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Conker: What the...? Uh... hello? Anyone here? 'Cause if ya are... I'm gonna rob your stuff! I'm gonna do it! Right now! ... Huh. Nothin'. Weird. Oh well, can't turn down some free loot~ Hehehe~ Could be a bunch of cash.
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He looks behind him and rubs his ass with his hand and groans.
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He trails off and has an idea. He looks around just to make sure. This was a well isolated area, and not many people go here. With the sex toy in his hand... maybe, just once. This would be fine.
Conker: Welp... I got nothin' to lose here. Besides... my own little secret~
He places the dildo on the stop and positioned his plump rump on the tip, feeling it at his entrance. He shivers from the touch. Good thing he doesn't wear pants. Or shorts.
Conker: Mmhh... n-not yet... I... I gotta lube it up first. Yeah. Slow your horniness down Conker, old buddy...
He gets off of the stump and holds the dildo with both of his hands for support, he then opens his mouth and began sucking it off, imagining blowing an actual guy.
Conker: Mmhhf... (This is so weird... why am I okay doing this? I'm not gay... right? I have a girlfriend for crying out loud! But...) Mmmmm... (I-it... tastes so... yummy...~ J-just a few more minutes...)
Conker blushes and continues bobbing his head, swirling his tongue on the fake dick. Down below, his own cock was poking out and getting erect. He went deeper, gagging and choking a little, having to pull away for air a couple of times before he felt it was properly lubed up and ready.
Conker: Pfha...! Hhah... ahh... th-that should be good enough... I... I enjoyed sucking this off TOO MUCH... B-but I think it's good now.
He climbs onto the stump again and feels the coldness of the toy and his saliva on his entrance. He blushes some more and slowly inches down.
Conker: Easy, Conker... easy... allllmooooost...
Until finally, it plopped right in, making Conker's eyes widened and roll back. His tongue lolls out as he gave a surprisingly girlish moan.
Conker: Aaahn!~ Fffff... ffuuck... D-di... did I just... h-holy crap...
Conker began moving his hips, placing his hands on the stump, feeling the toy going in and out of his anus. The red squirrel was panting and moaning as if he was in heat, which would not be too far off actually.
Conker: Aah!~ Hhha! Hhah! Ohhhh... why does this... nnhg... f-feel so fuckin' good right now...? Th-this feels even better than-ahn! S-sucking it! A-am... am I... gay...? Bi...? I... I dunno anymore...
Conker kept going, his dick flopping around with every movement and leaking pre. The male's eyes were half lidded in pure bliss as he sheds a few tears. Despite all of that, he has a dumb smile on his face, hiccuping and groaning.
Conker: Hahh... ahhh! W-why does this feel right? M-my mind... my mind's getting all kinds of fucked...! T-taking dick... f-feels... feels... feEELS...!
He squealed as he hit his sweet spot, leaking more pre and couldn't contain his femboyish moans any longer, whatever dignity was thrown out the window.
Conker: So good!~ Oh my God, this is awesome!~ It's scratching that spot so good!~ No wonder pornstars find this exciting!~ Mmmmh... more...~
The squirrel goes faster, panting and moaning of pure pleasure, he didn't care if anyone saw or heard him right now. He felt so amazingly good right now! Even better than getting drunk as shit.
Conker: I-I'm gonna...! Gon-aah! Gonna cum! I'm gonna cum from fucking my own ass!~
He slammed down and groans, his eyes rolling back as he blows his load, staining the stump and parts of the grass. Once he was done, he pulled the used dildo out with a plop and was catching his breath from the mind blowing orgasm.
Conker: Hahhh... ahh... a-awesome... O-ohhh... oh no... that itchiness is back...! No... I felt so happy...! M-maybe there's... aha!
He rummages through the bag and finds another dildo, one slightly bigger than the one he just used. Conker lies on his back and pushes the toy inside.
Conker: Ghhh!~ Y-yeaahhhh... yeah baby... right there...~ Mmmhh, fuck...~
He pushes the dildo in and out with his hand and uses the other to grab the dildo he used and began sucking on it. Imagining two males using him like a squirrel sized fucktoy. He closes his eyes and played with himself.
Conker: Mmhhgh, mmhgh, mmmhh...!~ (This feels so good! My mouth and ass being fucked and used! M-much better than alcohol!~)
Conker had no idea how long he was at this for, he felt like he was on Cloud 9. He didn't know he could feel this good in his life! He felt so stupid for never trying this before! Eventually, all good things must unfortunately, come to an end. He was feeling close once more.
Conker: Mmhgh..! MMmmmmhh!!!~
He blows his load again, staining his hoodie, he pulls the dildo's out of his mouth and ass, lying there in his afterglow.
Conker: Hahhh... ahh... ahhh... f-fuck... so good...~ I... I want more... I-I wonder... will someone fuck me...?
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He starts fingering himself faster and inserting more fingers, his cheeks flushed as hearts gathered in his eyes.
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He wasn't even aware of what he was saying anymore, the pleasure overriding his brain.
Conker: I-I'm just a small dick loser who doesn't deserve a babe like Berri!~ Nnngh!~ Oh, fuck... s-so close... even after I...!~ C-cum you stupid dick!~ This is all your good for!~
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