RED, HUH???" Red couldn't respond, he just groaned and tapped his bulging stomach. "Ghghfhmmh...!~"

Well, he probably did want it. So Alex, with one final thrust, unleashed his big, thick load, screaming as if he'd transcended through this plane of reality into the next, "GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!~" It felt like he'd been blown by Jesus. No... by GOD HIMSELF.

Red's eyes widened as he felt and saw the huge torrent of cum. "Ghh?! Ghhh!!!" Holy shit! There was so much! He... he wasn't worthy! His orgasm sucked in comparison to Alex's! Alex's massive cock soon slipped out of Red as he collapsed to the ground, exhausted from such an intense orgasm. He'd probably never EVER feel something like that again! Red flopped onto the floor and gasped. "Uuah... ohhhhh..." He felt so full... his stomach bloated and filled with cum. And so much staining the floor. "Ogh... muh Goghd..." Alex was practically unconscious at this point.

He felt so happy, it was like nothing he'd ever felt before. Red felt like he needed a rest... or two. His eyes fluttered and slowly closed. "HHnn... love... you..." And he was out. Ashley watched the whole thing and unlocked the door.

"That was satisfying. Next time, sound proof the room. Idiot." She left with a small smirk before was gone, leaving the two males alone. Alex slept peacefully with Red. This was... this was certainly the best, for both of them. Soon, the relationship between Alex and Red changed, once they regained consciousness over how long it was, it was all back to normal. But that didn't change their love for each other. Alex had a new life with Red and Ashley, for the most part, seemed to accept this.

They had their lovely tame moments, but whenever the need rises, they didn't hold anything back. Even trying some new spells to spice up their sex lives. Soon, word got around about the bags and the whole scheme was a bust. But that wasn't Alex's problem anymore. They kept telling each other how much they love one another lived happily. The imp found someone who likes him and was interested in just being himself. This was truly for the best. Perhaps he can teach Alex some spells too? Oh, well. Maybe next time. They were truly the happiest couple in all of Diamond City, if not, the world.

-- THE END. --

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